FISTFIGHT: Roy Moore Campaign Dares Jimmy Kimmel To Come To Alabama And Mock Them “Man To Man”

Last night Roy Moore’s campaign speech in an Alabama church was disrupted by a comedian who regularly appears on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. This afternoon the Moore campaign is essentially inviting Kimmel to a fistfight.

Via Breitbart:

“Jimmy Kimmel and the ‘Hollywood elite’ cross the line when they invade our Churches under a disguise and attempt to make a mockery of our worship services,” Drew Messer, a senior adviser to Moore, told Breitbart News on Thursday morning after the incident at the church on Wednesday night.

“If Kimmel wants to mock our Christian values, he should come down here and do it man to man instead of hiding behind a camera in Hollywood,” Messer said. “And yes, Jimmy, we will still rebuild our military, build the wall, protect our gun rights, reform our tax code, and support President Trump whether you like that or not. Hollywood will not bully us around.”

According to the Moore campaign, the comedian broke an Alabama law by staging  disrupting a “church service.” No news items I’ve found mention anything but Moore’s campaign speech happening inside that church.

  • Jerry Kott

    pass the taters!

  • Leo

    Jimmy would come with his fists and Moore would bring a pistol. Not a fair fight.

    • Judas Peckerwood

      It was going to be a battle of the wits, but Jimmy refused to fight an unarmed man.

    • kareemachan

      But Moore’s gun is teeny-tiny…

      • Bambino

        And hopefully backfire.

  • NZArtist

    Well was it a church service or a political rally? Because if it was the latter then someone needs to get their Tax Exempt status revoked.

  • Todd20036

    Remember when a big reason for denying gays of basic civil rights was that we were predisposed to raping children?

    As evil as that was, at least one could surmise that they wanted to protect their children.

    Guess even that was a lie.

    • penpal

      They’ve wanted to fuck their own daughters, their sisters, and their farm animals from the very beginning. That was their basic argument against marriage equality–that it would open up the “floodgates” of their sexual perversions. Since they have no real moral compass, laws are the only thing that restrain them from unbelievably deviant behavior and yes, Moore has shown everyone how tenuous that is.

      • April

        Yeah, if you need laws to be a decent human being, buddy, you have a problem.

  • safari

    Child molester says what now?

  • Tawreos

    I am sure that calling a campaign rally a church service has to violate some damn law or another.

    • Chucktech

      Oh, I dunno, but lifting that church’s tax exemption out to fix their Magilicuddy.

    • kaydenpat

      Not under Trump.

    • PickyPecker

      And here I was upset that they moved our polling place from the township hall to the local baptist church auditorium.

    • Natty Enquirer

      The Johnson Amendment. Which is never enforced.

      • The_Wretched

        And is slated for removal in the ‘tax cut bill’ that may be voted on in the Senate as soon as tonight.

        • O goody. Never has it been a bad idea to have a bunch of heavily armed religious motivated partisans entering the political sphere unencumbered by rules and regulations. /s

        • ColdCountry

          Seriously??? Fuck!

      • Helen Damnation™

        Churches in the South often “rent” their campuses to anyone and everyone, for paltry tokens of change. They know what they’re doing, knowing that churches are never charged with violating the Johnson Amendment.

  • Max_1
    • Tawreos

      I guess it is a good thing that he only fathered a d-bag criminal son instead of a daughter. That would have been a rough childhood for her.

      • Treant

        Silly! Brothers fuck sisters down there, not fathers.

        Except on alternate Thursdays.

    • kaydenpat

      Bloop!!

    • Todd20036

      A picture sure can tell 1000 words.

  • Chucktech

    hail, thems fitin’ werds.

    Jesus, these fucks really are the bottom of the “Murikin barrel.

  • Publius

    Well one of the last times liberals fought backwards Southerners, we won the Civil War. It’s nothing we can’t handle.

  • ChiTownGuy

    Hollywood staging events like this for their own sake do not in any way serve the greater good. Dumb move

  • Max_1
    • Lumpy Gaga

      Almost too easy, wasn’t it?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Yeah, init ?

    • Tomcat

      If dating 14 year old girls, when in your thirties is your christian values, you don’t actually have any.

