LIVE VIDEO: White House Press Briefing

Patch reports:

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is scheduled to deliver a briefing for reporters Tuesday afternoon at 2:30 Eastern. Sanders’ briefing comes the day after President Trump officially endorsed Roy Moore for the Alabama Senate seat up for a special election on Dec. 12. Moore, who has been accused of child molestation and sexual assault, as well as inappropriate conduct toward numerous other young women, has become a divisive figure in Republican ranks. The Republican National Committee, which initially pulled its funding from Moore in the wake of the allegations, decided Monday night to begin financially supporting his campaign again.

  • Gustav2

    Sarah. have you stopped sleeping with Russians?

    • Tawreos

      I know the Russians colluded with the shitbag to get him into the Oval Office, but I am not sure that that is enough to warrant that kind of punishment.

  • Todd20036

    Not going to click.

    It’s not like she has anything factual to say anyway

    • Gustav2

      Well. the president have been clear and the American people have spoken in the election..

    • Butch

      Not sure why reporters bother to show up for this event any more anyway, except maybe to see what creative thing she’s wearing that used to be the curtains in her dad’s Winnebago.

      • vorpal

        Ech… I hope the carpets don’t match the drapes. 馃檨

  • Duh-David
    • liondon#iamnotatraitor

      I want to be a menace.

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    • Natty Enquirer

      Holly jolly by golly!

    • Harveyrabbit

      Sessions really is an elf. How about that.

      • Christopher

        See, I think of him as a Goblin.

    • Christopher

      Uncanny!

  • netxtown

    oh how the thrill is gone…. Thumping an egg is more exciting…

  • HZ81

    SHe’s a brick… hooouse. She’s mighty right-wing, letting it all hang out…

  • HZ81

    Bring on the beast, I’ve got shit to do this afternoon.

  • Megrim Twist
    • halfwaythere

      Wouldn’t it be a blast to do happy hour with Rachel?

      • Lizard

        Raffle off a chance to have Happy Hour with Rachel and we could solve the national debt.

  • Gustav2

    鈥淚 have done my part to make sure men who hurt little girls go to jail and not the United States Senate.鈥

    鈥 Alabama U.S. Senate candidate Doug Jones (D), quoted by the Wall Street Journal.

    What say you, Sarah?

    • HZ81

      “There is no proof to the allegations in my right-wing fantasy world. Next question.”

      • Gustav2

        You have fantasies of men hurting little girls?

        • HZ81

          NEXT QUESTION!!

    • zhera

      10 bucks says she’s gonna go after Hillary.

      • Joe in PA

        No one is going to take that bet…just saying. 馃檪

        • AmeriCanadian

          I’d rather throw my ten bucks toward a drink. A stiff one!

          • jerry

            Or both a drink and a stiff one!

      • Gustav2

        And say Hillary lied when Comey told Rep Chaffetz she didn’t while he was under oath.

        • Joe in PA

          Speaking of Chaffetz…come on down Mueller!

      • The_Wretched

        Faux News at the gym was going after Lynch super hard.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        With a spice rub and a nice fire going.

  • Michael R

    You might be working for Paul Ryan soon , so brush up
    on washing clean pans at closed soup kitchens

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6597780adf6ca4d92218c3233b9416220a462adffcc8b84f33808b4df5467891.jpg

    • The_Wretched

      Washing dirty dishes might have been unpleasant. By washing the clean ones, he didn’t have to deal with it.

  • HZ81

    While we wait the arrival of it, Johnny Mathis’s first Xmas album is everything!!

    I like the old-school xmas shit best

    • Joe in PA

      Thanks for the suggestion, I just browsed my iTunes…I have The Christmas Music of Johnny Mathis. (1986 album. 馃檪

      • HZ81

        Nice. I am sure I’ve heard that one as well. My mom adored her some Johnny.

        True story on our changing times: A friend’s dad loved Johnny, too. Was his favorite singer 鈥攗ntil the gay rumors were pretty much confirmed in the ’80s. He tossed everything he owned because, you know, gay sounds?

