CNN Headline: Trump Backs Accused Child Molester

When the above image starting flying around Twitter tonight, I thought it had to be faked. But no, that’s a real actual totally out of fucks to give headline from CNN’s chyron writer, who was just repeating what the network’s panelists have been saying.

CNN political director David Chalian condemned President Trump on Tuesday for not taking a stand against Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore. “The president of the United States would like to see an accused child molester be elected senator from Alabama,” Chalian said in reference to remarks Trump made earlier in the day. Trump’s comments immediately received criticism and made headlines with many in the media calling the remarks a de facto endorsement.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Steve Schmidt ain’t a happy camper right now.

  • Jeffg166

    Donald’s little thumbs will be flying.

    • Paula

      He’ll be wandering around the White House in his boxers all night fuming and tweeting.

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    In addition to not paying his bills, or leaving – any – tips, now Donald Trump is doing this.

    At least, thanks to our free media, the American people are fully informed.

    Elections are choices and choices have consequences.

    Let’s hope the good people of Alabama turn out to vote [unlike you-know-who] and do the right thing.

    And if not, well, it’s time for the South to rise again and the rest of our nation to Kick Alabama Out!

    • RoFaWh

      Trump’s a non-tipper???

      Imagine my great surprise to learn this.

      /snarkity, snark, snark, shark, bite

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Cuberly Deux

      Hence the most twisted form of empathy ever observed.

      • BobSF_94117

        Thought bubble: “I haven’t grabbed a pussy in, well, weeks!!!”

  • lattebud

    Wonder what they are talking about on Fox?

    • Sam_Handwich

      BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • gaycuckhubby

      Literal headline that was playing on FOX 40 min ago… “Sex Accusations Hit Dems Hard”
      They’re right but it’s hitting Republicans just as hard and Dems response has been SO much better.*

      *kinda… the Senate Republicans have been strong in condemning Moore but AL party members and POTUS are horrible people.

      • BobSF_94117

        “It’s hitting Republicans just as hard”

        Are you a GOP shill? Which are the Moore-equivalent Dems? Which is our “grab ’em by the pussy” presidential candidate? Which Dem state Rep was fired for gay sex in his office?

        Oh, you mean all those Hollywood types…

        • gaycuckhubby

          What can I say? The Koch bros pay well

          • BobSF_94117

            If only one of them would grab your ass.

  • Ninja0980

    Serious shade there.

  • MikeBx2

    If you don’t want the media saying you support an accused child molester, don’t.

  • clay

    And the use of the Debate photo?

  • another_steve

    Lovely. The perfect storm.

    Trump – sexual predator par excellence – is perceived as giving support to another sexual predator.

    I’m getting hard.

    • /

      JARED, RUN!
      (Or rather, “JARED! SASHAY QUICKLY!”)

      • another_steve

        Jared will soon abandon his adopted gentile family and return to the fold. His cultural fold.

        I am his cultural fold.

        I will absolve him and then sodomize him.

    • RoFaWh

      Then you need better support. Namely, a tighter jockstrap.

      I recommend the Gregg Homme (who else?) “Showoff” jock, two sizes below your proper size:

      http://gregghomme.com/image/data/products/1-55/1215_showoff/121534-01-close-side.JPG

      • another_steve

        Thank you for that recommendation, RoFaWh. I’ll keep it in mind.

        I’m 65 years old and the erections are somewhat less frequent these days.

        When Little Peter does surprise me, I squeal in delight.

  • ceeenbee

    Thank you shitgibbon for endorsing a an accused multiple child molester. We know how difficult it was and how much courage it takes to malign your accusers when confronted.

  • Cuberly Deux

    So in the past few days.

    Bannon has supposedly asked Donnie to pull back on criticizing Moore.
    Kellyanne goes on TV and basically campaigns for Moore.
    Saunders goes on TV and says it’s up to the voters of Alabama.
    Breitbart editor claims rape isn’t as narrowly defined as it used to be.
    Moore’s loony legal team offer very strange contorted attack on the accuser’s accounts.

    Today Donnie says it’s better to vote for Moore, gotta get those tax cuts, over a Dem.

