“Lesbian” Starbucks Ad Prompts Boycott Calls [VIDEO]

We thought the RWNJs already were boycotting.

The New York Daily News reports:

Another year, another stink over Starbucks holiday cups. This time the controversy comes from the festive containers’ “gay agenda.” The brew-ha-ha stems from the fact that the cup might show two clasped same-sex hands.

The video promoting the coffee giant’s holiday cups features characters of various ages, races, genders and sexualities. It begins by noting that, “The holidays mean something different to everyone.” The brief commercial clearly shows two women gazing into each other’s eyes while holding hands around single steaming drink.

  • Lazycrockett

    Why would a mother take her child to starbucks?

    • kareemachan

      They do also have food there. Or maybe she just likes to give her kid a caffeine buzz….

      • Todd20036

        They sell hot cocoa there, and some of their lattes are mostly a candy bar in a cup anyway

        • Tor

          That’s what caught my then young adult niece. She hated coffee, but those coco-moco-frappe-sugar-bomb things…..

    • Guess

      Even the signs warn: “Unruly, unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy.”

      • Butch

        I telecommute, and my boss – who is 5 states away – has never met me face to face. Last Christmas she gave me a gift card to Starbucks. For one thing, the nearest Starbucks to me is 85 miles away, and there’s also the issue that I don’t drink coffee or tea. I guess the thought was there….

        • Galvestonian

          My nephew used to send me and the hubby gift cards at Christmas for restaurants that were at least 150 miles away or in another State.

          • AmeriCanadian

            That almost sounds intentional.

          • Galvestonian

            We did too !

        • pleasebereasonable1

          Where the fuck do you live where the nearest starbucks is 85 miles? Alaskan bush? I’m not calling you a liar…..but I think you’re a liar! 😉

        • Dazzer

          At least you had a nice present to give someone else – and it didn’t cost you a penny.

          • jerry

            Last couple years, I’ve received a couple cards for Cracker Barrel…it’s within 10 miles, but I can’t even. Time to re-gift them this year.

          • PickyPecker

            That’s what we do. Got a couple of Walmart gift cards last year. Donated them to our local homeless shelter.

        • AmeriCanadian

          Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have those abominations on every street corner like we do “down state”.

          • pleasebereasonable1

            Including grocery store locations, there are 6 within a 1/2 mile from me, although there are probably as many if not more weed stores from me too…..

          • AmeriCanadian

            Well Tim Horton’s in Ontario (especially the GTA) could give you a run for most locations in a square kilometer. I’m biased though. I do love me some Timmy’s.

        • Tor

          Save it for when you travel and get a pre-made sandwich or granola cup.

    • Cackalaquiano

      Snooty entitled helicopter moms have no qualms about inflicting their awful spawn on everyone in any coffee shop anywhere.

      • Cackalaquiano

        “Ma’am can your kid…”
        “SHE JUST NEEDS TO EXPRESS HERSELF!!”

        • anne marie in philly

          “DON’T CRUSH HER SPIRIT!”

    • Tor

      They have kiddie beverages – grooming them for the future.

  • juanjo54
  • popebuck1

    Now they’re deliberately baiting the right-wingers. Last year’s “boycott” must have really helped sales!

    • Todd20036

      They don’t even have to do much to bait them. The photo/pictures/cups are innocent enough, but some people are born with a chip on their shoulders.

      • dcurlee

        Or a stick up their asses

      • popebuck1

        That’s the beauty of it. It’s so easy to do! Even the mildest acknowledgement of “diversity” will bring up red flags. This is the cheapest publicity Starbucks could hope for, and they get it EVERY Christmas season!

        • Skeptical_Inquirer

          I’m surprised they haven’t tried to ban Spock because he’s half human and half Vulcan.

    • jerry

      Next, to promote the new cup design, they’ll run short anime videos at each location… (snark) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/87f78fe5c00950ca1476c92e277319166d352bc6b799070c935ba412267a5643.gif

      • JCF

        Aw, lesbian anime! <3<3

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    Hey Isaac — I mean Ben. Our lives are no more a political statement than your unchosen celibacy https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/69136212acd4f78b77894b91ec99c5eeb56aed7800fe608b2d3513141360f395.jpg

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Ben’s celibacy is consensual.

      • CB

        Yeah. With the entire world.

  • Chris H.

