Hater Bryan Fischer Has The Roy Moore Sadz

Hate radio host Bryan Fischer is ever so pissed:

Before all the facts were in, indeed, before any of the facts were in, Moore was accused, tried, convicted, sentenced, and punished with mind-numbing speed. Republicans, without a single shred of evidence that ANY of the accusations against Moore were true, scrambled to get out in front of the mob calling for his head, preening self-righteously as they did so. And so Moore was hung out to dry by a hit squad comprised of people on his own team who were supposed to have his back.

It made no difference to the madding crowd that only two of Moore’s accusers even charged him with sexual misconduct, and that their stories immediately began to fall completely apart upon closer examination. Beverly Nelson Young of yearbook fame admitted to forgery on national TV, and court records obliterated Leigh Corfman’s story. But Mitch’s mind was made up, and he didn’t want anyone confusing him with, you know, actual facts.

In all of this, the swamp dwellers in the Republican Party have covered themselves with disgrace and revealed themselves to be moral midgets with no sense of fairness, justice, loyalty, courage, or reason. Yes, the Moore election has revealed something about the character of the Republican Party, and what it has revealed is about as ugly as it can get. Shame, shame, shame on them all.

No link above because fuck that guy.

  • bkmn

    So where was this anger when Franken was driven out with no hearings? Right…

  • JAKvirginia

    There is so much untrue in that statement…. I can’t even…..

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      That last paragraph was true but not for the reason he thinks it is…..

      • JAKvirginia

        True. Funny that. 🙂

  • Rebecca Gardner

    “No link above because fuck that guy.”

    I can’t comment further because that was the most awesome part of this whole post. Thank you Joe!

  • JackFknTwist

    No, she didn’t ‘admit to forgery’ ….she stated she added in the date later.

    You just make it up, you sad little runt.

    • Harveyrabbit

      You spelled runt wrong.

    • Dale Snyder

      cittle lunt

  • bkmn
    • FAEN

      Probably the chef-fired for not being able to keep BLOTUS in enough junk food.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Hmm, … sounds like April will have some very juicy tidbits to share shortly!!

  • another_steve

    Jesus has abandoned you, Bryan.

    Left ya out to dry.

    • FAEN

      Jeebus was never with him to begin with.

  • dbishop75

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • Achilles Tsakiridis

    Sometimes I want to be alive merely to watch all of these old white men die of natural causes and mark them off on my malliochi vision board….

    • another_steve

      I had to google “malliochi vision board.”

      Who knew such a thing even existed.

  • olandp

    Exodus 20:16.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      IOKIYAR

  • SoCalGal20

    Bryan Fischer may have the sadz but here is your opportunity to sign the Trump family Christmas card courtesy of the GOP! Enjoy!

    https://twitter.com/gop/status/940294876192739328

    • Hank

      I wonder how much Tiffany got paid to be in the picture???

      • Reality.Bites

        Are we sure it isn’t Jared isn’t trying to hide from Steve?

      • Gustav2

        Where are they hiding Barron?

        • David Walker

          He’s with them, but he’s not tall enough to be seen above the banner.

    • Prost Seattle

      Would it be appropriate for me to sign it ‘Run Tiffany, and take Baron with you!’

      • Snarkaholic

        If it’s a family photo, why isn’t he in it?

        • PickyPecker

          …where is Jared?

          • Snarkaholic

            He probably didn’t want to appear on a card containing the word Christmas…or they didn’t want him to.

          • Gustav2

            Rebuilding the Temple in Jerusalem.

          • David Walker

            Jared is out looking for Waldo.

          • JAKvirginia

            Dunno. Ask another_steve.

    • Jefe5084

      No Jared?

    • mikeinftl

      Signed it ‘Enjoy your holiday in hell”

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Year on year these christian conservatives told us we were evil for wanting to marry. Then within a heartbeat they backed a pedo. They have shown what sickos and hypocrites they are to the world. And they will never be able to put that back in the bottle.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7c437983a237804556ae18d5c3f90b74a5ebc83b9930b4b569f90c2b85a49b9c.jpg

    • Snarkaholic

      B-b-b-but Cruelty for Christ is 100% okay…it says so in the Book of Lascivious!

      • another_steve

        I have a checklist. I’ve broken all the rules in Leviticus except one.

