Forrest Trump Proves SNL Right Once Again

Talking Points Memo reports:

Eric Trump on Tuesday argued that an ABC News reporter didn’t have any right calling the President’s use of “Pocahontas” as an attack offensive. President Donald Trump on Monday called Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) Pocahontas, an attack he uses often, during a White House event celebrating Navajo code talkers.

Eric Trump, 33, appeared to be referring in his tweet to ABC News White House correspondent Johnathan Karl, who asked White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders Monday about Trump’s attack line: “Why did he feel the need to say something that is offensive to many people while honoring the Navajo code talkers, these genuine American heroes?”

  • another_steve

    Congenital insanity in that family.


    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      More like genetic inbreeding

      • another_steve

        Ah yes. Donald and Ivanka.

        Never good, that sort of thing.

  • Ziad Baaklini

    Oh snap.

  • gaycuckhubby

    OMG that is embarrassingly idiotic

    • another_steve

      Like father, like son.

      • JackFknTwist

        Hahaha, I was thinking that; – impenetrable stupidity is hereditary !

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      • JCF

        Dad at least has the excuse of age-related dementia…

    • FAEN

      Do we expect anything less from that family?

      • gaycuckhubby

        Not at all. At least I don’t

        Now, is this actual idiocy or just an attempt to be obtuse and to muddy the water

        • David Walker

          I doubt he knows “obtuse,” either the word or the definition. I suspect he would find it “astounding” that both 2X2 and 2+2 equal 4. And I doubt he’d find the irony of “jumbo shrimp.”

          • perversatile

            Eric and Don Jr’s former wrangler/governess recalls
            the occasion when the two boys had over-heard their
            father tell a slightly off colour joke about a group of
            cannibals and the survivors of a train wrecked troop of traveling circus performers, and her growing frustration
            at trying to explain the punchline,
            “Does this clown stew taste funny?”
            as a humorous play on words versus Eric’s opinion that
            the funniest part of the joke was when the train crashed.

    • Gustav2



    • vorpal

      They’re never embarrassed.

    • Thorn Spike

      Just another day at the orifice that is Uday/Qusay’s pie hole.

  • misterjack

    Consider your beads READ.

    • JoeMyGod

      One of the first drag queens I ever saw back in the 70s was named Rita Beads. Kids today wouldn’t know how funny that is.

      • misterjack

        That’s too funny!

      • gaycuckhubby

        Yeah. I don’t get it. Lol
        I’m about to hit the net for some queer history 101!

        • JoeMyGod

          I wrote about Rita Beads once in the early years of JMG.

          • gaycuckhubby


          • misterjack

            Wow! 2006!
            I wish I had met your friend, Rita.

        • JoeMyGod

          It’s a reference to rosary beads.

          As in “don’t look to Jesus for your future, I’m gonna tell you right now”…..

          • gaycuckhubby

            Fuck, I love gay people (especially drag queens)

          • Charlie 2001

            Long ago, when a person said something that clearly revealed they were gay this was calling dropping their beads (like having your pearl necklace break and scatter all over). I think I read this in “The Queen’s Vernacular”, which I found on the shelves of my college library.. This book also told me what seafood was.

          • Robincho

            Will we be seeing you for Fleet Week next year?…

  • JoeMyGod
    • clay

      I expect they’ll start an “I’m a Little Teapot” song-n-dance number in some future episode.

    • Ore Carmi

      SNL’s take on Eric and Jr. is LITERALLY the only silver lining to this god-fucking-damned administration. [Well, plus Samantha Bee.] The fidget spinner segment is still my favorite.

  • MBear

    The emperor and his family are idiots.
    Who is pulling the strings?

  • Todd20036

    Most Nazis aren’t very bright

  • bkmn

    I want them all to go down hard.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    So this just happened.

    This is fine. Nothing to see here folks, just move along.

    • Sam_Handwich


    • Treant

      Finally. Why are we playing his reindeer games? Talk about what we’d do if there weren’t an old, moronic, dotard millionaire in there.

    • Gustav2

      Look forward to the Republican Shutdown of government. They have the White House, a majority in both houses of Congress and can’t govern.

      • DaveMiller135

        They’re going to pout and hold their breath until they give in and do it their way?

    • olandp

      What was the tweet?

      • clay

        “Meeting with ‘Chuck and Nancy’ today about keeping government open and working. Problem is they want illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked, are weak on Crime and want to substantially RAISE Taxes. I don’t see a deal!”

        That’s one reason McConnell hated Trump’s three-month budget deal with ‘Chuck and Nancy’.

        • Jonathan Smith
        • sadoldguy

          trump displaying his master deal making skills.

          • clay

            By getting the other party to stay away from the table, all together.

