AMERICA FIRST: New Trump Merch Is Made In China

The Daily Beast reports:

President Donald Trump’s company started selling a new line of Trump-branded merchandise this month and some of the products are manufactured overseas, The Daily Beast found. The Trump Organization launched Trumpstore.com and sells a $32 Trump Golf hat made in Bangladesh and a $25 faux gold bouillion “TRUMP” coin bank made in China.

The Trump Organization is still owned by the president and is managed by his sons, Eric and Donald Jr. (who promoted the opening on his Facebook page). It appears then that Trump is profiting off of foreign-made goods despite his promise to put “America first” when it comes to manufacturing.

  • bkmn
    • coram nobis

      Everything’s for sale in this milieu.

      Captain Renault: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you’ve never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
      Rick: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
      Captain Renault: That is another reason.

  • Lazycrockett

    “That just proves hes a good business man!” – Asshole Uncle over Christmas dinner.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Should have punched him in the face.

    • Rob NYNY

      “That just prove’s he’s a good busines’s man.” As’s hole uncle over Christma’s dinner.

      Punctuation revised for University of Pennsylvania graduate’s.

  • ByronK

    It’s a sad, sad world if people can actually profit of of crap like that. He probably has the color of his spraytan trademarked.

    • Bob Conti

      It’s probably the same color my mom called that was painted on the walls of the house we moved into, “diarrhea tan.”

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        Babyshit brown.

      • stuckinthewoods

        We found that more elegant to refer to as “caca d’enfant”

        • Salton

          Or caca d’oie!

          • stuckinthewoods

            You’ve given me another term in husband’s favorite color range. I’ve tended to politely call it peridot. Now I can add French “goose poop”and “vert bilieux”.

          • Salton

            Glad to have been of help. “Caca d’oie” is an interesting color, but, unlike your husband, not one of my favorites!

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Where is Trumpy Bear made?

    https://youtu.be/i9qv8RSreIM

    • William

      The first circle of hell.

    • Bryan

      “I come when the trumpet sounds…”

      Me too, trumpy bear, me too…

    • Charlie 2001

      Plus we need a TrumPee bear.

      • William

        Trumpy and Pee Bear.

    • bkmn
      • netxtown

        at trumps advanced age…the balls should be well past his knees….

    • clay

      Charlie the sad beagle is “decorated” (has a blue “Trump” ribbon knotted around his neck) in the USA. Likewise, the “classic” Teddy bear is “decorated” (has a black “Trump” sweater pulled over its head) in the USA. Both were inspired by Eric.

    • clay

      $40 and it doesn’t even have the right number of toes.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Please. That ad’s an Onion production, right?

      • Pollos Hermanos

        I thought so at first but it’s actually for real.

  • clay

    “faux gold (plastic) bullion” to go with
    “Fox News (plastic surgery) bullshit”

  • Ninja0980

    And his supporters still won’t give a damn.
    They are stupid brainless people beyond help.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • clay

      Don’t blame this one on Pennsylvania, he only stayed here for two years.

      • Will Parkinson

        Have you recovered yet?

        • clay

          Is he out of DC, yet?

          • Will Parkinson

            Please let it be soon. PLEASE!

          • clay

            (temporarily, on his way to Missouri, not permanently, yet)

  • another_steve

    The deplorables – when they’re not masturbating – think anything “Trump” is good.

    • gaycuckhubby

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    • Gene Perry

      Correction: The deplorables … while masturbating … think anything “Trump” is good

  • I don’t think this country has ever had a more corrupt and criminal president…

    • Hank

      He makes Nixon look like a “saint”!

      • coram nobis

        I’m tempted to say that’s heresy … but … it’s only Tuesday. What’ll he think up next?

      • Todd Allis
        • jmax

          There’s a Futurama scene where Nixon is looking out of the White House window, yelling “FALL! FALL, DAMN IT!” at a squirrel running on a telephone wire. I don’t know why but it cracks me up every time.

