Roger Stone Crowdfunds Legal Bills, Seeks $500,000 From Supporters (No Charges Have Yet Been Filed)

USA Today reports:

Former Trump campaign adviser Roger Stone sent out an email Thursday asking supporters to help him raise $500,000 to clear his name of any wrongdoing in the investigation of Russian interference in last year’s presidential election.

“Friend, I’m facing a $500K price tag to clear my name of the Deep State’s baseless charges!” the flamboyant Republican consultant wrote in his fundraising appeal, which asked supporters to contribute from $25 to “even $100 or more immediately.”

Stone wrote that the “legal assault” against him has already cost him more than $100,000 in legal fees.

Stone has been banned from Twitter due to an obscene attack on CNN personalities.

  • Lazycrockett

    Papa wants a new pair of shoes.

    • Uncle Mark

      Papa wants a new pair of jackboots

  • Boreal

    Guilty of being a traitor and all around rotten human being. Oh and of wearing a terrible toupee and being friends with Milo.

    https://antiguanewsroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Anr-Guilty.png

    • Dazzer

      Oh come on. Using Milo as a fuck sock doesn’t make him a “friend”.

      • Boreal

        I just threw up a little.

      • William

        It would take a whole lot of mind altering drugs to want to use Milo that way.

  • Priya Lynn

    Hee Hee Hee!

    Good on him!

  • Guess

    Somebody is about to finally face the
    STONE
    COLD
    TRUTH
    (dot com)

  • Halou

    I thought we learned from the Kentucky county clerk who was imprisoned a while ago, whatever her name is, you can’t crowd fund your legal bills?

  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b9553530f5b403220a44c1b2ec00d03af3a614b4fd9e31182858739851aaf1fa.jpg I see what you’re doing there Rog and you’re still going down in flames money or no money -your ass is guilty.

  • Guess

    Never mind a blue check, how much of a cretin do you have to be for Twitter to outright ban you?

  • bkmn

    Remember when flamboyant was slang for gay?

    • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

      Yes! That was my first thought.

    • Dazzer

      In this case, I think it still is.

  • fastlanestranger

    *Throws money at computer screen.
    *Goes outside to play in a busy street.

  • HZ81

    Grift early and often!

  • another_steve

    I’m sensing no more breaking news/indictments from Mueller until after the orange sexual predator gets back from his overseas trip.

    Then, look out.

    It’s a’comin’.

    • HZ81

      Yes, rumor has it lots more on the wayβ€”just in time for the holidays!

      Yaaay!

      • Lizard

        And a Merry Muellermas to all!

        • HZ81

          I wish you a Merry Muellermas, I wish you a Merry Muellermas, I wish you a Merry Muellermas, and impeachment next year!

          • Lizard

            Good tidings to you, to you and your kin; good tidings for Muellermas and impeachments next year!

          • another_steve

            A reading from the Book of Mueller:
            ————–

            “And lo, a holy man did appear with a council of his legal peers. And they beheld the Orange One sitting behind his huge desk and did say unto him, “On this day shall ye know the wrath of the Lord thy God. You, and all your family.”

          • Paula

            Ramen!

          • HZ81

            yes!!!

      • William

        I want to smile when I eat pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving.

      • RobynWatts

        πŸŽ΅β€˜Tis the season to fight high treason, M-M-Ma…Ma..Ma..Ma…Mueller🎢

    • Lazycrockett

      I thought we would get more movement with the POS out of town.

    • bkmn
    • AlternativeQuacks

      Maybe Mueller will even organize a “welcome home party” at the airport for them.

    • William

      Why wait?

    • ChrisMorley

      However tRump is due to meet his handler Putin, in Vietnam, tomorrow.
      It may not happen, but if it does, maybe we’ll enjoy some tempestuous fallout enlivening the weekend?

      • another_steve

        “Mr. President, no. That’s not Vietnam on the map, that’s Sweden. Please leave the details to us, Mr. President.

        And yes, we’ve asked the Vietnamese officials to contact the McDonald’s people and arrange to have delivered to you a Double Whopper – extra cheese, pickles and onions.”

  • William
    • Boreal

      Those are most alert republican voters I’ve seen in some time.

  • Screw it, if they’re so intent on throwing away their money, they should consider donating to the Liam Darcy Fund for Booze and Debauchery.

