Kellyanne Conway Attacks “Weak” Doug Jones [VIDEO]

“Doug Jones in Alabama, folks, don’t be fooled. He will be a vote against tax cuts. He is weak on crime, weak on borders. He is strong on raising your taxes. He is terrible for property owners. I’m telling you that we want the voters in the Senate to get this tax bill through.

“If the media were really concerned about all of these allegations, and if that’s what this is truly about,  Al Franken would be on the ash heap of bygone half-funny comedians.

“I just want everybody to know Doug Jones –  nobody ever says his name and pretends he is some kind of conservative Democrat in Alabama. He is not.” – Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway, speaking this morning on Fox & Friends.

  • DaddyRay

    Party over Country every time

    • Todd20036

      Party over children apparently.

      • Jeffg166

        Personal gain over everything.

    • Bluto

      From the previous post, party over jesus.

  • Rex

    He is weak on sexual assault.
    Meaning he hasn’t committed any.

    • Frostbite

      He’s not going to be a good republican then.

  • Michael R
    • JT

      That’s too flattering.

      • Christopher

        Yeah, the gif started off with a better looking representation than the original.

  • Gustav2

    Sacrifice your 14 year old girls for tax cuts! It is totally worth it!

    • clay

      It’s the Godly way (see Abraham, Lot, Jephthah, etc.).

    • Buford

      Somebody needs to ask Moore voters if they’d be willing to let their teen daughter spend a weekend alone with him… reconciling those responses would be fascinating.

      • clay

        Will it get them out of their unpaid parking tickets?

        • Buford

          Candid undie pics probably would.

      • Jeffg166

        Weekend? How about half an hour?

        • Buford

          Would they let their teen daughter volunteer for his campaign, knowing that she would likely have lots of opportunities for time alone with their uber-Christian hero and mentor…?

        • Galvestonian

          Hey, if their were surgeons in the Civil War that could get a leg off in under a minute … I’d bet that ol’ Roy could have a prepubescent little girl starkers in under 30 seconds.

        • nocadrummer

          If he’s like most wankers, he’ll be done by the time he gets his skid-marked underwear off.

    • Uncle Mark

      Where are all those “teen girls for Moore” rallies ?

    • ChrisMorley

      Kellyanne has four young kids.
      Roy Moore doesn’t seem her best choice as a mum.

    • JCF
  • Todd20036

    Funny how a man goes up against the KKK and wins to protect little girls from being killed is weak.

    Funny how a man who rapes children is strong.

    BTW KA, you’re the weak one.

    • clay

      Her definition of weak on crime, or just crime, is off.

      • Rambie

        Her grip with reality is off

      • Gene Perry

        isn’t fondling a 14-yr-old a crime?

    • Buford

      Well, she also suggested that Doug Jones wants to raise taxes… literally days after the GOP passed a tax bill that raises taxes.

      • killreligion

        Right-bad for homeowners? They just took away deductions for homeowners.

        These people lie constantly and the stupid don’t question them.

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    • Rambie

      This of who this is aimed at, repeating Doug’s name and “is weak” is designed to associate the two –even though they are lies– into the voters of Alabama. This trick has been used by the GOP’ers for decades

      • Jeffg166

        If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

        • Rambie

          Yet far too few Democrats have an effective counter

    • AlternativeQuacks

      She’s alternative strong. As long as the checks keep clearing.

  • netxtown

    Take cover!

    • Christopher

      Listening to her is like being in the front three rows at a Gallagher show.

      The only differences are, she’s not not funny, and that’s not fruit coming at you!

      • Droz

        And there are no tarps!

  • Christopher

    OH FFS!

    Go back to modelling for album covers, and let the adults handle the big stuff.

    • ted-

      The picture on the left scared me for a moment.

      I see you Photoshopped her on the right for a nicer look…

  • clay

    “He is terrible for property owners.”

    So, if you don’t understand that property taxes are a state & local issue, please vote GOP! So, if you want to keep your mortgage interest deduction, please vo– Oh, wait. So, if you don’t understand that property taxes are a state & local issue, please vote GOP!

  • Keith D Plane

    Conjob you need a baby sitter for your kids? Moore will be glad to help ya!

    • Bluto

      Someone at the next WH presser should ask Sarah Pickles if she would let roy babysit her kids.

  • Buford

    Doug Jones is too weak to seduce high school girls like strong, virile, he-man Roy Moore… is that what she’s saying here…?

    • Todd20036


  • Kruhn

    Doug Jones, who prosecuted the KKK murderers of African American churchgoers, weak on crime? Kellyanne, it takes a special kind of asshole to spew that horse manure you call a statement. You Madam, give whores a bad name with that statement.

    You might want to start walking over on 10th Street as your next career move, lady. Because you put out.

    • Reality.Bites

      Trump thinks he was prosecuting the wrong people in that one.

      • PeterC

        And one must be totally delusional to spew the words that she just spewed. Totally beyond belief.

