Roy Moore’s Brother Compares Him To Jesus Christ: This Persecution Is The Work Of The Democratic Party

CNN reports:

Jerry Moore firmly denied the allegations against his brother and drew an analogy between his situation and the persecution of Jesus Christ, CNN’s Martin Savidge reported Friday in an interview with CNN’s John Berman.

Moore also claimed that the Democratic Party was behind what he called “false allegations,” and that “these women are going to, as [Moore] put it, have to answer to God for these false allegations,” Savidge said.

Moore went so far as to say “that his brother is being persecuted, in his own words, like Jesus Christ was,” according to Savidge. “Very defiant and very outspoken, relying on his faith and defending his brother to the hilt.”

  • Slippy_World
    • Max_1

      Are you sure he used that finger when he touched you?

      • Karl Dubhe

        To start, anyhow…

      • lattebud

        That’s a big fist!!

  • Karl Dubhe


  • AJD
    • Snarkaholic

      “He touched me…
      …then I rammed him in the torso with my helmet/hair, shattering six ribs!”
      ~Del Delker, probably

    • djcoastermark

      Lordy, drag was pretty bad back then.

      • Stogiebear

        It’s drag queens like that that made me start saying, “White boys make the homeliest women.” Then again, that may just be Texas-specific.

        • Paul Ohbehr L

          Gosh, the one time I did drag, I looked as though I was someone’s eastern European aunt (with a moustache). Lol.

    • Snarkaholic

      Here she is…right before she launched her solo career:

      • Smokey

        No wonder there’s a hole in the ozone!

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      • olandp

        Which one is she?

        • Snarkaholic

          Judging by her helmet, I’d say the one on the left.

          • KCMC

            Higher the hair, the closer to God.

          • Snarkaholic

            And, if she doesn’t succeed in avoiding low-hanging chandeliers, she’ll be meeting Him reeeeeeally soon!

          • William

            There was a 7 foot tall drag queen in Houston. When she had big hair, it was hazardous.

      • another_steve

        My sister had hair like that in the 1950s and 60s.

        Here in Baltimore, you still see those styles.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        In every group of 3, there’s the smart one, the sweet one, and the slut.

      • William

        That’s Tom Hanks, Mark Hamil and Gary Busey as Buddy Holly.

      • Toot Sweet

        They look like reject Martians.

        • William

          The hair hides the antennae.

    • TrueWords
  • Max_1

    Crucify Roy first, let him rise from the dead then he can be called Jesus other than that these Christianists are trolling their Maker.

    • Chicago joe

      What least watching himwalking on water….we could drop him in the middle of the ocean to test this out

  • safari

    I’m posting this again, on a fresh thread, because Gateway Pundit.

    • Gerry Fisher


    • another_steve

      The really frightening thing is that the Moore-related insanity that’s being uttered by Republican Alabamians is coming from party leaders in the state. Presumably, the intelligentsia of Alabama Republicans.

      Think about that.

    • boatboy_srq

      I think he means 1179.

    • Stogiebear

      Paedos gotta paedo.

    • Buford

      Maybe worth a mention that the median age of marriage for a woman in the 60’s was 21, and it’s slowly risen to about 29 now. As such, at no point in recent history was a 14-yo girl a suitable, non-controversial mate for a 32-yo man… especially not as recently as 1979.

  • Michael

    Sorry but the guy looks like a total child molester.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    I’ve been looking at online Alabama newspapers so see what the coverage has been of the Moore scandal, and it is pretty much a blackout of the story with only a couple of larger newspapers mentioning it.

  • Max_1

    Up next: Jerking For Jesus

    • KCMC

      and/or, jerking with stigmata…

      • BearEyes

        it’s the new glory to god hole.

      • Chicago joe

        Thomas wanted pictures……we do too

  • ClevelandJim

    Jezus KRISTE the Roy Moore Hillbilly Parade today has gotten ridiculous!

  • LovesIrony

    so can we crucify him?

    • BobSF_94117

      Crucification seems extreme, but his haberdasher should be whipped.

      • boatboy_srq

        With what Moore likely pays him/her, what else should we expect? Fancy clothes are for New York “elites”.

      • Robincho


        • BobSF_94117

          Let’s just blame the fever and not discussicate eight years of Catholic school…

    • Please no. The world doesn’t need a cult of Roy Moore to run around for the next 2,000 years being shitty to everyone.

