Junior Summoned By Senate Intelligence Committee

Tickity tock:

Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son of President Trump, will meet with Senate Intelligence Committee staff this month as part of the panel’s investigation into Russia’s role in the 2016 presidential election. Sen. Richard Burr (R-N.C.), the committee’s chairman, confirmed to NBC News on Friday that Trump Jr. would speak to staff.

CNN previously reported that Trump Jr. had agreed to meet with lawmakers on the House Intelligence Committee on Dec. 6.

The revelation that Trump Jr. will also meet with Senate Intelligence Committee staff came hours after Michael Flynn, President Trump’s first national security adviser, pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about his contacts with former Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak.

  • kelven
    • The_Wretched

      And now i’m cleaning up the white stuff

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • kaydenpat

      Faster Kitty!! Faster.

      • Mikey

        are you referencing “Faster Pussycat, Faster! Indict, Indict, Indict!”?

        • teeveedub

          Russ Meyer would be proud.

    • Ronald Reagan is Dead!

      I remember the pediatrician my mother took me to had these clocks in every exam room.

      • The_Wretched

        Scared or freaked out kids left the office faster?

    • Todd20036

      Those clocks always freaked me out.

      • Acronym Jim

        Count your blessings. If you had been a child several decades earlier, you would have been traumatized by this monstrosity. And yes, the eyes move.

        http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/11428/11710800_2.jpg?v=8CE8EF8C6B0D590

        • Boreal

          That is the stuff of children’s nightmares.

      • Boreal

        We had one growing up as did one of my gradnparent’s houses.

      • Oh, Parker

        We had one but it never kept the right time.

    • Dennis McGuire
  • Boreal

    Please let this shitstain’s turn be coming up soon.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
    • kaydenpat

      Who is this Donald Trump, Jr., of which you speak?

      • The_Wretched

        I’m the only Donald Trump.

    • Max_1

      “I barely even know him. He was with our campaign for, maybe 30 second… That is all. Trust me.”

      • gothambear

        Must be Ivana’s child with the doorman at Trump Tower – certainly not my spawn…

        • stanhope

          You leave Ivana out of this….she got out before the shit hit the fan, got couple of bucks, bought her a couple of young men, put out some awful wine, did a QVC skincare line, wrote a trashy novel….coined the line, “don’t get mad, get everything” A drag queen could learn a thing or two from her.

    • The_Wretched

      We sent him for the covfefe and never was in the room more than 30 seconds at a time.

      • kareemachan

        I think he went to Nambia once….

    • JCF

      Wish we could say the same: Junior AND Senior!

  • Halou

    Odds on whether Mueller has shared his Flynn files with Senate Intel?

    Junior had better swap out all his soap bars with button push dispensers because he’s going to get fucked. Hard!

    • Max_1

      Breathe and relax… If ya gonna get fucked hard… Breathe and relax.

  • Rex

    “Damn, now that we can say “Merry Christmas” it’s not going to be very merry” – a member of the Trump family, probably.

  • bkmn

    From his tweets I would guess they will have a hard time finding any intelligence in Junior.

  • Todd20036

    Whoa. A headline with the words “Junior” and “Intelligence” in it.

    I… I don’t know what to say!

    • Steverino

      We don’t need an Intelligence Committee to investigate into whether or not he is intelligent.

      • The_Wretched

        We could give him the same puzzle box sequences that they use to gauge crow or octopus intelligence.

  • Tawreos

    I wonder how many Trumps will be in the country to celebrate Christmas this year or have most of them already celebrated their final one here?

    • Snarkaholic

      Jared *sings*: Hanukkah, Hanukkah, light the menorah…
      Ivanka: No, let the maid do it, ‘cuz we’re out the door-ah!

    • Todd20036

      Tiffany and Barron will emerge unscathed.

  • Sam_Handwich

    anyone up to date on the senate tax scam?

    • Todd20036

      Yeah. They’re still trying to rewrite it. I think some of the republicans are pissed about how it’s all being done in secret.

      A few have figured out that this is not the way to run the USA

      • Tawreos

        More likely that they do not like how their poll numbers look for next year

        • Treant

          Demand a huge payout and then “decide not to run” next year. That’s easy.

        • Butch

          Interesting that the Dow stayed flat on the news of the Flynn indictment but then crashed about 10 minutes after McTurtle announced he had the votes on the tax scam.

      • Treant

        They’ll fall in line, they always do. They don’t care as long as their bribe is in the bill.

