Loony Christian Activist: “Homo Deviants” Weren’t Born That Way, They Were Vaccinated That Way [VIDEO]

“I read a lot of stuff. Have you noticed the explosion of deviant sexual proclivities? It used to just be homo and straight, then there was homo and straight and bi, then homo and straight and bi and trans, and homo and straight and bi and trans and gay; they keep adding initials, right? I was reading something that this was happening, literally this was happening because our DNA is being changed.

“Our DNA is being changed not only through what we eat but through the stuff that we’re seeing right here. Who knows what was injected into some of these deviant sex people as children. When they say they were born that way, maybe they were vaccinated that way.” – Loony tune Christian activist “Coach” Dave Daubenmire, speaking on his YouTube show.

(Via Kyle Mantyla at Right Wing Watch)

  • Kelly Lape

    Yay! Lets file a class action suit against the Pharmaceutical companies for BILLIONS!!!! He can be our star witness!

  • Do Something Nice

    I wonder if he has ever been vaccinated?

    • Kelly Lape

      Ya can’t vaccinate against stupidity

      • Todd20036

        You can, but it requires a sledgehammer.

    • james1200

      Well, I’m certain he’s had something painful injected in his butt many times.

      • William

        If he had only known about lube.

        • james1200

          The lube would make it gay, though.

          • William

            and enjoyable.

          • james1200

            Hence the gay. If it’s painful, then you’re suffering for Jesus.

          • KCMC

            To suffer is to pray.

          • Mike in NC

            But I’m sorry I don’t pray that way!

        • RoFaWh

          You can buy lube online at Amazon.com, even J-lube and J-jelly.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    And yet people choose to believe in fairy tales without vaccine injections and want the right to control our lives based on those fairy tales?

    [I was searching for the “Yes and the horse you rode in on too” meme, and this one popped up. Not relevant, but more amusing]

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6c02548be221f66458c14647ff3ea3a3ec1efbbc06c07ac3ce2804105444b6d.jpg

  • bkmn

    Science is evil but they sure like to use it.

  • Todd20036

    Uh huh. That would have a grain of truth if:

    1) there were a LOT more gay people
    2) Gay people didn’t exist before 1900
    3) Straight people were never vaccinated.
    4) Vaccinations didn’t work – so “straight” people died from childhood diseases, and gay people survived to breed.

    And why am I even bothering?

    • Lizard

      “And why am I even bothering?”

      Because you give a shit about the truth? That’s not a bad thing, mate.

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    • Puck

      He isn’t a christian, he is a typical conspiracy theorist nutbag. The other nutbags stopped listening to his shit so he needed a new audience. The shepeople christians will believe any shit if you put jesus and persecution in the sentence. Thus his new audience!!!!

      • Lizard

        Why can’t he be both a Christian and a conspiracy theory nutbag?

    • Uncle Mark

      Come on, Todd. The man is on to us. Yes, we make men gay through “vaccinations” (if you wanna call ’em that.) You should see the the kind of “needles” we use. Todd, himself, has mentioned the huge one he uses for injecting others 😉

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        My needle is fat….just sayin

    • zhera

      Is this a thing with the soy = gay as well? He included ‘the food we eat’.

      I don’t go to the InfoWars site, but someone who does should check what the ingredients are in those pills Alex Jones is selling. I think I saw somewhere that it was mainly made from soy…

    • Raising_Rlyeh

      I heard gay people were created and patented by Monsanto in the 1930s. /s

  • RaygunsGoZap

    I’ve read a lot of stuff too and concluded that the Bible is fiction, vaccines don’t alter DNA (spoiler alert: neither does food) and Coach Dave is the dopiest dipshit.

  • Lazycrockett

    Sounds bout right.

  • leastyebejudged

    a kind of “vaccination”

  • Bluto
    • Boreal

      Those pigtails are fucking hilarious.

    • james1200

      Daddy?

  • Boreal

    Sure we wern’t born that way, we just perform that way.

    https://youtu.be/ss_BmTGv43M

  • Ranger One

    What’s with that hat? they are about power and control, not reason, morality or kindness or compassion. They are about MAGA hats, and nutty camouflage hats. I hope a deer sees his hat, runs through the camo, sees the fake devotion to religion, and bites a chunk off his pseudoscience rear.

  • I am a Deviant Sex Person.
    Sweet!

  • coram nobis

    Nobody vaccinated King James I, and he’s the fairy that gave you that bible, Coach.

    • Snarkaholic

      He’s buried with his wife on one side of his casket…and his boyfriend on the other!

