ADULTERICIOUS: Court Records Reveal Roy Moore Began Dating Future Wife Before She Was Divorced

The Washington Examiner reports:

Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore’s account of when he began dating his wife Kayla would place the start of their courtship before her divorce from her first husband, according to court documents.

This comes as the Moore campaign’s defense of the retired judge against multiple allegations of sexual misconduct hinges on disputing minute details of the accusers’ versions of events.

On Tuesday afternoon, the Washington Examiner asked Moore’s campaign to explain apparent contradictions between his account of his relationship with Kayla Kisor and information contained in public records.

“Regardless of when they met, Judge and Kayla did not date while she was still with her ex-husband or legally married,” campaign spokesman Brett Doster responded by email.

More from Mediaite:

When reached for comment, a Moore spokesperson told the Examiner that their questions about Moore’s courtship of his wife were “really scraping the bottom of the barrel.”

But, as the Examiner points out, the Moore campaign “has been eager to discredit his accusers based on alleged inconsistencies in marginal details of their accounts, down to the location of a dumpster at the Old Hickory House restaurant, outside of which a former waitress claims she was sexually assaulted by Moore.”

Moore has been accused by a number of women of preying on them decades ago, many of whom claim they were young teenagers at the time. Moore has denied all the allegations, casting them as part of a grand conspiracy by the media, Democrats and the Republican establishment to take him off God’s path.

According to his own book, Moore first spotted Kayla at her high school dance recital. Moore was in his 30s at the time and many have questioned why an unmarried man with no children would attend a dance recital for teenage girls.

  • FAEN

    Dear Roy-

    When would you like to schedule your stoning? Please get back to us ASAP. We know how much faith you put in religion.

    The Bible

  • Ninja0980

    Who has the stones?

    • Tawreos

      I have packets of gravel ready to go and my bigger rock supplier will be here Friday

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Better a millstone,…

        • Tawreos

          Millstones would end the “fun” to quickly.

  • Rick

    What a despicable creature.

  • geoffalnutt

    Yes, Praise the Lord, Roy!!!

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Somehow this is Obama’s fault, but I need to wait for Fox News to explain it to me.

    • Mark Cross

      It’s very simple: Obama sent Hillary’s private email server back in time to make Roy do it…

  • Ray Page

    So he’s a pervert and she’s a skank? Gives new meaning to those Alabama family values, don’t it?

    • Tom Furgas

      Anyone who believes in “family values” never met my family, with “values” like stealing from your brothers, wrecking the car and pretending nothing happened, secret daytime drinking, getting pregnant by some insurance salesman and forcing your husband to raise the child, etc. etc. etc.

      • Todd20036

        And you did all that in ONE weekend?

        Dang! You’re hard core!

      • Todd

        My husband’s first cousin tried to arrange a three-way with the two of them and the cousin’s girlfriend. Mind you, this is the first time my husband and the cousin had ever met. It was also probably the last time. There was, of course, the option to leave out the girlfriend if it would have made it happen. My husband’s reaction was a very strong “EWWWWW” followed by a shower to wash off the very thought.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Slow down, I’m taking notes!

    • Chitown Kev

      No, not really.

  • Chicken_Flucker
  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    Makes zero difference to Alabama voters. The more it pisses off liberals, the more excited they are to vote for him.

    Policy and issues are hard. Pissing off ‘other’ is something they can comprehend.

  • JoeMyGod

    “If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbor, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.” – Leviticus 20:10….

    • FAEN

      “That part of the Bible was written by the devil. Jesus spoke to me about that.”

      Roy Moore and his tiny gun

    • Natty Enquirer

      Jesus something something.

    • Frostbite

      Uh. They already cherry picked that one out.

    • Jeffg166

      IOKIYAR. Wink, wink.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Hey, there’s our good ole buddy Leviticus!

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      Kim Davis Award!

    • gaycuckhubby

      If you weaponize the bible against a minority group then expect it to come back and bite you in the ass

      • Tawreos

        Oh please, the rules in the bible only apply to godless heathens not good god fearing christians that try to push their beliefs on everyone else.

      • Steverino

        The double-edge sword.

        • David Walker

          …created the double-standard life.

    • Christopher

      “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”

      I think I read that somewhere…
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5f65e3c2856da8ac0c041b5f2612179cc20c81d52b777f090b68dbf2bf72c74e.jpg

      Edited to add: He looks like he’s looking directly at that particular commandment.