    • SoCalGal20

      Is Moore even going to be seated in time to vote on the tax bill?

      • Probably not.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Will he be seated at all.
        I think its 50-50 on Senate Republicans allowing him even one vote

        • SoCalGal20

          Are you kidding? They’ll seat him. Party over country, fuck everything else! He’ll be a desperately need R vote in the Senate.

          Oh, they’ll make a show of it but they’ll seat him. They’ve ignored Trump’s admitted pussygrabbing, they’ll come up with some bullshit to excuse Moore.

          • gaycuckhubby

            I think they will expell him and let the AL Gov. seat the replacement. The seat will stay Republican no matter what and they wont have to deal with Moore

      • Cuberly Deux

        I don’t know. Was wondering that myself.

        • SoCalGal20

          It sounds like some bullshit excuse thry’re trying to use to get people to vote for him.

          • Cuberly Deux

            Agreed. As if the GOP would ever court the potential to not have a seated Senator when their vaunted tax bill comes up to vote….lol….

            That actually popped in my head after Scammyanne made her mush-mouthed Moore endorsement the other day. She was practically bursting at the seams about how bad Jones was on taxes….details MIA of course.

      • clay

        Election: Dec 12
        Certification: ?
        Senate Vote: ?

    • Lazycrockett

      and he’s spending the weekend with a Russian Oligarch and the Mercers.

      • SoCalGal20

        At least ONE Russian oligarch. There might be more. Hopefully the Palm Beach Post will keep us up-to-date.

        • Lazycrockett

          Yeah it is a very big boat.

  • /

    And yet, no far-right Christian voter will care.
    In fact, this gives them something extra to which to relate.

  • Nice. About fucking time.

    Next up: Label lies as lies.

    Not prevarication. Not “at odds with the facts.” Not falsehoods. Just LIES.

  • Ninja0980
    • LesbianTippingHabits


      In other words, gender-neutral titles in the Virginia House of Delegates.

      • Yeah, it’s kinda revolting that they’re doing to avoid using a pronoun with Danica, but “gentlewoman” sounds condescending me (though not as bad as “Lady”). But in the long run, probably the right move. Also, someone’s going to mess it up regardless.

    • SoCalGal20

      I’m sure Danica Roem would be happy to be addressed as DELEGATE Roem. And since not everybody is gender binary, gender neutral would actually be more inclusive. 🙂

      (I’m sure that’s not what the GOP leader meant but oops!)

      • Christopher

        It’ll be even more surprising for Alabama voters to learn what the word “delegate” means.

        This is gonna be fun!

        • J Ascher

          They’d think it’s what you go through to get some fancy meats and cheeses!

      • gaycuckhubby
        • Judas Peckerwood

          Damn, I think I’m in love.

    • clay

      Probably ’cause it’s the more polite way to call her “It”.
      Let us know when he’s okay with gender-neutral bathrooms.

    • kelven

      Because they’re just that petty.

      • Amanda B. Rekendwith

        Without pettiness, they got nothin’.

  • gaycuckhubby

    OT… was this covered today? I’ve been on the road…
    https://twitter.com/dominicholden/status/933055607699136517

  • Why does it say October 9, 2016? Is that because they were running background footage with their child molester endorsement story and wanted to identify the date that footage was taken?

  • olandp

    As they say, “Birds of a feather.”

  • Harveyrabbit

    Well what the fuck else was he going to do? The right thing? When has he ever done that? FUck him and the horse he road in on. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7585bea8fda9c4737c26343a93b188dfb17a8b6640c03897981ff176171f98fa.jpg

  • gaycuckhubby
    • clay

      I hope he gets some of that good Florida sun this long weekend.

      • J Ascher

        Even if the weather is cloudy, the UV rays will do him a world of good!

      • Christopher

        I hope he gets cancer this weekend.

        And before I get the hate…My mother died of cancer. Yes, I know it sucks, that’s why I’m wishing it upon him.

        • jmax

          Cancer can take too long. Better a massive stroke/heart attack while he’s golfing.

          • Christopher

            Too quickly. I want him to suffer. A LOT!