  • Pretty sure Jesus never molested or raped any children.

    • Friday’s_cat

      Nor pack a 9mm.

      • Reality.Bites

        What difference does the size of Jesus’s penis make, except of course to celebrity dildo manufacturers.

      • clay

        nor handle his wife’s 9mm on stage.

    • Karl Dubhe

      He was all about letting the children suffer if they came unto him, right?

      Or did I hear something wrong?

    • Frostbite

      But his father sure slaughtered many.

  • Friday’s_cat
    • Strepsi

      She was gorgeous, and he gave my own underage self a tingle in my no-no hole.

  • Chucktech

    Moore also claimed that the Democratic Party was behind what he called “false allegations,” and that “these women are going to, as [Moore] put it, have to answer to God for these false allegations,” Savidge said.

    Aw, those mean ol’ Democrats…Yeah, must be tough shit for you. And I’m sure “these women” are just fine with taking their chances with gawd and Jeezy.

    Moore went so far as to say “that his brother is being persecuted, in his own words, like Jesus Christ was,”

    Just like Jeezy said you good christians would be, so it’s all good.

    • boatboy_srq

      Projection. Grand enough and bright enough for IMAX.

  • MikeBx2

    I thought it was determined yesterday that he was like Joseph, not Jesus. It was Joseph who was into teenage brides.

    • clay

      No, it was God who was into teenage (not) brides. Joseph was just the schmuck that God/Roy (3 letters! see, the perfect number! he must be the right choice!) roped into cleaning up his mess.

  • Do Something Nice

    Ah yes. This was during the time when Jesus was a womanizer and would hit on anyone with a vagina. Read more in the Bible, book of Gropers, 2:26

    • boatboy_srq

      It’s documented in 2 Mammon 14:39.

  • William

    Jesus’ son was always in trouble with the law too.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Well, who could have seen THAT coming?

  • boatboy_srq

    Makes you wonder what skeletons he has in HIS closet.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Wrong! Jesus had a sweet disposition and was a much better dancer.

  • JCF

    OT: wow, Louis C.K.’s confession/apology. It obviously doesn’t excuse what he did—but damn, I’d love to hear a lot MORE straight-up confessions/apologies/withdrawals-from-public like THAT!

    • JCF

      I’m wondering if he heard (God, how I love this) Samantha Bee’s “Penis PSA”—the part “whether women are agreeing to see my hideous dick ONLY because they’re worried about their careers”—and thought “that’s right fucking AT ME”.

    • Treant

      As a fifteen year old, I seduced a forty-plus year old. And trust me, I knew what I was doing. I technically induced him to risk some really severe molestation charges and for that, I’m sorry.

      What we did together? I’m not sorry about that at all.

      • JCF

        “As a fifteen year old… trust me, I knew what I was doing.”

        Ooh, sticky wicket here: but No.

        Listen, I could describe great swaths of my adolescence and tell you what an awesome self-aware genius I was: All Hail Teen JCF’s Maturity!

        …but neurologically, that’s bullshit. Teen JCF, as all teens, was lacking higher functions of judgment. That part of my brain just wasn’t developed yet.

        That’s why we have those laws: to protect Self-Aware Teen Genius’s like Yours Truly—as I thought of myself then, as I can (easily!) misremember myself now, from the consequences of our under-developed brains. Even IF we look back on our teen selves and say “Well, *I* could make those decisions—and I turned out pretty great by them!”

        I’m guessing, Treant, your 40 year old’s escaped via the statute of limitations—but knowing his name, I’d drop a dime on the pervert in a heartbeat. For the sake of all those other 15 y.o. teen geniuses.

        • Treant

          I must disagree; I was a cynical little bastard even at age 15. My sarcasm levels hadn’t quite reached their modern peak, but they already weren’t far off. And I do know how to keep an eye on somebody.

          • jerry

            I started getting into gay bars a couple months before my 16th birthday. Looking back (from age 54), it probably wasn’t the best thing.

          • Treant

            Perhaps not, but…I still don’t regret anything.

          • jerry

            Yeah, no real regrets. Just laughing at all the shit we did then, the hundreds of men I went home with, and wondering how I managed to survive it all.