        He’s dead now. Yay!!

        • Joe in PA

          Ugh. His loss. My all time favorite is playing right now: Silver Bells. I always think of the time I was in Minneapolis –downtown (on the Nicollet mall) — Christmas Eve — it was snowing — this song came on outside of Dayton’s Department store. Ah…fond memories.

          • Christopher

            Loved wandering up and down Nicollet Mall during the holidays.

            I miss Minneapolis.

          • Joe in PA

            I took a southern boyfriend to MPLS one time, we went to the Holidazzle Parade. It was -20. Bwahahaha. He truly was like “WTF”??? 馃檪

          • Christopher

            LOL

            We never went to that. We like our testicles right where they are, TYVM.

          • Joe in PA

            Speaking of Nicollet…do you remember the serious mis-speak…Mary Tyler Moore mispronounced “Nicollet”. Ahhh, the horror! 馃檪

          • Christopher

            Nope. Don’t remember that.

            I do remember that they worship her and Prince. With Prince, it’s almost like a cult following.

            We made the mistake, ONCE, of saying that we really weren’t the biggest Prince fans. The looks we got could’ve killed!

          • thatotherjean

            I am fond of most renditions of Silver Bells–including the one by Twisted Sister.

    • Dazzer

      I loved it when a tabloid threatened to out Johnny Mathis. He just said: “I think my fans might be ahead of you on that piece of news. Publish what you want.”

      • jerry

        “Chances Are”

  • hdtex
  • Daveed_WOW

    We really shouldn’t make fun of her looks.

    • hdtex
      • Daveed_WOW

        I regret looking at her arms before lunch.

        • Tawreos

          Just because they look like baloney?

    • HZ81

      Totally not going to make fun of the way The Hulk’s ass looks in whatever top she wears.

      • Daveed_WOW

        CGI Mark Ruffalo looks pretty good.

      • Joe in PA

        Bwahahahaha.

        Sure Jan. 馃檪

    • Tawreos

      True, but there are only so many times we can call her a liar before that gets completely boring.

      • Daveed_WOW

        She’s just doing her job. Please tell me she’s not giving us that print dress/sweater ensemble with the smokey eye again.

  • Nope.

  • zhera

    Sanders: It’s no problem to support Moore. My father is also an old creep who lust for schoolgirls and wants to watch them in the school showers. This is perfectly normal!
    Now, before any questions, I’d like you all to tell me whether you’ve been good or bad this year. I’m reporting straight to Santa and he needs to know how much coal to order.

    • Tawreos

      When I am good, I am so good. When I am bad I am even better.

      • Smokey

        Thank you, Mae West

    • The_Wretched

      Before you ask your question, be sure to tell me if you think you’re on the naughty or nice list and why I should let you ask.

    • Smokey

      Bring those coal jobs back!

  • Halou

    Someone should ask her what the Amerussian Precedent thinks about Russia being banned from the Winter Olympics.

    • Tawreos

      Trump will offer his warmest condolences to the Russian people and that he hopes Putin knows that he had nothing to do with it.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Todd20036

      Except traditional marriage had women as property, and gay marriage didn’t affect straight marriage in the slightest.

      I’d love to ask Kennedy if he was aware that before the Nazis put Jews in camps, they first made discriminating against them legal

      • gaycuckhubby

        Right. I think the author of the tweet and you are on the same page

      • Steverino

        And I would like to ask him, as a Roman Catholic himself, how this case is fundamentally different from an observant Catholic county clerk refusing to issue marriage licenses to heterosexual couples where one or both of the partners is divorced, since the Roman Catholic Church considers this a sin and refuses to solemnize such marriages within the church.

