Sarah Palin On Sexual Harassment: People Know I’m “Packing” So They Don’t Mess With Me [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports:

The former governor of Alaska showed up in Congress today, telling reporters she was visiting Rand Paul while the senator continues to recover from the injuries of the assault against him earlier this month. Hunt caught up with Palin during her visit, and she got her reaction to all of the recent news regarding inappropriate sexual behavior.

Palin said the sexual harassment is not a partisan issue and recent developments will prompt new questions about the standard to which people will be held accountable.

When asked if she ever experienced harassment in her life, Palin had this to say: “You know, I think a whole lot of people know that, I’m probably packing. So I don’t think there’s a whole lot of people who would necessarily mess with me.”

  • Treant

    Sarah, honey, it’s clearly an imbalanced power structure because, like men, you’re too powerful to ever be harassed, assaulted, or raped.

    Oh.

    No.

    You’re just fucking ugly and a total bitch. Nobody wants to get close to that.

    • Gregory B

      Plus she’s batshit crazy.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Just stop.

      • Treant

        Just no.

    • Paula Key

      Sarah, you sure are packing a lot of caribous manure

      • Treant

        She always does, doesn’t she? 🙂

  • another_steve

    Sarah Palin turned me gay. I mean… really gay.

    The people at the Kinsey Institute had to create a whole new scale just to accommodate how gay Sarah Palin turned me.

    • (((GC)))

      🙂

      I think I managed to compartmentalize her away from regular women that I might find attractive or not.

      • another_steve

        Lol.

        I once made a similar joke regarding our friend Kim Davis in Kentucky, and one of the lesbian commenters here on JMG told me that Davis had turned her straight.

  • Mike C.

    Sorry Sarah but “packing” doesn’t refer to Todd’s giant dildo that you carry for him in your purse.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Oh, packing. I thought she said tucking.

  • Joe Lumello

    No Sarah, that’s not the reason.

    • PeterC

      Sarah, it has been a long long time since you were 14.

      • Amanda B. Rekendwith

        She’ll soon be 14 for the 4th time ’round.

  • Texndoc

    Dolly did it first. “Mr Hart I’ll turn you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!”

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Is that a gun under your dress or are u happy to see me?

    • darren lyle

      No, it’s a doughy pantload.

    • lattebud

      Or a monitoring ankle band she is trying to hide

  • AlternativeQuacks

    And in still more GOP comedy today….

    https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/931263886929678337

  • Given her previous career as a sports-bimbo on a local TV station, and her participating in beauty pageants, I guarantee she’s been sexually harassed, even if she won’t admit it now.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Is it harassment if it is welcomed?

      • There’s no such thing as welcomed sexual harassment.

        • Gustav2

          She may have always believed it was a compliment.

          • You guys are being obtuse.

          • Gustav2

            You don’t think she has always used her tits to get ahead?

          • Todd20036

            Men aren’t turned on to women with large breasts. They’re turned on to women with lower back problems.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Guaranteed

          • Gustav2

            A couple of years ago a real estate agent and her trainee approached me about a house a across the street while I was cutting the lawn. The agent was constantly pushing her breasts up and together with her arms. I kept giving the female trainee as quizzical look …talk about barking up the wrong tree.

          • LeeCMH

            That reminds me of a line a really nelly friend said to a hooker trying to pick him up while we were visiting Washington DC back in the 70s.

            He said, “What are we going to do, bump pussies and giggle?”

          • Chucktech

            “Sorry, honey, wrong plumbing…”

          • Gustav2

            Then she got pissed off when I told her I was busy and to get off my property, she told neighbors I was selling the house.

            We got phone calls from the ones who were worried. lol

          • Chucktech

            I’m with you, Gustav, it’s not in the least unbelievable that Sarah was quite the Alaskan floozy. Passed it on to her daughter.

          • Christopher

            Wasn’t there a story a while back about her sleeping with the basketball team when she was in college?

          • Chitown Kev
          • Christopher

            Oh that’s right.

            I just figured since it was Palin, she’d be the one they all dunked.

          • gaycuckhubby

            OMG! When she was in college she slept with another college student?

          • LeeCMH

            But we are discussing an acute problem.

          • Paula

            What’s your angle on that?

          • LeeCMH

            Just as Roy’s accusers say, but now they realize what happened to them.

          • Todd20036

            Little different being 14 versus being 30

        • LeeCMH

          If there was any harassment, I think it more likely sister Sarah was the harasser, the vixen she thinks she is.

