Trump “Quickly” Goes Golfing For 79th Time

The Hill reports:

President Trump said that he will play golf “quickly” on Friday at the Trump National Golf Club with professional golfers Tiger Woods and Dustin Johnson.

Trump tweeted Friday morning that after a phone call with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, he will head to his golf club, located less than five miles from Mar-a-Lago. Trump is spending Thanksgiving at his Florida resort.

Friday will be the third day in a row Trump has spent at the golf course in Jupiter, Florida, while spending the holiday weekend at his private beach resort, Mar-a-Lago, which he referred to Wednesday as the “Winter White House.” Friday is also the 101st day that he has spent at a Trump property since taking office.

  • JustDucky
  • Bambino

    The dotard none stop daily emit of methane caused more environmental damage than a field of cows farting.

    • /

      The field of cows farting makes for more coherent noises than most of his speeches.

      • Uncle Mark

        Yet Drumpf steams more than a fresh cow-pat in January

    • kanehau

      Interesting fact… the creature that creates the most methane is not actually the cow… it is the termite.

  • Bluto
  • DreadPikathulhu

    Bringing jobs back to the US would require massive investment in training, infrastructure, and factories. He should be talking to congress and local governments and business leaders.

    • clay

      His corporate tax cuts will jack up interest rates, killing private investment in the above. His GOP allies are opposed to public investment in the above.

  • ceeenbee

    President Obama should have gone to Louisiana days ago, instead of golfing. Too little, too late!
    11:15 AM – 23 Aug 2916

    While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!
    5:56 AM – 21 May 2016

    Can U trick Obama into appearing on @ApprenticeNBC by telling him Golf is involved so you can do Country a favor& FIRE HIM!
    9:33 PM – 5 Jan 2015

    “@mooovin_on: No Bush, no Clinton, no RINOs, no golfing, no more handouts!! It’s got to be @realDonaldTrump. Time for #Trump2016”
    4:09 PM – 24 Dec 2014

    Obama has admitted that he spends his mornings watching @ESPN. Then he plays golf, fundraises & grants amnesty to illegals.
    3:03 PM – 16 Dec 2014

    President Obama has a major meeting on the N.Y.C. Ebola outbreak, with people flying in from all over the country, but decided to play golf!
    10:45 PM – 23 Oct 2014

    “@nikkio: DonaldTrump: Only way to get Obama to do right for our Marine would be for every country club across USA to deny him golf access.
    9:02 PM – 20 Oct 2014

    We pay for Obama’s travel so he can fundraise millions so Democrats can run on lies. Then we pay for his golf.
    2:35 PM – 14 Oct 2014

    Can you believe that,with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf.Worse than Carter.
    7:03 PM – 13 Oct 2014

    Can you believe we still have not gotten our Marine out of Mexico. He sits in prison while our PRESIDENT plays golf and makes bad decisions!
    5:35 PM – 26 Sep 2014

    “@Kalozap: Obama’s mind, IsIs, ebola, etc…. and then thinking, boy I wish I was on the golf coarse. What should I wear on the Links”
    3:46 AM – 11 Sep 2014

    If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country—I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!
    4:22 PM – 10 Sep 2014

    “@TheBigJamesG: What kind of president doesn’t get playing golf after a cruel beheading isn’t the thing to do? Detached from reality he is”
    7:25 AM – 9 Sep 2014

    “@__________IAN: “No one respects golf more than me, but there is a time and place for everything”- Mr.Trump hitting the nail on the head!”
    6:41 AM – 8 Sep 2014

    “@BackOnTrackUSA: @realDonaldTrump While Obama vacations,golfs, attends parties & jazz concerts, ISIS is chopping heads off of journalists.”
    9:15 PM – 19 Aug 2014

    “@jeff_smith7: @realDonaldTrump Maybe Perry can put in a 9 hole golf course on the banks of the Rio Grande to lure Obama to see the border?”
    10:10 PM – 10 Jul 2014

    President Obama played golf yesterday???
    6:59 PM – 18 Nov 2013

    “@gretawire: PresObama is not busy talking to Congress about Syria..he is playing golf …go figure”
    11:04 PM – 7 Sep 2013

    My @foxandfriends interview discussing Pres. Obama playing golf w/@TigerWoods, US Airways-American merger & oil.
    11:18 AM – 19 Feb 2013

    Obama should play golf with Republicans & opponents rather than his small group of friends. That way maybe the terrible gridlock would end.
    9:01 AM – 19 Sep 2012

    Too busy playing golf? @BarackObama sends form letters with an electronic signature to the parents of fallen SEALs.
    2:04 PM – 30 Oct 2012

  • DaddyRay

    Queue up the footage of Trump criticizing Obama for playing golf and saying when he becomes president he won’t play golf because he will be busy working for you.