    So do we get to see more videos of RWNJ’s “boycotting” Starbucks by purchasing coffee and pouring it down the drain?

  • Guess

    I probably missed it but is anyone in Alabama having a conniption over the GoDaddy.com bowling alley ad?

    EDIT: Here it go. Complete with an actual kiss! THE HORROR!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWRKcnmm7xo

    • Dazzer

      I’d have thought that the owner of GoDaddy would have had the first conniption fit. He’s pretty nastily right wing.

      • Tor

        Apparently he appreciates what sells and makes money.

  • TK
    • Harveyrabbit

      She’s priceless.

    • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

      WHERE IS THE BUSY BEE!?!?!

    • TrueWords

      Parker Posey should have as many Oscars as Meryl Streep

      https://i.imgur.com/1tKVj2y.gif

    • Bluto

      I have actually seen Starbucks across the street from one another.

      • fuzzybits

        I decided to check one day and found out we have almost 50 Starbucks here.

        • BurningTongues

          We have close to 300 in NYC.

        • ColdCountry

          The closest one to me is about 40 miles. 🙂

          • JCF

            How is that possible?!

          • ColdCountry

            There are only 14 in the entire state.

          • Nowhereman

            Wow! I’m in Alaska and we’ve got about 40! (State population is about 750,000) Most of them are just kiosks in grocery stores though.

          • David Walker

            There’s only one possible reaction. Get the franchise!

          • ColdCountry

            Nonononono! I want to work less, not more!

          • David Walker

            But you’d be in charge! The boss! You’d sit on the handlebars while everybody pedals!

          • ColdCountry

            I’ve worked in a convenience store for over ten years, and I really don’t see it working that way. 😉

          • David Walker

            I know, but it (to me) is such a funny expression I couldn’t help but use it.

          • ColdCountry

            I’ve never heard it before, but it did make me smile!

          • Nowhereman

            I’m only 12 miles away from one. It’s a little kiosk in our local supermarket right next to the express lane. (small town)

          • ColdCountry

            We have a Dunkin Donuts, does that count?

          • Nowhereman

            Close! Here in Nowhere, one of the kids’ after school groups raises money by having Krispie Kreme donuts flown special order. It’s a BIG deal!

          • ColdCountry

            Frist World Stuff!

      • clay

        definitely possible in Manhattan

        • Bluto

          Definitely Pittsburgh.

          I’m sure somewhere there’s a Starbucks inside of a Starbucks.

      • MT YVR

        Vancouver had one intersection with three of the four corners housing Starbucks.

        It amused me. “Meet me at the Starbucks on the corner of Robson and Thurlow!”

        Ok. Yes. I’m slightly evil.

        • blankman

          And there was a fourth coffee shop (different brand) on the one remaining corner

      • Robincho

        While you were performing “Congress of the Cow”?…

        • Bluto

          I’m not familiar with that position.

      • BurningTongues

        This is basically every other corner in Midtown Manhattan.

        • Miji

          I pass 3 of them walking the 4 blocks from the train to my office.

          • BurningTongues

            Only 3?!

          • Tor

            There’s one in my subway station.

      • CB

        Me too. Especially in Seattle.

      • Nax

        And here I was wishing my town had one. Just googled it—63 miles for me.

        • Steve Smith

          There’s one in Milan, 90 KM away, for those visitors who are unable to manage without oversized paper buckets of flavourless froth.

      • Tor

        There are two across the street from each other just three blocks from here. But you pass by two others to get there.

        • Nowhereman

          So you can get a cup of coffee to tide you over until you get to the next Starbucks?…

      • Grumpy Old Man

        There is one in the basement; you have to know it is there, else why bother stumbling through the dark.

      • Grumpy Old Man

        In the early 90s there was a big toodo about the last corner in downtown Seattle that did not have coffee wagon – by then, store front coffee shops were going up and all those coffee wagons were gone in a matter of months.

    • Refugay

      Parker Posey story-My room mate used to work at CBGB in New York, 1999 until it closed. I used to go there often for for shows as I got in for free and got drinks for free-which was great as I was young and broke and had a low-paying starter job in publishing. CBGB hosted “Homo Corps,” a gay punk rock night and I met Parker there one night. It very well may have been while she was filming Best In Show as she looked just like she does here, I distinctly remember the braces. We chatted for about a half an hour about I don’t even know what-just a normal friendly conversation. Afterward, my room mate, asked me if Parker Posey was my new best friend. I didn’t understand and I couldn’t believe it when she told me who it was I had been speaking to. The entire time I had been talking to her I had no idea it was Parker Posey. That’s probably why she kept talking to me!