        • AmeriCanadian

          That was my point. It can’t be considered harassment if the advances are welcomed. Not trying to make light of real harassment if that’s how it was interpreted.

        • another_steve

          Words get tricky here.

          If I approach someone, take out my dick and say, tantalizingly, “Hey big boy, want some of this?” and then I’m groped in an unwelcomed manner – I have not been sexually harassed.

          • ColdCountry

            If you approach someone, take out your dick and say, tantalizingly, “Hey big boy, want some of this?” and then he tells you to get lost, and you do, has HE been sexually harassed?

        • ColdCountry

          What happened to the ‘delete’ function under ‘edit?’

        • ColdCountry

          No, but at work they always told us it had to be “unwanted and repeated.” Does that apply outside the workplace? I am serious. If a passerby says something to a woman, once, and keeps going, is that harassment, or him just being a dickhead?

          • stuckinthewoods

            That’s something I’ve wondered too.

    • Todd20036

      I’m sure she was sexually harassed… by her ever loving husband. (Yes, seriously.)

    • AlternativeQuacks

      Wasn’t she also a former beauty pageant miss something?

      • Kruhn

        Miss Alaska runner up

    • Bambino

      She is doing the women no favor that’s for sure.

      • Jonathan Smith

        her ONLY thing to do is raise money for herself.
        fuck “women”,”Alaska” or “America”

    • another_steve

      Ohmigod Becca… Tell me that sexual harassers have better judgment vis-à-vis victims than that!

    • ColdCountry

      Harassment is defined as unwanted behavior. Just sayin’.

    • DoctorDJ

      To Sarah, it was “Career Advancement.”

  • Judas Peckerwood

    This oxygen thief is still a thing?

    • Todd20036

      No, which is why she’s desperate for attention

  • LeeCMH

    I submit men have a whole lotta other reasons to avoid sister Sarah.

  • Leo

    OT. More drama and a possible SECOND lawsuit regarding control of the Virginia House of Delegates over ~600 of the wrong kind of ballots given in Fredericksburg, Virginia – likely nefarious and NOT an accident. Given the upcoming legal battles control is now rumored to not be officially decided until NEXT YEAR.

  • Boreal
    • PickyPecker

      I’m thinking your ‘Derp’ gif would come in handy for this post.

      • Boreal

        agreed

      • Todd20036

        True, but that’s abusing the yip yips again

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I’m about at the point where I could chug that whole thing.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Please don’t. We’d like to continue reading your posts!

        • LeeCMH

          I thought too. Perhaps spread the bottle over a few days.

          200 proof half liter all at one time. Not good.

          • Todd20036

            200 proof is impossible in our atmosphere. 190 proof is about as high as you can go.
            You have to contaminate it with benzene to get it to 200 proof.
            Fine for chemical reactions, not so great for drinking.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Hold my beer………

          • LeeCMH

            Okay 190 proof. That is still 90%. My focus was on the danger of consuming so much alcohol at one time.

            Periodically we hear about fraternity hazing and such where people drink that amount of booze at one time and die.

            Ask Karen Ann Quinlan, but she did add quaaludes to her deadly mix.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Friend of mine’s mom was just arrested for .32 BAC.

            She said she’s tested at .42 once.

            Deadly.

          • LeeCMH

            Yes. And I drink –well now-a-days — as I grow into my older age.

            I have no problem with drinking at all, although I don’t like to be around drunk people anymore.

            BACs of more than 25 or so are immediate threats to one’s life, particularly when consumed within a very short period of time.

            But I may have to have a drink now (one shot, Absolutely).

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            I drink plenty.
            The time is now

          • jerry

            I graduated college with a 3.8 average…BAC, not GPA.

          • The_Wretched

            I didn’t think azeotrope behaviour was limited by the overpressure. Else you could distill the last 5% but you can’t.

  • Bluto
    • Todd20036

      Did she just imply that if you don’t have a gun you deserve to be molested?

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Oh she not lookng so spanky.

    • Christopher

      Oh, I dunno.

      I’ll bet she’s mummified with Spanx right now. 😉

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        You are naughty!!

        When can you come over ?

  • Steverino

    Is that a warning to the president?

    • clay

      or an explanation of why their relationship never seemed to take off?

  • Tawreos

    It’ not because your packing, it’s because most people learn pretty quickly to never stick their dick in crazy.

    • The_Wretched

      I did once, now I’ve learned my lesson. Regardless of what else is on offer, say no.

      • Christopher

        Yep!

