CNN Runs Supercut Of Trump’s Sniffles And Slurring

Raw Story reports:

President Donald Trump’s sniffle-and-slur-filled speech announcing his plans to formally recognize Jerusalem as Israel’s capital drew widespread ridicule across the web — but it’s not the first time the president has encountered such problems when speaking publicly. The video, which is narrated by Jeanne Moos, includes Trump’s sniffles from both his Jerusalem speech and from past public speaking events such as his presidential debate in 2016 with Hillary Clinton.

  • Treant

    The cocaine is a harsh mistress. If we suddenly see him dropping weight but sniffling more, well, keep in mind that stuff is lousy for your heart. There’s always hope.

    • edrex

      “dropping weight.” HA!

      • Treant

        …not gaining weight at a pound every 3 days the way he has been doing…

        (interestingly, that’s an excess of about 1,150 calories per day. How do you even manage that?)

        • Paula

          Hell, he eats around 60,000 calories a day from all the McDonalds they buy.

          • Christopher

            I wish we could talk him into doing a gravy keg stand.

          • Paula

            Ohhhhh, invent a gravy bucket challenge just for him.

          • Rambie

            Or hot bacon grease shots challenge.

          • Helen Damnation™

            Yum, pork fat.

          • Rambie

            But only when it’s hot and fresh from the pan!

          • Helen Damnation™

            Hm. I could say that about another particular sticky substance…

          • Dazzer

            You’re evil!
            (I love the way you think.)

          • clay

            He should grant an interview with Todd Starnes, and see what that sparks. Maybe at tomorrow’s opening celebration for the Mississippi Civil Rights Museum?

        • Tawreos

          Does someone want to make a McDonalds run

    • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

      Doesn’t everyone have an endocrinologist as their primary care physician for over 30 years even though they claim to have no health problems? [i.e. long term addiction to Rx amphetamines]. He has all the classic symptoms. I believe Vanity Fair did a length piece on this during the campaign. It could also explain why he can eat two burgers, to filet of fish & fries for lunch and not be Chris Christie sized (or dead).

      President Dollhands McPussyGrab is right out of Valley of the Dolls (with worse hair)

      • Jeffg166

        Have you seen his ass? Chris has nothing on Donald.

        • melllt

          That’s depends, my friend.

          • Todd20036

            What you did there, I see it.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Well congress and the prez and the vice should all be drug tested. They want to force welfare recipients to do it

        • Lantor

          While a brilliant idea, I doubt that’d ever see the light of day.

          • clay

            Tell the Executive Branch that’s an act of solidarity with Russian athletes.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      I thought some people on long term cocaine abuse actually gained weight….
      Snort a line eat a couple big macs

      • Tawreos

        When they need him to lose weight they will switch him to crack for a bit to even it all out.

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          The fucker needs opium so he just lays on a divan in the oval office and sleeps. A sleeping baby dictator makes a peaceful country

  • Christopher

    I’m still holding out that it was a stroke.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/135ef41a53c27c0087ac996d6f6596b9271c39873b19a09795d03466bb61bd2c.png

    Hey! Don’t take away my dreams!

  • Smokey

    I’m sure that any day now he will “pivot” and become all presidential-like in appearance and speech.

    • Christopher

      And here I thought I was the crazy one around here. 😉

      • Smokey
        • Harveyrabbit
          • Tawreos

            This is just wrong. The Clampett’s had a hell of a lot more intelligence than these idiots could ever hope to have, not to mention style and class.

          • Harveyrabbit

            The Beverly Hillbillies still cracks me up when I see it on TV. Not too many old sitcoms age very well.

          • Christopher

            And a moral compass.

          • Mark McGovern

            Actually, a bit of trivia: Buddy Ebson (Jed) campaigned against Nancy Kulp (Miss Jane) in her 1984 run for congress even though she was running in PA and he resided in California. He was a life long Republican and felt she was too liberal.

          • Tawreos

            People who vote for the GOP always have found it hard not to be an asshole.

          • AlternativeQuacks

            The Trumps have been compared to other 60s TV families as well.

            https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jk2XND3C83I/hqdefault.jpg

          • Daveed_WOW

            Oh poo. The Addams’ were a lot more fun. They enjoyed misery for it’s own sake and didn’t inflict it on others.

          • Daveed_WOW

            I’ve been known to call this group Hillbilly, but – frankly – all the Hillbillies I know are sharp enough to dress up on occasion, like when they’re working in the White House.

