LIVE VIDEO: White House Press Briefing

Well, this should be good.

The Associated Press reports:

The White House will hold a press briefing Tuesday afternoon with press secretary Sarah Sanders. The briefing is scheduled to start at 2 p.m., EST.

Plowing into the sexual harassment debate in a big way, President Donald Trump laced into Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand on Tuesday, tweeting that the New York Democrat would come to his office “begging” for campaign contributions and “do anything” to get them. Democrats accused the president of making unsavory insinuations.

Gillibrand, D-N.Y., who had called for Trump’s resignation a day earlier because of allegations of sexual misconduct, called Trump’s attack a “sexist smear attempting to silence my voice.”

“I will not be silenced on this issue,” Gillibrand insisted. “Neither will the women who stood up to the president yesterday,” referring to women who have accused the president of sexual misconduct.

  • Leo

    Last round turned into a shouting match. Good luck Felicia.

  • PickyPecker
    • vorpal
      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        That looks like the biggest litter box in the world.
        (adorable kitty, too)

        • vorpal

          Speaking of which, we are going to look at a litter of kittens tonight. I think there’s a little black girl in the eight or so, so if we get along with her, we might be back up to four cats, which is the exact optimal number!

          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            My boy looks exactly like your avi.

          • vorpal

            D’awwwww! Yup, he’s Duncan. my favourite boy out of the bunch.

            Our other black cat Felix is the hilarious ninja fighter, and Duncan is the relaxing lovey dovey puss. And somehow they both get along so well.

            I can’t wait to see Felix’s reaction when we come in the door with a kitten. I think he’ll be horrified, which he deserves since he is such a shit disturber!

            I can’t remember if I’ve seen a pic of your boy before. If you are willing, please post! I would love to see him! We need as much cuteness as possible to counter the Lipstick Pig.
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/95c501fdb746b611a51d637bd2de940b1045fd50d487ee98b508c6da13b4c69d.jpg

          • Andymac3

            I need to steal Miss Piggy for my new twitter profile pic, it just one of those days.

          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            The Sarah Slanders Pig has never looked better.
            Has she been on a diet?

          • vorpal

            I heard she’s cut back to only eating four dogs a day for third breakfast.

          • jerry

            Third breakfast yes, but what about elevenses?

          • Tawreos

            Did Sarah do something with her hair today? She looks so much better than usual.

          • DreadPikathulhu

            We have two, which I think is the optimal number for our space, and the husband still refers to me as “the cat lady” even though he adores them too.

          • vorpal

            My husband can’t work here (spousal visa condition), so he has a life of leisure and sleeps in late. I often come home to find him piled into bed with the three boy cats all spooning him or draped across him.

            We had three cats for awhile, and it just didn’t feel like enough, and we briefly had five a couple times when babysitting another cat, which felt like way too many. Four is chaotic about 90% of the time and sweet and relaxing about 10% of the time, which is the perfect ratio for us.

          • DreadPikathulhu

            That’s adorable! Somewhat similar here in that I work out of the home and the husband works starting very early in the morning. The boys don’t sleep with us as often as I’d like but I do get to watch TV most nights with them piled on me.

            I don’t know if I could handle four. Keeping the place clean with two is so much work. Maybe if we can ever afford a house, but he’s talked about a big dog.

          • vorpal

            If we didn’t have an amazing, sweet lady come in to clean for us once a week (one of the perks of living in Chile is that we can afford it), we would definitely be unable to keep up with the cleaning.

            LOL there are days where I can barely manage to feed and clothe myself successfully.

          • zhera

            Big dogs leave big piles of shit for you to pick up. Just saying. 😉

          • PickyPecker

            Big dogs give giant love! 🙂

          • vorpal

            Paddington will be giving you a month’s worth of love per day if he keeps growing at his current rate!

          • TuuxKabin

            Woof!

          • zhera

            Aah, but so do small dogs!

          • Joe in PA

            But little one do it better: (this is Xena, Warrior Princess when she was a pup)

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3dc5e39aa68775ae74c8c29734866cc6efbcd0f281cf1e7cb9f8dacabfea2079.jpg

          • peacfulseas inWA

            My girl Hedy Lamarr looks like your avatar. She is the ruler of the house over two other kitties and Fred the one eyed yorkie. He was attacked by a raccoon in Aug. I had to beat the bastard with a mag lite like LE often carry. If she is anywhere near him he is careful not to make eye contact. She only hissed at him a couple times but that got his mind right. His bestest friend is the tortoise shell kittie Elisabeth Anne.

          • vorpal

            I love it when dogs and cats bond. Our orange tabby absolutely loved our old dog, Sonic (terrier mutt), and would follow him around from room to room trying to cuddle with him.

            Their relationship was a little unreciprocated, but it was still so cute to watch.

            When we moved to Hawaii, since it’s a huge task taking months of preparation to bring animals there, we gave my dog to my parents and put our cats into temporary care with friends until we moved to Chile a year later. Max became profoundly depressed being away from Sonic to the point where he stopped grooming himself or even caring. It was so sad. Fortunately, he got over it and now insists on forcing his abundance of love on everyone else.

          • Ninja0980

            My old dog and cat got along great.
            The ones my parents have now.. the cat simply tolerates the dog.

          • Joe in PA

            For a while we had three critters and one pet bed. The brother cats would tag team to entice the dog out of her bed (with their smelly rear ends). As soon as the dog left the bed they would circle round and get in the warm bed. We felt bad for the dog. Tough world out there dog. 🙂

          • peacfulseas inWA

            Fred is not your typical small dog. He’s quiet and one of the most lovable dogs we’ve adopted. He’ll walk up to people while in the park in front of our house, sit down and let the people ,kids pet him. Elisabeth often walks with us at night but only so far. Then she waits for us to make our back hiding to spring on Fred and also broadsiding as we walk home. They wrestle in the house. All our cats have been rescued or given to us by people who for one reason or another couldn’t keep them. Hedy was a shop kittie at one of my gal pals shop. Hedy took a swing at a customer who put her face in Hedy’s. Anytime I was at the shop Hedy would come running and loved sitting on my shoulder as if you were burping a baby. After the swing on the customer my friend asked me if I would take her. My immediate reaction was ” when can I pick her up. ” That was 15years ago. She is presently stretched across my tummy as I type.