  • Michael R
  • another_steve

    Shame on Tiger Woods and any person of color who associates with the orange barbarian.

    Have they not read his recent blatantly racist tweets to LaVar Ball?

    • TexasBoy

      Springtime for Donald and USA. SUng to the tune of Springtime for Hitler and Germany.

      • Mark


    • GayOldLady

      Tiger may be one of those privileged folks whose only allegiance is to himself and his wallet.

      • Thoth

        His extensive philandering, with no regard for his wife or children, is proof enough of that.

        • GayOldLady


        • Mark

          Birds of a feather……

      • kaydenpat

        Yep. Like Thiel and Jenner.

        • GayOldLady


      • Joe in PA

        Hello GOL! Happy post Thanksgiving…did you have a good day?

        • GayOldLady

          Happy post Thanksgiving to you too. I hope you had a good one. Our day was ok, but we had a death in our immediate family and a funeral on Monday so we’re still trying to get our bearings. It will take time.

          • Joe in PA

            Hope you are doing ok sweetie…tomorrow will likely be tough, but you ARE a tough old bird…. 🙂 You’ll make it, I KNOW it. You know I won’t say “thoughts and prayers”, but I will be thinking of you. Take care of yourself too!

    • kaydenpat

      Tiger Woods stands to benefit from those proposed tax cuts. I assume that means more to him than his skin color. Sadly.

      • Todd20036

        Think LCR

        Quislings in every minority

      • Bad Tom

        Well, being an international golf star has flamed out on him recently.

    • zhera

      Oreo Tiger.

      • David Walker

        Sudden inexplicable craving for milk.

  • GayOldLady

    I wish he’d stay on the golf course. The world is safer and we’re all better off when he’s on a fairway.

    • kaydenpat


    • -M-

      Pray for lightning. ⚡️

      • TuuxKabin

        We do.

    • Bad Tom

      Just so long as there is no cell phone service.
      Don’t want him tweeting from the 7th hole green.

  • Craig Howell
    • DreadPikathulhu

      He’ll always be “The Virgin Ben” to me.

    • kaydenpat

      Rising? Hmmmm. Says a lot about the state of conservatism that someone so vacuous is rising.

      • TuuxKabin

        Hot air.

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
  • SoCalGal20

    OT but if you live in AL (or know somebody who does) and want to help Doug Jones they are setting up a carpool to get voters out.

  • Boreal
    • Fifth-and-a-Half Element
      • Tomcat

        It’s all good!

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    • iLoveEggplant

      so true

  • Harveyrabbit

    Trump said that he will play golf “quickly”

    Soooo, a course he can actually finish?…

  • evan_or

    Well, they don’t have golf in prison, so he’d better get some in now.

    • kaydenpat

      Lol!! Good point.

  • clay

    “Then back to Mar-a-Lago for talks on bringing even more jobs and companies back to the USA!”

    Meaning, he’ll talk about how great he is at this to anyone who will listen.

    • Joe in PA

      I hope they ask him about all the GREAT Carrier jobs he “saved”. Ahem.

    • I thought he was talking about having more of that beautiful chocolate cake.

  • PickyPecker
    • kaydenpat

      Make the Presidency Great Again = Bring Back No Drama Obama.

      • thatotherjean

        I doubt that he’d take the job. Poor man already spent two terms cleaning up the last Republican’s mess.

        • kaydenpat

          Just wishful thinking although he’s enjoying his time out of office,

    • Gregory B

      Oh yes!!

  • ClevelandJim

    Wait a minnit, he went golfing with a BLACK MAN??

    • Ross

      Trump thinks Tiger is a caddie.

    • LaChatSayWha

      According to many black Americans I know and those I read/follow, Tiger’s membership card was revoked over 10 years ago. He cares about no one and nothing but himself.

  • Pablo Sánchez

    Finally he admits he plays golf…. just to name drop.

    • -M-

      And advertise two of his personal businesses.

  • kaydenpat

    Feels like we’re paying to subsidize Orange Bigot’s private residences.

  • JohnJay

    When Trump stays at one of his properties, does the US Govt get billed for the stay (room, meals, etc)? Because they are typically hotels or country clubs, I assume it isn’t like if it were a private residence, but instead, the stay is charged. I always assumed that for the entourage that must accompany him (advisors, secret service, etc) they all stay there at the governments cost, but I wasn’t sure of Trump’s room himself.