        Anyone know where I can find a horny goat who’ll fuck me?

  • Lakeview Bob

    I can’t even come up with a smart ass remark about someone this stupid.

  • Heaventree

    The repeated “no evidence” claim makes me laugh. Eyewitness testimony is what’s known as “direct evidence”

  • Smokey

    Sad, but I have to agree with Bryan, “Yes, the Moore election has revealed something about the character of the Republican Party, and what it has revealed is about as ugly as it can get. Shame, shame, shame on them all.”
    Fortunately we draw different conclusions…

  • Natty Enquirer

    Funny how when they lose, it’s never God’s fault.

    • Prost Seattle

      It’s interesting. I’m not religious at all, but I have a very strong moral compass. This moral compass probably is similar to what Jesus preached. I can never understand how these so called Christians can feel so superior when they would be looked at askance by their very own savior.

      • FAEN

        Because they aren’t really Christians and never were.

        • JAKvirginia

          Pick up a Bible, thumb through it a couple of times, hang a cross around your neck, and overuse the word “Jesus”, does not make you a Christian. Just a poseur.

          • FAEN

            Yep! And use whatever passage you want to justify your bigotry while ignoring everything else.

      • David Walker

        Their very own savior doesn’t count. Their very own savior is the guy they invented to excuse their disgusting behavior and hateful bigotry. I’ve said it before: The red print in their bible makes it easy for them to see what’s OK to ignore.

      • 2patricius2

        And I do not understand how one needs the threats of hell and damnation to be moral. Children cower in the corner and under the bed when their parent rages. They try to do what their parent wants, lest they be punished. But fearful children obey not out of a sense of right and wrong, but out of a sense of retribution. On the other hand, children who are raised by parents who love and respect them and give them freedom, are more likely to act the same towards others.

        • Kissmagrits

          I’ve never heard Christian morality (or lack of it) explained any better than this.

      • Chris Baker

        Because it’s so much easier to use the Bible as a hammer against everyone else, than as a ruler for your own life.

      • jerry

        I remember a recent quote (can’t seem to find it again) where a person stated that they follow Jesus, but don’t believe in him, while Christians believe in him but don’t follow him.

  • Butch

    What facts were not in? And you know, that “preening self-righteously” remark should be held up as a textbook example of “no self-awareness.”

  • Reality.Bites

    Bryan, you know it’s true. And even if it’s not, he’s an old man, his party hates him and he’s finished. It does you no good to attach yourself to the biggest loser in Alabama political history who has failed 3 times to win elected office and was thrown out the other 2 times.

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    Just want to interject to say Happy Hanukah to all. A brief O/T etiquette question, should I send a card to Moore’s attorney?

  • SoCalGal20
    • JAKvirginia

      I’m sorry to feel this way and some will criticize me for being sexist, but there are certain women in this world you can’t help but want to punch in the face. Hard. They just deserve it, y’know?

      • Reality.Bites

        Well it’s not as if you shamelessly brought up how hot DeRay is.

        That would be very improper.

        • Cuberly Deux

          DeRay is hot. There, I said it.

          • David Walker

            And you are not alone.

          • Reality.Bites

            He probably is or he wouldn’t have noticed. 😉

      • Treant

        Tell me about it. Some women deserve a fist to the face. Some men deserve a fist to the face. I don’t discriminate due to gender.

        • Chicago joe

          Men
          Ted Cruz
          Pat Robertson
          Jeff Sessions
          Women
          Sarah Palin
          Ick
          Ann Coulter

          • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

            Pharma Bro…

          • anne marie in philly

            steve bannon, milo y, bryan fisher, tony perkkkins, jeanine pirro, omarosa, ivanka dump, jared kushner, dump jr, eric the dump, jerry falwell jr, jim bakker…the list goes on and on and on…

      • Cuberly Deux

        Whenever I hear her voice I taste copper for some reason. I have the same reaction with Chris Matthews though.

        • Kissmagrits

          Chris Matthews is even more irritating and leaves me bleeding from the ears.

      • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

        You wouldn’t hit a girl with glasses, would you?
        No, I’d hit her with my fist.

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    Actually…. We had a creepily signed Year Book and other letters which he wrote to his child-victims. We also know for a fact that he was both banned from a shopping mall and a school for being a child predator. Mr. Fischer, please do not attempt to erase the evidence against Moore due to your deep seated contempt for women.

