LIVE VIDEO: Roy Moore Press Conference

ABC News reports:

Republican U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore is speaking Thursday afternoon at a faith leaders press conference in Birmingham. Moore has come under fire for allegations of sexual misconduct. Many of the allegations come from women who said they were under the age of 18 when they had interactions with Moore.

Moore has denied all of the allegations. He faces Democrat Doug Jones in a Dec. 12 special election for the Senate seat currently held by Luther Strange, who was appointed to the office when President Trump named Jeff Sessions U.S. Attorney General.

  • Cuberly Deux

    HA! Janet Wack-a-Doo Porter…bwahahahahaha….

    • Gustav2

      Glad she is out of our state for a bit. Even if it is just for a “heartbeat.”

  • Gustav2

    “None of us are representing our churches, etc.” and the people standing behind the podium are not all from Alabama.

  • Faith2Action.

    there’s really not much more to say.

  • bkmn
  • bkmn
  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d65ae9b4829b8a9f23e30eed1554d69cc2699d12f787bb7db9342dab802124c6.jpg he touched all of us too and now we’re frozen forever in this tiny window….

  • PickyPecker
  • Jmdintpa
  • Michael R

    These people would use Jesus as a human shield .

  • JoeMyGod

    Looks like just about every anti-gay freak show is there: Janet Porter, Gordon Klingenschmitt, etc etc

    • Pollos Hermanos

      Just the PR team that Christianity needs to stop the bleeding.

      Agnostics need to set up an information booth right outside that press conference.

      • The_Wretched

        If that’s their PR, they are doomed (good).

    • Tawreos

      People will actually allow Klingenschmitt near them? Of course he is probably there for tips on how to pick up teenagers since they may be the only ones that really could buy into his shit.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Faith for Action !

  • Cuberly Deux

    Uh oh….Porter is back.

  • PickyPecker
  • Michael R
    • Tawreos

      I didn’t realize she was a hermit crab that brings her home with her

      • /

        ROFL (to both you and Michael R)!
        Thanks. I needed one of those today!

  • Treant

    And again, I’ll be back later. I shouldn’t’ve come back; I’ve learned that I can’t be forcefully harassed because I’m a male. Somebody just went on my shit list.

    I’m starting to apply that in reverse, which isn’t good. So before I start discussing the way these girls were dressed and how, as younger and stronger they clearly couldn’t be harassed or assaulted, I’ll simply be back later.

    Fuck humanity. 99% of it should DIAF.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Janet’s a comedian

    • Gustav2

      I often laugh at her.

      BTW WTF is she doing there?

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    What’s he like behind closed doors ? A pedo.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I’ve never heard her speak before. I never knew she was so..so….
    What the word I am looking for ?

    • Christopher

      Shrill?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        That’s it.

        Gross would work too.

        • Christopher

          Harpy-esque works as well.

    • Gustav2

      Not “Midwestern Nice”

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/LaurenWern/status/931200230787346432
    This should raise a red flag about the timing of this.

    • Lazycrockett

      Im sure the likes of Roger Stone has any thing to say bout something like this. His closet is full of shit.

    • clay

      Is it a reverse Larry Flynt? Did someone go digging, with money?

    • The_Wretched

      hmm, looks a bunch like a ‘gotcha’ attempt. And why does the political right keep Roger Stone in the loop?!! This has TrumpBannon written on it.

    • Tread

      Oh good. I’m glad they’re too fucking stupid to keep their yaps shut.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    There’s an alt-left movement ?

    Had no idea.

    • The_Wretched

      Right wing attempts to muddy and coopt again.

      • /

        I was told just a few minutes ago by someone on Youtube – who was clearly a scholar – that I was a liberal fascist and a socialist, and thus a true Nazi since the Nazi party was socialist since they had Socialist in their name.

        Oh, also, higher education is apparently bad and a liberal conspiracy because it indoctrinates people into liberalism and atheism. Who knew? Not the educated, I guess.

        • The_Wretched

          I was just told in a comment here an hour ago that I’m just as bad as these evangelical nutjobs.

          • RaygunsGoZap

            LOL! At what? 😝

        • William

          Some folks aspire to be a drone in Sector 7-G.

    • pch1013

      It’s something the “alt-right” made up.

    • jerry

      Another “bothsiderism” creation of the right wing.

  • fastlanestranger

    *popcorn gif*

  • JoeMyGod

    Refresh this post for the embedded video I just found.

  • James

    Drop out!! Drop out!! No Moore!! An Alabama votet!!

  • TrueWords
  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    And these are the pro child dominionists … now standing up for a child predator. What a sick group.

  • royinhell

    This church meeting is not a press conference. That woman who was far too old for Moore to hit on seems to love him a bit too much…

  • Michael R

    So convincing …
    maybe we were wrong about Roy Moore ,
    maybe he is the second coming of Jesus .

  • Sam_Handwich

    what fresh hell is this?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      It’s about Doody, On-her Kuntry

    • Gustav2

      The Christianist Forced Birthing Alliance.

    • PickyPecker

      Impromtu clusterfuck. And not the good kind.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    It’s kind of nice for the cockroaches to come out and ID themselves.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    HOMOS!

  • Sam_Handwich

    homerseshual mirage!!

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    mirage…. ? the mirage is all theirs. They are the ones who talk to an invisible man in the sky.

  • Sam_Handwich

    how is this a “press conference”?

    it’s a campaign rally

    • Lazycrockett

      I think the media is pushing that hoping for clicks. A PC sounds more newsy.

    • Oh, Parker

      It is. And you can smell the desperation.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    They are so upstanding, pure and righteous.
    Imagine the FILTH in their lives.

    • Christopher

      I’ve noticed that the more they present themselves to be godly, the bigger the skeletons in their closets.

      Every. Fucking. Time.

  • Gustav2

    Alt Left!

    Drink!

    • Megrim Twist

      “Alt-Left media lackeys” / make it a double!

  • Sam_Handwich

    alan keyes ahahahahahaa

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Great Sacrifice! LOL, I can only imagine.

  • Megrim Twist

    HOLY crap what a freak show.

  • Gustav2

    The Declaration is not the law.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    They are like the stars of reality tv… they are desperate for attention.

  • Oh, Parker

    How anyone of color could be coerced into believing in an old racist homophobe like Moore, let alone be seen supporting him, is beyond me. I am pleasantly reminded how bulletproof my self-esteem and common sense are.

  • Jefe5084

    bubbling up from the swamp ooze

  • Sam_Handwich

    that beard thing isn’t working

    • Joseph Miceli

      That crazy thing ain’t working either.

    • clay

      He thought that i-Phone tab commercial was ground-breaking fashion?

    • Guess

      (I had a Kayla joke here but I wisely deleted it.) #beard

  • JoeMyGod

    You’ll recall that Alan Keyes was behind one of the lawsuits claiming that “usurper” Obama was a secret Kenyan communist.

