Rabbi Compares Gay Couples To “Space Aliens” At Hate Group’s Rally For Anti-LGBT Colorado Baker [VIDEO]

The Colorado Times reports:

A conservative rabbi speaking at Wednesday’s Religious Freedom rally on behalf of baker Jack Phillips called same-sex couples “an abomination” and justified discrimination against them by comparing them to space aliens who “aren’t human beings.”

The rabbi is with the Coalition For Jewish Values. Here’s a bit of the transcript from his speech: 

Let’s imagine E.T. lands tomorrow and someone falls in love with E.T. and decides to get married to E.T. Trust me – within two years the Supreme Court would decide that under the US Constitution Sally or Bill  could get married to E.T.

But because aliens are not human beings, and despite what you’ve seen on Star Trek, it would be impossible for aliens and humans to have children together- that would be the Biblical definition of marriage- and Jack Phillips would not be able to bake them a cake.

The rally was organized by Alliance Defending Freedom, which will represent Phillips before the Supreme Court next month.

(Tipped by JMG reader Erik)

  • bkmn

    ADF, always with the hand out for a handout.

  • clay

    “to have children together- that would be the Biblical definition of marriage”

    Uh, nope. Abram and his half-sister Sara were married even when she was still barren.

    and Jack Phillips could bake and sell them a cake if he wants to be a baker.

    • KCMC

      Lot and 2 of his daughters,…not even married. Stuped dad just to have kids.

      • Snarkaholic

        More like he raped them…and then lied when they got knocked up.

        • KCMC

          post Sodom, they got him drunk and jumped him.
          Living in a cave after mom turned to pillar of salt.
          In the genesis account.

          • Stogiebear

            But that doesn’t preclude him having rogered them pre-angel visit . . . .

      • Todd20036

        Ah, alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

  • MB
  • Stogiebear

    Gays are not human beings?

    I seem to remember a lot of Germans saying the same thing about Jews in recent memory.

    • Tatonka

      I’ve been reading a book describing the experiences of the US ambassador to Germany during the 1930s. The similarities between that point and history and today are impossible to ignore.

      • Alexander M R Volk

        What book is that? Sounds interesting.

        • Tatonka

          “In the Garden of Beasts,” by Erik Larson. I’m only about 20% of the way, still in 1933, but the parallels are striking. People took Hitler as a joke to begin with, assumed he would settle down once in office, and found reasons to overlook the growing oppression of disfavored people because life rolled along normally for the majority.

          Meanwhile the US by and large thought there was enough blame to go around on both sides. It’s very well done, and frankly kind of chilling.

          • Thorn Spike

            A great read.

          • Paula Key

            Hitler lived in the Great Depression and like Trump promised jobs and “Making Germany Great Again.”

          • Joseph Miceli

            We have a large part of the adult work force in the US sitting idle . From Appalachia through the Rust Belt into corn country , The jobs are just gone and there’s nothing to replace them with . While the circumstances are different I feel there’s a direct parallel to draw between that and the depression Germany suffered .

          • Nowhereman

            Putin’s motto was “Make Russia Great Again”. I’m sensing a theme.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        And yet after assholes like the nice rabbi in the story, let’s do just that. I mean, if he’s willing to flirt with sci-fi, maybe we can do the same a time-travel machine and the Holocaust.

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      • gothambear

        It’s a great book – In the Garden of Beasts by Erik Larson? – highly recommend it. A true horror story we are reliving.

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    • Todd20036

      Except this time he’s right.

      Personally,I’m a Volgon.

      Want to hear my poetry?

      • Palmer

        Is it an ode to a lump of earwax?

        • Todd20036

          Ode to a green lump I found in my armpit….

      • Dave F.

        Only if you recite it in a locked auditorium filled with GOP Representatives, Senators and of course Trump and his cabinet. The encore performance can be performed in front of the current crop of religious right assholes/grifters.

    • The_Wretched

      And ‘Southern Legal Scholars’ about black people – including during the relatively recent court cases about anti-miscegenation laws (no interracial marriage for whites).

