LIVE VIDEO: Jeff Sessions Testifies Before US House

The New York Times reports:

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is back on Capitol Hill on Tuesday, testifying at 10 a.m. before the House Judiciary Committee. Mr. Sessions is almost certain to face questions about his contacts with Russians during last year’s presidential campaign and will be asked to clarify his past statements in light of recent disclosures that members of the Trump campaign had interactions with Russia.

Mr. Sessions is also expected to be asked about his direction that the department consider a special counsel to investigate Mr. Trump’s political opponents, including Hillary Clinton. Do not expect Mr. Sessions to talk much about the special counsel’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election, though. He has recused himself and twice refused to describe to senators his private conversations with President Trump.

  • Gustav2
  • Kevin Andrews

    Little Jethro Lying Sessions is a traitor. There is no doubt in this American’s mind that this lying Top-Cop is the poster-child for Koch Brother’s lying GOTP. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/28f123a2f68ac961ba755a8bb32ba2fe6a8467243c0fca22045d41ca9f2c5a58.jpg

  • crewman

    Sessions is a deceptive weasel. I hope they remember, answers like, “I will not say I pledged loyalty to Trump,” are not full answers.

  • Bambino

    Before the hearing begins, I would like all attendees point and laugh at the elf for five minutes. Thank you.

  • Joe in PA

    I’m sure Gohmert will be asking some hard-hitting questions.

    Said no one, ever.

    Oh, and the brilliant Steve King might provide some entertainment.

    Will they let Ted Leiu even ask a question?

    • FAEN

      Another fucking loon who shouldn’t be anywhere near any type of government.

      Remember when he screamed “TERROR BABIES?” Again, fucking loon!!!

  • Michael R

    Looks like his Hillary investigation will be delayed at least one day .

  • clay

    “Live? Why, aaaah declare, aaaah never knew this swearin’ in was goin’ be live.”

    • Gustav2

      And aaah declare y’all are asking too many questions too fast. Whew!

      • Joe in PA

        Sen Harris should shout questions from the gallery. Teeheehee.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I can’t watch. I’ll just throw my coffee cup at the TV and scare my kitty kats all snuggled up next to me. Speaking of cats, here’s my babies. So much nicer than the anti-Constitution, treasonous, motherfucking attorney general.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19a844609b84bd938a3566e41145d75a21fcdd0d4ec67d57b6d2b611c6733828.jpg

    • Duck

      Awwww, such sweeties!

    • FAEN

      Don’t waste good coffee, ruin your tv or scare the kitties. KKKeebler Nazi isn’t worth it.

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    • GayOldLady

      They’re beautiful babies.

    • Bj Lincoln

      I’m house sitting and just spent the night alone. I’ll be here all day too. I miss my cats and dogs. Don’t waste your energy on being angry. Pet and purr with your kitties instead.

      • FAEN

        Agreed. Petting them helps with life in general.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Pet a person today.

          • FAEN

            Is that an invitation 😉

      • clay

        I generally discourage petting, of pets and myself. Scratching and patting are more pleasurable.

        • Joe in PA

          You keep your kink-o-rama stuff to yourself buster.

          • clay

            (It’s amazing how well that response could be applied to nearly all of these posts.)

          • Joe in PA

            lol…indeed. 🙂

        • FAEN

          It all works.

          • clay

            I guess there might be a cat somewhere that enjoys static in its fur.

          • ScubaBearLA

            Hey, it’s nature’s own e-stim.

    • Bambino

      Thank you. Much needed therapy dealing with pedophile and their enablers plus traitors and their colluders.

    • Robert K Wright

      Here’s my recently adopted kitty Polly. She has three and a half legs. She’s an Aries who loves long mornings watching the hummingbirds from bed, playing rope and being a general all around bad-ass. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/667aee69b1c091790f5d3cc9fb591db46b0196f60f36fb30a5f81f795a8c5f4f.jpg

    • /

      They look happy.
      Ignorance (about a Trump presidency in particular) is indeed bliss.

    • greenmanTN
      • kaydenpat

        That’s a whole bundle of cuddliness. Adorable.

    • kaydenpat

      So pretty and fluffy!!

    • JackFknTwist

      Beautiful babies. I miss my Mizzi so much ! She waited for me at the top of the stairs each night for her milk.
      If I was late watching TV she would come down to get me !!!!

    • ben-andy

      Sessions shut down Rep Jordan of OH saying that Jordan can have his ideas but there isn’t enough factual information to appoint a Special Prosecutor. He’s not saying he won’t. He’s saying “Not yet.” but there isn’t any teasing “but maybe soon.” to it either.

    • carlstrauser

      My baby girl, DexStarr, has some definite feelings about Kreepy K. Keebler:

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fe1d11815606d8d779b49ae6d67a92d64a8c25fef50b4b66f8dc69e1f9231bd5.jpg

  • Rebecca Gardner

    The mansplaining that just happened on MSNBC was so infuriating.

    • Tread

      It’s Morning Joe. Just because he hates Trump doesn’t make him a low-life, woman-objectifying scumbag.