      • coram nobis

        You learn something every day here at JMG.

      • Dazzer

        James I/VI couldn’t have sex with his wife unless his boyfriend (George Villiers) was in bed with them

        • nocadrummer

          The paintings surely portray Villers as a pretty young man.

    • ChrisMorley

      Nobody vaccinated mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria, who was a very queer fellow with the campest fairy castles. He tried to be a ‘good’ catholic boy.
      http://gems.campsinternational.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Image2-4-600×600.jpg

      • Librarykid

        I hope someone installed an elevator or two in that place.

      • B Snow

        Oh, wow, the Wikipedia page on Wagner actually says the king was gay. The tour of Neuschwanstein castle makes it pretty clear, but even the guide only said “probably gay”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Wagner

        • ChrisMorley

          The BBC’s fine architectural historian Dan Cruickshank did a documentary about the man and three of his fairytale castles and palaces. He agrees ‘probably gay’, but only because there’s no video clincher.
          http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3834096/

          • eddie beskeddie

            because it’s hard to vocally confirm anything, one way or the other, with a cock in your mouth.

  • gaycuckhubby

    I vaguely remember a guy who used to post here that was born Amish. What was his excuse?

  • I love dim sum

    These people have zero power anymore, so I can’t take them seriously. Maybe in the 90s he might have had some influence, but 99 percent of society is just going to laugh at him.

    • m_lp_ql_m

      Zero power? Aren’t these the people who support Trump?

      • I love dim sum

        Yes, zero power. A few goofy clips on Youtube ranting about gay people is just going to attract ridicule.

        • Jonathan Smith

          heck, is that not enough for dRumph to put in charge of HHS?

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
    • Snarkaholic

      Modern day boy and man…wearing dresses!

    • Kissmagrits

      Did I hear somebody say swallow….?

    • Librarykid

      and so unquestioningly, but I guess when the indoctrination is started when you are too young to question the probability, the veracity and the fact that there is no logic to it, it becomes part of your thinking. It is also a great way for adults, like parents to control children and, later for alpha types to control other adults. It’s a fucking mind game with dog whistle words like love etc. that people grasp onto to explain their miserable condition and the miserable human condition in general. Try asking one of these people how God could allow such horrible shit and they get all exercised about that is not how it works and it is up to us to make things better and that is when the bullshit detector goes off in my brain.

  • William

    Coach Dave is of the Wide Stance variety. He had better be careful, the WS initials may draw a different crowd.

    • Joe in PA

      Yeah, my gaydar pinged a bit. Not enough to indicate interest however. 🙁

  • Joe in PA

    “Christians are choosing to be ignorant”

    Or are they just born that way? Hmmmm?

  • JoeMyGod
  • KCMC

    So confused. Similar to Latino by injection?

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Oooooooh that sounds hot.

    • Menergy

      I know a guy who says he’s only Republican by injection 😉 (by his former partner. )

  • james1200

    Trust me, you loony dumb fuck, it’s genetic.

    https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-613f1138af.gif

  • gaycuckhubby

    My brother got the same vaccinations I did, and he’s a real pussyhound. Why disn’t he get as lucky as me?

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    He can read?

  • Jeez, I’m still trying to fight off the autism I got from the government.

    • Boreal

      That’s from the fluoride in the water, silly.

      • PickyPecker

        I was specifically told to stand under the chem-trails.

      • I thought that’s what made me a communist?

  • Nic Peterson

    Why does this man get any screen time? SMH.

  • mr wonderful

    “Christians are choosing to be ignorant.”

    I’ll say!

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • I officially can no longer keep up with the crazy.

  • vorpal

    All that homosexuality back in Greece and Rome BCE was definitely because of the vaccines.

    I think Dauby needs a vaccine against stupidity. Cyanide might work.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Egypt. Let’s not forget Egypt. Or China. Or India.

      • vorpal

        Lots of homosexuality in the Americas and Middle East, too.
        Anyone who says that homosexuality is “not natural” is either naive or willfully ignorant. It is clearly a human universal.

        • GanymedeRenard

          It is clearly a BIOLOGICAL universal.

          • vorpal

            True dat. It’s hardly unique to humans, like writing and cooking.

    • Stogiebear

      From the self-loathing he’s sporting I’m thinking he stands in line for vaccinations he’s had many times.

  • Jalapeño Out Of F**ks To Give

    I especially love the booster shots every few days.

  • Lazycrockett
    • james1200

      I’m getting laryngitis from screaming “lock them up!”

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Soak your throat in cream. It works!

        • Are you suggesting “cream” right from the um, er…”spigot”?

