Rep. Trent Franks Resigns Immediately After Aide Says He Pressured To Pay Her $5 Million To Carry His Baby

The Washington Post reports:

Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.), facing an ethics investigation over alleged sexual harassment, announced Friday that he will resign immediately following his wife’s admission to the hospital.

Franks had said Thursday that he would resign at the end of January, but said Friday that his wife’s ailment had prompted him to change his plans and immediately step down.

“Last night, my wife was admitted to the hospital in Washington, D.C. due to an ongoing ailment,” he said in a statement. “After discussing options with my family, we came to the conclusion that the best thing for our family now would be for me to tender my previous resignation effective today, December 8th, 2017.

From the Associated Press.

A former aide to Republican Rep. Trent Franks has told The Associated Press the congressman repeatedly pressed her to carry his child, at one point offering her $5 million to act as a surrogate.

The eight-term Arizona lawmaker abruptly resigned Friday, bowing to an ultimatum from Speaker Paul Ryan. Ryan told Franks that he would refer the allegations to the Ethics Committee, and urged him to step aside.

And from Politico:

Arizona Rep. Trent Franks allegedly made unwanted advances toward female staffers in his office and retaliated against one who rebuffed him, according to House GOP sources with knowledge of a complaint against him.

The allegations, which reached Speaker Paul Ryan and top GOP leaders in recent days, led to Franks’ sudden resignation this week. Franks originally announced that he would resign on Jan. 31, 2018. But just hours after POLITICO inquired about the allegations, he sped up his resignation and left office Friday.

The sources said Franks approached two female staffers about acting as a potential surrogate for him and his wife, who has struggled with fertility issues for years. But the aides were concerned that Franks was asking to have sexual relations with them. It was not clear to the women whether he was asking about impregnating the women through sexual intercourse or in vitro fertilization. Franks opposes abortion rights as well as procedures that discard embryos.

  • mikeinftl

    More likely she was at her lawyers office.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Yep. Something big went down (or is in the process of going down).

      • Todd20036

        I’ve gone down on something big. That count?

        • mikeinftl

          Certainly in my book.

        • AmeriCanadian

          Double jointed jaw? Lucky you! I dated someone that was extremely huge and it was an exercise in futility. ;-(

          • William

            Amateur.

          • AmeriCanadian

            Three Coke cans. My mouth just does not open that wide, as I unfortunately found out. Alas, I was not made to be a porn star.

          • William

            Do you happen to have his number?
            (Asking for a friend.)

          • AmeriCanadian

            Ha ha. I could get it if I had to. Be careful what you ask for. I’m not kidding. The “third leg” syndrome does indeed exist. Shortly after we stopped seeing each other I heard he got back together with his ex. That was 17 or 18 years ago. He may have left the area for all I know. Interestingly, he was not cocky or boastful. It was a total surprise, and not necessarily a pleasant one.

      • Paula

        Lots of previously undisclosed surrogate love babies surfacing?

  • teeveedub

    Pretty sure “his wife’s ailment” is being married to him.

    • Todd20036

      Maybe she’s trying to get that particular growth lanced.

      • Xaca

        She beggin’ the doctor for a trentectomy. “Lop it right off, Doc!”

    • another_steve

      Talk about “questionable taste in men”…

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  • Todd20036

    Yeah, because after being in a job you love for so long, the normal thing to do is just walk out of the door and leave your coworkers hanging.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Very Palinesque, no?

  • Guess

    Took a few decades but, finally, Trent gets to Focus On His Own Gotdam Family.

    • Todd20036

      Who probably doesn’t even want him

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
  • Nic Peterson

    There is another shoe that is going to drop. I hope that it is a stylish one, not one of those cheap Ivanka knock offs.

    • JoeMyGod

      OH YES THERE IS

      • Nic Peterson

        Uh huh. 5mil suggests that he wanted a little more than a sublet those lady parts.

  • JoeMyGod

    Refresh this post for the real reason.

    • Gustav2

      Fug.

  • Friday

    …ie, ‘Before they find out more of what I’ve done.’

  • another_steve

    In other news, Melania Trump has issued an urgent plea for refuge.

    She can’t stand the grunting snorting pig on top of her at night anymore.

    • Snarkaholic

      She’s so desperate that she’s willing to hole up in a FOUR-star hotel!