      • worstcultever

        I’m still waiting for him to mansplain Lori Klausutis.

  • clay

    Jeff Sessions recused himself from EVERYTHING having to do with the campaign; this, obviously, has to do with the campaign.

    Thursday, March 2, 2017, still posted on the DoJ website: “I have decided to recuse myself from any existing or future investigations of any matters related in any way to the campaigns for President of the United States.” [bolding mine]

  • FAEN

    If we drank every time he says “I don’t know”, “I don’t recall” through this hearing we’d be dead of alcohol poisoning.

    • clay

      18 drinks in 82 minutes is felonious.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      But what a way to go.

      • clay

        Listening to Liddle Jefferson?

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Being zonked out of my skull is likely the best preparation for the after life I can think of.

      • FAEN

        It’s not bad at all however I’d rather go in bed with a few hot bearded hotties 😉

        • Rambie

          I like your line of thinking!

          • FAEN

            Thanks man 😉

  • alc2018
    • Joe in PA

      Her song “Think” is going through my head right now. Thank you. 🙂

      • Great song. Especially when she performed it in the Blues Brothers movie. Total classic.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Another annoying episode of the illiterate & confused smirking deflection elf.

    • Gustav2

      He is not illiterate or confused, he just acts like a slow listenin’ and talkin’ Southerner to delay the next question.

      • Cuberly Deux

        I’m beginning to think he’s got dementia or something. He gets confused when confronted and diffuses the situation by being a haughty putz.

        • Gustav2

          I guess when he was younger the lies were easier to remember.

          • Cuberly Deux

            Back in the days when one didn’t question the suthun white guy.

      • clay

        It was that summer of Watergate hearings, one of my earliest TV memories, that taught me to hate speechifying Southern Senators. Get the fuck on with it!

        • Joe in PA

          Ahhh say boy…..

          (they all sound like that leghorn rooster character)

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    He won’t answer anything

    • Joe in PA

      Pretty much.

  • Tawreos

    I wonder if the GOP will lay the ground work for him to step down as AG and be put back in the senate if Moore wins.

    • FAEN

      Seems that’s one of the plays.

      • Tawreos

        I wish I could watch, but work won’t play the video.

    • Is that legally feasible?
      Cause honestly, I’m enjoying this megashitshow.

      • FAEN

        It is.

      • Tawreos

        He steps down and the governor appoints him as senator. It might look bad, but it appears to be legal.

        • Todd20036

          It’ll look terrible to the Alabastards. They’ll see their elected pick not become the senator.
          Might disenfranchise them in future elections.

          • Tawreos

            White Republicans can be disenfranchised? I thought that was only for minorities and Democrats.

          • Rambie

            Those “Alabastards” like Sessions too.

  • netxtown

    shouldn’t the title be “Jeff Sessions leaves shit stain on congressional chair”?

    • Tawreos

      that is an understood implication regardless of what chair he is in.

    • TampaDink

      He IS a shit stain.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    2 feeds ? How am I to decide which one ??

  • Bambino

    They forget to put on a lie detecting shock collar on Sessy.

  • Kevin Andrews

    The Lying Top-Cop has a worse memory than any of the life-long pot smokers I know.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bff661e9c1cccc762a4025eea84f5a7c0ef9aa4314c6d3fad3dbf6cc51f03589.png

    • Joe in PA

      But aaaved been called that a time or two.

    • Acronym Jim

      Has he beat Alberto Gonzalez’s record for having a bad memory?

      • clay

        . . . or does that only manifest after having tortured people?

    • Steverino

      That will be his script for today.

    • greenmanTN

      Someone should ask him if he thinks someone with such a terrible memory has the mental capacity to be AG.

    • Michael R

      As a lawyer would he have accepted these idiotic excuses ?

    • kaydenpat

      Secretary Clinton was grilled for 10 hours plus and couldn’t get away with “answering” by claiming that she didn’t know stuff that she should have known. Why is Sessions so special?

    • JCF

      But when Bill Clinton was impeached, and HE said “I don’t recall”, to Jeffy THAT was “perjury” for which he should be removed!

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/61ab011bf95546ad0b465339e584720151e66bd760b940a4802ba55a3f6e50b7.jpg

  • worstcultever

    I’d rather drink antifreeze than watch this creature, so thanks in advance to commenters braver than I.

    Expect he’ll do the cutesy smirky thing a bit less than in previous appearances.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • Tawreos

      This administration is taking a toll on him.

      • TampaDink

        As well as the rest of us.

      • KCMC

        This administration is taking a troll on him.
        And every GD-one.

      • FancyThat

        This administration has a talking troll – it’s him.

        Fixed that for ya.

    • jerry

      He’ll still be spouting the same shit, and the GOP house members will still be Goblin it up.

  • ceeenbee

    I hearAl Franken is in back now sharpening his knives. Let the games begin.

    • Joe in PA

      LOL, but this is a House committee. 🙁

      But I agree, Harris and Franken for the win!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Ask him if he knew Moore had been barred from a mall for being a freaking perv.