      • Tawreos

        Statues always impress the teenage girls

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Actually, Roy’s remix looks like the one that leaves out “covet thy neighbor’s wife”. (Although “adultery” is still in there. Probably why he’s splitting hairs today about when, exactly, he started banging little Kayla.)

      • carrot festival

        Pueblo-esque building, someone’s Rubbermaid Storage shed, one flag flapping and the other limp…the lord sure works in mysterious photoshop ways.

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      • Buford

        He’s as hard as that granite just thinking about it…

      • vorpal

        The Ten Commandments are his bucket fuck-it list.

      • Pip

        But the Ten Commandments are part of the old testament. That only applies to the gays.

        Not sure what his excuse is though for ignoring Jesus when he declared in the New Testament Matthew 19:9 “And I tell you this, whoever divorces his wife and marries someone else commits adultery–unless his wife has been unfaithful.”. From what I was always told by my pompadour sporting pastor (the times I was forced to go to church) that applies to the women folks too.

    • carrot festival

      When?

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      Hey, we all know that for Republican adulterers, the sky’s the limit! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f78bbc4f8547354ef2232acfed134bf003b5d2356fe54b8dba86cb6b9f2e4d13.jpg

    • JAKvirginia

      Leviti-who?
      — Roy Moore (allegedly)

    • crewman

      7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
      9. Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
      10. Thou shall not covet.

      Maybe if he had these written somewhere nearby it would help him be a better person.

      • 11. Thou shall not covet young girls at Malls.. Especially near Forever 21 Store..

    • Lawerence Collins
    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Surely. Let it be written, let it be done.

    • BockMcMillan

      He’s probably been “born again” after his wife’s divorce, which immediately exculpates him from all sins he has previously committed.

      Isn’t that a nifty and handy trick? Those of us who are non-believers should adopt the custom in some way…

    • Stubenville

      Works for me.

  • PickyPecker

    Won’t matter. I’m sure they both cleared it with gawd first.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Tawreos

      I always think of this guy when I think about Moore, followed closely by the wrestler in the singlet with the great body.

  • Frostbite

    Yeah but he’s GOP, so it’s ok. Nothing to see here.

  • crewman

    “Dear Lord, please fill thy imperfect vessel to do thy most righteous bidding.”
    Problem solved, all forgiven. Being Baptist or Evangelical means never having to be accountable.

  • greenmanTN

    In Roy’s defense, who could have resisted her obvious charms and come-hither eyes? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ae239106060dd19f68013e76ef143d646485cea6245f615e06a5a9a859cc8171.jpg

  • gaycuckhubby

    The hypocrisy is tasty. But this won’t change anything.

  • Gustav2

    Wait….the pedo married a divorced woman?

    Stone them!

  • Why do I get the feeling that photos of this man worshipping at a satanic alter are going to emerge.

    • Christopher

      Please, Satanists are more moral than Moore.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Roy Moore, Franklin Graham, Tony Perkins … THIS has become the Christian brand.
    Normal Episcopalians, Presbyterians, Methodists, etc. are gonna have to get loud and outspoken to counter this. If you want your religion to have any credibility or relevance in decent society, it’s no longer an option to sit silently while these characters take you down with them.

    • Tawreos

      They should remain silent. If they have been alright living with the hateful lying assholes then they should be OK with dying by the hateful lying assholes.

      • Cackalaquiano

        I don’t think they (liberal Christians) are okay with it at all. And I don’t really think they’re fully on the sideline in this culture war. I’m just saying they’re being completely drowned out and lumped in with these hatemongers. They need a concerted, focused effort to counter it.

        • Tawreos

          The problem is that they loathe talking bad about a fellow christian so their is not much of a way to distinguish good from bad.

          • Cackalaquiano

            Maybe they’re being “polite” in not trashing these assholes, but the time for that is over IMO.

          • David Walker

            And while I agree with your statements, I wonder if “real Christian” might be used along with “liberal Christian”? I have the feeling they may be two different things, but I’d view, for example, Jimmy Carter as both a liberal and real Christian, despite being baptist. I don’t think President Carter is the only one.

        • Todd20036

          Nowadays, liberal Christian is an oxymoron.

          Liberals don’t need a made up deity to do good.

        • marshlc

          They may not be on the sidelines, but they’re awfully silent. There is nothing to keep them from being as loud as the fundagelicals except their own complicity. They should be shouting louder than atheists – it’s their religion, after all, which is being tarred by this brush.

