BREAKING: Flynn Will Testify Against Trump, Says Trump Ordered Him To Collude With Russia [VIDEO]

HOLY CRAP.

ABC News reports that Michael Flynn promised “full cooperation to the Mueller team” and is prepared to testify that as a candidate, Donald Trump “directed him to make contact with the Russians.”

More from ABC:

The general told confidants about his decision to plead guilty in the last 24 hours, according to people close to Flynn, who say the former adviser feels Trump has abandoned him and has agreed to answer questions about the president or anyone else.

Flynn was charged with lying to the FBI about the nature of his conversations with then-Russian ambassador to the United States Sergey Kislyak during the presidential transition. Those conversations led Russian officials to temper their response to increased U.S. sanctions, according to the charging documents. The charge means Flynn could face up to five years in prison.

  • Gustav2

    heh.

  • safari
    • Gustav2

      NOW he thinks of the “country?”

      • Ben in Oakland

        He wants to retire there.

      • Chucktech

        …over the past 24 hours.

        Fuck you you piece of traitorous shit. You’d better sing the fuck out.

    • TampaDink

      Too bad he wasn’t thinking of the country’s best interest before he committed treason.

      • Gerry Fisher

        Yeah, you noticed that, too.

      • JackFknTwist

        So maybe his Guilty plea is the alternative to charge of treason for himself and his son.

        • Chucktech

          Let’s leave his son out of this. There’ll be plenty to charge him with, let HIM cut his own deal.

          • JackFknTwist

            But i would guess the Dad took the hit for him.

          • Chucktech

            Alas, it’s looking that way.

          • JackFknTwist

            His statement says ” in the best interests of my family”.
            I do think that phrase gives the game away.

          • JackFknTwist

            Maybe Mueller is keeping the exquisite charge of treason for a “special” felon – Trump/turd.

        • JackFknTwist

          Can there be any doubt now that Trump/turd ordered Flynn to:
          1. ask Putin not to retaliate about the expelled diplomats,
          2. assured Putin that if he helped with the e-mails against Hillary he would lift sanctions as soon as he could.

          Flynn had better give that evidence against Trump/turd if he wants to do less than 30 years.

          This is a treasonous regime, apart altogether from being incompetent and fascist.

      • Steverino

        “Treason’s Greetings!”

        “Treason is the reason for the season!”

      • Jim Maloney

        He’s claiming the country too, but it likely goes right back to him and his family. Until it impacts them, it’s OK. That’s the pattern with these people. This supports what you wrote.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Trump only thinks of himself, ever.

        Wait, you mean Flynn don’t you? Lol

      • Bambino

        All the money and thinking no one was watching makes a lot of traitors.

      • Ok, in a perfect world, Mueller fingers cheetolini for treason. Can Mueller walk into the White House and arrest him? Or does it still have to go through Congress?

    • Which country? Russia, Turkey, or USA?

  • TampaDink

    And orders to launch missiles in….3….2….1.

  • Stubenville
    • JackFknTwist

      Hahaha…..yeah, it’s going to be a long night……month !

  • bkmn

    Christmas came early

    • matrem

      I just came.

      • jerry

        Mink Stole: “I haven’t been this wet since Reagan was shot.”

        • Robincho

          Long live Connie Marble and Peggy Gravel!…

    • Gustav2

      I know, this Sunday is only the first Sunday in Advent.

  • Bluto
  • MikeBx2
  • Publius
  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Mueller has already ordered a pair of very tiny gold plated handcuffs.

  • bkmn
    • ColdCountry
    • JackFknTwist

      Just great !

    • Tawreos

      I’d have that look too if I had to see Trump from that angle.

    • jerry

      Though to be more accurate, Trump would be more whale-sized in the picture.

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    NORTH KOREA, U IN DANGER GURL!!

    • JCF

      Funny (Not Funny)

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]
  • bkmn
    • Tawreos

      Is it just me or is there a little tiny surfer in that curl?

      • Christopher

        “Catch a wave and you’re sittin’ on top of the world!”

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    Maybe this will stop tax reform from going through?

    • johncAtl

      No, it just means they’ll move faster.