    • Sam_Handwich

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

    • jruffdc

      He’s a piece of garbage and a disgrace to those minorities of color.

      • kaydenpat

        He sure is. Look how he treated his own daughter just because she’s a lesbian.

    • Scribble Writer 🌹 ☭

      i wish that had been true

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Has the gurl in Red been drugged ?

    • Guess

      “Gimme a minute, I’m working on that!”
      -Judge Moore

  • ccc

    Now the multi-defeated token Republican negro Alan Keyes speaks (I am writing this with snark as a black man..)

  • Joseph Miceli

    These motherfuckers are crazy as shit. Now we have Uncle Thom here justifying the election of a man who probably refers to him as “that [email protected]@@r.” Another batshit loon.
    I also love how he quotes the Declaration but the Constitution is not mentioned.

  • Ninja0980

    Good grief, all the crazy hits in one place.

  • TrueWords
    • Treant

      I disagree; I was just told I was deserved no apology because I called an incompetent fool to task. I was throwing a lot of fucks, I should add.

      I apparently deserved what I got.

      And if I deserved it, I need to see video or clearly those whores deserved it too*.

      * Of course not, but sympathy? Today? Deposit a quarter and listen to the “fuck you.”

      • Treant

        And now the gaslighting begins. I just blocked GayOldLady, so if anybody wonders why I’m not answering her, it’s because she’s refusing to acknowledge that a male can be abused or harassed and refuses to be other that Outraged that I’m actually strong enough to block her ass and call her on her fucking garbage.

        Fuck the stereotypical “feminazi.” There’s a reason I fucking hate them.

  • jruffdc

    Fuck Southerners. They’re now no better than Russians. And to those gays who live in the Deep South, get the fuck out of the South. There’s no hope for the South and you gays down there need to realize that you won’t make a difference. Look! There’s Rev. Keyes at the podium as the token Black. Nothing more hypocritical than an Uncle Tom, whose voice portends him to have a little sugar in his tank, giving a supportive voice to a pedophile. Shame!

    • Rumplestiltskin
      • jruffdc

        Ok.

        • Rumplestiltskin

          Looks like there’s actually a LOT of blue in the South

          • jruffdc

            And. Gerrymandering and voter suppression will be sure to keep it deep red.

          • Rumplestiltskin

            Generalizing about Southerners is as baseless as generalizing about anyone else.

          • jruffdc

            I was born and raised in the South. My family was once proud to be slave owners. My great great grandfather was a captain in the Confederate Army and led a brigade at the battle of Antietam. Therefore, I have every right to generalize a horrible region of our country. If you disagree, fine.

          • Rumplestiltskin

            you absolutely have every right to express whatever you wish to. That’s what this country is about.

          • jruffdc

            I may come of as crass and closed-minded, but you gotta fight fire with fire. The privileged white folk in the South would love to have Putin as their leader. Fuck the South!

          • clay

            There is, but, unfortunately, many of those are some of the South’s least densely populated counties. The Black Belt of the lowland South and the Lower Mississippi Delta are rural.

          • jruffdc

            I feel sorry for those in rural areas. But, at this point, fuck em.

          • clay

            Then you can’t really complain about their lack of support for larger issues.

          • Rumplestiltskin

            And running away to a Blue haven is not the answer to the bigger problem. This Blue is colorfast: it doesn’t run.

          • Rumplestiltskin

            Because at 55 it is easy to sell my house, close my 20-year-old business, leave all of my BLUE friends and move somewhere else? When you said fuck Southerners, you said fuck me. I didn’t create Roy Moore, but I sure as hell am voting against him on Dec 12. Your response is childish and immature, and doesn’t address the real problem.

          • jruffdc

            Hyperbole is prevalent online. This is a personal opinion. Fuck the South! You can move. You’re not living on $1.98/day in Sub-Saharan African. So, cry me a river.

      • Tread

        Oh, good. I’m glad all those counties in the middle of the country with about 400 people in each are construed as a voting block. Fuck the electoral college.

        • jruffdc

          Yep. I think they’re called “frontier populations.”

      • Rumplestiltskin

        Thanks for all the love and support. /s

      • CJAS

        Your point wasn’t lost on me. Thanks for the reminder.

  • Macbill

    “Roy was known as Little Jesus when he was growing up, and he challenged the Elders when he was just 13. Then there are these “Missing Years” between 13 and 33. It was said Roy hung out at a mall.”

  • video feed doesn’t work.

    • MusicBear88

      Works for me. Kind of wish it didn’t…

      • clay

        Yeah, too good for me– it was on auto-play.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Refresh

  • Guess

    Even in a state where “repercussions” sound like a football side-effect, can an suspended Judge still publicly call himself Judge with no repercussions? Without a surname like Reinhold or something as an excuse?

  • Ninja0980

    So the Franken accuser says she doesn’t want him to resign.
    Have a feeling that won’t be up to her.

    • Lazycrockett

      Honestly she doesn’t seem all that upset bout it from what I saw.

      • Ninja0980

        Have to be blunt, this one actually does look political.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          If you’ve been a guest on Hannity… you just might be a lying sack of shit political operative spewing from atop the very peak of bullshit mountain.

  • Gustav2

    Disagreeing with you is against God?

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    They are obsessed with us. its like being stalked.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I have an active restraining order against jesus.

      • Joseph Miceli

        I gave myself to Jesus, but now he never calls.

        • John

          He’ll call when he needs money.

  • Megrim Twist

    Un-American trash.

  • Gustav2

    See folks, God, Guns and Gays…

  • Joseph Miceli

    Projection!!!!!!!!

  • Gustav2

    Stop abusing me, stop depriving me of wedding cakes! lol

  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2afabd47837bad9eb091739516723fbd59d635c09bdd258185be1463f2d18a74.jpg and you’re gonna listen to my tired ass whether you want to or not!

  • MikeBx2

    Never, ever go to Alabama. Warn others.

    • Gustav2

      I have not visited since 1968…it hasn’t changed much

    • Joseph Miceli

      I drive through on the way to Pensacola. I don’t stop.

      • MikeBx2

        Same here when driving from Memphis to Atlanta.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Hey, Keyes, you might want to apply that to Hillary, you fucking hypocritical asshole.

  • ccc

    Do these crackers and rednecks in Alabama really understand those big words used by token negro Alan Keyes?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Shut the door !!

    • Bryan

      Shut the front door!

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    They will never be happy. Because their god never comes to their rescue. All they have is anger and victimhood.

  • Joseph Miceli

    The way we let you fucks get away with appointing a Supreme Court Justice? Fuck you!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    This shit actually makes me happy. Their own kids have GOT to be sayin:
    I’m done with you silly freaks.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Due process for everyone …except Hillary apparently. Lord I want a bucket of pigs blood to fall on his ass.

  • MusicBear88

    If Roy Moore has sterling character, then I hate to see what leaden character looks like.