      • Todd20036

        He makes W look like a Mensa member.

        • CottonBlimp

          He makes Cheney look like kind.

          • William

            I sorta miss Cheney.

          • CottonBlimp

            Sometimes I wonder if Trump was all a Cheney plot to make us forget how badly THAT administration fucked everything up.

          • Erin

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    • another_steve

      I agree, Becca.

      I mean, Nixon was a liar and a crook but at least he wasn’t a puppet of a rogue nation.

    • Mark McGovern

      AND he doesn’t even try to hide it!

    • William

      At least U.S. Grant was plastered during his presidency.

    • rednekokie

      I don’t just “think” that — I know it for a fact. And, for once, I agree with the North Koreans — tRump is indeed an insane bastard.

  • JWC

    This is surprising WHY???

  • coram nobis

    A goldbrick.

    Also, goldbricker. Slang. a person, especially a soldier, who shirks responsibility or performs duties without proper effort or care.
    — dictionary.com

    • Steverino

      Not to be confused with the golddiggers Trump marries.

  • William

    He used Chinese steel in his buildings, why wouldn’t use Chinese plastic in his crap.
    Chinese made metallic toys tend to be high in heavy metals.

    • clay

      His golf ball markers are described as being made of “iron base metal”.

      • William

        Base metal can mean anything. It’s whatever is left over.

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          Foundry slag.

          • clay

            AND, we’re back to cadmium.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            …Which leads us back to D’Oh!

    • coram nobis

      No radioactivity in this line, though?

      • William

        Just a little cadmium and lead.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        The glow-in-the-dark items cost extra.

  • shellback

    I am so disappointed every time a new item is posted that isn’t his obituary.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Every morning when I wake up I listen for car horns and the sounds of dancing in the street. Every morning’s a disappointment.

      • shellback

        Perhaps we should get together to wallow in our sorrow – with booze.

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          Don’t give up the fight.

      • ColdCountry

        Thousands of people celebrating on the rooftops.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I anxiously await his posthumous tweet.

  • JT

    If it’s gold bouillon, it’s a rare dish indeed. Gold bullion I wouldn’t trust from any outfit, least of all Drumpf’s.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Actually, it’s “bouillion,” which is made of fool’s gold pressed into tiny cubes that dissolve into nothing when water is added.

      • Steverino

        Perhaps it turns the water into gold water, which is why he serves it to the Russian hookers he hires.

  • anne marie in philly

    what a crock o’shit! FAT LYING ORANGE BASTARD!

  • Adam Stevens

    Is there ANYTHING about the Trumps that ISN’T faux?

  • zhera

    Those prices are pretty high! How will Trailer Park Tina and Tony afford this?

  • Henry Auvil

    I love Melania’s new product “Emolument Creme” lube for tiny dicks. “Just a dab will do ya!”

    • coram nobis

      SNL’s “Complicit” fragrance is also stylish these days.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Lumpy Gaga

      Don’t take RPDR gifs in vain, my dear Carlos. Olbermann may not be Cicero, but I’d rather spend an hour with him than RuPaul.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Blasphemy!

        • Lumpy Gaga

          No, not really. He works hard for his money, so more power to him, but still… no.

          • gaycuckhubby

            🙂

  • Bluto

    I’m holding out for the twittler administration indictment figurine collection.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fcb6453b82abaf971da6abb5db40c0d3528bbe8c996f1e57b0290c3e1e3c0e20.jpg

  • Ninja0980
    • Megrim Twist

      These are the stains we’ll never get out!

      • Tread

        We can, we just have to have control of both the Senate and House. All of these judges can be impeached (and should be.)

        • clay

          This one even had 1 R vote against confirming him.

          • shellback

            Thanks for the info, Clay.
            Hugs.

        • Megrim Twist

          OK thank you. Blood pressure lowering … lowering …

    • Tread

      Let me guess. It was the one who has zero judicial experience.