      • Tawreos

        especially since this will distract from the massive fucking they are going to give most of the country once it passes

  • Nax

    Now it gets scary.

  • AW

    HOLY FUCK!!!! This is the best news ever… wish it had come out before the election.

  • Ninja0980

    Ruh roh raggy, we’re in trouble.

    • ClevelandJim

      Perfect!

    • LookielouE1707

      ” … And I would have gotten away with it, too …”

  • Jim

    LOCK HIM UP!
    LOCK HIM UP!
    The irony is so wonderful.

    • Sending thoughts and prayers… for Trump to be locked up.

      • JackFknTwist

        i join you in the thoughts and prayers. That should do it !

      • Chucktech

        Thoughts and prayers don’t do shit. Let’s send the Feds to perp-walk him out instead.

    • Chucktech

      Now, now, let him sing his aria first…

    • narutomania

      That karma thang … she truly comes back with a wicked slap across the face.

  • MikeBx2
  • Christopher
  • Tawreos

    I hope Pence was sitting in on that conversation.

  • JohnJay

    OK. Time for some Judgement Day music. Let’s see, Mozart Dies Irae? How
    about Verdi’s Dies Irae? Well, here’s something a little different:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiLnOwNotZo

    • Jeffg166

      Jaws theme?

      • RobynWatts

        The brass musical stabs from “Friday The 13th”?

    • charemor

      Definitely Verdi. Louder and more brassy!

  • BartmanLA

    Is it too much to ask for a Xmas Impeachment???

    • Lumpy Gaga

      No. I want him to be visited by three ghosts Xmas Eve.

  • hdtex
  • Tatonka
    • bkmn

      Let’s hope that does not literally happen

      • Tawreos

        He will try it if nothing else manages to distract from this mess.

  • JoeMyGod
    • The_Wretched

      i’m not sure he should gloat when that may only be true thanks to daddy’s plea deal

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Kevin Andrews

    Bullshit sentence for a treasonous Meat-Puppet. Put a joint in his pocket and send him away for life. Working for the Turks and orchestrating Russian influence defines only the tip of the iceberg of this administration’s treason. Hang the bastard. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19284ab8e02d70bf22f774b0ae8654f3e48ea1858a228f634d1481441885ca3a.png

    • bkmn

      I hope Mueller has them in his sights too

      • I would love it if the entire GOP top Congress folks went down and went down hard.

    • penpal

      My thoughts exactly. 5 years for treason?? What happened to hanging, drawing, and quartering? String these assholes up for trying to destroy our democracy.

      • Harley

        Not to forget their propaganda machines Breitbart, Fox News, Drudge Report, et. Al. They need to be shut down for good.

  • MikeBx2
    • BobSF_94117

      “other countries” Israel, Saudi Arabia…

  • Snarkaholic
    • shellback

      I can do that, but I don’t want to.

    • The_Wretched

      Double back flip is remarkable.

  • safari
    • MikeBx2

      Wow. That’s all they got?

    • Jeffg166

      Until it does.

    • jmax

      And still trying to blame Obama. Weak

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      LOL

  • kelven

    I can’t wait to hear how Sarah parses this.

    • Jeffg166

      Fake news, alternate facts.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Sarah: The president has “elevated” the discussion on collusion.

      • popebuck1

        He’s totally high on cocaine. Gotcha.

  • Slippy_World

    Hey Donald, your cult is weak AF.

    Jim Jones got more people to show up to commit suicide that you could get to come watch a Christmas tree lighting. Sad. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c1eecbe4a206775ed98f759bc20afe8461a917dc3ab3b07a57869d12270fc253.jpg

    • Butch

      Well, I guesses it would actually be accurate to label it as a “record” crowd – just not in the right direction. I’m sure Trump will claim it was the best ever anyway.

      • David Walker

        It’s unprecedented.

        • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

          If only it was unpresidented!

          • Linsey

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    • popebuck1

      I think now they’re just doing this to f*ck with his head. Park Service, the week before: “We’ve gotten 125 RSVPs for the tree lighting? Good. Put out 3000 chairs.”

    • Nowhereman

      Yeah, but were they all saying MERRY CHRISTMAS!?…

  • Gigi
  • safari
    • johncAtl

      I’m sure Putin has already dispatched someone with Flynn’s sentence.