  • Christopher

    Wow! I didn’t realize that carnival barkers actually barked.

  • melllt

    Why is he yelling? Raising your voice does not make you right.

    • Bryan

      Caps-lock is how he feels inside.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Be a man, Girl!

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Good name ? : Banned from a mall from harassing teenage girls… They are redefining child abuse.

  • jruffdc

    Fuck you Rev. Uncle Tom Alan Keyes! Shouting doesn’t make your points valid or prescient.

  • Joseph Miceli

    This bitch has some sugar in her tank.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I a’m dying of laughter

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    OK, you’re just hogging the mic now.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • MikeBx2

      LOL

      • ccc

        He was defeated as a senatorial candidate in Maryland as well…

        • kaydenpat

          Didn’t know that. Ewww.

    • kaydenpat

      So that’s where the “27% crazification” meme comes from. Interesting.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Stand with him , but prepare to go down with him too.

  • Joseph Miceli

    I can’t take anymore of this silly twat. I hope she makes a pass at Tony Perkins and he sets fire to her
    Later!

  • Christopher

    How does one spit in the face of something that doesn’t exist?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Lightening Strike at anytime and place on the planet is PROOF!

  • Ninja0980

    Remember that Keyes has a lesbian daughter he disowned.
    Another homophobic piece of shit.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    omg

  • Luther Kreiger

    What a surprise, the American Taliban sees one of the very few chances to get their very own into national politics slipping away and they circle the wagons, pushing the moral scolding well past 11. (and all to protect a PEDOPHILE for goodness sake… but I suppose that’s well-worn ground for them)

    Also holy hell these people are completely batshit insane, just listening to them talk.

    • Gustav2

      They had to pull the few of them in from all over the country.

      • Treant

        Honestly, I expect to hear Russian accents as they pull them from all over the planet.

        I’m ashamed of any country that has even this much crazy in it.

  • Treant

    Anyway. I’ve cleaned out the garbage and rotting things from my in-box. Have they eviscerated Moore yet and hung the body as a warning?

    No? What’s wrong with this…oh, Alabama.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Oh, theres the activist mommy ,.. all the fundamentalist lunatics

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Why does he talk like that ? Something in his throat ?

    • Oh, Parker

      The crazy has to come out somehow.

    • Christopher

      Dr. Frankenstein’s failed first creature.

  • Bluto

    stood up against the Constitution…

  • AtticusP

    Phyllis Schlafly is still dead.

    Good.

  • Christopher

    Porter is chomping at the bit to get back to the mic.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Whoa!!!!! That stopped me. This quisling bitch used to be invisible.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Boy hasn’t been laid in years. And the few times he was, it wasn’t good.

  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb6ed65af28989c4d1ddcf09fa8870881fcc1adabc6e036d23282635513ee05e.jpg I’m not gonna tell y’all how much Moore paid me to stand here today but after last night when he handed me that cash and swallowed my man parts I was sold.

  • MusicBear88

    What the hell is Mr. Schlafly wearing around his neck?

    • Sam_Handwich

      police tape?

      • Gustav2

        It is a crime

      • Christopher

        A tie sponsored by McDonald’s?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Yellow is for……..

      • MusicBear88

        You sicko! What’s your number? 😉

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          1-800-DOO-MEEE

    • Bluto

      managers ties from Auntie Anne’s pretzels?

    • Treant

      Strips of body bags taken from the morgue when he rose from the dead.

    • AtticusP

      His mother’s pickled tongue.

    • BuckyB12

      Norman Bates vibe – I bet he dresses up as his mother on those lonely nights.

      • Christopher

        I’d feel safer hanging out with Norman Bates.

  • AtticusP

    Yeah, and then the bitch died and left us with Trump. Thanks a bunch, Phyllis.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      I think you’re missing an ‘Sy’ in front of her name.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i bet he can’t tie his shoes

  • worstcultever

    Omg, this thing just autoplayed and I heard about 25 seconds’ worth. Damn, it’s like a jamboree of puke taliban all-stars.

  • Jonathan Smith

    WTF with the auto play?

    • Lizard

      I dunno, but the literal three and a half seconds I got before I could mute the tab was plenty.

      • Jonathan Smith

        you and me both.

    • Treant

      Annoying. It’s making me listen to dumb things spoken in what I assume is probably English. I hear familiar words, but the logic escapes me.

  • AtticusP

    Roy babysits for us all the time.

  • Gustav2

    Civil societies do not have ‘biblical’ marriages.

  • AtticusP

    He only feels up good Christian girls.

  • MikeBx2

    I get the feeling there’s more to be revealed from Roy the Perv’s past.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Give me that Ole Time Pedopolgy

  • AtticusP

    Jesus, protect our pedophile. Amen.

  • Gustav2

    Activist grifter families.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I am just as upset with Franklin as I am with others accused of sexual assault and harassment. It’s, sadly, the reality of being a woman and I’m glad we’re speaking up and not taking this fucking shit anymore. However, Moore is completely different. Moore is a pedophile. He should have been jailed for his crimes and a registered sex offender. Why the fuck can’t people see how vastly different Moore’s situation is from all the others accused?

    • Gustav2

      Because he is a MOG*

      *Man Of God

    • kaydenpat

      Some of us can see the huge difference. Not sure how this all will play out though. Unfortunately I can see Moore winning and Franken resigning. Sigh.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        I, sadly, see the same thing happening.

  • Jefe5084

    This is what a white, far right christian orgy looks and sounds like. No thanks. Stroke each other in private please and leave the rest of us alone.

  • Ninja0980

    Is this the self-loathing son?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Sarah Huckabeee : Oh Look – My People !

  • AtticusP

    I’m betting this one has a huge dildo in her drawer.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Jesus shaped, to stay pure, ya know

  • MusicBear88

    “I’m Elizabeth, and I’m the mother of ten children.” Proving once again that abstinence-only sex education works!

    • Jonathan Smith

      apparently not…..

    • worstcultever

      Ten fucking children. Selfish, heedless fucking asshole. Sorry but that’s what I think about such mindless breeding.

      • Lizard

        It’s even worse when you consider the rationale behind it all. She’s probably Quiverfull.

  • Bluto

    How fucking rich. talking about family values to protect a pedophile.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Her poor kids

  • Ninja0980

    A who’s who of crazy people.

  • Christopher

    Just listening to this is making my I.Q. drop.

  • jruffdc

    Oh, look! A blonde woman who birthed 10 puppies. That makes her an expert in something so give her a mic. Fuck the South!

  • AtticusP

    And he loves children!

  • AtticusP

    Does she own a Greyhound bus?

  • Gustav2

    Damn, how many times do I have to apologize for Ohio this week?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL OMG Bitch !! I bet you did hit the streets. Hard!

  • Lars Littlefield

    I was going to serve lunch, but the hunger has disappeared. I’ve got to quit this JMG stuff. It ruining my day.