          • peacfulseas inWA
          • Butch

            We have four right now; lost three of our guys in the last year (along with two of our four dogs), and two of the remaining kitties are 18 years old….

          • yes b’y

            (((((Butch))))))

          • bkmn

            I fear the thought of bringing another cat into our house. I think our 11 year old male is very used to being an only cat and does not want that to change.

      • Joe in PA

        Kitteh!

      • Cuberly Deux

        Hup!

      • coram nobis

        7.1 on the cuteness scale.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      My partner made me bday cake last weekend. There was some excess, somehow.
      I didn’t think chickens would eat cake, but they did !

      • Lars Littlefield

        Chickens will eat anything. We lined nesting boxes with old newspaper. The ate it.

        • Butch

          One year I received more birthday cakes than I could manage. Chickens definitely will eat cake. They will also eat insulation, as we discovered when we insulated the coop and didn’t cover the insulation right away.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            His family refabbed the barn where we keep them, pink insulation everywhere.
            I imagine it’s all stuck in their gizards 🙁

      • Ray Taylor

        Our birthdays were last weekend too, mine Sat. & H’s Friday. What day yours?

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Saturday

          You
          Me
          & Donny Osmond !

          • Ray Taylor

            I was a Junior in high school when Donny O was born.
            The only other person I know of is H’s niece, the fuckin’itch.

    • Boreal
    • TuuxKabin

      Gladys can haul ass.

    • Cuberly Deux
    • ChrisMorley

      Don’t Panic PP

      ]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u6x9GIO70C4/maxresdefault.jpg

  • Leo
    • Reality.Bites

      Mary Magdalene didn’t accuse him of anything though!

    • Tomcat

      Christians would accuse jesus these days of being openly gay for touching men the way he did.

    • jmax

      And Jesus didn’t fight the accusations. He went quietly and willingly to his execution.

      Follow Jesus’ example, Roy and Donnie.

      • another_steve

        Please. The deplorables would establish new religions based on those two.

        You want that?

        “The Church of the Immaculate Child Molester”?

  • Gene Perry

    This girl needs a gay best friend. Seriously? Pearls, thet hair, that (OMG) flower-pint dress (with a sweater no less)?

  • peacfulseas inWA

    Will Jim Acosta be allowed?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      For some reason I read that as “swallowed”.
      She’s got a preternaturally healthy appetite, so either is possible.

      • peacfulseas inWA

        I wouldn’t mind swallowing Jim myself.

        • another_steve
          • Joe in PA

            “hugging” is not exactly what I had in mind, but ok.

          • another_steve

            And here I was trying to bring some respectability to this blog, Joe…

            sheesh

          • MT YVR

            Hon, dragging in that old corpse, Respectability, is doing no one any favours. Leave it next to the dead horses we beat and come get a gin and tonic.

          • another_steve

            Thanks for the wake-up call. It was a momentary lapse on my part.

            Bring me man-schlong now, the bigger the better.

          • MT YVR

            lmao

            We’re not respectable. Just… “of a certain age”. Which can approximate that.

            If you squint real hard. Like eyes closed hard. And don’t ask questions.

          • another_steve

            I used to be trashy, but I don’t have the energy for it anymore.

            Just putting my shoes and socks on is an ordeal.

          • MT YVR

            PREACH! 😉

          • Joe in PA

            Pffft, don’t go and get all high-minded now Jared-breath. We know your kind. 🙂

          • another_steve

            I’m more or less resigned to never having Jared. He’s going to prison and there’s only so much you can do at the glass in the visitor’s room.

            My current man-obsession is Aidan Turner.

            I want him.

          • peacfulseas inWA

            Lushes would be my descriptor.

  • DisqusD37

    Now, look…

  • DreadPikathulhu

    “Bill Clinton……”

  • AtticusP

    What fresh lies does Sarah have cooked up for us all today?

    Can’t wait.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Look, I told you people One question each !

  • Guess

    “Let me be clear… ((obfuscation))”

  • coram nobis

    More on the new mayor of SF. On point in that if Donald throws any tweets this way, she’ll start a serious flame war.

    http://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Supervisor-London-Breed-becomes-SF-mayor-upon-Ed-12423909.php

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Leo

      The original tweet though! O_O

      I want to watch the recorded event but I’m too scared.

    • Bryan

      I never really understood this.

      • DreadPikathulhu

        He was loud. And seemed angry. And made a noise that upset some people who mattered.

        • 2patricius2

          Because the room was large and noisy. So he tried to yell above the noise, and the microphone picked up mainly his shouts.

        • Bryan

          Weird, because in the scheme of things, it seems pretty benign.

        • MT YVR

          Apparently that’s it! THAT’S how this works… Republicans are cats with a vacuum. Delicate, “meant to do that” asshats that lick their balls and assholes AT people. Impossible demands of “pet me… but don’t touch me while you do it”.

          We just… need to find their vacuum.

          Seems it might be loud people.

      • AJ Drew

        He was too enthusiastic and (maybe) loud and excited about an actual America. So… welcome to 2017. [Deep and exhausted sigh.]

        • coram nobis

          Howard Dean was simply over-excited. Anybody who had seen him in full-speech mode (i.e., the “I wanna know” speech at the 2003 California convention) knew he could get carried away speaking off-the-cuff. Didn’t think this yell was out of character, and in fact he had just lost the Iowa primary and probably his momentum.

      • The_Wretched

        Media massacre. If the oligarchs want you dead politically, they have the media say you’re done. Gary Johnson blanked on “Aleppo”. That was game over. So too the scream.

        If they (media or oligarchs) wanted Trump gone, he would have been similarly killed (politically) overnight. Same is true today.

    • Steverino

      And apologize for it!

  • PickyPecker
  • another_steve

    My mother had a throw-cloth that looked just like that blouse of Sarah’s.

    She used to cover one of the living room arm chairs with it, since my dad was a sloppy eater and food used to fall out of his mouth as he was eating.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      They say the same about Lady Sarah

  • Treant

    I have no time for liars. Back to the Acosta thread.

  • AJ Drew

    Listen closely. She said it once, she said it twice… Fook y’all.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a2431deb9412464f387434925afdacc4da990db3e0c7aa90b161fa580c546fc.jpg

  • Boreal
    • Joe in PA

      So how did you know Sarah will be wearing that pepto-dismal colored frock?

      • Boreal

        Pink is her color, like Barney the dinosaur only less svelte.

