Fox News And Corey Lewandowski: Upside-Down Xmas Trees Are Everything Wrong With America [VIDEO]

Newsweek reports:

The president’s favorite TV show tackled an important topic inspiring nationwide debate on Friday, brought in an expert and somehow turned it all into a political controversy. Yes, we’re talking about upside-down Christmas trees.

Corey Lewandowski first said he didn’t know what the trend was about. Then, in a swift and almost masterful maneuver, he used it to attack on the Democrats for their response to Senator Al Franken’s recently revealed sexual misconduct.

“It’s like an upside-down world. It’s like Seinfeld, the bizarro world. Like you can be a U.S. senator after groping people on a picture and nobody has any accountability for it,” Lewandowski said. “That’s what the upside-down Christmas tree means to me. I mean, it’s everything that is wrong.”

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • lymis

    I think that upside-down Christmas trees are stupid, and generally ugly.

    However, I think that the obsessive need to police everyone’s holiday traditions in the name of religion is a better sign of “everything wrong with America.”

  • JohnJay

    Sort of like Alabama Christians supporting pedophile Roy Moore.

    • Uncle Mark

      I would think that since Corey and his ilk are from the Upside-Down, that ALL their Xmas trees would hang like that.

      Secondly, Corey, BRING BACK BARB !!

  • /

    How much meth do you have to smoke to achieve this level of crazy?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      We’re talking tonnage.

  • KCMC
  • carrot festival
  • olandp

    Good lord, I did that in my salon in the 90s. Not only did it hang from the ceiling, it revolved!

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      I know, it’s sooo 20th century.

    • ColdCountry

      How did you water it?

      • olandp

        it was artificial. A Christmas tree chandler.

        • ColdCountry

          Artificial. Oh. Not of my experience, I’m afraid. 😉

  • MRBill30560

    Next it’ll be cat living with dogs..it’s the end of the world I tells ya..
    Oh, and that Obama’s fault.

  • JayRock

    “Like you can be a U.S. senator after groping people on a picture and nobody has any accountability for it” – If my irony button hadn’t already melted down months ago….

  • iLoveEggplant
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • JWC

    Lewandowki whta a fucking idiot

  • bkmn

    Meanwhile Trump is out golfing with Tiger Woods and promoting a property he is working on with Woods. Look – over there…an upside down Christmas tree.

    • pj

      trump works?

      • bkmn

        If it puts money in his pocket, yes he will perform small amounts of work.

  • Boreal

    “It’s like an upside-down world. It’s like Seinfeld, the
    bizarro world. Like you can be a U.S. s̶e̶n̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ President after groping and assaulting 20 people o̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶i̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ and nobody has any accountability for it,”

  • shellback

    Why are you worried about trees when you should be worried about jail time for being a traitorous fucken nazi.

  • Lizard

    Is this a thing, or did they pull something out of their asses when there was nothing to be offended by?

  • Gustav2

    Who the fuck cares

    • ClevelandJim

      Thank you.

  • 2patricius2

    Upside down Christmas trees? Where are they? Are they like the upside down tax plans? All the goodies fall from the bottom to the top, where all the super rich critters are?

    • zhera

      Trickle Down Christmas Trees!!!

  • Tomcat

    Never heard of this BS before.

  • ChrisMorley

    OT

    Irish Sanity Break

    https://twitter.com/Derek1052/status/933308379522584578/photo/1
    The back story is this is normal in Wicklow, SE Ireland.

    The seal goes to the fishmongers across the road, everyday.

    • Snarkaholic

      FEED HIM!

    • SoCalGal20

      Yes. I believe his name is Sammy? They even sell shirts and stuff lol. Apparently the townsfolk always get a laugh when another picture goes viral.

    • Hue-Man

      Irish government faces no-confidence motion
      http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/ireland-government-non-confidence-1.4417507
      Debate and non-confidence vote scheduled for next Tuesday.

  • superindy

    Or a president that sexually assaulted multiple women and pays no price for it?

  • Scout

    Loving this country means loving our freedom to be quirky, individual, and creative. Freedom is important! What’s next, Corey Lewandowski weighing in on new fashion trends he doesn’t like because they don’t follow the “American traditions” of shoes matching purse? What BS!!!!!

  • another_steve

    What every Jewish person knows is that, generally, gentiles are insane.