      • Max_1

        Oh… Moore didn’t “date” a 14 year old…
        … No, no, no. He simply undressed her and felt her up.

        That’s not dating by any means…

        • Jonathan Smith

          I’m pretty sure, even in AL,
          that’s called “Rape”

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      • Benjamin Eugene NElson

        Actually that is a pretty old pratice all around. So yah?

      • Orly

        Well, that’s the beauty of religion. If “god” is on your side, you can justify anything in it’s name.

        • Jonathan Smith

          he “forgave me”
          so you can drop the charges……

        • Robincho

          its

    • Ranger One

      Yea, those christian values are very manly!. Raping a girl!

    • iambu

      Boom!

    • Thorn Spike

      Boom!

    • Buford

      For the record, Moore documented his ‘Xtian values’ in 2011. Basically, gender equality is sacrilege… women should never be placed in positions of authority… and Moore’s co-author was also busted for a relationship with a 15-yo girl.

      https://thinkprogress.org/moore-study-course-vison-forum-135402ed8816/

    • Ninja0980

      Buuurrrrnnnn!

    • ETownCanuck

      THAT was a sound trouncing.

    • JCF
    • JCF

      From that Twitter thread:

      https://twitter.com/meganchopkins/status/936382787871035392

      “And when Justice is gone…there’s always FORCE.” Laurie Anderson

  • clay

    It included hymns and praise songs, led by a pastor who’s defended another kiddy diddler.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    The world is laughing at you, Alabama, and only you can make it stop.

    • Max_1

      But they is getting sum attention…

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Perhaps they can meet at a playground and duke it out.

    Oh wait……

    • Tawreos

      He doesn’t fight at the playground he gets dates at the playground.

  • kaydenpat

    Snowflakes Deluxe.

  • penpal

    Hahaha, they already had their chance to school his “goon” and they failed miserably. Slow wits.

  • Kelly Lape

    When a church endorses a child molester for public office, that church can’t bitch about being mocked

  • swimboy

    Jimmy should offer to come down and meet Roy face-to-face, but announce very publicly that there’s no way in hell that he’s letting his daughter come.

  • Tomcat

    By doing what you did Moore, Jimmy Kimmel has already bloodied your nose.
    He is living rent free in your head.

    • Tor

      I hope he redecorates while he’s there.

  • Natty Enquirer

    There’s a whole lot about it supposedly being a church service here:
    http://whnt.com/2017/11/29/roy-moore-church-event-interrupted-by-protester/

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Uh oh. Jimmy’s done gone and done it now. He’s given Alabama conservative’s something else to rally around, “Hollywood agin’ we-uns”.

  • Blake J Butler

    Meet him at the gadsdsen mall, oh wait he’s banned there for stalking little girls.

  • The_Wretched

    The Moore campaign’s media strategy is looking a lot like Trumpism and that might be working. Every day another horror. I’m guessing the opposition is feeling pummeled and shocked and overwhelmed while the trumpers are feeling emboldened.

    • Treant

      Quite possibly. But the cardinal rule is, simply, never back your enemy into the corner. They tend to…let’s just say, get rather energetic in their defense.

      • The_Wretched

        I hope Doug’s ground game is on point.

        • Treant

          It is, but he’ll still probably lose. They control the voting machines, if they even need that. Alabama has quite loudly stated in their polls so far that they’re totally down with the child raping.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Hello IRS,…….is anyone there?

  • Blake J Butler
    • Jean-Marc in Canada
      • Dazzer

        Just letting you know again: “I lurvvve you”. (Not in a sex way – you probably don’t do charity work.) You make me laugh so much.

      • Strepsi

        LOL! plus Happy Birthday to our little Canadian Elisha Cuthbert!

  • Cackalaquiano

    “when they invade our Churches”
    Uh huh. These same folks have no problem picketing in our neighborhoods, outside our gay bars, etc.

    • Gustav2

      Or shooting Dr Tiller in a Lutheran church or blowing up little Black girls in a Birmingham Baptist church.