    • William

      There’s a Liam in my name, can I party with you?

      • It just wouldn’t be debauchery without you!

        • William

          I’ll bring tequila and a feather duster.

          • Dazzer

            Bring the whole chicken. It’s probably going to be a long night.

          • William

            Kinky is when you use a feather. Use the whole chicken and it’s perverted.

  • Lazycrockett
  • Leo

    Don raped a child in NY and won so I’m not blinking. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/928684990572978177

    • Cuberly Deux

      The more repulsive the more Cult45 entrenches their support.

    • William

      The 70’s were all about banging underage girls.

      • Lazycrockett

        and the 80’s 90’s 00’s and 10’s.

      • TheManicMechanic

        Ted Nugent wrote a lot of songs about that.

    • Todd20036

      Once upon a time this would have been the end of a politician’s career.
      Now? Well, if Moore were a democrat sure.
      But as a republican? In the south?

    • Paula

      This is not a bad thing in Alabama, unless she is not a relative.

      • Joe in PA

        Wait a sec, I thought that if it was a relative…extra points.

        • Paula

          Yes, relatives are ok.

          • Joe in PA

            Doh, I missed the “not” in your original comment. Sorry…I messed up your snarky (and great) comment!

          • Paula

            It’s all good.

      • RobynWatts

        Or a small boy.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Or utah

    • Joe in PA

      Feature, not a bug…as they say. : (

    • pch1013

      Odds that Roy Moore will receive the Harvey Weinstein treatment from the fascists: somewhere between zero and none.

      As ever, IOKIYAR.

  • safari
    • Jean-Marc in Canada
      • Todd20036

        I’m not so sure. Moore is a republican, and this is Alabama.

    • jayjonson

      Moore’s supporters don’t care about him having improper relations with teenagers as long as they are female.

    • Lizard

      Oh how I wish I thought it would make a difference.

      Republicans don’t care if their candidates raped underage girls, as long as they’re girls. Deplorable.

  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/085367e11606e67889dfd63f060eb0e907845d8078dd0b504131f887a061d5da.jpg unavailable in most prisons, best to stock up now for that Palms Springs kinda glow…

  • Ross
    • AlternativeQuacks

      Yep.

    • Todd20036

      And guess who he’s replacing them with?
      4 star generals are genuinely patriotic. They don’t like giving up secrets to Russia

    • Barry William Teske

      So when will We The People realize this as the threat it is?
      A β€˜clear and present danger’ if there ever was one.

      • Joe in PA

        Have ya met a trump supporter? Ugh.

        • another_steve

          His deplorables say to themselves, “Good. Fewer bureaucrats.”

        • Barry William Teske

          Sadly, I have met some of the more extremes, and not of my own doing.

    • kaydenpat

      What a mess. Tillerson is just another crony not qualified for the position he holds in the Trump regime.

    • jerry

      It’s not just generals, it’s been all of their institutional memory, all of their career diplomats and foreign specialists.

  • Tomcat

    Give until it hurts cons, you deserve to go bankrupt paying legal bills.

    • William

      It just sucks that the money is going to lawyers.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    M’eh, let the fools be parted from their money. If people are foolish enough to think Stone is a thing worth helping, so be it. Just as there is no accounting for taste, so too is there no accounting for intelligence.

    • jayjonson

      Yes, and the money wasted on him is money that the fools don’t have to give to causes that may really harm us.

    • Barry William Teske

      Or responsiblity.

  • BJORN RAGNVALDR
  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    Roger, I’m sending you my thoughts and prayers.

    • William

      I’m offering up farts and giggles as usual.

  • Tomcat

    Soon I expect churches will be passing a special collection plate just for GOP Legal bills.

  • AtticusP

    Oh, boo hoo, Roger. I hope you don’t raise a nickel.

    It is WAY past time for karma to rear her lovely head at you.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/253eec4dbc583859f42c80ef80c87543d4557261748f45e3c04b2d709df7049a.gif

  • Cuberly Deux

    OT: Oh my…and more women have come forward.

    “Woman says Roy Moore initiated sexual encounter when she was 14, he was 32

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/woman-says-roy-moore-initiated-sexual-encounter-when-she-was-14-he-was-32/2017/11/09/1f495878-c293-11e7-afe9-4f60b5a6c4a0_story.html?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.1574301a4b88

    Well, we knew he was a perve, just not what type of perve.