    Anyway, he’s going to need this added business, as I hear tourists are staying away from anything with the Trump name on it. And his base 35% doesn’t have the money to stay at Trump hotels or use his clubs. By the time he’s out of office, I imagine there will no longer be hotels or clubs anywhere in the world with his name branded on it.

    • Boreal

      We pay for it all. We even pay to rent space in tRump tower in NY for the secret service.

    • SoCalGal20

      We, the taxpayers, have spent $80 MILLION so far on Trump’s jaunts to his properties.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        We will need to get it back, after …you know.

        • JeauxFan

          Hahaha I’ve been accidentally down-voting you in an attempt to reply! Oops …

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            You’ve said this twice.

          • JeauxFan


    • lymis

      What do you want to be that we’re not only paying for it, but paying for it at the highest possible rate?

      • LaChatSayWha

        How much would you like to bet that yesterday when the Dump passed off those shitty sandwiches and 50¢ bags of chips to the poor Coast Guards members, Mar-a-Schlocko billed the government $15/sandwich and $5/bag of chips. Donnie 2Scoops gives away nothing for free. This shit is enraging.

  • margaretpoa

    Next Trump tweet: “After beating Tiger Woods and Dustin Johnson at golf, they’ve agreed to create a billion new jobs, half of them mining coal. Big win!”

    • JCF

      It’s funny, because it’s ENTIRELY believable!

  • netxtown

    I can only hope Tiger will give him a 9 iron….

    • ZRAinSWVA

      He’s been known to stick it in places where it shouldn’t have gone, but I don’t think tRumps his style. (ewww)

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I just really LOL @ this for some reason

      • JeauxFan

        $25 – huh. And here I’ve been giving them out for free all these years.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Where are you exactly? 🙂

        • another_steve

          His company is called “Handjobs-for-All.” Operates out of Burger King men’s rooms.

          Google for a location near you.

        • JCF

          Back in my waitron days, I heard tell of a technique: pick the oldest-looking guy in the place (presumes he looks like money), and “accidentally” spill a drink in his lap. Then—profusely apologizing the whole time—thoroughly hand-mop it up. Tips were said to be then *prodigious*.

    • another_steve

      Meh. There’s this place down the road from me that’s doing a Black Friday All-U-Can-Endure Sodomy special for $75. Includes two drinks and a discount ticket to a local movie theater.

      I’ll be showering and leaving for it shortly.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Understood. We can all use some extra coin this time of year.

    • JeauxFan

      Hahahaha I’ve been accidentally down-voting you in an attempt to reply. Oops!

    • JohnJay

      Go read the comments on this tweet! Hilarious.

  • Pete Wascher

    this trump guy surely never expected to win, criticizing obama in the campaign for playing too much golf.

    • Tomcat

      Yeah, he did not give Putin enough credit for running a campaign.

  • SoCalGal20

    Flint isn’t the only place in the U.S. where minorities don’t have runnibg water.

  • Tomcat

    Trump claims he is losing money this year, true or not, he did already admit he made a fortune under Obama, go figure.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Trump Golf Count

  • Renfield

    shitgibbon’s “Winter White House” is more like “Winter White Pride House”. And if the shitgibbon is an example of white pride, they can have him.

    • LaChatSayWha

      If he wants to call it the Winter White House (the asshole is branding again, one of the only things he manages to do passably), the US needs to acquire the property at a discounted rate. I am so sick of him desecrating our country & exploiting the taxpayers for his personal gain.

      If Mueller doesn’t get him for treason or obstruction of justice, I pray that he at least is punished for money laundering and taking an egregiously huge shit on the Emoluments Clause. It would not only be a huge disappointment if Dump escaped consequences AGAIN but it will set a horrible precedent that encourages all the other grifters to line up at the trough to bleed our country dry.

  • Taylor Bixler

    Just more grifting. And looks like Tiger is complicit.

    • Joe in PA

      Well, I’m sure glad we elected a “business man” to be preznit. /s

      • Taylor Bixler

        you misspelled “grifting sack of shit”…

    • Halou

      Didn’t Tiger Woods also have a sex scandal not that ling ago? Abusers have to look out for each other.

      • Tomcat

        His was just cheating on his wife a lot,,, that is acceptable to republicans that are rich.

      • Taylor Bixler

        Yes, but honestly, compared to the stuff Trump is accused of and the stuff we are hearing about now, Tiger cheating on his wife seems almost quaint.