    • worstcultever

      No shit. I’m off to walk in the woods – again.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Focus on the FUN!

  • Ninja0980

    And people wonder why the victims waited so long to come forward.
    Can you imagine how many “godly” people would have torn them to shreds?

  • jruffdc

    “Alabamians smell a rat” LOL. I thought it was Alabamans?

  • AtticusP

    They smell a rat, it’s probably what’s for dinner.

  • melllt

    Ten kids aint a natural family in 2017, maybe 1917

    • Lizard

      I mean, it’s “natural,” but natural doesn’t always mean better. Natural can also mean dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail.

  • AtticusP

    Because he doesn’t follow the rule of law. So let’s send them to the Senate. What a great idea. Fucking Alabama.

  • Gustav2
    • jruffdc

      Skank blonde bimbo needs to stfu

    • Bryan

      “I mean she’s a gospel singer, for crying out loud.”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    What I would do if this was taking place a block from me…….

  • yes b’y

    hey lady, stop having kids.

    • Todd20036

      Moore needs to be told that, too

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    The signature was ‘clearly forged’ ? After she complains about ‘fake news’… What a total hypocrite.

  • AtticusP

    Marriage equality hasn’t stopped you from dropping your spawn, has it honey.

  • Oh, Parker

    Using religion to defend pedophilia. As if we needed more proof our side won the culture war.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Self abort bitch

  • Slippy_World
  • AtticusP

    Here’s an idea, Alabama. Secede. It worked out so well for you the last time.

    • Treant

      Is there a provision where we can just throw them out?

      Well, let’s make one.

  • Gustav2

    Porter is lying again.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Anagram: Alan Keyes ~ A Snaky Eel

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Enough fundy pedo-loving whack jobs there to secede and declare Alabama a Cristianist Pedopoly.

    • coram nobis

      I think the term is kakistocracy or caca-phony or something.

  • Beto

    Ok, this is a freak show. Why is she talking about abortion?

    • Gustav2

      That is all she does.

      • Beto

        Her arguments were all totally out of the blue.

    • Treant

      Dog whistle. Family values. Vote for Moore.

      • Bluto

        that was a fucking bullhorn.

        • Treant

          Alabamans. Health care. Congenital deafness from inbreeding.

    • Lizard

      Deflection from Moore via a kitten-stomping issue.

    • Gustav2
      • Lizard

        What. The. Actual. Fuck.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    STFU about scissors !!

    • Treant

      I prefer a clothes hanger. And when done, you can bend it back into shape and hang the aborted fetuses in your window as Halloween decorations.

  • billbear1961

    Preach us some more sermons, you goddamned, two-faced DEGENERATES!

    Ram your hypocrisy and your fascism up your fucking FAT ASSES!

  • Christopher

    He must have A LOT more secrets he’s hiding if they’re going all out like this.

    This is insanity on display for the whole world to gaze upon.

  • Bluto

    libtard baby murderers!

  • sdnative1958

    Who is that stupid, shrieking cow?!

    • Christopher

      You really need to be way more specific. There’s quite a few up there.

  • AtticusP

    This bitch needs to be sedated.

    • Christopher

      Lithium should be given to these people first thing every morning. Not so much for them, but for the rest of us.

  • melllt

    Anyone else’s gaydar going off?

  • Lizard

    Is this woman someone I should know, or did they just grab a random Quiverfull mom off the street?

    • JoeMyGod

      She’s the one who burned Teen Vogue because they explained safe sex. Ten kids because Jesus hates condoms.

      • Lizard

        Oh, the “Activist Mommy”!

        Yeah, fuck her.

    • Gustav2

      The MC is Janet Folger Porter who had a wand ultrasound preformed on a pregnant woman in the Ohio Statehouse to promote an anti-choice heartbeat bill. Activist Mommy is a YouTube sensation for the far right.

      Both from Ohio…sorry.

  • jruffdc

    Moore won’t get anywhere near the Senate.

    • Treant

      I hope so…but I fear that between Alabama and cheating, that’s just not going to be the case.

    • Bluto

      perhaps, but he’ll be elected.

    • worstcultever

      That’s the goddamn spirit!

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Wow, Porter is a piece of work… Moore’s opponent ‘stabs scissors in the backs of babies heads and sucks their brains out…’ What manipulative b.s.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Listen to all the Christianist orgasms.

    And boo for browser-crashiing autoplay video.

  • Boreal

    What did I miss? Is it Al Franken’s fault that Roy molested those women?

    • Lizard

      So far, something something abortion something something.

    • Tread

      Wait for it.

    • melllt

      Its just an anti choice rally

  • AtticusP

    Ted Bundy was a swell guy, too…until he got caught.

  • TexasBoy

    I’m sure they banned him from the mall, knowing in 30 years he’d be running for the US Senate, and that they could use it against him…just as Obama was born in Africa to a US mother for the sole purpose of him becoming president of the US 40+ years later. It always takes so many years to see the fruition of an evil plan. /snark

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Always fun hearing a dude go on and on about whats good for a woman.

    • melllt

      And a closeted gay one at that.

  • AtticusP

    Why is getting to the truth an “agenda”?

  • yes b’y
  • Beth Sanders

    roy more is a rapper just like mr clinton.

    • Lizard

      Roy Moore and Bill Clinton are rappers? When are their albums being released?!

    • Bluto

      hey, it’s one of our fave jeebie trolls!

      • Lizard

        Oh cripes, she upvoted herself. That’s tackier than a tinsel cocktail dress.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Beth!! Tell the truth about Gerald.
      It’s time, Beth.

    • AmeriCanadian

      BETHANY!!! Did you exorcise Christ? Why isn’t he in you any more?

      • Lizard

        Must…resist…premature…ejaculation…joke… *hnnnng*

      • Beth Sanders

        i have not hear that name in some time, maam. Christ is always alive in me.

        In Christ,
        Beth

        • AmeriCanadian

          Well aren’t you the cutest thing…assuming I’m of the female persuasion. I haven’t passed for female since I was pre-pubescent. And let me just add that I confused a lot of straight boys. Shucks, I might have even been chased by a thirty-something district attorney in Alabama.

  • AtticusP

    Free abortions for everyone!

  • Boreal

    ‘You’re so lucky to have this lecherous old troll running.’

  • JuanGalicia

    This is NUTS

  • Boreal

    Gordon Chaps is up!!!!!!

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Cling on shit !

  • AtticusP

    What time does Roy Moore get there to start lying?

    • Lizard

      All the hardcore Christians have to finish their anti-choice orgasms first.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      After school lets out

      • Tread

        He’s waiting on the playground.

  • AtticusP

    Roy is the best pedophile ever to run for the Senate in Alabama

  • Bluto

    “I don’t know these women but they are lying dirty whores.”

  • AtticusP

    Oh Christ. This ought to be good.