  • /

    Does he bring his own booster seat, or do we as the taxpayers have to supply him with one?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2047956ed7386cd993ce06f7ba50e91df7724b2a1f2ba952f037819d2d77b66e.jpg

  • worstcultever

    Oh fuck, the HOUSE judiciary committee. So no Franken.

    • Tawreos

      Don’t rule him out yet, he may find a way.

  • bkmn

    Once again, shouldn’t it be “testiLIE”?

  • Leo

    Mueller has enough to worry about with Pompeo likely withholding evidence to support his case than to have Sessions let go from his precarious position. He may deserve everything coming at him but keep that in mind prior to this starting folks.

  • Michael R
    • Todd20036

      And I was criticized in the WaPo comments for referring to the GOP as a bunch of Nazis.

      • kaydenpat

        At the very least, the GOP is a fascist party. You can see it in what they’re trying to do and how Trump speaks against the free press and openly admires authoritarian leaders like Dutarte.

    • The_Wretched

      When you put it that way….

    • Stogiebear

      Now THAT’S a Jared worth getting worked up about!

  • yes b’y

    Soon Jeff Sessions will be under Al’s thumb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mwsDFm7bQ

    • Joe in PA

      wow.

    • Michael R

      They’re going to bring this up when he’s president , aren’t they ?

      • Joe in PA

        I hope so.

    • worstcultever

      When Al runs for prez, I hope he proudly uses this in a commercial!

  • sword

    Judiciary Committee Chairman: “Atty Gen Sessions: we know that you are suffering Stage Four Alzheimers…we don’t expect you to remember the numerous meetings you had with Russian agents…so we forgive all of the numerous lies you made to this and other committees. May you do better in your new investigations of Sec Clinton and all of those other treasonous Democrats…Benghazi…Benghazi…Benghazi.”

  • Halou
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Are people unaware of the camera ?

  • Jeffg166

    Liar, liar pants on fire.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • Joe in PA

    gag

  • Joe in PA

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      IKR !

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Loretta Lynch ?!?!?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Good Latte ?

  • Bluto

    Bashing Loretta Lynch? what the fuck!!

  • Michael R
  • Leo

    This is the House, not the Senate folks. No one’s going to bother trying to hide any political bent and the next ~hour will be a joke. I’m not watching, fill me in at lunch. First though, a toast to Burnt Latte’s RETIREMENT.

    • Joe in PA

      Not just the House…have you seen the dick-scking that went on during Senate hearings?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    That wife of his…..

  • Bluto

    Moving on to bashing Hillary. This is already a sham deflection.

  • narutomania

    “Why, yes, Senator. My Keebler cookies are indeed the best on Capitol Hill.”

  • Steverino

    More one-party government demagoguery. And the digs at both Lynch and Holder (wink-wink), and Hillary.

  • crewman

    Well aye uh will co operate to the fullest extent of my abilities your honor.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1e6ba8563ebebc984ed2142e842d6e650893be6013c7cb891bfd028346e30ebd.jpg

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I’d have started banging on my desk by now.

  • Bluto

    Right out of the gate, this is absolute BULLSHIT.

  • Bluto

    On to Obama bashing.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    This is FUCKING Ridiculous!!

    • Joe in PA

      I’m sitting here with my mouth hanging wide open in disbelief.

      (and it ain’t pretty)

  • Bluto
  • Rebecca Gardner
  • OdieDenCO

    that republican opening statement was just a load of BS.

  • Joe in PA

    Snap it up Conyers.

  • Boreal

    Keebler looks pissed.

    • Joe in PA

      Yeah, but he spent the previous 5 minutes smirking. 🙁

  • Bluto

    what the fuck is conyvers babbling about.

    • TampaDink

      Stupid old Democrat! Doesn’t he know that the focus of this hearing has already been determined to be about Lynch & Holder?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Conyers is 88

    • Bluto

      88 going on dead.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        He and Grassly should wrestle.

        • Tawreos

          two birds, one cause of death.

      • AlternativeQuacks

        He sounds like it today. He has seemed more spry on other days.

  • AlternativeQuacks
  • MB

    two “unarmed” sources ????
    Conyers should have practiced reciting his statement. Jeesh.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Mrs Elf acts like she is in a church not of her denomination.

  • Boreal

    Keebler will reply soon:

    Breathe, sunflower, rainbow, 450, three to the right, four to the left

    • Tawreos

      Say hi to Eleven for me

    • edrex

      ma-ma

  • Joe in PA

    zzzzzzzzzzz

  • Bluto

    c’mon Mr Obvious…

  • Joe in PA

    Ok, now we’ve gone all the way back to Nixon.

  • joe ho

    What happens when you don’t vote blue no matter who in the general election.

    • Joe in PA

      When you don’t vote in the primaries.

  • Christopher

    OMG Conyers! Is there going to be a question anytime soon?

    I’m falling asleep here!

  • gaycuckhubby
    • AlternativeQuacks
    • BobSF_94117

      We’ve got a Russian puppet installed as president. Our democracy is not strong at all. It has been compromised.

      • gaycuckhubby

        He was talking strictly of vote changing and vote destroying.