      • Tawreos

        I think you may be missing an up in their, at least I hope so, but with Moore being the subject under scrutiny I am sure blow would not be far from what he would do

    • Tawreos

      They picket outside of gay bars to catch a glimpse of the life they are to timid to pursue.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Well, it was being used for a political rally so Toad is just a tad mistaken.

  • bkmn

    Moore is the kind of man who would challenge someone to a fist fight and show up armed.

    • Romero

      Like all other KKKonservatwats/Trumpanzees Moore is a fucking pussy! Talks alot of shit but can’t fight for nothing so he brings the guns.

  • Jonathan Smith

    ” told Breitbart News ”
    tells me everything I need to know…….

  • Yes, now that there’s no time to plan such an event before the election. Kimmel live from Mobile would be ratings gold!

  • safari
    • clay

      Remember that classic mime act? Can he do that live with real props?

    • PickyPecker

      OK…here’s what I’m thinking: anchor = legs; 50,000 gallons of very cold water. #HAPPYHOLIDAYS

    • Treant

      Naw, too easy.

    • billbear1961

      WHY will he be standing inside a glass box?

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Splash-guard.

        • billbear1961

          Sounds like he’s guarding against SOMETHING.

          • safari

            Ignore the poinsettia wall at the bottom.

      • MT YVR

        Personally I think he can’t be exposed to reality in the form of air. Or sunlight. Or..anything. I think they’re creating plastic shielded spaces for him so the deterioration doesn’t speed up.

        Also, I secretly want to see this as a thing online somewhere within a week just because.. oh my god.

    • clay

      That is one incredibly fake looking tree.
      Seriously, the ones in “Rudolph” looked more real. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/783a398c7e9d582e2b82ccff8b8bbe9624f9a21ab193901ad76f8515057f3b00.jpg

    • Bambino

      I’m sure he will start hurling stones from the inside.

    • Buford

      That’s the Xmas Bullet-proof Box, dammit… it’s sacrilege to call it the Holiday Bullet-proof Box!!

      • GeoffreyPS

        Careful with the Xmas, that X is crossing out Jeebus’ name. It’s the slippery slope to the devil.

        • Buford

          Using the ‘X’ is both convenient AND irritating to whackos… a 2-fer!!

    • Can he please do a David Blaine and stay in there for like 44 days. That would make it a very Merry Xmas.

      • April

        How about 44 months…

        • Well David Blaine only made it 44 days… but then again Trump is the BEST in the world at everything, so I say, yeah go for 44 months.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Those poinsettias are beautiful but they shouldn’t be outside if the temps are low.

      • clay

        40-55 F

    • fuzzybits

      Damn,what did they do to that tree?

      • clay

        They wrapped it in green netting, to give it a more “natural” shape, and to keep those filthy, migrant birds out, lest they get warmth and shelter.

    • April

      I heard its to protect women from random pussy grabbing.

    • ETownCanuck

      Clearly he’s afraid that someone will give the world an early Christmas gift by shooting him.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Can he stay there for a few months?

  • Cuberly Deux

    The damage that pedo does to Alabama every damn time he opens his mouth…..it’s just….oy vey….

    https://media.giphy.com/media/BeT7sZXv1k2xG/giphy.gif

    • Treant

      I have to admit…at this point, I meet somebody from Alabama and I’m going to wonder if they’re voting for Moore. Then I’m going to look for the hump and the second head caused by their father also being their grandfather.

      /not sorry

      • Cuberly Deux

        If this goes how I think it’s gonna go, Alabama = the scarlet P state.

        • Treant

          (Shrug) Tell me it isn’t deserved? I don’t care how smart you are, or how much good you’ve done, it’d be wise to claim to be from Georgia.

          • Cuberly Deux

            lol…oh, it’d be deserved. Sad and deserved.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • pleasebereasonable1

    “mock our Christian values”

    You Christain values deserve to be mocked.

  • billbear1961

    They “mocked your christian values”?

    Since WHEN is sexually assaulting underage teenagers a CHRISTIAN VALUE?!

    • Jonathan Smith

      033 ad?

    • Treant

      Well, technically, God got with Mary when she was about 13.

      So really, Moore waited a long time to pop that cherry.

