Homocon Vs Homocon: Gateway Pundit Blames Matt Drudge For Refusing To Come To Roy Moore’s Defense

The homocon Gateway Pundit, the fakey-est fake news site to ever fake its way out of Fake Town, is blaming fellow homocon Matt Drudge (among many others) in a raging post on Roy Moore’s loss. An excerpt:

Doug Jones several supporters to thank tonight for his stunning win. Matt Drudge and The Drudge Report for his refusal to report on any news that would hurt the Democrat candidate. Democrat media — For the constant attacks against Judge Roy Moore. Democrat media — For their refusal to report on Doug Jones positions. Greg Gutfeld.

It was a solid win for a very far left Democrat in Alabama. Look forward to the nastiest elections EVER in US history in the coming months and years. Congratulations to all of the many supporters of Doug Jones! He couldn’t have done it with you!

The post was written by Gateway Pundit founder Jim Hoft, who is widely-known as the “Stupidest Man On The Internet” – an appellation that the writing above reflects. Hoft is one of Moore’s fiercest defenders despite Moore’s open willingness to have people like him imprisoned for being gay.

  • Stubenville
    • BlackGayAthetist

      Love this one!!

      I went over to Brietbart and they are PISSED at Bannon. What a bunch of whiny assholes they are delusional and bitter but not enough to stop putting ad revenue in the pocket of that bloated piece of SHIT called Steve who still has the President’s influence

      • Boreal

        I haven’t gone there yet. I will soon just to read their butthurt and then I’ll need a shower.

        • JT

          Ask them what an athetist is.

          • vorpal

            You can look up “athetits” on Conservapedia, the bastion of “conservative knowledge” because reality is a gaylibcuckturd conspiracy:

            “Social science research indicates that anti-theists score the highest among atheists when it comes to personality traits such as narcissism, dogmatism, and anger. Furthermore, they scored lowest when it comes to agreeableness and positive relations with others.”

          • JT

            That must be from NotsoBritebart soshul sienz.

          • Nowhereman

            Can’t be. They think that science is from the pits of hell.

          • ColdCountry

            Um… right….

          • Nowhereman

            I think it’s just because we are sick of their bullshit. It makes us cranky.

          • vorpal

            It’s exhausting having to constantly be vigilant to their attempts to try to sneak religion into law, education, politics, etc, and how they lord their self-righteousness over everyone else.

            There was an excellent talk by Greta Christina called, “Why are you atheists so angry?”
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUI_ML1qkQE

          • Nowhereman

            Hey thank you! I listened to a little bit and bookmarked it to watch later. Sounds good!

          • Nowhereman

            Is that someone who appreciates the finer things in life?

        • Jay Silversmith

          Don’t forget to rinse with holy water.

          • George Clarendon

            “Move over girls, I need to gargle.”

        • Nowhereman

          I feel much the same. I need a shower when I go there, which isn’t very often. The comments section is like a giant cesspool. But at least a cesspool serves a necessary purpose.

  • Tawreos

    I guess the only thing for them to do is to battle to the death

    • GayOldLady

      That works for me.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Perfect photo for these times. I recall another loser who noted inappropriate relations with children using that gesture. Total asshole, which is what that gesture also means in several countries. He’s pretty much a has been loser now, too.

    https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5898a3fa280000220099715b.jpg?cache=gakj2hp1bu&ops=scalefit_720_noupscale

    • Treant

      Milo, honey? Four in Hand knots aren’t classy, but I guess that happens when you were fucking four male hookers while getting dressed.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Hear, hear. And Milo, hon, you look like shit with that floral tie because you see doll, you’re just kind of a piece of shit.

        • ColdCountry

          But it goes so well with the hat!

      • Rambie

        I don’t wear a tie often, but that’s the only knot I know to tie when I do.

        • Treant

          I use it myself, actually. 🙂 You can look up most knots on the Internet; depending on your tie length and style, the Windsor variants might be a nice change.

          • Rambie

            I used to know the half Windsor when I hard to wear a tie for work.

        • Oscarlating Wildely

          Go for half Windsor. Not too bulky, a nice even knot.

          Or switch to bow ties. It’s so uncool it’s cool again.

    • Boreal

      Milo in the advanced stages of early trolldom. It won’t get any better for Milo, definitely in the downward slide of life.

      • Nowhereman

        It couldn’t happen to a creepier guy.

        • Boreal

          He is really creepy.

    • kaydenpat

      Who? Oh, that other right wing pedo.

      • vorpal

        I think you need to complete a pedophile questionnaire at this point to be granted GOP membership.

    • GayOldLady

      Milo, Flashing the secret Nazi hand signal on the White House Lawn, LOCK HIM UP!

      • RJ Bone

        And even dressed like one, too 😉

    • Nowhereman

      And those hats make the wearers look stupid. I can hardly wait until they are being sold on Ebay as collector’s items.
      And you are spot on about the gesture. I came across this a while ago while looking for something else. I thought it was pretty interesting and could save your life if you travel abroad.

      https://visual.ly/community/infographic/travel/rude-hand-gestures-around-world

  • BlackGayAthetist
    • Karl Dubhe 2

      Can snakes survive that? Or do they suffer consequences for shoving their asses down their throats?

      • BlackGayAthetist

        Ask the Conservatives and the GOP because this is what is happening right now.

        • thom

          Hey! You changed your profile pic 😉

        • Karl Dubhe 2

          I looked up the question online. It can be survived, but human intervention seems to be required for that to happen. 🙂

          The GOP and the Conservatives are shooting themselves in their butts. Something I wholeheartedly support and refuse to intervene in. 😀

        • Rambie

          Nah, don’t interrupt them. Let the GOP’ers finish eating their own

    • OdieDenCO

      Ahhhhhh! it’s a animated benzene ring.