        Lots of people on the left are starting to sound a little bit like Trump did pre-election. “You can’t trust America’s voting system.”
        Our system is probably the most transparent in the world, and the losing side will always call out fraud

        • BobSF_94117

          I don’t see how you can discern that he was talking about the voting system itself. Furthermore, given the server-wiping in GA and the very odd statistical results in several states, the utter lack of a paper trail in most of the country, voter suppression, prejudicial scheduling of voting centers, etc., I most certainly DO NOT AGREE that our system is strong, nor that it is transparent.

          He is saying that our democracy is strong enough to overcome the compromise. He’s engaging in wishful thinking.

          He is also engaging in fact-free pro-American pandering. We are not #1. We used to be.

  • Joe in PA

    Can I reclaim my time?

    • clay

      Do you have a DeLorean?

      • Natty Enquirer

        I have some duck tape.

  • Bluto

    OH FUCKS SAKE GET ON WITH IT!

  • Silver Badger

    I strongly admire those who can sit through this. I can’t do it and remain functioning.

    • Joe in PA

      That’s why I’m watching with all of you folks

      • Bambino

        That’s why I’m only reading the comments from all of you folks 😛

        • Joe in PA

          Smart. 🙂

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      My limit approaches

  • Leo

    OT Important Side-Note!

    Looking more and more like VA House control may come down to those 55 “misplaced” and “late” ballots from absentee active-duty military voters the registrar isn’t counting. Lawsuit may be filed and things are getting ugly. Watch this space

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Staffers ?? Do you not like, oh I dont know…advise 88 year olds NOT to read for an hour ? Hello ??

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Distinguished ?

  • Bluto

    LIAR!

  • Natty Enquirer

    “I said ‘Rise,’ sir.”

  • Boreal

    We know he will lie under oath. Waste of time.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    He’s perjured himself already…….

  • Boreal

    I only needed to hear Alabama………………………………………..

  • Bluto

    are we done with the blowjob period yet?

    • Gustav2

      He is now returning the favor.

      • OdieDenCO

        jeffy is sucking his own

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
    • Joe in PA

      They only way anyone can watch this shit. 🙁

  • Gustav2

    Damn, put the kettle on, this is going to drawlingly drone on for a while.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I only hear Kate Mckinnon’s voice.

    • Bryan

      I can only see Kate McKinnon’s ears…

  • Boreal

    Yeah, yeah , pat yourself on the back for being a crook.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Is this the part where he announces he’s going to arrest Colin Kaepernick?

  • Boreal

    So shooting innocent people of color is part of law enforcements job?

    • Gustav2

      When hasn’t it been?

    • Joe in PA

      Requirement.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Oooh. Eric Swalwell is on this committee. Can’t wait!

  • Bluto

    quit waving you penis around jeffy, we’re not impressed.

    • Boreal

      How could you see it without a microscope?

    • Gustav2

      I didn’t see a thing.

  • Boreal

    Free speech except for them coloreds and homos.

    • Halou

      Consequence-free speech.

  • Joe in PA

    Rule of law…

    Oh my sides.

  • Boreal

    Goodlatte is a smarmy piece of shit.

  • Bluto

    this is all irrelevant, lying bullshit.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Oh! There goes the R word!

  • Joe in PA

    To the best of my recollection…drink!

    • Boreal

      I’ll be shitfaced before noon.

    • Halou

      And again

  • Halou

    “To the best of my recollection”

  • AlternativeQuacks

    “…to the best of my recollection… I do now recall…”

  • Bluto
  • Halou

    I have no memory of his presence.

  • Gustav2

    I have not now, nor ever been trolling for teenage girls at the Mall.

    • Tawreos

      High school must not have been any fun.

  • Joe in PA

    Oh good, dismissing the folks holding the hearing.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    You people have no idea!

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Mrs. Sessions is sitting behind him. Who are the two me sitting over left shoulder?

    • Tawreos

      His Russian handlers?

    • OdieDenCO

      don’t know but the guy with the green tie was trying hard to not laugh when goodlatte was praising the evil elf.

  • Joe in PA

    Evah!

  • TampaDink

    Unprecedented for a presidential campaign to travel to more than one city in a day! Congratulations little lying fuck head!

  • Halou

    You weren’t in a campaign, but if you were it wasn’t a presidential campaign, but if it was it wasn’t Trump’s campaign.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Keebler elf getting angry.

  • Gustav2

    Elfin anger!

  • Joe in PA

    I’m feeling all tingly when he gets forceful.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    He makes himself sound a bit disingenuous.

  • Boreal
  • Mike C

    My story has never changed – except when it changed 5 minutes ago…

  • Gustav2

    OOOOOOH! Slides!

  • Joe in PA

    Back to fellatio.

  • Boreal

    Here comes Sessions blowjob from Goodlatte.

    • Joe in PA

      That was just too easy, huh?

  • Halou

    He isn’t angry about Russian influence in the US, only angry for getting caught as one of the people being influenced.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • kanehau

    EMAIL!!!! HILLARY!!!!!