    • BobSF_94117

      Bannon visiting?

  • Lazycrockett
    • Reality.Bites

      That ain’t surrogacy. that’s fucking.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        It’s ‘Making Anonymous Gestation Advantageous.’

      • JCF

        That’s fucking HORRIBLE.

    • Of course he did.

      Ladies & Gentlemen & non-binary gendered folks: What we have here is a pregnancy fetishist. They do exist. And it is without question behind Franks’ anti-abortion (forced pregnancy) positions. He was even behind the GOP’s latest 20-week no-exceptions abortion ban.

      • Taylor Bixler
      • Statistics Palin

        As I said, this proves Evangelicals think “The Handmaid’s Tale” is wanking material.

        • melllt
        • Eli

          well it does have precedence in the bible — Abraham/Sarah..couldn’t conceive.. Sarah offered her handmaiden Haggar.. Had Ishmael. Later Sarah had Issac. Ishamel and Haggar expelled. Too bad these fundies don’t follow the rest of the story…. Ishmael as head of the line from which Mohammad the prophet came… Bad blood all the way back.

          not buying or selling.. just wouldn’t be surprised if Trent felt he was just doing what was proscribed in the bible.

      • skyweaver

        I believe any winger who is obsessed with pregnancy, birth control and abortion rights is a fetishist. I’ve been around a few hard core wingers and it’s weird in the same way that being around a shoe salesman with a foot fetish getting visibly excited by touching your feet is weird. As in my reaction is JESUS, stop insisting that my feet/vagina/cycle/pregnancy/choice has *anything* to do with you

        • another_steve

          Imo, male obsession with the issues you listed is rooted in straight male desire to “sexually possess” women.

          If I’m a straight guy and you, woman, have body-autonomy (e.g., abortion rights, the right to contraceptives, etc.), you’re less under my control. That may make you more “sexually free” and less sexually available to me.

        • Nowhereman

          Just in general, Jesus freaks are obsessed with sex–their own and everybody else’s.

      • JCF

        “& non-binary gendered folks”

        Becca, Mwah!

  • edrex

    i assume the “ailment” was not pregnancy.

  • Taylor Bixler

    $5M?
    How much is this guy worth?

    • AmeriCanadian

      Better question: What government funds did he have access to?

    • Natty Enquirer

      North of $32 million.

      • Taylor Bixler

        Or $16M after the impending divorce…

    • Snarkaholic

      He probably wouldn’t have paid her anyway.

  • Are we taking bets now that Mrs. Franks knew NOTHING about what her husband was trying to solicit? And that this is a large part of the reason for her sudden hospitalization?

    • William

      She’s having a husbandectormy.

      • Statistics Palin

        Laughed out loud and pounded on the table at Starfucks.

  • coram nobis

    Adios y vaya con Diablo.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    HOLY COW! 5 million? I don’t know about these things, but I’m pretty sure that’s not the going rate.

    • Lazycrockett

      Little hush money on the side.

      • Yeah… $5m is when you want to make a woman pregnant with your baby (or babies), but don’t want her to tell anyone about it.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent
  • PickyPecker
  • Lazycrockett

    “Hey wife, were going to have a child.” The new its not cheating if.

  • bkmn

    Good bye and go the fuck away forever.

  • JackNasty

    Finally, some details. Pestering an assistant to act as a surrogate mother is very different from having a conversation about surrogate parenting.

    This accusation is very different from Franks’ description of the events released yesterday.

    That said, the absence of due process in dealing with all these accusations should concern everyone.

    • Xaca

      Huh? Due process? That sniveling cowardly hypocrite wasn’t man enough to stick around for the process that was due him.

      The haste with which he beat his retreat was equalled only by the waste with which he beat his meat.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I totally agree with your last statement, but in this case, the fact that he’s hightailing it so fast -on his own initiative- would lead me to believe that there’s actually worse stuff that hasn’t even come out yet.

  • JWC

    what a chiucken shit hiding behind wifes hospitaluization as a cover up for ant wrong doing

    • Reality.Bites

      Everyone knows when your wife is hospitalized you divorce her, to don’t resign.

      • William

        Not if her lawyers filed first.