      • MichaelJ

        Not to mention some contemporary people in America, such as the West Virginia nonprofit official who was temporarily suspended from her job when she tweeted that Michelle Obama was “…an ape in heels…”

        • Danieruw

          She eventually lost her job, but for poor performance (she wasn’t doing what was she was supposed to be doing). That just brought attention to her professional incompetence and/or laziness.

      • Nowhereman

        If they want to restrict whites to marrying other whites, I suggest that they require DNA testing. Most if not all white people have African traces since that is where we all came from. Except those of us from other planets of course!

    • lizdhm

      If a human and a sentient alien fall in love and want to get married, why not?

      • JackFknTwist

        Who among us could say otherwise ?

    • DonnaLee

      Did you ever think you’d see such a thing like this in your lifetime?

      • janey

        no, I thought Americans would never stoop this low. After all, my father and uncles fought in WWII. Too bad they aren’t still here, they would have the republicans’ guts for garters.

    • jonfromcalifornia

      Exactly! His dehumanizing statements were once used against people like him. He still hasn’t learned from history. He’s doomed to have it repeated the way things are going in this country. The US Nazis already hate his kind.

    • Chris Vargas

      Don’t forget they did persecute the gays in Nazi Germany too.

      • Nowhereman

        Yes. They killed about 12 million undesirables, only 6 million of them jews.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Dude clearly does not own a mirror.

  • Dan Ryan

    More religious trash. The orthodox Jew variety. Fuck him

  • PickyPecker

    Oh, Rabbi….be sure to hit the refreshment table on your way back to your seat.

  • KCMC
  • Ben in Oakland

    I’m ashamed to say that even my people can be terminally stupid.

    • Todd20036

      That’s why the problem isn’t really christianity or Islam.

      It’s religious extremism. The idea that ONLY I am right and therefore:

      1) I can do whatever I want

      2) You have to convert or die.

      And it really doesn’t matter what religion you use

      • Mark

        Religion is the root of all evil.

        • Todd20036

          Money and power are the roots of all religion

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Listen, it’s not a religious objection. We just don’t make mutilated cattle cakes.”

  • BeaverTales

    It wasn’t so long ago in a nation not so far away, they were rounding up Jews and gassing them because they weren’t considered human beings…Just sayin’

  • coram nobis

    Space aliens? Really?

  • April

    What a poor dupe. These “Christians” only tolerate you because they need you to fulfill their weird end times prophecy.

    • JCF


  • June Gordon

    You’re wearing a hat indoors because you belong to a silly cult. STFU.

    • Mark_in_MN

      He is saying junk that is beyond vile, silly, and stupid, but so what if he is wearing a hat indoors. What makes that such a problem it even warrants mentioning? Not wearing a hat indoors is a silly convention in the first place.

  • Blake J Butler
  • So, I’m a space alien. well that’s freaking great.
    well, I guess that means the space alien husband unit and i will be doing some very adult space alien type of stuff later this evening.
    There’ll be pods, porn, lube, and alien stuff.
    Hey, I’m a Space Alien!!!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Anal probes?

      • oh sure, it sounds so dirty when you say it…

  • Gustav2

    Sorry; I laughed out loud

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • RyanInIllinois

      Exactly. Nanu, nanu, motherfucker.


    • Nowhereman

      True story–I worked at a hardware store, and one day a group of teeny boppers came in and giggled and played with stuff up and down the aisles. The next thing I saw, one of the guys had lifted his shirt and stuck a plunger over his belly button. Then he panicked because he couldn’t figure out how to get it off! It was pretty funny.

  • David L. Caster

    Taking xenophobia to new heights.

  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2235d6267b41557056a7b31042f3a219d1aecb32d69c0233e0f315a5ac724175.jpg since all I got is these dry cakes and my tired ass I’d thought it be nice to dump on the gheys…heheh

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Why does he need toilet paper handy by the work area?

      • KCMC

        keep his cakes dry

      • ByronK

        In case he shoots his icing on the workspace.

      • 2patricius2

        Why is he resting his rubber gloves on his dirty apron?

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Looks like he just fisted a Smurf.