    • colo303

      Well that’s perfect activity for their base. God made me do it and I asked forgiveness.

  • jayjonson

    Just another grifter. And traitor.

  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ee17dd95e324c3912ad6e347dca8d2992edae0a74e49e21f3abc65debe993aad.jpg he was always sassin’ me back when I used to cook for him back in da day now he getting ready to pay fo’ all dat showin’ out…send ’em to jail y’all!

  • Bambino

    Sure. I am begging for money to clear my debt accumulated this life time because I am entitle to have a sustainable life and spent the way I see fit. It is unjust to assume the responsibility of my action! Now hand over your money!!!!

  • Lazycrockett

    Looks like its gonna be a fun weekend, better do a beer run.

  • Todd20036

    O/T: WHOOPSIE!!!
    Roy Moore had sex with a 14 year old girl. He was 32

    From the Washington Post

    • Lizard

      The WaPo story dropped?

      • Todd20036

        Yup

        • Lizard

          Found it, thanks.

    • boatboy_srq

      But did he marry her afterward? That’s all the Reichwing will care about.

    • Bambino

      But isn’t Alabama age of consent set at the discretion of the sexual predator?

    • Joe in PA

      Hmmm, prolly legal in Alabama. /s

      • Tulle Christensen

        age of consent has been 16 in Alabama since around the turn of the century

        • Dazzer

          Yeah, but as the average reading age is around 12, no-one has been able to read that particular piece of law.

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    Chicken Hawk with its head cut off desperately seeks head.

    • Todd20036

      Yes,I’ve had nights like that.

  • shellback

    If you’ve done nothing wrong, your name will be automatically cleared – free. However, since you’re a FUCKEN NAZI TRAITOR, I wouldn’t count on any good news.

  • He should try trickle-down fundraising.

  • Paula

    I have a donation for you Roger.
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    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      This little dino has a whole heap of steaming “donations” for Roger, too!
      There’s plenty more in the compost heap.

    • Bambino

      That is still too generous πŸ˜›

    • Michael R

      I’ve gotten those in response to my comments on Wonkette ,
      now I know what they mean

      • Treant

        I once tried to comment on Shakespeare’s Sister. I learned quickly that I’m far too balanced and centrist for them, most notably when I got the sort of comment they’d decry if it were gender-flipped. πŸ™‚

        • another_steve

          Of all the blogs I’ve commented on – LGBT and otherwise – JMG is by far the most civil.

          You sometimes get vigorous debate here, which is good… but truly vile ad hominem shit is pretty rare here, imo.

          • Jay George

            It’s so easy to block assholes, there’s really no reason not to. πŸ™‚

          • another_steve

            And I do block them.

            But given the number of commenters who comment here on JMG, I’ve had to block what I consider to be a remarkably small number of people.

          • Treant

            I know, fuck you too.

            πŸ™‚

        • greenmanTN

          I got some major blowback there for suggesting that the maybe the homeless mentally ill guy who did something at a congresswoman’s office was *gasp* maybe just a mentally ill homeless guy and not a conspirator in some grand plot.

          I was harshing their high dudgeon apparently.

    • RobynWatts

      And here’s mine. πŸ’©

      • Paula

        You’re so caring. πŸ˜€πŸ‘

    • GayOldLady
      • Paula

        🐢🐢🐢

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      You are A true giver

    • jerry

      I imagine the staff, when Trump and family are present, at any of his properties is like this (works for Stone too): https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e278c093c3a721ab812e759a1b5927114d0bebffb761c8470597f184768d6dd6.gif

    • Steve

      I’m praying for him………/s

  • kaydenpat

    Scam artist says what now?

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Deep state…? Is that his stage name?

  • Bambino

    We should remind those would be donors of his to think about the amount of meth, booze and whores they could spend on instead.

  • Ninja0980
    • Tulle Christensen

      How old is Moore again? in 1880 the legal age of consent was 10 in Alabama

      • Cuberly Deux

        Doesn’t matter, the rules are whatever Moore says they are.

        • Tulle Christensen

          So he did it for God?

          • Todd20036

            Yes, but which god?

          • Tulle Christensen

            God Moore of course

          • Cuberly Deux

            But of course.