      • JWC

        Oh thats so “R” 20-30 years ago They no longer have that spine

  • MrFitzroyOBE

    There has to still more to dribble out on this story — likely big stinking ropey dribbles….even what has come out so far is not NEARLY enough in Rworld for this fast a resignation and being railroaded out of town. The reasons given so far are merely cocktails and nibbles level in repug scandal world. When does the big bomb explode??

    • Taylor Bixler

      But could this story get any weirder?
      Actually, don’t answer that…

  • William

    Wifey went in for emergency liposuction and facelift.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      That reminds me of the episode from the Mary Tyler Moore show when Phyllis was excusing her husband’s late night absences saying he had a lot of emergency house calls, and Rhoda answered, “What emergencies? He’s a dermatologist!”

    • stuckinthewoods

      Then she’ll divorce him and her hair will turn quite gold from grief.

      • clay

        Not unless she’s gotten her residency status past “sponsored family”.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    I can’t help remembering now that Trent Franks’ reich-wing counterparts in France, when they were trying to block marriage equality, used “Wombs are not for rent” as one of their main slogans.

  • Reality.Bites
    • Joe in PA

      Quit showing off! 🙁

      • PickyPecker

        Just not fair. They get that. We get the orange dingleberry.

        • Canucky Yank

          Yeah, but you had Barack Obama while we suffered through the Stephen Harper years.

          • Christopher

            Fair enough, but please keep Bieber on your side of the border from now on. 😉

          • Steven Jaeger

            But Harper and the nutcase mayor combined were less dangerous than 11 month of the orange dingleberry

    • GanymedeRenard

      How I love that man. No, seriously.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Lazycrockett

      Who would have thunk it??

      • William

        Certainly not Trump.

    • BobSF_94117

      Leave it to Israel to take a jet to a rock fight.

      [edit] The tweet implied conflict on the ground, which I took to mean riots. The response is to rocket attacks. I still don’t think it’s proportional, but it’s not as ridiculous as I thought. [/edit]

    • Joe in PA

      Pay no attention to this Mueller…focus, FOCUS.

    • GanymedeRenard

      WTF!!!

    • Christopher

      Well that took less time than I thought it would.

      I figured we’d maybe have a week before all hell broke loose.

  • Jeffrey

    Why do 60yr olds need a baby all the sudden?

    • William

      It was more about the attempts to knock up the mistress– er, staffer.

      • Steverino

        “I want you to be my surrogate, but first I need practice several times with a condom on.”

      • Jeffrey

        Of course it was, but 5 million bucks? That’s some kinda snatch!

  • JeauxFan

    I know this is really shallow and petty of me to say, but his face looks like it’s melting at the corners of his eyes and mouth. Ew.

    • m_lp_ql_m

      Word is he was born with severe cleft palate and some other congenital defects.

      • canoebum

        Congenital defects…yeah. He was born without a heart.

      • JeauxFan

        Oh. I knew I should have just stuck to the fact that he’s a hypocrite. 😕

        • m_lp_ql_m

          Actually, you’d think someone with such issues would at least be more sympathetic and not a republican. As such, making fun of his looks, to me at least, is entirely justified.

      • stuckinthewoods

        “Mrs. Franks, the baby did live but I’m sorry to have to tell you it’s a Republican.”

      • Stogiebear

        Between his congenital defects and the advanced years of his sperm, any baby born would be lucky to have lungs.

  • another_steve

    Hey… for $5 million, I’d carry his baby.

    • PickyPecker

      You would look terrible in maternity pants, dear.

    • BobSF_94117

      Darn, you beat me by two minutes. Slut!

      • another_steve

        I may be older than you, Bob.

        More years of slutiness than you.

        • BobSF_94117

          Way more, trust me. Nothing to do with my age.

    • Chucktech

      So, you’ve finished haggling over price, have you?

      • another_steve

        Lol. I’m the world’s worst Jewish haggler.

        We’ll be in a flea market or someplace and my gentile husband will say to me, “Go ahead, damn it. Jew him down!”

        But I can’t.

        I just can’t.

  • BobSF_94117

    “he and his wife’s”

    HIS and his wife’s

    • BobSF_94117

      hizzen’s and wiffen’s is also acceptable.

    • AmeriCanadian

      I so wanted to make this comment but didn’t out of fear of being labeled a grammar Nazi. Thanks! 😉

      • Joe in PA

        Irregardless, your both grammar Nazi’s, so their! 🙂

        (did you hear, irregardless is now a word…fuck)

        • agcons

          Only for some people, thank Jeebus.