    • Mikey

      Kennedy was actually quite wrong on this. He may know the law, but he knows nothing of the history and social impact of marriage contracts through time.
      Marriage, as we know it NOW, has barely existed for over 150 years.
      The definition of marriage over the last “millennia” (since that is his concern) has included polygamy, child brides, victims of rape and slavery, financial transactions as the main motivation for any sort of alliance, etc…
      The romantic marriage, of two people, is a VERY modern notion.

      • The_Wretched

        US started off with mostly arranged marriages. “Love Marriages” (today’s norm) was discussed as an issue at least in the 1920s.

  • HZ81

    She’s running on CPT 鈥 C unt Person’s Time.

  • RJ Bone

    Excuse me, Ms. Sanders? How do you sleep at night? Are the drugs very expensive?

  • Clive Johnson
    • Harveyrabbit

      Uncle Fester was likeable.

      • AmeriCanadian

        And had a classier name.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        He really lit up the place.

        • Paula

          Yeah. She kind of sucks the life out of everything around her.

          • perversatile

            “Don’t forget, I was ‘Miss Cerebral Hypoxia 1995’ and
            that title wasn’t handed to me on a silver platter. I had
            to work for for it!” -Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    • Gregory B

      Oh how sweet, it’s Grim and Grimmer!

  • Harveyrabbit

    OT sort of not really:

    “Zeta Global Acquires Disqus
    Brings Web’s Largest Social Discussion Platform to Zeta Marketing Cloud”

    https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/zeta-global-acquires-disqus-300566451.html?tc=eml_cleartime

    No idea what this portends.

    • HZ81

      Zeta Marketing Cloud sounds smelly.

    • Tawreos

      It means get ready to pay out the ass,

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Just got my notice today that other AOL subscribers have been getting for months: Pie is never free. I have to give up that awesome, sweet, wonderful, responsive, AOL client software which displays all those beautiful ads, or pay $4/mo for “AOL Gold”.

      Receiving new email isn’t going to be a problem, I think, but whereas earlier iterations of this message said that the software would continue to work, and one just wouldn’t be able to do new email with it, the updated warning says that the software is just going to STOP working.

      Which screws people who have no idea how they’re going to access their “Personal Filing Cabinets” going forward.

      Also, too, scoff at AOL if one must, but several of my AOL addresses are used for must-have notifications and memberships and billing (the most recent of which is electronic signup for 2018 health/welfare benefits from the borg).

      I’m really over “Do it all online!”

      No. Fuck you and your giant suck on my labor teat.

      • BearEyes

        Don’t care for the do it all online nonsense either. Work switched to Gmail from outlook. Makes traveling and working off line difficult.
        Got the same email from aol. Desktop just stopped working. You can use Outlook for aol.. Their web mailer sucks.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Sucks it does.

          For home use, I’ve got Thunderbird (they are still keeping IMAP going for now), and I found a FREE viewer for old PFCs (we’re talking 20+ years of correspondence) from a company called “bitrecover”, whose website, um… let’s just say its number one language, she is not English.

      • Harveyrabbit

        Will that effect those, like me, that just have an aol email acc’t? I just use it for throwaway purposes mostly but I have had it for years so there are a few in and out emails that would be pain to have to switch.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          if you have any AOL addresses that you haven’t checked in a while, you should ASAP. AOL addresses not checked for 180 days are getting deleted, and there is only a small window to resuscitate them before they’re (apparently) purged; and the opportunity to revive them with the web or AOL desktop client? That’s also going away.

          I had to resuscitate 3 of my 7 addresses, but if they got any inbound email while I wasn’t looking? It’s gone. Inboxes got blown away back to zero. All you get back is the name. (Which is something, but still….)

          I know stupid shit like my Network Solutions domain registration would have been at risk. A real giant time-suck.

          • Harveyrabbit

            tnks. My POP email client, The Bat, checks it automatically every couple of hours so that should be ok.

  • Halou
    • Tomcat

      Which one are republicans complaining about, let us guess?

    • The_Wretched

      You have to normalize the graph for the Fauz News presentation bias. The green bar will get 98% of the coverage and the read one will get the other 2%. Suddenly, in the minds of the trumpanzees, the reality is flipped.