    • Tawreos

      Sorry but there is no way that guts or anyone with them are going to work for this administration for long.

  • Michael R
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Arrives 20 minutes late and leaves 20 minutes early.

    How about you just don’t bother !!

  • Tomcat

    Moved to 3 pm.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      She knows the Press has lost patience with her.

      Writing her resignation ?

      • PickyPecker

        Special at the Golden Corral today.

        • Boreal

          All you can eat at the slurry troth.

        • Treant

          Big lunch rush at the Waffle House; she has to work late.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Taking the tables from the HOMO waiter

          • PickyPecker

            Wouldn’t want that fruit-loop getting those sweet tips.

          • Boreal

            That waffle batter isn’t going to eat itself.

    • another_steve

      The police just called her.

      Her dad was arrested in a men’s room a half hour ago.

    • Tawreos

      She was quick and was able to grab the pack of Oreo’s they usually lure her out with so now they have to find something different.

    • coram nobis

      Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madam.

  • Cuberly Deux
  • AJ Drew

    “pool spray” ?

  • Ninja0980

    Hubby and I had to postpone our trip to NYC until Friday.
    Mother nature is being a &**!

    • TuuxKabin
    • Boreal

      Over a foot here so far and still snowing.

      • Joe in PA

        #jealous

        • Jonathan Smith

          #havenotboughtsnowtiresyet

        • Boreal

          This thing is a lifesaver. So glad I bought another honda.

          http://powerequipment.honda.com/snowblowers/models/hss928at-hss928atd

          • Joe in PA

            cool…it is on a track. Wow. Yeah, hubs has been after me for years to get one…I keep resisting saying we don’t need another “engine” here (between the mowers, chainsaws, blower, etc etc we have 12 or something). But since I’m the one that does the shoveling…he doesn’t have much sway. 🙂

          • TuuxKabin

            Get rid of the blower, comb your ringlets out after shampooing.

          • Joe in PA

            both of them. 🙁

            Around here, there is a mad dash to comb my hair after the shower (before it dries). 🙂

          • Boreal

            I only shovel the steps etc. The machine does the rest. Goes through the wettest heaviest snow with no problems. Our old honda did too but was 20 years old and slow. This has an adjustable VT and flies through the snow if it is dry.

          • PickyPecker

            We don’t shovel the front walk nor the front steps. They’re shaded by the house all day, so never really melts (and I refuse to use many types of de-icers). We use the back door all winter.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            * I bet you do

          • TuuxKabin

            Behave.

          • peacfulseas inWA

            Nor do we shovel. We just wait for the rain or have one of the college boys do it while we watch. The snow rarely sticks around here. I had my fill of snow after growing up in upstate NY,snow belt region. Friends from there often chide me about the rain here. My response ” I’ll never have a heart attack shoveling rain”.

          • TuuxKabin

            To quote our ol’ commentater tot, Octavio:

            How bootch.

          • Boreal

            Hubby told me that when I came in.

          • TuuxKabin

            See.

          • Boreal

            Plus I was wearing my flannel shirt so he told me I am an honorary Adirondyke.

          • TuuxKabin

            Sweet dreams are made of such . . .

      • Tawreos

        We have about 2-3″ in western PA and I am over it already, of course a 30-45 minute commute doesn’t help.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Lucky !
        It’s dead brown here… like Sarah’s eyes

        • Tawreos

          But Spring will come again and the world will be refreshed, but Sarah will still have a dead eyed stare going on.

      • PickyPecker

        We ended up getting about 4″ late yesterday. No melting going on….is 17F. BRRRR

        • Boreal

          The cold is coming. 32 right now. In the teens for a high for the next few days.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Was 12 when I got up this AM. The wind was yesterday.
            Fucking plastic bags in the trees.

          • PickyPecker

            I really, really would like the state of IL to ban those fuckers from stores. I pick more of them out of ditches, fences and shrubs than anything else. Such a waste.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Same here! It’s killing the ocean creatures.
            It’s not difficult to take your own bags to the store.

          • Joe in PA

            I worked on the 2nd floor of a building once…there was a plastic bag stuck in this tree just outside the window. My co-worker and I lamented how long it took to deteriorate…it finally did (after two years I think), within a week there was another bag IN THE SAME SPOT. Arrrggghhh.

          • Joe in PA

            So THAT’s where Joni’s went.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Oh, I had plans to meet you! I am Hoping I can Get back home tomorrow.

  • WTHella

    O.T.
    Fox And Friends came to a downtown Mobile Al. restaurant to do their morning show this morning and the place was open to the public but hardly anybody came and they left. lol

    http://wkrg.com/2017/12/12/low-turnout-at-spot-of-tea-for-fox-and-friends-broadcast/

  • nocadrummer

    OMG! I thought we got rid of my grandmother’s old couch!
    Decades later, here it is! It’s nice to see Sarah believes in recycling. (I hope she got that blueberry pie stain out, though.)

    • MT YVR

      I enjoy your level of snark and wish to know more about this “Teh Gay” of yours.

    • clay

      “my grandmother’s old couch” got me thinking of this classic:

      Stan Gable: [to Booger] “What are you looking at, nerd?”
      Booger: [to himself] “I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s back in Ohio.”

    • Tawreos

      It took her hours of licking, but she got it eventually.

  • Leo
    • PickyPecker

      She was probably too absorbed thinking of the pigs she’s going to castrate over holiday break.

      • Joe in PA

        Or trying to figure out how to get some of those bread bags on her shoes.

      • Gustav2

        Here is a list of the Best Days to Castrate Farm Animals for the next 60 days as published in the Farmers’ Almanac.

        December
        15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th
        January
        12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st
        February
        8th, 9th

        • Joe in PA

          You just happen to have that at-the-ready? Sheesh, not a lot to do in Columbus these days, eh? 🙂

          [ducking again]

          • Gustav2

            Is your Goggle Machine broken?

          • Jonathan Smith

            the Internet pipes are broken 🙁

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Many people swear by this shit

        • Jonathan Smith

          you missed dec: 25,26,27,28,29,30,31
          Jan:1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11
          or ANY FUCKING DAY

          • Tawreos

            If you want to piss off the spirit animals that control our world go right ahead and do it any day of the week ya heathen =)

          • Jonathan Smith

            OK. they MAY take the sabbath off.

          • Gustav2

            And the 12 days of Christmas plus a few days to sober up.