    • Treant

      I had to turn it off, my ovaries were bleeding. And I don’t even have ovaries. Who’s up?

      • AtticusP

        Some Christian with a TV show. He looks like Elmer Fudd.

  • AtticusP

    I’m a frequent flyer on American Airlines.

    • Treant

      I’ve always wanted to join the Mile High Club.

      • AtticusP

        Not with this guy, however

        • Treant

          Certainly not.

  • TexasBoy

    A righteous man, just like Lot…never mind about the underage daughters thing.

  • JoeMyGod

    And now Gordon Klingenschmitt, who says he can exorcise Satan out of cats and dogs. Seriously.

    • Tread

      But of course. Cats are the spawn of Satan.

    • Lars Littlefield

      That reminds me, want to swap cats some afternoon . . . maybe next week?

    • kaydenpat

      Such a special man, no? A little too special though.

  • Boreal

    When do we libtards get the free babies to eat that we were promised?

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Let’s discern the spirits…

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Oh he’s martyr .

    Praise be

    • kaydenpat

      They’re always the victims. Always.

  • Oh, Parker
    • Treant

      Lisa! NO! You get to fuck Harry Hamlin, you should be permanently cheerful!

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        I loved him in his LA Law days.
        I did

  • Boreal

    When will the hook come out for Gordon? He is making it all about him and not groping wimmen.

  • Tread

    Guys! We’ve got them all trapped in one room! Someone bolt the doors from the outside and let’s watch the gladiatorial battle commence.

    • kaydenpat

      Where is that lightning bolt when you need it?

      • Tread

        Isn’t Jesus supposed to arrive and pull down the Temple?

        • kaydenpat

          Lol! Never heard that story but perhaps you’re talking about White Republican Jesus.

    • Boreal
  • AtticusP

    I wouldn’t be offended. I would just think they were nuts.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    These dudes are hilarious

  • Boreal
  • AtticusP

    Christians are just so persecuted in this country, aren’t they?/S

  • Helen Damnation™

    OMFG. Vomit break. Talk amongst yourselves…

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Pearls galore

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    No Opal Covey…. sad

    • Bluto

      Opal would of brought the funk.

      • Gustav2

        Please, there is enough Ohioans on the dais.

  • Ninja0980

    I need a break from this shit.
    Be back in a bit.

    • Treant

      You an’ me both. It’s not been a very affirming day at all.

      I’m gonna go “home”* and make soap; I’m killing time right now anyway and my computer can call me.

      * Leave the home office and head downstairs.

  • Treant

    Run this as the background music at half volume It all suddenly makes sense.

    https://youtu.be/JlbBIpTPM8o

    • Bluto

      It does!

  • AtticusP

    He should’ve saved himself the trip.

  • Boreal

    Ex felon Flip Benham.

    • Bryan

      Should we expect fire and brimstone?

      • Lizard

        If it’s the Benham I’m thinking of, gays with probably be next on the blame list since they’ve already gone through abortion.

        • Bryan

          They have a checklist somewhere…

          • Lizard

            So what’s next: liberal Hollywood, taking prayer out of schools, or good guys with guns?

  • AtticusP

    So what if he diddles little girls. We all have our faults.

    • kaydenpat

      Yikes!! Wouldn’t want to know what those faults are if they’re trying to downplay child predation.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Good job, now go sit on Roy’s lap for your treat.

  • Gustav2

    Hey Operation Rescue! Is still OK to walk into a church and shoot a doctor?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Fucking FLIP !!! OMG

  • coram nobis

    Pick a little, talk a little.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Abortion mills ? Wtf

  • melllt

    So many bad ties on one stage

  • AtticusP

    I hope there’s a tape or a video out there. Of course they will say it was fabricated.

  • Boreal

    Biblical Roy and his concubines.

  • JoeMyGod

    FLIP BENHAM! They have REALLY pulled out ALL the freak shows today.

    • Treant

      It’s a Who’s Who of “chistian” fuckwaddery.

    • kaydenpat

      They’re going all out for a child molester. Go figure. WWJD.

  • Boreal

    Um Flip, you’re an ex felon, you don’t get to whine about breaking the law.

  • Boreal

    Gay card, abortion card……………………………………………………..

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    No wonder there are so many fundamentalist christians in horror movies… these people are horrifying

  • justmeeeee

    Preach!

  • ETownCanuck

    I just don’t have the patience for this shrill nonsense anymore.

  • Leo

    What in the everlasting FUCK am I watching right now?

    It’s parts Twilight Zone, Scientology commercial, and Monty Python skit.

    O_O

    • Lizard

      The past year has been the Twilight Zone, so why stop now?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Again, I am laughing my ASS off at this OVER THE TOP shit !

  • AtticusP

    No, they just don’t want to serve in the Senate with a pedophile.

  • kaydenpat

    I can’t watch these creeps. Seriously. They make me sick. Trying desperately to cloak their support of a pedophile with religious piety and sermonette. Disgusting.

    • TheManicMechanic

      Disgusting, ain’t it?

  • Gustav2

    So was most of Alabama a D you ass.

  • Boreal

    When are his homophobe sons coming out to whine?

    • Lizard

      Depends on if they’re still in jail.

      • Boreal

        I don’t think they are felons like him…….yet.

  • melllt

    So he was a democrat child molester, but now that he’s a Republican its all ok

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Its gay gays gays and babies having their brains sucked out….

  • AtticusP

    Too bad you don’t know any better.

  • Boreal
  • Bluto

    democrats fault! is anyone keeping track of all the groups who are to blame?

    • Lizard

      So far we’ve got abortion, gays, and Democrats.

    • Boreal

      Waiting for Hillary to get blamed.

  • Gustav2

    I have a choice.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Imagine being a child being raised by these lunatics. Id rather be aborted.

  • AtticusP

    They are simple Christians, all right.

  • AtticusP

    Somebody say hallelujah!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Please clap.

  • Gustav2

    That is not heaven up on that stage.

  • Guess

    Again, whether it’s Moore or Putin, EVERYTHING they do boils down to how badly they want to suppress LGBTQ+ folks. And gee whiz, does it ever boil.

  • AtticusP

    He was in violation of the law, you asshole.

  • Gustav2

    Alt Left

    drink

    • Lizard

      Gustav, if we made a drinking game of this we’d all die of alcohol poisoning.

  • AtticusP

    You’d probably be in trouble if we look back 40 hours

  • Gustav2

    Globalists like that WaPo reporter on the robocall!

  • Bluto

    alt left, globalists? this one’s going full pepe.

  • Boreal

    When will Bernie Bernstein speak?

    • Lizard

      Right after Jewy McJewerson.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        And Al Franken.

    • Gustav2

      He is there reporting!

  • AtticusP

    These people are from another fucking planet.