    • perversatile
  • gaycuckhubby
  • Slippy_World
    • Natty Enquirer

      I liked her hair better that time.

    • Christopher

      Well, they both have someone’s hand up their asses.

      Other than that, it seems quite disrespectful…

      …To Miss Piggy.

      • The_Wretched

        Well, to be fair, that makes for an enjoyable evening.

  • Halou

    For those of you who are going to torture yourself listening to this thing, good luck and I hope to see you on the other side, I’m going to do better things with my time.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Officialy rescheduled to 15:00 EST.

    • Tom Ato

      Time out for a Big Mac

    • Tawreos

      It means that they haven’t been able to coax her out from under the desk today

      • Christopher

        Did somebody forget to bring the Double Stuff Oreos again?

        • Joe in PA

          OK, time for a Joan Rivers ‘fat joke’: Apparently Liz Taylor was so fat she got stuck between the golden arches at McDonald’s. They had to grease her thighs and wave a twinkie in front of her. Ahem.

          • Smokey

            And another: She’s the only person who stands in front of a microwave oven and yells, “Hurry!”

    • Steverino

      And now, it鈥檚 already 15:15.

  • Michael R
    • Lumpy Gaga

      And you were searching for…….?

      • Joe in PA

        You really want to know the answer? Eeeeh.

    • The_Wretched

      Keebler mimes?

    • jerry

      I was hoping it was his arrest photo.

  • Bluto
    • Christopher

      And their parking lot is missing its whore.

      • Daveed_WOW

        Oh stop. She doesn’t charge anything!

  • gaycuckhubby

    OT… the brilliant Chris Geidner has his report from todays SCOTUS hearing. I am less pessimistic after reading his report

    https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/938134783716200448

  • Uncle Mark

    It’s time yet again to watch Sarah MooMoo Huckabeast clomp on out…to chew her cud, insult the press and our collective intelligence https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a52f54112e642de233e99626e747f04ab7c554f8966279a5f79ad090d6ef5bfb.jpg

  • halfwaythere

    What.The.Fuck about declaring Jerusalem as Israel’s capital, when it’s obvious that will lead to (more) chaos??!!

    • HZ81

      I thought Jared figured out the whole Mideast peace dealie already? No? Hmmm, they made it sound so easy.

    • Bluto
      • Lizard

        Read this to my mother. She’s now rolling on the floor clutching her sides. I’m blaming you. 馃檪

    • RJ Bone

      Because it’s obvious that it will lead to more chaos.

      They need distraction. Classic conservatives – use war to boost the economy and put the youth into their own new, super-special military brainwashing, so they’ll “god and country” all over anyone they want them to, while the rest of us work for peanuts and they molest who they want, rob who they want and finally crush who they want.

    • Steverino

      Likely a sop to the christofascists. And if so, no doubt has Pence鈥檚 fingerprints all over it. Gotta give Jerusalem back to the total control of Israel, so they can destroy the Dome of the Rock on the Temple Mount, rebuild the Temple, pave the way for the return of Jesus and the conversion of the Jews, etc. etc. etc.

      Which apart from 19th Century bad fundamentalist theology, means war.

      • RJ Bone

        Ahh, Dominionism.

        It will destroy us, unless we stop it.

    • Gustav2

      It is all part of Jared Kushner’s Peace Plan!

  • vorpal

    A “divisive figure?”

    I’d say that with a 71% Republican approval rating and people rushing to defend his pedophilia in all kinds of disgustingly creative ways, he’s been quite the uniter.

  • HZ81

    God, how long does it take somebody who knows nothing to get their shit together? Almost an hour, it seems.

  • Bluto

    Now taking bets on the frock du jour.

  • HZ81

    God damn it. Been nursing my lunch for 45 minutes and now I gotta go. Thanks, Sarah!!!!

  • HZ81

    PLease, gurl. PLEASE!

  • Natty Enquirer

    Time for “My Book Report.”