          My feeling is that they are *allowing* themselves to be drowned out. Because it’s easier/Because they kinda sorta agree with the assholes.

          • At least some of them are not speaking up because they view it as a “good thing” that the courts and government are being infiltrated by other christers. They envision a christer dominated state with christer influenced laws. They are blind to a possible Handmaid’s Tale-like future because they refuse to believe that a christer state could be anything but benevolent.

        • I think one of the mistakes of liberal christians is that they do not see people like Roy Moore as being representative of christianity. To them he is a Republican, and they speak out against him as if he were just a Republican, rather than fighting him as conservative christian. By doing this I think they are losing their religion to the extremists. This is all anecdotal as I grew up in a liberal christian home.

          • gaycuckhubby

            Spot on, Liam

          • Aww thanks! 🙂

      • Mark

        Remember the group Not All Like That? I kinda do but not a peep out of them….

        • David Walker

          My impression of them, about 6 months after it started up, was that it was a site to post a video saying “we’re not all like that,” maybe even say “some of my friends are…”, but never a call to action to organize and put their words into action. I forget if Dan Savage helped organize it or just endorsed it, but I wouldn’t put it on my resume if I were him.

    • gaycuckhubby

      👏👏👏

  • netxtown

    OT: I suggest we abandon – immediately – any ‘orange’ references to the dotard.

    From CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/06/health/colorscope-orange/index.html

    Eiseman pointed out that when top
    designers feature a color, there is much of an aspirational quality that
    it takes on. One might not be able to afford a Hermes scarf, but one
    could certainly find that “look” and color for a lower price, she said.

    Since
    the mid-1990s, she said, orange has steadily grown more of a favorite,
    and every year, we have seen that it still stays in the color palette.
    “With color trends, colors are favorites for a number of years, and then they retreat in the background,” she said.

    “That has not happened with orange,” she said. “Orange has stayed.”

    • Tawreos

      Unless one is an Oompa Loompa, orange is not a natural color for skin, and is not likely to ever be.

      • netxtown

        In redneck math: Deplorable = Oompa Loompa

        • Tawreos

          If we could mandate that they all have to paint themselves the same color as the head deplorable it would make it much easier to avoid that particular brand of asshole.

    • AJ Drew

      Oh, I don’t know, I’m ok with the orange trend continuing for a while longer…

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d3fe617fbc58ee8a396057512c093977203f65ab876d3a514a791f635fa5f70e.jpg

      • netxtown

        Of this, I must agree!!

  • Renfield

    “many have questioned why an unmarried man with no children would attend a dance recital for teenage girls.”

    Is there a question? He’s a pedophile. He goes where the children are. It’s real simple.

  • Jay George

    I am so sick of his ugly, mean, hateful, pedo face. Being in Alabama, it’s everywhere I look these days. Can we please have a bag over his head?
    https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/24313044_10215406325336444_3474245986192722317_o.jpg?oh=96457f6dd1be84bdc03b30bac5f283e9&oe=5AD1AE97

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
  • Baltimatt

    I’ll post this again.
    I Corinthians 7:10-11

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Corinthians+7%3A10-11&version=NIV

    10 To the married I give this command (not I, but the Lord): A wife must not separate from her husband. 11 But if she does, she must remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband. And a husband must not divorce his wife.

    Paul is more stringent than Jesus, but says he’s speaking for the Lord.

    These people don’t follow their own Bible when it’s inconvenient.

    • Tom Furgas

      Yes, they cherry-pick that tome as is convenient for them. Hypocrites and deluded assholes, on the whole.

    • Ranger One

      They never believed in God, the Bible or morality. They just did it for power.

    • Joba

      It is similar to the rules they have over the Baltimore Sun talk forums that you ignore.
      Some people don’t follow their own TOAs when convenient ! 😄😄😄👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • Gustav2

    Moore’s courtship of his wife were “really scraping the bottom of the barrel.”

    The jokes write themselves.

  • Puck

    Typical christian, regardless of when whore got a divorce, their religion does not validate a divorce. So whore and roy have been in a adulterous relationship from the start. Need to get daughter phelps down there to alabamy!!!

    • Statistics Palin

      Real whores have too much integrity to even speak to Roy Moore.

      • netxtown

        Sounds like a TV show “The Real Whores of Birmingham”

    • Beth Sanders

      He is NOT a Christian Mr. Puck.

  • Michael R

    He moved on her like a bitch
    ( which was totally appropriate )

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Dear fundajelicals, can I refuse to bake them a cake?

