MSNBC Reinstates Sam Seder After Smear Campaign By Jizz-Obsessed Pizzagate Crackpot Mike Cernovich

The New York Times reports:

MSNBC pulled an abrupt about-face on Thursday, announcing that it had rehired a contributor just days after it fired him when far-right activists drew attention to an inflammatory tweet he posted in 2009.

“Sometimes you just get one wrong — and that’s what happened here,” Phil Griffin, the cable network’s president said in a statement on Thursday announcing that the cable network had rehired Sam Seder, a political commentator and host of the “Majority Report” podcast.

The episode began late last month when Mike Cernovich, the far-right activist, resurfaced a tweet sent by Mr. Seder in 2009 that was meant to mock supporters of the film director Roman Polanski.

The Washington Post reports:

Seder said the tweet was a satirical comment about liberals who were defending Polanski over his conviction in 1978 for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl. “Don’t care re Polanski,” he wrote, “but I hope if my daughter is ever raped it is by an older truly talented man w/a great sense of mise en scene.”

MSNBC, though, initially bought into Cernovich’s logic that Seder had made a reprehensible joke about sexual assault and decided not to renew his appearance contract after it expires in February.

The decision represented an initial victory for Cernovich, who promoted the discredited “Pizzagate” conspiracy against Hillary Clinton and has himself called date rape a fiction perpetrated by liberals.

  • netxtown

    trump is obviously weak. he’s on the third or fifth wife or so…..

    • greenmanTN

      Who knew water could curdle?

      • jmax

        His jizz is rancid McDingle’s fat from too many Big Macs.

        • Helen Damnation™

          EWW!

  • gaycuckhubby

    You say “jizz obsessed” like it’s a bad thing!

    • It’s how I keep my skin moisturized in this bitter cold tbh.

      • mpatreyu

        Why do you think they call it a facial?

      • Bryan

        Works for Liz Phair:
        [nsfw]

        https://youtu.be/KPEu6OC3odM

      • gaycuckhubby

        That’s a beauty regimen I can get behind

        • AmeriCanadian

          Behind or in front of?

        • Steve Teeter

          You know someone’s published a cookbook about cooking with fresh semen. Here: http://cookingwithcum.com/

      • Harley

        No. Better for coffee. It’s gives it that salty-sweetness.

      • Helen Damnation™

        Legendary amateur porn producer Bobby Garcia said it best:
        “It’s good for my skin”.

    • AJD
      • Joseph Miceli

        I LOVE HER!!!!

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      It’s a bad thing if you want the world to think you are straight.

  • Ninja0980

    He flat out stated to CNN that it was a smear campaign but since it worked, they intended to do it to others.
    MSNBC looked bad enough firing him as it was.
    Would have looked worse if they didn’t reverse course after a statement like that.

    • Boreal

      His tactics will work on other people. We love to demonize our own.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Well, isn’t Micke Chernovich a major fucking tool. How do we neutralize him?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Make him into a steer.

    • pch1013

      Cut off his supply of testosterone supplements.

      Or disseminate pictures of his penis, which is undoubtedly microscopic.

  • netxtown

    pineapple works wonder as well for the jizz obsessed…..

    • Lazycrockett
      • netxtown

        Let me judge for myself…..please?

      • AmeriCanadian

        Well of course not…there’s no fructose in it.

        • Hardley

          Well .. actually there is. A friend of mine once asked his science class “why do you think semen contains fructose?” one girl raised her hand and said “is it to make it taste nicer?” – the fructose is there to give energy to the sperms.

      • netxtown

        Turn. Him. Over!

      • coram nobis

        That’s because he’s not from Hawaii after all?

    • Outlaw Woman

      If you want to be mean, eat a bunch of asparagus before attending the orgy.

  • bkmn

    Cernovitch is a type A asshole and MSNBC never should have given his comments any thought.

    • kaydenpat

      Exactly.

  • Chucktech

    Mike’s jizz juice just lost a little of its virile kick. Bet his dick ain’t hard right now…

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Here’s a thought, how about anything sourced from this Cernovich character or that freak O’keef be immediately tossed in the garbage ?

    • Tread

      You would think Buzzfeed would be smart enough, wouldn’t you?

  • JoeMyGod

    A few days ago I tweeted a mention of Cernovich’s obsession with his magical jism. He blocked me ten seconds later.

    • Taylor Bixler

      Yeah, he is a delicate, easily triggered flower….

    • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

      He sounds like a sensitive snowflake to me.

    • coram nobis

      “Precious bodily fluids” are an ideology again, it seems.

      Gen. Turgidson: (reading) “God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural … fluids. God bless you all” and he hung up.
      [beat] Uh, we’re, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.

      President Merkin Muffley: There’s nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.

      Gen. Turgidson: Well, uh, I’d like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in.

      — “Dr. Strangelove”

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      • whollyfool

        I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.

      • teeveedub

        “Dr. Strangelove” seems kind of tame compared to our current administration.

      • NY Law Guy

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    • Uncle Mark

      Using his skewed understanding of sociobiology…shouldn’t his super-jizz have given him kids by now…or have his wives done all they can to stop the replication of his super-DNA? Gotta ask Mike whether his wives sperm-blocked him all these years, or if he’s severely lacking in (ahem) super-sperm.

    • Not magical enough to keep his wife from dumping his deadbeat moocher ass, now was it?

  • Harveyrabbit

    So how long before Cernovitch claims everyone at MSNBC is a pedophile satanist and they run a child porn slave operation in the basement of their HQ? And how long after that does FOX start running chyrons claiming the same thing? And how long after that does tRump tweet it?

    • Taylor Bixler

      He is already tweeting his butthurt – “MSNBC endorses child rape “jokes”

    • Outlaw Woman

      I say this in all seriousness … Cernovich is projecting. One cannot accuse so many people of pedophilia so often and so casually without saying something about himself.

      • -M-

        I think it’s the same tactic as in Russia. Accuse all opponents and opposition of being pedophiles to suppress dissent, deflect attention and derail debate.

        • Helen Damnation™

          It’s also the same tactic as in Donald Trump, accuse all accusers of being liars to suppress dissent, deflect attention and derail debate.

          • -M-

            Yes. But what I meant was it recently clicked for me how a few years ago Russia had the anti gay thugs who called their actions ‘Occupy Pedophilia’ and enacted the law against gay rights activism or speech that labels it propaganda that could affect children etc etc and now the whole ‘alt-right’ is spreading conspiracy theories about pedophiles throughout government while autocrats and petty thugs around the world (Duerte, Russian officials, oligarchs & priests for example) hurl that charge at those who challenge them.

          • Helen Damnation™

            It might be a cold, dark winter. I am not emotionally prepared.

  • Taylor Bixler
    • Daveed_WOW

      Sonny Bono called

  • Ninja0980

    Don’t forget he thinks if you are accused of rape you are a player and that date rape doesn’t exist.
    Why anyone would trust him on issues like this is beyond me.

  • JoeMyGod

    By the way, Cernovich was charged with rape in 2003. “The charge was reduced to misdemeanor battery, for which he performed community service.”

    • kaydenpat

      Wow. Didn’t know that. He should be shunned from polite company. Hope MSNBC doesn’t fall for any of his other nonsense.

    • Amanda B. Rekendwith

      A pity the “community service” wasn’t moving out of the country.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Whenever someone goes on about their ” Super Serum “, every time, it is a sign that it has low viability and weak !

    • Todd20036

      Actually, it’s him trying to explain away even the concept of rape, and that women who claim they didn’t want to be penetrated merely were suing for money.

      Being penetrated is a very personal event. Some people think the idea of not wanting to be, is a lie.

    • BearEyes

      If you have to advertise it’s gourmet, it’s not.

      • vorpal

        I always laugh when I see “Best Authentic Thai Food.”
        Sounds like it came out of the mouth of Trump.

  • AJD
  • BobSF_94117

    Surely he means “When you eat hard and train clean”…

  • Boreal

    Thank you for this heading, Joe. I really needed a laugh.

    • coram nobis

      Nothing smears like jizz, it seems.

  • Taylor Bixler

    Even though MSNBC brought Seder back, expect more of this sort of thing from the rape apologist.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQSqMmXWkAAlDAP.jpg

    • coram nobis

      If past tweets are “fireable”, and Donald has any dicey tweets in his past, does that qualify? Even if “tweet” isn’t listed next to “high crimes and misdemeanors” in the Constitution?

    • Boreal

      And libs will go along with this because of the purity police in our ranks.

      • Ninja0980

        Thank goodness they didn’t with Joy Reid.