    • ZRAinSWVA

      You’ve been over on Faux News, haven’t you..

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    I do declayah, i never collusioned with my white brothers in russia! Now lets talk bout nasty hillary. Pass me a mint julep

  • Boreal
  • Scout

    terrific / horrible?

  • Halou

    But her emails..

  • Ross
  • Joe in PA

    Uranium, drink!

  • Gustav2

    The witch hunt will be as fair as the Inquisition!

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    So, we now see the Republican game plan: Clinton Clinton Clinton Lynch. What a surprise.

  • Halou

    “Unmasking”

    Take a drink.

  • Boreal

    Those reporting the actions of arsonists WILL be prosecuted.

  • Gustav2

    Have any current NSC member unmasked during this administration?

  • Joe in PA

    The R’s don’t even try to hide their bias.

  • Halou

    Unmasking bad.

    Doxxing sex abuse victims… meh.

  • worstcultever
    • Gustav2

      They all sound too “Yankee”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Aliens!

  • Halou

    These questions are so softball, it is like throwing sponges.

    • melllt

      Are you going to try to maybe do your job to the best of your ability and try to get back to us

  • Gustav2

    Bye boys and girls, there has to be a movie on TCM.

  • Jonathan Smith

    has anyone asked him if he has Alzheimer yet?
    “I don’t remember”

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Conyers is near comatose.

  • Boreal

    Yes or no asswipe

  • Bryan

    Please pay attention to the question, little one.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” It would be wrong ”

    But, we do it anyway.

  • Halou

    Pretending to be ignorant to waste the allocated 5 minutes.

  • TampaDink

    “Now if you’ll excuse me, I got a show to do!”
    https://youtu.be/akeS3IDi4Oc?t=202

  • AlternativeQuacks

    There’s the clincher question.

  • Halou

    I cannot answer that yes or no.

  • Joe in PA

    you lying POS

  • Halou

    And… the time expired. Of course it did.

  • Bambino

    Something more entertaining than watching the lying elf.
    https://youtu.be/CaI3ZFs_oEc
    https://youtu.be/d_-j9uuaDOQ

  • Joe in PA

    You’d never know he was from Wisconsin. /s

    I speak MN, so I can tell. 🙂

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Sessions smiled after he successfully burned up Rep. Conyers time with his non YES OR NO answers.

  • Halou

    ABC. Don’t interrupt!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I switched to the other feed when they did that.

      • Halou

        Same but I missed the question.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Jim Sensenbrenner, Wisconsin Congressman, Says Michelle Obama Has A ‘Large Posterior’

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Nadler taking off the gloves.

  • Halou

    “You lied. Yes or no?”

    • Halou

      Christ almighty my phone loading is slow and schizophrenic.

  • Joe in PA

    The questions are coming too fast!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Finally !

  • Joe in PA

    you won’t be smiling/smirking in prison elf.

  • Halou

    To the best of my recollection

  • ceeenbee
  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • melllt

    How the Fuck is sessions a lawyer when if someone asks him a question that has more than one sentence in frontof it he gets confused

    • Halou

      Feign ignorance for 5 minutes and then you don’t have to answer any questions.

  • melllt

    The dossier hasn’t been discredited

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Widely discredited Dossier ??? I don’t think so.

    • melllt

      Great minds

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      Widely discredited and scurrilous!

  • Ninja0980

    Haven’t watched it since I had to do work and didn’t want to be angry while doing it.
    Anything good come up?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Lies
      Winks
      Smiles
      More lies

    • Joe in PA

      Sessions got a big ol’ BJ from the chairman. Ranking member fell asleep during his opening comment…oh wait that was me.

      🙁

    • AlternativeQuacks

      “I don’t recall.”

  • AlternativeQuacks

    LOL. Is Chabot referring to American law firms or Russian law firms?

  • Bryan

    Squirrilous!

  • Puckfair52

    Is Jeff Sessions Beverly Leslies long lost Big SISTER

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Look at Chabot’s hair! He’s a Trump wannabe!

  • Joe in PA

    Is he bringing up Hyde? Really?

  • melllt

    Legalize marijuana and you’d have less murders you stupid Fuck

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    this HEARING is NOT about pot !!!! WTF !!!

  • Joe in PA

    I’m liking the yes/no questions.

  • Halou

    Republican asks a question: Sessions speaks quickly and articulately, answers they question promptly and in detail.

    Democrat asks a question: Uhmm, ah. I I I… Can you repeat the question? Repeats the question verbatim in the response. “I don’t recall”

  • Joe in PA

    I don’t recall=yes.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    “That may be a bit of a stretch.” LOL. Donald who?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    So many ambassadors…who knows !

    • Halou

      I met about 25 ambassadors once. I met one ambassador about 25 times.
      So it’s like the same thing, right?

  • Halou

    More like ambassador Kiss-y’all-ass!

  • Halou

    I do not recall

  • Joe in PA

    He sure doesn’t know much.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Ha ha ha. He just lied. Again

  • Ninja0980

    I don’t recall.
    This guy borrowed Alberto Gonzalez’s answer sheet when it comes to answering questions.