    • JCF

      Hate to say it: if Drumpf’s pardon doesn’t get there first.

  • LeeCMH

    its been a celebration all morning.

  • nocadrummer

    Best news all morning!

  • jruffdc

    That makes this a Good Friday

    • TampaDink

      I’m sorry, I just don’t have time to dye Easter eggs before Sunday.

      • Karl Dubhe II

        Use spray paint, or nail polish. 🙂

  • ChrisInKansas

    OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

    • Bluto

      exactly.

  • mikeinftl

    Wow Christmas is coming early this year!

  • boobert

    BAM ! Is this shit real, or am I dreaming?

  • Lazycrockett

    So Flynn left the courthouse to shouts of “Lock Him Up!”

  • gaycuckhubby

    I’ve got my hopes up and crushed vefore. But this seems HUGE

    • Jeffg166

      Plenty more to come.

    • JCF

      At LEAST, Kushner and/or Junior go down. They we’ll see if THEY turn.

      I really think the breaking news of last night, that Rethug Senators are coming forward (anonymously, the weenies) to tell of Drumpf obstructing justice, are saying they’re prepared to cut their losses w/ Drumpf (IF Pence is in the clear, if not, things may get very arcane). They could very well press Drumpf to pull a Nixon (promising him he gets immunity—AND his ill-gotten goods, which are just about ALL he has).

      Per the Chinese curse, we will continue to “live in Very Interesting Times.”

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I would love to be a fly on the wall in the White House to hear Hair Furor rant and rave. He must be losing what’s left of his fucking mind.

    https://twitter.com/BikerBecca/status/936628574257274880

    • ChrisInKansas

      I’ve said it before…but now I really can’t WAIT for the books to be written and published. I want to know just how crazy insane Trump is and how he handled this bombshell.

      • Chucktech

        I believe they said he might just “blow a gasket.”

        Guess it’s gasket-blowing time…

    • Reality.Bites

      Even as a fly you’d be able to scoop it up and take it home with you.

  • MikeBx2
  • Michael R
  • netxtown

    it’s beginning to look alot like xmas
    whores and all the bores
    handcuffs now and then, treason and lots of sin
    with lots and lots of iron bar doors….

  • JoeMyGod
    • Karl Dubhe II

      D’ya remember the song Trump had sung during his Inauguration?

      https://youtu.be/5AVOpNR2PIs

      • TampaDink

        Hair furor is probably the only adult in America who didn’t find his choice of this song for his first presidential dance with Melanoma to be the epitome of irony.

      • Bluto
        • Lumpy Gaga

          “Father, I want to kill you.
          Daughter, I want to….. AAAAAAUGHHHHHH!”

        • Mark Cross

          https://g.co/kgs/AdQQbb
          It’s the end of the world as Trump knows it, and I feel fine.
          I feel fantastic actually!

      • Chucktech

        Except he was too dum to know the song is about the end of one’s life.

        • Karl Dubhe II

          Maybe not. If I had ‘won’ a contest like he did, I’d be quite certain that I was about to die.

          Cause, shit. No. I couldn’t do that job, nor would I want to. Way better to sit on my chair and yell out “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!11111”. 😀

    • Reality.Bites

      I don’t think Trump knows what’s coming when he steps into traffic.

      It’s a process he understands nothing of, and all his information sources lie to him.

      I believe he still thinks he can survive and walk away.

      There’s no coming back from this bankruptcy.

  • bkmn
  • Guess

    Aside: “Wu Tang Clan ain’t nuthin’ to…”

    https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/936630463841619968

    • bkmn

      It really is Christmas

  • PickyPecker
  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Where’ s Bannon in this massive storm de merde?

    • bkmn

      Probably fleeing

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Fleeing – or more likely peeing his pants.

        • Karl Dubhe II

          He could still be too drunk…

    • Tawreos

      Enjoying the destruction he set in motion

    • Natty Enquirer

      Shopping for toilet paper.

  • MikeBx2

    Resign and flee, Trump.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Christmas is coming early. I thought it would be many more months before Meuller made his way right to Cheetolini. Today is a VERY good, VERY, VERY good day!