      • billbear1961

        That sick degenerate isn’t, despite what he thinks, GOD!

        • Treant

          Devolution of permission. It’s OK for God to do it, and God didn’t say they couldn’t, so therefore, it’s OK if they do it.

          Silent and/or non-existent entities are rather handy to have in these particular instances.

          • billbear1961

            I’m sick of these MANIACS.

  • M Jackson

    The only people who can mock Christianity
    are Moore’s immoral pack of hypocritical hate-filled evangelical supporters. So, there!

  • Mike

    We pay the freight for their toxic churches as we carry them on our backs, paying the taxes. We should be able to walk right in and tell them how to run the place. But we don’t. You’re welcome.

  • ikahana

    I know it is all just stupid talk, but I would LOVE to see Kimmel beat the living crap out of the predator of young girls, although I suspect it would take him all of about six seconds to do so.

    I want to see it for good old fashioned justice. I want to see it to shut up that creep. I want to see it for the cathartic bliss it would bring. And I want to see it because the thought of Kimmel in boxing shorts gets me so hot.

  • HZ81

    It’d be Man Vs. Roy Moore.

  • shellback

    Fist fight – how troglodyte-ish.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    I wonder if they would still defend him if there was a photo. I was just thinking that, ironically, Joe Barton’s dick pic seems almost quaint and wholesome in comparison to Roy Moore, but Barton’s the one who is leaving and none of the Republicans bothered defending him.

  • Bambino
    • Jonathan Smith

      well, yes.
      Matthew 19:14King James Version (KJV)

      14 But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

      • Dana Stinson

        Unto. Not into.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Biblical bukkake.

  • Treant

    OT: I think we just had an earthquake. A pretty nasty earthquake for eastern Pennsylvania.

    Anybody else get worse?

    ETA: Nothing on the latest earthquakes list; it could have been a really enormous passing truck, but honestly…there was a bit of sideways acceleration…

    ETA/ETA: Yep, Dover Air Force Base, 4.4 magnitude.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      I did not feel anything here in Philly – yet!
      We had one before and my bookshelves were swaying.

    • safari

      USGS has no information yet.

      • Treant
        • safari
          • clay

            Manafort’s Russian ride just ran aground?

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          13 km, … So – not a surprise for Dotard from Rocket Man!

          • Treant

            For a moment there…it was either that or the New Madrid Fault letting go… 🙂

          • safari

            We had around a 4 magnitude a couple years ago in Michigan. It isn’t unheard of, but it is very rare. New Madrid was my first thought.

          • Treant

            Who knew that 4.4 about sixty miles away was enough to startle you? That was very slightly scary.

          • safari

            My quake felt like a cat jumped on my bed. Except I don’t have a cat.

          • Mike_in_the_Tundra

            Oh puhleez!

          • Treant

            What? It’s not scary when the house shakes?

          • Mike_in_the_Tundra

            I live in SoCal now. You’ll get use to it. Admittedly, it’s been awhile.

    • architect_tim

      Go home, your drunk.

      • Treant

        Nope. Apparently I’m a stupid troll, but decidedly not drunk. 🙂

        • Jonathan Smith

          work on that Treant.
          🙂
          the drunk part…..

          • Treant

            Alas. Contraindicated; my neurologist has me off all alcohol, even in foods, as a migraine trigger. I can’t say it helps or hurts, really, as I never drank much anyway.

    • Tomcat

      Must be all those new coal mining jobs.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      They’re fracking in your garden.

      • Treant

        NOOOOOOOO!

        • PickyPecker

          Hey, not everyone can have fire coming out of their faucets.

    • Lazycrockett

      earthquake is trending on twitter at the moment.

    • djcoastermark

      Yep, it’s true and Carole did too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQ4m-NqeF8

    • PickyPecker

      Here’s the USGS tracker I use.
      https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

      • Treant

        I did a panic search and found something similar. 🙂

    • kanehau

      Damn fracking gays.

  • Buford

    So the guy who was too chicken to debate Doug Jones in his own state is challenging someone on the other side of the country to do something “man-to-man”…??

    • Tawreos

      Testicular fortitude and size increase with the distance.