        You only fuck crazy once. That’s all it takes.

        Unless you’re into that sort of thing, or crazy as fuck yourself.

  • Leo
    • The_Wretched

      Even so, the mail drop rule should apply.

    • Todd20036

      The issue should not be when the ballots arrive, but when they were postmarked.

  • MikeBx2

    What’s up with Barstool. Haven’t heard from her in a while.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    How Casey didnt LOL right at her face is beyond me.

  • Kelly Lape

    you can put lipstick on that pig and I still wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.

  • Ninja0980

    Give me a break.

  • TrueWords
  • PickyPecker
    • Chucktech

      Yup. Certainly not packing up there…

    • Harley

      There’s a reason Palin has never been sexually harassed, and it ain’t cause she’s packing. It’s her ugliness, inside and out.

      • marshlc

        Nope.
        Listen, I’m all for remarks about Palin’s ugliness, don’t get me wrong, but sexual harassment is seldom about looks. It’s a way to show contempt, and dominance. Pretty girls and ugly girls don’t get the same kind of harassment, but they both get it.

  • TrueWords
  • Boreal
  • Boreal
    • PickyPecker

      LOL

  • Cuberly Deux

    My, what a charmed existence she leads.

  • TuuxKabin
  • Boreal
    • Chucktech

      Jesus yer killin’ me!

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
  • PickyPecker
  • geoffalnutt

    Dear Sarah, the actual reason no one comes near you is that you’re old and ugly….and stupid and obnoxious…and…

  • safari
    • PickyPecker

      Gosh. I’m just flabbergasted something like that could ever happen. /s

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Unpossible!!!

    • AmeriCanadian

      And those native Americans were worried for nothing. /s

      • April

        They didn’t seem to have issues burning car tires at their protest encampment. The “water protectors” were there but the “air protectors” apparently took the day off.

    • teeveedub

      Not making light of this in any way, but you can’t say they weren’t warned.

      • Chucktech

        Ain’t America grand…

      • The_Wretched

        Pipelines leak. It’s a virtual certainty. That’s why anyone dependant on a body of water doesn’t want a line near them. The oil companies hate having leaks discovered so they like to run the lines under streams and such so it’s much harder to know when there’s a leak. That this also means poisoning with petrochemicals is more common isn’t something the oil industry cares about.

        • safari

          Embridge Line 5 runs between the upper and lower penninsula of Michigan parallel to the Mackinac Bridge. It was constructed in the 1950s. The people of the state and region are concerned about it.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Fake leak !

      • Christopher

        The oil just wanted to be free, and isn’t that what America is really all about.

        Freedumb! Woohoo! Merika! Fuck yeah!

    • The_Wretched

      Well, there’s a shocker.

    • Lawerence Collins
      • narutomania

        And arrested.

    • fuzzybits

      It was a fucking matter of time!

    • fuzzybits

      Wonder how donnie would feel if someone dumped a few barrels of oil on his parents graves?

    • JCF
  • Tallulah

    She’s probably packing chlamydia.

  • Christopher

    Really? That’s the reason?!

    It used to be called unfuckable, but whatever you say Sarah.

  • Capritaur

    The idiot in chief could have been her, which, I hate to say, might actually be preferable to what we have now. Her Russian connection is at least scenic and definitely a lot less nefarious.

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/politico/status/931260373247725568?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
    They did this before which is why it was so STUPID that Democrats, Patrick Leahy in particular kept this rule in place while Obama was in power.
    There are 9 Circuit Court seats Trump has or will filled solely to this stupid rule that Democrats were stupid enough to follow.
    And we will be paying for that for a long time.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Do you think Democrats will ever learn? Or are we always going to be “above” the Republicans and their tactics? Because the latter doesn’t get us anywhere.

      • Ninja0980

        I think they will next time but it will be too late in regards to these seats.

      • Boreal

        They go low and win, we go high and get our asses handed to us.

        • Christopher

          Showing the world what America is REALLY like.

  • No More GOP.

    Stop giving this woman media exposure!

    • Christopher

      If the exposure leads to hypothermia then I’m cool with it, but clearly we are not so lucky.

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
  • nocadrummer

    I’m packing too.
    But it usually means they DO want t mess with me.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/704d89a80ff7bfdc8ed39ac5417d694bdee00e48a7448023add6bd2d121053de.jpg

    • Tread

      It suddenly got VERY dry in here.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Nice. And the website’s not bad either. 😉

    • KCMC

      F. YEAH!!!

    • Ninja0980

      Drool…

    • MT YVR

      Weeeeelll heeeeello.

