LIVE VIDEO: White House Press Briefing

If only CNN or MSNBC would launch an on-screen lie counter:

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will stand at her favorite podium on Thursday afternoon for the daily press briefing. Today’s press briefing will begin at 1:30 p.m. EST. Today could be a rare day that forces Sanders to answer questions on policy, and not whatever President Donald Trump was tweeting in the middle of the night.

The dominant theme will likely be the president’s move to officially recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, along with plans to transfer the American embassy from Tel Aviv to the Holy City. There’s also the looming tax reform bill, which has now passed both houses of Congress.

Of course, this is Donald Trump we are talking about here. There is plenty of scandal to go around, which will likely be addressed by members of the White House press corps.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    She got out of bed early to work on her Frankenmas presentation.

  • Bluto
    • coram nobis

      Representing the Cubist Government.

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    • jmax

      I was going to post the same pic.Glad I scrolled down first.

    • Droz

      Don’t forget to buy her brother, Dog Killer – David Huckabee.

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    I still say John C Reilly MUST play her on SNL.

  • Lazycrockett

    Should be interesting to hear her lies bout the World condemning yesterday’s Middle East Fiasco.

  • coram nobis

    Let’s see if any reporter utters the words “Sheldon Adelson.”

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/06/us/politics/trump-embassy-jerusalem-israel.html

  • ETownCanuck
    • Karl Dubhe 2

      I wonder if SNL could get away with that… 🙂

      • Todd20036

        Not if Miss Piggy has anything to say about it

      • Rambie

        Probably not, IIRC the Muppets are owned by Disney

    • james1200
    • Gregory B

      Miss Piggy could do the job better and finish of her enemies with a karate chop or two!

    • Rex

      Oh, hell no.
      I respect Miss Piggy.

      • ETownCanuck

        As do I but she is an actress…a ham, but still an actress 🙂

    • RobynWatts

      No no no….let’s don’t do that to Ms. Piggy or even Kermit’s new girlfriend on “The Muppets.”

      Oh, who am I kidding! *giggle*

    • teeveedub

      There’s too much life in those eyes. If she were really to play SHS, Miss Piggy would have to have cold dead eyes with completely dilated pupils to match the cold dead soul.

  • Boreal
    • stevenj

      Too busy slingin’ hash.

    • RobynWatts

      “Hi, welcome to the Awful House….”

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      “Sarah, honey, i’ll take mine scattered, smothered, covered,chunked, diced, peppered, capped, topped and all the way.” I tell her this every night when I close down the bars.

  • bkmn
    • Treant

      Hey! Doris turned out to be a caring and concerned lady and a good friend to Princess Fiona.

      • Gregory B

        Not onlly that but Doris is far more attractive and has a much better sense of style than that Sanders Huckabee mess…

  • Boreal
    • Daveed_WOW

      One day, my boss accidentally swapped the two formulas. She couldn’t understand why she was struggling to stay awake all day.

  • bkmn

    Please Dir. Mueller, don’t forget about this cow.

  • Daveed_WOW

    Well, at least the daily White House press briefing is Great Again

  • coram nobis

    For some reason I’m reminded of this number, maybe because she’s a leader in this prison and she explains a Republican economic policy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoDS1lWdpjw

    • Joe in PA

      Still funny to see Renee in that movie. 🙂

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Needed that this morning. TY.

  • Joe in PA

    O/T While you wait…an interesting [sometimes-scream-at-the-screen] take on the Franken announcement from MSNBC panel. I offer no comment. 🙂

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=398&v=QHq5DC5WKlY

    • Tread

      Not going to happen. Republicans have been groomed that it’s a football game and that they should try to win at all costs.

    • bzrd

      WTF, 89 million $ to investigate bill Clinton, he didn’t get a free pass.
      Resident Nazi, Moore, nada
      Al Franken has to go ’cause WTF. There should be an investigation or has he be accused of rape or pedophilia?

  • greenmanTN
  • alc2018
    • coram nobis

      “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

  • orion dumptee

    Both DO have on screen lie-counters … sadly,tho, they max out @ 1.5 Quadrillion lies
    (each,that is )

  • Joe in PA

    “Look, the president has been very clear….”

    FU Sarah…just FU.

  • Lars Littlefield

    I’d rather watch The Price is Right. And I loathe The Price is Right.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Come on down!

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/938823880793362432
    Not sorry that karma finally visited this asshole.
    Still remember when he tried to get Hillary’s old senate seat and was rightfully smacked down by the LGBT community who made it clear his two yes votes on the vile Federal Marriage Amendment was a deal breaker.