          • Treant

            …Hundreds? Girl, you need to go into sharing mode. 🙂

          • jerry

            Well…for the first several years, it was always the older men seeing who could get me drunk enough to go home with them. Once I went to college, I was also very active at the gay bar there. Just a rough guess, I would have to say at least 400 before I was 30. Afterwards, things slowed down considerably.

          • Treant

            That actually does sound abusive on their part. While my number is…not small…I can still put names to faces.

            Mostly, anyway.

          • jerry

            Yeah, and after 15 free drinks, I don’t think the sex was all that good.

          • Treant

            I cannot imagine so, no. The few sloppy-drunk pickups I got into generally weren’t all that great. One involved a fellow throwing up on me, but perhaps that’s not a story we wish recounted.

          • jerry

            But there were also a lot that weren’t because I was drunk, that didn’t involve men 10-20 years older than me…good times and bad. Well, I’m off…going to a gay conference for the weekend.

          • Treant

            Have fun! Make sure to get drunk! 🙂

          • jerry

            I think it’ll involve some vodka.

          • Ernest Endevor

            You do understand you’re wading into a growing sexual panic here? Of course it depends on the individuals involved, what happened, and what happened after. Thanks to free internet porn, kids of 9 and 10 are accessing pornhub. So how does that play into these discussions? You might be interested in The Butterfly Effect which is fascinating about this and other related subjects. Eg. Fall in teenage pregnancy linked to dramatic rise in ED among millennials, which now stands at 25% in Canada?

          • Treant

            Yeah, I get that. I also get that I’m the sort of person who simply does not over-react unless someone is literally on fire.

            Erectile dysfunction is actually at 25%? I’m 48. And frankly, my erection is generally 100% reliable. Except that one night. I was tired, damn it. Get off my case.

          • Ernest Endevor

            That’s the reported rate among men 18 – 25. According to the US Navy there has been a dramatic rise – as it were – since 2008 and the advent of streaming porn. Which I have heard is readily available on the internets. A friend told me. We’re not that close.

          • William

            There is also a whole lot of soy and other estrogen-like compounds in food. Soy is not good for men long term.

      • Reality.Bites

        When I was 20, I had a 17-year-old boyfriend. Having sex was illegal, for both of us. And when I reached the magical age of 21, it wasn’t illegal in the sense of taking advantage. He was still guilty of a crime for having gay sex under 21.

        At the next change in the law, a couple of the same ages as we were would have been fine doing everything but anal, as long as both were 14, or 18 for anal.

        And then through the 90s court judgements in most provinces equalized the age of consent to 14 for everything.

        Subsequent legislation made the age of consent 16 for everything but anal, which was left untouched.

        So we’d be fine today, and through most of the time since then, but at the time we were breaking the law no matter what we did. That would be the case for many of us here.

        It’s not the easiest of tasks to develop boundaries of propriety when everything you do or will ever do is a criminal act,

        • Treant

          So…what’s propriety, again?


      • 15, and I had a couple, they were 27 and 29.
        and yes, i knew exactly what i was doing. and not sorry for it at all.

        • Reality.Bites

          And in all these countries that would be fine, legally. I think the societal view is pretty similar no matter where you go.

          14: Albania, Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Estonia, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Liechtenstein, Macedonia, Montenegro, Portugal, San Marino, Serbia

          15: Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Greece, Iceland, Monaco, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden

        • Treant

          I think we’ll find all sorts of perspectives on this stuff.

      • clay

        I’m happy for you that you have no regrets.

        I don’t think you’re evaluating accurately if you seduced the 40+ year old. It might have felt that way, or maybe I’m being too picky about using “seduced”, but I don’t trust that’s an accurate description.

        When I was seven I “seduced” adult men, because that was what I was trained to do from the age of two and a half. It had nothing to do with my (real) desires, and any “seduction” was just how the adults were excusing themselves of responsibility.

        • Treant

          I’m sorry that happened to you, but the power dymanic in my case was most definitely different.

        • Helen Damnation™

          Clay, were you a “RAD” (reactive attachment disorder) kid? I worked with them for years; many were hyper-sexualized.

          • clay

            I’ve never received such a diagnosis, but I’d probably be closer to the Inhibited side. I have long-term clinical depression, occasional situational depression, and borderline personality disorder. I’ve been examined for multiple personality disorder, but there wasn’t a confirming second opinion. I’m clearly damaged, but clearly high functioning, and too intelligent for my own good and most testing and talking therapy.