  • Halou

    I don’t, umm, recall.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Ooooh, she trapped him there.

    • melllt

      Hes not so smiley now

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    FUCK YOU STEVE KING

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Congressional aides must be instructed not to chew gum while sitting behind Representatives during these sessions. That chawing detracts from the seriousness of the situation.

  • Joe in PA

    Did he say the “gentleman” referring to the congresswoman?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    DACA!?!?!?

    • Joe in PA

      Dahcah.

    • AlternativeQuacks

      Steve King is always focused on calves like canteloupes! Nothing can distract him from his canteloupe-calf laser focus.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Halou

    “the return of Mr Gulen to Turkey”

    Return? Spoken as if to imply it is America that is holding him and that Mr Gulen really wants to return to the country that wants to kill him.

    • clay

      It’s not as if Turkey’s bothered to submit a formal, actionable extradition request.

  • Halou

    Oh no. Government shutdowns are suddenly bad?
    Say it ain’t so.

  • melllt

    Sessions doesnt give a shit about rule of law, of he did, he wouldn’t be lying before a committee, once again

    • Halou

      If that were the case then he would indict himself and half of the Trump regime. And Mike Flynn would already have been executed as a traitor.

  • Halou

    Oooh. Roy Moore time!

  • Bluto

    seriously, what is the fucking point of this hearing? it’s all over the place.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Stop running the clock. I’d be so pissed

    • Halou

      I think they should cut off his mic when he starts running on or going off topic. But… the committee chairman is a Republican so that’ll never happen.

  • melllt

    I don’t n understand your question, ie ib don’t want to incriminate myself

    • Halou

      But he understands all the lengthy and complex questions by Republicans.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Joe in PA

    So carefully worded, he has to read it.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Go Sheila !

  • TimCA

    Sheila Jackson Lee isn’t having any of Sessions’ nonsense!

  • gaycuckhubby

    WTF Jackson Lee.
    She is the reason why I’m not a fan of public testimony

    • Joe in PA

      THAT is your comment? WTF right back at you.

      • gaycuckhubby

        If you were anyone not in the Dem base you would see this as pandering and bullying.
        That’s what these sessions are… a chance to shore up the base

    • AlternativeQuacks

      She is attacking chaotically. Not smart.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Exactly

  • Halou

    Let’s sing the time wasting song.

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      Deliberately burning up her time.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    “I would have been pleased to have responded if I had recalled it.” WTF?

  • kaydenpat

    How many times does he get to lie in front of Congress with zero consequences? This is infuriating.

    • Halou

      Right-wing privilege.

      • David

        Rich straight white Christian conservitive male privilege.
        It’s the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card.
        One can use it to commit ANY crime with 100% impunity.

  • Halou

    And the time has expired, again.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    For fuck sakes ISSA

  • TimCA

    My Congresscretin now speaking. 🙁

    • Joe in PA

      You’ve got to work on that Tim! )

      • TimCA

        I volunteered for Applegate last year. I can hardly wait for the 2018 election cycle to begin. I want that bastard gone!! 🙂

        • Joe in PA

          I should probably know this…but is California gerrymandered? For some reason I think they are one of the few states that fixed that problem (to the best of my recollection).

          • TimCA

            Yes, we have fairly non-partisian district boundary drawing here due to a voter initiative passed some years back. This is why (hopefully) we’ll see people like Issa and maybe even Rohrbacher defeated next year.

          • stevenj

            The same guy who wanted to split Calif into 6 states now has another initiative that would split Calif into 3 states has been OK’d to collect signatures to get it on the Nov ’18 ballot. The boundaries include large red areas attached to coastal blue areas. An attempt to get more Republicans elected to the Senate and House?

            http://ktla.com/2017/10/26/proposed-ballot-initiative-to-divide-california-into-3-states-cleared-to-collect-signatures/

        • missmobtown

          Applegate is the best. I wonder if he’s going to jump back in?

          • TimCA

            He’s already declared his intent to run again but there are also now several Dems in or seriously considering the race.

  • Halou

    And much fellatio was performed that day!

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    He’s slowing down his normally slow Southern drawl to eat up time.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Sober living homes? Issa’s top concern is halfway houses in “very prestigious neighborhoods”?

    • Halou

      Fuck recovering alcoholics. My donors don’t want “trash” in their pristine neighbourhoods.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Issa is the worst!
    These hearings should have rules so ppl can’t ask about every issue

    • clay

      The House Judiciary Committee should be allowed to ask the AG any question they want, particularly those that pertain to how he’s spending the money.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Ok. Then we shouldn’t complain so much about it. 🙂

        • clay

          Now, switching out members of the committee is something we can talk about.

          • gaycuckhubby

            That’s something I can get behind!

  • AlternativeQuacks

    ABC commentary. THIS is why Jackson-Lee did what she just did. Because our “journalists” are mostly idiots who fixate on shiny objects and reality-TV-style drama.

