New Barbie Line Features “Love Wins” Shirts

Far-right Christian blog LifeSiteNews is ever so pissed:

The Barbie children’s doll is being used to further LGBT issues. “Proud to wear this “Love Wins” shirt,” states a Barbie-associated Instagram account, along with a photo of two dolls wearing the LGBT-themed t-shirt. The “Love Wins” slogan is associated with support for legalization of gay marriage. An iconic blond Barbie doll representing the @BarbieStyle Instagram account is pictured in the post along with a brunette Asian doll representing fashion blogger Aimee Song.

LifeSiteNews did not hear back from Mattel on an inquiry to confirm the dolls were licensed Mattel products and specifics of what the company sought to convey with them. The @BarbieStyle Instagram account is run by Barbie staff designers, according to the fashion blog Racked. The account is focused on fashion and is separate from the Barbie account aimed at children and parents.

Mattel issued a statement today to Gay Star News: “We are an inclusive brand that celebrates diversity, kindness and acceptance. We are proud to partner with Aimee Song, a top fashion influencer, and promote her t-shirt collection.”

The “Love Wins” posts have tens of thousands of likes on Instagram.

  • MT YVR

    FINALLY. Ken hasn’t put out (or been able to) in decades, about time Barbie got herself a lil sumthin sumthin.

    OH. They’re not saying…. they’re saying… ooooh. Ok then.

    Still. At least she’s supportive of Ken and his boyfriends.

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      Honey, Ken ran off with G. I. Joe eons ago!

      • greenmanTN

        At my house GI Joe and Big Jim were an item.

        https://mattsko.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/big-jim99.jpg

        • JT

          How big is Big Jim?

          • Max_1

            As smooth as a Barbie…

          • The_Wretched

            Roy Moore is pleased.

        • JDS

          I had one of these also. However I will admit I liked my GI Joe with real hair & beard much better. Of course I would make GI Joe force himself onto Ken and Big Jim.

          • greenmanTN

            I used to joke that my GI Joe Command Headquarters was the only one with a “back room.” Why GI Joe stripped Big Jim and tied him up for interrogations was a mystery… until a few years later.

          • Steverino

            But Gay Bob made them all nervous…

        • Robincho

          “que grandes son”…

      • MT YVR

        Oh, I’m aware. He also ran off with HeMan and a few others. Or he did in MY house at least.

        (pff) “No indication” my foot.

      • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

        I understand “Rusty Jones” left a lot of undercoating in the Bounty Big guy from the old Nancy Walker commercials.

    • JT

      Ken has been too busy with Sven.
      http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/images/KenCard2.jpg

      • gothambear

        Love their snappy lavender car interior – perfect

      • vorpal

        I always hated how Ken’s underwear were grafted to his body.
        NOT FAIR.

  • bkmn

    Was Mattel already on the boycott list?

  • Dramphooey

    The Christian LifeSiteNews is very disappointed this more appropriate choice wasn’t picked for Barbie. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/17ce43372b47342ee4fbfacb87549d34b260a61fb3f9e85c3d2eb4125b10cf56.jpg

    • Ham

      Please photoshop gods,do your magic!

    • Bryan

      “Trump can grab my pickax?”

      • ColdCountry

        Shoes.

    • sadoldguy

      trump fans still don’t understand that assault is about NOT having consent.

    • greenmanTN

      Has anyone tracked this heifer down to see if she’s still proud of herself?

      • ColdCountry

        I wonder if she has, or will have kids, and what they will think about their mother. The internet is forever, and she will always be remembered. There are other pics of women with that on their shirts, and I hope each and every one of them lives in shame forever.

        • Robincho

          Sadly, the ‘tards tend toward fecundity…

    • Cuberly Deux

      Whenever I see that pic It sort of stuns me silent. Someone actually got a sharpie an ill-fitting top and went to work, creating that monstrosity.

      (stunned)

      • Steverino

        And ill-fitting top dentures.

    • TheManicMechanic

      Anyone grabbing that snatch is likely to lose a a digit or two, and the stank won’t wash out for a month, even with bleach. It’s the stink of idiocy and bigotry.

    • JT

      I don’t anyone wants to grab her fat belly.