    • JAKvirginia

      And his slavery comment. And telling AL clerks to defy SCOTUS about same-sex marriage, etc. It was more than his dating life Bryan.

    • licuado de platano

      He had his Tenderoni paged on the high school intercom during trigonometry class.

  • whollyfool

    I just got a ping from my coworker in the UK. He congratulated me on the big win in Alabama. I said “You guys heard about it over there?” He said “Oh, yes, Trump backing a suspect paedophile”.

    I’m starting to think we’re losing our moral authority in the world, lol. :/

    • David Walker

      When you have time, take a look at some of the video on BBC. As Artie Johnson once said, “Very interesting.”

    • Treant

      Losing?

      • whollyfool

        /s 🙂

    • JackFknTwist

      I can assure you that it is headline news all over the world.

  • KnownDonorDad

    “But Mitch’s mind was made up, and he didn’t want anyone confusing him with, you know, actual facts.”

    Fischer invoking facts just destroyed another irony meter. Kaboom!

    • Fritz Keppler

      Alt-facts.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Oooooooo…talibanjelical disappointment..ooooooo…mmmmm….uuuuhhh….

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de9f3976369b3e059f30bb1f3a8a5ceb726a1559863dad5164de092234b2ca4e.gif

    • FAEN

      Facial hair! Send him over immediately, I need to do some *cough* research.

  • Chuck in NYC

    Did he use the “before any evidence was in” argument with Al Franken?

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Disqus is being very naughty today. For me, at least.

    • FAEN

      Me too!

    • SoCalGal20

      Not just you. So far this morning I’ve had to reset my password, not been able to access comments, and I just had to try three times before it would post my comment.

      • PickyPecker

        It was like that yesterday for me.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Same thing I’ve been having.

      • Reality.Bites

        That’s what you get for hijacking Anderson Cooper’s twitter!

    • Treant

      Same.

      I meant to ask, does that image of Kellyanne Conway in your avatar constantly get closer and open its mouth a little wider, or am I simply being haunted by a Republican demon?

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Heh heh heh.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Same

    • JackFknTwist

      Likewise.

    • Cattleya1

      It has been horrible for weeks.

  • SoCalGal20
  • That_Looks_Delicious
    • FAEN

      Small goals for small hands.

    • Stogiebear

      “We need to field REAL conservatives” . . . .

  • Jefe5084

    I hope this doesn’t mean the End Times are delayed…yet again. I want the Rapture to happen so I can be left here with the sinners.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cbc4e1ab0540ceca10feaa878a797db5e9e60d2bb154057446fcbf44e87d8bb1.jpg

    • Tawreos

      The parties will be EPIC!

    • FAEN

      And now all I have stuck in my head is that amazing ‘Six Feet Under’ episode where the religious nut job runs into traffic believing the rapture is happening.

      • yes b’y
        • JackFknTwist

          Delicious !

        • FAEN

          YAAAAS! Love Beth Grant!

        • BostonBud

          This was one of my favorite openings to 6 Feet Under

        • DesertSun59

          My absolute fave opener from that show.

      • Jefe5084

        yes. that is hilarious. All those inflatable sex dolls floating away. Then she has an accident. HA. Maybe she turned into an inflatable sex doll, as horrific as that would be.

      • jerry

        There was also the ending to “Red State” (directed by Kevin Smith), where xtian cultists are lured out of their compound by amplified trumpet blasts, thinking it was the rapture:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItD6dQa5ncw

        • FAEN

          I forgot all about that!

    • jmax

      Unfortunately, most of the religious whack-jobs who think they are going to meet Jebus in the sky will be left behind with the rest of us because God doesn’t want them either.

    • Pip

      Fantastic!

      Unfortunately, we’d still be stuck with assholes like Bryan Fischer.

    • Grumpy Old Man

      My bumbersticker reads:

      “After the Rapture, can I have your car?”

  • SoCalGal20

    Awwww I love this! This woman had her voting rights restored after being incarcerated and yesterday she voted for the first time.

    https://twitter.com/kira_lerner/status/940631853173821440

  • Tawreos

    He doesn’t get that Moore would have been a nightmare for the GOP even if there were no sexual allegations made against him. People only hop on the bandwagon because it is playing a song they want to hear.