    • bkmn

      And the article includes lots of corroboration.

    • Jay George

      And his supporters will stick their fingers in their ears and scream “librul ajenduh!” the way they always do.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    OT – This sounds really bad. Kuwait just did the same thing.

    https://twitter.com/MariaKappatou/status/928687981279502336

    • AlternativeQuacks
      • William

        If Saudi and Iranian oilfields are irradiated, we will have to switch to wind and solar power.

        • AlternativeQuacks

          I knew when Doturd sent his son-in-law to Saudi Arabia that nothing good would come out of it.

          • William

            Did Trump give permission for the Saudis to bomb Iran?

          • Tulle Christensen

            Why ask Trump just go straight to the top and ask Putin

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            encouragement

          • AlternativeQuacks

            ??

        • Bluto

          clean coal. duh.

        • BobSF_94117

          No, we’ll have to switch to eating acorns and grubs. And then we’ll die.

        • Tulle Christensen

          no nuclear, we just have to ask Russia for the Uranium back that Hillary sold them

        • Paula

          If they are glowing, you go in the daytime when the glow is gone.

      • Lazycrockett

        People think Iran is like Iraq, it fucking not. Iran is a powerful country.

        • William

          A powerful country with a bunch of fanatical old leaders.

          • Dazzer

            Iran has an incredibly complex system of “leadership”.

            You have the administration elected on one side. The clerics on another. And the Revolutionary Guard on the third.

            Iran has slowly been evolving as the elected leadership have incrementally increased their power.

            If Saudi Arabia and Trump attack Iran, it will unify the Iranian people like nothing else will. And it should be noted that the average age of the Iranian male is perfect for an army.

          • KDK DSAPDX

            Wasn’t sure if you are referring to the U.S.A. or Iran, there. πŸ˜‰

    • boatboy_srq

      Daesh evacuation, maybe?

    • William

      Quick quick, aren’t Lebanese Muslims Sunni?

      • AlternativeQuacks

        My understanding is that Lebanon has some of the most complicated demographics in the Middle East, lots of different strains of islam, Christians, Druze, etc.

        • William

          That’s why I was trying to think what offended the Saudis, other than the fact that Saudis are offended by everything.

          • AlternativeQuacks

            Times like these, it would be great if we hadn’t lost 60% of our top staff in the State Department, and all those vacant ambassador positions, and our unqualified-as-he-is-but-still-smarter-than-Trump Secretary of State wasn’t being shut out of foreign affairs meetings by the likes of Doturd and Kushner.

            Oh yeah, and if only we had a candidate who was experienced in foreign affairs. Other than the Miss Moscow pageant, I mean.

          • BobSF_94117

            The Saudis view Lebanon as being dominated by Iran-backed Hezbollah. (A not entirely incorrect view.) Their solution is probably going to be violent. They might say their advisory to their citizens is to protect them by getting them out of Lebanon. I’m not convinced.

            I said on Monday that war would break out this week. Two days to go….

    • Treant

      Houston, we’re gonna have a problem. Sooner rather than later…

    • Lazycrockett

      I have no idea what is going on between SA and Lebanon.

      • AlternativeQuacks

        I’m not sure anyone does. Emmanuel Macron (who was on an official trip to the UAE) is reportedly making an emergency stop in Saudi Arabia to try to defuse this situation.

        • Dazzer

          The Lebanon used to be a French protectorate a long time ago. Macron can claim a legitimate interest.

    • Ninja0980

      WW III.. here we come.

      • peacfulseas inWA

        Oh I wouldn’t worry about that, what with our fearless,5x deferment draft dodging 4F, leader and resident in chief’s gift of language, his ability to bring people together, his negotiating skills, he’ll calm the waters. What could go wrong ?

    • safari

      Remember that the PM of Lebanon “resigned” in Saudi Arabia in the last week. Then it gets weirder:
      http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/lebanon-prime-minister-saad-hariri-resignation-not-all-seems-quits-resigns-surprise-saudi-arabia-a8045636.html

      • AlternativeQuacks

        Yep. The Lebanese believe he is being held in Saudi Arabia and demand his release. All this going on while Saudi Arabia is purging most of its princes, either by arrests or “plane crashes.”

      • whollyfool

        Thank you. I was trying to find out more about that.