    • Ham

      Have we addressed the red stain? is that intentional? Is that supposed to be vaginal discharge? Does that somehow make it more attractive?

      I’m so out of my depth.

    • olandp

      She is much too old, not to mention at best a 3, that high because of her huge tits. Wonder if she will offer up her teen-aged daughters…

  • Robin Bailey

    Got to get one of those tee shirts for my G.I. Joe doll now. I’m sure it’s in my basement somewhere…

  • MikeBx2

    LifeSiteNews did not hear back from Mattel.
    Mattel issued a statement today to Gay Star News.

    Love Wins!

    • Sporkfighter

      “LifeSiteNews did not hear back from Mattel.”

      Uh, yeah, they did. They heard silence. It’s what they deserve.

  • Todd Allis

    Where can I get this? I didn’t see any on eBay. I already have the Game Developer Barbie.

    • kaboobie

      Dolls that appear on the Barbie Instagram account are often one-offs not intended for production, alas.

  • Ham

    So they would be happy with “Love Loses” Barbie

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    “In other news, Christians upset to be reminded that LGBT People still exist”

    • sadoldguy

      To be fair, they’re upset about brown people existing too.

      • safari

        But Fox News just had an opinion piece written by a black man saying that white people shouldn’t be treated poorly.

        • Hank

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0sjn2m47T8

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      • Alexander Stallwitz

        Touche

    • JT

      They need to get busy with some holy lube.
      http://cdn.funpics.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image-4.jpeg

    • JCF

      -ists, please.

  • Todd20036

    I bet their Mattel boycott will go as well as their Disney one, or their GM one, or their Google/IBM/Apple one.

    • Lazycrockett

      Im sure Mattel will almost immediately cave in and stop production of all Barbie products.

  • netxtown

    oh my. The xtians will be ripping that shirt clean off that little girl doll….

    • greenmanTN

      And that’s just Roy Moore!

  • gaycuckhubby

    When I was young I used to study the JCPenney catalog for two reasons. Number one the men’s underwear section. Number two the Barbie pages. I always wanted one desperately but was too afraid to ask my parents.

    • Ham

      You should have asked for a sister.

      • gaycuckhubby

        I wish! I just had one older brother, it was all about fishing and guns and baseball

    • ColdCountry

      Do you remember the year someone airbrushed the tip of a penis peeking out below the edge of a pair of boxers in the Sears catalog? I think the model sued.

      • gaycuckhubby

        I’m not sure 10 year old me could have handled that!

        • ColdCountry

          The man on page 602, fall/winter ’75. It really wasn’t much, but you know how some people are. Oh, and they claimed it was a “blemish” on the picture, or something.

      • olandp

        You mean it wasn’t real??? I’m so disappointed, they were extra long boxers… Sigh.

    • MT YVR

      Took me a second to realize what it was you meant with “I always wanted one ….” comment.

      I live in the gutter. Sorry.

      • Treant

        You ‘n’ me both.

        • MT YVR

          Please. It’s fuckin’ crowded in here and you know it. TODD GET YOUR ELBOW OUT OF MY SIDE.

          • Treant

            That may be your side, but that is not his elbow.

            Even I’m impressed.

          • Todd20036

            love my peeps

      • gaycuckhubby

        Well, both would have been nice

    • jerry

      Yes, I would look at all the catalogs for the men’s underwear. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b902a7ed9391d4b64c05151024cd1469df766e88f6632bb034ebf8818fee4351.jpg A few years ago, I was amazed to see pornstar Cameron Fox (now deceased) modeling underwear in a Target sales flyer.

  • Blake J Butler
  • MikeBx2

    They have to explain to their readers what the slogan is used for otherwise they might agree that love does indeed win.

  • greenmanTN
    • safari

      I bet she makes a mean cobbler.

      • fuzzybits

        And sampled plenty.

      • greenmanTN

        Literally. She leaves the seeds in.

  • drbrentzenobia

    Losing Barbie in 2017 is like losing Walter Cronkite in 1968.

  • safari

    Lifesite News: No one cares.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Mulvaney’s face makes me want to punch something.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Odious creature isn’t he.

      I’ll never forget when he was lashing out about why should he have to pay for someone else’s insurance. When he was flailing about overturning the ACA. The guy is a fucking nightmare.