    • HZ81

      Baby’s first taxes!

  • Tomcat

    She is not going to have a presser if Trump is going to have a briefing.

  • Gustav2

    They could only find 4 families that benefited.

  • The_Wretched

    Walking in.

    She went with ‘school girl’.
    White collar
    Short skirt.
    smokey eyes
    bruise colored lips.

    • Gustav2

      Maybe she is meeting with Moore.

    • thatotherjean

      Still wearing the pearls, though–inside her collar. They should at least be worn on the outside of her blouse. Maybe she can’t get them off?

      • The_Wretched

        Probably welded on.

  • HZ81

    Cvil Rights Museum + Trump = gross hilarity

  • Joe in PA

    I hope the notorious RBG doesn’t see that outfit…she’ll cut a bitch.

  • ohbear1957

    Will she end the briefing by distributing this year’s White House x-mas card to the reporters?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/78856c8ff2adb974129b8db75140c071d65d773d2634473919046192157ca46e.jpg

    • AmeriCanadian

      I would actually send that card out! Great idea! I’d make one change though. Merry XXX-Mas.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Such a pretty, engaged countenance.

  • HZ81

    The fuck asked about Spygame?

  • Joe in PA

    She looks nervous.

    • Natty Enquirer

      She’s in no mood today.

      • KCMC

        the kind of mood which calls for a mood stabilizer

        • Natty Enquirer

          Or maybe a Motrin.

    • KCMC

      rattled

      • Joe in PA

        Exactly. Look who she’s defending. Ugh.

    • Lizard

      About fucking time.

  • The_Wretched

    Q1 – Secret Trump police?

    SHS isn’t in on the secret police plan.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    She’s still wearing her Thanksgiving costume. It’s Goody Sanders!

  • The_Wretched

    Q2 – move of embassy ?

    SHS refuses to say anything before Trump says more words.

  • The_Wretched

    Q3 – pardon Flynn?

    SHS hasn’t talked about with Trump, no info.

    • Lizard

      What does she do all day, exactly?

      We’re paying this woman to sit on her ass all day and occasionally lie to us. Wtf.

      • The_Wretched

        She’s apparently not busy talking to Trump about anything.

  • halfwaythere

    It must be a challenge to represent the president to the press when you never ask him questions about important issues of the day.

  • KCMC

    so much side jawing, TMJ

    • Joe in PA

      [insert cud chewing comment]

  • The_Wretched

    Q4 – NAACP and others protesting trump visit to civil rights museum.

    SHS is very sad, we have so much progress!!

    • thatotherjean

      Indeed. My Freedom-Rider sister was invited to be there to help commemorate the opening of the Civil Rights Museum in Jackson. She’s not going to be happy when Trump shows up and switches the focus from civil rights and history to his large orange self.

  • jerry
    • Lumpy Gaga

      If you’re making $20-$30K 10 years from now… SMGDH

      • jerry

        Everyone (not even counting what their legislation does to insurance premiums or safety net programs) making less than $50,000 definitely loses with their “tax reform”.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          In raw dollars it’s a blatant class-warfare punch in the nuts, but we’re apparently not allowed to say that.

          • jerry

            And some GOP congressmen have already admitted that it was also called “Fuck the Democrats”…because it hurts many in higher-tax states (mainly middle-upper class itemizers).

          • Lumpy Gaga

            yup – by (among other methods) eliminating deductibility of local taxes. Those are are more a blue than red state thing (red states being where freedom reigns).

          • jerry

            Not to mention the attacks on higher education: Taxing grad students’ tuition waivers; taxing college foundations’ investment income (except one small xtian college in MI, which DeVos and family donate to); student loan interest no longer deductible; and lowering the education credits, like American Opportunity credit.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Hillsdale. It’s not just ANY Xian fundie school, I learned. It’s one with a storied past wrt its “courageous” stand against the meddling Feds, with their dollars and shit:

            http://www.philly.com/philly/columnists/will_bunch/toomeys-shilling-for-right-wing-michigan-college-wasnt-worst-thing-he-did-this-weekend-20171203.html

            So, a dogwhistle.