    • Boreal

      I hate him. He is a total DINO.

      • Ninja0980

        I get you have to be more conservative then not in the South but there were blue dogs who voted no that vile piece of legislation.
        No excuses for that vote, NONE.

    • james1200

      It’s a four alarm fire! Everyone is going down in flames!!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Buh-bye!

    • JohnJay

      He’s a regular contributor on MSNBC, especially Morning Joe. Since they fired Mark Halperin the same day his news came to light, will they do the same with Ford?

  • Bluto

    Did we give up when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor!”

  • Joe in PA

    Pickle does what?

  • halfwaythere

    “A few stories..” – then tells one story. OFFS. Can’t even do the little things right.

  • Bluto

    “No health care, food or shelter, kid, but here’s a fuckin’ toy.”

  • Gustav2

    Every time I say “Christmas” a campaign co-conspirator gets his wings!

    • Tomcat

      I call it Giftmas, because that is what it actually is.

      • Treant

        I like that.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    Franken resigned, as expected

  • Joe in PA

    “Democrat” support. FUCK YOU.

  • Joe in PA

    She’s good with numbers.

  • Bluto

    oooooh, dazzling math skill.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Tomcat

      The Democrats will be blamed, they are always blamed.

    • BobSF_94117

      What a weird way to put the situation. He means the leadership is going to need Dem votes to get a budget, and THEY are the ones who are insisting on the DREAM Act.

  • Bluto

    The people DID NOT elect trump, lying bitch.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    She’s saying that the people voted for a perv in Trump, but can’t stand a D perv?

    Ummm.

  • Gustav2

    No other country will join Trump on Jerusalem.

    • Treant

      One already did–Russia.

      • Gustav2

        That’s Trump’s homeland.

        • Karl Dubhe 2

          Does Trump’s family have any connections to the Germans who emigrated to Russia during Cathrine’s reign?

      • BobSF_94117

        Russia, which has a functioning, indeed hyperactive, foreign policy, had the sense to announce a move of their embassy to West Jerusalem. Not nearly as volatile a change.

        Bit of a mystery to me why they’re sucking up to Israel, except maybe to tamp down some of Israel’s objections to Iran.

  • Joe in PA

    I’m getting close to using the C word. Don’t make me do it Sarah.

  • coram nobis
    • Gustav2

      My kids are fine, thank you, next question?

    • Joe in PA

      Fat lotta good that did. 🙁

    • Tomcat

      Sarah says the president has made his opinion about children’s health clear.
      He is agin it.

  • Bluto

    yeah, courageous & bold. it’s not his life he put on the line.

  • Joe in PA

    Russian sanctions?? Anyone?

  • Bryan

    “I think you wanna take this one.”

  • Bluto
  • KCMC

    brief smile looked so painful

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Why is she always so goddamned “tight on time”?

    • coram nobis

      When’s happy hour?

      • Joe in PA

        D.O.N.U.T.S.

      • Karl Dubhe 2

        Every hour is happy hour!

        Now…

    • KCMC

      Ham biscuit gravy does not make itself

    • Tomcat

      Her turn to babysit shitgibbons.

    • clay

      She has a pie she has to “manage”.
      I’m still thinking that’s code for eating, rather than making.

  • Joe in PA

    I’ve lost count of “look”s.

  • halfwaythere

    I can’t even imagine why she is keeping this job. She can’t be getting paid enough to destroy whatever little shriveled bit of soul she may still have. I would think that the sheer joy of leaving would outweigh any reason to stay.

  • Lazycrockett

    Its amazing that this administration is even thinking of having the notion to pull out of the Olympics cause of Russia being kicked to the curb.

  • Gustav2

    The FBI has “political” leaders?

    Call her out on her BS

  • Joe in PA

    Hillary. Drink!

  • KCMC

    Someone please explain her frock sleeves?

    • Jonathan Smith

      there is NO explaining her frock sleeves.

    • Joe in PA

      She can hide food up there.

    • Treant

      She likes to frock.

      • Jonathan Smith

        Sarah says “frock you” 🙂

    • melllt

      Makes mental note to Google frock sleaves

    • Bluto

      Stolen from the melania’s nightmare before xmas decorations.

      • KCMC

        in fleece sweats, presser and gym ready?