      What? We’re all horribly tawdry sluts… you expected different?

      • nocadrummer

        I’d be terribly disappointed if we all weren’t.

        • MT YVR

          So is that Northern California Drummer referenced in your screen name? Sorry, I know, I know, just curious.

          • Adam King

            He imports rum, but he’s not a cad.

          • MT YVR

            I just always get confused whether Drummer is still a thiiiing or not… I’m old. I get confused between the bed and the floor. 😛

          • nocadrummer

            It became Int’l LeatherSIR/Leatherboy in 2002, and the contest is held in Dallas over Labor Day weekend, and I always go.

          • Just Noh

            well, plans for next labor day at the eagle!

          • Adam King

            Ha! I get confused between the floor and the ceiling. 😵

          • nocadrummer

            Yes, I was Northern California Mr. Drummer in 2000.

          • MT YVR

            My boy was Pacific Northwest Drummerboy in 92. I still have his vest from that. But I came onto the scene well after that was a thing out here. And as I said it sorta lived on but then didn’t then did… but always outside of up here.

            I tend to PERK at Drummer mentions. Always reminds me of him. (smile)

            Congrats, by the way. I can’t imagine why you won /shallow-as-hell-and-factitious. 😉

          • nocadrummer

            “Chris Becker?” Oh, and I believe it would have been “Northwest Drummerboy” as the title.

          • MT YVR

            Little John Sanduliak, actually. Wait… (thinking) I swear he won it Pacific Northwest but… I’ve got his Drummerboy vest from 92 (picturing it)… and yeah, it’s PNW. I might have the year wrong (it’s either 91 or 92). When I get home I can check.

          • nocadrummer

            My condolences. We had some truly remarkable Drummerboys from all of the regions.
            (Okay… I’VE had some truly remarkable Drummerboys, and a couple of IMLs too.)
            But seriously, the boys really are the heart of our Community. The Sirs, Dads, Masters, Doms, etc. tend to get the attention, but the boys do more than half of the real work.

          • MT YVR

            That he was. Mischievous little shit. Pain in my ass. But I loved him a hell of a lot. We were together the last 3 years of his life.
            Small lil fucker too. One of my favourite memories is carrying him out of a bar over my shoulder. He “protested” for like… five seconds. lol

          • romanhans

            Just read the story from the memorial. Beautiful tale. My heart is with you.

      • Todd20036

        You may be a slut. I’m prim and proper.
        (anybody buy that?)

        • MT YVR

          Oh, sweetie. The horns holding up the halo you stole from that poor sweet angel? Are showing.

          I’ve got to say, lovely sheen on them. Must get polished a lot. (ahem)

        • olandp

          Not for a hot New York second!

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        The holiday whore is back.

        • MT YVR

          And look, it’s the living undead queen of vodka. Who opened the tomb, honey? It’s good to see you again. Did you see your shadow when you popped out, is there going to be two more months of Vicodin?

    • another_steve

      What’s that thing in their pants?

      Can I play with it?

      • charemor

        Probably a LOT more than little Jarhead Kushner has.

        • another_steve

          Jared has Jew Cock. We Jews are not particularly known for huge endowments.

          I will nurse his, however.

          Not like that shiksa bitch of his has ever done.

          • Robin Bailey

            So, my Jewish partner is an exception? Because he’s, you know, pretty exceptional.

          • another_steve

            Lol.

            There are exceptions, of course. 😉

          • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

            Steve, darling, please reconsider the stereotype. My experience is we are one extreme or the other. No I won’t post selfies to prove my point, but Harry Reems, MIlton Berle, Ron Jeremy, Al Parker anyone? Meatosis is likely more influenced by geographic origin more than religion.

            That being said, I agree Jared is not packing.

          • another_steve

            Lol. Yes, Milton Berle is rumored to have had a huge schlong.

            Perhaps it’s just a regional/geographical thing, as you suggest.

            Alas, my tribe was descended from the small-dicked. 🙁

          • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

            Many of the rumors started by Milton himself.

          • romanhans

            But then there are some Jewish hairy chests that are so nice you barely notice below the waist.

      • greenmanTN

        I thought your thyroid was acting up… 😉

    • shellback

      I was about to leave a very shallow comment, but I decided to err on the side of… oh, fuck it. That, I mean, you look splendid.

    • Chitown Kev

      Oh, my dear sweet virgin eyes…

    • Tom Furgas

      Suddenly I can’t remember my own name.