          • Tawreos

            If it wasn’t Smurfette he won’t be allowed to work in his own bakery.

      • Lars Littlefield

        To clean up from the icing enemas he gives himself.

  • Statistics Palin

    No signs of intelligent life. Two to beam up, Scotty.

  • Bluto

    So your god is just as kkkunty as the christian god. Congrits, rabbi turd burglar. Now just wait’ll you fall asleep. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/38d3ce69b9889ef698a38a4d8b2f9ada2ea3c98fc1ecf952692db80c41f30e28.gif

  • Leo

    OT. After days of speculation, we finally have a date the formal process begins

  • 2patricius2

    And this is the 79th anniversary of Kristallnacht when Jews were treated like aliens from outer space. Oh, the irony of a Jewish leader saying such things about gay couples on such an anniversary.

    • BeaverTales

      The real Irony is an Orthodox Jew preaching to a crowd of American Nazis about which groups of human beings shouldn’t be tolerated.

      • narutomania

        Can you imagine the reaction of any Jew in the 1960s if we had shown this video footage from the future?

      • JackFknTwist

        The word they used was “untermenschen”…..lesser humans.
        Irony of ironies.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Precisely. And this is why marriage licenses are denied to infertile couples.
    Really, Rabbi Menken, holding forth on which among us are not “human beings” … think you’d know better.

  • alc2018
  • Blake J Butler
  • QueerJubu

    A note of correction, though the correction would be to the Colorado paper that published the story. Rabbi Menken is not a “conservative rabbi.” Conservative is a denomination in Judaism and the Conservative movement in Judaism ordains LGBT rabbis and presides over same-gender marriages. He is an orthodox rabbi.

    Also, Rabbi Menken is reported to have said in the story that there are only two genders. He doesn’t know his Talmud, where the rabbis of that period agreed that there were at least 5 genders.

    Religious fundamentalism is a mental disorder. Homophobia is a mental disorder. This man is clearly suffering from both. And when people like that suffer, they spread their suffering around and project it onto others. May he come to know the truth about love. In the meantime, we must keep working to preserve and protect the separation of religion and the state.

    • clay

      Do we know that he’s not a (Protestant Christian) Jew for Jesus?

      • ChrisMorley

        We can rule that out. Web results are all Orthodox Jew.

  • Harveyrabbit

    I come from a Jewish family. Renounced it many years go. Some Rabbis in particular, not all, are virulently evil. When my mom was hospitalized in palliative care the local head Rabbi for the synagogue she used to go to (not often, she wasn’t particularly religious) came by for a last visit. For some reason my brother started a conversation about Palestine and Israel (my mom was in a coma so she had no part in this and thankfully couldn’t hear it). The Rabbi said, quite openly in front of me, my brother and another relative that Palestinians were vermin and should all be exterminated. Just like that. He assumed we were all on his side coming from a Jewish family and obviously just said what he was thinking.

    I told him politely but firmly to please leave now but I didn’t really tell him what I thought. Not the time or place. He left. Never came back. He is still alive though and has a fairly high world wide profile having written some books and shit… none of them suggesting Palestinians or anyone else should be wiped out. He hated animals too especially dogs. He didn’t believe people should have pets..

  • Tawreos

    That man gets a double probing every night for the rest of his life after we invade and take over this planet. Are we still renaming the planet to Homotania?

  • HZ81

    I’d fuck Alf. There, I said it!!!

    • ByronK

      I’ll take Pygar from Barbarella, thank you.

      • HZ81

        Oh, yes.

    • doninkansas

      Reagan fetish? Or just because of the fur? LOL

      • HZ81

        Both? 🙂

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
    • KCMC

      oh. my. tentacle fetish is a thing.
      bad dragon

  • Cuberly Deux

    Too busy laughing at his attempt at an analogy, meanwhile his point becomes irrelevant. Because it is.

  • boatboy_srq

    If this is what Terrans are like, then perhaps being from another planet isn’t so bad.

  • coram nobis

    Having a hard time taking this seriously, I have to ask, why does he seem to be wearing two hats?