            A $700K/year dogwhistle.

          • Zachary Adams

            No kidding. You’d be surprised at the number of students who go to college–and can only afford to go to college–because of tuition waivers. Lower income families won’t be able to afford the taxes on this ‘income’, so no college. Great way to ‘lift people up’, GOP.

          • Tread

            If there is any sort of justice in the world, I hope Democrats have a long memory to the game they were just played in. It’s time to end the red states’ reliance on blue state handouts. No more subsidies from us.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            “Movies”. Really, Grassley?

          • jerry

            And booze…maybe if they didn’t drive us to drink so much.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Well, the booze and the whores are Russian, so it’s all good.

  • Joe in PA

    Look!

    • Natty Enquirer

      Hiccup

      • Joe in PA

        So you’ve already started? Good job. 馃檪

        • Natty Enquirer

          It takes a couple of shots just to get the courage to click the Play button.

  • Bluto

    look… look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0794a04d80b36b1c57dff13beab2c1c7da2f945b4cf4c84761141811e766d928.jpg

    • greenmanTN

      LOL!

    • coram nobis

      The eyes have it.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Wow, how many pies did you have on Thanksgiving ?

  • The_Wretched

    Q5 – Press know Flynn lied?..

    eh Never mind. It’s the same as ever.
    1. haven’t talked to trump
    2. repeats public tweet content
    3 . go talk to the attorny, doj, etc someone, anyone else
    4. the president didn’t say anything bad
    etc.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Actually, her answer was that Trump fired him because he lied to Pence. A diversion.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    It sounds like she’s losing her voice. Who has she been screaming at?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      The mirror

  • Steverino

    Her bug-eye is even more buggy today.

    • KCMC

      Daquil

      • Natty Enquirer

        Yup, you’ve hit on it.

  • Gustav2

    Mueller is already looking into Trump’s finances.

  • Bryan

    Media is going “too far, too fast.”

  • Bluto
    • thatotherjean

      She might as well be a professional grouch, too. Sarah never looks like she’s having any fun anywhere, but especially not while she’s doing her job.

  • Natty Enquirer

    “Look” – we’re up to three shots now.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Can you STOP starting every sentence with LOOK. ?!?!

    • Joe in PA

      That’s a rhetorical question, right?

    • The_Wretched

      She needed a ‘thing’ and Spicy had taken all the good ones including, PERIOD.

    • Tread

      It’s her tell that she’s getting ready to tell an extra big lie.

  • halfwaythere

    I just want to push that left eyebrow DOWN!!!!

  • Joe in PA

    Cut. To. The. Chase. girl.

  • TimCA

    OK, got it!. The “president” supports people being able to legally place ‘we don’t serve gay people here’ signs in their businesses.

    • Smokey

      Play the tape 8/17/15
      Asked whether private companies should be able to fire employees simply because they鈥檙e gay, Trump told 鈥淢eet The Press鈥 host Chuck Todd on Sunday that he didn鈥檛 think sexual orientation 鈥渟hould be a reason鈥 for letting workers go.

      • TimCA

        And like every other representation that comes out of this “president’s” mouth, it’s worthless!

        • AmeriCanadian

          You have to negate it to find the truth.

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      If discrimination is legally allowed, then I support putting signs in windows too. Please do, and save customers the humiliation of being turned away. Also, all gay supportive allies would know where not to spend their money!

    • William

      How about a ‘Nazis Welcome!’ so we know to stay away.

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    Dodge, dodge, dodge to Dowd

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL she getting snotty

  • Joe in PA

    Doesn’t seem that hard.

    Biotch!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      ha ha she such a bitch

  • Natty Enquirer

    FourFiveSix shots.

  • Bluto
  • Steverino

    What鈥檚 with that persistent cough? Did she try to drown herself beforehand?