      • clay

        That voice?

        Parker Posey story– I was walking down Walnut by Rittenhouse Square in Philly, when I heard that voice. Looking around, frantically, I nearly knocked over the disheveled woman who’d just come out of the McDonalds with coffee. No make-up, hadn’t combed her hair, but absolutely recognizable as soon as she spoke.

        • Miji

          Lucky you, Rittenhouse Square & Parker Posey. Philly was my first home away from home, but I haven’t been back in ages. Last time I was stopped in my tracks by a recognizable voice it was Christine Quinn behind me yakking on her cell phone.

          • clay

            Garrison Keillor walking with his (beautiful) college-aged daughter.
            Kevin Bacon (who gets offended if you don’t recognize him).
            That one dog trainer with the massive arms and the flowing white mane of hair.

          • David Walker

            Were you a Club Tiki person? There were three of us who’d go to Philly to watch a show’s try-out…and if we were lucky, we’d get to see two shows in one day. Between shows one day, we walked around Rittenhouse Square and spied Club Tiki. I wanted to see what the food was like, the waiter asked what we wanted to drink, he served us, we tipped well, and got served several more times.

            Biggest Celebrity Sighting was Mary Tyler Moore and Richard Chamberlain walking together toward the stage door for another death and/or dying day’s matinee performance of “Holly Golightly.” I think Edward Albee had taken over the script writing duties from Abe Burrows. I liked Albee, but for a musical? You know the audience shots after “Springtime for Hitler” ends? Pretty much a full afternoon of that.

          • clay

            Nope, I just like to walk.

  • Butch

    I think it’s time to renew Edwina’s call for a stupidity tax. The deficit will be erased overnight.

    • Snarkaholic

      AND force each and every one of them to wear a Shockashithead collar.

  • Blake J Butler

    Rufus Gifford, Obama’s ambassador to Denmark is running for Congress in Massachusetts 3rd congressional district, Gifford is openly gay, and was his finance director. Running for Tsonga’s seat.

    https://www.out.com/news-opinion/2017/11/14/openly-gay-former-obama-finance-director-ambassador-running-congress?utm_content=inf_546_2471_2&utm_source=se&utm_medium=inf&utm_campaign=SE-INF&tse_id=INF_dc0c0ed0c99411e7b926579f881108d6

  • bkmn
  • pleasebereasonable1

    “These cups denigrate women and little girls”

    LOL. Indignant and a comedian.

  • Slippy_World
    • pleasebereasonable1

      Greatest olympic moment. Ever.

    • BobSF_94117

      I get like that sometimes when I get a really bad knot in my shoelaces.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • jerry

      So McDonald’s sends greetings by spreading cheeks?

    • anne marie in philly

      my first thought about this was FART!

    • Natty Enquirer

      A real classic. Two perfectly-placed mittens and a felt-tip pen.

    • KCMC

      serve up that hot shot!

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      • JCF

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      • Kyle Deetz

        funny but disgusting

    • JCF

      Classic!

  • KnownDonorDad
  • dcurlee

    What took them so long. We see how all their other boycotts worked out

  • clay

    “The holidays?
    There can be only one!

    • KnownDonorDad

      Shh, they have to pretend the “Judeo” part of Judeo-Christian is important for anything other than Armageddon.

  • KnownDonorDad

    That reminds me, use Chase Pay to reload your Gold Card with at least $20 and you get 300 extra stars!

  • Frostbite

    Here’s a pretty informative post about “Black Rifle Coffee Company.” Might want to boycott them..

    https://np.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7bufbc/im_former_special_forces_operator_cia_contractor/dpkt5v6/

  • Lars Littlefield

    We’re gettin’ bidness done in the big city of Grand Junction before we escape for what originally was two, then three and now four weeks+ away from hearth and home. We’ve only hit Starbucks twice thus far today. I foresee at least two more visits before we get home. All hail Starbucks! Starbucks is god

  • Galvestonian

    When … oh when are they gonna learn that the gay agenda is the Constitution.