    • ohbear1957

      When Tiger Woods helps tRump wash his balls, does he get down on one knee or two?

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Trump-branded and Tiger Woods-designed. Its name: The Washed-Up-Has-Been Country Club.

      • thatotherjean

        I suppose Tiger Woods has to do something, now that his back is too far gone to play pro golf at the level he used to, but DAMN! Does it have to be Trump?

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      Does he really need more money? I’d just nap in my mansion.

    • Paula

      Tiger Woods is just another of the attention whores in the news. The gut is worth approx, $740,000,000. How many more tournaments does he need to be in?

  • Halou

    Calling Turkey to see if Mike Flynn’s illegal work can still be salvaged?

  • cleos_mom

    Somehow I don’t think the expression “turkey call” will catch on.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Fine with me. Keep him out to pasture.

  • Gregory B

    NY times article,A Split From Trump Indicates That Flynn Is Moving to Cooperate With Mueller, comment by Glen Texas 21 minutes ago and sung to the tune of “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow”

    Oh, the weather outside is brightening
    Mueller’s work to Trump is frightening,
    Information is sure to flow,
    Soon we’ll know! Soon we’ll know! Soon we’ll know!

    It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
    Donald’s mess Lawyer Cobb is mopping,
    So how low did Trump and Flynn go?
    Soon we’ll know! Soon we’ll know! Soon we’ll know!

    When Mueller finally shows his hand,
    How Trump will hate it in the spotlight.
    There he has no choice but to stand,
    While Justice is meted out right!

    Oh, the fire is quickly heating,
    Trump’s fate he’ll soon be meeting,
    And his top he’s sure to blow,
    Soon we’ll know! Soon we’ll know! Soon we’ll know.

    • TuuxKabin

      Ah, a welcomed ear worm . . . for a bit. Thanks.

    • JCF

      On a scale of Continental Drift, obviously it will be “soon”. Beyond that, I refuse to pressure Mueller. I want him to grind Drumpf to DUST, and for that, he can take All.The.Time. he needs!

  • margaretpoa

    So why did Trump call Turkey? Because it was Thanksgiving?

  • Charlie

    meanwhile, I haven’t been able to take a vacation in 3 years…reading this makes me a very happy tax payer…or NOT!

  • Friday

    That actually sounds like he’s making excuses…. Yeah, though what ‘jobs and businesses’ is he supposed to be taking credit for ‘bringing back?’ Never mind supposed to be about to do later?

  • Professor Barnhardt
  • JWC

    Trump gets his Thanksgiving Turkey and “Murica gets another Goose

  • Matt

    The fact that Tiger Woods has CHOSEN to play gold with the dotard-in-chief on multiple occasions reinforces the fact that I have NEVER liked him as a person. In fact, it makes me think even less of him now than I ever have before. He’s entitled, which is why he fits in so well with the orange menace.

    • LaChatSayWha

      He’s a callous, self centered asshole who has done nothing positive with his wealth. Disappointing.

  • DaveMiller135

    Although I do worry about who is actually running the country, I am glad for those moments/hours when I know it’s not him.

  • Slippy_World

    PICTURED: Drug-addled, serial philanderer who does nothing but golf.

    And also Tiger Woods.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • andrew

    Shame on you Tiger Woods and Dustin Johnson. When you lie down with a flea infested dog, don’t be surprised that you get fleas. Trump is scum and so are you for playing games with him.

  • Willys41

    After I’m done playing golf, I’ll be talking to Santa Claus about bringing more people to the United States who have a brain and know how to use it.

  • Gerry Fisher

    There should be consequences for everyone who aligned him- or herself with Cheetolini, enabled him, or kept him company during this travesty. Just sayin’!

  • FelineMama

    YOU WORTHLESS, UGLY, DISGUSTING WASTE OF LIFE & BREATHING AIR!! Why can’t you have that stroke, heart attack already!!!

  • Kevin Andrews

    The Shitgibbon deserves the gallows in the public square sooner rather than later.

  • Gianni

    He insulted and slammed Obama for going golfing and, in less than one year, Donnie has hit his own golf courses more that Obama did in eight years. The hypocrisy and shamelessness of this mofo is overwhelming. I recall him shouting about how he wouldn’t go golfing because he’d have too much work to be doing in the WH. He wouldn’t leave the WH. Then along the way the WH got called a dump. Now, he works while on golf excursions. Like that’s even remotely believable. Not one year in office and I’m becoming so disoriented.

  • SDG

    The more he is golfing, the less damage he is doing!