  • fuzzybits

    Oh Linda and Monica.

  • Captain Jack

    Oooooooooo that “One million.. I mean “one Mom” is gonna have a fit!

  • TheManicMechanic

    I love the sound of Jeezy heads exploding!

  • Blake J Butler
    • MikeBx2

      No legitimate media should attend. They should not normalize him.

      • (((GC)))

        No legitimate media should ever cover tRump live. The lying liar has forfeited that privilege. He should be broadcast only after being fact-checked.

      • another_steve

        ^^ That. Well-said, Mike.

        No person possessing self-respect should dignify the monster by appearing in public with him.

        • Robincho

          But engaging in unspeakably tawdry sex acts with his son-in-law in some dank Maryland dungeon is somehow OK?…

          • another_steve

            Yes. I am a student of Kabbalah – ancient Hebrew mystical lore. I’ve pondered this for a long time. I am the mystical “female” and Jared is the mystical male.

            Well, after a drink or two.

            The union of the two is in keeping with Kabbalah-istic tradition.

            After it occurs in the flesh, I shall make video of it available online – $30 American, paid in advance.

    • ohbear1957

      Predicted tweet: “Going to the White House Christmas party is considered a great honor for a news network. CNN is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn! Plus their faces were bleeding badly from a face-lift”

    • sadoldguy

      trump gets stood up / dumped twice in a day, I hope this is the beginning of a trend.
      Maybe start sending interns to the White House daily briefings too.

    • ByronK

      I should think that this year, it would be more of a Christmas wake.

    • ColdCountry

      You know he’ll say he didn’t invite them. You KNOW he will.

      ETA: Or he’ll disinvite them.

    • JT

      They should send a pile of coal.

      • David Walker

        Oh, no. Just one lump. Maybe label it “Clean Coal” and let it be covered with dust. But one lump would be perfect.

  • Ross

    O/T

    Does anybody know why Keith Olbermann has up and quit politics?

    I watched his last RESISTANCE video and thought: WTF?

    Today, trying to find better answer, I found…nothing.

    WHAT is going on?

    • MikeBx2

      I’ve been looking for answers too. I’m baffled.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Burnout, or the quandary that hit some people two weeks into this mess: “How long, exactly, can I sustain this?”

      • gaycuckhubby

        Ok. But dont lie to your viewers about the reason

        • Lumpy Gaga

          ::shrug::

          He says (or doesn’t say) what he wants about it.

          There are bigger fish to fry than Olbermann’s or Scarborough’s.

          I expect at some point Colbert’s gonna get to A Point, like Stewart before him, and while I’d like to think he’ll spill his guts about it all, there’s a part of me that doesn’t want him, too.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            too.

    • Michael R

      I took it to mean he’s that confident that Trump is toast ,
      but I’m still partially baffled .

    • Chanel5

      The only thing I’ve seen is what he posted on Twitter – The Flynn/Mueller Deal Story means Trump is the Very-Soon-To-Be Future Ex-President and I can turn over the responsibility with a clear conscience. Today’s is the FINAL episode of #TheResistanceGQ

      • Ross

        Yes, that is what he said.

        But…WTF???????????

        • Chanel5

          Maybe he’ll give more information later. I was surprised when I saw it.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Stupidest thing I’ve heard. Trump is not close to being an ex-President. And if he was wouldn’t he want to be there for the impeachment/trial.
        Somethings up

        • Natty Enquirer

          You’d think Keith would want to be there, too.

          • gaycuckhubby

            Writing words in an order that makes sense to people isnt my strong suit

        • Chanel5

          I hope he just got burned out.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Have the Russians threatened his family?

    • Treant

      Bored, doesn’t like who he’s working with, whatever. But that last Resistance video was a huge load of bullshit piled high and lit aflame.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Right. If you want to quit then fine, quit. But don’t egg your viewers on by telling them Trump’s about to be impeached or indicted that’s just bullshit

    • AlternativeQuacks

      Several news sources have hinted that something big is going on right now, but nobody seems to know what. John Kelly has been called to a late night meeting at the Capitol. Could be about the Flynn/Turkey/nuclear story (maybe this is much bigger than it looks at first?), could be about a government shutdown (reportedly chances of this just increased drastically), could be about the North Korea missile launch, or it could be about some other news bombshell that’s about to drop.

