Christian Activist E.W. Jackson: God Will Punish Those Virginians That Voted For Trans Candidate Danica Roem

“Oh, Jesus, help us. The first question I would have is how can you represent me when you don’t even know who you are? If you’re confused about that, how can you represent me?  It’ll be interesting to see what God says when they stand before Him and whether He adheres to the politically correct nomenclature. Do you really want to put your personal seal of approval on that as a Christian and stand before God and think that that’s not going to be a problem?” – Christian activist and possible US Senate candidate E.W. Jackson, speaking on his radio show.


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  • Elagabalus

    There’s eventually going to be a “wide stance” incident involving Rev. Jackson. It’s only a matter of time.

    • Tawreos

      More likely it will involve a child showing where he was touched on a doll in front of a jury.

  • Tawreos

    If your god ever shows up that threat might mean something.

  • Boreal
    • TrueWords
      • Boreal

        Pretty much.

      • Octoberfurst

        That clip shows the reaction of every right-winger when they see people having fun in a non-Biblical way. 😉

        • JCF

          Allegedly (in their puny, Christianist brains) in a non-Biblical way.

    • Rambie

      I miss Ann Richards, she really told it like it was

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      We need someone like her again.

      • popebuck1

        For a second I thought you meant Gladys Kravitz. I need coffee.

    • kirstin trans-girl mtf transge

      tbh transgender ppl live by there identity so its not just in there bedroom i live as a girl every day but republicans do get way to nosey into other ppls lives

  • Tom Mears

    It is patently obviously that the folks in her district voted for the candidate who promised to try to fix traffic snarls. If they wanted a God Botherer then whoits would have one

  • Nic Peterson

    What he failed to add is that NEG will flood Tony Perkkkins home again as punishment.

  • Tulle Christensen

    Dude she knows who she is, you are the one who does not know who she is

  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a1e07dd16e8e5f59beb5594281bccf4250fc67e1a915529ea851efe5ad200469.jpg see the real reason i”m saying this is because I always get rejected when I slip out at night -no one wants my ugly ass…

    • The_Wretched

      Excessively making, “I’m scared” “I’m disgusted” and “I hate you” faces is off putting no matter how pretty you are.

  • Henry Auvil
    • safari

      I like fruit cake

      • Tulle Christensen

        I like fruit
        I like cake

        not so much fruit cake

        • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

          We used to play ‘pass the fruitcake’ every Christmas. Loser had to keep it for a year.

      • Dazzer

        A properly made fruit cake with lots of brandy and/or rum in it is a thing of joy.

  • Scout
    • Tulle Christensen

      strange way to put it….

      never mind ….

      • Gustav2

        No, Trump’s daughter-in-law’s brother is not Trumps’s son-in-law.

        • Tulle Christensen

          yea, figured that out a bit ago…I blame not enough coffee this morning

          not thinking clearly yet…

    • Halou

      The White House. A for-profit business wholly owned by the Trump crime family, itself owned by any foreign tyrant who can put on a good show.

      • Miji

        The curator at the White House better keep a close eye on the antiques, art, and china or they’re going to have things go missing left and right. I hope they’ve also made it clear that any gifts they receive as first family are not theirs to keep either.

        • olandp

          The American antiques will be safe, no gilt.

    • The_Wretched

      If we had a law following Congress and FEDGOV, it’s already illegal to do nepotism for political jobs.

    • stuckinthewoods

      The headline I read says “despite zero experience.” The man’s name is Kyle Yunaska.

      • Nowhereman

        That sounds kinda Russiany.

  • Boreal
    • Todd20036

      I like her mom

  • BostonBud

    She’s not confused but you apparently are. Also, no one but a “Christian” can represent you? You’re in the wrong country.

  • Scout
    • Chucktech

      Congratulations, sweetie! You are the vanguard of Virginia’s and our nation’s future.

    • JCF

      Damn onions…

  • sfjohn

    you got the crazy eyes……

  • Jay Silversmith

    E.W. Jackson speaks for GOD and judges all sinners for HIM. (well, that’s what the voices tell him.)