          • gaycuckhubby

            I just want him out of office

          • Matt G, Rochester

            Not until Dems take the house AND Mueller impeaches Pence! Jan. 2019!

          • jmax

            Now that’s just cruel :^)

          • Judas Peckerwood

            I’m thinking of 20 years in a bamboo cage, with the soundtrack being an audio loop of him mocking John McCain.

          • Christopher

            Or Hillary’s new audio book. Read by the author.

        • WitlessProtection

          Incurable anal cancer would be fine with me. I had the curable kind and it was a BITCH!

          • Todd20036

            So, are you saying you divorced a pain in the ass?

          • WitlessProtection

            Well yeah I did that too.

    • FAEN

      Jeebus that neck. Something seriously wrong with it.

      • SoCalGal20

        Maybe he has a goiter.

        • clay

          (too high?)

          • SoCalGal20

            Just throwing out ideas lol!

          • ohbear1957

            Maybe his goiter has a goiter.

        • TuuxKabin

          Gutter.

        • Judas Peckerwood

          Her name is Melania! Say her name!

      • another_steve

        Straight man.

        No cosmetic surgery.

      • tim870

        It’s like a cankle on his shoulders. A heck? A nead?

        • FAEN

          YES! That’s it exactly.

        • Robincho

          We’re all like what the HECK is up with that NEAD?!…

      • RoFaWh

        Age and refusal to curb his appetite.

      • kaydenpat

        Ugly inside and out.

        • Jennifer

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      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        Reminds me of a frog.

      • Todd20036

        It’s attached to an ass hole.

      • /

        As far as I can tell, he doesn’t have one.
        Something seriously wrong with everything above the shoulders.
        Also everything below the shoulders.
        And also the shoulders, too.
        He’s the whole package… of putridness.

        • FAEN

          Yes! He probably reeks as well.

        • FAEN

          Reminds me of the lizards from ‘V’ when they swallowed vermin whole.

    • Clive Johnson

      It’s that excellent DNA he’s talked about.

    • Spray on abs

      I find his uneven haircut almost as disturbing everything else about him. He is rocking the grumpy prez look.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
    • Robincho

      Ya want sexy? I’ll give ya sexy. Just listen to Sophia Loren enunciating the word “quattordici”…

    • JCF

      I think the point is, Drumpf just essentially said “I don’t give a fuck whether she’s fourteen, and looked it, or not”.

    • Todd Allis

      “She didn’t look a day over twelve.”

  • HoneyBoySmith

    They’re not wrong.

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/EmilyLindin/status/933073784822579200
    Message to folks on the left and others fighting against sexual assault/harassment etc.
    These words should never, EVER come out of your mouth.

    • DaddyRay

      Agreed

    • gaycuckhubby

      Yep. Not helpful

    • LesbianTippingHabits


      If the men in question are parsimonious (cheap) tippers, well, I agree.

      Remember, tips are good karma. And karma never lies.

      And only the wait staff knows for sure. Thank you.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Shouldn’t the end goal be autonomy at the work place? Not revenge?

      • Judas Peckerwood

        And not revenge against people who didn’t do anything.

    • Jerry Kott

      I am really concerned that this is going to get dangerous for innocent men. One size doesn’t fit all. Gay men know full well how accusing us of sexual misbehavior is so easy and we have to prove our innocence. In many cases simply being wrongfully accused is enough to damage your life. One size doesn’t fit all and all these revelations have to be examined as an individual case.

      • another_steve

        ^^ Jerry… THAT.

        There’s a lot of “underbrush” in this sexual harassment scandal/episode we’re living through. A lot of it, “inconvenient” for the hyper political-correct class.

        Thank you for voicing what you did.

        • Jerry Kott

          There is a lot of “underbrush” in this. There seems to be no grey areas and no room to express caution. These charges are death sentences for the innocent. I believe that Al Franken has been tarred an feathered and not given an opportunity for an ethics hearing. I had a post removed from Huffington today which simply stated to be cautious. I believe Gayle King and Nora ODonnell at CBS heard all the rumors and just stayed out of harms way and any situation that was compromising.

    • Al

      Am I supposed to know who the is “Emily Lindin” is? Because she can truly go fuck herself.