    That the goyim now do upside-down Christmas trees does not surprise me in the least.

    • Friday

      I think the idea is to preserve floor space for, like, people. And to pet-proof. 🙂

      • another_steve

        I’m only guessing, but I suspect Jesus would not like it.

        • Opinion Sousaphones

          If so, he can let us know. Until then, who effing cares.

          • another_steve

            When the Rapture comes, Christians who do upside-down Christmas trees will be left behind.

          • vorpal

            I’m convinced that the rapture already happened and nobody noticed the two Truest True Christians that disappeared.

          • another_steve

            I hope this “Rapture” thingy is indeed make-believe because if it’s for real, my husband (a devout Christian) will be raptured and I’ll be left alone with the fuckin’ cat.

          • greenmanTN

            OT, but am I hallucinating or did you used to be Onionpants Sousaphone?

          • ChrisMorley

            There was an awful lot of identity bending around time of Halloween.

          • Opinion Sousaphones

            No, although that is a great name. I chose my name using the algorithm by which one generates a strong but memorable password, which is to select four words at random from some text. I needed only two words for a handle, which I also used to set up the gmail account for this disqus persona. Given the nonsense I sometimes put out, I figured this name was appropriate. I hope your Thanksgiving went well. Hubby, sister-in-law, dogs, cats, and chickens here are all well.

        • OdieDenCO

          as a statement about today’s comericalmas compared to the teachings of Jesus, totally upside down, I thing he would

          • another_steve

            Word.

            I like that quote of Gandhi’s that people occasionally post in these comment threads.

            “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

        • ChrisMorley

          He’d be cool. As long as he gets the fairy’s perch.

          • another_steve

            My husband is gentile.

            Devout, but the nicest kind.

          • ChrisMorley

            I was trying to guide you towards considering inclusiveness, because I know he’s a good catholic boy.
            He’s probably already preparing his sackcloth and ashes for the start of Advent on 3 December.

          • another_steve

            Yes, he does the ashes on Ash Wednesday.

            My Jewish mother (who loved him intensely btw) never quite understood the ashes. I described it to her as a mishegas (Yiddish: an insanity or craziness) and she made peace with it that way.

          • MT YVR

            Funniest unintentional moment was running into someone with ashes but only a very small amount so I walked up and honestly not realizing it said “Hey, you’ve got some shmutz on your forehead…”

            😛

          • another_steve

            Lol. “Where they thought I was an alien for words like shmutz.”

            Actually, I think the Ash Wednesday tradition is quite meaningful and quite lovely. It’s meant to remind Christians of their mortality. “Remember that you are dust, and unto dust you shall return.”

            Some might find that morbid, but I think it’s something we all need to be reminded of from time to time.

            Take nothing or no one for granted.

            Seize the day.

          • MT YVR

            Second generation lapsed Catholic. Grandfather was Irish cop in NYC… so THAT Catholic. So I got the Ash Wednesday thing. In fact, truth be told, I read a lot of the Bible as a kid, but mainly got into the historical side of it and then discovered the Apocrypha… which. They Did Not Like.

            But picture it. I’m in Ontario in farming community. It’s white white white and … pretty much a random globbing of Church that no one really knows whether is Catholic or Protestant or Cthulhu. In a town settled by Scotsmen (Perth on the river Tay in the County of Lanark… come ON) with a tonne of lingering Scottish idiom (lads, etc, etc). And here is this kid with “shmutz” and “shmuck” and “oy” and so on.

            I stood out like a bidet on fire. 😛 (“but what’s it DO?”)

          • another_steve

            LMAO.

            You have a talent for the written word, MT YVR.

            I trust you know that, my friend. 😉

          • MT YVR

            Shit! Advent! I need to get my liquor calendar! Thanks for the reminder.

        • clay

          Jesus wouldn’t recognize it regardless of the orientation.

  • OdieDenCO

    lewandowski, know how traditions start? somebody did something different and it caught on. things change, get over it!

    • drbrentzenobia

      The Christmas tree tradition is thought to have begun in early modern Germany and was well established by about 1870. German immigrants spread the tradition to America.

      The evergreen wreath is a different story – that dates back to the Roman festival of Saturnalia.

      Neither of these are American ideas.

  • Tomcat

    Fake news from Fox(faux) news.