    • djcoastermark

      I was thinking rabbi with cowboy hat?

      • coram nobis

        The hat sticks up like he’s got something under it.

        • BobSF_94117


          • coram nobis

            “All hat, no shtetl”.

    • Lars Littlefield

      I agree. The rabbi with whom I have the most contact is Rabbi Ilana Schwartzman at Kol Ami in SLC. Their Cantor Wendy Bat-Sarahat. Not only is Rabbi Schwartzman a wonderful woman who is often a guest here at our little farm. She’s also Lesbian. She’s wrestles a divided congregation of Reform and Conservative Jews. And she’s quite the polar opposite of Haredi rabbis from some far-way Shtetlekh in bum fuck Russia. The ultra orthodox shit is scary.

  • I can’t even… It’s only 1:30 MST and I’ve reached my news outrage saturation levels. Maybe I’ll be back later…

    • Lars Littlefield

      We’ve been binge-watching A Place to Call Home (Australian soap opera) and it’s become a wonderful distraction. It’s on Youtube. Hysterically complicated plots, subplots and what some art director thinks Sydney looked like in the early 1950s. Quite a good distraction. But after a while you develop a craving for lamb.

      • chuckrod

        I love this show too…but I’ve developed a craving for Harry…yum yum!

        • Lars Littlefield

          I haven’t got all of the characters correct, yet. Which one is Harry? Is Harry George’s father or is George Harry’s father? It’s a soap opera, I can’t keep up. I’m somewhat conflicted because the newspaper publisher who’s the nasty male villain looks exactly like my dear friend (and old lover) who lives in San Diego. My friend is now a reverend of the Church of Religious Science, AKA, the Church of the Perky Attitude. And he really does look like the aging cricket star who’s favorite hobbies are whiskey and ruining women. LOL!

  • Leo

    OT. Flynn wanting the cleric kidnapped and Rebekah wanting to pay Cambridge Analytica are both being reported today as if they’re brand new stories but in reality are just new developments (that aren’t really new) from those OLD stories in the SPRING.

    ARGH maybe the network producers/paper boards safely assume the public’s attention span isn’t there so they need a reminder? This is driving me INSANE.

  • Moebym of the Returners

    Always thought I was not from this planet. Maybe I’m a Vulcan…

  • The_Wretched

    “it would be impossible for aliens and humans to have children together”

    Right – due to chromosomal pairings are meiosis. But you were about to explain that human biology means you need human chromosomes (and not alien ones) to merge two haploid gametes?

    this isn’t a law thing, it’s biology.
    this isn’t a religion thing, it’s biology.

    and if a human wanted to marry an alien, it would not matter if they could have kids together or not. the exact same way that two 80 year olds can marry and the same way that infertile couples are allowed to marry. it’s a law thing, not religion and not biology.

    The rabbi should be forced to watch all episodes of the Electric Company, mostly so he can learn to play, “Which one of these is not like the other”.

  • PickyPecker
    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Silly faggot. Chix are for chix.”

      • JCF

        “Chix are for chix.”

        I completely agree!

        Oh, this is in regards to PickyPecker. :-X

    • ByronK

      An assault and battery hen.

  • narutomania

    And when they no longer need the help of the Jews to dispatch the gay and lesbian and bisexual and transgendered citizens, they will dispatch the Jews.

  • Jerry Kott

    What ever happen to keeping the voices in your head in your head? The constant revelations of these nut jobs with no filters only reminds me to store more canned goods in my basement.

    • Canadian Observer

      You will notice he is wearing the felt hat, not the tinfoil one…. yet another fashion mistake.

  • Snownova

    It wasn’t too long ago that he and his kind were considered to be kess than human… how quickly they forget.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      I’ve always said that when a person of a particular faith or racial minority acts like an oppressive asshole, remind them what it’s like by responding using the appropriately offensive epithets back at them. Then, when the say “that’s racist” or “that’s anti-semitic” you can turn to them and say something like “oh good, you remember what it’s like to be denigrated for who you are, it’s just for a moment there, I thought had you forgotten what it’s like” and walk away.