    • Tawreos

      Once he dies that is how the GOP will remember him

      • Jeffg166

        They’ll have to bus people in to line the streets of DC for his funeral.

        • Harveyrabbit

          What’s bus fare from Alabama to DC?

          • clay

            week-day, at least 48 hours in advance, one-way = $152

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          Egyptian nobility were known for having paid mourners at their funerals….

        • Christopher
        • Tawreos

          They will probably just do it the German way and order all the businesses on or close to the parade route to close at a certain time and march them to a preassigned spot on the route. If anyone felt they did not wanted the day off from work they had to have government permission to miss work that day. Do it that way and you have screaming people lining the whole route.

        • clay

          Unless cheering is allowed.

          • Spray on abs

            HA!

      • melllt

        Wtf. That’s how they see him now.

      • Harveyrabbit
      • clay

        He had “presidential” hair.

        • Tawreos

          They better check the graves of all of the dead presidents to see whos hair that is made of.

      • cleos_mom

        And a new generation of the clueless will remember him as “a nice man.”

        It’s been done. [Reagan]

    • JackFknTwist

      Ha ha ha ….any day now !

  • Do Something Nice

    Get ready for the tweet storm. President Polident is going to lose his shit.

    Edit: I mean President Poligrip!

  • TampaZeke

    Have some coke and a smile!

    • Hank

      Here you Go….
      I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib-Qiyklq-Q

      • Christopher

        That was a great campaign!

        I know they brought it back once. They should do it again. If we have to be bombarded by commercials, then they should at least be entertaining.

        • Gustav2

          With fake New Coke?

          • Christopher

            LOL

            Uh, no.

            Crystal Pepsi forever! 😉

        • Helen Damnation™

          Back when I had trouble sleeping, I use to visualize this commercial, visions of people holding hands across the world, while humming the song in my head. Don’t laugh, it worked!

        • JCF

          Thank you, Don Draper! 😉

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxtZpFl3pPM

      • Dazzer

        This was the version by the New Seekers, which went to No 1 around the world:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkFarwjMHL8

    • stanhope

      Sniff, sniff LOL

  • HZ81

    He’s functionally retarded? Without the ‘functionally’ part?

  • bkmn

    Orange is going to be pissed

  • Gustav2

    OT: A yuge majority of American want more than a snifflegate investigation.

    A new Quinnipiac poll finds 70% of Americans believe the U.S. Congress should investigate allegations of sexual harassment against President Trump, while 25% say he should not be investigated.

    https://poll.qu.edu/national/release-detail?ReleaseID=2505

    • bobbyjoe

      The other 5% are all the Americans he harassed.

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      • EdmondWherever

        No, he’s harassed 100% of Americans.

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          • EdmondWherever

            Trump isn’t the only one harassing Americans….

    • Nick in Pasadena

      Any “investigation” won’t have to look very far. He admitted it himself, on camera, for all the world to see.

  • Jerry Kott

    it is known that lying dries out your mouth.

    • Tomcat

      So does sucking ones own cock and he does a lot of that.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Only by proxy. He would never be able to reach the skin tag equivalent even if he were flexible enough.

        • Daveed_WOW

          I think the tummy would get in the way. Or so I’ve heard.

  • boobert

    But he has a physical soon , and we’ll all know the results ! lol https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/938866225026871297

    • Tawreos

      I am guessing he will be the healthiest president ever once his personal doctor gets a hold of the charts.

    • Tomcat

      He doesn’t need a physical he needs a physic. He is full of shit.

    • Mall Tree

      Something with a painful anal probe would be nice.

      • Tawreos

        Do you really want to risk unleashing the 200 pounds or so of shit he has stored up?

        • Christopher

          He is the human equivalent of a colostomy bag.

          • charemor

            Or as Christopher Hitchins said anout Jerry Falwell “if he had been given an enema, he could have been buried in a match box”

        • clay

          It’s okay, US Navy bases have containment procedures.

    • Daveed_WOW

      I hate to say it, but if a loved one has slurred speech, take them to the emergency room. It could be a stroke or other illness that affects the brain. Sometimes it’s the only sign of something serious.

      PS Donald Trump is not a loved one.

      • clay

        By us, or even by Hope Hicks.