  • BobSF_94117

    Hey, for $5M, I’m willing to give it a try.

  • Publius

    Anyone here watch Schitt’s Creek?

    This is horrible I know, but every time I look at Trent Frank’s face, I think of Moira Rose’s annual fundraiser for the children with troubled mouths (S1E12).

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      OMNEG! YES!!! Bahahahahahahahaha

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Another O/T…Ryan’s going to need a lot of cream for that burn…

    https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/938781817938817024

    • agcons

      That entire feed is a shower of shit for Ryan. Good.

      • PickyPecker

        It’s actually a pretty good read!

        • agcons

          Fake news!!111! Troll accounts and bots from . . . erm, somewhere . . . spreading lies about our Wonderful Tax Bill!!!11!!!

    • Lazycrockett
      • clay

        Brownback doesn’t count!

    • GanymedeRenard

      Ouch!

  • Boreal
  • Sam_Handwich

    can’t you just buy a baby on amazon these days?

    • Boreal

      Only 3rd world babies, not white murican ones.

    • PickyPecker
      • Boreal

        Does that come with Prime shipping?

        • John30013

          Storks are so 20th century!

          • clay

            storks :: drones

    • Beth Sanders

      My son orders many things from amazon. Lots of baby things but not babies. Doesnt suprise me that you millenials would want to get one from the internets. Just do it the old FASHIONED way! Lord have mercy.

      In Christ,
      Beth

      • PickyPecker

        Begone harpie. Back to the depths of whatever xtian hell you come from.

        In Cthulu
        PickyPecker
        http://s.quickmeme.com/img/48/481e00971c6409159bc875a687c49172d0e80632ebc8e0a3640315b3044edaa1.jpg

      • PickyPecker

        Jebus sayeth: upvoting thine own postings is likened to masturbation.
        – poverbs 13.9

        • Joe in PA

          “poverbs” … nice touch. 🙂

        • mpatreyu

          What’s wrong with masturbation?

          • m_lp_ql_m

            That new tax bill makes it illegal.

        • Boreal

          LOL

      • AmeriCanadian

        Not quite sure I understand. What is this “old fashioned way” you speak of?

        In cold blood,
        AC

        • Joe in PA

          And ask her to be specific. 🙂

          • PickyPecker

            There’s a lot of us here that are going to need in-depth notes on this, methinks.

          • AmeriCanadian

            And 27 eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.

          • Treant

            Don’t forget the anti-nausea medication as well.

          • coram nobis

            And that’s not to mention the aerial photography.

          • BearEyes

            You can get anything you want – at Alice’s Restaurant…

          • AmeriCanadian

            That’s right. I’m beginning to think that you have to be a certain age to get the reference(s), even though I just heard it in its entirety played on a Detroit “classic rock” station.

          • BearEyes

            as I tell my hubby (before he laughs) – I remember it the first time.

      • Treant
      • Amanda B. Rekendwith

        Fake Lord have mercy indeed.
        Still a fraud, Beth.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Considering imam franks is a anti abortionist cant the fucker adopt one????

      • clay

        Franks has claimed that he attempted private adoption of a new-born three times through the “crisis pregnancy clinic” he started. Each time the woman backed out and kept the child from him.

  • canoebum

    We pay these clowns $178,000 a year to do…basically nothing but make life miserable for us. Where does a civil servant get an extra $5 million to offer to an office assistant?

    • MBear

      Lobby $$$

      They create the systems to ensure they get plenty of sumthin-sumthin on the side

    • Reasonoverhate

      He and his brothers own two oil and gas companies. His net worth is over $30 million.

      • canoebum

        Pobrecito.

      • MBear

        See also: oligarchy…?

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • Remember yesterday when folks were kind of confused as to what constitutes sexual harassment and a hostile workplace? I could not come up with a more obvious scenario (emphasis added in places):

    The former staffer said the congressman at least four times asked if she’d be willing to act as a surrogate in exchange for money. Franks, in his statement announcing his resignation, said he and his wife, who have struggled with infertility, have twins who were carried through surrogacy.