  • billbear1961

    At some point, a FREE people, who possess ANY self-respect, MUST make it CLEAR they will NOT, in ANY circumstances, recognize any clam to legitimate authority by GANGSTERS, by proven pathological LIARS, by moral MONSTERS!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACI71gtbIek

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Good afternoon, Mr. B. Inquiring peckers were asking after you earlier this week.

      • billbear1961

        We’re on vacation in Iceland, LG!

        CJ said he read a post by AJ where he said Safari was worried by my absence? I had mentioned we were travelling soon, but I guess not many noticed it! I’m very sorry if I’ve caused friends any distress.

        I’ve missed the gang but not American politics!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    They sure have a lot of religion rapped up in their politics.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    They hate us so much they are willing to ignore a child being abused.

    • Treant

      Ugh, still here waiting for data. 🙂

      They’ve so little empathy and so much desire for power that, if it wins them a political seat or if it might be slightly inconvenient to do anything about it, they don’t care about a child (or anybody) being abused, sold as a slave, or killed.

    • Oh, Parker

      This is about America rejecting their way of life more than anything. The only way they can believe the shit they claim to believe is to make others believe it, too. What are your beliefs worth when you constantly need validation?

  • AtticusP

    What the hell does this have to do with a run for the Senate?

    • Boreal

      Because things.

    • Lizard

      “VOTE FOR ME AND I WON’T LET DEMOCRATS STOMP THESE KITTENS! YOU DON’T WANT DEMOCRATS STOMPING KITTENS, DO YOU?!”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    A Jew ? What ? Did they know this beforehand ?

  • Boreal

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Boreal

    Transgender card played.

  • AtticusP

    This guys straightjacket fitting is long overdue.

  • Gustav2

    Standing for Moore and you are against child abuse?

    Oh it’s the gay and trans thing that is really the problem

  • Bluto

    mr rabbi dude, do you have any idea what kkk moore thinks about you?

    • Treant

      He’ll be last into the ovens, so he’s sitting pretty.

  • Boreal

    The flood of Noah was because of gay marriage?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      That’s what made the rainbow OURS! OURS! OURS! DAMNIT!!!!!

    • Gustav2

      Yes. because the Roman had it.

      LOL

    • Treant

      Fun Fact: God had not delivered a single command to humans at the time of the Flood, save for “Don’t eat from the tree,” which was already dealt with, and “Name All the Beasts,” which we were accomplishing with all due speed.

      God literally flooded the world because he didn’t care for it and couldn’t be bothered to send a sternly-worded letter including rules of conduct.

    • Guess

      “Says right there in the Revisionist Testament!”

    • Bryan

      Probably the gay lions’ fault.

  • Guess

    We really could’ve used a BINGO card in advance of this thing.

  • Gustav2

    Leviticus is not in the Constitution.

  • AtticusP

    Too bad heaven can’t vote.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Is this asshole going to speak or is this just an ego stroking circle jerk?

    • AtticusP

      Yep.

  • JoeMyGod
  • Boreal
    • Lizard

      Now that’s a religion I can get behind and I’m not even gay. 0.0

      • Boreal

        On yer knees, sinner!

        • Lizard

          Praise be!

      • coram nobis

        Thou should love thy fellow man.

        • Lizard

          I’m a woman. But I do love men 🙂

    • Treant

      “No. But for you, I could be.”

      (that line occasionally worked)

  • AtticusP

    I keep hoping this will end with “live from New York, it’s Saturday night!“

  • melllt

    Lgbt mafia? No one told me about this. Where do i get my card? Will Tony Soprano come over and help me with my neighbor

  • Gustav2

    Gay terrorizing cake bakers!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!

  • Helen Damnation™

    Orthodox Jew warns of gay terrorists. OMG, I didn’t know there was a movement. Too late to sign up?

  • AtticusP

    Since when do you fuckers ever shut up?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” somebody ” called me.

  • Gustav2

    I was happy to be needed.

  • Boreal

    Somebody contacted me, I don’t know who or why. Who am I? Why am I here?

  • AtticusP

    Nice hat, but Maxine Waters wore it better.

    • Oh, Parker

      That was Frederica Wilson, but yes, she did.

  • Gustav2

    Don’t these people believe in airplanes?

    • Christopher

      Well, they’re still avoiding that science thingy, so probably not.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Aint no sunshine……….

    • Boreal

      LOL

  • Bluto

    gay doods buying cake, terrorism. Shooting 600 people, price of freedom.

  • Lizard

    I want to know what he’s doing with his phone, but not quite badly enough to actually unmute the tab.

    • AtticusP

      Grindr.

      • Lizard

        LOL!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Oh he gonna call for guns

  • AtticusP

    Such a powerful speaker. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • coram nobis

    Some suitable background music.

    https://youtu.be/ytpqcJ1IfoA

  • Bluto

    these people are insane. seriously.

    • Oh, Parker

      This is how decades of living in a bubble with no real education and a book of fairy tales prepares you for real life.

      • Bryan

        “I live eight miles from where I was born…”

        • yes b’y

          LOL

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/samstein/status/931211677881782272
    They do realize this makes it easier to pass this off as a hit job right?

    • Gustav2

      fug

  • Gustav2

    Ha ha ha.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    Christian hysteria and desperation. I smell fear.

  • Oh, Parker

    Cooter’s fixin’ ta have another episode, y’all. Get the paddles ready! Clear!

  • AtticusP

    Not one of the people on that dais would have this guy in their homes for dinner.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” typical Alabamian ” Isn’t exactly something to be proud off

  • AtticusP

    Homosexualists? Sounds so professional?

    • Guess

      * Professionalistic

    • Boreal

      Perhaps on a nice business card.

  • Boreal

    Gawd doesn’t rule my fucking life, rube.

  • coram nobis

    Dude in plaid shirt giving a sermon. “By their fruits, not their words.”

    Plenty of vegetables standing behind him.

    • LeeCMH

      They’ve made it plain, they don’t like fruits.

  • AtticusP

    this guys people killed Christ. Get him.

    • Treant

      (frightened glance) “Er…quick! Over there! There’s an interracial Jewish gay couple getting married! GET THEM!”

  • Treant

    God? Justice? Honey, you better not go there because that whole “least of these” things applies in this instance. Your God is not big on fucking children.

    • Lizard

      Well, he did impregnate Mary as a young teen…

      • Treant

        Technically, I’ve heard that God requested permission. A strict reading of the text does not support that assertion, of course, but that would be standard for the day anyway. Women really didn’t get to make too many decisions.

        Besides, requiring the Immaculate Conception, permission couldn’t’ve been given by Mary and, if the answer were no, God would have a problem.

        (During that age, of course, young women of Mary’s age were considered adults. We’ve learned a few things in 2,000 years…)

        • Lizard

          Sure, but they only include cultural context when it’s convenient for them. They’re perfectly happy chucking context out the window when they use that verse in Leviticus to justify bullying LGBT people.