      • Ninja0980

        Nope but he’s a right wing hack.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          He’s now in a position to make his (crack) pipe dreams come true.

      • clay

        Greg Katsas is a lawyer who currently serves as Deputy Assistant to the President and Deputy Counsel to the President. He clerked for Clarence Thomas, both at the DC Circuit and the Supreme Court. He was brought into the DoJ early in Bush 43’s first term. He worked on the WH response to the Mueller probe and gave advice on the travel ban, DACA, and the voter fraud commission. He’s a huge fan of Executive Privilege.

        • Tread

          So zero judicial experience.

          • clay

            He has argued executive cases.
            He’s never served as a judge.
            And he’s probably tight with Trump.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Howzzat travel-ban-ny, DACA-y, voter-fraud-commissiony thing workin’ out for ya?

    • Because Obama was faced with REAL REPUBLICAN’t OBSTRUCTIONISM

    • Nathaniel

      This is why winning back the Senate is more important than the House.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    next you’ll be telling me Bristol Palin isn’t a virgin.

  • Michael R
  • elias

    “I come when the trumpet sounds…”Me too, trumpy bear, me too…

  • Max_1
  • Reality.Bites

    Gold Bullion, Daily Beast. Jim Baker’s the one selling fake soup.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    All items will soon be found in dumpsters behind Goodwill and Salvation Army stores, because they wouldn’t sell.

  • MikeBx2
  • shellback

    Just when you think the office of the president couldn’t get any cheaper or tawdry, well, here we are.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Melania: His “junk” is tacky and tainted, too. Believe me! Sad!!

      • shellback

        Howdy, Dreaming,
        It’s always a pleasure to see you.

  • netxtown

    SMGDH – the president has his own line of trinkets ??? WTF?

    • Tread

      Uh. He came into office with his own line of trinkets.

  • Mikey

    did they REALLY spell it “bouillion”?

    • Reality.Bites

      Yes, I went to the link and checked. While I’d make a nasty crack about Daily Beast doing it, if it were Joe’s typo I wouldn’t do the same if I chose to mention it at all.

      • Mikey

        this is actually one of those places where would have been useful.
        (I noticed that some websites/blogs seem to use it completely wrong, inserting it where their opinion on a topic differs, rather than where there is an actual error in the quoted text.)

  • Jmdintpa

    laugh laugh laugh haters.. i scooped this all up. it will be worth a fortune one day when you see how great trump is going to be… then i will have the last laugh as i cash in on the increased value of these treasures.

    • matrem

      A+ satire

      • Jmdintpa

        most people do not know that anymore and i get blasted here lol. the more outlandish stuff you say the more they buy into it. im old and sometimes i think satire is a lost art with the im offended generation.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Jmdintpa-Bob’s right! My only problem is finding the storage space to keep them in Mint condition!!!!

    • Treant

      Just wait! I hear there’s a Franklin Mint Trump Coin coming soon, and only $39.99! Limit five to a sucke…I mean, customer!

      • CB

        Haven’t thought about the Franklin Mint in a while. Since all my elderly relatives passed away.

        • Treant

          Wait. There’ll be golden strands of Trump hair, golden portraits, golden coins, anything the rubes will overpay for in gold wash.

          • coram nobis

            Trump Commemorative, Limited Edition Dishes. Just wait.

          • Treant

            They’d be great for a diet! You want to leave the food on it so you don’t have to look at his face.

  • greenmanTN

    What’s next, a Trump “action figure”* for his base to play with?

    *Bankruptcy Lawyers and Foreign Agents sold separately

    • clay

      I think that’s what they intended with Trumpy Bear– a soft plush you can masturbate with, comes with a US flag rag.

      • mjsatty

        I really hate that commercial.
        http://www.gettrumpybear.com

      • William

        How long until we see photos and videos of people doing terrible things to Trumpy Bear?

  • ColdCountry

    This should be brought up at each and every WH briefing. Along with the question of why he still owns and profits from the company.