    The former aide said the conversations took place in private, sometimes in the congressman’s car, and that she repeatedly told him she wasn’t interested. She said she never filed a formal complaint because until recently she didn’t know where to go, but that his behavior had made her feel uncomfortable.

    The Associated Press verified the identity of the staffer and confirmed that she worked in Franks’ office. She asked that her name be withheld out of concern for her privacy,.

    “During my time there, I was asked a few times to look over a ‘contract’ to carry his child, and if I would conceive his child, I would be given $5 million,” she said, adding that she refused to look over the contract and has never seen a copy.

    The woman said the requests shocked her, and made her feel afraid that if she didn’t agree, she would face professional consequences. She said she spoke to another aide in the office, who had also been approached about surrogacy.

    The aide cited the surrogacy requests as “a main reason” for leaving the office, adding that she felt retaliated against after turning down the congressman, ignored by Franks and not given many assignments.
    (…)
    Andrea Lafferty, President of Traditional Values Coalition, said she is the one who reported Franks’ conduct to the speaker’s office. Lafferty told AP that the former aide came to her about a year ago and told her about the surrogacy requests. Lafferty said she contacted Ryan’s office last month, after the staffer agreed to discuss the incident with leadership.

    “I was approached last year about the situation, she came to me wanting some advice about how to handle this. She came to me shaking and sobbing, and she shared a story that I think is horrific, a powerful man hiring young women, procuring staff, to potentially surrogate children for him,” Lafferty said. “I accompanied (the former aide) to the meeting in the speaker’s office where she said Congressman Trent Franks offered her $5 million if she conceived him a child.”

    https://apnews.com/8eb4e03d95d4471881d8a7f7de1c8671

    The only thing amiss in this article is this isn’t “surrogacy” by any standard modern definition of the term. Trent Franks was trying to hire women to be impregnated by himself. Not to carry an IVF fetus to term (aka ‘womb rental’). He wanted sex and the babies resulting.

    What does make him? A sexual predator trying repeatedly to entice women into acts of prostitution…and potentially health- and life-risking pregnancies.

    • BTW, I feel nothing but sympathy and pity for his wife. I’m sure he made her life a living hell because she couldn’t indulge his impregnation fetish.

      • clay

        Depending on her immigration status (if she’s still only sponsored family), he holds a club over her head.

    • -M-

      Sex or artificial insemenation. But way over the line under the most charitable and forgiving interpretation possible.

      • Chucktech

        “We can do this easy (let me fuck you) or we can do this hard (turkey baster).”

    • melllt
    • clay

      Seems particularly bizarre, since he made a point of saying he used an IVF clinic that promised not to dispose of the “extra” embryos from 10 years ago. Perhaps he was lying about using an IVF clinic, or he was lying to keep his anti-abortion bona fides in place.

    • Nowhereman

      If he and his wife are so against destroying embryos, why not adopt some embryos that are already created. Better yet, adopt an unwanted baby who is already born.This is one of the craziest cases of on the job sexual harassment that I’ve ever seen.

  • Lazycrockett
  • Spongebob CrankyPants

    Whatever.

  • Rob NYNY

    Too bad he is resigning now. I had such a great idea for his Christmas party: One sprig of regular mistletoe, and one sprig of surrogacy mistletoe in a quiet corner of the room.

  • GanymedeRenard
  • April

    It’s pretty low down to claim your wife’s make believe illness as the reason you need to bail. I guess it takes a real man to face up to a self inflicted scandal.

    • Joe in PA

      “Spend more time with my family” was taken?

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Speaking of babies. This interesting tweet from 2011 just re-surfaced today.

    Yeah, that’s the same Leeann Tweeden that accused Al Franken.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/84fd876002253f4be6aaee5526b50afa0ec1b33c9927f6e6667d94a8267f5b8f.jpg

    • PickyPecker

      All part of the orchestrated hit job.

      • Joe in PA

        And she claims “I never wanted him to resign.”

        Sure Jan.

        • Mike_in_the_Tundra

          She didn’t want him to resign. She wanted him to dig his heels in, so she and her fellow repugs could point at him and say that he did nothing about the accusations just like the orange one did nothing.

  • he’s just so icky. yes, please. go away now.

  • -M-
  • Boreal

    OT:
    If any of us liked tacky shit, we could boycott Chia for its dump chia head which just played on the tv machine.