  • greenmanTN

    Shouldn’t he be off setting his pin-curls or something?

    • GayOldLady

      I think he needs a nice cold wave, cuts down on the setting.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I am so over religious people. If I see one suffering, I just stop, put down whatever I’m carrying, have a seat and enjoy the show. Seriously, they can all cease to exist for all I care. And please, no apologists, I’m really not in the mood and you’re not ready to deal with what comes if you try.

  • Joseph Miceli

    What a great reminder that Jews can be assholes too. Christians don’t have a lock on it.

  • GayOldLady
    • JCF

      It’s Pat! With lover Chris! [I’m genderqueer, I can make this joke. ;-/]

      • Todd20036

        I’m old. I get the joke.

  • SammySeattle

    Oh, look, a bunch of religious bigots trying to justify bigotry and discrimination against anyone but themselves.

  • Finally!!! Somebody sai https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9131ae44c2ef6626bc13994f68ab9dba645607a859d862fc314c096915ae13f3.jpg d it’s really true that my husband and I invaded from Planet Queer, 70 years ago! We love our Planet of Origin! So puleeze don’t PQ-shame us!

  • MBear


    • sfbob

      Good for you? Oh wait…

  • Bambino

    Oh honey if we are space aliens there are only two possibilities. One, we will never come to a planet infested with so many morons when the universe is so vast with infinity supplies of planets. Two, if we intend to stay, fumigation to rid of the deplorables will be the first task before we settle in on this planet.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Well I am kind of partial to anal probes.

  • Gigi

    Rabbi With Flying Saucer On Head Compares Gay Couples To “Space Aliens” #FixedIt

    • Mark Née Fuzz

      Looks a little tight as well, which would explain a lot.

  • Pip

    Anything to dehumanize us right?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      How quickly they forget that not so long ago (and even today) it was they who were not seen as human


      This Rabbi and those in of the Hebrew faith who believe as he does are a stain on the memory of all those who were persecuted; from the Dark Ages to the present.

      • Pip

        I had the same thoughts. I grew up listening to horrific stories from neighbors who were relocated to the US during and after WWII. Stories of how they were dehumanized constantly so those around them could turn them in with easy consciences when the Nazis came through the neighborhoods to collect them. And yet, I see Rabbis and the like trying to do the same now to us. It would require them to be self aware enough to realize the similarities. And that seems to be asking too much.

      • JCF

        I just noticed that’s not German, that’s Russian (or maybe Ukrainian?). Hmmm…

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          Germany was far from the only one who shared these views. Even we in the vaunted bastion of freedom known as North America did our part to perpetuate it.

          • doninkansas

            Like when so many were turned away from Canadian and American ports, ending up back in Europe and the death camps.

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            Yup, the St. Louis affair, something I learned in 8th grade history.

  • another_steve

    When I was 12 and studying for my Bar Mitzvah, my rabbi (then 92 years old) told my mother that I was destined for greatness.

    Then I discovered cock and my destiny was forever altered.

    • sfbob

      I was under the distinct impression that you had indeed achieved greatness. Followed by fabulousness.

      • another_steve

        Lol. Really? Love ya. 😉

        I was once fabulous. Much in demand – both for my looks and for my sterling personality.

        An old man today, I’m happy to spend a quiet day with my husband – the most amazing man I’ve ever known.

  • agcons

    Rabid rabbis, mad mullahs, and pernicious preachers all need to go to the same place. Heavily armed. At the same time.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Oooh, I like your thinking.

  • boobert

    Shouldn’t there be aluminum foil on that hat ?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Probably in the lining.

    • TominDC

      I’m wondering why it’s floating above his head…

      • Stogiebear

        Get him and Kid Rock together and between the two of them they might be able to find a hat that fits.

  • /

    Space aliens?!


  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Nice hat

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • BobSF_94117

      dress fabulously & act human

      We’ll never fit in that way.

  • JackNasty

    The ADF is funded by a tiny cabal of religious kooks and bigots who hate gay people. The group includes Trump’s Education Secretary, Betsy Devos’ family. According to public.resource.org and CitizenAudit, The Richard and Helen DeVos Foundation,and the Edgar & Elsa Prince Foundation, another DeVos-family-connected entity have both provided major funding.

