Drudge Report: Merry Christmas Mr. Mueller!

Homocon Matt Drudge, the longtime darling of right, seems to be enjoying today’s news for some reason, having posted exclamatory links to well-known fake news outlets like CNN, NBC, ABC, and the Daily Beast.

Notably missing (so far) from Drudge’s coverage of the still unfolding scandal are any links to Breitbart, Gateway Pundit, Sputnik News, or RT – all of which he typically leans on heavily during breaking news.


  • Pollos Hermanos

    She’s off her meds.

    • Guess?

      Or maybe she finally started taking them again and the hallucinations have receded.

    • netxtown

      the towel suggests he may have wiped away 13 months of facials….

  • The_Wretched

    The stock market has next to nothing to do with anything – especially on the short term. Long term trends can hit your savings depending on your diversification but you’re not 100% in stocks if you’re most people anyway.

    • coram nobis

      Dow is off only about 80 points (0.33%) right now. It’s the Spanish, French and German markets that seem to have gone down, for some other reason.

      Cheer up, though, the Russian market seems to be up.

  • Max_1

    Remember when Donald J Trump warned us that if we voted for Hillary, we’d have a president under Federal investigation… Do ya think when the snow clears from Mr. Trump’s snowflake globe, he’ll see that the little guy behind bars is really him?

    • nocadrummer

      I voted for Hillary .
      Trump is still under investigation.
      And the GOP has YET to find anything on her, despite all their investigations.

    • I guess even a broken (analog) clock is right twice a day. I did vote for Hillary, and the President is under a Federal investigation. Go figure….

      • Nowhereman

        I chuckle, but that is one of my pet peeves, too. When digital clocks break, they are never right. But it’s an old saying, like “In for a penny, in for a pound.”

    • Nowhereman

      He also warned us that if we voted for Hillary, we’d be in another war. I voted for Hillary and now Trump is trying to get a hot war going in Korea.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    I hope he’s not under the impression that we want him on our side.

  • Butch

    Well, treason’s greetings!

    • Todd20036


  • JCF

    Sinking Ship —> Rats

  • netxtown

    I’m thinking he’s got some snark in his tidings with the stock market fall bit. “Everybody is losing money cuz of Mueller….”

  • HZ81

    I consider this a stocking-stuffer until the gift of ejecting a traitor from the seat he stole.

  • Nic Peterson

    Trying to be relevant? Keep trying Matty. In their hearts, your readers hate everything about you.

  • MT YVR

    So… for all this happiness, all I’ve got is: who’s short selling?

  • Max_1

    Friday’s crossword puzzle: Hint – A common 2017 holiday saying

    T R E A S O N ‘ S – G R E E T I N G S
    P E N C E – N – P R I S O N

  • Rex

    I love the holidays, the smell of treason in the air.

    • Max_1

      Cinnamon and pine cones and orange jumpers…

    • Treant

      Lunch bells ring,
      Are you listenin’?
      In the yard,
      Snow is glistnin’!

      We face every day,
      The choices we made,
      Sittin’ in a prison wonderland.

      • Snarkaholic

        Up at the White House, agents pause
        While Chump knows that all his flaws
        will send him to prison. All his noise
        won’t save him from cell time with his boys.
        Ho-ho-ho! We told you so!
        Ho-ho-ho! That’s where you’ll go, so…
        …up to the White House, handcuffs click
        Down to the slammer, you orange prick!

    • Nowhereman

      Ah yes–and the smell of roasting chestnuts.

  • boobert
  • Boreal
  • Mike C

    Because he loves chaos. Causing it and celebrating it.

  • Max_1
    • Todd20036

      Alt-Luxury hotel

      • agcons

        “Club Fed” was a popular expression when I was a young adult.

      • Nowhereman

        The Gray Bar Hotel! I’m trying not to get my hopes up too high.

  • Taylor Bixler

    Gateway pundit is all about Kate Steinle atm.

  • Treant

    I’m sure he’s short selling his stocks right now.

    And he really doesn’t seem to like Dumpy for some reason. Maybe DJT just isn’t subtle enough for Drudge and he prefers somebody who will destroy America more slowly and unobviously over many years…

    • MT YVR

      Huh. So I’m NOT the only one thinking that.

      • Treant

        Nope. Just find somebody else who always looks at the most evil possible interpretation when dealing with a clearly evil person. πŸ™‚

        • MT YVR

          Oh, that’s not the process for me. I work in IT. We plan for worst case scenarios. I’ve been doing for twenty years.

          I look at shit like this and INSTANTLY I think : humans are fuckers. Someone will be trying to make porn out of this, a religion, money and one will be trying to predict some sort of quantum physics level crap with it.