    • Friday

      I dunno if that’s so much ‘fake news,’ or ‘Paranoid authoritarian ravings about trivial things.’

      • Tomcat

        Even seeing something once makes it unique, not common.

  • coram nobis

    Never even heard of this. Upside down trees? What will they dream up next?

    CHER NOBLE: Today on Foxy Friends, Political Leanings at North Pole Hideout. So, what’s with their costumes up there? A new worry for this year’s Christmas season?
    ANNA GRAMM: Well, if Claus isn’t a commie, then how come the red suit?
    AMANDA MANNS: There’s also the elfs.
    ANNA: Elves.
    AMANDA: Elfs. They wear green more and more. Enviro-weenie influence? And what’s with the trans-deer, this Rudolph? Red nose, suggests something … unusual.
    ANNA: Maybe Rudolph drinks a lot, hence the nose.
    AMANDA: Like Steve Bannon.
    CHER NOBLE: * cough * We’ve been hearing about certain “reindeer games” late at night. Thoughts?

  • Tomcat

    Hey Fox news, pictures or it did not happen.

  • Daveed_WOW

    Happy War on Christmas, everyone! ’tis the season to win this one…once and for all.

  • KCMC

    Where are the pics of Corey hanging upside down.
    Shirtless.
    Bound in leather.

    • clay

      See, I was with you for a little while,
      but I thought you were going to finish it with him being a vampire bat.

  • Treant

    …What? They’re there so you can see the ornaments, which normally fall into the branches below them. And for no other reason. Idiot.

  • what the fuck was that?
    what the fuck is really going on?
    actually, just….what the fuck?

  • jerry
  • Tomcat

    Corey, Muellers WATCHING you, don’t play crazy.

  • Bluto

    Have these morons ever seen what a cat, dog or baby can do to xmas?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeZ9g4TXylk

  • alguien

    first time i saw an upside-down xmas tree was back in the early 80s so maybe they’re more representative of reagan and conservative values.

    • BearEyes

      that’s what I remember them from as a raygun protest

  • Lazycrockett
  • Tempus Fuggit

    CAT STUCK IN TREE—IS THERE NOTHING THE LEFTIST DEMOCRAT PARTY WON’T STOOP TO?!!!

    • Tomcat

      Obama’s fault for sure.

  • Boreal
    • zhera

      Rudolph likes to watch.

      • KCMC

        That’s his dad. Rudolph is pulling a train.

        • bzrd

          Rudolph has a red nose

    • ByronK

      “Are you two fucking? Are you serious? Right in front of my reindeer?!”

  • Slippy_World
    • Treant

      Mister Thumbutts?

    • Opinion Sousaphones

      Glad I am not the only one liked the look of him… terrible movie, worse book. Still, he was fine.

      • Acronym Jim

        James McAvoy still is fine.

        • Dazzer

          He was very good in the TV series of Dune

          • Acronym Jim

            He is also fantastic in the movie “Split.”

  • Boreal
    • ok. that’s freaking hot.

    • Treant

      Do they have one of Elf on a DILF?

    • zhera

      Happy Fucking XXXmas!

    • greenmanTN

      Uh-huh. Apparently the kids are calling it “dental school” these days…

      • Treant

        Herbie!

        • Acronym Jim

          Hermey. I once knew a bartender with the same hairstyle. When I called him Hermey, he didn’t get it.

          • misterjack

            I saw a gay movie (1990s) that took place in P-Town, where one of the characters had that bleached, flip ‘do. One of the other characters kept calling him Hermey, and he finally asks him, “Why do you keep calling me Hermey?” And the guy answers with major side-eye, “Because, you LOOK like him!”

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      • RJ Bone

        “Counting teeth” reference?

    • glass

      Xmas is about giving!

    • Snarkaholic
    • Lazycrockett

      That elf isn’t wearing pants!!

    • ByronK

      A bit too young to put on my s(h)elf

    • How is this shocking? Elves, North Pole, add tension and boredom, things happen..

      • Boreal

        Who said it was shocking?

    • JT
      • JackFknTwist

        OK, I’m going to be good.

        But how will you get one in my stocking ?

        • Acronym Jim

          The same way you get anyone into a stocking. Pinch the tip to remove the air and gently roll the stocking down until it fits snugly against the base of the shaft.

          I thought you knew this.