  • Gigi

    So she was married when she was 14? What a messed up state!

    • boatboy_srq

      Wait until you meet a 30 year old grandparent. That’s eye-opening.

  • gaycuckhubby

    This is so weird to me. I grew up in a fundamentalist home. I disagree with them, but my parents actually practiced what they preached. I grew up thinking that conservative religious people were wrong but sincere.

    • MBear

      Youre wrong. But youre sincere. 😉

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      Once upon a time Pentecostals believed in “Rendering unto Caesar” but staying as far away from politics as possible. That started changing in the late 70s with the rise of megachurches. By the mid-80s, the GOP and “Pick your Fundamentalist Church” were pretty much one and the same. I’m glad my grandparents were dead by then. They wouldn’t have recognized their church.

      • gaycuckhubby

        My parents were throwbacks they taught and lived “Render unto Caesar”

  • Beth Sanders

    This man is AWFUL. So glad I live in WACO and not in ALABAMA. MARGIE is sitting this election OUT!

    In Christ,
    Beth

  • Mike C

    Oh fun, more “Alabama values”

  • Jay George
  • Kevin Andrews

    The Gilded Feces of the Evangelical Alabamians who combined have an IQ lower than most shoe-sizes. Of course the Pedophile and Sexual Predator of Roy Moore is the perfect State Representative. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3630959ba3ec6920201629aa56a42e0a4e7d1d0a4644342a7a68463985b5a9c9.png

  • Reality.Bites

    Can we just stone her to death and call it a draw?

  • Uncle Mark

    I swear these Christianistas live in the Upside-Down. The Obama’s lived the very essence of a good, Christian life: No such drama, no divorces, a good Christian marriage, well-behaved, Christian kids…and yet they were branded as unChristian & even Muslim. Yet they all stand behind the very essence of a serial liar, adulterer, thief, (insert every deadly sin here)…and he’s proud of it, and never feels the need to repent…and they declare him their Christian Messiah & President. They stand behind a corrupt Christianista, twice-fired, pedophile, adulterer judge…and call him Holy.

    These Christianistas keep babbling about End-Times, but seem to have forgotten the stories about the Whore of Babylon corrupting their very religion….leading the blind to ruin. And let’s face it, these folks are willfully blinded by their own prejudices. I wonder if any of them REALLY read their sacred tome

    • Smokey

      Read?!?!?
      And even if they do read, it is still a long way to comprehending and integrating into their daily lives.

    • djcoastermark

      I so want to quote you this coming week as hubs and I are going to Va to visit his mom. In the heart of babble thumpin Va that is, where we will be the only 2 “libruls” in that neck of the woods. At least we get to spend a few days in DC with the normals.

    • boatboy_srq

      Xtianism is a peculiarly Caucasian affliction phenomenon. No Kenyan AntiColonialist CryptoMuslim IslamoFascoSoshulists need apply.

  • DJ John Bear

    Well my, this is a pretty kettle of fish, iddn’t it??

  • Maybe Moore needs to put up a monument of the 10 commandments in his own home rather than in front of his court house.

  • Greg B.

    I generally wouldn’t fault someone for moving on with their lives between separation the finalization of a divorce (which I assume was the case here). But if you’re going to use your Bible to beat people over the head about “God’s law” and “traditional marriage”, then it’s on.

    • Reality.Bites

      Dating Roy Moore isn’t moving on with your life.

      It’s earning your Confederate Scouts of Alabama merit badge for courtship.

  • TimCA

    The sanctity of marriage.

    • another_steve

      It’s the Newt Gingrich School of Marital Fidelity.

      Remember? Boyfriend was having an affair with his current wife while his prior wife was on her death bed.

  • Michael R
  • The reason I distrust religious people is because their god always tends to agree with them.

  • Todd

    This makes no difference whatsoever. The mouth breathers in Alabama will still elect him no matter what he’s done because he’s a Good Christian Man™!

    • Tread

      “He has Jesus in heart!”

      Yeah, and evil in his brain and dick.

  • LovesIrony

    Rainyday Women #12 & 35

  • Reality.Bites

    Ot: I just illegally downloaded this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRZgwJEglbc

    The only review I could find was from the Daily Mail, but quite a good one.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5147939/Documentary-gives-insight-gay-teenager-growing-up.html

  • bkmn

    Marriage is so sacred.

    • another_steve

      It is, at least in my household. I have a very good and decent man.