          • Treant

            When my fundaidiot cousin gets going, I just say, “1 Timothy 2:12.”

            She’s got a comeback, but I just reply, “That’s what it says. You’re not doing it.”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Come on ! Do you HEAR yourself ???

  • Gustav2

    So much for Reagans City on the Hill speeches.

    • Guess

      It’s Mourning in Alabama.

  • AtticusP

    That was like watching paint dry.

    • Christopher

      But it was missing the fumes to get you high.

      They can’t even do that right!

  • Bluto

    I want to ask this group just 1 question; What is jesus christ’s stance on raping underage girls?

  • Boreal
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    They each gonna hold up a chicken any minute now

    • coram nobis

      Or a live snake.

  • AtticusP

    They walked. They live four towns over.

  • Oh, Parker

    Judging by this I’m guessing the lines at their local Tractor Supply are pretty thin right now.

  • Boreal
  • AtticusP

    As a recovering Catholic, I find all of this “Christ“ talk very unsettling. This is the United States of America. Not the United States of Jesus.

    • Gustav2

      Didn’t you get the memo in 1980?

    • Lizard

      Moore’s been judging like this is the United States of Jesus for over a decade now.

  • Gustav2

    Oh honey, the Great Awakenings has passed you by.

  • peacfulseas inWA

    Looking forward to when one starts speaking in tongue and bringing out the snake handlers.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    YOU are the enemy you dammed cow

  • Bluto

    The enemies being sane people.

  • AtticusP

    Apparently not.

  • Joe in PA

    If I hear “righteous” one more time I’m gonna throw up. 🙁

    • melllt

      You don’t have to drink every time

  • coram nobis

    This is getting into deep SNL territory.

  • Boreal
    • Lizard

      EW EW EW EW EW

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      WUT!

  • Joe in PA

    Can you say sour grapes?

  • AtticusP

    mixing metaphors, aren’t we?

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Gustav2

    Janet Folger Porter’s mother.

    This is complete bullshit, except the part where the Ohio R’s spent millions to keep her out of the statehouse.

  • Boreal
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Aunt Janet sounds dumb as a god dammed post

    • Joe in PA

      Gramma’s no smarter. 🙂

  • AtticusP

    And he has no place in a political discussion.

  • Ninja0980

    This is a comedy skit at this point.

    • Christopher

      I think it’s hilarious!

    • billbear1961

      one in HELL

  • Guess

    “IT’S ME AND THE GIRL IN THE PRETZEL FACTORY HAT AT THE MALL, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!!”

  • Joe in PA

    Truckers for Christ.

    LOL

  • Boreal

    Truckers fer christ!

  • Gustav2

    All you fucking Ohioans should stay there in Alabama!

    • Lizard

      Seriously, is Ohio like the Alabama of the north or something?

      • LeeCMH

        There are plenty rednecks here. They just hide it better.

      • Gustav2

        OK, it takes a while to explain, but when everyone talks about the great migration of blacks from the south in the beginning of the 20th century…we also had a huge migration of whites from the south for the industrial jobs.

        The same thing happened to Michigan,

        • LeeCMH

          By day I make the cars, by night I make the bars.

          I wanna go Home

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          Massive migration to Ohio from West Virginia and Kentucky mid century to find industrial jobs. Lots of cultural bias towards elitists, education and what not persist till this day. It’s why I am here now., my Father left KY for work here in Columbus.

          • Gustav2

            Yup. The earlier migration was from the deep south in the beginning of the century, especially the 20’s and 30’s, then mid century it was WV and Kentucky.

          • jerry

            I have distant cousins all over northern OH. My grandmother had one sister and six brothers, and they all went there for work in the 1940s, from WV. One of my mother’s 1st cousins still owns a chain of small grocery stores in the Akron/Canton area. My grandparents lived in Cleveland during WWII, and my mother went first couple years of school there.

      • Gustav2

        here it is in one song from a guy who attended high school with me

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnGVW6HbPrU

  • LeeCMH

    I wonder if Josh Duggar has given Moore any advice?

  • Joe in PA

    I’ve got a new drinking game: Righteous …drink!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    All the way from Ohio for THAT ?!!

    • Joe in PA

      praise Jeebus!

  • Joe in PA

    …and loves 14 year olds.

  • Joe in PA

    I’ve been to Opalaka, near Auburn U…actually a nice little town (from the outside)

    • Lizard

      College towns in the South, in my experience, are fine. I went to UGA and Athens was very liberal.

  • peacfulseas inWA

    I have the feeling the guy on the far right of the screen, in the ill fitting suit, the model for the angry bird thing.

    • Boreal

      Gordon Klingenshitt

      • peacfulseas inWA

        Yes.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    These people need to be cut off from decent society.

  • Joe in PA

    Is this what the South calls ‘separation of church and state”?

    • JP

      I’m from the deep south. They don’t believe in separation of church and state. I was on the high school basketball team and we had group prayer before every game.

    • Lizard

      It’s not so much separation of church and state as it is church in state but no state in church. They’re hypocritical like that.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Separation of Church and State means not the same building to these folks.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        The church is IN the state. What’s the problem ??!

  • David

    Roy Moore’s speeches always sound much better in their original Klingon.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Just like Shakespeare.

      • Bluto

        I never figured that one out.

        • Rebecca Gardner

          Cultures taking credit for the work of others.

    • coram nobis

      Klingons have a sense of honor.

      • LeeCMH

        Klingons also look so gay in their man-cave, uh starship.

  • Christopher

    Just looking at the orgy of hate collected up on stage, tells everyone all we need to know about Moore.

    You can tell a lot about someone’s character by the people who choose to defend them.

  • jruffdc

    Fuck! Listening to these Southern traitors makes me feel like I’ve gone back in time 50 years.

    • WarrenHart

      More like 150 years

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Does he do voice overs for a cartoon character ?

  • Joe in PA

    Defining marriage, drink!

  • Ninja0980

    You KNEW we would come up at some point.

    • billbear1961

      “Those homos are so vile!” cried the dirty old man with his hands all over a weeping little girl.

  • Joe in PA

    He doesn’t know how this thing works.

  • Oh, Parker
  • coram nobis
  • Joe in PA

    I can’t, I just can’t.

    #righteousnous

    • Gustav2

      drink!

      • Joe in PA

        That was the “I can’t” part. LOL

        I’d be passed out with all those Righteous!

  • melllt

    That lady said he would take questions. Please get to that part

    • Lizard

      You know it’ll just be a bunch of softballs.

  • Boreal

    It’s only 3:30 and I am ready to have a beer.

    • Bluto

      only? Your late.

      • Boreal

        This batshittery is unfucking believable.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Pardon me while I Puke

  • Boreal

    I just realized that was Janet of Reaganbook fame.

  • Oh, Parker

    Look at the Stepford expression on her face.

    • melllt

      That’s zanax

  • Bluto

    does kayla do her hair with a weed wacker?