          • JackFknTwist

            great, you send the middle back row and I’ll roll it on with my lips.

    • KevInPDX

      I like that (above) tradition!

    • KevInPDX

      Nice tradition 🙂

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Elfin magic!

    • Gerry Fisher

      Oh, those naughty elves!

  • MikeBx2

    O/T:
    Did she check with Daddy before she tweeted this? He doesn’t seem to know private citizens are off limits.
    https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/934108754731307009

    • Treant

      I’d Twat back but I don’t want to end up on Daddy’s Little List.

    • pj

      fuck OFF. NOBODY cares about your opinion

  • zhera

    … what?

    No, really. What?!?

  • Tom Ato

    “Like you can be a U.S. senator after groping people on a picture and nobody has any accountability for it”

    “You can do anything … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

    Hypocrite much?

    • Tomcat

      Besides it is extremely hard to grope a woman through a flax jacket.

      • JaniceInToronto

        Despite being very difficult to iron properly…

  • Professor Barnhardt
  • Do Something Nice

    Holy fuck, THANK YOU Corey! I didn’t know about the ‘war on Xmas trees.’

  • Mickey Bitsko

    The only place I ever see upside-down Xmas trees is in bars. #SoberUpCorey

  • Treant

    OT: Welp, I’m off to mow my mother’s lawn–her hip is bothering her. Then make soap; my one cousin last night wanted some, but can’t use anything with scent in it. So I’ll make her some unscented today and it’ll be ready by Christmas. Then dinner. Then the husband gets home and I’ll have to clean the leather goods after that… 🙂

    • Scout

      oh my

    • JeauxFan

      Yes, Baby …

    • MT YVR

      lol once while chatting with a friend, and during this time I MIGHT have had a beverage or two, I said that when we opened the leather closet you could hear the ghostly lowing of a herd of cattle wafting out from its depths.

      Friend almost spit his drink all over the waiter.

  • Renfield

    “Like you can be a U.S. senator after groping people on a picture and nobody has any accountability for it,” Lewandowski said.” Or…hmm….a president even. Heaven forbid!

  • Duck

    WTF are they on about?

  • KCMC
  • AdamTh

    “We have many traditions in this country…..”

    Yeah…. Like a competent & coherent president….

  • Paula

    Sorry, Corey, they are always upside down in the Southern Hemisphere. Everyone knows that! I don’t see you bitching about those.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Like you can be a U.S. senator after groping people on a picture and nobody has any accountability for it,”

    Like you can run for U.S. Senate being a child molester, and having no understanding of the idea of separation of church and state to boot.

    • clay

      Like you can be a US president after bragging about groping people on take and nobody has any accountability for it.

  • KnownDonorDad

    What would he make of a Portal Christmas tree? His head might explode.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/93fe2041048b38a22293946ce727e0fb7d9a9ee6b873536288c7cfd8704a35c6.jpg

  • jruffdc

    WTF

  • gaycuckhubby
    • SoCalGal20

      Something we can actually agree on.

    • Friday

      What’s this even about, now?

      • clay

        Barron.

        • Taylor Bixler

          I was gonna guess Fredo, er Jr.

      • Scout

        Someone posted images of Malia blowing smoke rings.

        • gaycuckhubby

          And it was blasted all over tabloids in the UK

        • ByronK

          Unlike Trump, it wasn’t out her ass.

      • SoCalGal20

        Right wing and celebrity media in the last week have posted videos of Malia making out with a guy and also smoking. You know, like a normal college kid.

    • Silver Badger

      Just like Barron and Tiffany.

  • safari

    I’m trying the new Firefox (v57: Quantum). So far it is pretty speedy.

    • Boreal

      Been using it for a few days now. Doesn’t seem to crash as much either.

  • Richard B

    Cory Lewandowski is like a itchy irritated butthole you get after a bad meal that won’t stop bothering you no matter what you do. I so look forward to Trump and his cabal of misfit apologists being completely wiped off the playing field and for good.
    Hurry up Robert Mueller, hurry up.

    It’s Mueller Time
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uy0Uznw4E

    • bzrd

      as the whole world says,”This never gets old.”

  • Thorn Spike

    When a hack like Corey is given air time, yes, it’s an upside down world.