    • TampaDink

      I trust men who are packing…if they’re packing like you guys.

    • Just Noh

      mmmmm. they must be in lines waiting!

    • kaydenpat

      Very handsome. Now you’re just showing off.

      • nocadrummer

        I can’t help if I’m “popular”.

    • JCF

      Is somebody packing kneepads? [Probably appropriate in this case, but just what I, Token Dyke, noticed!]

    • romanhans

      Uh, if you ever need help UNpacking, give me a call.

  • clay

    That’s right up there with the Taliban’s method for avoiding sexual harassment–
    put it on the women.

  • KCMC

    ZOMG, she’s packin.
    Steer clear of mama’s diaper.

  • AtticusP

    Of course it doesn’t hurt that Sarah is approaching the age when she can sling her boobs over her shoulders.

    I wouldn’t worry too much about harassment if I were her, with or without her little 38 caliber friend.

  • HZ81

    Oh, God. I bet Todd Palin has hillbilly stripper tits in his face every weekend while she’s at home figuring out new ways to grift the few remaining loons who follow this yutz.

  • Christopher

    I would love to own stock in the company that produces her makeup. I’d make a killing!

    She’s really gotta cake that shit on now as to keep from scaring the forest critters.

  • Tom000

    I’m sure guys who worked in gay establishments in San Francisco during the 70’s & 80’s have loads of stories about sexual harassment in the work place.

  • JWC

    The Stuned Bitch

  • Mike in Texas

    “Packing” excessive silicone …

  • Lawerence Collins

    She needs to pack a speak and spell.

  • Henry Auvil

    “People know I’m REPULSIVE so I don’t think there’s a whole lot of people who would necessarily mess with me.”

    There, fixed.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    “I don’t think there’s a whole lot of people who would necessarily mess with me.” Sounds like ole Hot Toddy ain’t gettin’ any.

  • Pizza009

    My goal in life is to outlive that bitch

  • Cuberly Deux

    OT: Seems sort of poetic, lots of questionable ingredients marketed as being tasty, bearing no ill consequences what so ever.

    https://twitter.com/simplysimontfa/status/930726919028518912

    • Tomcat

      Does this mean we need to worship sausage weaners?

      • Cuberly Deux

        Holy schnitzengruben!

    • fuzzybits

      Holy kielbasa!

    • Boreal

      Xtians offended by everything except starvation, child abuse, gay bashing, destruction of the environment ,rape…………………………………………………..

    • Taylor Bixler

      I love how that guy’s twitter bio promotes his “tolerance”

    • KnownDonorDad

      “They would never dare insult other religions [translation: Islam]!”

      DRINK!

  • dbishop75

    not a fan of her’s, but that shit’s funny. good to hear she at least taking this issue serious.

  • Snarky

    “Former half-term governor of Alaska.” Fixed that for you.

  • shellback

    Me me me me me me me. It’s all about me. Look at me. Look at me me me.

  • Friday

    Who even bothered to ask her?

    • Gianni

      And why?

  • shellback

    Judging by the top photo, she died several days ago.

    • another_steve

      That’s a very bad color on her.

      Some women suffer from the malady. There’s a medical term for it.

      “Chronic Hormonal Absence of Gay Male Friends Who Say, “No…Not That One, Gurl.””

  • Friday’s_cat

    There’s a joke there somewhere if you try hard enough. But it would be art imitating life since Sarah is a walking stereotype.

    • another_steve

      As is Roy Moore. As you aptly put it, “a walking stereotype.”

  • bkmn
    • Cuberly Deux

      If they were liable for weapon storage requirements alone they’d be screwed.

    • clay

      The Insurance Industry would get an individual mandate written into the tax code for firearms?

  • boobert

    The tax vote was 227 to 205. All democrats and 13 republicans voting no. Two democrat didn’t vote, Frederica Wilson and Mark Pocan. She hasn’t voted in a while. What’s up with that? Still death threats? I’m proud that ALL the NJ congressmen voted no except one asshole republican, tom macarthur. He’s up in ’18, VOTE HIM OUT !

    • another_steve

      Glad that the Dems are holding the line. That takes party discipline.

      The Dems need more party discipline.

      • Tomcat

        They have held strong throughout the kill Obamacare bills.

        • another_steve

          That Democratic West Virginia senator, Joe Manchin, needs to be replaced with a true Democrat.