    • Todd20036

      funny how his invisible friend (that only he sees) thinks he is always right

      • David Walker

        That’s the joy of make-believe friends. Maybe one or two of mine will come back as I age. There was this one young guy who used to visit me sometimes when I was in the bathroom and sometimes in bed.

        • Chucktech

          LOL! Mine would sometimes visit in the shower at the gym…

    • kareemachan

      And I find the sheer effrontery of someone claiming to know how God thinks to be breathtaking in its stupidity.

      • agcons

        It’s something these assholes ought to know, if they read their bible.

  • Friday

    Cause, you lunatic bigot, she’s not an insane hater and she has policies that actually *do* represent the people, not a bunch of scam preachers and Wall Street exploiters and polluters?

    • Todd20036

      Yup. She spoke of grassroots problems.
      Her opponent spoke of bathrooms and incorrect pronouns.
      Guess who Virginians cared more about.

  • Bluto

    It’s people like this asshole who have convinced me that god is a kunt.

    • lymis

      Nah. God’s just always had a badly managed fan club.

      • whollyfool

        I’m stealing that

    • Librarykid

      This is a walking talking birth defect.

  • lymis

    The corollary being that electing straight cisgender Christians guarantees that they will represent everyone and work only for the common good.

    We all know how well that works.

  • Frostbite

    And when nothing happens, will you STFU already and accept it as “gods will”?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      lol, never

      • Frostbite

        sadly the truth. Since it doesn’t support their own earthly agenda.

  • lymis

    I can’t be bothered to check, but does clown even live in her district?

    • kareemachan

      Did he vote? Has he tried to run for office so “horrors” like wouldn’t happen? Has he walked a mile in their shoes? (Okay, he’d probably just get a bunion from that, but…)

      If the answer is no, then he needs to STFU.

  • Michael R

    Conservatives have to have an enemy to uphold their identity ,
    they fuck up more because they lack self awareness ,
    they refuse to examine their own behavior .

    • Todd20036

      Or course. With Muslim extremists, it’s gays. With Nazis it’s gays and Jews. WIth the CHristian extremists, it’s gays. Again.

      • Steverino

        The three Gs: god, guns, and gays.

  • fastlanestranger

    Strangely, God will send a Christian to shoot up a church full of praying people as punishment.

    • Todd20036

      In Texas.

      • Natty Enquirer

        You’d think that was punishment enough.

      • Octoberfurst

        God sure has a weird sense of “justice”. He’s kind of like the crazy neighbor who is pissed at the guy across the street so he goes and kicks his own dog. “That’ll show ’em!”

      • Old Top Kick

        In a tiny deep red Republican hick town.

    • olandp

      That wasn’t punishment, that was God’s grace. Whatever the fuck that means.

    • Nowhereman

      Isn’t that something?

  • Leo
    • Todd20036

      Military strike?

      • KarenAtFOH

        Trump is itching to change the subject of media scrutiny.

      • Dazzer

        If so, it would kill literally millions of Syrian refugees there. There are something like 2 million Syrians living in the most horrific conditions imagineable in the Lebanon at the moment.

        • Chucktech

          You say that like it might give the Saudis pause…

      • Gustav2

        Syria, Israel, the Palestinians are the external factors making Lebanon fail along with a Muslim population of 50-50 Sunni/Shia population and a sizable, if dwindling, Christian community. The country is divided against itself and who they should support.

        • Dazzer

          The pity of it is that the Lebanon used to be the most startlingly beautiful country in the middle east.

          And it used to have the most cultured and urbane population of virtually any country in the world.

          I used to go there a lot when I was a kid.

          What the country has become these days is a horror.

          • Chucktech

            Lebanon used to be an absolute jewel of a paradise. Then the 70’s happened.

          • stuckinthewoods

            My father used that familiar “Paris of the Middle East” to describe Beirut.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      WTF was Jared doing over there anyway ???