  • Taylor Bixler
  • misterjack

    As someone who designed holiday decor for many years, the upside-down Christmas tree was a trend in the 1980s. We were referencing the 1970s disaster movie The Poseidon Adventure, where a New Year’s Eve tidal wave capsizes a cruise ship, causing the Christmas tree, which was bolted to the ship floor, to be upside-down. The ship’s passengers had to climb the upside-down tree to safety.

    We thought it was a clever nod to a movie most of us had seen as children. And the trees, hung from the ceiling, didn’t take up any space, which was important in a tight setting, like a bar or restaurant.

    Typical Republicans– always on top of all the trends.

    • Tom Ato

      Corey and team are not interested in facts. Interesting backstory!

      • -M-

        They’re interested in an excuse to act offended.

    • KCMC
      • greenmanTN

        She’s very skinny in the water though.

        • KCMC

          A Place in the Sun. Shelley characters and boats. Fatal combos

          • greenmanTN

            Shelley and water don’t mix. She ends up on the bottom of the river in Night Of The Hunter too.

          • KCMC

            OMG, gotta check that out.

          • TuuxKabin

            Gorgeous shot.

        • misterjack

          I LOVE Shelly’s death scene! “You see, in the water, I’m a very skinny lady…*gah!* *gah!”* (Dies).

      • Silver Badger

        Are you sure?

        • KCMC

          Poseidon Adventure.

      • TuuxKabin

        If she only would of stayed in the middle of the ship instead of running to one side of it, never would have capsized the damn thing. Would have just sunk it and lives could have been saved.

        • KCMC

          Bad. Te amo!

          • TuuxKabin

            Bueno pues, es la verdad, claro.

        • Paula

          Orale!!

    • clay

      I also remember seeing an upside down aluminum one in one of my Mom’s 1950s home entertaining books as decor for a New Year’s Eve party.

    • JAKvirginia

      Thank you! Seen only one at a “Christmas House” charity bazaar. It was a display for handmade decorations, was a great display technique and customers could see and reach the items easily. Only Rs can take a rare thing and turn it into an apocalypse.

  • Michael R
  • gaycuckhubby
  • UrsusArctos 🐻
  • Scout
  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Ragnar Lothbrok
      • Blake J Butler

        Not impressed, my cheesecake was better. Try again.

        For all I know it is storebought baked goods trying to pass off as her own which is the biggest food sin to me. It’s fraud, like her daily bullshit.

      • David Walker

        She needs to try some of Minnie’s special chocolate pie. So much goodness in one mouthful.

      • /

        Hard to cook when you’ve always got a fork in one hand and a drumstick in the other.

        It bet it was a nice accompaniment to the roast dog that her brother brought.

      • KCMC

        Store bought crust. The horror.

      • Christopher

        That is clearly store bought. The crust gives it away.

        • /

          LOL note that nowhere in the tweet does she actually say outright that she cooked it. She’s learned a lot from her time as Trumpy’s frumpy mouthpiece.

          #FakeNews

          • stevenj

            Republican translation…”managed” = “cook”

          • Scout

            Good point, she “managed to have someone pick it up at the store”. LOL, she is great at managing projects such as this.

          • Cattleya1

            A half truth is the worst kind of lie.

        • TonberryPi

          You can see a hint of the aluminum pie pan on the lower edge. Those only come with pie or pie crust already in them.

          • Misutaa Roboto

            There are empty aluminum pie pans too. I use them every year to make pecan pies at Thanksgiving (because I like to make enough to leave some leftovers with my friends and not have to worry about getting the pan back). And though I hate making the crust, I still haven’t broken down and used the pre-made ones. My friends and their families have come to expect the pies a certain way and would not forgive me if I started being that lazy.

      • TuuxKabin

        In the dessert trough.

      • UrsusArctos 🐻

        alt-Baking

      • thatotherjean

        C0mmercially-oproduced pie crust in a commercially-made aluminum pie tin. I don’t think so, Sarah.

    • Scout

      “the family farm” ugh, she’s so “down home” NOT

  • RJ Bone

    Well, Corey, I think getting bent out of shape for someone else’s harmless actions is actually what’s wrong with the fucking world, much less the United States. Just because it annoys you, or anyone else…, that does not give you the right to tell them they cannot do it.

    If it does not break the law or generally harm or, in some way lead to harm, another person, no one (much less you religious nutjobs) has the right to demand it’s removal.