        • Todd20036

          I disagree. The Trump regime is starting to implode, and a few realize that when Trump goes down, he’s taking a lot of people down with him.

          A lot of Nazis are realizing there will be a blue wave next year, and they’ll want to claim they stood up to Trump by voting down this monstrosity.

          • Treant

            Mebbe. But I think they’re doing the calculus the other way–2018’s elections are 11.5 months off. People’s memories are about 4 weeks. All of this will be lost in the Russian Shuffle, and nobody will give a crap about it.

            As long as their bribes are big enough, they’ll vote for it.

          • Butch

            Man, I hope you’re right, Todd. I’m not that far from retirement and this tax bill is giving me visions of working into my 90s.

          • Todd20036

            As a porn star?

          • Butch

            Aw, c’mon. At least let me try something new.

          • Todd20036

            Go for it!

          • Joe in PA

            Mmmmm, daddy porn. 🙂

          • Treant

            It’s like that 90 year old male prostitute I hired the other night. He didn’t cost much, and the only thing he was willing to do was to hold my penis while we slept.

            Fortunately, he had a minor case of Parkinson’s.

          • Butch

            You’re evil. Keep talking.

      • Tread

        The Democrats have hand delivered ads for the 2018 midterms with this debacle.

        • Todd20036

          Several debacles.

          • Tread

            This should be the one that hangs them. “The Republicans wrote a tax bill in secret that takes money from you and gives it to their rich donors and buddies.”

          • Todd20036

            The Republicans voted to take away your health care and leave you with nothing.

            The republicans packed the courts with judges who think the bible runs the country and not the constitution.

            The republicans colluded with Russia to destroy our election in 2016.

            The republicans harbor pedophiles.

            The republicans like Nazis.

            Shall I go on?

          • Tread

            Remember, we want to pick the one that is most important to people. Money.

        • The_Wretched

          If the decide to run them. their ‘keep the powder dry and don’t create a ruckus’ mentality had them sit on similar insanity in the past.

    • Cuberly Deux

      The amendments haven’t been written into it yet. So we’re waiting. But McConnell keeps saying the votes are there.

      McCain supposedly voiced his approval of a return to regular order, but that’s a bunch of malarkey. This is quite the opposite.

  • Do Something Nice

    Make it a package deal. It’s cheaper by the dozen to throw them all in jail.

    • William

      They can get a group rate at one of Jeffy’s private prisons.

  • Treant

    I hold no hope for this particular farce. The only remaining wall is Mueller, and that wall is thin indeed.

    • Boreal

      Yeah , the Senate will do absolutely nothing. All a charade while they loot the Nation.

      • clay

        And the Senate will blame it on the House, which will do even less.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Which republican senator on the committee will be running interference? Or rather, which one won’t?

  • Leo
    • Halou

      Winning!

    • bkmn

      Lying to the FBI is about the least of what they could have charged him with. They are holding back on other charges to coerce him to cooperate fully. He could potentially be stripped of his rank and lose his military pension.

    • kladinvt

      Oh please, let Pence be among the ‘fingered’!

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Please let him appear on video from his jail cell

  • shellback

    Fortune Telling Kitty says:
    Little Donny will experience what he does to wild game – for starters. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d5096c384c245df63310ae3df608589d096e26aca923962358de627a906bae60.jpg

  • skyweaver

    I vascillate between optimism and pessimism. Trump has gotten away with terrible things in his pathetic life. I hope he doesn’t get away with what is clearly high crimes and misdemeanors

    • Natty Enquirer

      Unfortunately, impeachment is about politics, not justice.

    • Treant

      Fortunately, I never vacillate. He’ll get away with it because two thirds of the Senate isn’t Democratic, but it does look like his reputation and businesses will be heavily damaged.

      • WNY

        He won’t escape those NY State charges that the NY AG will file when he is no longer in office.

      • Reality.Bites

        I think that’s an understatement if anything.

    • Todd20036

      DOESNT MATTER. If in 2018, we take the house/senate

      • skyweaver

        From your mouth to the flying spaghetti monster’s ear

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        IF being the operative word. A lot of this will depend on how much Bernie and others intend to sabotage the midterms…and you just know they’re going to try. Remember, Republicans vote republican, leftists, liberals and others fight amongst themselves to see who’s the purist thus splitting the vote. To quote the inimitable Yoda “That is why you fail”

        • David Walker

          And then there’s the possibility that another sovereign nation has perfected its ability to sabotage our elections, refined their approach, knowing we’ll never, ever return to paper ballots.