    • Boreal

      Corn scythe

    • Joe in PA

      Well, that hair looks like weeds.

  • Joe in PA

    Look at wifey…she just stares at him. Sick.

    • melllt

      Xanax

    • LeeCMH

      Oh that’s a famous hateful Christian public behavior.

      The subservient woman gazing into her master’s, husband’s eyes.

      Remember Larry “side-stance” Craig? Same thing when he made his denial, “I’m not gay.”

  • Boreal

    Rot in hell Phyllis

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Is he senile?

  • Treant

    Enough. These useless fuckwads never shut up and keep repeating themselves. And it didn’t make sense the first time.

    Roy Moore fucks children. If you support him–if you vote for him–you are enabling somebody who fucks children. If you disbelieve that many victims, you are an idiot (and I don’t believe you anyway), and you are enabling somebody who fucks children. If you defend those who vote for Moore, you are enabling somebody who fucks children.

    And if you fuck children or enable somebody who fucks children, I have no consideration for you and wouldn’t hand you my belt if you were bleeding out. My pants might sag a little.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Stand closer to your man, bitch.

    That gaze…OMFG!

    • Gustav2

      Nancy Reagan did it better.

  • Boreal

    Glasses don’t make you any smarter, dipshit.

    • Nychta

      But it worked for Rick Perry, right?

      • Boreal

        Um yeah, no.

  • Joe in PA

    Always lead with the hemorrhoids joke!

  • Ninja0980

    Since I finished all of my work for the week, going to crack open a coke and add some Captain’s to it.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    This nation was not founded on God and is not a christian nation. Enough with that fucking bullshit.

  • Boreal
  • Gustav2

    The one thing you have in common is you are the minority.

  • Oh, Parker

    Oh, this has been fun, like a lost episode of the Beverly Hillbillies, but I’ve got to go get the tires rotated for our Thanksgiving trip. Later all!

    • Gustav2

      Bye! Make sure your trip is safe!

  • Ninja0980

    Ewww….

  • Joe in PA

    Take a hint sir.

  • billbear1961

    WHO are these goddamned, truly MONSTROUS clowns–these vicious, hateful, ugly FREAKS–to sit in judgment on ANYONE for ANYTHING?

    • billbear1961

      Ha! I wrote “viscous” for “vicious”!

      • TheManicMechanic

        They are rather unctuous and slimy.

        • billbear1961

          Precisely!

  • Bluto

    it dissolves into hemorrhoid jokes. how appropriate.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Stop Judicial Supremacy = Christian Sharia..

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Is their wet dream to end all wet dreams.
      Not kidding.

  • Boreal

    The issues:
    icky geys, bortion, wimmen pregnant…………………………….

  • Bryan

    “Enough of this talk of kiddie-diddling, let’s talk about the real issues!”

  • Joe in PA

    Good grief, he just said he needed to stack the judiciary…and then he said STOP the judicial supremacy. WTF?

  • Gustav2

    He is complaining about judicial supremacy

    My sides, my sides Lurleen.

    • Joe in PA

      Does Lurleen understand irony?

      Nah.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Dogging on Mitch is a sure way to keep your seat, should you get.

  • Boreal

    Our gift to you is a 14 year old bride. Murica!!!!!!!

  • Gustav2

    The issue is your kiddy dating.

  • Mike C

    “We paid for this microphone” and don’t know how to use it. What’s with this sound mix?

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Lizard

      He won’t debate Jones because he knows he doesn’t know anything on the issues. Jones would humiliate him.

      • billbear1961

        Yes, Moore is a monster AND an ignoramus.

  • Joe in PA

    On Sean Hannity!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Kayla returns

  • Mike C

    So let’s take questions and not take any questions.

  • Bluto

    she wants sarah’s job.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      LOL, I would almost welcome that.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL he runs out ha ha ha ha ha

    • Nychta

      So much for the questions..

  • Joe in PA

    More church than you probably had in the last 10 years.

    Well certainly more than I WANTED.

    Oh, and fuck you.

  • MarkBuster

    can we change this to say “under investigation for child molestation?

  • peacfulseas inWA

    Disappointed. No speaking in tongues ,no snake handlers, no dancing and jumping around in the spirit.

    • Gustav2

      There were cameras!

  • Gustav2

    More church than you have probably had in the last ten years.

    Not your church, bitch.

    • Joe in PA

      Can you imagine for one second going to the church that she attends? OMFG.

      • Mike C

        I certainly wouldn’t leave my children there.

    • billbear1961

      “We go to church; so, we’re better than you.”

      What she PROVES is that “going to church” is no proof at ALL of moral superiority–quite the contrary, more often than not, in THIS country, especially on the right, where “Christianity” has become NOTHING but a smug, spiritually DEAD cult of self-righteous HATRED.

      • Gustav2

        And she has no idea whether someone in the press goes to church or not, and it is none of her business.

  • Joe in PA

    What the hell was Klingenshitter doing there?

    • Boreal

      Talking about himself mostly.

      • Joe in PA

        Did he speak? Shame I missed that. Ahem. /s

        • Boreal

          Yes about how he singlehandedly got prayer reinstated in the military or some such bullshit.

          • Joe in PA

            If I had an “child-diddler” – dar….it would be going off with that one. He is way creepy. {{{shudders}}}

          • Boreal

            He missed his calling. He should be in b-horror flicks.

          • Joe in PA

            You are too kind. 🙂

    • Gustav2

      They brought in the whole coven of the self-righteous from across the nation.

  • WarrenHart

    I tried to sell my soul to the devil but the devil said no.

    • Joe in PA

      The devil said: worthless.

  • billbear1961

    “Such immorality! I call for righteousness!”

    When you’re not busy molesting teenage girls, you goddamned, monstrous FRAUD??

  • JT

    Moore: Did I do anything wrong? What? These girls were old enough to be married as child brides in da bahbel!

  • Joe in PA

    OMG…it just started replaying…I’m out!

  • billbear1961

    Ram your sermons up your asses, you fucking PERVERTS!

  • billbear1961

    “Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!”

    Pervert–pervert–pervert.

    Oh, yes, and CRIMINAL.

  • Ninja0980

    That was a shitshow.

  • Margie

    Loved Fleetwood Mac’s album Mirage!

  • fuzzybits

    So glad I didn’t watch this.

  • orion dumptee

    hmmm I dont recognize gals face..but her BAD dye job??? yeah, that I do remember (who wouldnt ?) Holy thick black roots, batman !

  • Gianni

    A fucking bunch of charlatans. No shame, embarrassment, not one thought about why they would stand to defend this creep. It’s all good, just call it holy and twist the meaning something out of our Holy Book to bamboozle the idiots that keep us living good w/o really working.

  • katofbama

    Roy Moore is using “religion” to get him “elected”…wondering if that was his “shtick”, when prowling the Gadsden Mall to pick up girls???