  • Treant

    I gotta go to the Dollar Store for gift bags for soap and whatnot. Wish me luck, this never goes that well…

    • Joe in PA

      Ahh come on…you can do it. 🙂

    • Lazycrockett

      Get Vodka.

      • Treant

        Actually….I could use some. I have around an ounce left–I use it to render scent oils able to dissolve in water.

        • Lazycrockett

          I use it to forget.

        • Joe in PA

          “render scent oils”…sure Jan.

        • TampaDink

          In my way of thinking, this is alcohol abuse. ;-p

          • Treant

            You’re not the only one. But vodka is actually cheaper than perfumer’s alcohol and closer to scentless.

    • Jonathan Smith
      • Lumpy Gaga

        ..has two Mommies?

        • Jonathan Smith

          and a gay uncle.
          this will not end well, assuming they are republican

    • clay

      Does it go better, or worse, than a Sarah Huckabee Sanders WH press briefing? I’m thinking your timing’s not accidental.

    • GeneInSJ

      Hi. I make soap also. I make small batches using the CP method.

      • Treant

        Ditto!

  • Gustav2

    Ending EMT should not happen.

  • Lazycrockett

    I don’t even know why reporters even attend these things.

    • Lizard

      Because their outlets would send someone else if they refused.

  • bkmn

    With Franken resigning I think we need to put some pressure on our NALT Christian allies to speak out about the GOP and their child-chasing problem. It is time to put the fake Christians in the spotlight they have deserved for years.

    • Treant

      I never had sexual relations with that man. Or that man. Or that one. Or…well, no, he and I fooled around a little bit…

      • ByronK

        And the rest of them? Well what the hell do you think?

        • Treant

          Those guys? I totally fucked those guys. Repeatedly.

    • teeveedub

      There’s never a bad time to put fake Christians in the spotlight.

  • Gustav2

    Wait, Sarah is a woman?

    • Jonathan Smith

      so he thinks.

    • Reasonoverhate

      Half woman, half cheeseburger

      • Bluto

        I’ll need emoji clarification.

        • Paula

          🤮🤮🤮

      • KCMC

        Cheesburgler in Sweats dress.

        • bzrd

          tablecloth

      • stevenj

        And the cheese is Velveeta.

    • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

      Perhaps someone should tell her.

    • melllt

      obviously not attractive enough to sexually harass. Wasnt that his defense against his accusers

      • edrex

        hell. even mike pence is willing to dine alone with her.

  • Gustav2

    YOU GUYS ARE GIVING MONEY TO A ‘TROUBLING’ CANDIDATE.

  • melllt

    He treats me well, so umm, all is fine

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      Reminds me of Greta Van Susteren defending Roger Ailes.

  • KCMC

    Is wardrobe dress, jumpsuit, or WTH?

    • Joe in PA

      Hey what do you want…she shops at Omar’s Tent and Awning.

  • Gustav2

    Given the revelations, the probe was???????

  • Bluto

    pearls with a sweatsuit.

    • unsavedheathen

      Pearls before swine in a sweatsuit.

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      The pearls are surgically attached to her neck.

  • Gustav2

    Is the president going to insult the Pearl Harbor survivors?

    • hopefully.

    • Joe in PA

      only if he opens his mouth.

      Oh wait…

      only if he shows up. “(

      • Lumpy Gaga

        [grabs melania’s phone]

        “I got this.”

    • KCMC

      her pearls insult the Pearl Harbor survivors

  • Bluto

    A meeting w/ Pearl Harbor survivors, prime opportunity to diss gold star families.

  • Reasonoverhate

    I’ve said it before but it’s worth repeating….what a vile human being she is!

  • melllt

    The fix is in and they are cooperating? Oh my fucking sides. Jr is claiming attorney client privilege you lie ing dork

  • clay

    Ahh, “Just Concluded”, I missed it.

    • Joe in PA

      She said the president is resigning.

      Ahem.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    I think Fortune Feimster’s Sarah Sanders is much better than Aidy Bryant’s.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG66XsVwj8g

    • Lazycrockett

      I watch this show and its just so dull and lifeless. The only enjoyable ones are the dinner party episodes, which I think Chelsea should continue doing once a month.

  • TrollopeReader

    Could anyone be less happy to do these things??

    C,mon, c’mon…got move quickly, NEXT ? ooops, too slow, NEXT?

  • Tempus Fuggit
  • JAKvirginia

    Joe? Can you possibly use the most recent pick of Scarah? I like to follow her fashion choices and stay current with what’s on sale at Marshals. Thanx.