  • j.martindale
  • teeveedub

    For historical purposes, today might very well become known as “the day of 1,000 bombshells.”

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Death by a thousand cuts or death by a thousand bombshells.
      Mr. president, you bloody traitor, – what is your choice?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Dotard’s doom

  • safari
  • Christopher

    “On the first day of Christmas Mueller gave to thee, a LT. General with a guilty plea!”

  • Mike C
    • LeeCMH

      Schadenfreude is so satisfying.

      • Reality.Bites

        God, imagine the world if it was fattening too!

        • Lumpy Gaga

          I genuinely loved Amy Sedaris’ fake cherry blossoms made with a twig, some popcorn and red nail polish.

  • Lazycrockett

    Even Chuck Todd says “This is a huge blow to the president.”

    • bkmn

      That is a massive understatement and why I give Chuck Todd the same weight as Matt Lauer when it comes to assessments of a situation.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Ordering it during the transition would be bad enough, but as a candidate? Lawdy.

  • Trump’s only problem here is if he can be charged under state law somewhere. The Senate will not remove him from office even if the House votes to Impeach (which will only even come up for a vote if Democrats have a landslide next November). Let’s keep the celebrations within reason. This is good news for justice but hardly the end of anything.

    • kaydenpat

      Schneiderman, NY’s AG may be able to get him on state charges.

    • bkmn

      Thankfully Mueller has been working in conjunction with Schneiderman, AG of NY.

      • Reality.Bites

        Schneider-man, Schneider-man, does whatever a Mueller can’t.

    • The_Wretched

      You’re right, this is far from over. However, while the president skates on culpability, that only lasts until his last day in office. All the legal causes of action are tolled, not destroyed by the time in office. they spring right back after.

  • Natty Enquirer

    So what criminal offense does this indicate on Trump’s part? It’s a piece of the puzzle, but not the whole puzzle just yet.

  • kaydenpat

    So how does Huckabee Sanders slither our of this one? Is this the end? Thank you, Mueller!!

  • JohnJay

    Awww… Dow Jones down 200+ points.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Good. Fuck the tyrants

      • jruffdc

        Yep

      • kanehau

        Hey! I have AAPL. I don’t want it to go down 🙁

  • Lazycrockett

    So what is Faux talking bout? Hillary?

    • Taylor Bixler

      Is water wet?

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      The war on Christmas Feti??

    • Natty Enquirer

      Immigrants getting away with murder, probably.

    • bkmn

      Passing the damn tax bill

    • MikeBx2

      Trump lit the Christmas Tree to the biggest crowd ever?

    • jmax

      Fox is regurgitating Ty Cobb’s statement that no one in the White House was implicated and there is nothing to worry about.

      • The_Wretched

        Somehow, the lawyer for the defense doesn’t strike me as the most impartial describer of the current legal jeopardy for the WH.

    • RobynWatts

      Wonder if they’ve moved from cranberries to how to cook your goose….the Republican way:

      1: Work in the tRump Administration, preforming illegal and treasonous activities.

      2: Get caught by Mueller.

      3: Go to a very nasty prison.

      And that’s how you cook your goose.

    • shivadog

      Benghazi.

  • Taylor Bixler

    Mr. Pizzagate is having a pretty nice meltdown on twitter at the moment. It is quite glorious.

  • boobert

    I have a bad feeling about today. A response could be disastrous ! They better change the launch codes NOW !

    • LeeCMH

      Or deflate the Nuclear Football.

    • Jon Doh

      I have a feeling that was done months ago.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      I was discussing with my BF this morning: We’ve grown up with this idea of strict adherence to orders for the President. When have we ever had otherwise? However, I do doubt that they would let him “burn it all down”. Someone would put a bullet in him and Pence would rescind the order and have that person arrested. That seems more plausible than WWIII

  • Cuberly Deux

    Should Rorbacher and Nunes be nervous as well?

    • AlternativeQuacks

      I hope so, but I almost hope more that they get defeated for re-election by the voters in 2018 before they get indicted.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Thinking the more of this that sticks to them the more of a chance that they’ll get tossed out.