      Plus, neither of us has the energy to fool around on the side, so we remain tied and true.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgsqNRSOSwM

      • Ben in Oakland

        But what about The Jared?

        • another_steve

          Jared is flesh without soul.

          I can deal with it.

          • Canadian Observer

            Is there a a mangled greek/latin name to describe a golem fetish?

            Asking for a friend.

          • another_steve

            Jaredica Fetishicus

  • BearEyes

    The more you nitpick, the guiltier you look.

  • Friday

    More of those ‘Alabama Values,’ ie, sleaze and projection.

  • Taylor Bixler

    Did he sign her yearbook too?

  • Cuberly Deux

    Ah, the ancient biblically based olde tyme traditions of the people’s of Alabama.

  • Mike

    I wonder how many sincerely religious bakers they had to talk to before they found one willing to make a cake for the wedding of a child molester and a harlot. Obviously only one.

    That is one reason—not the main reason, but one reason—why it would be absurd for the court to side with bigoted bakers. The claim of a religious mandate is a sham and a lie. The bigots only make that claim when it’s useful in justifying their bigoted cruelty. The rest of the time, religion, ethics, and morals are never a factor. It’s strictly an anti-gay thing, a character flaw much more than a religious requirement.

    • whollyfool

      https://www.theonion.com/supreme-court-hears-argument-on-anti-gay-cake-shop-1821025310

      “I don’t like the idea of anyone forcing me to make a cake just because I run a business where I make cakes all day.”

      • Treant

        I know, right? Somebody actually wanted me to make a rainbow soap. Just like the rainbow soap I make anyway. The nerve.

    • jmax

      I’m betting their “wedding cake” consisted of a pile of unwrapped Ho-Ho’s and Twinkies.

  • Max_1
  • Puckfair52

    I can see his buddy Kevin Swanson screaming in
    spasms and flailing about over this transgression against JEBUS!

  • Robert Adams

    Newt set the GOP standard for this type of behavior.

    • MaryJOGrady

      He sure did. And now Helmethead, his former partner in adultery, is going to be US ambassador to the Vatican, unless the Vatican rejects her credentials. (It could happen. I hope it does, just for the public embarrassment for that loathsome couple.)

      • Stubenville

        Oh please, oh please, oh please…

  • Jay George

    How awful must her first husband have been to consider Moore a step up? *shudder*

  • Dayglo
  • Hank

    Kayla Moore = HARLOT!!!!

  • Gustav2

    What persecuted Alabamian had to decorate their wedding cake?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    SINNER !!!!!!!!!

  • Ben in Oakland

    My moral standards are for thee, not for mee.

  • billbear1961

    If Nazis or Klansmen or other fascists were running for office and won, would you accept their authority? Well, what’s going on now with the GOP is not, is no longer, THAT different.

    You KNOW that these people are habitual liars and baldfaced hypocrites who abuse their power and are afraid of the light of day, of exposure. They call themselves the “party of God,” the party of “family values,” and profess admiration for Christ and then advocate policies that VIOLATE his teachings. They make excuses for monsters who sexually assault children. They are utterly corrupting the legislative process right in front of your eyes and are poised to pillage the nation to make the rich richer while forcing millions–including children–into misery and suffering and threatening tens of thousands a year with premature DEATH. They claim they “respect democracy” and then suppress the vote and place FANATICS on the courts who will strip millions of their constitutional rights. They make excuses and look the other way while the POTUS, a proven hatemonger who has said good people march with NAZIS, undermines the rule of law and engages daily in proven pathological lying, thus undermining the very concept of objective TRUTH.

    We see what they are doing–we have the evidence of our own eyes. An election–and this past one is in question–does not give the right to those who gain power to do WHATEVER they like, not in a GENUINE democracy. What they are doing FORFEITS their right to ANY claim to legitimate authority.

    If you recognize the authority of GANGSTER government, you must expect the end of your democracy. You must expect RUIN.

  • Jonathan Smith

    OT, but on the plus side:
    DC comics is giving me many new avatars 🙂

  • anne marie in philly

    well well well, do as I say, not as I do has struck again! what a fucking hypocrite!

    • Jerry Kott

      and a fornicator?

      • MaryJOGrady

        Adulterer, technically, I guess.

  • Dan M

    Roy Moore is not a RETIRED judge. He was twice kicked out of office – in other words, fired.

  • Adultery is okay when you are one sinning..