  • fuzzybits
  • Ray Page

    Sarah, you’re not packing, you’re seriously lacking.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Anagrams: Sarah Palin ~ Sharia Plan ~ Has Anal Rip

  • Taylor Bixler

    A study of the 1,119 sexual assaults reported in the National Crime Victimization Survey from 1992 to 2001 revealed that only a single case was stopped by defensive gun use.

    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8ge4gp/gun-rights-advocates-claim-owning-a-gun-makes-a-woman-safer-research-says-theyre-wrong

  • Chitown Kev

    No, Sarah, everyone knows that you’re a crazy bitch and not to mess with crazy people.

  • Kelly Lape

    you can put lipstick on that pig and I still wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.

  • Tom Furgas

    Ms. Palin may be “packing” firearms, but not brains.

  • greenmanTN

    I see her face is quickly catching up with her soul…

    • AmeriCanadian

      It’s the lighting. Those GD compact fluorescent bulbs.

  • William

    Who turned over that rock?

  • MBear

    Ummm… perhaps it’s more about her skank index

    • Gianni

      You win! Your comment made me laugh the hardest. Thanks.

  • charemor

    Oh Sarah, you are so witty, so clever, so irrelevant. Buzz off.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Is what she’s packing something I could grow in a Petri dish?

    • FelineMama

      Also, true might be some Tupperware full of word salad. That would scare me off! Really, sarah, how narcissistic of you, still. You do know you are irrelevant these days, right??!!

  • Mike

    Men seldom make passes at girls who are gun nuts.

    • gaycuckhubby

      U must not know str8 men

    • Ben in Oakland

      It has to rhyme, as in…

      Men seldom make passes at old ladies who are asses.

  • Gianni

    I’m sitting her laughing like crazy at these comments. Can’t help but think how funny it would be to hear them read on Jimmy Kimmel’s show as Mean Tweets.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    Yeah, that’s the reason.

  • TheManicMechanic

    I don’t think anyone is that desperate aside from a few braindead snowbillies.

  • aagold76 .

    she’s packing- her husband’s dick is in her purse.

    • Paula

      Hey!! Todd is a snowmobile racer. That is a real job…….or something.

  • 2amor

    Yeah Sarah, cuz your so fucking pretty…….

  • Ben in Oakland

    Alexis Arquette, before his sex change, used to say he was “packing”.

    But I suspect no one messes with you not because you’re packing, but because you’re YOU.

  • olandp

    Hey, you can’t rape the willing, now Sarah is too old to bother with.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Well now, I guess someone on twitter isn’t happy with me….LOL actually, I know EXACTLY who it is. Yup, yours truly got a twitter limitation warning, so for the next 12hrs, no tweets. Thanks Roy Moore’s campaign for “reporting” me. Oh, you didn’t think I’d find out? One of the advantages of having worked in government and still having friends. Anyway, it will not deter me. I will be back.

    In the meantime, the tweet I would have sent for Sarah here would have gone something like:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/010a43f205602818751280cbd6ab148901a71cb9337dc1fec3bfba4454a8c443.jpg

    • nocadrummer

      “Crack-whore Please Award”
      There. Fixted it for you.

  • netxtown

    she be packing a 6-pack of stupid

  • ClevelandJim

    Any why is anyone still giving this alaskan mess attention and airtime?

  • BlindBill

    Looks like she was assaulted by a plastic surgeon….. She should sue

  • castaway

    People know she’s a nutcase, so who cares what she says?

  • Gregory In Seattle

    Sweetie, that’s not why people don’t bother with you.

  • JCF

    Oh Bullshit, you mental case.

  • D. J.

    Her daughters must not be packing. They’d rather get the child support and abstinence money.

  • Itsatarp

    It appears Palin has hired the WED Imagineers to do her make-up.
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TftIIrFenbw/hqdefault.jpg

  • leastyebejudged

    Packin’ craycray

  • DaveMiller135

    Just keep telling yourself that.

  • marshlc

    Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

    I can’t, even.

  • Kevin Andrews

    More like she’s “tucking.” Carabou Barbie’s pitching arm is looking a little like a walrus flipper these days. No more throwing cans at Toad? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6c6baa53da58d33a48e6074635d3e2b0bc1cd79c83b651cc141a58e58ff5dda.png

  • Jay Silversmith

    Honey, don’t flatter yerself….it’s not the pistol that scares them off.

  • Matt

    Maybe people think you’re a disgusting hag and not worth the Viagra.

  • Galvestonian

    Tell me she has had a facelift … her face looks somehow just too … too, too — eh, you know what I mean.

  • Gene Perry

    Yeah, that the reason …