    • The_Wretched

      lowbies, they’ll get cleaned up in the wash later.

  • Lazycrockett
    • MikeBx2

      Trump, Pence and Kushner. Lock.Them.Up

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Worst. Supremes lineup. Ever.

    • Gustav2

      Now. now, always remember Pence is a virgin. /s

    • Reality.Bites

      Oh PLEASE can Kushner get the death penalty?

      • PeedeResistance

        I’m going to tell another_steve on you 🙂

  • gaycuckhubby
  • Rex

    I know we’re now permitted to say “Merry Christmas” but in this case I think
    “TREASON’S GREETINGS!”
    is appropriate.

    • Pilot Nozzle

      Treason’s tweetings

  • RealityBass

    This must be why Olbermann quit, saying “my work is done here.”

    • Reality.Bites

      Fuck, we never even considered he was telling the truth!

  • jruffdc

    Enemies of the state. Hang them all!!!!

  • JohnJay

    Trump’s gotta know now that the only reason the Repub Congress is keeping him is to sign the new tax law. Once he signs it, they will have gotten what they want from him, and he then becomes expendable. He becomes too big a liability for the 2018 election.

    • jruffdc

      So he’ll delay it by launching missiles

  • Anthony_Central_IL

    This concerns Flynn’s actions in late December, and it has nothing to do with collusion to influence the election. It concerns treaties and sanctions toward Russia from the Obama administration. In December Trump was President-elect. Presidents-elect have every right to contact foreign leaders, and they usually do. Joe Jervis and his fans are feasting on a Nothing Burger.

    Dear Joe Jervis: Your headline is lying. For a President-elect to contact foreign leaders regarding current policies is not “collusion.” Presidents-elect do this all the time. Please stop incorporating lies into your headlines.

    • jruffdc

      Thanks, Russian troll.

      • Anthony_Central_IL

        Please address the content of the comment. Oh, wait. You can’t.

        • jruffdc

          FUCK off, Russian troll.

          • Anthony_Central_IL

            Thus proving the point in my reply to you.

          • jruffdc

            Said the Russian troll

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            central Illinois is all I need to know about you, goat fucker. Go wave your nazi flag

        • RaygunsGoZap

          He did. Your dipshittery is the content

        • Boreal

          How cute. A troll demands answers from others.

    • Gustav2

      We only have one president at a time.

      • Anthony_Central_IL

        That’s true. It still doesn’t make it illegal or even unusual for a President-elect to contact foreign leaders. They almost always do.

        • Gustav2

          Courtesy calls are not the same thing…or are you THAT stupid?

          • Bluto

            stupid.
            Oh, that rhetorical.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Not stupid, just spewing truthiness….

          • LeeCMH

            squeal like a pig

        • Karl Dubhe II

          Actually, it does.

          BTW, this isn’t the end. It might be the end of the beginning, but it’s not the end.

        • William

          Damn you’re stupid.

        • ben

          contacting foreign leaders is one thing.

          using those contacts to attempt to put policy in place BEFORE you are in office is illegal.

        • The_Wretched

          Quid pro quo with a foreign leader? Sounds like treason to me.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      LOL. You keep telling yourself that, dipshit. You voted for an obvious traitor because you’re an ignornant hateful bigot and now it’s all coming undone.

      • jruffdc

        No, it’s a Russian troll

      • RaygunsGoZap

        This troll is furiously typing a reply. Another person typing….for two minutes?

        Spit it out, bitch! Just like mama!

      • Anthony_Central_IL

        Your reply doesn’t offer any support for the claim that President-elect Trump did anything illegal. Your reply is nothing but emoting.

        • RaygunsGoZap

          Possibly. But notice how you didn’t deny any of it? We’ll let the legal folks decide the outcome for these scum. You however are guilty of dipshittery! Case closed.

    • bkmn

      Then why did they contact them via back channels?

    • ChrisInKansas

      Oh, Joe. This HAS to be one of those times where you post a Google photo of where the troll is trolling from.

      • Karl Dubhe II

        5$ on Petrograd.

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          writes pretty good for a russian. Probably spent a good amount of time in a money-laundered apt in NYC

          • Boreal

            Writing his Brighton Beach memoirs.