          I don’t BELIEVE people are asshats… I’ve got proof. It’s more a “so, what did the lil shits do today?” lol

          • Treant

            That does explain it. As a some-time programmer and more-often data extractor, 90% of my thought processes are, “And how will a stupid or malicious human fuck up the entry on this field or data set?”

          • MT YVR

            Bingo! (to the Windows startup chime)

          • Treant

            And the humans are dumber and more malicious than you could possibly believe.

            I had a user complain that the program crashed if he entered “1e99” in the field.

            I had actually never thought of exponential entry on that particular field; it just never crossed my mind, but ended with me writing a min/max check into my standard object check. Which is more complicated than it sounds, given the ranges of the variables and many languages’ dislike of explicit casting.

          • MT YVR

            (hands over a bottle of Scotch, rum, tequila and gin)

            Hon. We’ve got our organization’s studies all in Oracle, we have most moved into Apex thank the gods as we WERE in Forms. But that as a starting point. We have a department splitting off to form a new organization who ACTUALLY just did the whole “oh, just give us the study databases” as if we could put this shit on a usb key and they could just plug that shit in anywhere.

            Knowing you program… I share this with the full knowledge of the inevitable “But… no… that… but… but that’s NOT… none of it works that… oh my GOD”.

            I feel ya. In other words.

  • MikeBx2

    Am I reading this “Fox Reporting” correctly?

  • Oh, Parker
    • KCMC

      “It’s beginning to look a lot like collusion.”

      • Oh, Parker

        Leave it to Meghan McCain to shill yet again for the criminals her father works with.

        • KCMC

          I don’t/ haven’t watched this in a while, but yes.

          • Snarkaholic

            I once saw a bit of the show at a friend’s house, and found it annoying, because they all talk at the same time and keep cutting their own sentences off.

        • Max_1

          The woman who’s worried about this becoming an even more polarised Nation said spitefully that this a good moment for Liberals and Democrats… Keeping that divide alive Meghan.

          • Oh, Parker

            I’m sick of this subterranean false equivalency shit they keep trying to interject every time they find their party has done something blatantly wrong. Trump made it clear he was unfit for office during the entirety of his campaign and should have never been elected for a whole host of reasons. It’s a little precious and convenient that they seem suddenly concerned for the country’s best interests now.

          • Nowhereman

            I know what you mean. The minute he rode down the escalator and started trashing Mexicans should have been the end of it. But this is what that 30% of willfully ignorant deplorables wants–total chaos. The republican party as a whole is complicit in putting a totally unqualified jackass in the Oval Office, and why? So that they can get tax cuts for their filthy rich donors and shit on all the rest of us. The Deplorables are down with it because they want to stick it to people of color, women, LGBT people, and of course the working poor.

      • Nowhereman


    • Boreal

      WTF is Meghan McCain wearing and why? Also fuck you Meghan, your father polarized this country with Sarah Fucking Palin.

    • James

      Whoever the blonde one is, she’s a moron.

      • Oh, Parker

        Meghan McCain. John McCain’s daughter. And yes.

    • sword

      Weinstein should have not been fired from his Hollywood job! He should have been allowed to keep it…so that Hollywood will not be divided any further between sexual abusers and good people.
      Meghan: “Let him keep his job!”…just another willing pussy grabbie.

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    • coram nobis

      Christmas Day is early this year.

    • Tread

      Happy Hanukkah?

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        • Tread

          Fuck you, trash bag.

    • JCF

      Not for nuthin, but I believe an Israeli government charged w/ corruption is a day ending in “y” (Nevertheless, I hope this brings down racist, warmonger Bibi once and for all).

    • Todd20036

      I told him that being a prostitute while running a country was a bad idea.

      But he REALLY liked me as his pimp.

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  • bkmn

    More like Merry Christmas all sane Americans.

  • Blake J Butler

    O/T: Wikipedia is asking for donations, i click no, and my entire screen on wikipedia consists of a female butt with a butt plug and a visible vagina. I know they are pushy for donations, but is wikipedia telling me to go fuck myself and calling me a pussy ? Cause i have no idea where this has come from.

    Its gone now. But the first in an ad that has taken over wikipedia for me.

    • BearEyes

      I’ve seen the money begs but don’t click on them for the other stuff

  • Reality.Bites

    Oh Donald, I don’t want you to think poorly of us for rejoicing in this.

    Rest assured it’s NOTHING compared to what’s waiting when you die. Nothing.

    • Treant

      You mean nothingness and the complete dissolution of everything that ever comprised the essential Donald J. Trump?

      Well, for him that’s a terrible thing; he’s unimportant to the Universe and just stops. I’ve always found it rather a comfort.

      “From too much love of living,
      From hope and fear set free,
      We thank with brief thanksgiving
      Whatever gods may be
      That no life lives for ever;
      That dead men rise up never;
      That even the weariest river
      Winds somewhere safe to sea.”