  • SoCalGal20

    Now I need Mueller to indict somebody today.

    • Opinion Sousaphones

      Greedy… but YES!

  • IDavid

    One more dinosaur dead and gone. Next!

  • Kenneth Henderson

    Exactly fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on. (Fuck Hater Brian Fischer too.)

  • Guess

    There’ll be no Searching for Sobby Fischer.

    #sadz

  • GayOldLady

    Brian….Truth Won last night in Alabama, so Give up!

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Not to be overly vulgar but eat shit and die, Bryan.

    • kareemachan

      Succinctly put.

  • JeauxFan
    • kareemachan

      “Military police”? Really?

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        “Sherriff” David Clarke was down there campaigning for him, too. Of course.

      • RaygunsGoZap

        ‘Military Police’ when your ‘Federal Booby Inspector’ shirt isn’t alpha enough

      • jmax

        As an Army brat, I’ve seen his type hundreds of times. He served 5 years as a MP commander and that was the high point of his life. He can’t stop reliving those glory days and won’t let anyone else forget either.

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • JackFknTwist

    What was the name of that other old f/ucker ….Strom Thurmond ?
    – ” Felix Randall, the farrier, Oh is he dead then ?”

    Come on World, let’s move on …………..from all the Neanderthals, from the religious poisoners who have held us back from rational intellectual development and society’s progress with their superstitious mumbo jumbo and their penchant for telling everyone else what their morals should be.

    To the old bigot-preachers; – just f uck off…..you boring c unts.
    Enough with our fears and our restrained language and politeness.

    No, it doesn’t mean we are sinking to the level of Trumpeteers; we are standing up and saying exactly what needs to be said:
    ( just like the editorial in the USA Today ):
    “Look, the Emperor and his shabby coven have no f ucking clothes, no f ucking clothes !”

  • DaveMiller135

    “without a single shred of evidence”

    He definitely didn’t get a trial. However, you can consider the statement of the victim, even if it is the only evidence of a crime. Learned that on jury duty.

  • Galvestonian

    Well, that’s just too effing bad … we really don’t give a good gawddamn what you think.

  • BearEyes

    Evidence of being unfit:
    Thrown off the bench twice for cause.

  • Jim Higgins

    Of course, he’s lying about both of the women he mentions. But he’s no Christian, so not telling the truth means nothing to him.

  • Bj Lincoln

    How about the FACT he is a racist, anti-gay and thrown off the bench twice for not obeying the law?

    • Rillion

      I’m sure he considers those features not bugs.

  • Bluto
  • Aaron Smith

    Die mad, Fischer.

  • JWC

    OH YAY Bryan Fischer is pissed….is that news???

  • SilasMarner

    oh Bryan, build a bridge and get over it. I know it’s a tired old saying but it fits.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Just like Hillary?

  • Macbill

    Bryan, don’t worry: your Leader will fuck the poor people over well enough. Trump doesn’t have one legislative accomplishment, but he has fucked us good. Mitch, who you excoriate, gave you the supreme court appointment.

  • PhallicMetaphor

    I enjoy the unusual relationship Fischer has with facts.

  • barrykyle415

    “Only two accused him of sexual assault.” How many are needed?

  • -M-

    Nope, BryFi’s lying as usual. For starters, the testimony of accusers and witnesses is evidence.

  • dcurlee

    He has the sadz, Barber has the sadz and Moore lost. Good news just keeps coming

  • “How dare those swamp dwellers in the Republican Party not give even more support to the sexist, racist, homophobe who considers half the Constitution garbage and is probably a child molester!” And who actually came pretty close to winning (thanks, conservative white men).

  • DesertSun59

    ‘without a single shred of evidence that ANY of the accusations against Moore were true’

    Fischer isn’t aware of the definition of the phrase ‘shred of evidence’.

  • Helen Damnation™

    About that “forgery”, Bryan, it is virtually impossible to “forge” your own handwriting. Jesus, can’t you get anything right?

  • Ogre Magi
  • Richard B

    Have you noticed that it is always a good day when white haired man has the sadz!

  • TheSeer

    Maybe Roy Moore was not conservative enough?

  • Orly

    Boo fucking hoo.

  • anne marie in philly

    bwhahahaha! EAT IT AND SMILE, FISHER!

  • We’ll get you next, you fucking troglodyte.