    • Natty Enquirer

      Looks like she’s got a virus.

      • Steverino

        鈥淭here was a virus goin鈥 鈥榬ound, Poppa caught it and he died last spring…

        And now Momma doesn鈥檛 seem to wanna do much of anything…鈥

    • stevenj

      That’s from runnin” barefoot in the hog waller.

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    No collusion, no con…

    Could that have been conspiracy????

    Whoopsie. SHS is a little rattled.

  • Natty Enquirer

    HA! Ethics is up to the will of the majority.

  • The_Wretched

    No Sarah, the question was about the morality of the president supporting a molester. That’s not a question for the people of Alabama. That’s a question about the president.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    UGH ! The people of Alabama aren’t being asked whether the Presidents should endorse a child molester, Sarah!!

  • Steverino

    Oh, boy! Douche Bank!

    • thatotherjean

      I have yet to forgive the bastards for buying out Alex Brown, Inc–Baltimore’s oldest business, at 200+years, promising to keep the name, then dropping it. Raymond James, who bought it next, brought the name back. Your title for them is absolutely correct.

  • Tempus Fuggit
  • Natty Enquirer

    Seven shots? Eight shots? Bottle’s empty anyway.

  • Bluto
  • Joe in PA

    Well…Seculow (sp?) certainly wouldn’t lie.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Suck-a-low

  • Steverino

    Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown…

    • thatotherjean

      After this year, I’m pretty sure I’ve already had it. I stopped counting.

      Have the Stones sung that one lately? Are they still touring? Can they all still stand up for that long?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” Look, I’m not going to get into a back and forth about a possible hypothetical with every single person in the entire world right now “

  • Joe in PA

    Another success story.

    Bwahahahaa.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Another episode of Worthless Sarah.

  • The_Wretched

    Boom shes out! 6 seconds less than 20 minutes.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Looked like she was really ill today.

      • thatotherjean

        Considering the news she’s contractually obligated to lie about, wouldn’t you look ill? If I had to lie about all that stupidity for my boss, I’d look sick, too. If it gets too much for her, she can always quit–but she’ll be forever tainted as having worked for Trump.

    • Treant

      She has to vomit up that ham hock so she looks good tonight.

      • stevenj

        I don’t think any amount of vomited up ham hocks is going to make this skag look good. There’s still all that greazy residue.

        • Paula

          She has a large supply of Bondo at home.

  • TimCA

    So Sekulow says Deutsche Bank hasn’t been subpoenaed .

    And why should we believe on face value what any Trump spokesperson says without further corroboration?

  • Snarky

    When SHS is asked about Trump supporting Roy Moore, and whether it’s the official WH stance to endorse an accused sexual abuser of teen girls over a Democrat, she says “… if that is our standard, we need to look at a number of members of Congress that have had allegations brought against them that are still in office.”

    Oh really? Did she just open the door to “looking at” Trump himself, who has had some 20 women come forward to make similar allegations?

    She’s been careful enough to stay away from this before. Today she fucked up, and said her boss is in the same boat.

  • Snarky
    • The_Wretched

      OMG! She’s secretely still wearing the pearls under her collar!

      At this point, someone should look to see if she was collared and is owned.

      • Snarky

        I can’t be the only one who looks at her and thinks of The Handmaid’s Tale, right? And I don’t mean the women who are victims in that story – I mean the nasty upper-caste wives.

    • Halou

      “Oh shit!”

    • greenmanTN

      Wednesday Addams鈥 truly evil cousin.

    • Stogiebear

      Even with that high neckline she still has on those goddamned pearls. They must be glued to the heifer’s neck.

  • Cuberly Deux
  • Pilot Nozzle

    As a departed dear friend would say, “One eye on focus, the other on scan…”
    If I look at this photo for more than five seconds, a sort of optical illusion takes place making her appear to be a Cyclops. Try it. Stare into the higher eye…

  • Robin Bailey
  • Jerry Roland

    Rapey McRapeface.