    This is all hilarious, given Moore was the one who pushed putting the 10 Commandments at Alabama Judicial Building..

    • jmax

      10 9 Commandments.

    • MaryJOGrady

      It’s just like the only abortion that is okay is yours (or your daughter’s, or your granddaughter’s, or your mistress’s).
      Abortion clinic personnel all over he country have stories about the furtive visits for abortion services of the howling hateful Jeebusites they know by sight from their appearances outside the clinics. Being honorable medical personnel, not one clinic worker has ever breached confidentiality in these cases, even before HIPPA.

  • vorpal

    Oh, good: give conservative Christian men ANOTHER reason to vote for Roy Moore.

  • Pizza009

    They are still adulterous according to the news:

    “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.” Luke 16:18

  • Friday’s_cat

    Adultery?
    Theft?
    False witness?
    It’s all good as long as you accept Jesus on your deathbed.

  • R W C

    Well, there may be an educational opportunity in his election. When school children tour the capital Moore can be the pointed to as what a child molester and adulterer looks like.

  • coram nobis

    Traditional marriage: one adult and one adultress.

    • Craig Howell

      Who has more fun: Children in childhood, or adults in adultery?

      • coram nobis

        There’s been allegations of childery as well with ol’ Roy.

  • misterjack

    Why are not more so-called “Christian” leaders out there calling out this adulterous, lying pedophile? They are shameful and complicit in their silence.

    • Renfield

      Hmm…a puzzler, right?

    • boatboy_srq

      Caucasian FundiEvangelical Hetero Male. Excuses all sorts of appalling behavior. Just ask Gingrich, Swaggart, Bakker and Haggard.

    • Reality.Bites

      More? Don’t you mean “any?”

  • Slippy_World
  • GanymedeRenard

    Adulteress, meet pedophile; pedophile, meet adulteress.

  • Gregory In Seattle

    Ain’t it funny, how moralizing Bible-literalists consistently and blatantly ignore everything Jesus ever said about adultery and divorce.

  • B Snow

    Kayla Moore is a divorced woman? WHOOOOORE!!!!!!

    • northern_neighbour

      But, apart from that, B Snow, …

      … don’t they just make such a lovey-dovey, Moral Law Upliftin’ Exemplary Christian couple though, she and Roy, her pontificating Judgemental Pederast-in Holy-Matrimony? So what if she is a Fiscally Shrew-ed WHOOOOORE … and A Moore Whoooore, at that ! ??

      • B Snow

        I will admit that she does Stand by her Man. I’m not sure if that makes her less or more repugnant…..

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Pedophile, adulterer, wears piety on sleeve, judges others, demands people do as he says not as he does….yup, he’s a Christian alright. He’ll fit right in in DC.

  • Robin Bailey
  • Sean

    **cough** hypochrISIStian **cough**

  • Renfield

    Speaking of pedophiles:

    https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20171205/16092838751/appeals-court-forcing-teen-to-masturbate-so-cops-can-take-pictures-is-clear-violation-rights.shtml

    “Appeals Court: Forcing A Teen To Masturbate So Cops Can Take Pictures Is A Clear Violation Of Rights”

  • Professor Barnhardt

    With the right edition of the Bible, all things are possible:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_Bible

    The Wicked Bible, sometimes called Adulterous Bible or Sinners’ Bible, is the Bible published in 1631 by Robert Barker and Martin Lucas, the royal printers in London, which was meant to be a reprint of the King James Bible. The name is derived from a mistake made by the compositors: in the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:14), the word “not” in the sentence “Thou shalt not commit adultery” was omitted, thus changing the sentence into “Thou shalt commit adultery”. This blunder was spread in a number of copies. About a year later, the publishers of the Wicked Bible were called to the Star Chamber and fined £300 (equivalent to £45,844 as of 2016) and deprived of their printing license.
    ….

    The majority of the Wicked Bible’s copies were immediately cancelled and burned, and the number of extant copies remaining today, which are considered highly valuable by collectors, is thought to be relatively low. One copy is in the collection of rare books in the New York Public Library and is very rarely made accessible; another can be seen in the Dunham Bible Museum in Houston, Texas, USA. The British Library in London had a copy on display, opened to the misprinted commandment, in a free exhibition until September 2009. The Wicked Bible also appeared on display for a limited time at the Ink and Blood Exhibit in Gadsden, Alabama, from August 15 to September 1, 2009.

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Marked_Wicked_bible.jpg/220px-Marked_Wicked_bible.jpg