  • Charles Nelson

    Gee…a modern day Hitler.

  • andrew

    This Jewish Rabbi must know that the Nazis justified their slaughter of Jews by saying that they weren’t human beings but rats and it was permissible to exterminate them. That is just what hateful men like this Rabbi would do to gay people if they had the power. If you want people to exterminate those you hate, you first teach them that they “aren’t human beings” and once they are convinced of that, murderous genocides are considered appropriate solutions to the “problem.” Final Solutions.

  • Halou

    So long as the space alien is sentient and capable of giving consent in a way that humans can understand then why would we not legalise their marriages? This is miscegenation all over again.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Hey, putz. Try sitting down and chatting with an LGBT person before you start painting us as inhuman (and setting us up for abuse and possible extermination). You of all people should understand the danger of dehumanizing people you know nothing about.

  • Halou

    I’m pretty sure if E.T.s have the means of reaching earth they would not sit back as their rights are infringed by backwards savages. If pushed too far the E.T.s will force humanity to respect them by force of arms!

  • Tawreos

    I hope he realizes that only his hatred of the gays is what made them let him speak at there little hate rally. If it wasn’t for that they would think that calling their values Judeo-christian is as close to a jew as they would like to get.

  • lizdhm

    If Philips only baked wedding cakes for evangelicals it couldn’t be called discrimination?

    Um… it would violate the Civil Rights Act, so yes, it would be discrimination.

    What a doofus.

  • acde

    I always find it hard to get how a group that has been targeted for hundreds of years is so oblivious of their own penchant for oppression. Israeli actions re the Palestinians in the territories also come to mind. My little brain cannot compute that.

    • sfbob

      VERY FEW rabbis would agree with what this rabbi is saying.

      • Priya Lynn

        Yeah, I’m not convinced of that. If this wasn’t a fairly common attitude he would have kept it to himself.

    • Snarkaholic

      Especially a group that places such a high value on education…unlike the unedumacated bigots in the South (I’m not excusing them(!)

  • JohnJay
  • shellback
  • JCF
  • Alex Polkovsky

    Soooo… Jack Phillips is on the front line as America’s greatest defense of the bible.

    After not baking someone a cake, what’s his next trick? Besides being a useful idiot? As is the rabbi.

  • Macbill

    And if he saw a woman with bare arms he would bully her to cover up.

  • rextrek

    Interesting that JEWS were Once compared to RATS…..non human – this man is sick – and I doubt Very much the Jewish Holocaust museum would validate anything he says!

    • JAKvirginia

      Truly. This man apparently has no knowledge of the history of the Jewish people. Schmuck, indeed.

  • kbhmsw

    Disgusting hypocrite. Jews AND gays died in the Holocaust. And the gays were persecuted in Germany a lot longer, even AFTER the war.

  • Guess

    Which dropped out of the sky… LGBTQ+ lovers… or, that hat?

  • Andrea_Rae

    The difference between southern and northern Colorado is really astonishing.

  • Pizza009

    Jews for Nazis.
    Gay Republicans.
    Black (and brown) Trump supporters.

    Isn’t life hard enough without kicking yourself?

  • The Sentinel

    Jews have a name for this rabbi: Schmuck.

  • JohnJay

    What about Jewish Aliens?

  • CB

    Hey, fucktard, you’re welcome to your antediluvian opinion…as long as it doesn’t get in the way of my fucking RIGHTS.

    I’m afraid I’ve come to hate virtually all religions and the arrogant, hateful posturing they give rise to.

  • This guy must have forgotten how his people were characterized in the Germany of the 1930’s – he is someone who ought to know better than to vilify people who are different.

    Perhaps the rabbi might want to analogize what he is doing, to a 1938 German children’s book, “The Poisonous Mushroom” – Never forget, Rabbi, and do not be like the Nazis who did this to your people )the link is to the book, fully illustrated, in English_:


    • Jeffg166

      After they get rid of the LGBT the Jews are next on the list. How soon they forget.