          • Jonathan Smith

            nah. fuck ’em
            i don’t get those days off, why the fuck should they?

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Worst. Fortune Cookie. Ever.

    • Gustav2

      Out of sight, out of her mind.

    • Cuberly Deux

      She’s likely to hurl in a bread bag.

    • Joe in PA

      Such fucking bullshit. Of course she follows the shit on twitter.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Such bravery.

    • Ninja0980

      A Republican female staffer who won a million dollars in a harassment suit said Ernst turned her back on her when she went to her for help.
      This is more of the same.
      Ernst cares about power and nothing more.

      • matrem

        That’s not true: she also cares about castrating pigs.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          “If she cared about castrating pigs….”

          (the rest is left as an exercise)

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    If she’s late I would love all the reporters to start chanting, “Cow! Cow! Cow!”

  • Leo
    • Jonathan Smith

      she would get down on her knees…….
      ……and pray.
      yeah! thats it.
      Pray!

    • Reality.Bites

      And if she would “do anything” what does it say about Trump that he donated three times?

      • Jonathan Smith

        he’s a triple ho?

    • zhera

      I’m surprised that this tweet is getting so much attention. Considering all the insane and offensive things he has tweeted, a little sexism ain’t much, especially on the same day Alabamistan elects Roy Moore as senator.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2f8fa8bcd5f587e6bfc9066b9525f3b4e02945181e2ae219c9e95e1981c2e180.jpg

      • zhera

        Text is readable if you click on the picture. Dunno why Disqus has squished it.

    • Lazycrockett

      Bitch please just as your ex co worker O’Reily or your former boss, Alies.

  • billbear1961
    • Tawreos

      I am impressed, Sarah’s best look yet. It is always best to play to your inner demon so that they can shine through.

  • Lazycrockett

    Well I got the damn tree up.

  • Leo
    • billbear1961

      It just amazes me what people will put up with in this country.

      And most in the media couldn’t care LESS!

    • billbear1961

      People should SCREAM about this until it comes to an END!

      It is an OUTRAGE that people are bullied at the polls!

    • billbear1961

      Where are the DEMOCRATS to make sure intimidation STOPS?!

  • Bluto

    Is it over or is grimace her usual 45 minutes late?

  • bkmn

    Dear Press Corp,
    Feel free to stand up and walk out as soon as she starts lying. Send a message that enough is enough.

    • Jonathan Smith
      • Tawreos

        Guilty reaction or about to puke on the bed spread? The world may never know.

        • Jonathan Smith

          give it 30 sec’s.
          you WILL figure it out.

    • another_steve

      Seriously though… What’s the purpose of the respectable press attending these “briefings”? Certainly not to hear the truth on any particular topic.

      They should stop attending them.

      • Jonathan Smith

        they should get up,on mass after a question, and walk out.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Basically, just documenting lies.

  • Leo

    Sorry for spamming but we’re all waiting here so fuck it.
    https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/940652861058412551

    • Jonathan Smith

      i had a “Privacy Booth” installed in my garage……..
      I AM the most popular………..person https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca8dbad9291551e465d2940117932f689eaacfc025409b9d479bbe5f1ba0f549.jpg on my block

      • MT YVR

        … I’m having a Da Brain day and the only thing that went through my mind with this picture was: uh, is it me or is that a rather small hole?

        • Lars Littlefield

          I thought the same thing.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          It’s winter

          • MT YVR

            And? It would warm up. Or what’s the point… But that.. just.. leads to more questions.

            Ow. Ow. Ow.

            lol Thanks for that mental image…

        • Jonathan Smith

          best “g” rated i could cum up with 🙂

        • ChrisMorley

          Thumb is for scale.
          Also, Yes.

      • Lars Littlefield

        That reminds me of a glory hole in the basement men’s room of the old Woolworths accessible from BART along Mission. Only two stalls, but always standing room only as troops of commuters were assiduously served. Of course, the opening was MUCH bigger. Much.

        • Ray Taylor

          That Woolworths was on Market & Powell at the cable car turnaround.

          • Lars Littlefield

            Yes. Thank you. Ahhhh, such memories. 😀

      • Tawreos

        I could never do this, I live next door to the police station a school a day care center and the library, it could cause problems for me =)

        • Jonathan Smith

          only if you STOPPED at the high school…….

  • billbear1961
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    In case y’all need some tips from Sarah

    https://twitter.com/chelseahandler/status/938920652001632256

    • Bluto

      hysterical.

    • Bryan

      “Put it all over your face like gravy… My face is a big fat biscuit…”

  • billbear1961
    • Jonathan Smith

      so…….Jan 21 till now?

      • billbear1961

        You have understood me.

        • Jonathan Smith

          BooYa!!!!!!!!!!!

  • billbear1961
  • Karl Dubhe 2

    Shouldn’t this have started 45 minutes ago?

  • Bluto
  • Gustav2

    Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! When did Pres. Trump stop sexually harrassing you?

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      She’s upset because he HASN’T harassed her. Nothing but 13 year old 10s for 45*

  • canoebum

    I’ve kind of had it with Senator Gillibrand. If she is so outraged that there has been no investigation into Trump’s history of sexual assaults, why hasn’t she been calling for it all along? And why bother with an investigation to get the facts on Trump? She didn’t think an investigation was necessary before destroying Al Franken’s career.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Plowing into the sexual harassment debate in a big way,

    I see what the Associated Press did there.

  • yes b’y
  • Leo
  • Sam_Handwich

    an hour late? geeze

    • stevenj

      Hemorrhoid cream for wrinkles and crepeing haven’t dried yet.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Joe in PA

      I thought I saw “Jim’s boned”.

      Hey now.

  • PickyPecker
  • KCMC

    what’s happening? audio not streaming

    • KCMC

      a moment of silence for the death of decency?

    • Natty Enquirer

      They don’t necessarily turn it on until the press secretary arrives.

      • KCMC

        there is a press secretary? Oh. Sarah?

    • Sam_Handwich

      i’m getting very faint audio with the link above

      • KCMC

        same.

    • coram nobis

      It’s on now. He’s going on about immigration at some length.

  • Phil Touchette

    Where is the Huckster?

  • who are these 2 people?

    • KCMC

      Surely not Nikki Haley?

      • Joe in PA

        🙂 that’s a reporter. The guy is John Roberts (Fox).