            I was pimped out as a child prostitute by my parents, but they say I was pulling away before that, after being largely ignored (but still fed) for the first week of my life. Hugs were one way I was punished.

          • Helen Damnation™

            Being ignored when you were an infant is the exact causation for RAD kids. I’m sorry you have such horrible parents; hard to believe that a mom and a dad would do such to their own child. And as you already know, most BPD sufferers were sexually abused as children. Good luck to you; you seem to have survived quite well. I hope your parents got treatment too.

          • clay

            Thank you.

  • Gustav2

    Holy Crap

  • William
  • Westcoast88

    Lucky for him Alabama voters are too stupid to care.

  • MikeBx2
    • The_Wretched

      Republicans “win” ties.

      • JCF

        If we Dems surrender, absolutely. FIGHT!

    • Treant

      And that’s just incredibly sad. A child molester shouldn’t have a single fucking vote to his name.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “I’ll see to it you don’t get elected kid-fucker!”

        • Treant

          Except that, statistically speaking, he probably will. Eighteen percent will mostly hear about this, shifting the instant polls a bit away from Moore.

          Erosion of the impact will shift it right back.

          Now if you can find a pre-pubescent boy to make the same claims, this being Alabama, it might finish him off.


      • Stev84


        • Jeffg166

          They can do no wrong.

    • clay

      And the winner only needs a plurality in that state.

  • Harveyrabbit

    Just like jesus? Well ok then lets nail his hands to a 2×4 so he can learn to keep them to himself.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Take a Jesus out of pitiful excuses, that should cover it.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • HZ81

    Well, many people believe child rapists should be persecuted. To each his own!

  • Halou
    • Johnny Wyeknot

      That’s why I stick to absinthe.

      • TuuxKabin

        Give me Librium or give me meth. (Yokin’, just yokin’).

        Mighty fine, good lookin’ men in those photos I received.

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          Kiss. Kiss. From both of us!

    • IDavid

      Haha. They take vows of poverty and abstinence. They’re broke and sex starved. Poor suckers. No wonder they are so screwed up. What a racket!

    • Paula

      It might be fun to stick several of those on a catlick church at about 12 feet above the ground. They would be seen before they get a chance to remove them.

    • JCF

      I just downvoted this. My spiritual director for 5 years (when I still lived in Michigan) was an (***Episcopal***) Benedictine monk: a more progressive, Rethug-loathing, LGBT-affirming guy you couldn’t find. He was/is abstinent, because that’s his actual calling, in monastic life. He wasn’t coerced into it, by being gay (though he’s not), or to become a priest.

      “Some People (personally discern their) Callings to Abstinence, Get Used to It”

    • JohnVHedtke

      You know, I wrote that slogan for Duck & Cover about 13 years ago. It’s since been pirated by a number of other companies–you can’t copyright a slogan–but I started it and I’m mighty glad to have had a positive effect. (In that same batch, I also sold “I never thought I’d miss Nixon.” It was a good session that produced those. 🙂 )

  • Lumpy Gaga
  • Cuberly Deux

    May not be to everyones taste but Nancy French wrote an editorial for WaPo describing her experience as a 12yo & being abused by the minister of her church.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Maybe he gets 10%.

  • Reality.Bites

    Alabama and Roy Moore were put on this earth so no one else has to feel their local voters are the most stupid and their politicians the most vile.

    The contract comes up for bids every once in a while. Alabama’s competition with Mississippi for the contract is legendary.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Al Abama— the Nigeria of the South.

  • hdtex
  • Jeffg166

    Wonder who Jerry has dicked and when to be so concerned.

  • OdieDenCO

    you know a couple of hundred years ago this BS coming the moore family would have been blasphemy punishable by death.

  • Travis Morrow

    Wait I thought Moore was the guy who fucking the virgin Mary and made a kid? Or is he both? Is Jesus his own dad? Christianity is so gross and confusing.

  • SammySeattle

    So much crucifixion envy.

  • ultragreen

    Holier-than-thou religious fanatics like Roy Moore always seem to have a few skeletons lurking in the closet. More often than not, this involves some kind of sexual behavior that is condemned by their religion.

  • bkmn

    He obviously has not gotten the word from Fox and Friends that he isn’t supposed to use the word ‘Democratic’ and use ‘Democrat’ instead.