    • billbear1961

      Send this to Kimmel, B.

      He can ask him why he doesn’t face his OPPONENT in a DEBATE.

      • Buford

        I’m sure somebody on Twitter will cover it

        • billbear1961

          Yes, probably.

  • Paula

    I have a confession, I have dated a 14 year old girl. However, I was also a 14 year old girl at the time.

    • PickyPecker

      I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

    • Jonathan Smith

      but it’s ok, you got better. now you are both straight, so it was just experimentation.
      ….er….um……..
      /s you KNOW i am not picking on you.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/66feeb76fa02d1afef3181dc7d26c3e840c2a10c4ebf7de21334003d239ae12e.gif
      …..you scare me. i would have broken a nail….

      • Paula

        I love you guys. I loved her in that movie, she was so buff.

    • Treant

      You whore.

      But seriously, they’d probably use that as a weapon if they could, they’d just lie about it–cough-cough (I don’t know your age and wouldn’t say it if I did) year old dyke admits to dating 14 year old girl!

    • kanehau

      So sorry I have to block you now. s

      • Paula

        Eh, Brah. Why for you do da’ block? ;-P

        • kanehau

          Oh… BEEF you want?

          Wait, that sounded like Yoda.

          • Paula

            I grew up in Hawai’i I remember for how to talk like dat!

          • kanehau

            My SO spent most of his life here – but talks ‘normal’. But you can sometimes convince him to go pidgin … it’s amazing.

          • Paula

            It took us a long time to get my youngest sister to stop the pidgin after we left there. I can still hear some of it in her speech 44 years later.

          • Robincho

            … how fo’ talk li’dat…

    • Buford

      Last time I fondled a 14-yo girl, I was 12.

    • JCF

      YOU being female, unlike Roy Moore, would be subject to Alabama arrest.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Jimmy just in case leave your son at home.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Good news on an old topic: Comcast gets pwned by Tivo’s intellectual property:

    http://www.philly.com/philly/business/technology/x1-remote-programming-feature-disappears-rovi-patent-20171130.html

  • pch1013

    OK, but in return, Moore has to go to Hollywood and face Kimmel’s audience in person.

  • Tomcat

    M5.1 earthquake felt in Delaware ten minutes ago,.

    • Treant

      I can absolutely report that the earth moved here in eastern Pennsylvania at that time. And it wasn’t me.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        What about the pets? Did they act weird just before the quake?

        • Treant

          Not in the slightest. The plants didn’t close blossoms, the animals never even moved during the quake, and I didn’t notice anything unusual before or after.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Well, we’re all happy the Earth moved for SOMEBODY, dear.

        • kanehau

          I live in a place where we have hundreds of micro quakes a day and we get a good 4.0 to 7.0 every month or so…

          …nope, the pets have no clue until it hits.

          It might be that I’m really close to the source though (and we have seismographs on the property, so we can tell the P versus S waves).

  • Lizard

    Last time a blowhard politician picked a fight with a comedian, John Oliver’s legendary bit was born: “I see your epic music and raise you FIRE!”

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KamkEOFbMR0

    Cmon, Kimmel. Don’t let me down!

    • Treant

      I don’t think anybody needs to worry that he’ll drop the leash. Kimmel doesn’t do that, as exemplified with health care.

      • Lizard

        I know, but I want him to do something in real proportion to what a completely worthless scumbag Moore is. I don’t think Moore’s campaign o’ idiots really appreciates how stupid it is to pick a fight with a late-night comedian.

        • fuzzybits

          I’m sure he’ll bring it up tonight on his show.

  • BostonBud

    Cue the Mandelbaum exercise episode of Seinfeld
    https://youtu.be/pcFSOnumgZA

    • Dazzer

      Nothing special here. You posted something that made me laugh and made my life better.

      I don’t know if it means anything to you, but in the UK you made a totally anonymous stranger laugh and feel happy.

      Forty years ago, you’d have had to write a letter to do that.

    • Helen Damnation™

      Just an FYI this video clip really triggered my mirror-touch synesthesia. Does anyone else suffer from this weird, neuro malady?

  • fuzzybits

    Wouldn’t bother me one bit to see that old sleazeball get clocked.