  • pch1013

    Cernovich is conclusive proof (as if any were needed, but far too many gay men buy into the “muscles über alles” attitude) that having big muscles does not automatically make someone a better, more worthy person.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Anagram: Mike Cernovich ~ Cock Ever In Him

    • pch1013

      Brilliant! (But the ‘n’ is missing.)

      • m_lp_ql_m

        Actually, “Cock never in him” is more fitting: he’s angry because he can’t get what he craves.

        • Paul_in_Dallas

          I’ll grant that, to some, having a cock “ever in” one can be a pleasant (and pleasurable) thought, my construction “Cock Ever In Him” was simply a nicer way of saying FUCK HIM FOREVER!

  • Texndoc

    Last night Cernovich tweeted his plans to run for Congress and that his internet past would be laughed off as “humor” “satire” and “old news”. He is so toxic he knows it and that Tweet didn’t last the night. I’m thinking the glamorous life of being home everyday doing idiotic periscopes and not having a life isn’t that glamorous or profitable and the ex wife’s alimony payments to him (she ended up a multi million dollar attorney, him not so much) have dried up.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      His settlement was over a million dollars.

      • Texndoc

        Which doesn’t last long in Southern California. He’s always begging for $$$ like a Lohan, even now he has a Twitter Christmas scam up. I get the impression he and the current wife are deadbeats. I read “CernovichLeaks.com” for background.

  • vorpal

    OT: Just wanted to let everyone here know that Phillip in L.A., despite being only about a mile away from the fires ravaging the area, wrote me a few minutes ago to tell me that he and his lovely schnauzer are both safe and sound.

    • HZ81

      Good. Our my best to him. Or, the best I can do. 🙂 I am glad he’s safe!!!

    • Reality.Bites

      Me: I didn’t know Philip had a dog.

      vorpal: He doesn’t.

      All: nyuck, nyuck

    • Dazzer

      Thanks for passing on the news, cat-botherer 🙂

      It may seem weird, but I worry about you lot from this side of the Atlantic.

      • vorpal

        No socks tied around cat tails tonight! Just happy kitty cuddles instead of me being my usual shit disturber self.

        We are an awesome community and I’m glad we keep tabs on each other. Coming here always feels like coming home.

  • BearEyes

    If only NBC had a news division that could have investigated the jizz-boi story before hastily firing Seder
    (Eye roll)

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    So what he’s saying is that a woman’s plumbing somehow conducts a sperm count? As far as I know, without a microscope, eating habits only affect the flavor of a man’s semen. Yes, I’ve conducted research.

  • Mickey Bitsko

    Who runs MSNBC’s HR department, Frank Gaffney?

  • I love dim sum

    I don’t like Seder, he is just another mealy-mouthed Hillary neoliberal apologist. I have zero respect for him.

    • matrem

      You Bernie Bros are just GOP trolls. You’re pathetically obvious.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Yeah, he’s sum dim.

      • I love dim sum

        How am I a GOP troll, when I voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012? I voted Green Party last year because I can’t stand how neoliberals have turned the DNC into a 2nd republican party.

        And I’m certainly not a Bernie Bro, since I don’t like Sanders, after he supported Hillary after she rigged the primary. He should have sued the DNC and ran independent afterwards. He’s a fraud.

  • Pip

    These tweets… spoken like a true rapist.

  • THIS is the one everyone on the left should be screaming about. And I guess enough of us have. MSNBC fired someone who didn’t do anything wrong over the objection of a Neo-Nazi. What a bunch of doormats. And this is yet another reason why cable isn’t worthy paying for. I wouldn’t pay $1 a month to get msnbc never mind the $200+ a month cable costs where I live. So not worth it to pay these motherfuckers.

  • ohbear1957

    Does it smell like a swimming pool in here or is it just me?
    http://www.increasespermvolume.com/is-it-normal-if-sperm-has-strong-odor/
    There’s loads of interesting topics at the website.

  • JerryRich

    I didn’t bother to post a prediction that this would happen, it was so obvious.

  • Jamie_Johnson

    Point number 1,548,393 why Phil Griffin and Andy Lack should both be fired. Neither seem to understand today’s media environment.

  • MaryJOGrady

    Good.

  • JT

    MSNBC Reinstates Sam Seder After Smear Campaign By Jizz-Obsessed Pizzagate Crackpot Mike Cernovich

    Why doesn’t Cernovich just have a semen latte and admit he enjoys it?

  • JAKvirginia

    To quote a woman friend from years ago,
    He may have the seed, but I am the garden.