      • Halou

        Getting into bed with “radical Islamic terror”, anything to avoid his and Donald’s property businesses falling down into a heap of incompetence induced debt.

        • kareemachan

          Gotta save 666 Park Ave (or whatever the street is) somehow.

          • Steverino

            That would be a more appropriate address number for Trump Tower.

    • juanjo54

      The Iranian backed Yemeni regime fired a ballistic missile at Riyadh on Saturday. The Saudis have been supporting opponents of the Yemeni regime and has had troops in Yemen. The Iranians are assisting the Yemenis. The Iranians also are major financial backers of Hammas which is powerful in Lebanon. The Saudis have been meeting with the US government and received the go ahead to go after the Iranians. So pulling their citizens out of countries where they are at risk form Iran or Iranian proxies, makes sense.

  • alc2018

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de0b2d56ca6f94c0e5dac25ddcb5719bcf2e78ab85880238fb77b7aba7932b9c.jpg I hear voices all the time, so why not think its Jesus speaking through me, I got that spokesman kinda look…

    • Bambino

      Someone needs to lay off the meth before those eyeballs decide to elope.

  • RIck Notch

    Minneapolis elected two trans individuals to the city council.

    • BEARY FLINTSTONE

      And one is a SOUL SISTA!

  • Clive Johnson

    “The first question I would have is how can you represent me when you don’t even know who you are?”

    Um…How about a human being? Yes, a human being. Is this so hard?

    I know that this can get complicated for the religious conservative. Throw in a dash of human difference, a pinch of variety, a demand for personal dignity, respect and freedom, and the typical religious conservative is waiting in the wings ready to prop you up as the next scapegoat.

  • Bambino

    God don’t give a shit about micromanaging morons who can’t even put the right foot in a pair of pants.

  • /

    Wait… I thought that this god had a mysterious plan?
    He seems to be having a hell of a time enacting it.
    There isn’t enough Viagra to solve this god’s impotence problem.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Here’s the deal:
    Danica Is real.
    You are a fake.

    People and even pretend gods prefer real people.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Why did god punish him with stinky cheese face?

  • KarenAtFOH

    Oh FFS, she knows better than most people who she is, that’s why she went to all the trouble to transition! Jackson would live more than 5 minutes in her shoes without wilting like a dandelion on a hot sidewalk.

    • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

      She also went to the trouble of running for office, a stellar example of what really makes America great; its citizens. (except for about a third of ’em)

  • Uncle Mark

    Let’s be very clear on this, Rev Bigot makes his money sowing hate and fear. Apparently, his sheep would rather contribute money to oppose God’s other children than contribute money to help all God’s children.

    • Mark Née Fuzz

      God will punish you Virginians. So send money.

  • Halou

    Danica Roem knows exactly who she is, the only one who is confused about all this is Mr Jackson.

  • MichaelJ

    I’m sure all those voters are real scared.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Yikes, that face! It looks like an “angry mask” from traditional Asian theater.

  • paganguy

    Given the fact we’re stuck with the Falwells and Liberty U, have Nazis marching with torches, and are gerrymandered to within an inch of lives, I’d say Virginia has been punished enough, thank you VERY much. I’m starting to think we might be dragging the state into modern era – finally.

  • Boy Elvis

    Thanks for using “EW” as your first name, dude. Saves us a lot of effort.

    • Dazzer

      Mr Burns .gif

      “Excellent”

  • Lizard

    I watched a couple of Danica Roem’s interviews. She knows exactly who she is and what she stands for.

    Typical anti-trans bigotry. Roem’s in office and E.W. Jackson isn’t. I guess it rankles.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Who woulda thought that a white person would be thought superior to a black person?

  • kareemachan

    Well, die then, if you should be willing to die to prevent gay marriage. Gawd wants you to, according to you, and of course you know *just* what he’s thinking, amirite?

  • Friday’s_cat

    The Easter Bunny called Jackson to tell him he wants his cojones back.