  • TrueWords
    • AlternativeQuacks

      ROFLMAO. ^^^Truth!^^^

      Gawd I hate when I’m in line behind one of those people. Here’s a clue, people: if it takes more than 3 minutes to describe the exact coffee that you want, you’re being ridiculous.

    • jerry
      • Tor

        Know what you want before you get to the cashier, and have your money ready!!! Dammit!!!

        • Tor

          Then at the cream and sugar stand, the ones who have to taste after each addition of a little cream or sugar…. It’s not as if they don’t order the EXACT SAME THING EVERY FUCKING MORNING! Yes, please, get out of my way.

        • jerry

          Mine is just a large black coffee. If I’m traveling, I might also have a muffin.

      • JCF

        “hazelnut smack-a-cino”

        ROFL!

    • Snarkaholic

      I’ve dealt with similar idiots; they want rare prime rib, but then complain that it’s not smoking hot.

      • Natty Enquirer
      • Paula

        As long as it is thawed, it is good with me.

      • Harveyrabbit

        My mom was the opposite, kind of. She’d order steak (and pretty much everything) well done and then would ALWAYS complain that it was too hot and warn us kids to blow on it to cool it down before we ate it. I never had a medium rare steak until I was in my early teens LOL. Our table always had more things go back to the kitchen first try than down our throats. She also insisted that her salad be brought in individual dishes for each component so she could mix it herself. My parents were actually barred from quite a few eating establishments back in the day. Unsurprisingly.

        • Tor

          I can see why.

      • Tor

        No turkey this year. Prime rib, for two!!! Yes, man and I are going to down the whole thing. And it’ll be blood rare in the center. (He’s originally from Pittsburgh, and I can’t remember the term he uses.)

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Oh, honey, its a cartoon. A line drawing cartoon. It’s not a “Fritz the Cat” cartoon either.

    • Lars Littlefield

      But a Fritz the Cat cup is great idea.

  • Rex

    Tax reform, healthcare, Russian involvement, treason, sexual assault. Those are so unimportant. Let’s focus on what really matters. Starbucks cups.

  • Publius

    It’s a fucking cup. Take some Midol, Ben Shapiro, and move on with your day.

  • TrueWords
  • DaveMiller135

    “One time I drank a frappe and I couldn’t stop having anal sex for a week.”

    If that said “didn’t stop,” I’d choke down pumpkin spice, which belongs nowhere but pies that are really made of squash.

  • Gustav2

    Hey Bennie Boy, when you include all your customers, it is apolitical.

  • Lane

    I laughed way too hard at “brew-ha-ha”. Well done, NYDN!

  • Sam_Handwich

    are they still putting jism in their lattes?

  • Bambino

    So they love their lesbian porn but not on the Star Bucks ad?

  • Adam King

    I’ve never been to Starbuck’s.

    • stevenj

      I went….once. Tasted like weak pee.

      • Natty Enquirer

        You would imagine, right?

        • clay

          Maybe he prefers the stronger “first of the morning”
          (no judgement)

          • Todd20036

            I prefer after someone had lots of alcohol. TMI?

          • Tor

            Not TMI for me.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      It used to be good before they watered it down to suit American tastes.

  • anne marie in philly

    doesn’t look like lesbians to me. them damn GOPricks will twist everything good into something evil. this is why we can’t have nice things!

  • Tawreos

    I thought they were drag queens.

  • stevenj

    Lesbians Unite!

  • BockMcMillan

    What's wrong with you, #dickhead? I see a mother and a daughter, your imagination must be totally slanted towards finding anything #LGBTQ related in everything around you.— Bock McMillan™ (@BockMcMillan) November 17, 2017

    • PickyPecker

      Give ’em hell, dear one!!

      • BockMcMillan

        Thank you, dear Dr Pecker. I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

        • PickyPecker

          I shall, thank you! Say hello to Tomias for me. XO

          • BockMcMillan

            Will do, thank you dear! xoxo

    • Taylor Bixler

      And the plain red cup last year seemed pretty apolitical, and yet right wing snowflakes lost their fricken minds.

    • teeveedub

      They hate anything that reeks of human beings getting along with one another. If these two women were shooting AR-15s at each other, they’d be fine with it.

    • JCF

      Seriously, I would LOVE to see it as “lesbians”.

      But I see it as (most likely) a young woman w/ either her mother or grandmother.