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Suggesting, prescribing, demanding..whatever works !

    • coram nobis

      Memo to Mr. Mueller:

      If you ever want to serve a subpoena to Donald, get the server to put it in his lunch takeout bag.

      On the fifth day of Christmas, Donald ate at lunch today
      Five … onion … rings …
      Four well-done steaks
      Three Big Macs
      Two Filet-O-Fish
      And a great big Chick-Fil-A

      • Librarykid

        or
        And a big fuckin’ Chick-Fil-A. That fucking place stunk up a mall near me horribly. It should have been outside like a privy.

        • RoFaWh

          Inadequate ventilation of the kitchen.

    • Librarykid

      I hope that some of them are 45’s and turn out to be his Kryptonite.

  • coram nobis

    Jeez, another obsession with pure bodily fluids.

    General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream.

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: [very nervous] Lord, Jack.
    General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I… no, no. I don’t, Jack.

    General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.
    — “Dr. Strangelove”

    • whollyfool

      Ever see a communist drink a glass of water?

  • Boreal

    But without the vaccines…………………………….

    https://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/omega-man-mutants-three.gif

  • Cuberly Deux

    Uh oh, “Coach” has the vapors.

    https://youtu.be/LR4XNqrqxrU

  • Jon Doh

    I do remember getting a shot when I was about 8 years old that was some pink liquid. By the end of the next week my pinky finger had a mind of its own.

    • Joe in PA

      Mine had glitter in it.

  • JoeMyGod

    It’s totally worth pointing out that Daubenmire’s son was convicted for possessing child porn, right?

    • Snarkaholic

      Was it starring himself…and shot with his dad’s camera?

    • zhera

      Always. It’s an important fact.

    • Dean

      Did he have that seviant sexual proclivity vaccinated into him?

  • GanymedeRenard
  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    I think I dated him in the 80’s…total bottom.

  • another_steve

    I used to be deviant.

    Who has the strength for that today, though?

    • KCMC

      Welcome to group.

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t
    i wonder how many others will depart in the coming weeks

    https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/939204322172190720

    • Steve Smith

      There’s a Middle East policy? Who knew?

  • Mike Knife

    Christians were born ignorant, it wasn’t a choice.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Ah, but remaining ignorant is.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Aaaaaand, if you can “pray the gay away”, can you also inject the gay away?

    • William

      Yes, take two hot beef injections and wake me in the morning.

      • GanymedeRenard

        Things I could tell you involving cylindrical pieces of hot beef and waking up in the morning… XD

        • Snarkaholic

          Were they between two buns?

          • GanymedeRenard

            Between (and on occasion among) sausages. XD

          • Snarkaholic

            Mixed grill!

          • GanymedeRenard

            [Salivates.]

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Anagram: Dave Daubenmire ~ Bad Mauve Denier (“The lady doth protest too much”)

    • coram nobis

      He might look better in mauve.

      • RoFaWh

        The nice people at Gregg Homme used to offer mauve jockstraps. They called them “purple” but nobody was fooled for even a split second. You can still get them from a few sites specializing in discontinued styles of men’s undies.

        https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/zjUAAOSwGBtZY7p4/s-l1600.jpg

  • Lars Littlefield

    I’ve been feeling a little less gay lately. Can I get a booster shot?

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • coram nobis

    You know, Coach, there’s a vaccine for hydrophobia.

    • GanymedeRenard

      He seems to have grown resistant.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Too late in this case.

  • Has anyone started the betting pool yet?

    – Live little girls
    – Trail of dead boys
    – Life-long practitioner of autoerotic asphyxiation
    – Rentboy, seedy hotel room, and meth
    – Owns a well-worn leather gimp suit, but it no longer fits
    – Photo of him in possession of bouncers at every gay bar within 200mi radius
    – “Luggage handler” companion
    – Diaper aficionado
    – Literally ball-less wonder
    – Secretly, desperately hopes Trump’s pee-pee tape is real so he can add it to his massive “water sports” porn collection

    • Snarkaholic

      -Extensive collection of mother’s intimate apparel under his mattress.
      -Numerous, repeatedly-fucked, assorted taxidermy animals in closet.

      • Oooh! Taxidermied animals! Needs a subcategory:

        – Dog
        – Goat
        – Hamster
        – Great Horned Owl
        – Badger
        – All the ‘disappeared’ neighborhood cats
        – All of the above

        • Snarkaholic

          -None of the above. The list:
          -7 Boa constrictors (covered in santorum)
          -Pig (a/k/a Beverly a/k/a his sister)
          -2 lobsters (used as nipple clamps)
          -Octopus (don’t ask)

        • Natty Enquirer

          – Gerbil

  • Megrim Twist

    Where my deviant sex people at?