    • Joe in PA

      Tis the season. “As Seen On TV” 🙂

    • PickyPecker
      • PickyPecker

        The green is an improvement, IMHO.

        • coram nobis

          But it needs ryegrass to get the full consistency of the Donald’s hairpiece.

          • Treant

            A foul calumny, sir! Ryegrass can be the deepest green, most incredibly fine lawn imaginable when treated well. When treated poorly, it’s still very forgiving of its negligent owner.

            Most people just don’t treat any grass well.

          • coram nobis

            In California, the wild grass turns brown once the rains stop in April or so. I always thought Donald’s hair looked sort of like switchgrass or ryegrass in a field, waiting for hungry deer to come by.

          • clay

            Yes, this looks like a hybrid with Tom Jones.

    • Treant

      “The Pottery that Blows!”

    • Stogiebear

      What are the chia people going to do when we get a bald president?

  • coram nobis

    More shoes dropping than in Imelda Marcos’ closet.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Treant

    Well, it saves a couple bucks in ethics committee expenses, at least. I gather there’s no chance that the district goes D.

    • Taylor Bixler

      He had no D opponent in 2016.

  • G Thomas

    $5 Million? Hmmm…. I don’t care what anybody says. For $5 million, I’d probably do it.

    • coram nobis

      CHURCHILL’s GHOST: Would you carry my baby for $5?
      A. What kind of woman do you think I am?
      GHOST: Would you carry Donald Trump’s baby for $5 million?
      A. [ghastly scream]

    • G Thomas

      of course, if she said “ok” for $5 million, he’s probably then think she was a whore, and start trying to talk her down.

  • Nic Peterson

    So it wasn’t all noble surrogacy talk was it? Job duties include actual baby making from gooey start all the way to blood spattered delivery.

    It’s too early for Chardonnay, oh who the hell am I kidding.

  • Ninja0980

    The fact that he resigned without any kind of a fight told you whatever the reason was, it had to be bad, real bad.
    And this is about as bad as it gets.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    Was he offering the money from his wallet, or from the state’s wallet?

  • Helen Damnation™

    If the method of fertilization was ala “turkey baster”, how can this be considered a sexual thing?

  • twb6yz

    ” his wife, who has struggled with fertility issues for years . . .”

    No shit. He married her in 1980 which makes her at least in her late 50’s. She’s post menopausal.

  • Pluto Animus

    How old are these women?

    Creepy Trent Franks is 60.

    Just like Roy Moore. Republicans want to screw women young enough to be their daughters, the fucking insecure lowlifes.

  • Trevor Brown
  • Bomer
  • Benny S.

    Q: What’s the ongoing ailment?
    A: Being married to Trent Franks.

  • Benny S.

    $5 million could have financed the lives of many orphaned children. True to GOP form, life is more valuable BEFORE birth.

  • Ivan T. Errible

    “Havin’ my baby…”

  • Xaca

    Franks was offering one of his staff members $5M to be a surrogate mother. The staff member understood that Franks intended to impregnate her sexually. It can be thus be inferred that Franks also intended to take this woman as a surrogate ‘wife’.

    Franks’ current first 60 year old wife suffers from an ongoing “ailment”, so Franks is literally in the market for a backup, in case his current first old wife dies, of embarrassment, broken heart, or whatever.

    So his wife is approximately 60 years old. And struggling with fertility? I mean…what…do these people study bible-based biology?

    These religious fundamentalists are doing their damnedest to bring back polygamy. And they’ll blame it on gay marriage.

  • Marides48

    So he will have intercourse for the sake of the baby? He also intends to do it with out having an orgasm.

  • Ore Carmi

    I don’t get it. If he had $5 million to give, why didn’t he apply to find an actual surrogate?

    Anyway, another Republican canned? More of this please!

  • Jay Silversmith

    Boy, women need to think faster on their feet. If I had been his aide, I would have taken the $5 million and said, “meet me at the no-tell motel at 8p.m., big daddy.” And then I would have called his wife and had HER meet him there at 8p.m. Then I would have gone SHOPPING !!!

  • Kevin Andrews

    More of the Christ-O-Fascist sexual predators and pedophiles fleeing Washington, District of Corruption like rats from a sinking ship. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6c6baa53da58d33a48e6074635d3e2b0bc1cd79c83b651cc141a58e58ff5dda.png