  • Max_1

    5 angry women fronted by one confused man in 3…2…1…

  • CB

    What a bunch of idiots. Mattel pulls a stunt for publicity. They take the bait and now a whole bunch of adults are talking about a toy. It happened with the Tokidoki Barbie, too. It’s too easy to bait these morons. Someone at Mattel got a promotion.

  • ByronK

    As I posted on Mediaite, gosh, someone stiff and plastic, with a manufactured look trying to earn credibility by speaking out on social issues. For a second, I thought it was the First Lady.

    • sadoldguy

      She is still too worn out from announcing her anti-cyber-bulling campaign.

      • MBear

        Thought it was pro cyber bullying…?

      • ByronK

        She’s been crushed under the weight of the issue. Literally. Eeeek!

    • shellback

      She ain’t no lady.

  • SoCalGal20

    It seems appropriate to post this brand new trailer for the upcoming film “Love, Simon” on this thread. I can’t wait for all the conservative apoplexy in March. 🙂 (Also, the movie looks good)

    https://twitter.com/lovesimonmovie/status/935621557279272960

    • Lazycrockett

      Im interested in the movie, but the trailer doesn’t make me wanna see it. Though now I know where Kid Flash has been.

      • SoCalGal20

        It’s a pretty formulaic trailer but I found it interesting enough.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
    • Stubenville

      Is that the Patsy Stone Barbie on the right?

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Rambie

      I can’t believe Corker even fell for the trigger trick. They just wanted it to pass the committee.

  • Henry Auvil

    I can just see the Million Moms chopping up these liberal Barbie dolls in their Vegamatics before having a prayer meeting over the Jello salad.

  • JT

    Barbie’s come a long way since her trailer trash days.
    https://thebestjudge.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/trailertrash_barbie1.jpg

    • MT YVR

      If that’s the one I saw in the Castro back in the day it says, on the back, “Best kisser in three counties. Pa told me so.”

      • JT

        Does Your Mother Know?

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Splody heads splodin’!

    https://i.imgur.com/gmZlYSX.gif

  • gaycuckhubby

    OT… just wait, the next World Cup is in Qatar

    https://twitter.com/gay4soccer/status/935642373471789058

    • JT

      It’s already in the gutter.

    • greenmanTN

      What a great idea, holding a tournament in a place where many of your players and fans are at risk of physical violence. Nope, no bribery to choose host countries going on here!

  • Forget the shirt, does she have a new hat??

  • boobert

    Is there a ken version ?

  • Treant

    Fun Fact: Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts, and her parents are George and Margaret Roberts. She’s from Wisconsin.

    Also, how popular can she possibly be if you have to buy her friends?

    • CB

      Her birthdate is March 9, and Ken didn’t show up till nearly 3 years later. She’s actually from Willows, Wisconsin.

      • Treant

        Ken still begs nightly for oral, but Barbie won’t Do That.

        G. I. Joe, however, will.

  • SoCalGal20

    Not sure if this was posted earlier but activists swarmed the Dirksen Senate office building today. Go Resistance!

    https://twitter.com/buzzfeednews/status/935588210356269061

  • jmax

    My evangelical, home-schooling, Trump-voting sister-in-law was wearing a Love Wins sweater this Thanksgiving. I’m sure she wasn’t wearing it to support marriage equality, but I just smiled and said nothing.

    • boobert

      Ignorance is bliss ! lol

      • jmax

        This is the same person who loved “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me” until I told her the singer in the video was a male. She wouldn’t listen to the song after that.

        • boobert

          Every family has one .

    • Steverino

      Reminds me of back in the day, in one of his videos, George Michael wore a pullover shirt emblazoned with “Choose Life” printed on the front. Likely he didn’t realize at the time, it was a popular slogan against abortion here in the states…

  • safari

    Continuing from last night, here’s Wonkette’s take on the horror holiday decor.

    https://twitter.com/Wonkette/status/935668410456924160

  • Jeffrey

    In unrelated news because I don’t care about Barbie, MMA fighter Simon Marini is now modeling jocks and I’m not sorry about the career change. NSFW http://www.omgblog.com/2017/11/omg-hes-naked-mma-fighter-simon-mutant-marini.php/#axzz4zmFf5oJN

    • Lazycrockett

      I’m fine with some man scaping here and there, but why an adult man complete shaves his pubes is weird to me specially with keeping his chest hair.