  • TuuxKabin

    The Pretenders:

    She had her dreams too
    But how can she pursue
    Her ambitions, be they great or small

    You took her wings and flew
    But remember when you’re through
    Your rise was due
    To somebody else’s fall

    Chill factor, chill factor
    Chill factor to the bone.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Actually, it’s the work of the women who have accused him. I don’t know their political affiliation.

    • coram nobis

      We could characterize them as “minority”.

      • Ben in Oakland

        It would be too, too delicious if one of them was black.

        • coram nobis

          Although such a story emerged, after he passed, about J. Strom Thurmond. Something about fathering a child with a 16 y/o African-American.

          • Ben in Oakland

            I remember that.

          • William

            My Mother has repeatedly denied that I am Strom Thurmond’s love child.

          • Reality.Bites

            Has anyone ever raised the question or does she volunteer this denial?

          • Jukesgrrl

            The child’s name was Essie Mae Washington-Williams. Her mother was a maid in Thurmond’s father’s house who was impregnated when the future senator was 22. Essie Mae kept her mouth shut about Thurmond all the years he was fighting the Civil Rights Act and every other piece of equality legislation that came across his desk. Essie Mae says she loved him and he “respected” her. He was praised by whites who knew for always paying her support. The story was revealed in 2003 when Essie Mae was 78. She lived another nine years, long enough to see Barack Obama elected president and her name go on Thurmond’s memorial, finally acknowledged as his child.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    They really have lost it…and still, about 30% of Americans will love them for it.

    Meanwhile, in a tangential story, Mr. Pizzagate is up to his usual tricks. He did this:

    and I responded accordingly.

  • MBear

    I choked on my coffee reading that headline.

    Nothing of value to add.

  • marshlc

    Remember the good old days of McCartheyism, when an honest man saying “Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?” was enough to start the decline of a demagogue?

    I’m pretty sure those days are over. They have no shame, and no decency.

  • KarenAtFOH

    Persecution? Get back to me after your arrest and public whipping.

  • coram nobis

    Tell me, Jesus, who is going to do your nails?

  • Pip

    These people are a joke.

  • alc2018
  • alc2018
  • Toot Sweet

    Too fucking funny! These people are such Morooooons as Bugs would say.

  • Franciscan

    Just a Christian martyr, he is. Except he has to nail himself to his cross.

  • Macbill

    A new Alabama Senate poll, conducted Thursday, said the race between Republican Roy Moore and Democrat Doug Jones is tied.

  • agcons

    That’s funny, I don’t remember Girl-Diddling Yeshua anywhere in the new testament. Maybe the “loaves and fishes” parable really means something else.

  • Macbill

    But Jesus didn’t diddle little girls.

  • dcurlee

    Sorry bro it’s the work of him being a pedophile

  • Charles Nelson

    Careful there…you know what happened to the first one!

  • acde

    It is a psychiatric condition [possibly crippling] called “delusions of grandeur” or “delusional self-aggrandizement” or “seriously out of touch with reality”

    • Ben in Oakland


  • JohnVHedtke

    No, no, let’s give his brother some credit… but we can prove this experimentally by nailing Roy to a cross, letting him die slowly, and then seeing if he rises up again. If he does, then he must’ve been. If not, well, shoot, I guess his idiot brother was wrong, yes?

    It’s really easy. It doesn’t even take a lot of materials that you couldn’t find in your garage. And it would resolve the question right there.

  • Kevin Andrews

    The scabrous Christ-O-Fascist, Moore in his lying Missionary of Hate, the delusional Schizoid “God speaking to him” clearly defines this as unfit to breathe, much less hold a public office of any type. Unfit for the Bench. This creature and it’s ilk are best as deacons in their respective congregations of Missionary of Hate and death-worshiping cults.

  • Gianni

    This clearly indicates to me that ‘religious asininity’ is a genetic trait in some families. As long as he’s being persecuted just like Jesus, let’s help it get more real. Let’s get the cross built, already.

  • rippyryan

    If true then Jesus to was a pedophile scumbag.

  • Jukesgrrl

    Is this brother one of the relatives pulling down a salary from Moore’s fake charity? What a hideous family.

  • Richard B

    Is anybody else getting sick of seeing deeply flawed religious freaks dragging their sordid sideshows in the public square to distract us while they quietly try to weasel their way into elected office???

  • SilasMarner

    This must be the result of inbreeding. Both the Moore bros. are crazy.