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            Indeed, both scenarios played their part the last time.

            As for paper ballots, we still use them and the push to go electronic was suddenly curbed around November of last year…can’t imagine what that was all about.

      • MichaelJ

        It could happen with the House, but not the Senate.

        • MikeSEA

          I would have been inclined to agree with you until recently, but I’m (now) not so sure the Senate is out of reach. It depends on a massive wave, but I have a feeling (or maybe just a fantasy) that this is exactly what is building. Combine people’s disgust with Trump and anger over tax rises with depressed conservative turn-out, and who knows?

          • MichaelJ

            I hope your feeling is not just a fantasy.

  • Oh, Parker
    • Cuberly Deux

      HA! Um, Al can’t dance.

      • The_Wretched

        He’s too distracted by the bone structure of her shoulder blades.

      • Natty Enquirer

        That’s his character.

        • Cuberly Deux

          Very much so.

    • jruffdc

      She was, and is, so pretty.

  • KCMC
  • Bluto
    • coram nobis

      A covfefeoscopy.

    • Grumpy Old Man

      An asshole up an asshole’s asshole.

  • William

    Will there be US Marshalls on hand to take Trump Jr into custody?

  • Cuberly Deux

    Gah! Kevin Pollack is going to be on.

    Lol…Ali said don’t switch off the tv, don’t send me angry tweets…..

  • misterjack

    I so hope Traitor Tot is the next to go.

  • jruffdc

    Why couldn’t it be Eric first?

    • Treant

      They prefer people who are coherent and don’t keep talking about their stuffed animals and where they touch them.

      • jruffdc

        LOL

    • William

      Eric has crimes in other jurisdictions.

      • jruffdc

        Oh, yeah. State of New York, first.

    • DoctorDJ

      We all know what happened to Uday and Qusay.
      Which goes first doesn’t matter.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Commutative property: the order of factors does not change the product. 😉

  • Professor Barnhardt
  • Lindoro Almaviva

    yes, go on that senate and do what Trumps do best. lie your ass out, cause nothing will do this county better than seeing all of you behind bars for a LONG time

  • Bambino
    • GanymedeRenard

      Butt butter… I hope they don’t have it when they get screwed!

  • boobert

    Tie him up and send him on a safari in Africa ! Let the animals hunt him.

  • Uncle Mark

    Oh my, they’re dragging Donnie Jr before the Senate Intelligence Committee. A moron sitting before an intelligence committee; that’s got to be the punchline of some joke.

    • William

      Two Corinthians walk into a hearing….

  • Coprolite

    inquiring minds want to know, open hearing or closed?

  • coram nobis

    What’s “intelligence” got to do with Fredo? Man, that’ll be a short hearing.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I’d pay a Russian spy to record that meeting.

    too soon?

  • Jack

    I can’t imagine what an Intelligence Committee wants with him.

    • Reality.Bites

      He’s their before picture.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Junior summoned by intelligence. Let’s leave it right there. Thoughts and prayers.

  • Reality.Bites

    Anyone know much about Flynn’s personality? Is he like Comey, who takes meticulous notes of everything, or me, who pretends he can remember everything?

  • Stev84

    What’s the point? He’ll just lie again or say nothing

  • Senate Intelligence Committee? Wait. What??? The Senate is controlled by Republicans. What intelligence are they talking about?? It’s like that building in DC that somehow links Bush to intelligence. People drive by that sign and say, Wait. What???”.

    https://irs3.4sqi.net/img/general/600×600/304438_RyKB0l5aCfvnC4DgULoKX8Q5HopcnigkrL9X7Qt-6Kc.jpg

  • ColdCountry

    They should question Eric. He’ll blurt out anything.

  • greenmanTN

    Flynn is, we suspect, pleading guilty in part to save his son. It’ll be interesting to see what Trump does with his own children. I suspect he’ll throw them under the bus so fast their heads will spin.

  • Grumpy Old Man
  • JWC

    and we all know Don jr is NOT the sharpest knife in the drawer

  • stanhope

    I cannot wait for this supercilious, sniveling turd to wind up in jail.

  • Kevin Andrews

    The professional liars & thieves who are all Russian Money-Laundering Meat-Puppets deserve the gallows in the public square. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a01d61c338a339e490fc92dad47be4d69b96199c2befd0442d5605ef89e9856e.png