          • Rambie

            But, he’ll get to use the, “They are the ones who refused to come to the meeting!” defense.

          • wmforr

            While they praise him and tell him he got a bigger banquet than Obama did–this he calls a “very successful trip”. Well, all the Asian leaders must be getting together to laugh it up over how they plan to screw this naïf.

        • gaycuckhubby

          I have a cousin who tried to justify voting for Trump by saying “Trump is such a great businessman, he always gets the best deals”
          “if we could do for the country what he did for his businesses then we’ll be in a much better place”
          first off, he was a horrible business man and second his ego won’t allow him to make a deal or compromise.
          He blew up this meeting before it ever happened. what a fucking nutcase

          • Buford

            Tell your cousin that Trump’s bigotry should have been a disqualifier unless he’s OK with bigotry. Otherwise, it’s no excuse to say that he voted for Trump’s business acumen but not his stance on gays and Muslims. Votes don’t work that way.

          • Paul

            Indeed. Much like what that recent Atlantic article said, if you voted for trump who ran on a racist / bigoted platform then you’re a racist / bigot.

          • Buford

            Completely, and this is the reason why I’ve lost respect for otherwise-normal friends and family. This wasn’t ‘agree-to-disagree’, ‘difference-of-opinion’ politics. If the bigotry spouted by Trump and codified in the official 2016 GOP Platform doc wasn’t a disqualifier for them, then they are either bigots, too, or they are undeserving of respect for placing such an uninformed vote when SO much was on the line.

          • clay

            see also, “NAFTA, renegotiating”, and “TPP, renegotiating”, and . . .

          • William

            Get your cousin an “I’m with Stupid” t-shirt that has the arrow pointing up.

          • wmforr

            Try “Reagan was such a lousy actor, think what he’d do if he ran the country”.
            Trump’s business strategy–lying, cheating, and never paying his debts–just doesn’t work on an international scale.

        • wmforr

          And he’s worried the Putin might be “insulted” by U.S. intelligence agencies investigating his many crimes. Put-put must be really deep up Trump’s rump.

    • JCF
  • Megrim Twist

    Is it possible that Ivanka is actually his mother and that he is the product of incest … and … uh … ::vomit sounds::

    • The_Wretched

      That’s Barron. Eric is Gary Busey’s son from a humilation/cuck scene Trump had Melania do.

  • Octoberfurst

    Hey Eric, you’ve proven that the turd doesn’t fall far from the anus.

  • Treant

    Run, Eric-Forrest, R…

    Er, just sit there, Eric, I’m completely certain everything will be all right.

    • Bambino

      Over the hill and off the cliff.

  • PickyPecker

    That Frederick Douglass….has done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more!

    • Gerry Fisher

      I dunno. I think he’s a flash in the pan.

    • ColdCountry

      Mr. Pecker, you look positively dashing!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL !! I’m sure understanding how breathing air works is staggering to you.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • clay

      Yeah, Idiot Daddy tweets could push a government shut down for Christmas!

    • William

      Did Nancy moon the White House?

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Bambino

    Lie is like a box of crappy chocolate for that family. You know its the same bullshit that get spin in different ways.

  • Harveyrabbit

    What do you expect from someone who thinks Griffith’s Birth Of A Nation is the greatest movie of all time?

  • JeauxFan

    Eric’s dearth of critical thinking skills is on diaplay here – AGAIN. This is why you cannot argue logically with these knuckleheads. They don’t get it. It’s not really their fault that they’re stupid in this way, any more than it’s my fault that my the sense of direction is worse than that of a dead dog. However, they should be able to recognize their weakness in this area and prepare or STIFLE themselves accordingly.

    • Tom Mears

      The Trumps equate having access to wealth as being equivalent to being smart enough to create wealth.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Treant

      So that implies (not infers) that the tax plan is going down faster than I do on the first date.

      • Chucktech

        I’m guessing that’s “wham bam thanks, buddy” fast?

        • Treant

          Well, the pants come down that fast. After that, I prefer to take my time and tease them a little bit. Much like the Republicans are doing with this tax bill.

          • Chucktech

            Except the Republican donors are saying, “Jesus, when are you gonna cum??”

          • Treant

            When I let him. And not before.

          • DaMoldBrok

            You are evil!

            I like you!

          • Treant

            Really? Because just before the above-described moment, I’ve heard, “I hate you,” along with the squeak of struggling against the ropes.

            They change their tune pretty quickly after that, though.

    • clay

      from Dick Cheney’s “unitary executive” to Bannon’s weak-ass White House in only one GOP cycle!

    • ColdCountry

      That’s a third degree burn.