  • Lazycrockett

    Needs more Benny Hill music.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

  • Pluto Animus

    Sorry, Joe, this is not going to cheer us up.

    We are too bummed about Al Franken.

    • Girlgoon

      Maybe Franken could still ghost write speeches for us

  • Guess

    That’s all the slurs CNN had time for.

  • Scoot

    Ugh. The way he constantly snorts and smacks and grunts whenever he talks, it turns my stomach. It sounds like he’s a hog eating slop. I can’t listen to it.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    All that cocaine use is messing with his mucous membranes… first the loose dentures and now the over active sinuses

    • Girlgoon

      There must be some way to blame the radical left….

      • pch1013

        “It’s Obama’s fault for letting all the coke-dealing illegals in!”

    • MonochromeMouse

      Drug abuse would explain the mystery man with a backpack that was caught jumping the white house fence twice without ever being arrested or identified.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • gaycuckhubby

      Woot! Get em McMuffin!

    • BobSF_94117

      American women may just end up delivering the Congress to the GOP. They better start working on their GOP sisters.

      • Todd20036

        So they really will be surrogate mothers!

  • melllt

    Calling on all jmg denture wearers out there.
    Jeanne Moos says Donald is “not known to wear dentures,” but he’s also “known” to be worth a kajillion billion dollars, so who fucking knows.
    I’m trying to imagine wearing dentures, and in my imagination, if my teefers started to slip, (and i was Donald) I could see how a big sniff could be used to cover up trying to rearrange dentures. Is my imagination at all accurate? Or does the Orange one have some sort of drug problem?

    • Treant

      You could tell with my grandfather because he’d close his mouth, tap his teeth, and then keep talking.

      I cannot imagine that Dumpy would have dentures. He’s supposedly more than rich enough for implants. Even my mother has three.

      I just have a crown bridge.

      • coram nobis

        Maybe his brain is slipping.

      • Miji

        No dentures here, bit I do have two implants. Even if rich enough, perhaps he is too much of a pussy for the implant procedure. There can be a lot of discomfort, especially if any bone grafting is needed to get adequate mass to install the anchors. I didn’t have much problem myself, but a friend of mine had a terrible time getting hers.

        • Treant

          Mom also needed the grafts. Not fun, but she really didn’t complain too much.

  • Mall Tree

    Impeach that cokehead.

  • unsavedheathen

    Cocaine or a stroke? Both? Neither?

    • Marides48

      That was my reaction too.

    • Girlgoon

      Hoping all of the above

  • Hank

    Herr Drumpf most DEFINITLY Inhales!!!

    • AlternativeQuacks

      That was what Carrie Fisher said.

      • Hank

        She most likely would have known, as she probably hung out in NYC in the 70s-80s at the same clubs as Herr Drumpf.

        • pch1013

          From what I gather, it was not possible to go to Studio 54 – as Trump did – and *not* do coke.

          (Source: my BF, who used to go to Studio 54.)

  • Tomcat

    Nasal drip. Lot of people suffer from that in Winter. Sniffing keeps it from making it to end of nose. Personally I am embarrassed by how much I sniff and I do not wear dentures or use ANY drugs.

    • whollyfool

      That wouldn’t cause the slurring tho….

      Unless he’s taking something for it that affects him that way I guess….

  • misterjack

    I love how Orangeturd waves his wee doll hands as he takes a big sniff.
    #jazzsniffs

  • GanymedeRenard
    • Tawreos
      • GanymedeRenard
        • clay

          “Ooh, yeah, tap that ass.”

          • GanymedeRenard

            “Harder!”

          • clay

            “SLAP IT!”

            [I’m sorry; we now return to our normally scheduled broadcast.]

          • GanymedeRenard

            “Yes, right there!”

        • Tawreos

          I am not sure I want to sexually harass Tinkerbell just to get high. =)

          • GanymedeRenard

            Oh but I’m almost sure you’ve sexually experimented with fairies before. 😉

          • Tawreos

            But I only spank them when either they ask me or haven’t given the safe word yet

          • GanymedeRenard

            I know you to be a good person, of course!

          • Tawreos

            Well, thank you very much =)

  • BobSF_94117

    Pence sure seems more like a minder than a VP.

    • clay

      The WH email blast mentioned Pence, today, but did not give any schedule for him other than shadowing Turmp. Similarly, Mother was mentioned as shadowing Melainia as she praised hurricane survivors in Texas (not Puerto Rico).