    • netxtown

      If everything was on the up and up – why did donnie cut flynn loose?

    • Tawreos

      Русские тролли должны оставаться в России

      • kanehau

        I read that as: Something something something something and POPCORN!

    • gaycuckhubby

      Prwtty sure Mueller isnt going to give this plea deal over a nothing burger

      • Anthony_Central_IL

        The Nothing Burger doesn’t refer to Flynn’s lying to the FBI. That’s a crime for which Flynn will be punished. The Nothing Burger refers to the fantasy that President-elect Trump did anything illegal.

        • gaycuckhubby

          Flynn has admitted he will testify against Trump. we can all speculate what that will mean. but to say that it’s nothing seems unrealistic

        • netxtown

          if donnie ordered them to do it – he is complicit.

          • William

            Don Jr isn’t smart enough to plan all this.

        • William

          And my name is Hello Kitty.

      • Bryan

        Btw, in France it’s called a “Nothing Royale with Cheese”!

    • netxtown

      Nothing Burger??? It’s not exactly a prime rib burger – but it sure as hell is better than chicken!

    • Boreal

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      New account created this year with 57 comments, all trolling this site.
      Poor trolling at best, comrade.

    • LeeCMH
  • johncAtl
    • The_Wretched

      The stock market is the last thing anyone should worry about.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Still no tweets for 6 hours now. I’m sure it’s very quiet in the White House right now.

    • iambu
    • Reality.Bites

      I think what’s going on in the White House now probably qualifies as elder abuse.

      “You shut up and sit down, you crazy, senile old man or we’re going to tie you to the chair and put mitts on your hands.”

      • William

        I’d pay to watch that.

    • The_Wretched

      They aren’t letting him alone nor be with anyone who isn’t used to keeping him penned. I can only imagine the insanity he’s ordered and being ignored about.

  • Adam Stevens

    GOODBYE DONALD, MELAINA, IVANKA, JARED, AND ALL THE REST!!!!!!!

    Also, ‘Merry Christmas’ is now cancelled.

    • Hue-Man

      Happy Hanukkah?

      • Reality.Bites

        Not for Jared.

  • shellback

    I don’t have a television machine, but I’m guessing the latest story on fox is probably:
    “What can you do with a wire coat hanger and a box of Kleenex? Make this lovely christmas wreath – right after the break.”

    • William

      “Up next, making festive paper from all your junk mail.”

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “Melania shows us how!”

  • R W C

    When Obama said not to hire Flynn, Trump was hell-bent to give him the job.
    Well played, Barack!

    • johncAtl

      “Michelle, get me a beer. It’s time to start drinking.”

  • JaniceInToronto

    Oh my. Who would have thought that poor President Trump was involved with Russia?

    What is the world coming to?

    /s

  • MikeBx2

    New thread. Flynn who?

    • BobSF_94117

      That stupid gif gives me a headache. Why can’t I click on it and stop it?

  • Charlie

    So how will Sarah Huckabee defend this? She can’t! Heads are starting to roll! Dump needs to be IMPEACHED and LOCKED UP!

  • Tawreos

    This song has been in my head all day today.

    https://youtu.be/QmZYIyySxPE

  • Dilly Dilly!

  • safari
    • Karl Dubhe II

      The only way they’ll have votes is if it’s an impeachment trial. Hopefully. 🙂

    • Belthazar

      Trying to take advantage of the Flynn news

    • William

      Quick pass the bill before we all go to jail!!!

  • GanymedeRenard

    POPCORN! POPCORN! LOTS OF POPCORN! MORE POPCORN, PLEASE!

  • bkmn
    • Ross

      Tee-hee.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Yessssssssss….

      Shout it out for those of us who woke up miles away this morning.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Let me get that for you, Mister Flynn.. oh, it’s still ‘General’, is it?”

      • William

        For now….

      • bkmn

        I wonder if the Pentagon will go after him for violating military code by repping for foreign countries without getting authorization.

        • William

          Can a deal with civilian authorities cover military charges?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Oh to have been able to hand out popcorn.