  • SFBruce

    As much as I love Larry Nadler’s pointing out Eric’s incorrect use of “infer,” I can’t help but wish that linguistic clumsiness were the most notable problem we have to deal with from the Trump clan.

  • Michael R
    • Bryan

      “Mmmm… hair-ham…”

    • Lindsey-belle just luvs ham biscuits.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    It would be like. Your dad calling you “Forrest” Trump in front of a mentally challenged group.

    • Chucktech

      But Forrest Gump was a big hit….

      • Canadian Observer


  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Oh Eric, … cocaine is one h3ll of a drug.
    Maybe time you cut back by a few kilos each week?

    • Tawreos

      Do you really want Columbia to go bankrupt?

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Can’t wait for the sequel…calling Charlie Rangel ” Uncle Remus ” when addressing the Tuskegee Airmen …maybe a song..Zippitty doo da?

  • zhera

    That Frederick Douglass, he sure is getting recognized more and more. And with good reason!

    Eric, you tried. But words; how do they work????!?

  • Mike Solo

    Can’t wait for the day when calling somebody a “trump” is considered extremely offensive.

    • zhera

      You mean 20 years ago already?

    • Jonathan Smith

      Jan 20th, 2017?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      I’m already fond of the expletive – – Trump you!

      • Bambino

        Ewwwww! You take that back! What a trump!

    • Bambino

      It is for me since before the election.

  • shellback

    I seem to be in perpetual confusion trying to decide which son is dumber.

    • EdA

      Both. They take turns. Like the Cyclops if the Odyssey.

    • clay

      Quick check– which son is allowed to handle weapons with live ammo?

  • Lazycrockett
    • Dom Saunders

      Reality is stranger than fiction…

  • Tom Furgas

    The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

  • Christopher

    You know what’s truly staggering? The disconnect from reality that this family has.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • lymis

      And to carry it further – to the point that Trump is doing it – if someone calls someone Anne Frank because they say that they have some Jewish heritage and the speaker doesn’t believe it, the offense just piles right up – because then he’d be calling someone Anne Frank because he DOESN’T think they’re a Jew, while ignoring their own statements that they are (at least in part.)

      Trump’s thing is clearly that Warren can’t have any Native American ancestors because she doesn’t look like a Native American to him.

  • Boreal
  • Buford

    To a developmentally-disabled dotard, I’m sure that the fact that the writing pen disappears when you click the button at the other end is ‘staggering’, also.

  • bobbyjoe

    Republicans should love Disney’s Pocahontas– it imagines a romantic relationship between Pocahontas and John Smith, when in reality, Pocahontas was 11 years old when she saved John Smith’s life. Since Republicans are now huge supporters and enablers of kiddie diddlers, it seems like they’d really be into that.

  • Richard B

    Wow, Eric genuinely doesn’t get it.
    No wonder why the family considers him the dullest knife in the Trump drawer.

    • Ross

      That’s a low drawer.

      • Filled with the flimsiest plastic forks and spoons and knives that break upon picking up.

  • CJAS

    They are painfully dumb. It seems that English is their second language. And forget logic.

    • Hue-Man

      wiki: “As a young boy, [Eric] Trump spent his summers in the Czech countryside near Zlin with his maternal grandparents.”
      I read that Donald Jr. speaks Czech.

      • Jonathan Smith

        and speaks fluent “stupid”?

      • CJAS

        Thanks. That partially explains his lack of facility with English. But he was primarily raised here–attended boarding school and college here.

        • Michael White

          Did he actually graduate from College? Really? Daddy pay big $$$ for that “degree”

          • Jonathan Smith

            Let me buy you a library, built by imported slave labor….er….ummm……Mexicans.”

          • CJAS

            He did graduate, apparently with honors, from Georgetown. The boarding school made buying college admission unnecessary.

  • KCMC
  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Yeah, he really is the dumb one.

  • Conservatives really are that stupid.

    I try to give some of them the benefit of the doubt. After all some right wingers are very good at their job. But to claim that Trump isn’t using Pocahontas as a slur against Elizabeth Warren is baffling. Of course he means it as an insult. No, it wasn’t a slur until Trump made it one. This is so obvious and they can’t see it. And to bring that up in the middle of honoring the Navaho who created the unbreakable code (because no one in the Third Reich could possibly have known the Navaho language and were probably spending hours trying to break something that wasn’t actually a code. They helped us tremendously and deserve to be honored. What a disgrace. I’m so embarrassed for our country.

    • CottonBlimp

      How sad is it that those Navajo, who worked to protect this country from Nazis, had to just stand there while a Nazi president insulted them?

  • five

    Actually, Eric did use “infer” correctly. The ABC reporter correctly inferred that the usage was racist. He then went on to imply that it was racist when he spoke to Sarah Sanders .