  • JT

    Nobody’s weaker than your whiny ass, small dicked boss, you gorgon.

    • Christopher

      Cheetolini is without a doubt the weakest man that has ever held the office.

      He’s paid people to protect him his whole life. With his personality he had to!

      Such a pathetic little man!

      (I hope Trump sees this comment!) 😉

      • clay

        I hope Dick Cheney sees it too. Congrats on that whole “unitary executive” bullshit, Dick!

  • Sam

    Smell that, that’s the smell of desperation as they are about to lose a very red seat in Alabama.

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • netxtown

    I would suggest she wake up and smell the coffee, but she seems to be permanently positioned to snort donnie’s ass crack.

  • clay

    Well, you know, crime against white males.

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • tbj5

    If you wanted extra confirmation that Franken was a political hitjob by Bannon et al, here you go.

  • Christopher

    Her skin suit is remarkably lifelike today!

    • shellback

      Thanks to mortuary make-up.

  • Christopher

    Even the members of the Bowling Green Memorial Society for the Prevention of Lies know this woman is pure evil.

    • Ernest Endevor

      What I never ask myself is: who can ever remember the way she forgot to remember?

  • Mike Solo

    Rather not have tax cuts than vote for a Pedo

  • olandp

    Hey Kellyanne, the federal government does not have the power to, nor does it, impose property taxes.

  • Gregory B
  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    So… for the child molester?

  • Bambino

    Tough on crime my ass! Roy Moore was the sole vote not to convict a 17 year old who sodomized a 4 year old boy in a daycare. In one case the fucking creep wanted to “review” from a rapist claimed of his 12 year old girl victim sexual history. Out of the 20 sex crime cases the pedo mall rat presided on, he sided with the accused 13 times! Unusual for any judges. This is what happen to crime when you put a sex offender on a bench, using cases as masturbatory material for a sick immoral asshole like Roy Moore. I don’t need to check on Doug Jones record. At least he convicted two KKK bombing of black church. Kelly Von Fuckface can go pogo the fuck out of here on the clown stick she rode in on.

  • BobSF_94117

    Yeah, right, the Dem is “weak” on property taxes. Meanwhile the GOP is working to end tax deductions for local and state taxes, something that will sting in Alabama, where the combined sales tax is 8.5%.

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  • Acronym Jim

    Yeah, he will be terrible for property owners. Unlike those Republicans who want to take away my mortgage interest and property tax deductions.

  • TexasBoy

    Once again, Blazing Saddles proves to be more prophecy than parody.

    To paraphrase:

    We’ll take rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists, as long as they vote the way Trump wants.

  • geoffalnutt

    The Crunting!: Starring Kelly Anne Conway as “the crunt”, Sarah Huckabee as “the crunt-in-waiting and Hope Hicks as “junior crunt”. Lock the doors, hide the children, turn off the TV and…PRAY!!!!!

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  • DaveMiller135

    I used to pity Ms. Conway. She seemed like she might have been swept up in the campaign, and plugged into a job where she was in over her head. Maybe, but she knows what she’s doing now.

    • Ross

      If you read her history, she has always been utterly vile.


  • Uncle Mark

    Hey Kellyanne, if Moore was such a decent man, then why aren’t your girls staying by him to lend your/their support?

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Fuck you, you evil lying bitch.

  • Galvestonian

    Has this sneaky bitch been sacrificing children to Moloch again ? She looks strangely younger … must be slurping hot blood from the chubby kids.

  • kareemachan

    I just wish she’d shut the eff up.

  • TexasBoy

    Can they go any lower? A spokeswoman for the President of the United States is supporting and encouraging people to vote for an accused sexual predator. Then again, she works for a pussy grabber. And even worse, the Evangelical Christians are onboard.

  • Renfield

    I wonder who her meth dealer is.

  • Lakeview Bob

    Sorry. I won’t read this piece. I have no interest in anything Kellyanne Cuntway has to say.

  • Gene Perry

    KKKellyanne couldn’t pick Jones out of a line-up. Same old tired talking points.

  • Rocco

    So she’s for the pedophile…

  • ted-

    Another one I don’t mind reading about in the obituaries. I’ll smile all that day in fact.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Well, she is Catholic. I guess it’s a case of go with the pedo you know.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    “He is weak on crime”

    The man took on the KKK, you ignorant bitch.

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  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    They keep using the same damn card…but it ain’t working anymore.

  • Ninja0980

    Man went up against people who had murdered four innocent girls in a place where many people supported them and he’s weak.
    Go fuck yourself with a fork.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    Isn’t the Counselor to the President a public employee? Doesn’t she work at the White House? Isn’t she at her place of employment? Isn’t she engaging in partisan politics on company time? Isn’t this a violation of the Hatch Act?

  • Orly

    Hmm, I must have missed the news that Franken sexually assaulted a 14 year old.

    Oh wait, this is from Conway. Nevermind. Next?