    • kaydenpat

      What’s wrong with her? False accusations would only further hurt real victims because they wouldn’t be believed.

    • ultragreen

      She views “innocent men losing their jobs” as unavoidable collateral casualties in the war against patriarchy.

    • Tread

      She’s a fucking contradictory asshole.

      https://twitter.com/emilylindin/status/933090162728243200

      • Todd20036

        Don’t who the fuck she is, don’t care.

        She reminds me of the holier than thou bernie bros and Jill Pills who attacked the left for shit only the right did

        • Tread

          Exactly. She’s gross beyond belief. “Let’s ruin innocent people’s lives because fuck you.”

    • JCF

      Frankly, I’m more concerned that statements like these will set up an INEVITABLE BACKLASH, which will put females right the fuck back where we started: open season for harrassers&abusers, NO female accusers believed.

      [I have more feelings re the above post, but I’m having trouble formulating them (and it is about 4AM here!). Suffice to say that I think that “Message to_____, don’t talk like _______” statements can be VERY dangerous, if you, the one saying “Message/don’t” aren’t in-group to BOTH ______. Thin-ice dangerous.]

  • FAEN

    The coming political ads are writing themselves.

    • clay

      Can we all agree not to use “coming” with “accused child molester” and “political ads”? Yes?

      • FAEN

        Point taken.

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/933132030770106370
    Guess there is going to be some bill for drilling for oil soon.

    • SoCalGal20

      What did they bribe you with?!

      • Ninja0980

        Drill baby drill I bet.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Wasn’t she always against the individual mandate?

        • SoCalGal20

          Was she? Hopefully she finds lots of other crap in the tax bill she hates more than the individual mandate.

    • gaycuckhubby

      She has clarified to say she hasn’t made a decision on the tax bill

      • Lazycrockett

        Murkowski seems to be flip flopping more than a fish in a boat.

    • Lazycrockett
    • clay

      She wants to kill Obama-care, but make it look like an accident?

  • gaycuckhubby
  • gaycuckhubby
    • clay

      Was it a male bird?

      • GanymedeRenard

        Who knows. But it was a white bird.

    • Natty Enquirer

      That’s a nice bedspread on Melonia.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Is it wrong that whenever I see her the theme to Green Acres pops in my head? And I don’t know why….HELP!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umS3XM3xAPk

        • Treant

          Do-do-do-do-do
          The stores!
          Do-do-do-do-do
          The whores!

        • TexasBoy

          Trump is no Oliver Wendell Douglas if he thinks that is a large bird for a tom turkey.

      • clay

        She and Barron changed clothes between receiving the tree and pardoning the turkey?

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        Ornate for a saddle blanket if you ask me….

      • Matt G, Rochester

        Looks more like a drapery to me, she must think she’s Maria vonTrapp.

    • Treant

      “Remember the eagle? Avians can smell evil.”

    • Dale Snyder

      WOW. I know he gained 100 pounds in one year but Melanoma did too?

    • Robincho

      Barron needs rescuing, stat. He never asked for this, he doesn’t deserve it, and he’s not remotely equipped to deal with it…

      • Matt G, Rochester

        Sins of the father…, seven generations…

  • another_steve

    Someone please record this and love me when it comes true:

    Today’s “Been molested? Call 1-800-I got a lawyer” media thing will result in a hundred more victims of the Sexual Predator-in-Chief coming forward to recount their experiences with him.

    Remember this comment of mine, bitches.

    And when the time comes, obey me.

  • Publius

    112% truthful headline. Not a subjective statement, not an opinion, not open to interpretation.

  • thrunch

    Trump’s 10 Commandments:

    1. Never criticize Vladimir Putin.
    2. Grab the pussy when you can.
    3. Mock the disabled.
    4. There are good Nazis.
    5. Pedophiles are electable.
    6. Belittle everyone except Vladimir Putin.
    7. Be the center of attention.
    8. Claim expertise in subjects that you’re clueless.
    9. Take credit for Obama’s economy.
    10. Blame Hillary.

    • LesbianTippingHabits


      You forgot never to pay your bills. Never.