    You and people like you ENJOY hurting others and taking anything from them that you can, but especially that which does not match your religious insanity because bringing that shit up rallies the Nutjobs.

    Be very fucking glad that we aren’t the same as you. Keep it to yourself and you can believe whatever bullshit you wish.

    • RJ Bone

      And using it as a pivot? Anygod, you are such a fucking loser. Go retake the Propaganda class at the local Right-wing Asshole branch. They might let you in again, if you display a smidgen of intelligence this time.

  • JT

    You’re talking about accountability? You fucking hypocrite!

  • SoCalGal20
    • KCMC

      Love her.

    • David Walker

      Not fair! I wanna see her video! It tickles my heart strings to know that a) someone is saying this TO FAMILY, b) that she herself is not a “young” person, and c) that somebody recorded and posted this.

    • TuuxKabin

      Get HUR in office!

    • Lazycrockett

      Church is where they learn the hatred.

    • misterjack

      She is a STAUNCH charactah. S-T-A-U-N-C-H. They nevah give up. No matter wha’.

  • Christopher
  • GanymedeRenard

    Wait, wha…? Da phuq is he talking about?

    • David Walker

      Exactly.

    • safari

      Whether true or not, there is a tale out there that upside down Christmas trees are a tradition in some part of Europe. Every so often they become “trendy” in the US. Apparently this is a cardinal sin.

      • GanymedeRenard

        Gotcha. Though, I must confess, I’ve spent some Xmas in different parts of Europe and I’ve never heard of this trend before. :-O

  • mjsatty

    Corey, have you heard of Roy Moore and Donald Trump? Look into it, and then tell us why their actions aren’t disqualifying.

  • Scout
    • Halou

      You can be sure that once he is gone Trump will insist that the government continue to prop up his business empire, buying his whines, plugging Ivanka ads sporadically into press briefings, and forcing future presidents to vacation at mar-a-lago where every room has a Russian recording device installed, etc…

  • Captain Jack

    I remember in 1974 a club in San Francisco on Polk street called Buzzby’s use to have upside down Christmas trees, hanging from the ceiling over the dance floor..I have to say I wasn’t offended!

    • Uncle Mark

      Goddamit…Dear Leader has made it possible for him to say “Merry Christmas” again. What more does he want?!!

  • clay

    Yeah, Corey Lewandowski, widely acknowledged as an expert in holiday decor.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Upside down Christmas trees, this is what the dipshit talks about. What about the hungry and the homeless in America? Why don’t you take some of you “tax reduction” and help these people and forget about the “COMMERCIALIZATION OF CHRISTMAS”!

    • Halou

      That’s patriotically incorrect, dangerous librul talk.

  • JDS
  • Uncle Mark

    I await the day when all Corey wants for Christmas is a lawyer.

  • JWC

    What if, total conjecture on my part, that this whole Trump experiment can be explained with a few simple facts. First the following absurditiies must be accepted. Donald Trump is not that intelligent. Donald Trump is spiteful . Donald Trump is extremely thin skinned. Backward in time, to a particular press Corp Roast in which Barrack Obama gave Donald Trump a thorough but humorous trouncing.Anyone watching that production that evening was, probably like I , waiting for Donny to explode. Now given that there was also a particular political party whom we can say was some what less than enamoured with a black chief of state. This party was despartly looking for a vehicle, any vehicle, to derail this travesty. Also accept here that this party also employs a rather one sided agenda (winner take all, by any means).Now add a foreign entity who is on a particular shopping trip,. to disrupt power structures though out the world for their own individual and corrupt means,(plant a seed here , a seed there) Throw in a dash of crafty and calculatiing smarts. Trump , a Democrat, has been thourghly “whuped’ and publicly humiliated and is looking for revenge against one person. GOP also is humilitaed and looking for revenge agasinst one person. Putin is humiliated and looking for revenge from 2 people Clinton/ Obama. Add all ingreidents and stir carefully, very well. Unfortunaturally some of the “Trump’ ingedients spilled over and left a few tell tale stains, And that is what we call the “Trumpy Bunch”

  • David Walker

    As usual, he missed the point entirely. It’s not upside down xmas trees; the trouble with the world today it seems to me…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgz4uB4L6E8

  • bkmn

    So a bunch of faux Christians are upset that the symbol they took from pagans has been modified. Horrid!