        Does every story have to be crazy anymore?

      • -M-

        I don’t know if it’s confirmed, but I saw someone said that Jared had shared US intel about threats against the Lebanese PM with the Saudis during his secret trip just before all this broke out.

  • boatboy_srq

    The Grifting of the Rubes has begun.

  • Harveyrabbit
  • Treant

    It’s the Jill Stein-ish “fleece the rubes for a recountlegal help.”

  • Cuberly Deux

    OT: Seems like Moore is having a day of serious vetting.

    “Roy Moore was removed from 1990s divorce case after he barred lesbian from seeing her children unsupervised”

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/09/politics/kfile-roy-moore-divorce-case/index.html

  • Uncle Mark

    Why isn’t this “innocent” friend of “billionaire” Trump asking his “wealthy” buddy to help pay his legal bills? Why aren’t these preachers, threatening the wrath of gawd over Trump indictments, raising money to help Trump & Co.?

    Is there no honor among thieves anymore?

    • The thought of Trump footing the bill for anything makes me chuckle.

      • Uncle Mark

        I know…..plus Eric. Doing. $1 money-begs for his dad a mere 3 hours after the Manafort indictment

  • Clive Johnson

    OT but huge!

    Add ‘sexual predator’ to ‘bigot’: Roy Moore spent his early 30s creeping on teenage girls
    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/11/9/1714195/-Add-sexual-predator-to-bigot-Roy-Moore-spent-his-early-30s-creeping-on-teenage-girls

    • William

      Sounds like my ex, other than the girls part.

  • Kevin Perez
  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a66eddc8504a263e10847b846c37cc5fe8595a76a157b2cac771c0ac625d4d07.jpg cut it out Rog people can see your trying to steel my act I’m the no. 1 burger flipping liar in america, not you

    • Treant

      Chicks dig gingers.

  • Harveyrabbit

    When he’s in the slammer it will be a metaphorical trip to the pokie for Nixon at the same time. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9c09424d7a58277556d771dcbedd9a7277e09de1a87a6d3d4e103b0b8710acf9.jpg

    • trouble94114

      Steroids and Stupid. Kla$$y

  • HZ81

    Anyone else hearing the Roy Moore likes kids rumors that seem to be gaining strength as in being true?

    Never fails, if so.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i’m surprised Joe hasn’t posted the Roy Moore story yet

    several goats are also now stepping forward with allegations

    • Cuberly Deux

      …and one skittish mule.

    • Treant

      He’s in the Islands. He’s probably posting this over a large cocktail and an attractive man.

      • Joe in PA

        So many comments…so many comments I could make. I’ll just smile. πŸ™‚

      • Cuberly Deux

        Priorities πŸ˜‰

      • Bambino

        What is it about this large cock on an attractive man? Picture please!

    • MikeBx2

      I’d hate to be trying to keep up with news on a blog these days.

    • Bambino
      • Bambino

        Rand Paul should put an extra lock or two in his home. If he was assaulted on health care issue. Wait till the neighbor hears about his supporting of a pedophile.

      • William

        What, no Louie Gohmert?

    • Paula

      What about the burros?

    • Bambino

      Urmmm Joe is ermmmm engage at this moment…..we have alerted the front desk to pass him the message as soon as he ermmmmmm make himself available.

    • Kevin Perez

      Joe is probably putting it all together with all the past crap that Roy Moore has said about the gays and pederasty.

  • MikeBx2

    I don’t think waving that gun around is going to help Roy Moore this time. Or debating. Or showing his face ever again.

    • Sam_Handwich

      interesting that he declined to debate! he must have already heard from the WaPo

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I wouldn’t throw him a life preserver if he was drowning. Who would donate to his legal bills? Man Up Roger! You made your bed, now sleep in it. Pay your own damn bills.

    • Lizard

      Personal responsibility is for Democrats, silly.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • I won’t say exactly that she’s dead to me at this point, but definitely on life support and not expected to survive…

      • Joe in PA

        I know! I think she is going to be on AMJoy this weekend, I’m torn.

        • trouble94114

          Ms. Reid does not suffer fools gladly. If she suspects that someone is trying to run a con job on her, that someone is likely to be in for one heck of a rough interview.

    • The_Wretched

      Whoever is advising her on her media present should be shot for malpractice. Alternatively, time to see if she’s been bought by Mercer or equivalent.