    • gaycuckhubby

      I just don’t think she actually help shed the light on anything. I don’t imagine anyone, tomorrow, will be talking about any of the issues she raised today

    • gaycuckhubby

      I think that’s a dangerous rabbit hole. She should stay to Russian questions. If we’re okay with her asking about Roy Moore then we can’t be upset if the other side asks about uranium

      • AlternativeQuacks

        The most significant back-and-forth so far was Lofgren’s questioning of Sessions. The media is focused on “fireworks” because this is all entertainment and ratings for them. Because most of them are dumb failed actor/models.

        • gaycuckhubby

          Damn. I missed that portion

  • Tomcat

    Another Senate waste of time, all they want to do is pump Sessions up and assure him he is alright.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Can you stop the clock for a second???

  • Halou

    He is not interested in reducing crime and re-offending rates. Prison privatisation has taken on a life of it’s own, it is now feeding the hands that once fed it.

  • Gustav2

    “Good people don’t use marijuana!”

  • gaycuckhubby

    I apologize for earlier complaints… I didn’t realize this was a fully open hearing with no priorities.
    All issues are on the tables

  • Gustav2

    Dumbass Jim Jordan is testifying.

    • gaycuckhubby

      He’s more worried who leaked the dossier not what’s in it

      • Gustav2

        How many times is he going to say the same shit he has said in every other commitee?

        • gaycuckhubby

          Until the end of time. No rules in these hearings

      • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

        What a waste of time and opportunity.

      • clay

        Since it wasn’t a federal document, it wasn’t leaked.

  • Halou

    “I’m not able to answer that.”

    Translation: I plead the fifth!

    • Gustav2

      He can’t know what is going on with Mueller.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Jim Jordan thinks he is bright

    • Gustav2

      We in Ohio apologize for the gerrymandering Boehner did to keep him in office.

      • AlternativeQuacks

        And yet he’s one of the leaders of that pack of feral “Freedom Caucus” Republicans that drove Boehner out and made the House completely dysfunctional.

        • Gustav2

          Yup, the original gerrymander didn’t have a district for Jordan so Boehner sent the committee back to the drawing board.

          Of course Jordan showed how much he appreciated that by being the Tea Party asshole he is to Boehner.

  • Halou

    Benghazi!

    Please down a 2 litre bottle of vodka in one go.

  • boobert

    Are his ears flapping yet?

    • Joe in PA

      No but mine are. 🙁

  • melllt

    Benghazi! Drink

  • gaycuckhubby

    I don’t think sessions will name a second investigator. He’s just playing with the real crazy conservatives.

    • Halou

      Pandering to Trump to stop himself from being fired.

  • Halou

    This isn’t a question, it is a monologue.
    The committee chairman does not stop him.

    • gaycuckhubby

      No. It’s been made clear to me that this is an open session they could speak for the entire time and leave without even asking a question.

    • Gustav2

      And he well knows Mueller is in charge of this.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Ooooh. Republican on Republican snippiness.

    • BobSF_94117

      It’s foreplay for getting together later and cutting off people’s welfare checks.

  • gaycuckhubby

    OMG Republicans hate each more than they hate Dems. LOL

    • Halou

      Good. This should be encouraged.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Indeed!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    *notable career

  • Ninja0980

    Republican on Republican fight!

  • gaycuckhubby

    Did Sessions just say there’s not enough evidence for a special Clinton investigator?

    • Gustav2

      No, just Jordan’s BS suspicions were not enough.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Gotcha

  • Halou

    Not really related, but this guy’s accent is <3.

  • Halou

    AT&T / Time Warner statement.
    It certainly would be a violation of the law if the Executive branch put pressure on the DoJ to order the sale of CNN.

    • BobSF_94117

      Can you imagine the lawsuit? $$$$$$$$ and rightly so.

  • gaycuckhubby
  • melllt

    Probably something might be going on but i have no idea, can i keep rambling?

  • AlternativeQuacks

    There was a fleeting oblique reference in there to wedding cakes for teh gayz, in case you missed it.

  • melllt

    Time to refill drinks.

  • Halou

    No. “I don’t recall” is not a fair answer. I, for one, would certainly recall a meeting with my colleagues in which active treason was discussed. I mean, I might not recall the specific details of who said exactly what words and when but the general facts of it would be unforgettable.

    • Gustav2

      Maybe there were so many crimes discussed so many times they all just meld together.

    • melllt

      Pssst. I’ve got a secret. He’s lying.

  • safari

    “After the video of me leaving the hotel with a duffel bag of rubles I can now report that I did in fact own a duffel bag similar in appearance in and around the night in question.”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • melllt

      That bemused grin was gone after lee got done with him

    • Gustav2

      It is genetic. All slave masters have that grin when the slaves use ‘good’ English.

  • missmobtown

    I spy Ted Lieu. Will this get interesting again?

  • Gustav2

    Sessions doesn’t understand POTUS pardon powers?

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Is the sound/video match off for anyone else?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      it’s fine

      • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

        Thanks. Mine is out of sync on two different websites and on two different browsers. I think my computer is sick.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I Think it is settled law
    Oh yeah? What do you think that is ?
    I don’t know.