    • Mikey

      The reporter may have inferred that the use of “Pocahontas” was racist as used by Trump during the presser.
      However, Eric was referencing the reporter’s question to Sarah Huckabee , thus the correct usage is “imply”.

      • Robincho

        Thank you…

      • five

        You’re inferring that was what he was referencing, but he never directly implied it.

  • Jim Maloney

    Like father, like son. Stupid or acts it.

  • ByronK

    Yes, Eric’s wheel may be going around but the hamster is definitely dead.

  • narutomania

    Oh, I love me some Fred Doug. I hope he’s doing well and a good steady job, access to health cover and what not. He’s a great guy, that Fred.

    • Halou

      I thought he died at Bowling Green.

  • TexasBoy

    Well, it IS Eric, not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

    • Mikey

      not much of an excuse when it’s a drawer full of spoons.

  • pch1013

    Rule #1 of life under this régime: it can *always* get worse.

  • Reasonoverhate

    The entire tRump family and administration gives me stupid fatigue!

  • JWC

    The jury is still oiut as to which of the 2 male off spring of Eltrumpo is the dumbest Donny Jr racks up many point because of his frequent comments. Eric poo says little but when he does they are Zingers. To both’ It’s best to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are stupid that open it and prove it

  • Jay Silversmith

    The fact that the Earth isn’t flat is probably “truly staggering” to this dodo bird. STFU

  • Ninja0980

    The stupid, it burns so bad.

  • Tor

    If I see some person (not you) on the street with a fucked up looking face and teeth and say “Hey, are you Eric Trump?” – offensive 5/


  • Halou

    If calling a person with native ancestry Pocahontas is just fine, I’ll call Eric Adolf instead. Because that’s just fine, right?

  • netxtown

    Even after staring for hours at a little dipper – Eric never quite mastered connecting the dots….

  • RemusL

    Eric, Eric, Eric…
    Your brother was trying SOOO hard to make you seem like the smarter son. All you had to do was keep your mouth shut.

  • Jamie Brewer

    The only time I have ever agreed with Frothy Mix was when he said of the conservative’s, “We will never have the elite, smart people on our side.” The ignorance displayed by the Orange Turd and his spawn is mind numbing to any rational thinking person.

  • RJ Tremor

    “You’re such an idiot” should become “You’re such a Trump”.

    • Gil

      apologies to idiots for comparing them to Trumps….

  • Kevin Andrews

    The inbred idiocy of this Shitgibbon’s serial wives demonstrates the endemic illness of this lot of treasonous, ignorant fucks who are nothing more than shit from the gutter.

  • Mickey Bitsko

    Didn’t take long for Eric to retake the title of Dumbest Son from Jr.

  • Charles Madsen

    It is easy to see where these 2 nuts hang….

  • ikahana

    Oh, that poor thing. He really doesn’t have a clue, does he?

  • Lumpy Gaga

    There’s a Trump in the woodpile.

  • The name “Trump” is turning into Santorum.

  • wmforr

    If my memory is correct…
    Archie Bunker [to his Black neighbor’s son]: Listen to your Mammy!
    The Boy’s Mother: No one ever better call me “Mammy”!
    Archie: I though all you Black guys called your mothers “Mammy”. Al Jolson did that for years.
    Or as Tim Minchin put it, “Only a ginger can call another ginger ‘ginger’.”

  • carrot festival

    Hopefully there’s a bunker buster with this idiot’s name on it.

  • greenmanTN

    I bet the Trump brain trust pulled an all-nighter coming up with that one!

    (More likely he got it from the comments at Breitbart.)

    • Ben in Oakland

      eminently punchable the both of them.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Actually, it became offensive when he used it in a conversation with genuine heroes and implied that “all you injuns” are exactly the same, and worth the same cheap political points.

  • Guess

    Errant Eric’s daddy made Andrew Jackson nearly look like the second-worst President featured in that room for Native Americans. That “ill” Papa somehow found a way to make that particular race close was quite the feat.

  • leastyebejudged

    A real man would walk right up to Eric Trump and punch him square in the face.

    There are no real men left in America.

  • Texpat

    Except that unfortunately this is exactly the sort of logic that his supporters understand and I use logic ironically here

  • Ore Carmi

    There’s a Bernie Bernstein Twitter handle now? 👍

  • Stockmann

    “The irony of an ABC reporter (whose parent company Disney has profited nearly half a billion dollars on the movie “Pocahontas”) inferring that the name is “offensive” is truly staggering to me.”

    Beneath contempt is Qusay drumpf defending the lump of sheit that reveled in humiliating his mother, ripped handfuls of hair from her scalp, and raped her.