    • Rick

      “That pussy ain’t gonna grab itself, ya know.”

  • Darrel Cj

    Re: chryon, if the shoe fits…

    • Treant

      …molest it.

    • Leo Tallant

      The PBS station I worked at could not afford a Chyron, we had to settle for a Dubner. But yeah, if the shoe fits….

  • safari

    I expect angry tweets.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
    • Natty Enquirer

      It’s amazing how Laurie plays block chords and broken chords come out.

  • DonnaLee

    Keep it up CNN… you’ll start getting watched more if you keep this up. Fox anchors are coming out against him, and infighting works to our advantage.

  • safari

    O/T: I’m drinking New Holland’s Dragon’s Milk “Reserve” — Mocha Mint Bourbon Barrel Stout

    It sounded so disgusting I had to buy it. The result: it’s actually pretty tasty. The mint works with the mocha flavoring in the dark stout beer. And at 11% ABV, it makes me nice and warm.

  • Beth Sanders

    This makes me so ANGRY. I do not like cnn but he is a molester and it makes me sick! Pray for the world what a sad time. Will not be voting for mr trump again. Period.

    In Christ,
    Beth

    • Silver Badger

      Very good. Proof that one can learn. Good job.

    • Sam_Handwich

      don’t worry yourself over this, Beth. you have Jello molds to prep for thursday.

      • Treant

        With pineapple and shredded carrot?

        • ChrisInKansas

          Reminds me of old cookbooks from the 40s. Some of those recipes have the most bizarre combination of ingredients!

          • Silver Badger

            They were desperate to keep their children nourished. Times were vastly different back then.

          • Treant

            My aunt made that jello. It was bilious.

        • JohnJay

          Hey. My mom made that twice a year.. With lime Jello. Thanksgiving and Easter. I guess Christmas was too soon. That was in the 1960’s.

      • Beth Sanders

        No molds this year. I am making crabberyy slaw right now. Ben, Karla, and Edna will be here and my nephew.

        • Silver Badger

          It’s a good time to be with loved ones. Wold crabberryy slaw have cranberries, cabbage and either crab or apples?

          • Silver Badger

            Google came up with this:
            Apple Cranberry and Almond Coleslaw
            Yield: About 8 servings

            Ingredients

            Dressing
            3/4 cup fat free Greek Yogurt (I recommend using Fage, other brands may will be too thin)
            1/4 cup mayonnaise
            1/4 cup honey
            2 Tbsp apple cider vinegar
            Salt and freshly ground black pepper
            Coleslaw
            1 small cabbage , shredded (6 – 7 cups packed)
            1 1/2 cups matchstick carrots
            2 large gala apples , sliced into matchsticks (about 3 cups)
            1/2 cup sliced green onions
            3/4 cup sliced almonds or 1 cup slivered almonds
            3/4 cup dried cranberries
            Instructions

            In a mixing bowl whisk together Greek yogurt, mayonnaise, honey and apple cider vinegar until smooth, while seasoning with salt and pepper to taste.
            In a large bowl toss together cabbage, carrots, apples, green onions, almonds and cranberries. Pour dressing over cabbage mixture and toss to evenly coat. Serve immediately for best results.

            It doesn’t sound too bad!

    • ChrisInKansas

      Is this account for real, or someone having a laugh?

    • Treant
  • DN

    Good. I’m sick of the kid gloves of the past couple weeks.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Roy Moore: You have any extra kid gloves? Asking for a friend.

      • DN

        bahahaha

  • kaydenpat

    Why am I not surprised? He’s such a disgusting pig. This is not normal.

    • David L. Caster

      A substantial number of “Americans” are trying to make it normal. And they appear to be gaining ground.

  • Ok, I know the country is in a world of shit right now (that we may not bounce back from..)….
    That being said,
    I’m smiling sooo BIGLY right now.
    That’s gonna chap his ass soooo bad!!!
    Fucking Perfect!

  • Lazycrockett
  • Treant

    OT: The husband’s away, the dogs are mad at me because they think I did something wrong to make Daddy leave, and I’m bored. Should I make soap? I’m vaguely thinking of a black, white, and deep rust scented in dragon’s blood resin.