  • Canadian Observer

    Crap like this is why I am fond of describing myself as “an equal opportunity atheist”. Just because I remove my shows at a mosque, cover my head at a synagogue and refrain from stubbing out my cigarette in a baptismal font doesn’t mean I take any of their ramblings seriously, just that my mother beat manners into me.

  • Thorn Spike

    Gay couples aren’t space aliens, but that hat is out of this world.

  • DaveMiller135

    Dehumanizing those you oppose, so that they can be stripped of their human rights? Where have I heard this before? Wait, it’ll come to me…..

  • LeeCMH

    Know why Jews don’t do missionary work?

    The natives love Rabbi steak.

    • alguien

      you need to be smacked upside the temple for that.

  • Paula Key

    Any self-respecting alien would not want to marry an earthling! LOL

  • Gianni

    Ummm, wearing a hat like that in public to speak to a crowd doesn’t lend itself to you calling other humans, whom you just don’t like, aliens. Wrap that hat in foil, it will add to the context of your speech. Hateful bastards!

  • Paula Key

    Gay sex is an abomination 3,500 year old Leviticus:- so is eating pork, shellfish, cutting a beard…..And with regard to childbirth – this rabbi would still see the woman as unclean and would elevate the male child—-
    Then the Lord spoke to Moses, saying, 2 “Speak to the children of Israel, saying: ‘If a woman has conceived, and borne a male child, then she shall be unclean SEVEN days; as in the days of her customary impurity she shall be unclean. 3 And on the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised. 4 She shall then continue in the blood of her purification thirty-three days (33). She shall not touch any hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary until the days of her purification are fulfilled. 5 ‘But if she bears a female child, then she shall be unclean TWO WEEKS, as in her customary impurity, and she shall continue in the blood of her purification sixty-six (66) days. 6 ‘When the days of her purification are fulfilled, whether for a son or a daughter, she shall bring to the priest a lamb of the first year as a burnt offering, and a young pigeon or a turtledove as a sin offering, to the door of the tabernacle of meeting. There is also the orthodox Jewish prayer, “Thank you God that I am NOT a woman.” Boys are twice as valuable as girls .

    • Gianni

      They’ll tell you that’s all Old Testament and has been supplanted by Jesus and the New Testament, except of course any of the Old Testament passages that give them the right and authority of God to condemn people of whom they just don’t approve. It’s always so fortunate for the religious haters that God always hates and condemns the same people THEY hate. Works like a charm everytime.

  • alguien

    i assume that sally & bill & the space aliens are all consenting adults.

  • Friday

    So much Abrahamic hate out there, it’s the only thing they agree on.

    • leastyebejudged

      And frankly, Abraham would be APPALLED !

      • Friday

        Probably not. He was where they got their projected blood-sacrifice-and-virgins fetish.

  • Elaygee

    He learned nothing from the Jewish people’s experience in WWII and the Holocaust, parroting Nazi genetic gobbledy gook as fact.

  • Raising_Rlyeh
  • Ross

    Silly! You got it all wrong!

    Everybody knows that it’s Rabbi’s who are an abomination! And, hey, it’s OK to discriminate against them because they are like space aliens who aren’t human beings!

    So…said…some guy in Germany in the 1930s.

  • motordog

    Oh, fuck you…fuck your beliefs, fuck your stupid hat, just fuck you, you fuckity fucking fuck.

  • Ann Kah

    That man – in that hat – talking about aliens?

  • fuzzybits

    He needs two of those hats.

  • Hey dliodahed, you are why people, including the faithful, can’t stomach your vile spewing vomitous utterances. Keep it up please, and you will soon become extinct. Or, keep it to yourself and your congregates and stop trying to force your beliefs on a pluralistic nation thru legislation.

  • marshlc

    I’m a woman past menopause. By this logic, I wouldn’t get a wedding cake either, since even if I married a man, there could be no children.

    Of course, their counter to this argument is that God could, if he wanted, use a miracle and a pregnancy could occur. Seems to me that any God who could make an old woman pregnant could do the same to a man. Or an alien, for that matter, if he wanted.