  • KevInPDX

    “black rifle coffee”?

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I got a bang out of their website.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        You triggered now ?

    • Bluto

      ammosexual swill.

    • Joe in PA

      Sounds yummy!

  • Jack

    When did the last boycott end?

  • another_steve

    I like Starbucks.

    Whenever man and I are near one, I say to him, “Ooh…let’s stop here! I have a yearning for a Pumpkin Apple Cherry Latte with Cream of Dead Moose!”

  • Bambino

    On par with the tradition on kicking off America most celebrated holiday, Star Bucks annual Christmas cup controversy. As old as Bing Crosby crooning White Christmas. Happy Holiday everyone!!!

    • CB

      Mele kaleke make!

      • Robincho

        Kalikimaka…

  • /

    Hey Damian (I refuse to call him Ben):

    Why are two women holding hands a political topic, exactly?
    Would a man and a woman holding hands be a political topic?
    It’s only a political topic because the right keeps making it into one.
    My ability to experience love is not a fucking political issue.

  • Bambino

    Maybe they misread the title of the ad? Giving Good Heads To You instead of Giving Good Starts With You?

  • fuzzybits

    I’m having some Starbucks espresso as I type this. https://media.giphy.com/media/XidjMKBVCrFQs/giphy.gif

  • Taylor Bixler
  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Love the lesbians. Love, love, love the lesbians. And shout out to our bi sisters. Raise a Starbucks and praise the woman loving wonders among us.

    • John Thayer

      And keep them in our “thots”.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    They are more preoccupied with lesbians drinking coffee, than abused teenage girls.

    https://twitter.com/Franklin_Graham/status/931603580125097985

    • Treant

      Worse than fucking children, Franky? Because withholding that information might make you an accessory to whatever deviousness they’ve done.

      So spill. And provide whatever proof you made u…I mean, have.

    • clay

      like denying school girls their grizzly guns.

      /s

    • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Pip

    Oh, conservatives and crazy Xtians.

    Pedo = Senator
    Sexual Assaulter = President
    Two ladies looking at each other on a Starbucks cup = Pure unadulterated evil that must be punished.

    I really do hope that the upcoming generation of voters is taking detailed notes.

  • Mike C

    These people will never be happy and they’ll see politics in any cup that isn’t just a bunch of white people in ugly sweaters with Merry Christmas over their dumb fucking heads. They literally had to go out of there way to find a political statement in the last 3 stupid cups and now they gotta stretch into some ad that nobody is going to see to find a way to pretend to be offended.

  • Bambino
    • clay

      because, you know, providing HPV vaccine is totally like rape.

      /s

      • Chris Baker

        Like when Gingrich went after Clinton, while Gingrich was having an adulterous affair?

  • Guess

    I rather enjoy getting evil stares when I go into other coffee shops and be like, “I’d like a Grande uhhhh…”

  • Boreal

    So these xtian fucksticks are upset about a cup but I’ll bet a browser history search of their computers would turn up some lesbian porn.

    https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/rolfkdrqf5pg21auxwsh.png

    • Treant

      Oh, Louisiana. You never fail to surprise.

      Not.

      • Boreal

        WTF with Nebraska, Arkansas , VT and Tennessee?

        • clay

          Reality can be too much to bear?

        • jerry

          They just like the disclaimer: “No persons were harmed in the production of this video”…

        • Skeptical_Inquirer

          I wonder if they’re into hentai anime and that’s what they mean? Unless they really love Bugs Bunny in drag.

      • I fucking hate people.
        take that as you will.

        • Treant

          So do I. As I’ve said for several days now, 98% of humanity really needs to DIAF.

    • Bambino

      Don’t you know lesbians ought to be fap to but not be seen in the public?https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/96df943e768fc4a2fea1bff6911b19552fb292ae809fb855b0b3e9ee19fbe1cb.gif

    • AmeriCanadian

      I am truly surprised that Michigan’s search term isn’t “sister” (not step sister mind you).

    • Reality.Bites

      Two girls one cup?

  • Treant

    Actually, the brunette’s name is Lucy and the strawberry blonde is Sharon. They went to college together, and just met up in a Starbucks completely by accident. Lucy is talking with Sharon about their sorority days, and Sharon is very happy to see her old friend and sorority sister. Neither can believe how good the other looks and they’re about to renew a friendship that will last for the rest of their lives.