    • I think you should post pics of hot men and let us judge. You know, to see which gets the most up votes.

      • Treant

        So I should take a selfie? Or selfies with the endless parade of men coming through here while my husband is away… 🙂

        • Yes. And yes.
          Everybody gets a Yes!!

        • gaycuckhubby

          I hope your not planning to run for office! We’ve established that bragging about sexual partners and their hotness is a no-no 😉

          • Treant

            I could never run for office.

            I have a terrible tendency to tell the truth.

        • Silver Badger

          Do you suppose the dogs disapprove of the parade of men? They like routine.

      • Mikey

        Too hot?
        (and before someone else gets their knickers in a knot, this is NOT real bodies, it is make-up effects, it’s from the TV show “The Walking Dead”… to even have to justify this is pathetic)

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6632d464b3045169a1a3133ca52c6b059b6820f7bf8caf677372bed9c55f3d11.jpg

        • HomerTh

          This is a disgusting image. These are actual people who have been murdered. I have reported it.

          • Mark Cross

            https://youtu.be/2G-940knHq0
            It’s a screen grab from “The Walking Dead”, Season 4, Episode 3, titled, “Isolation”.
            So you’re right: these are actual people who have been murdered ON THE SHOW.

          • Mikey

            Really?
            last I checked that was from the TV show “Walking Dead”.

          • Todd20036

            You’re either just that gullible or an idiot.

            Not sure if one is better than the other

          • HomerTh

            So I don’t watch this tv show. So I guess I am gullible. But yeah, you are super special.

    • safari

      Would black and red without white show up at all? I say make it black goth. Not pink goth. That’s too extreme.

      • Treant

        I did a dragon’s blood in deep gray with a red swirl. It’s kind of subtle, but I was going for the look of dragon fire.

        If I separate the black and deep red, they’ll show…but it’s going to be more subtle than the parti-colored stuff I’ve done this week.

      • MBear

        Shouldn’t goth soap be clove scented?

        • safari

          I’m thinking leather.

          • MBear

            Most in my circles are vegan or ar least vegetarian. Heh heh

    • Cuberly Deux

      Play indoor fetch with the doggies! 😉

      • Treant

        Casey is ignoring me and turns his head away whenever I go past. Riley is sitting 9 feet away from me pretending that he doesn’t want to sit by me.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          Find some treats to offer them.

          • Treant

            Done. Casey will take it, eat it, and go back to ignoring me. Riley won’t accept it at all right now.

        • Cuberly Deux

          Even if you roll a ball near one of em?

          • Treant

            Casey ignores that normally. Riley might play with it for a bit.

          • Cuberly Deux

            Hmmmmm, well, I guess it’s soap time then.

          • Treant

            I’ve half decided to make half-circle rounds. Or I’ve fully decided to make circle rounds and I’ll decide what to do with them later. 🙂

            I’m still going back and forth on color and scent.

          • Cuberly Deux

            Have you thought of doing water bath monoprints? You already have the tools and the visual know how. I could totally see you doing it. Though you would need to buy a large water tray & quality paper. Other than that, you’re there.

          • Treant

            Huh. I hadn’t thought of it; I mostly do nature photography. And I can’t draw. At all. But I think I have a bit of research to do…

          • Cuberly Deux

            Oh lordy, you have a great impromptu aesthetic. As you’ve been posting. 😉

            I can totally see you having a ball with turkish marbling.

            http://www.pbs.org/parents/adventures-in-learning/2015/03/erbu-turkish-marbling-art/

    • Robincho

      Saponify, Brother Treant — saponify!…

      • Treant

        And so I did. The saponification is underway and it’s getting harder by the second.

        • Robincho

          Guaranteed, if I were marching in that husband-free parade of yours, saponification wouldn’t be the only thing getting harder by the second. Just sayin’…

          (Actually, I retract that. I made a similar ribald comment to Bluto earlier today, and was promptly eviscerated by some humorless new poster known as April. I couldn’t withstand another assault from her in my present delicate condition [although it’s fun to imagine Dorothy Parker saying, “Ah, to be in England, now that April is here!”] )…

  • Ninja0980

    RIP David Cassidy:(

    • Treant

      Shiiiit. This is when you realize you’re getting old.