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • The_Wretched

      Her delivery is weird and stunning. I bet they even let one black person into their house now and then.

      • Annerdr

        Yes, but only through the servants’ entrance.

    • coram nobis

      Leni Riefenstahl would’ve done a better job.

  • Leo
  • Sam_Handwich

    here she is

  • Steverino

    Stand up routine while we wait?

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    the vampire look

  • KCMC

    Back in black

  • Tempus Fuggit
  • Bluto
  • Joe in PA

    Blame the dems, drink!

  • Natty Enquirer

    Gonna lead with xenophobic sensationalism.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    You don’t get to decide what is asked !!

  • Leo

    The fuck? Who’s this jackass?

    • Natty Enquirer

      Secretary of Dark Man Fear.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Using this story to deflect

  • coram nobis

    The NYC bombing yesterday. He “wants to try to explain”, i.e., blame it on the immigration system.

  • The_Wretched

    Her dress is….surprisingly passable today.

  • Leo

    Here’s the stop-lottery-and-chain-migration expert. ‘Expert’.

    HOW DO YOU STOP LOCAL RADICALIZATION.

    I will NOT choke on red herrings. FUCK YOU.

  • Bluto

    for fucks sake just tear down the fucking statue of fucking liberty already, fucktards.

  • Ninja0980

    Sorry Sarah,since no one died, the attempt will fade away in a day or two while Trump’s tweet and Roy Moore (if he wins) will still be around.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    that suit

    • Steverino

      that hair

      • Joe in PA

        Time Square!

        Oh wait, wrong sitcom.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          lol

  • Gustav2

    We hate families!

    • Tawreos

      They kind of like the Koch’s and the Walton’s

  • The_Wretched

    Token tries to sell the anti-immigration trump stance. A relative of the bomber won a lottery slot years ago….

    • coram nobis

      “The child of a sibling of a U.S. citizen.” Is he trying to tie up the press corps’ time? It’s a fog of words, and nothing to go on deadline with.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        yup

  • Gustav2

    Psssst. You have to agree to pay for the support of the family member you bring into the country.

    • Tawreos

      Now now this is a press conference, there is no room for facts.

      • Jonathan Smith

        fact’s?
        we don’t need no stinking fact’s!
        Fascist!

  • Bluto

    just get to your xenophobic point, fuckface.

  • Leo

    His voice wavering, he shuffles papers, slowly realizing as beads of sweat form on his temple that the corps doesn’t buy anything he’s trying to sell.

    Is the paycheck worth it? Will my wife look at me when I get home?

    • Tawreos

      I am sure the size of the check he gets for selling out his reputation and his girlfriend will ease the blow before he goes home to his wife.

  • Gustav2

    The lottery folks had to be vetted before they entered the lottery.

    • Steverino

      They had to be examined by a vet?

      • Gustav2

        Only if they were immigrating to Alabama.

      • Tawreos

        It is part of Trump’s new proposal, he figured he hasn’t dehumanized them enough yet

      • edrex

        better health care than most of the US will get.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      They have to pick the right numbers too

      • Tawreos

        They got so lucky they picked the right power ball.

  • Leo

    I want him to stay for questions and not jump off for Slanders to take them.

    I want HIM.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    because terrorists never have an education ?

  • Joe in PA

    so FIX the fraud.

  • Lazycrockett

    Who the fuck is this?

    • KCMC

      Immigration expert.

      • Gustav2

        /s

    • Sam_Handwich

      he’s a junior assistant shift manager at DHS

      • Tawreos

        Detroit High School?

      • jerry

        DHS…which fast-food chain is that?

    • coram nobis

      The third deputy undersecretary of state for minutiae?

      • Paula

        He’s the one that gets to count all those brown peoples.

  • coram nobis

    “Wracked with fraud, rife with pervasive fraud.” Is this apparatchik announcing some kind of crackdown?

    • Snarky

      He’s at least setting one up.

  • jerry

    Well, this is a good way to keep Sarah from having to answer any Gillenbrand or Roy Moore questions today.

  • Ninja0980

    Deflection is the name of this game.

  • Gustav2

    It is not random lotteries…not everyone can enter the lottery. ASSHOLE!

  • AtticusP

    I know the strategy now: put the White House press corps to sleep before Sarah comes to the podium.

  • coram nobis

    Getting rid of the family system?

  • Cuberly Deux

    “Mgration system”

    Use your words dickhead.

  • Phil Touchette

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders is such a weak person, letting this token take up all the time.

    • coram nobis

      He’s certainly wasting their time; maybe that’s the idea.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        absolutely the plan, Stan

        • coram nobis

          It’s a brilliant diversion. If Donald, say, tweets something insulting to the British PM or German chancellor, we’ll probably get a presser where some functionary blathers about the national debt.

    • Steverino

      She returned to her trough.

      • Bluto

        Gnawing on her salt lick.

      • Paula

        She is pissed that they won’t let her chew her cud in front of the cameras.

  • Leo

    The implication being ‘speak English’, but can THIS shit speak English first?

  • Paula

    This guy should not be allowed to speak in public. He was like watching an 8th grader having to speak in front of a crowd.

    • Tawreos

      He was only there to soak up time from Sarah having to answer questions today.

      • Paula

        Sacrificial lamb.

  • coram nobis

    “Temporary music categories?” His enunciation isn’t good.

  • The_Wretched

    The token’s points are equally valid to having any immigration at all. If you allow in anyone, terrorists will come in via any route that exists. Sooooo the solution his argument is calling for is a 100% no immigration plan.

    The ‘lottery’ only applies after someone has put up with an expensive and years long process. We get (or used to) more requests that we allow and the ‘lottery’ was a way to fairly, randomly select among the list of equally valid requests.

  • Leo

    Trump would eliminate the green card completely by executive authority immediately if Congress wasn’t involved.

    • Steverino

      The only card he wants is the Trump card.

  • AtticusP

    I wish one of them would ask: “Sir, what do you think of the filthy tweet that the president sent regarding Senator Gillibrand?”

    I’ll bet little Sarah would defecate in her capacious drawers.

    • Tawreos

      Then she could really enjoy a press conference for once.

    • jerry

      She already warned them that questions had to be on topic.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        challenge accepted !

  • Paula

    Is this guy on the Autism spectrum?

    • Steverino

      HA!

    • KCMC

      all over it

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    How did your people get in ?