    • JCF
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Taylor Bixler

    Ty Cobb – Flynn was “at the White House for 25 days during the Trump Administration, and a former Obama administration official.”
    ROFL
    Mike “Coffee Boy” Flynn

    • Reality.Bites

      Yeah, too bad he was charged about what Trump ordered him to do and not what Obama did.

      • Taylor Bixler

        None of that will stop them from constant gaslighting attempts tho

      • Belthazar

        And the Obama administration fired him and tried to warn Trump.

        • William

          The Trump transition team (Pence) was warned multiple times.

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            They always seem to forget that part….thankfully, we’re all here to remind them 😀

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Still, they persisted.

        • BobSF_94117

          Obama only did that to make them hire Flynn. He is that crafty…

    • Lumpy Gaga

      On the Twelfth day of covfefe,
      my AA brought to me….

  • GeneInSJ

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!

  • Treant

    So I turn the dial two notches back toward “Honest Investigation,” I guess.

    Unfortunately, it’s still two notches over on the “Farce” side at this point.

  • JohnJay
    • Boreal

      Except Comey fucking knew and instead swung the election on emails bullshit.

      • AlternativeQuacks

        And most of the networks and newspapers lapped that up and amplified it 24/7 for weeks. That’s part of why I don’t feel too too sorry for CNN or the NY Times when Trump abuses them… they very much played a part in making Trump happen.

    • Taylor Bixler

      This is why I am not that interested in what Comey has to say now. When he cravenly caved to House GOP members with his letter.
      https://www.alternet.org/sites/default/files/screen_shot_2017-03-10_at_11.55.12_am.png

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        comey is now just an enemy of our enemy. He’s always supported The Cult (formally known as the GOP)

        • LeeCMH

          Comey is just a head on the way to top of the totem pole.

          .

          • Mikey

            … or pike.

  • M Jackson

    Oh please oh please oh please I do believe in spooks I do believe in spooks I do believe in spooks

  • William

    Flynn will really have to dish to get out of all the other possible charges.

  • JWC

    Once Donny wasn’t paying Flynn’s legal fees WHAM BAM

  • Lazycrockett

    WH is cancelling shit left and right that was on today’s schedule.

    • Taylor Bixler

      And Kelly clearly still has the orange menace’s phone. Probably hid it is a salad or something.

      • Reality.Bites

        Don’t be silly. Not when Tillerson’s butt is available

    • Lumpy Gaga

      As least the Christmas tree got lit this week.

      Christmas is saved once again!!!!

      • Snarky

        Wait… are we *allowed* to say Christmas now? I understood from Trump’s campaign that there had been some sort of ban. That we as a nation weren’t allowed to use the word. Oh, happy day!

        • madknits

          Oh, for the days when Christmas was banned, like it was in Boston between 1630 and about 1665. Those were the days!

      • Michael

        Technically it’s a “Happy Holiday” tree

    • Wait for the White House 5pm Friday Night news dump..

  • Statistics Palin

    Merry Fucking Christmas!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    No waterboarding necessary. What a pussy.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    That’s a pretty big get. They must have agreed to leave Jughead Jr. alone.

  • Trump is going to fire Mueller.. If he wants to shut down the government, he will have no qualms invoking a Constitutional Crisis.. This is going to freak Trump out..

    • William

      Can Mueller refuse to accept being fired?

      • My guess is that Rod Rosenstein (Deputy AG) will be ordered to fire Mueller, or he will quit if ordered, or resign after firing Mueller..

        • William

          If Mueller is fired, I want him to release every bit of the investigation, including classified stuff.

    • metrored

      He would seal his own coffin if he fired Muller.

  • Talisman

    Yay!

  • metrored

    Oh Shit! Buckle up Motherfuckers! It’s going down!

  • Michael

    Wouldn’t his entire administration be null & void then? The only problem is Pence is going to be infinitely more Hitler-esque then Trump could ever be.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      Pence isn’t innocent in all this. He’s going to be implicated. Paul Ryan will be impeached.

  • Mike Solo

    I just bought all the popcorn in chipping norton.

    • Steve Smith

      They have popcorn in Chipping Norton? Its the end of life as we know it…..