  • JoeMyGod

    “nerve racking”

    • Stubenville

      Everyone should have neatly stacked nerves. =)

      • I keep my dendrites on my nerve racks.

      • Reality.Bites

        Treant’s husband bought him some nerve racks for Xmas last year, but you know Treant. He just ended up drying soap on them.

    • Rambie

      It’s “nerve racking” when real news intrudes onto their nearly arranged fake news.

    • wineflask

      I’m not a native speaker and yet that was the first thing I noticed.

      • Lane

        And that’s possibly why — you actually had to _learn_ English, rather than just getting by without actually understanding it.

    • Lane

      It’s how you arrange the nerves before a game of nerve pool.

  • Tatonka

    Everyone gather up for the circular firing squad!

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    There’s so much blood and eating each other, it’s like a bad production of Sweeney Todd

  • greenmanTN

    Really, Matt, “There IS a limit”? That’s nice to know because many reasonable people have been asking if there is ANYTHING you miserable pieces of shit won’t do in your quest for money and power. You might want to write those limits down because they are sure as Hell not clear to anyone.

    • Randy503

      My thoughts exactly. And because he has a limit, he will be villified by the very people he has been cultivating for years. No tears here.

  • thom
  • Treant

    Here’s a set of Tasers, buckets of water, and extra batteries. Go play in the yard with your Drudge friend.

  • Halou
  • Rebecca Gardner

    These pathetic assholes actually believe they have some power and influence. How cute.

    • kaydenpat

      They do with their conservative rubes. With the rest of us, naw.

    • Randy503

      Those little bow ties are cute too. Makes them look all grown up ‘n stuff.

  • Friday’s_cat

    Look forward to the nastiest elections EVER …
    I certainly hope so, about time Democrats went after republicans hammer and tongs.

    • Treant

      I’ll get the mud.

      • edrex

        followed by lovely soap, yes?

        • Treant

          Republicans do not deserve my soap.

          • edrex

            no. for those of us who dirty our hands while flinging mud. (just thinking of my nails.)

          • Treant

            Oh, sure! I just made a delightful tallow soap with colloidal oatmeal and honey that will clean that mud right off but preserve the youthful glow of your skin.

  • Boreal
  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Interestingly, about the “Bannon busted,” that is the gist of one of the top articles on The Hill today. They’re saying that Mitch McConnell sees the Alabama loss as a fatal blow to Bannon (and therefore Breitbart?).

    Not that McConnell was one of the people who stood firm against Moore. “Let the people of Alabama decide” was, I believe, his position.

    • Treant

      Mitch ain’t that bright. 🙂 But seriously, Bannon’s still riding on having Trump in the White House. There’s no Universe where a loss equates to controlling all three branches of government and being in the process of stacking the Judiciary in your favor.

      Last night’s loss can be spun more on “Moore fucks children” than Bannon in any sense. And even so, the pedophile very nearly did win.

    • Gustav2
      • GayOldLady

        What a fool Bannon is.

      • KnownDonorDad

        Oh please, may he continue to have “victories” like this one.

    • kareemachan

      Also, may I politely say, “Eat shit, Kay.”

  • ClevelandJim

    Ooooooo, it’s just like Alexis and Krystle in the koi pond! Bitchfight!

  • kaydenpat

    Let the pointless fights among the wingnuts commence. Popcorn at the ready. Rooting for catastrophic injuries.

  • John Davis

    These people eat their own… forget about atheists like me eating babies.. we only eat babies on Halloween, when the kids, literally, come right to our front door and we just bring them inside, promise them treats, and shove them in the oven head-first… but only once a year…… but right wing religious conservatives,they roast and eat their own any day of the year…

    /s (Do I need a disclaimer here? I don’t really eat babies or any human beings, only dead animals and fish once or twice a day.)

    • RJ Bone

      Unfortunately 😛 I’ve seen that side use OBVIOUS satire to support their arguments and their sheep just lap it up gleefully, praising god and emptying their pockets.

  • kareemachan

    No tweet from the shitgibbon?

    ETA: I just emailed the guv to tell her she was a moran.

    http://governor.alabama.gov/contact

  • romanhans

    “Congratulations to all of the many supporters of Doug Jones! He couldn’t have done it with you!”

    It seems to me like somebody doesn’t get sarcasm. Uh, thank you?

    • George Clarendon

      We are talking about Jim Hoft, who mustook closed captions for instructions at a Obama rally.

  • Jmdintpa

    Is that old man in the pic fucking that kid? Is the kid the luggage lifter? No wonder they were for Roy Moore

  • Bluto
    • jmax

      Clint Howard has an…interesting face.

  • Paula

    I really hate these two guys. They look like caricatures.

  • alguien

    click the link to the article and scroll down to the comments if you really want to see all the scary/funny

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • KnownDonorDad
  • JWC

    irrelevant bullshit

  • Nowhereman

    Amazing. Don’t they know that Roy Moore would just as soon shoot them as look at them?

  • JeauxFan

    I always giggle when an asshole uses the OK sign because in Europe, it means “asshole” (ok you have to flip the hand down, but still). Hahahahaha!!!! Assholes!!!

  • JCF
  • Lindsay Thompson

    It’s a forgivable error, since virtually no one reads him, but the actual stupidest man on the internet is Brian Talbert, a gay Trump fanboy in North Carolina who jabbers on Facebook as Deplorable Pride.