    • whollyfool

      Wow

    • Joe in PA

      WTF? Burn some more bridges Donna…just go ahead.

    • tbj5

      She reminds me a lot of Flynn.

      Did well in lower ranks, rose too high and failed to meet demand, got canned after mistakes, got bitter and vindictive and sold soul after to get revenge.

  • The thing about these money-begs? There is no legal requirement Roger spend a penny of it on actual lawyer bills.

    Fools and their money…

  • Blake Mason
  • Sam_Handwich
    • Oh pleasepleaseplease let this be for realz

      • safari

        WaPo dropped the story. There were multiple teens from 14-18 he apparently at least groped when he was in his early 30s. Moore’s team went to Breitbart to publish a denial ahead of the story.

      • Tomcat

        Remember it was partly sex allegations that got trump elected.

      • Karl Dubhe

        He denied it, that makes it true.

    • safari

      Keep up Mr. Handwhich. That news is so 60 minutes ago.

    • Joe in PA

      Geez, I’ve lost track of who likes him and who doesn’t.

    • Clive Johnson

      The harder these authoritarians pound their Bibles, the harder they’ve been obeying the lordship of their cocks.

      How many more will come forward? What other holy skeletons are in this Bible man’s closet?

    • Paula

      Oh my, I hoped she saved the dress.

      • djcoastermark

        Nope He saved the dress and just sniffs the hell out of it each night, ’cause the bible tells him so. ( okay, gross, but really not far from his kind of truth)

        • Paula

          Ewwww

  • Ray Page

    Isn’t Stone the GOPrick with a tattoo of Nixon on his back? Just another deadbeat grifter.

  • KCMC
    • safari

      We are all Shelley DuVall.

  • ColdCountry

    Man worth $20 million needs what?

    • BearEyes

      Other people’s money

  • safari

    Is it Friday? The news breaking today makes me think it is Friday.

    • Tulle Christensen

      Nope yard waste pickup is Friday (where I live) and they are picking it up tomorrow

  • Highmoremotel
  • tbj5
  • Sam_Handwich
    • Leo

      I ADORE this post.

    • Clive Johnson

      “You can’t just kiss your sister straight off. After all, you’ve been livin’ with her for yer whole life. You’ve gotta treat her proper like a lady.”

    • Ninja0980

      Yup.

    • another_steve

      Look, some will say: “It could be worse. It could be barnyard animals.”

      • popebuck1

        It may yet. The story’s still unfolding.

    • Randy Left Brooklyn

      There is a story on Breitbart about how the Washington Post is going to run a story about how Roy Moore dated teenage girls when he was in his 30s, and while 3 of them say he did not have sex with him, the youngest, a 14 year-old at the time, claims she did have sex with him.

    • jerry

      I think Southern courtship culture is something like “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.”

      • jmax

        I once knew a guy from Louisiana who used to say, “If she can sit on the curb and her feet touch the street, she’s ready.”

  • GayOldLady

    Aren’t you “innocent”? I thought you said you had “No contact with Julian Assange/Wikileaks”. Don’t worry about the “deep state”, instead worry about the “deep shit”

  • narutomania

    All I will say to any would-be financial backers for his money-making scheme: A fool and his money are soon parted.

  • CB

    Remember when β€œflamboyant” was code for gay?

  • Roger Stone sealed his own fate when in early August 2016, he tweeted that it would “soon be Podesta’s turn in the barrel.”

    Meaning he knew what the Russians had hacked and turned over to Wikileaks. Only thing he didn’t know was they’d hold it back until the day the Access Hollywood recordings were uncovered.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Well, he knows he’s guilty and going to need the money so he’s asking ahead of time. Trump and family is taking their money from his re-election campaign.

  • John Ruff

    I hate it when Americans where dress shirts with collars like the one dickhead is wearing in his photo. It says, “I’m very insecure and have a lot to hide. Hopefully my Euro-centric shirt collar will impress someone.”

    • edrex

      that’s an impressively subtle bit of snobbery. bravo. i need to up my game.

  • Wow, it’s only the 2nd week in November and we’ve had two Christmases already.
    https://twitter.com/chelseahandler/status/928697487287762944

    • Tomcat

      So what would statue of limitation be in Alabama, until dark?