    • Lizard

      I’m scared he’d be turned into a martyr for the Christian Right.

      • fuzzybits

        Well yea,another Kimmy Davis.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Treant

      Stop with the edging and just fuck over the American public the way you want to.

  • another_steve

    Roy… Would you ask an under-age Jesus out for a date?

    • kanehau

      Since he only seems to go for girls – probably not. But he would have fucked Mary.

  • Ish

    Good god. It’s a fucking comedian. This means nothing. No fucking wonder the bad guys are winning.

  • BlindBill

    a campaign speach or a church service … I am confused as to what was happening in that building?

  • TexasBoy

    So was it a worship service, or a Moore rally? Or was a Moore worship service?

  • William

    I don’t know about Alabama, but in Texas it is a felony to punch anyone over 65.

    • Jack

      Now, that’s a law I can support.

  • April

    “Hollywood elites” is fundamentist Christian code for dirty Jews.

    • Dazzer

      Straights are weird. I like dirty Jews. The dirtier the better to be honest.

      Yes, another_steve, I’m looking at you, you slinky sex bomb.

      • April

        Years ago at a grocery store someone left a note on my car (I guess they thought I took “their” parking spot) telling me I was “a mean lesbian”.

        Thank you. 😀

        • Dazzer

          Sometimes, people are just very odd. Some of them use language like they think they know what it means. And they don’t.

          Henceforth, if I ever call you a “mean lesbian” please understand that it really means: “You’re fucking gorgeous and I want you right here, right now – and when I expire from our ecstatic coupling, I’m leaving you £5 million in my will”.

        • EDinMCO

          Perhaps the writer believed you to be an “average” lesbian. Is that a thing?

  • andrew

    Do those Alabama fundamentalist Christians actually consider that a speech made by Roy Moore in a church is a “worship service?” It makes me question just what they are worshiping.

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    I hope someone has pointed out already that Trump spent decades working very hard to become part of the ‘Hollywood Elite’. When movie makers wanted to film in his properties, he demanded a bit part. And of course he never stopped bragging about The Apprentice ratings.

  • Eric

    How is it that the right-wing always rails against “Hollywood”, yet conveniently forgets that TWO of their last five presidents are actual real-life Hollywood people. 40 f-ing percent of their last five presidents are Hollywood. I can’t name a single Democratic president who is, because there are none.

    • Eric

      Wait, is it half?? I spent a lifetime trying to block them out, but Reagan is one, Trump is two, then both Bushes weren’t. So, yeah, half of the last four. Jesus H.

  • Pip

    It was not a church service Todd. It was a political speech being held in a church. Now go sit down and shut the fuck up.

    And please I grew up around blowhards like Roy Moore. (Luckily most weren’t into children though.) One hint of a real fight and he’d have to go get his wife’s purse gun to feel safe.

  • Jack

    The church has an “hour of power” on Wednesdays at 6:30. I’ve no idea if that is worship or a martial arts class.

  • GanymedeRenard

    I’m sure Jimmy’s is bigger than yours, Roy. Now go ahead and pre-emptively take some viagra.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Also, “worship services”? I call that a glory hole.

  • Gianni

    I’m still trying to figure out what Jimmy Kimmel has to do with this. So a comedian appears on his show – THAT somehow implicates Jimmy in your bullshit “church service” disruption? Distraction and diversion – a true Trump aficionado.

  • Westcoast88

    Why was he campaigning in a church?

    • Helen Damnation™

      Cuz that’s where his brilliant, in-family-bred supporters are. They believe ANYTHING their “pastors” tell them.

  • Robin Bailey

    And now this message from Jesus Christ to the Roy Moore, his campaign, and segments of the Alabama citizenry… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7630451529bca6736fb574a40bad90872ef9eec86d25d1d34fc9255b740e44d4.jpg

  • marshlc

    So a Roy Moore campaign speech is a worship service. OK.

  • DumbHairyApe

    There is absolutely NOTHING “Christian” about Roy Moore’s values.

  • Tempus Fuggit
  • Mark Cross
  • Ann Kah

    Am I to assume that “Christian values” consist of fisticuffs?