    (Hey, I can make shit up too, but mine is actually pleasant to read).

    • fuzzybits

      I remember that show.

    • Sam_Handwich

      everyone knows they’re scissor sisters!!!

    • Dazzer

      Can I option that for a Hallmark movie of the week?

      • Treant

        Feel free. I was forced to sit through Annie Claus is Coming to Town, but at least that had some stud eye candy.

        I actually rather like the Good Witch movies with Catherine Bell. They’re overly-sweet treacle, but still fun.

      • fuzzybits

        With Candace Cameron Bure!

      • Natty Enquirer

        Well, you’re going to have to give one of them cancer, or a terrible auto accident, or something, because even Hallmark needs more than “they met, they were happy, they lived happily ever after” in a drama.

        • coram nobis

          “They were trapped in an elevator in Trump Tower and … ”

          Of course, then, we’d need a backstory with two women who are NYFD rescue paramedics who have a kvetchy mother-in-law and a cute terrier puppy at home.

        • BobSF_94117

          Indeed. I’m sure they’ve done analyses of how many cards a person receives in the course of a lifetime. While there’s something to be said for the steady flow of a few b’day cards and a couple anniversary ones over several decades, nothing compares to the avalanche of cards a good Stage-III diagnosis can bring.

    • Natty Enquirer

      But when Sharon’s hand innocently brushed against Lucy’s, she felt an odd, almost magnetic sensation compelling her to take the hand more tightly and caress it …

  • Cuberly Deux

    White Christian Rage Wash
    White Christian Rage Rinse
    White Christian Rage Repeat

  • CB

    Starbucks is just trolling these mouth breathers.

    • KarenAtFOH

      Any publicity is good publicity. And free!

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Wah? Because lesbians are not supposed to drink coffee?
    You’re just being stupid again, little Ben Shapiro.
    PS: Hope your testicles finally defended this Xmas – oh wait, you’re not Xtian.
    Out of luck, then.

    • BurningTongues

      I hope Hanukkah Harry brings him a bag of Starbucks coffee beans and a subscription to NakedSword.

  • BearEyes

    some people just – need – to bitch, moan, whine, complain, and kvetch
    otherwise, they are just not happy.
    good grief!

    • Tor

      That describes San Franciscans talking about the weather any day of the year, rain, shine, hot or cold.

  • Guess

    Throwback to 2005, when an Armistead Maupin quote at the bottom of a Starbucks cup, of all things, was a bridge too far for, all all people, the fine folks at Baylor University.

    https://www.baylor.edu/lariatarchives/news.php?action=story&story=35546

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Todd Allis

    Great, thanks, haters! Now I’m craving Starbucks. Probably a medium hot cocoa with coconut milk and gingerbread syrup.

  • acde

    Again – much free publicity

  • LarryChemEngr

    The people that are calling for a boycott of Starbucks don’t have the cash to go there, anyway. So, no problem.

    Have you seen Kim Davis’ dress?

    • Reality.Bites

      She has money. Her wardrobe is because of her cult

  • Michael White

    Don’t these people have any kind of life? How miserable they must be looking for gay stuff in everything

  • BeaverTales

    Hopefully someday Christians will start following the Old Testament instead of trying to impose it on everyone else but themselves.

    Following the rules about tattoos, fornication, shellfish and pork would be a good start.

    • Michael White

      Some day? Krist all there bullshit comes from there, except the passage from the closet queen paul.

      • BeaverTales

        They won’t follow the rules in the book they claim to love so much (even the non-Christianists are hypocrites), but they insist that everyone else follow them.

        Paul hated women as much as the rest of the Early Christians did, but I didn’t know he was queer.

  • teeveedub

    Aren’t all the people who would boycott Starbucks already boycotting Starbucks?

    • jmax

      And the majority had never even been in a Starbucks in their life anyway.

    • It’s a super double whammy boycott!

  • Stev84

    What a bunch of silly snowflakes

  • ColdCountry
  • KaBoomBOX

    It’s just not Xmas w/o a ban on Starbucks!

  • Miji

    How hypocritical on Benji. He has an issue with lesbians in the commercial, but you know he only goes there for the semen lattes that Reverend Manning told him about.

  • AtticusP

    Why does everything have to be about sexuality with these people?