  • gaycuckhubby

    BREAKING… CNN reporting that previously undisclosed emails show follow up between Trump campaign and Russia after the Trump Tower meeting.

    Including getting Trump on Russia social media? And the emails discuss DNC hacking.

    • AlternativeQuacks

      Nobody besides CNN seems to have picked this up yet. I hope CNN is being careful about their sources.

  • AlternativeQuacks
  • david

    RIP August Ames.

  • dcurlee

    Sorry that slurring wasn’t caused by slipped dentures

    • Jerry Kott

      With his money, he would not have dentures. He would have permanent dental implants.

      • charemor

        Probably too cheap to buy implants.

    • -M-

      And I’m sorry it wasn’t caused by choking.
      😏😈

  • Scott MB

    Did anyone see his signature from that EO or whatever? It is sloppy as crap, looks nothing like his other ignatures, very sloppy. That along with the slurring of speach and the fact he won’t got to Bethesda for his annual medical exam, as every president has done in the past, make one think there may be undisclosed medical issues. Maybe even issues that would bar him from the presidency?!

    http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/white_house_trump_s_speech_was_slurred_because_his_throat_was_dry_watch_and_decide

    • AlternativeQuacks

      It’s worth pointing out that John McCain has a probably fatal brain tumor and he seems much less impaired than Trump.
      https://twitter.com/GStuedler/status/938878470440062976

      • Friday

        Honestly, I thought McCain’s outbursts and occasional violent *military policy rhetoric* should have disqualified him from that office. I know what PTSD can be like, and he got it while serving under the American flag, but it’s a real damn injury and I did not think he was any more qualified to be POTUS, notably Commander in Chief, on that basis than he would be qualified to be a lifeguard because of his very real physical injuries.

        And it was *very* clear to me that those outbursts were PTSD talking. Also I have little doubt that some of his more-subtle wafflings and reactions as a Senator have been so as well, especially as the moment he got back from his POW experience he was taken under the wing of certain wealthy Christianist interests who of course as usual projected this idea his *opponent* in an election was the ‘Manchurian Candidate’ when of course it was actually McCain who was actually messed with by actual Communists.

        He’d seem of course positively statesmanlike compared to Dubya and Drumph, but the fact remains, he’d have outbursts about bombing Iran when there wasn’t anything going on there but verbal barbs.

      • Todd20036

        Does that guy have an apartment encased in his skull?

    • clay

      No physician and no barber for 11 months. Watch the tiny doll hands to see if he stops trimming his nails, too.

    • Friday

      I saw his last signing on TV in motion, not the signature, it did look even more exaggeratedly-large than usual, and done more quickly than I would expect since he seems to revere nothing so much as his own name. It’s possible versions released to the media have been tidiest-sample-for autopen all along, but they usually look very meticulous and uniform.

      Handwriting analysis can be very dubious, (seriously, ‘experts’ would ascribe all kinds of personality traits to little flourishes and stylings I add to my handwriting just so I can read it later. It’s really about being a bit ‘double-jointed’ and an old hand injury. 🙂 ) Body language was different this time, though. I think he was trying to look confident but writing bigger to slow the process down.

  • Maybe he’s got poppers up his nose.

    • Daveed_WOW

      That’s one possible explanation, yes.

  • No More GOP.

    Cocaine’ll do that to ya, I understand.

  • James in Hollywood

    A manure salesman with a mouth full of samples.

  • Gustav2
  • Friday

    Gods, what a grating voice on that lady.

    I did notice on all the corporate media down here, they just edited out all of that from their clips, not to mention the *closed captions* omitted a key word from a statement about it to make some local reactions in Jerusalem ‘sound’ positive. (no, I’m not hearing-impaired, there’s just often background noise in the workshop where the TV is so I keep those on a lot.)

    • Natty Enquirer

      That’s Moos’ shtick. She’s kind of the female Andy Rooney.

  • ColdCountry

    And because they mentioned it:
    https://youtu.be/QcN4QBElMkE

  • Helen Damnation™

    If the slurring wasn’t a manifestation of dry mouth (?) then a mini-stroke should be considered; the exact same thing happened to my mom twenty years ago. (Also called a trans-ischemic attack, or TIA) She doesn’t have Alzheimer’s but her memory is fucked.