  • Elliott

    If they were vaccinated to become “that way” as children, how is that their fault? Not that that actually happened, but still. Way to demonize the innocent.

    • Snarkaholic

      “If she hadn’t shaken that phallic-shaped rattle at me, I never would have been compelled to grope her!” ~Roy Moore, probably

  • Gigi
    • Snarkaholic

      Oh, Snarky-girl-on-the-right, I love you!

  • David

    Does Coach Dave think about anything but deviant sex? (no)

  • Michael R
  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    All you can do is laugh….

    • Snarkaholic

      That’s right, idiots, don’t vaccinate your kids…it will hasten the Darwin Effect.

  • kelven
  • Lazycrockett

    Gotta wonder bout someone who uses “Coach” as a title.

    • Lizard

      I think he got fired for forcing athletes to pray. Now he makes a living off that, the douchebag.

    • Elliott

      Bwahahaha! In the back of my mind that observation was percolating but thank you x 3 for bringing it up for me to have a hearty chuckle.

    • Mark Née Fuzz

      I’ve known a couple of men who wanted me to call them coach. Sleaze ensued.

    • KCMC

      Don’t look up Coach on chatturbate.

      • Lazycrockett

        Been there, done that.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    I don’t believe vaccines made me gay because I’m not an idiot. I do believe religion made him an idiot – because I’m not an idiot.

  • Paula

    I hate motherfuckers like this, that refer to themselves as coach.

  • Paula

    I hate motherfuckers like this, that refer to themsellves as coach.

    • Steverino

      You can say that again!

    • Snarkaholic

      Is it a contraction of CockrOACH?

    • Blake J Butler

      Really ? i only like people like that in porn and literotica ? And the highschool days where i used to fantasize about the coaches at school.

      • My first coach was a Nam marine with a bubble but to die for. Didn’t know WHY I wanted him to get naked in the shower with me, just that his butt made me feel funny inside when I looked at it.

    • RoFaWh

      Every “coach” I ever had even the most insignificant dealing with in my youth turned out to be an asshole.

  • Blake J Butler

    Wait i thought we get our own cards in the mail, have drunken orgies in public mass for the month of June, also more importantly i thought i was gay when the rainbow sperm made it to the uterus ?

    Now i’m a deviant because of vaccinations ? Thank you vaccinations cause i don’t have measles and i’m a prevert.

    • RoFaWh

      Are you sure, 100% absolutely positive, that you aren’t a postvert?

      • Blake J Butler

        I’m speaking in past tense, of course, i’m a postvert.

  • superindy

    ffs where do these loonies crawl out from anyway?

    • AmeriCanadian

      They are the result of drinking fluoridated water. /s

    • RoFaWh

      You can thank American public education, now so degraded in many places that the children think the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are real.

      But 1+1? They can’t do the simplest arithmetic.

    • ohh myy

      AM radio, church, Faux News, any Republican gathering … (the list is unfortunately long)

      • Gianni

        They receive confirmation and encouragement from a lot of loony-tune breeding areas.

  • JDS

    I guess Lady Gaga can now sing “Vaccinated that way”. Oy fricken vey.

  • Steverino

    Vaccines are a commie plot!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!

  • I would love to see his browser history.

  • Secure

    They had vaccines going back to Sodom?
    Wow.

  • Moebym of the Returners

    “I read a lot of stuff”

    Oh, my sides.

    • JeauxFan

      Oops! I should have read down. You beat me to it. 🤓

  • Blake J Butler

    Now if deviant is what he wants, well deviant is what he gets. Go suck a dick “coach” if that isn’t fetish for gay porn i don’t know what is.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/1QCzJrHtGxyy4/giphy.gif

    https://media.giphy.com/media/pxMxj2VX8fQdy/giphy.gif

    https://media.giphy.com/media/11Ztgwy5Ssdiww/giphy.gif

  • AmeriCanadian

    He looks exactly like one of the guys that runs one of those amateur college student web sites.

  • Slippy_World
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Back later guys, gotta get my gay booster shot !!

  • JWC

    Each day another supposed Christian wanders in and displays the effects of brain rot

  • Kevin Andrews
  • nocadrummer

    “Our DNA is being changed not only through what we eat… what was injected into some of these deviant sex people as children. When they say they were born that way, maybe they were vaccinated that way.”