  • fuzzybits

    I wonder if they have those toy limos for the kids like Barron has.

    • coram nobis

      Toy stretch limos.

  • Max_1

    MAGA*

    *made in China

  • Paula

    If I buy one of these, will I get into heaven easier?

    • Reality.Bites

      I don’t know if easier, but if you’re dumb enough to buy one, probably sooner.

      • clay

        John Wayne– “Life’s hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.”

    • CB

      No but you might get through the eye of a needle.

  • OdieDenCO

    I assume the coin bank comes with a “all monies deposited are property of donny & co” clause

  • Dale Snyder

    How appropriate. Now toothless hillbillies who voted for him will have a golden bar bank with the appropriate slot needed to store their entire two week paychecks.

    • coram nobis

      It’s not appropriate if it’s on one side. Stuff will get wadded up at one end, esp. if there’s coins in the mix. Lousy ergonomics on top of everything else.

      • Dale Snyder

        I collected antique banks when I was a kid, all kinds of designs, all metal. I had one that was a man’s head where the coin was put into his hand and when you flipped the lever it went into his simultaneously open mouth.

        Of the hundreds I had, every one of them had a center coin slot.

        As if anyone in connection with this corpulent piece of shit would understand the horrible design of that turd of a bank.

        • William

          One of my great aunts had a house full of old cast iron banks. A big treat for us kids was to go visit with a bag of pennies.

          Everything she owned went to the Gideon Society. Feel free to steal a hotel bible on my behalf.

          • coram nobis

            It’s an interesting point, though the hotel Gideons must be the most unread books in the USA. (BTW, they’re all KJV, and we know that King James I was the biggest fairy of the Protestant Reformation — but I digress.)

            now rocky raccoon checked into his room
            only to find gideon’s bible.
            rocky had come equipped with a gun
            to shoot off the legs of his rival.
            his rival it seems had broken his dreams
            by stealing the girl of his fancy.
            her name was magill, and she called herself lil,
            but everyone knew her as nancy …

    • Canadian Observer

      I can picture how to get the meth into the bank, how do you get it back out?

      • Dale Snyder

        The meth was used already, so they don’t have to worry about retrieving it.

        The slot is for the pennies!

  • Ben in Oakland

    They were made in China because they don’t contain coal.

  • JaniceInToronto

    Gosh. I’m shocked!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    But remember, he’s totes about putting Americans back to work…in the salt mines by the looks of it.

    While I won’t actually watch, I would be curious to see how Fux Noise would spin this…oh right, they don’t care, my bad.

  • Sporkfighter

    I have a better idea…

    https://youtu.be/zq-nXzVq63A

  • ECarpenter

    This can’t be true! He got on the TV just last week and said he’s bringing back all the jobs which were shipped overseas! Are you telling me . . . he lied? OH, NO!!!!

  • M Jackson

    I guess putting together trump crap ranks right up there with scrubbing toilets as jobs Americans just refuse to do.

  • WiMountainBear

    I saw today the Xmas “Chia Pet” commercial…
    This year is Rob Ross… (PBS painter)
    NO “Presidential” version. I’m thinking buyers would fill them with piss… ???
    Pa… Pa… Pa… Peea

    • coram nobis

      If Donald’s hair was green instead of orange he’d look like a Chia Pet.

    • clay

      They already did a Trump one. My sister’s had one in her beauty shop for at least a year. When clients praise Trump, she knows to fuck up their hair. When clients mock Trump, she knows to do a better job.

      and that’s in Topeka, Ks.

  • Gerard

    I need to buy some of that ” faux gold bouillion” and make some gold soup for Christmas dinner 😂

    • Ernest Endevor

      Excellence in catching sloppy editing!

  • Kevin Andrews

    The Shitgibbon couldn’t care less about the American Labor Market. All it wants is to launder Russian-Money and have it’s ego stroked. Dickless wonder for sure.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4b7283352df5f506d49c0b599a580445d3467f30d11f75d78aba5567001d2a55.png