  • Treant

    Israel…Kushner…Flynn…Manafort…Russia… it’s spinning out of control fast right now.

    I hope somebody has the football at the White House and is sitting on it, or there will be mushrooms sprouting in North Korea by 9 PM.

  • SoCalGal20

    Rachel’s show will be awesome tonight! It’s not even Trump O’Clock!

    • JCF

      I wonder if she’ll show up before her show (Chris Hayes and Chris Matthews have already been on this morning…um, my morning that is. Pacific Time)

      And can we have some Joy Reid please? πŸ™‚

    • Daveed_WOW

      Well, it’s Trump O’Clock somewhere. Cocktails!!!

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    Has someone already posted this? “Kushner Is Said to Have Ordered Flynn to Contact Russia”


    • Treant

      It’s worth repeating.

      • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

        When people post from twitter, it appears as a blank comment. Do you (anyone out there) know why?

        Has Another Steve weighed in? The dungeon is ready for “Home Confinement”?

        • Treant

          Clueless. Often I see it, sometimes I don’t, sometimes it’s on again, off again depending on how my connection is acting. πŸ™‚

          I’ve never pasted a Tweet, so I’m not even sure how to do that without looking. πŸ™‚

          • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

            Intermittent? Interesting. For me its 100% of the time.

          • Stephen Miller

            Same here, blank all the time. I have to use my tablet to see them.

          • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

            Glad to know I’m not the only one.

        • Adam Schmidt

          If you’re using an ad blocker, it can block Twitter comments pasted onto a page.

          • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

            Thank you, makes sense.

          • Gianni

            I have my ad blocker disabled on this site, but I still get the blank comments.

        • Gianni

          That may be the explanation why so many non-blocked comments don’t appear for me.

    • Max_1

      But who gave Jared the idea…???

      • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

        Someone who’s very smart, with the best brain, the biggest brain? Someone who’s totally not a (fucking) moron and can beat people in IQ tests?

      • coram nobis

        Ivanka? Bibi??

      • Daveed_WOW

        Wasn’t Jared’s father in jail? Apple? Tree! Married to a connection…Sounds like a miniseries from the Eightes based on a Danielle Steele novel. Staring Lindsay Wagner and Richard Hatch?

    • Snarkaholic
  • TexasBoy

    Don’t worry, Donald. I doubt you look good enough for the Prison boys.

  • Jay George

    A local artist friend made these to sell. Looks like he’s gonna have to expand his line. πŸ˜€

    • coram nobis

      “I’ll be home for Christmas …
      If only out on bail …”

  • Max_1
    • Treant

      I thought I couldn’t get any harder. I was wrong.

      • Cuberly Deux

        There’s only one cure for priapism.

        • Daveed_WOW

          I know how to delay treatment

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        • clay

          a hypodermic into the major vein.

    • Tomcat

      What was this fool thinking leading lock her up chants?

      • Max_1

        Feeling the ultimate power of corruption… Nothing was gonna touch him he’s so powerfully and ultimately, corrupted.

    • Nowhereman

      Well done! And I hope that chants of “LOCK HIM UP!” follow him wherever he pops up.

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]
    • Treant

      Thoughts and p…sorry, ran out of energy and the ability to care.


    • Jay George

      Sorry, I’m saving my give a damn for folks who have actually earned it.

    • Tomcat

      Aw, too bad, so sad for you ASSHOLE.

    • BearEyes

      He can write off the loss on next year’s taxes
      Oh, wait…

    • -M-

      More and more Nazis are crying these days. Good.

    • Longpole

      Yes, he is from New Carlisle, Ohio (near Dayton) the Murfreesboro of Ohio.
      Remember Murfreesboro, Tennessee?
      Lots of his kind people in both towns.

    • Nowhereman

      Aw….my heart bleeds! Well, not really. Crying nazis warm the cockles of my heart.

  • Harveyrabbit

    I’m guessing ol’ Frogface Drumpf isn’t going to be in the mood to take advantage of the White House mistletoe this year.


  • coram nobis

    “And it mounted up, your Honor, bit by bit.”


    • Max_1

      “… Up your Honor, bit by bit.”

      • coram nobis

        The crooks are still in government. Hard to spot any Fiorellos these days, though.

  • Leo
    • coram nobis

      Any ties between Jared and Bibi Netanyahu on this one, yet?

      Captain Renault: I’ve often speculated why you don’t return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Run off with a senator’s wife? I like to think you killed a man. It’s the Romantic in me.

      Rick: It was a combination of all three.

  • Finally, saying “Merry Christmas” is great again!

  • GanymedeRenard

    Broken clock and such.

  • Gianni

    Donnie is adding “Bringing Back ‘Merry Christmas’ to his list of presidential accomplishments. It’s a biggie!