      • Jeffrey

        It is a personal choice, I don’t love it either. But I’d let it slide…

        • Reality.Bites

          We have these union suits he’s modelling.

          http://www.omgblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jockstrap-central-nasty-pig-union-suit-01.jpg

          My boyfriend’s is grey and I have it in black.

          • Jeffrey

            I’m ordering this

          • Jeffrey

            We’ll share some pics so I know how it’s gonna look 😉

          • houstonray

            I saw the pic and I swear I read your comment as “I have it in back”. LMAO!!!!!!!

        • Robincho

          I’ll bet you would…

          • Jeffrey

            Lol yup

        • Todd20036

          Its a personal thing. I wax everything below the waist.

          You get tattoos. I wax.

          I rather like being different.

    • Ross

      Manscaping should be illegal.

      I do not get the trend of men trying to look like boys.

      Creeps me out.

      • Jeffrey

        Manscaping is fine, but complete deforestation I hate

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          I can forgive some manscaping but prefer a full forest. While deforestation is an atrocity, I’ll make the month long exception to teach him the error of his ways, in various ways, then, when fully grown out, keep him for another month.

  • Jmdintpa
    • Stubenville

      Needs handguns and tattoos.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        And a few pounds.

        • Stubenville

          It’s just baby fat!

    • Canadian Observer

      The cigarettes are an extra nice touch.

    • shellback

      OMG I can almost smell the pork rinds and Mountain Dew – – – and Meth.

  • safari

    *circus music*
    Prepare for a shutdown — with single party leadership
    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/935672311075758080

    • Treant

      Well, duh. Obviously it’s the obstructing Democrats’ fault! If only they could use budgetary rules on the…er…budget…they’d only need 50 votes!

      • Sam_Handwich

        it’s the House that will be the bigger obstacle.

        Dems have absolutely no reason to help the GOP do its work

        • Ninja0980

          None at all.

    • Michael R
      • OdieDenCO

        that would be turbulence. we are already off the cliff.

    • Steverino

      Of course. Fascists are necessarily anarchists, at least until they seize complete one-party control over the government.

      See: Reichstadt Fire.

  • vorpal

    Buy stocks in Barbie because the conservative boycotts are going to be whining in and failing miserably soon!

    • Reality.Bites

      Actually don’t. Mattel is in financial trouble and is seeking a rescue from Hasbro.

      Their Boycotts are irrelevant and unknown. They do not do anything to improve business or hurt it. Starbucks stock has barely doubled in the last 5 years, from 25.94 to 56.66.

      Don’t get me wrong, that’s fine. But Netflix has gone from 11.67 to 199.18.

      Do not ever buy a stock on the totally false premise that Right-wing Christian boycotts help companies.

      • CB

        The Hasbro deal is a myth. Mattel rejected the idea. I still wouldn’t buy Mattel stock, though. Barbie has had a better Q4 because of lack of competition and some decent lines. The “Love Wins” is limited and not a contributor in any significant way to the brand.

  • jerry

    O/T: The newest scam is “Giving Tuesday”…OMNEG, I’ve deleted 400 junk emails today, and the office was deluged with fundraising calls.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I’d stop short of calling it a “scam”, but yeah, I think I’ve heard in email today from just about anybody who’s gotten a dime out of me since Katrina. But some of these orgs are really in for a tough time ahead.

      Now, if you can get Pennsylvania electric providers to stop calling my goddamn phone to offer me savings opportunities to switch to “Green” energy sourced from baby duck farts or what the fuck ever.

      but, I get it. Freedom. The free market is soooo efficient.

      • jerry

        For me, it’s the automated “Google Listings” calls…I think I receive at least 6 a day, and it’s not connected to the actual “Google” company, just scammers trying to get you to pay for something that’s free. With a business, there’s no such thing as a “Do Not Call List”…I guess you just have to keep taking all the crap.