    Nope. It was CHEMTRAILS! We’re more nefairy-ous than you’d ever know. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/969033e18ce2eacd6dc002d7395f37ee71ba62eaca0c0bb6c446db2494783cf0.jpg

  • RoFaWh

    Interesting how people afflicted with utterly irrational xenophobia work so very hard to find specious reasons to support it.

    Ask him “Where’s your evidence for these claims?” and all you will get back are lies and fantasies too bizarre for words. And blank stares.

  • Friday

    Do these Christians seriously think that hearing more names for LGBT people means everyone is just appearing out of nowhere? 🙂

  • mikeinftl

    Oh I have to go back every 3 months for re-vaccination so I stay fabulous!

    • Well it sure is working! Cause you are one fabulous human being!

      • mikeinftl

        Thank you!

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    As Scrooge would say, that’s one way of dealing with the surplus population.

    I wonder if I’ll get a visit this xmas, after saying that.

  • Blackfork

    Aall because he read sumpin’. We can only guess what.

  • orion dumptee

    “cause everyone should believe a nutjob in a crucifix baseball hat

  • Phil

    Then by all means do not vaccinate yourself nor your children……..

  • David Gervais

    Does the annual flu shot make you gay for a year and then it has to be done again?

    • jmax

      I usually ask for a 6-month booster. Don’t wanna take a chance on turning straight midway through the year.

  • Statistics Palin

    If a vaccine for stupidity is ever developed, Evangelicals like this asshole will disappear in 20 years

  • JeauxFan

    “I read a lot of stuff.” Rrriiiigghhtttt.

  • phhht

    What a nincompoop.

  • Misutaa Roboto

    Oh boy, he’s got a new spin on anti-vax dipshittery!

  • Lane

    Well, I do enjoy getting injections. 😉

  • TheManicMechanic

    At this point in time, I couldn’t care less if loony Jeezoids have to watch their children die as their pointless prayers go unanswered simply because they refuse to use modern, proven medicines to innoculate those kids against deadly illnesses. What I have a problem with is their ill-informed inactions are contagious and affect the more intelligent and considerate people of this world, and they seem to receive zero punishment for reviving long dormant diseases. If only their stupid religions and imbecilic behaviors would simply cause them to die off and make Darwin proud. Instead, we get what we are dealing with today, including people like this fool.

  • Fine, let the anti-vaxers stop vaccinating their children, let them die or become blind, deaf or brain damaged. Hellz, they might as well stop using all forms of modern medical resources for themselves as well.

    If it’s vaccinations causing lgbtq folks, how does he explain the fact there has always been lgbtq folks??? Oh, face palm, yeah….. silly me, he would have to actually read a main stream, ie non-religious authored, history book.

    • I once read someone claim that “homosexuality” didn’t exist before the late 19th century because that’s when the word “homosexual” was coined.

  • edrex

    “deviant sex people” is a pretty good band name.

    • “Sir? The lawyer for The Kinks is on line 1 for you…”

  • James

    Well, he’s right about one thing: Christians are choosing to be ignorant.

  • Dayglo

    I got that mumps vaccine and immediately bought “Judy at Carnegie Hall.”

  • Tom Furgas

    Just because you “read a lot of stuff” doesn’t make any of it true, Mr. Daubenmire. Cherry-picking your beliefs can be incredibly self-deluding.

  • Spongebob CrankyPants

    There you have it, Kids. This case is closed.

  • Gianni

    ……“Our DNA is being changed not only through what we eat but through the stuff that we’re seeing right here.”…. Ahhh, an all-knowing nitwit speaks – again. Dave, you should be much more concerned about what you’ve been eating and what vaccinations you’ve gotten that could possibly explain what you’ve turned into.

  • Charles Nelson

    Maybe he’s correct about vaccinations…there are lot of bigots popping out of the woodwork these days…has to be those shots.

  • JCF
  • Steve Heath

    “I read a lot of stuff!” Lol-opalozza

  • Marides48

    Yea, I turned gay after receiving a polio shot in the 1950’s.

  • Why are you christians so obsessed with sexuality? Not getting any?

  • Dean

    Little Lucas couldn’t possibly have been born gay.
    https://youtu.be/4iq48xix3bQ

  • Jay Silversmith

    Be careful, coach….. wearing a trump hat can turn you into a hermaphrodite, and we’ll have to add another letter.

  • SoCalVet

    This is an entire trend brought on by tech…suddenly anyone that can hunt and peck a paragraph on their phones think they are producing academic level arguments.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    I strongly suspect that Coach Dave has a lockeroom/jockstrap fetish. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.