    When I first saw the drawing, I thought: “Two sisters getting together for the holidays, and catching up. That’s nice.“

    These people are so repressed that their minds are beyond filthy.

  • Moebym of the Returners

    I think I’m going to enjoy coloring in my Starbucks holiday cup today.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    I love it when RWNJs attempt to co-opt social justice to prop up their delusions.

    This is denigrating to women! It must be stopped!

  • TexasBoy

    I’m sure Starbuck’s is quaking in their boots over this boycott – not.

  • TexasBoy

    Nothing says Christian more than a fake War of Christmas.

    • Tor

      It seems the War on Christmas starts earlier every year. Sigh.

      • One of our neighbors are already decorating their yard!

  • Being openly LGBTQ is political? Still?
    I feel like such a rebel. I’m gonna go find some conservatives to scare.

    https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/931534102586462208

  • Gigi

    Why can’t conservatives respect the first amendment rights of others? If Starbucks wants to make a “controversial” cup that features two lesbians on it, that’s their right. If you don’t like it, don’t buy their coffee. FYI, if you’re not already a Starbucks customer you aren’t “boycotting” them by not buying coffee from them. #STFU

    • Tor

      Which reminds me to stop at Sur La Table and get a Keurig machine to smash later.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      They can’t afford Starbucks. They pick cups out of the trash and then walk down the sidewalk carrying them to fool people.

      • Girlgoon

        I just need a cup I can hold out for people to put change in for me while panhandling, I don’t want to alienate any of my potential donors by making a political statement. Maybe a target cup, wait no they’re bathroom policy is pro trans, maybe a walmart cup, oh yeah they’re anti labor. Oh its all so complicated nowadays.

  • Hey now, conservitards, don’t judge too harshly. The one on the left could be a very effeminate man with good fashion sense.

    I jest, she’s totally a lesbian and they’re gonna be having ‘Hot Coffee’ later after they drink their hot coffee.

  • Tempus Fuggit

    “Say anything you want about Ford cars, as long as you say it four times an hour!”

    • Friday’s_cat

      It’s a four letter word?

  • Stogiebear

    It’s encouraging to see Starbucks doing their patriotic duty in the annual Jinglebell Jihad.

    • Jingle bell Jihad!! Love that!

      • KnownDonorDad

        Fa-la-la-la fatwa!

        • hahahahahaaaa!

  • wds

    And we all know how well these boycotts have worked against Starbucks … ROFLMAO … the things these folks get their panties in a wad over … SMH

  • TJ Pierce

    I’m stocking up ammo for the War on Christmas. This may be the year!

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Stick with fruitcakes.

  • TexasBoy

    Nothing says Christian more than the Pagan practices of killing a tree, dragging it in the house, putting lights on it, burning a Yule Log, hanging stocking, kissing under mistletoe and waiting for Santa Claus.

    • And don’t forget the feasting either!

  • Girlgoon

    Two women look at one another while holding hands, that’s not necessarily lesbian.

  • Mike

    The right wing anti-free speech cupcakes are at it again. Open up the safe rooms and get the comfort kittens.

  • SDG

    I boycott Starbucks because their coffee is CRAP!!! But they are a really great company.

  • Blake Jordan

    Aren’t they still boycotting Starbucks over some other shit already…

  • Gianni

    Ooooh! The war on Christmas takes a darker turn. Let’s face it, good Christians know down-and-dirty queer stuff when they see it. Someday, perhaps they’ll be boycotting so many businesses that it will be a pleasure to know you’ll never bump into any of them when you leave your house.

  • Dunkerblinker

    how did they jump to the conclusion that the pic was equivalent to eating pussy?

    • Well, two women, no buybull, no man shepherding them, it’s bound to happen! At least to their deprived and warped minds.

  • “These cups denigrate women and little girls.” He’s all pent up about the fact that females can have a happy and fulfilling life without a man.

  • Nowhereman

    I don’t for one minute believe that they buy coffee at Starbucks and use a Keurig coffee maker at home. Religious bigots should just get their coffee at McDonald’s or boil it up on their stove at home and get over themselves.

    • Priya Lynn

      Shudder…Mcdonald’s makes the worst coffee. There should be a law that they can’t call it coffee, false advertising or something.

      • Nowhereman

        Well, there’s no milk in their milkshakes, either…