  • MikeBx2

    Trump says “WE will take care of it”. Graham says, “if WE have to go to war”. Who is this we they keep talking about? Old GOP politicians?
    https://twitter.com/CNNSitRoom/status/935648690567446528

    • Sam_Handwich

      great time for the State Dept to be gutted and led by an imbecile

      • safari

        Tillerson says it isn’t a gutting, it’s just preparation for all our victories.

        • clay

          But who’s included in “our”?

    • We’re all fucking doomed.

      • Refugay

        It’s just a question of when.

        • Later would be nice. Cheeto Hitler and the savage GOPers appear determined to make it as soon as possible for as many as possible.

    • Max_1

      “WE” is short for: Those who dodged a draft

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Senator Graham was a fag.. a JAG! a JAG! Senator Graham was a JAG.

    • PeedeResistance

      SO tired of that toxic old closet bitch Miss Lindseybelle trying to butch herself up with war porn!

      • Robincho

        G.I. Jolene…

        • Megrim Twist

          I want to marry this comment.

          • Robincho

            I now pronounce you Megrim and Comment…

    • KnownDonorDad

      I’ll say it again: “war” = preemptive strike on Pyongyang, Kim lashes out at Seoul, hundreds of thousands of North and South Koreans die, plus who knows how many Americans and other foreign nationals in the area. It will dwarf the deaths in the actual Korean War.

    • OdieDenCO

      let’s bring back the roman custom of the members of the senate leading the troops on the battle field. would they rattle their sabers as loud?

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        Knees, yes. Sabers, no.

    • Treant

      Who’s this “we,” Kimosabe?

  • I really need some good news to lift my spirits… It’s been nothing but complete shit for weeks now. And it’s getting worse.

  • another_steve

    When I was a queerling, I played with the G.I. Joe dolls.

    I’d spread my legs and imagine that they were fucking me.

  • houstonray
    • Treant
      • Robincho

        A pocket full of posies, my ass. They were to mask the stench of rotting corpses in the streets of London. Ashes ashes they all fall down, my ass. Mass incineration was the only way to keep up…

        • Treant

          That’s a lot of ass you’re using, there…

  • kaboobie

    The Barbie Instagram account mostly features one of a kind dolls that aren’t in production. However, as a Barbie collector, I can confirm that the major Barbie designers are delightful gay men.

  • MikeBx2
    • Treant

      Eh? “No.” There, that was easy. The Republicans have been saying it for eight years, now the shoe is on the other foot. Pinches, doesn’t it?

    • clay

      Sounds like McConnell reminded Donny that it was Donny’s idea to go with the three month budget when McConnell and Ryan warned him not to.

    • safari

      -3,000,000 big

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Uh, yeah they can, just like the republicants did with Obama for almost 8 straight years. BTW Dotard, even with republicants obstruction, he still got more done than you ever will. Choke on that.

  • Ninja0980

    So has one Mom living in her basement weighed in yet?

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Don, baby. I love you, you know that. but the crowds, they wanna hear the hits!”

    • safari

      “They don’t love you, Mr. President.”
      “I’ll have to use my greatest acts.”

    • another_steve

      Please don’t defame pig-fuckers like that, gaycuckhubby.

      I have friends (we all do, I assume) who will fuck just about anything.

      I don’t condemn it – but why defame pigs in quite that way?

  • Hank

    Here’s to the Group: TINY Jazz Hands in Texas

  • another_steve

    Ohmigod I googled “save us Americans from Donald Trump” and look what came up!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e067b325b2735ae01f28cc98b969db7cfafc1fba6f5ac91b25c8bff2ed82a028.jpg

    • Hank

      He is one HOT STUD!!!

      • another_steve

        Well that’s only because you have good taste in men, Hank.

  • ohbear1957

    O/T https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0e62eb3a2f9acbfd47e04aadad4edf8824d2adaa2936906925fca525fda0f1d1.jpg

    I wish a few of Bo Obama’s turds were still on the White House lawn.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Funny, I’m old enough to remember when “Love wins” was the kind of thing Christians believed in….oops, there I go again, making the mistake of thinking Christians are honest or decent…silly, silly gaytheist.

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  • gaycuckhubby

    BREAKING…
    livestream to watch AUS Senate debate and vote on final passage of the Marriage act…

    https://www.aph.gov.au/News_and_Events/LiveMediaPlayer?vID={FF33B9F8-40CE-4549-9F45-150CAED572E6}&type=1

  • AlternativeQuacks
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      • safari

        Regardless, Alabama will look bad. Which is normal.