  • Leo

    What…is…happening right now? What is he actually…what is he SAYING right now?

    • AtticusP

      I think he is speaking Argle Bargle.

    • coram nobis

      Blithering. Wasting their time. It’s an old story.

      The Circumlocution Office was (as everybody knows without being told) the most important Department under Government. No public business of any kind could possibly be done at any time without the acquiescence of the Circumlocution Office. Its finger was in the largest public pie, and in the smallest public tart. It was equally impossible to do the plainest right and to undo the plainest wrong without the express authority of the Circumlocution Office. If another Gunpowder Plot had been discovered half an hour before the lighting of the match, nobody would have been justified in saving the parliament until there had been half a score of boards, half a bushel of minutes, several sacks of official memoranda, and a family-vault full of ungrammatical correspondence, on the part of the Circumlocution Office.
      — Charles Dickens, Little Dorrit, Chapter 10

      • The_Wretched

        Might as well be a snippet from “1984”.

  • Gustav2

    “I just want that door shut!”

    Facts don’t matter.

  • The_Wretched

    Asshole, I like diversity in our immigration. it’s good for everyone to have a pool of US citizens with ties to other countries and native language skills. These connections increase business opperturnity as well as give our country native speakers to work on foreign intel. One of the limits of anti-muslim-extremism efforts is having translators!

  • Leo

    Is this a poetry class? The FUCK. Prose on terrorists? What am I actually witnessing right now? This is an SNL skit.

  • Cuberly Deux

    So they trot out some flunky that has no real power on implementing law? Just bemoans a system he finds flawed?

    • Bluto

      & doing a piss poor job of it.

  • Leo

    Assimilated? Is your BRAIN assimilated with your body?

  • AtticusP

    OK enough. Bring on the Arkansas liar.

  • Lazycrockett

    We all know he was radicalized here. LIAR

  • Gustav2

    I have no idea when the latest terrorist was radicalized, so I will make policy about immigration.

  • Natty Enquirer

    He’s like Mr. Herd.

  • Steverino

    “Keep them moozlims and furriners out!1!!!”

  • Christopher
  • Leo

    GOOD FUCKING QUESTION. Ugh FINALLY.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I did NOT say what I just said !

  • Sam_Handwich

    who is this??? he’s a shithead

    • Bluto

      Sam Handwich, meet shit sandwich.

      • Bluto

        A sandwich is a sandwich but a Sam Samach is more of a meal.

  • ChrisMorley

    OT
    Polish regulator fines US-owned broadcaster over protests coverage

    – TVN SA judged to have ‘propagated illegal behaviour’ with report on demonstrations last year, raising fears for press freedom

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/12/poland-media-regulator-fines-broadcaster-tvn-sa-protests-coverage

  • AtticusP

    Data? No I just pulled those figures out of my ass.

    • KCMC

      His fingers were where? How many?

  • Joe in PA

    that’s exactly what you said asshole.

  • Leo

    That was NPR’s Mara Liasson in for the KILL. GO GIRL.

  • Gustav2

    “I don’t know where that data came from” because facts don’t matter.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Preponderance of fraud? What is this guy saying.

    • Bryan

      Don’t forget the “mallified actors”…
      wtf

  • Leo

    His hand gesture. lmfao. like he’s playing pattycake.

    • Christopher

      Saw that too!

    • Steverino

      yellowcake

  • he’s floundering.
    bigly.

  • Lazycrockett

    Barbara Boxer was right when she said this administration was like a cult.

  • The_Wretched

    Oh Noes, “Random”!!

  • Gustav2

    Speaking of “Fraud” that is small…

    Ohio wants to make SNAP cards have a photo on them.

    • The_Wretched

      Florida started mandatory drug testing for gov. aid….turns out people who are really poor use drugs less than the average population. If you don’t have money, you can’t buy drugs.

      • Gustav2

        Pshaw!

      • jerry

        And FL wasted way more money doing the tests than they saved…which also mainly hurts children if a parent is cut off. But it was just one more part of the GOP’s “Shame the Poor” project.

        • The_Wretched

          And the Gov. Scott personally profited from the increased use of the testing companies he owned.

          • jerry

            I didn’t know that but, with Scott’s history, I’m not surprised.

      • Tawreos

        If they want to bust drug users they should start testing the legislature

        • The_Wretched

          I thought that at the time and still. If they are making law for a State, the least they could do is be clean.

          • Tawreos

            Most of the time when they doe those they save less than it cost to drug test the participants.

          • The_Wretched

            Which underscores the reason they do it. To shame the recipients and to reduce claims via harassment of potential recipients.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Sarah’s going to throw him a life-line any minute now.

    • KCMC

      upside his head, a piece of fried chicken

  • Sam_Handwich

    crash & burn

  • Snarky

    “If you can stay focused on the topic at hand…” Thanks, SHS, but they get to ask you anything they want. Them’s the rules. If you want to hide from uncomfortable questions about your boss, who has been accused by almost 20 women of being a serial sexual predator, that’s on you. If you want to dodge questions about that same boss sexually harassing a sitting US Senator on Twitter, that’s on you too.

  • Leo

    Oh I’m THRILLED by this exchange.

    Correct me if I’m wrong but I think this can be used in the Supreme Court case.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” Save me Sarah !! “

    • KCMC

      I don’t have command of the facts. I scarcely have command of my bowels.

  • AtticusP

    Oh fuck it. Why don’t we just hang “no trespassing“ signs at all our borders and be done with it.

  • Gustav2

    “Are lottery winners vetted?”

    “Yes.”

  • Cuberly Deux

    He’s claiming the system is prone to be exploited, even though the latest attack doesn’t fit his claim. But Trump throws this guy out after an attack to talk about the visa programs requiring revisions.

    He claims there’s rampant visa fraud but where is he getting this from?

    OMG this is fucking inept as hell.

    • Natty Enquirer

      “I don’t know where that data came from.”

    • AtticusP

      Trumpian, one might say…

  • Christopher

    Oh, noes! Bad guys!

  • Leo

    Mara’s NOT having it. ha HAH.

  • JMG’ers….
    would ya’ll have her job?
    how much would it cost for ya’ll to go up there and do that?

    • Bluto

      no, I have a milligram of self respect.

      • edrex

        and you’re saving it for the next rave.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Huh ?? He totally contradicted everything he just said

    • KCMC

      Sloppily

    • Gustav2

      They just want to shut the door to anyone who is not a rich Russian.