      • Ben in Oakland

        Until they find out whether she’s your sister.

      • edrex

        until the accused has sobered up.

      • djcoastermark

        no, daylight. They only come out at night.

    • Stev84

      The only surprise is that it’s a girl

      • Karl Dubhe

        He’d have made sure the boys, if any, did not survive.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Fine. Drain the resources of his supporters.

  • Ben in Oakland

    I might get indicted if my torrid love affair with Ryan Reynolds comes to light. Please, give me money to defend myself against those false charges. Because If it’s true about my torrid love affair with Ryan Reynolds, think of my suffering!

    • Bambino

      Me too! Except I can’t remember which Ryan.

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        That’s why I stick with Hughs.

      • Ben in Oakland

        Ryan Reynolds, Ryan seacrest, Ryan gosling, that other blond movie star Ryan, my two gorgeous neighbors both named Ryan…. evenβ€” and please god, don’t strike me dead, but in a pinch, Paul Ryan

        Does it really matter?

        Lyin’ with Ryan. That’s what matters.

        • Bambino

          If another_steve can have Jared Kushner, I suppose we can’t set the bar anytime soon πŸ˜›

          • Ben in Oakland

            I know. And I hate myself for finding Paul Ryan attractive, but as soon as I think of who he actually is, my dick goes limp. So at least I’m…something

          • agcons

            Hate fuck fantasies are definitely allowed. I’d hate fuck Aaron Schock and Little Marco in a second, as long as they said absolutely nothing.

          • Ben in Oakland

            That might have worked when I was young, but I’m not, anymore.

          • Gianni

            You have to learn to separate your desire because of the visual from your dislike because of the personality. Paul Ryan is definitely good looking and I wouldn’t throw him aside though I can’t stand how spineless he is.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Pictures?

      • Ben in Oakland

        I’m not going to spread my precious intimate moments with Ryan all across the Internet for every Tom and hairy dick to see. It’s just too special for that kinda trashy thing.

        Sides, my husband might find out.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I should start a blog called “Life in Trump’s AmeriKKKa” and share this shit with the world.

    ‘Proud Anti-Semite’ bumper sticker a sign of the times, ADL says
    The ADL reports a dramatic rise in anti-Semitic incidents this year, and New York state now leads the nation with 267 “events” in 2017. That is a whopping 96 percent increase over the 199 incidents reported all last year across the state.
    http://abc7ny.com/society/adl-proud-anti-semite-bumper-sticker-a-sign-of-the-times/2623647/

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Hate must be becoming fashionable.

  • Michael McReavy

    Thoughts and prayers for poor Roger.

  • Karl Dubhe

    I’d be inclined to donate to the prosecution, but not to the defence fund of the likes of him.

    Rot in prison, Roger.

  • Harveyrabbit

    I held my nose and did a google search for the funding site. He’s using a Roger Rabbit theme to beg for money. Ugh. Odious jackass. I wonder/hope if he can get sued for that.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ccd29708320eea1101b1956f67a00ddf8b530bdc4d970a7e4f703cd162b6e345.jpg

    • The_Wretched

      In this case, Roger is a self-framing toon.

  • AdamTh

    Grifter. Con-man. Money laundering.

    Kids today are learning all kinds of new words during the Cult45 admin….

    • customartist

      Trump?

  • kelven

    He’s always been so proud of his ratfucking. He is just upset that he is once again going to be held accountable for it.

  • OdieDenCO

    roger stone looking for leg money to flee the country on is more like it.

  • Michael White

    Someone else pay for my problems

  • labdad95

    I wouldn’t give Stone my used toilet paper.

  • customartist

    Somehow a drowning SNAKE just doesn’t evoke empathetic feelings in me?

  • argeejay

    Get it from Roy Cohn, cupcake.

  • Coprolite

    Roger Stone explains the republican tax and job strategies with a personal example, your money will trickle down to hire many lawyers.

  • Gianni

    One look at the ugly puss of his and I wouldn’t even part with spare change for him.

  • DesertSun59

    He’s as good as being a televangelist. He’ll probably get waaaaay more than the $500K he will bilk people of.

    • leastyebejudged

      A fool and their monaye…

  • Grumpy Old Man
  • leastyebejudged

    lol, guilty AF. This should be entered into the docket as evidence, lol