    • Ninja0980

      Sad to say but too much time passed, simple as that.

      • SoCalGal20

        This is like the longest fucking election cycle EVER. It’s pretty ridiculous. And there’s still two weeks to go!

        • safari

          What you’re saying is we need Comey to release a document on Moore’s emails?

          • safari

            Edited: I mixed ’em up.

          • SoCalGal20

            The optimum time frame for negative info is about two weeks before the election. Enough time for it to get traction but not enough time for people to convince themselves it doesn’t matter or to just tune out the issue. Unfortunately with Moore, even though there are new things coming out and people coming forward, the people who are Moore supporters are going to just be more entrenched and maybe even more motivated to vote than they would have been before.Meh.

            Hopefully two weeks from today we’ll be proven wrong but probably not. Jones is a fantastic candidate. He’s fighting the good fight no matter the outcome on Dec 12.

    • Lazycrockett

      All those undecideds we saw last week are voting for Moore, they just didn’t want to tell the pollsters.

      • Ninja0980

        Yup and also, the stuff that if Franken and Conyers were gone or if Doug Jones was for abortion they’d vote for him is a bunch of bullshit.

    • Blake J Butler

      1. its alabama it will not be surprising if he wins. 2. The race is not red at all and Jones has a good chance of winning, the clear is how and by how much if he does, which in that scenario i wouldn’t doubt by much since, once again it is alabama.

      3. If moore wins, it will just be a reflection on the image of the state that it already has, yes he’s assaulted women, banned from the mall for stalking girls, but he’s a republican and that was that mattered because a guy that convicted KKK members for murder of children wasn’t enough.

      4. moore also will be the face of the south for republicans, it won’t make any difference in states with assholes for governor alike like moore minus the scandal of moore’s that we know of, but in races that were competitive in states that were tossups, moore will be the face of the southern senators.

    • Treant

      Alabama. Child fucker. No big deal…obviously from available data.

  • safari

    Jessica Lansbury married a gay man?

    https://twitter.com/Queerty/status/935697804755861504

    • another_steve

      And why should this come as a surprise to any of us?

      The best men are gay.

      Every straight woman knows that.

    • AlternativeQuacks

      Not all that uncommon of a story. In the 40’s when that happened, it was extremely common. But even in the 80s and 90s, I met couples like that.

      This is why I sometimes get annoyed with (some of) the younger LGBTQIA crowd and their “We don’t need labels” crap. What they call “labels” we called visibility. And they have no idea how repressive and stifling it used to be in a society where we were expected/demanded to be invisible and everybody was expected to get married.

    • Natty Enquirer

      She was young.

  • Ninja0980

    Should also note on the Moore story below, the minute the stuff on Franken and Conyers came out, that was that.
    IMO, they had those ready to go because they KNEW of some of this stuff in his past and wanted to make sure they could throw a wrecking ball if the chance came.
    And sadly, they were right.

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  • Lazycrockett

    New Thread!!

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  • Nic Peterson

    Dear Monica Cole,

    Looks like Mattel recognizes the purchasing power of our community. Just like that WWJD Barbie, oh, wait…

  • Ranger One
  • my barbie story:

    so i joined the Marine Corps and a bunch of my friends threw ‘going away’ type parties for me and stuff like that. my friend K was a fellow bartender. she worked two shifts at one place while going to school full time and raising a 3yo child by herself. i totally was drowning in respect for her, she was older than me and still worked the frat boys for that extra $20 after the first pitcher. she couldn’t come to my big party, and she felt bad about that.

    so she bought me a gift. i remember opening it. it was a box, with a barbie inside. the boxes are all special, as i’m sure many of you know. this one was Marine Corps Barbie. she had long curly hair and even tho she was an enlisted person, she looked smart and tough. K told me she actually bought two barbies, and gave one to her daughter. she said she looked up and down the aisles of TrU and the other stores and could not find a single example of either a a) female officer Marine Corps Barbie nor a b) Black Marine Barbie. but she combined a few outfits and made one for me to take to OCS. 🙂

    • misterjack

      Nice story, CD.