    Funny how their God can only do the things they want him to be able to do.

    • leastyebejudged

      To be fair you shouldn’t be eating a cake at your age anyway.


  • JackFknTwist

    How sickening.
    To hear a Rabbi call us non-humans, or sub-humans, …has he no decency ?
    Has he no knowledge of his own people’s sufferings ?
    Has he learned anything from history?
    Has he forgotten the camps ?
    Now he calls us the same words as the Nazis used, “untermenschen”…sub-humans.

    What a shameful slug he is.

  • JackFknTwist

    You call us “untermenschen” Rabbi ?

    Have you lost your mind ?
    have you no sense of decency ?

  • leastyebejudged

    Zionism like this is exponentially harmful once they create a state. Ooops.

  • Kyle Deetz

    Dude your hat is a flying saucer.

  • Mike Knife

    The religion that is the most discriminated against religion in the world is the Jewish religion and now you know why.

  • Achilles Tsakiridis

    We can only pray that aliens land on earth so that your stupid mythology goes the way of the dinosaur …

  • TheManicMechanic

    God’s Chosen People. Yeah, chosen to be just as stupid and hateful as any other sillyassed religion.

  • John Reubens

    sorry two words that should never go together.. religious freedom.. they just don’t go together.. so much hate can be hidden in religion and tried to be explained by freedom..

    • NowVoyager

      Organized religion retards intellectual development in that it requires the abandonment of rational inquiry. It also, too often, justifies the unjustifiable and attempts to make moral the most immoral inhumane acts against others who do not wish to join their “klan” and abide by their cultish imbecilic rules of conduct and belief.

  • Kissmagrits

    Check your holocaust history rabbi….November 9th and 10th mark the 79th anniversary of an event throughout Germany called Kristallnacht…a terrifying prelude of things to come. Your statements sound eerily familiar to me.

  • Genex17

    Ok. I never thought I’d post this, but here you go.


  • Bert_Bauer

    Has he looked in the mirror lately?

  • Squicky

    I think ET would be a kind, sensitive, and generous spouse.

  • Penny Marie Sautereau


  • DN

    Religious supremacy is everywhere in America. Just this past week, a coworker who I like a lot, was telling a group of us about how there’s this christian cross erected on public land in Maryland. It was put there to honor veterans of the First World War. “And then a bunch of *atheists* come along and complain.”

    Yes, coworker, say “atheist” like it’s a disease. That’s an intelligent thing to do at work. The fact that he was addressing the comment to an actual atheist makes it even more egregious.

  • DN

    Oh my god, he’s talking about someone falling in love with ET.

    Does he know that there is ET porn? I kid you not.

  • DN

    Would Jack Philips be OK making a cake for a pair of atheists? The rabbi says that Phillips would only bake cakes for people celebrating holy matrimony.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    And yet some of these “Space aliens” defeated some ‘deplorable people’ last Tuesday. Go figure that one out, Rabid Rabbi.

  • Nowhereman

    Here’s the deal. It doesn’t matter what your mythology says about marriage or anything else. Our laws are not based on the belief in the supernatural. Our laws are secular. And it’s pretty rich for a jew to be talking about who’s a human being and who is not. And what about all the straight couples who can’t or won’t have children?

  • Al Prazolam

    These Old Testament Jews are an abomination. They live is a severely limited world. The worst are the Hassidic Jews, who segregate men and women to a severe degree. They are not human. Their lives are a punishment. Today they may align themselves with Christians. Tomorrow both sides will curse each other.

  • Geena Vah

    Hey rabbi, OLD PEOPLE who want to get married can’t make babies either you FUCKTARD.

  • this just makes me want to fuck a rabbi even more

  • Chaim Mishulovin

    The current quote is “A politically conservative rabbi speaking at Wednesday’s Religious Freedom rally on behalf of baker Jack Phillips”

    It’s important to indicate that this was an Orthodox rabbi with politically conservative views. Conservatism is a Jewish sect unto it’s own and approves of same-sex marriage.