      • Mike Solo

        There is talk of a new burger joint opening up near the indian takeaway. I have no idea how the tweed and guns set is going to deal! I already get unapproving glares at my cheap Spanish hatchback

        • Steve Smith

          Last time I dove from my home in Italy to visit my mother in Shipston-on-Stour, I felt decidedly out of place in my Italian-registered tiny Fiat Panda amongst all those Range Rovers blocking the Cotswold town centres. Cars bigger than the houses there. I expect the burger place will be suitably disguised. No neon signs, only the odour of old fat warning the locals of its existence.

  • Mark

    Mueller MUST be protected!!!

  • Lars Littlefield

    Yay! Wahoo! Yippee! What a wonderful day! Cool! Neato jet! Kowabunga dude! Fabulous!

  • kanehau

    Trump orders immediate investigation into Obama and Hillary about Russian collusion due to Flynn being “one of theirs” in 3… 2… 1…

  • Galvestonian

    Yeah, well … it ain’t over ’till it’s over and I for one won’t believe it until our moronic teflon bigot is actually in Jail.

  • Harveyrabbit

    Tee-Hee.

  • Galvestonian

    Now, now — quiet ! Listen carefully … can you hear it ??? The screaming that is happening now at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue – 16 bed, 35 bath, 55,000 sq feet single family home — can you hear the screaming ??? It’s our dear leader going absolutely bonkers.

  • sword

    A pardon from Trump and they all walk. A pardon from Mueller: Our Glorious Leader and his gang all take a fall. Which would you choose for Flynn?

  • Avenger280
  • Merry Happy Christmas Everyone!!

    Best gift EVER!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGBie5pT9nw

  • JCF

    http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/leafs-fans-celebrate-hockey-fans-hockey-fan-gif.gif

    https://f.ptcdn.info/864/012/000/1386005390-tumblrlhz0-o.gif

    Thank you, Jesus. Seriously. Amen, Hallelujah. [And Buddha, Allah, G_d, Krishna, Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Cold Unfeeling Universe and EVERYBODY else! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!]

    And Robert Mueller, most of all.

    May this indeed be the beginning of the end…

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkjpn6iUk1qbcq69.gif

  • JCF
    • Halou

      North Korea’s rocket program is literally shit.

    • billbear1961

      Hello, Cherry!

  • StevenMN

    Great news but I doubt it will reveal anything that will stick. Case in point, with all the allegations of sexual improprieties going on across the nation Trump got a free pass even after several women came forward. What the hell does it take… Does everyone just assume that he’s an ass and keep lowering the bar for accountability?

    • Tor

      Hopefully, the courts will see things differently.

      • LookielouE1707

        Unfortunately the judgment will ultimately be rendered not in the courts, but in the senate.

  • JCF
  • So does this mean the Shitgibbon will nuke North Korea this weekend to distract?

    • Halou

      He seems to be more interested in feuding with Britain right now. Better for Russia that way, since NoKo is their ally.

  • JCF
  • billbear1961
  • JCF

    To correct Chris Hayes (on MSNBC now): it’s not that Flynn was lying. It’s not that Flynn was caught lying. It’s because Flynn became publicly KNOWN to be caught lying, that he was shitcanned!

    • Gianni

      That’s true. Once it became public knowledge, he had to go or Donnie would catch all the flak. We know he can’t handle that. Donnie has no problem with lies and improprieties if they stay secret.

  • JCF

    Preach it, Chris!!!! [All the Russian meetings, IN SECRET: Why?????]

  • JCF

    Zing! Chris “interesting to see Drumpf obsessed w/ a [potential] 10 year plea for shoplifting, but not lying to the FBI”. Hmmm, what could the difference between these perps be, hmmm?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6147526f364b9895d605e20b39fe0fe42f43620870043139a30bd65fc204ca2f.jpg

  • Acronym Jim

    In case anybody is wondering why the Tweet-storm has not begun, it’s clear that the dotard’s fat, stubby fingers are trembling too much to type anything other than covfefe.

  • lymis

    Note to Flynn.

    Don’t drink the polonium.

  • Bj Lincoln

    Hillary and Obama should be grinning from ear to ear by now. I can just imagine the conversation as the two get on the phone together.

  • Mark Cross
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