    • Gustav2

      Gee.. it’s almost like he has never been in government.

      • clay

        or law.

  • Gustav2

    How many times are we going to go back to unmasking from years ago? How is that relevant?

    • clay

      I bet they don’t go as far back as Plame.

      • Gustav2

        Pshaw!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” Be careful about that. That is what I am saying to you today ”

    Lil fuckin elf

  • Gustav2

    Leaks from THIS administration not Obama’s.

  • Steve Smith

    Don’t expect the little creep to say anything that’s actually true.

  • Gene Perry

    Hobbit on the Hill.

    • clay

      Hey, careful, there. Can you see the world spinning ’round?

  • Gustav2

    I call for Hillary to resign NOW!

    • Gustav2

      Quick, someone start an online petition!

  • Kevin Andrews

    There is no change in this Little Jethro Lying Sessions as he continues to deliver Fascism to America while diligently following the GOTP’s Koch Brother’s and AIPAC path to destruction of the American Constitution and the uprising of Corporate Ownership of all Citizens. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b778c9a714e40c6aa271fc384535657c7156675d031075c3969d493c9b4270f2.png

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I Cant stop watching that wife of his

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      I think that’s the point of having her there.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Gutierrez, Swalwell and Lieu in the same shot!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I have a bigly crush on Swalwell

      • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

        So do I. So bigly.

  • Slippy_World
    • clay

      Is that the liddle lady behind him? Looks like Momma’s saying “Gawd, he couldn’t lie convincingly to safe his life.”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL !

  • melllt

    Guiterrez is amusing, but lets hope he can be something besides snarky, and i love snark

  • Gustav2

    Now, now, he only lies until a newspaper tell the truth.

  • melllt

    Fuck this time wasting mofo. Hasn’t he already read this in the last session

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Gustav2

    You received emails and direct face to face communications about the Russian meetings, so yes you lied.

    • melllt

      But it was a messy, fast paced campaign, with a lot of moving parts, he cant recall what happened or what was discussed and if he got any emails or was copied on anything he was getting lots of emails and probably didn’t see them,let alone read them, that was probably his assistant, and he was never dumb enough to respond, duh, and if he did he wasn’t aware and can’t recall. He’s just a simple confused old man that hopes mueller will take that into consideration during the sentencing phase.

  • melllt

    I don’t understand

  • WretchedMouse

    When reached for comment my Twiggy showed her disapproval for this “human”.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b2dd9a859ef589d8e505447d4aadd9baf79925d459bb410e9f0702fe37000b51.jpg

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    White Extremists ??! No, that just isn’t possible. Cant be.

    • Gustav2

      ‘Cause Jeebus!

  • melllt

    Umm ummm

  • melllt

    Ummmmmmmm ummmmmmm,

  • Gustav2

    Translation:

    “Are you still a racist shit?”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ha ha she is showing his obvious double standard racism

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Ms. Bass is my favorite questioner so far. Cogent and incisive.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    No tray Trey !

  • melllt

    So glad that fucking smirk is gone now.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Gowdy should come with a “dueling banjos” soundtrack.

  • Gustav2

    These questions have been asked and answered, trey-trey.

  • Gustav2

    I only wanted to make a speech, not have you answer questions.

  • melllt

    Restore confidence? Resign

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Tread

      I don’t get the context.

      • Robert K Wright

        The guy on the right was on news defending Moore, the one on the left is Trey Gowdy. The context is the hair…lol

  • Gustav2

    Gowdy:

    My only question to you is do you think I will make Hannity tonight?

  • melllt

    Has he done anything besides unlawfully push for a political agenda?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    A black man, just told me to get something for him.

    I did not respond.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    BAM!!!! Yuu dont get to ask questions !

  • Gustav2

    I know nothing about anyone meeting with Russians!

  • Gustav2

    You are no longer in the Senate.

    Boom!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Mrs Elf was very uncomfortable when Jeffy was told he cant ask questions.

  • Gustav2

    You are no longer a colleague.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    the moderator should have shut this guy down. who is he to deem other questioners ”jarbled” or to claim Sessions has done nothing wrong

  • Gustav2

    Uranium One!

  • Gustav2

    There are 3 times as many investigations because Trump’s administration is the leakiest since the other Titanic.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I am not able to answer.

    FINALLY he was asked : Why Not !??

  • Gustav2

    The press is his memory bank.

  • Gustav2

    “Under the situation today,” but that wasn’t the situation with the Clinton investigation after the meeting with the AG and Bill at the airport.

  • Gustav2

    He still is not answering the question about anyone on earth met with Russians.

  • melllt

    Anyone know how long this break is?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Until it ends I think

    • Gustav2

      It takes about 20 minutes to take a floor vote.

  • missmobtown

    TED!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Whoa!

    Sessions : I guess Ted Lieu Cant be sued, here…today,.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Sale of little body parts ?!?!

  • JCF

    Lock Him Up!*

    https://media.giphy.com/media/IKpQSl8ts3MYM/giphy.gif

    * Um, after Mueller has COMPLETED his investigation/indictments, unimpeded!