  • The_Wretched

    “oh yeah, they are screened like any other immigrant” the token…

    boom, that’s it. Game over. Lowbie in a bad suit can give up. He just gave it away fully.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Is she going to,cry?

  • Leo

    The head bop, the hand gestures.

    Have we Scarymoocher’s neglected cousin?

  • Paula

    Its crazy eyes little sister!

  • Cuberly Deux

    “The best people.”

    OMFG!

  • Steverino

    Sarah will return soon to ask each press person who they want to wish a Merry Christmas.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Right eyebrow is gonna make a run for it….watch it!

    • KCMC

      Aneurism

  • AtticusP

    Oh Sarah. You’re just postponing the inevitable.

    So many lies; so little time.

  • Gustav2

    Sarah, when did the president stop sexually harassing you?

  • PickyPecker

    reading….reading….reading….reading…..

    • Christopher

      Monotone, monotone, monotone.

    • KCMC

      menus menus menus

  • Cuberly Deux

    Here we go….

  • Snarky

    Someone want to ask why they have this anti-immigration stooge up there talking about a LAW ENFORCEMENT MATTER?

  • Bluto

    Look….

  • Leo

    shots fired. oop.

  • AtticusP

    Sarah just rolled her eyes?

  • Paula

    This president can’t be bought?
    WTF!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • Christopher

      Nobody has outbid Russia, yet.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    god dammed LIAR !

  • AtticusP

    No but they rented them for a while.

  • PickyPecker

    RIgged! Drain the swamp!

  • Natty Enquirer

    “can’t be bought” LOLOL

    • Gustav2

      Sheldon Adelson would beg to differ…he bought Jerusalem as the capital.

  • Lazycrockett

    You are a sick ugly woman.

    • Bryan

      Bad case of heavy-brow today.

      • Bluto

        the source of her ugliness is beneath her skin.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    She just called Gillibrand “corrupt” and one of the swamp creatures?

  • Gustav2

    SO You want to overturn the Supreme Court ruling making money speech?

    • The_Wretched

      I know I think Buckley is crap law.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
  • Bluto

    HUH!!!! FUCKING BULLSHIT

  • Leo

    the globalist trope as a last resort. how many times did she practice that?

  • Steverino

    So much shit, they needed two assholes today.

  • AtticusP

    Bullshit. The sentence he put in parentheses tells a different story. Nice try little Sarah.

  • yes b’y

    you lying crunt

  • Cuberly Deux
    • Tawreos

      I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about Sarah getting wet.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Gah!

  • Lazycrockett

    Oh now they are concerned bou the Hatch act??

  • PickyPecker

    She’s not gonna last long today.

    • KCMC

      Left brow already at exit

  • coram nobis

    “This comment is nothing new.” That’s a thin defense.

    And why not ask about campaign finance reform, if the begging is the problem? Any reporter intrepid enough to ask that?

  • The_Wretched

    SHS smiles as she says Trump also demands sexual favors from men. it’s her tell that she’s happy about reciting an especially outthere lie.

  • Leo
  • AtticusP

    How does this woman look herself in the mirror every day?

    Oh, that’s right: she’s a Huckabee.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      The mirrors crack.

    • Christopher

      From around corners.

      She has to sneak up on herself.

    • KCMC

      It’s like anorexia, she sees an honest, lovely, charming person.

      • AtticusP

        Sounds more like black magic to me…

      • edrex

        i’m not sure that (ahem) anorexia is the right analogy to use with any of the huckabees.

    • fuzzybits

      Fun house mirrors,they make her look better.

  • Steverino

    Special interests? Like the Kochs and Mercers?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Circle back ?

    Vulture speak !

  • Gustav2

    Why do you think the authoritarian Trump regime would be different from all the others?

  • AtticusP

    You wrote the book on misleading the American people, darling.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL………….. @ false info ha ha ha ha

  • AtticusP

    I’m only speaking for our dictator.

  • fuzzybits

    I take it some of you are watching the daily shit fest.

  • PickyPecker

    ‘Inaccuracies that happen’…..you mean like tweets from the orange dingleberry?

    • The_Wretched

      you mean like 90% of what SHS says?

    • Jonathan Smith

      no….like……”her mother told me she was 16″

  • AtticusP

    But… But… But… Bill Clinton.

  • The_Wretched

    Let’s now debate the semantics of what it means to ‘know’ someone. next, Let’s talk about what ‘is’ is.

    • Annerdr

      Biblically?

      • Tawreos

        That can be the best way to really find out all you care to about a person.

      • The_Wretched

        In this case, Trump is saying he couldn’t have sexually harassed the 3 women who made the press conference yesterday as he never met them in person. SHS elided to he doesn’t know those women like as personal friends so he couldn’t have harassed them. The photos and other records show the president is a liar and SHS’s dodge is just that.

  • Gustav2

    70% of Americans want Congress to investigate Trump’s sexual harassment.

  • Cuberly Deux

    SQUIRREL!!!!!1!!1!!1!!!

  • PickyPecker

    Look, the President doesn’t know these accusers. The American people are not interested in this.

  • Bluto

    blame Hilliary, I dare you.

  • Christopher

    Somebody’s getting snippy!

  • AtticusP

    I’m an American people. I want them to investigate this.

  • Leo

    here we go. Shouting match.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    “pushing out” news sounds gross.

    • KCMC

      see previous: shit sandwich

  • AtticusP

    And 83% of statistics are incorrect.

  • PickyPecker

    LET ME FINISH!!!!!

  • Leo

    “let me speak” round 2.

  • Gustav2

    The campaign is over…

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    Yet you & the Trump administration are on the wrong end of all of those polls… you should investigate that you lying…

  • Leo

    at this point the whole press corps will be thrown out

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    She defends sexual assault on women. Disgraceful.

  • Bryan

    Like Donald can focus on anything for longer than five minutes.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Most of the American people DID NOT vote for him !!

  • Snarky

    “90% of the coverage you see in the media is negative.” Please tell us where you got that made-up number, Sarah. I’d LOVE to see such a study.

    • Just Noh

      i’d also like to see these previous comments where he called other congress members whores…

  • Christopher

    Wow! She really has got nothing!

  • Gustav2

    Only if your mind is in the gutter would you read it that way?

    • KCMC

      professional speecher

    • The_Wretched

      Bargain basement PR rep fail.