    • Natty Enquirer

      From the Variety obit:

      “The ABC sitcom [The Partridge Family] was loosely based on real-life family musical act the Cowsills, and ran from 1970 to 1974. The show became popular for its squeaky queen portrayal of life on the road as a family rock band in a brightly painted bus.”

      Someone lube up that queen, quick!

  • Lazycrockett
  • Lazycrockett

    Well if you are watching Rachel you should have a drink in hand.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Yep, just opened a beer. 🙁

    • Sam_Handwich

      what’s going on? i will watch now

      • DaddyRay

        Trump putting someone in charge of the Census that has no statistical background who wrote a book with the subtitle “Why Competitive Elections are Bad for America”

        • safari

          Charming.

    • safari

      I just turned her on. What’s up?

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Well of course it does….#FuckingMorons

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      We stood up for it, too, here in North.

      And promptly beat your ass. Loser.

    • Todd20036

      This isn’t even close to the worst thing Moore said.

      • gaycuckhubby

        No doubt!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • kelven

      I’m amazed you haven’t been blocked yet. Keep up the good work! 🙂

      • Harley

        Being blocked by drump would be a huge badge of honor.

    • RoFaWh

      One thing that’s gradually being understood more widely is that Trump has been interacting for years with the mafia (if you are a developed in NYC, this is a given), more recently with another criminal class, the Russian oligarchs; he is a thug in every sense. He’s so vile (and so obviously vile) that it would be no surprise to learn that for a few years he ran a chain of male brothels featuring under-age guys with beautifully forged documents. And that he insisted on personally putting each new hire through his paces.

      Dream up the worst behavior you can imagine; I assure that Donald Trump, faux President of the USA, has done worse.

  • MikeBx2

    New thread.

  • Christopher

    “…and then promptly died.”

    Would be a better headline.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • I just hope whenever she gets to speak she makes sure to mention “Delegate COX” – and stretch his last name out to two syllables. . I once had an asshole boss whose first name was Dick and I always did that with his first name. I had a contract and he could not fire me so I could get away with it.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Swine endorsing pig. What an epiphany.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • billbear1961

      We just got back from Iceland Sunday evening, a country of haunting, otherworldly beauty!

      • zhera

        Aww, you went all the way to Iceland and didn’t come visit me? I know it’d be a little detour, but still!

        😉

        Hope you had a wonderful time. Iceland is high up on my bucket list.

    • billbear1961

      What is more, we went to see that glacier, in the southeast, near Höfn, and saw that very volcano; and the guide told us it was “overdue,” and could erupt at any moment, without warning!

  • Richard B

    What do you expect, pedophiles stick together – is anyone surprised Trump is sticking by Moore?
    We are in the weirdest of times – even the hard core holier than thou religious fanatics inexplicably are making excuses why it is OK to politically support both these loathsome degenerate pedophiles. These are the same folks who rail against loving LGBTQ couples as immoral, but if you diddle 14 year little girls, it is all pure sweet virgin goodness..
    Republican strategist Steve Schmitt today said Trump’s support of more is an example of the moral rot running through the republican party.
    What do you think?

    • John Thayer

      We need Republicans on our federal courts in order to preserve our constitution. Judge Moore will vote for constitutionalists, Jones not so much.

      • HomerTh

        LOL, Moore will vote for religious nuts.

        • coram nobis

          He cashewed in.

      • NZArtist

        So… as long as that happens, kiddie-fucking is fine. Got it.
        It’s so refreshing to have on display exactly where republican morals sit.

      • Richard B

        I used to be a hard core republican. The republicans in office today are not cut from the same cloth as republicans a generation ago. They do not believe in democracy and their policies have not expanded the middle class, they shrunk it. The proof is everywhere.
        In the case of Roy Moore, he a fringe theocrat, not a republican and doesn’t believe in the separation of church and state. Moore has also been removed from office twice because he could not follow the rules and do his job. He is also into diddling little girls, but If your response is yes, Moore has warts, but will vote for conservative judges, the republicans party I used to be part of is dead and putrefied. My goals are personal self reliance and not a society on welfare, but capitalism ultimately leads to a concentration of wealth in a few peoples hands, so I do believe in regulations that protect and build up a strong middle class like I grew up in in the 1950, 60s, and 70s. I am also gay, a sexual minority that needs to be protected by the tyranny of the majority and the fair minded courts have protected us from being less discriminated against. Most conservative judges are a threat to my happiness and well being and they scare the hell out of me, except the amazing conservative attorney, Ted Olsen.