    • Gianni

      That happened to my mother, also. She had repeated TIA’s and each one chipped a little piece off her memory until she couldn’t remember what she said two minutes ago. One time I watched the clock as she asked me the very same question roughly every 2 or 3 minutes for 45 minutes straight. I couldn’t be annoyed or angry, it was too painful to see.

      • Helen Damnation™

        The funny thing is now, is that mom is more active than me. She stays in the streets, racing from one great-grandbaby to another, and digs in her many gardens for hours on end. Chill, baby!

        • Gianni

          Glad to hear your mom keeps so active. Certainly can’t hurt. Best wishes. 🙂

  • Marvin

    There were over 25 candidates for president in 2016. There was only one candidate who pledged to protect the LGBTQ communities from attacks from the radical muslims. Donald J. Trump. This Trump hate is absolutely baffling.

    • olandp

      Radical Muslims aren’t our biggest problem at the moment. the Dotard is.

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        The Religious Right worries me more than Musilms, they are the biggest threat to this nation besides Dipshit Donny. The Religious Right would love to implede Russian style anti LGBTs laws in America and ban Abortion and Birth Control to name a few vile laws. I dont lay awake at night worryig about Musilm extremists, I do fear our extremist especally since they are fervent Trump supporters and hold key postions in his administration

        • pch1013

          Little does that Trump-fellating mental defective realize that because of God-Emperor Liddle’ Donnie, Muslim shopkeepers may soon be legally entitled to put up “NO GAYS ALLOWED” signs. Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?

    • Gianni

      Yeah, my friends and I are constantly threatened by radical Muslims. Think about it. It’s totally outlandish and non-nonsensical. Better he do something realistic like protect us from religious freedom freaks.

      • Friday

        I’ve occasionally *been* threatened by radical Muslims. I didn’t use that as an excuse to kowtow to real estate scammers and televangelists. I’m a Pagan. I said “I have no quarrel with you prayrng, but you won’t convert me, they said, “We’ll convert you by the sword last, then. ” “I said, “Then that’ll be an interesting day. We got swords, too. You better practice.”

        He didn’t like a gal saying that, not with his spare tire on him. What the fuck did we forget here about land of the *free* and home of the *brave,* dammit?

        • Gianni

          Sorry you hear you had such a run-in with radicals. Religion has been so subverted by so many that it can be used to intimidate, harass, and threaten so readily.

    • pch1013

      Президент Путин благодарит тебя за поддержку.

    • It’s not radical Muslims that is LGBTQ worry, but the radical Christians here in our own country.

      • Friday

        Christianists act like I’m supposed to worry about that brand of bat an Abrahamic monotheist is swinging, like it makes any version OK.

    • Halou

      It’s not a Muslim who is barring transgender patriots from serving in the military, nor a Muslim AG who filed a paper in defence of a bakery that refused to serve gay customers. Oh, and Roy Moore isn’t a Muslim either.

    • evan_or

      Whatever, Nutjob Marvin. Blocked. I don’t want to see this regurgitated Breitbart blather.

    • ECarpenter

      This is a troll trying to get you upset. Don’t feed him.

      • Friday

        I don’t mind a punching bag right now. He won’t be back.

    • Friday

      What’s *baffling* is you a) believing that, and b) thinking anyone else did and c) thinking that bullshit has any resmblance to the anti-LGBT bullshit he’s unremittantly *done,* right up to endorsing a kiddie-diddler Fundie Senate candidate that insists we should all be Biblically murdered. For ‘Values.’

      Where do you pretend you’ve been? Everyone in the Northeast including *banks* has known Drumph was a pathological liar and deadbeat for *decades.*

      Also, so you know, Trumpencesessions have actually undid all the Federal hate crimes and nondiscrimination laws that his actual opponent in the election pledged to uphold, so you’re full of shit.

  • Ken Berry

    FUCK. I used to hate it when the coke made my teeth go numb.

  • JT

    Time to remove this asswipe criminal traitor for mental incapacity.

  • drbrentzenobia

    Nothing a little blow won’t fix.

    • Reality.Bites

      Melanoma is over that

  • Halou
    • Friday

      *leaning on two keys.*

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      🙂

  • MassageBear

    “No shame in having dentures, but Trump having dentures? Shame! Because he's vain as hell.”DO NOT TWEET #DentureDonald. He’s shenshitive. pic.twitter.com/GEigFXtODq— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) December 7, 2017

  • Markus Krampus

    COCAINE it’s so obvious.