    • David Walker

      You’d think there’d be some decent respect. However, as has been said, there is no honor among thieves.

    • Halou

      Patriotism according to Trumpists:
      Wave your hand at a flag. Stand when someone sings the anthem. Stand your christmas trees upright. And whatever you do do not prosecute the foreign agent running the country for his treasonous acts.

  • TexasBoy
    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      A hot place? Southern California?

      • TexasBoy

        Hopefully Palm Springs 🙂

  • Halou

    “Like you can be a U.S. senator after groping people…..”

    Roy Moore what?

  • Halou

    Speaking of Seinfeld. A festivus pole looks the same upside down as it does the right way up. Lewandowski can shove a festivus pole all the way up himself.

    • Michael White

      Only if he posts it on porn hub 😇

  • Christopher Street
  • John

    “I am sure that [the first family] will not be turning the tree upside down. They like this country’s traditions.”
    They’ve already turned the country upside down so naturally their tree will be upside right…right?

    • Halou

      They like the country’s traditions?
      How about the tradition of not being a vassal to foreign tyrants? Something that has been true, literally, since the nation’s founding. came to a tragic end in 2016.

    • BobSF_94117

      I get as far as Trump and “upside” and my brain goes to “the head” and stops.

  • Gretchen

    I had to google because I had never even heard of using upside down Christmas trees. (I know; I’m a sheltered rube.) According to exactly one click because I genuinely do not care about Christmas trees of any orientation, this is a Christian tradition from the 7th century. So yet again, as we all know, the Christians are more interested in shouting at the wind than bothering to follow their own teachings.

    • Michael White

      I think the tradition of the tree predates Christianity
      https://www.whychristmas.com/customs/trees.shtml

      • Gretchen

        I have no doubt you are correct. One source does not a research paper make, and having officially retired my librarian spectacles, I am too lazy to investigate further. Thanks for the additional information.

  • Professor Barnhardt
    • misterjack

      It’s just not the same unless it’s hanging from the ceiling!

  • KnownDonorDad

    What’s next, an upside-down Christmas tree on a Starbucks cup?

    • Amanda B. Rekendwith

      During Lent!

  • Jack

    He sounds a bit like PeeWee Herman.

  • Natty Enquirer

    What’s “Seinfeld”?

  • andrew

    Lewandowski is straight up scum.

  • REMEMBER: As soon as Jerry Falwell said that Tinky Winky was part of a sinister plot to turn kids Gay, Tinky Winky dolls started FLYING off the store shelves. I got one and propped it up in the rear window of my car. Maybe I need an upside-down Christmas tree now.

  • billbear1961
  • billbear1961
    • Tor

      I’m trying to learn Spanish, and shit like this drives me crazy. I don’t even understand it in English.

      • billbear1961

        🙂

  • billbear1961
  • Tor

    Upside down Xmas tree is clearly Satanic. Hail Santa.

  • Tor

    A ceiling-mounted upside-down Xmas tree is probably really cool and stuff. But you’ll have to find the ceiling joists, insert the correct anchors, mount the tree attachment, and afterwards, patch, texture and repaint the holes in the ceiling. Way too much festivity for me.

  • geoffalnutt

    I’m surprised that so many people don’t know baby Jesus was actually a vampire…hence the inverted tree we hang from the rafters – in deference to the dangling Christ child. Awwwwwwwww.

  • Stubenville

    Upside down christmas trees are like Corey Lewandowski; a nothingburger.

  • Kevin Andrews

    Vile ill Fascist and Christ-O-Fascist bastards all deserve the firing squad. Sick anti-American and un-American scum of the Earth.

  • JCF

    Great to see they have their priorities straight. /s

    https://media.giphy.com/media/JyYF31EbgzFGE/giphy.gif

    • stevenj

      Great to see Shultzy too.

      • wayne

        When my family watched The Brady Bunch and Ann B. Davis came on, my dad always said, “There’s Shultzy!” Years later, after watching some retro station, I realized what he was talking about.

  • Hue-Man
  • stevenj

    Upside down or just plain knocked over – OK with me.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxw8HNAyO6Q

  • sword

    Lewandowski will probably be making artificial xmas trees for twenty years in his new job in Leavenworth.

  • Nowhereman

    Why does anyone give a damn what their neighbor does or does not do with their pagan trees?