        • kareemachan

          “Used to be”? You sound like you still are, and are okay with pedophiles in office cuz “He’ll vote for constitutionalists”.

          How pathetic.

          • Richard B

            Wow, how did you ever make the leap to that conclusion? You have misread my post and please go back and re-read again. You got the conclusions wrong. Read where I slammed the republicans for rallying around disgusting pedophiles and the moral rot of the republican party. I have been a registered Democrat since 1982 and donated more money to the Democrat candidates and including Bernie many earned last year. I respect Ted Olsen because he is a brilliant jurist and his invaluable insights helped us architect the successful end of Prop 8, but don’t interpret that I am a constitutionalist. I believe the constitution is a living document that has to be interpreted for its intent. That living document legalized marriage equality and allowed me to finally marry my long time (39 years) lover, partner, and dearest friend. I participated for over 30 years in marches all over this county fighting for this right.

            I believe our nation has entered into a dark era and we are facing a fierce powerful republican menace of the likes we have never seen before that is threatening our way of life. The republicans in office today are working on behalf of elite American plutocrats (400 people that own half our nation’s net worth), religious elites and an authoritarian dishonest scam artist (POTUS) who is acting like a fascist and appears to be working with a enemy foreign adversary. All Democrats and Democratic Socialists (me) must work together as a unified resistance to intelligently organize to defeat this evil menace. Though I don’t believe in a welfare state is the best way to allocate resources, I do believe essential services and institutions should be socialized to create a base line for all American to build a life on – something like Canada or the UK.
            BTW – I am assuming you frequent Breitbart to keep up with the bad guys. How do you do it? It sickens me to read their posts.

      • billbear1961

        That BASTARD, that PREDATOR, has defied the Constitution, more than once, you disgusting fascist IMBECILE!!

      • The_Wretched

        The civil and secular constitution was spit on by Moore twice and he was removed from the Al-bama SCT twice for putting his religion above the law. Moore is the ayatollah.

    • coram nobis

      Weirdest of times indeed.

      ROD SERLING: To serve Man. First a cook book, then a political manifesto in early 21st Century America — and now a guidebook on how young girls, handmaids, should serve their betters. Under this new orange-haired, orange-faced leader, anything is possible in this new nation that the voters steered off-course somewhere between Pleasantville and Willoughby — into the Twilight Zone.
      [closing credits]

    • I think they have 52 Senate seats and they can’t afford to lose even 1. If David Duke were the nominee they would back him.

    • Paul

      Not really that weird when you consider how many holier than thou types are also into kiddy diddling.

  • billbear1961

    THIS is what this nation has come to–and the whole WORLD is watching!!

    Why you recognize the authority of these MONSTERS is BEYOND me!!

  • BartmanLA

    It’s almost as if there was a creepy umbrella of mystical protection emanating Hugh Hefner, and when he died it disappeared exposing all of these predators!

  • geoffalnutt

    GOP = Gross Old Pedophiles

  • geoffalnutt

    For decades The GOP has been saying “fuck the children!” Who knew they meant it literally?!

  • JT

    Drumpf: I luv molesters. They’re my kind of people.

  • DJ John Bear

    I guess there’s no doubt about it…the GOP can give a rat’s about backing a child molester. Party over country, amirite?

    What a disgusting, vile creature 45 is…

  • Mark McGovern

    Go CNN!

  • KBlackie

    Why does it say October 2016 in the left hand corner?

    • KBlackie

      Never mind. I’m dense. Figured out. I think. Just woke up don’t judge my intelligence yet

  • Andrew Newman

    The CNN photo is dated 2016 in the top left corner.
    What was the original story? It appears to be from one of the debates.