  • Cuberly Deux

    These questions have been asked.

    And ignored ya moron!

  • PickyPecker

    Here it comes again……the American people are not interested in these accusations!!!

  • AtticusP

    She’ll probably still be defending Trump when they frog march her out in chains.

  • Steverino

    How can you not weigh in too deeply?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Gutter girl says what !!

  • Paula

    Sarah Speak: That is something that I have not asked the president directly.
    Translation: I’m not going near that pussy grabbing pervert.

  • Leo

    Well that’s a soundbite. Oop.

  • Leo

    Glad I didn’t skip this one. What a doozy. Wow.

  • AtticusP

    Bullshit. I’ve seen two examples of crowds literally gasping when that part of the tweet was read. Must be a lot of minds in the gutter Sarah.

  • PickyPecker

    Broken system! Drain the swamp!! Both parties!!!

  • Gustav2

    So you hate Citizens United?

  • Cuberly Deux

    Is it me or she just rambling an over-long non-answer.

  • Bluto

    YOU FUCKING BITCH! there, I said it.

  • Leo

    Her soul’s in the gutter.

  • AtticusP

    Yep. The best government money can buy.

  • Gustav2

    Trump is being honest about his being a part of the swamp.

  • Clinton!!
    there it is!

  • Natty Enquirer

    Still campaigning against Hillary. Sigh.

  • PickyPecker

    ‘Couldn’t be bought.’ Well, ok. Maybe rented.

  • Steverino

    But investigating Hillary endlessly is okay…

  • Leo

    5 Goldman Sachs execs still working for him. 1 example of about 40.

  • The_Wretched

    Admissions of corruption? Sure, yeah, he campaigned on that.

  • AtticusP

    He spends more time on the golf course than in the oval office.

  • Snarky

    Her defense that Trump has told lies in the past, harassed people in the past, been racist & misogynist in the past somehow means he’s not lying, harassing, being racist and misogynist when he says the same things now is truly staggering.

    • Gustav2

      He is being honest about it!

  • Cuberly Deux

    Um, the tax bill is a laundry list of gazillionaire special interests ya dipshit!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Puppet !

  • The_Wretched

    ugh! why the hell are we talking Hillary. Totally irrelevant.

    • Leo

      I think we moved on from Hillary to Kirsten.

  • Leo

    Whoa. Touched a nerve. Hope Gillibrand responds to this too.

  • AtticusP

    Justifying the unjustifiable. What a shitty job that must be. You couldn’t pay me enough.

  • 7 years….god i hope not.

  • PickyPecker

    ETHICS PLEDGE! BwaAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • AtticusP

    Seven years? Fuck you little Sarah.

  • Christopher

    This is all just bullshit noise!

  • Bluto

    next 7 years? 2020 election cancelled?

    • Gustav2

      Not yet.

  • AtticusP

    Because he’s an asshole?

  • Snarky

    This is great for Gillibrand. Picking a fight with her from Twitter and from this podium during this presser is just elevating her standing ahead of 2020. Keep going.

    • Leo

      Her profile just skyrocketed today. I still don’t think she should run but I’d be fine with VP or Sec. of State.

  • PickyPecker

    She has been so MEAN to the president, by golly.

    • Natty Enquirer

      So he should be mean back. That’s their ethic.

    • Cuberly Deux

      (pout) Donnie haz a sadz 🙁

  • AtticusP

    “The mess left behind by his predecessor“. Bullshit.

  • Gustav2

    The CONGRESS has been hard on Russia…not this administration.

    • Natty Enquirer

      DESPITE this administration.

    • The_Wretched

      The admin killed the office in the State dept that was supposed to mediate the sanctions Congress passed. And they are not faithfully carrying out that law in other ways (a dereliction of the duties of the Constitution).

    • Snarky

      And Roy Moore, trying to join Congress, has said he’s a Putin ass-kisser and that America is in bad shape. Because of The Gay.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    ‘we’ve been hard on Russia’… hahahaha

    • Christopher

      He’s got a hard-on FOR Russia.
      She was close.

  • Bluto

    hard on russia, HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

  • Leo

    He has not implemented the new ones Congress just passed. LIE.

    BIGGEST LIE OF THE YEAR. LIE.

  • Cuberly Deux

    This is so confounding.

  • AtticusP

    I want one of those reporters to ask, “Sarah, why do you do this fucking job?“

  • MrFitzroyOBE

    And BOOM goes the dynamite…..unfortunately, it was self detonated in huckabooboo’s cratered face.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Hard on Russia ?!?!

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ

  • Natty Enquirer

    The Dream Is Over.

  • Steverino

    Good. They aren’t letting the Gillibrand story go.

  • PickyPecker

    AAAnnd she bolts!

  • AtticusP

    No you can’t see the president at the podium. Mr. Putin is at the Kremlin.

  • Leo

    Can we PLEASE SEE the President at the podium he cries as she scurries away. Finishes with the doozy to end all doozies on Russia.

    The reporters are finally DONE I think. Took them long enough.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I AM JUST GLAD IT’S OVER !!

  • Steverino

    “Rakin’ file?”

  • The_Wretched

    16:20 minutes of SHS. She’s shrinking her time every briefing this week.

  • Paula

    They’re letting Santorum speak? WTF?

    • Tawreos

      Santorum should only be wiped off never listened to

  • joe ho

    Sanders, who pretends to be such a devout Xtian, had better watch out!

    “The mouth of the godly person gives wise advice, but the tongue that deceives will be cut off.” Proverbs 10:31

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Gianni

    I couldn’t stand listening to Sean Sphincter not answer the questions and I certainly can’t bear listening to Miss Twat. Why is this called a briefing? It isn’t anything of the sort. It’s more like verbal Dodge Ball – the press throws the ball and Miss Twat deftly dodges it every time. Every day she steps out there and does her best to put frosting on the shit cake that is our President. She’s paid to cover the Prez’s ass and she does it by diverting every question to someone else and the question dies a quick death.

    • The_Wretched

      Except for that ‘corruption ball’. She caught that one and then danced around saying how great it was.

  • SDG

    Someone PLEASE go to Layne Bryant and buy her a new blouse so she can give that one back to Goodwill!

  • Kissmagrits

    Mein Gott!
    Sarah’s dress looks just like the drapes my mother hung in the sun room in 1956.

    • Friday’s_cat

      I was going to say the same.