  • BartmanLA

    The most disgusting thing about a lot of these election victories is that the rabid right wing crazies feel empowered by Trump and his ilk to say the terrible and hateful things in public now. They feel emboldened to continue to sow seeds of hate and bias at virtually every public speaking engagement they can conjure up by inciting discrimination and prejudice to anyone listening. Standing on their 1st Amendment rights keeps them going and then using the 2nd Amendment to threaten citizens when they feel they aren’t being “treated fairly” after the decades and decades of oppressing all kinds of people be they LGBT or people of color. I just fear this rhetoric is going to get much worse and it’s going to lead to more and more tragic and violent reactions from bigots and hatefilled people.

    • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

      I’ve noticed a trend where these ’emboldens’ pop their heads up, spout a bunch of hateful stuff, then lose their jobs, families, friends when attention is drawn to their hateful speeches.

      So let the rhetoric continue. We’re watching, and some are taking notes.

    • JAKvirginia

      Well, c’mon, you go with what you’ve got, right? That’s all they’ve got.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Careful asshole. God usually sends hurricanes after hate filled degenerates like you.
    God loves the gays. When are these shit kicking backwoods bumblefucks going to get it?

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    Shuddup, you ignorant, phobic homunculus!

  • Ben in Oakland

    Dear EeeeewwwwwwJackson,

    Did you ever stop to think that god is punishing those Virginians who DIDN’T vote for Ms. Roem by the very fact of her winning?

    Didn’t think so.

    • Chucktech

      Dear EeeeewwwwwwJackson,

      Did you ever stop to think?

      Didn’t think so. Thinking displeases your god.

      • Ben in Oakland

        Thinking are hard.

  • Gene Perry

    Such an appropriate name … Eeewwwww Jackson.

    • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

      Gotta love it! Also, ewwwww!

  • Ben in Oakland

    So, really, Mr. Party of Personal Responsibility? You don’t know who she is, and it’s all HER fault?

  • superindy

    EEWW Jackson …. perfect name.

  • Kevin Perez

    E.W.Jackson seems nice. Is he gay married?

    • JAKvirginia

      No. He and his flock divorced. Baaahhh…

  • John Calendo

    What really burns these evangelicals’ asses is that Danica Roem knows exactly who she is.

  • Harveyrabbit
  • KnownDonorDad

    It’s a good thing we don’t live in a theocracy.

  • Thorn Spike

    With people like this out on the streets and, good God, on the air, “Oh, Jesus, help us,” indeed.

  • Salton

    He stole Michelle Bachmann’s eyes.

    • -M-

      Paging Kim Carnes, paging Kim Carnes…

  • kat

    Your god is dead, you idiot Christer.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Unfortunately, these are the rabid dog whistles to the crazed xtians to carry out “God’s” work. I hope Danica now has people to look out for her.

  • ArchiLaw

    Fear not, Danica knows who she is—and where she’s been.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    Hey, he got the pronoun right. Now we need to work on that “Democrat” party thing. One step at a time.

    Fortunately for him, he lives nowhere the 13th District, so he doesn’t have to worry about being represented by her.

  • Patrick

    Hon she is gods punishment on YOU. Repent while you still can!

  • hdtex
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • CB

    The utter absurdity that anyone will ever “stand before god” makes me laugh. These moronic xtians have to frame everything in temporal terms they understand, WHICH IS HOW FUCKING MYTHS CAME INTO BEING. I refuse to have my morality dictated by some irrational fiction.

  • Guess

    Ewww Jackson says what?

    • JAKvirginia

      Right? It’s in the name!

      Nitpick: Punctuation is important.
      Ewww, Jackson.

  • FelineMama

    But, you & your ILK are always sayin’ it’s gawd’s will when people get elected, now he’s punishing the voters. He created the tea party cause Mr. Obama got elected? Damn ew, which is it? Oh, YOUR way! BTW, what happened to the TP anyways?

  • Nowhereman

    I think it’s telling that these religious freaks are so concerned about other people’s private parts and what they do or do not do with them. Shouldn’t christians be focusing on feeding the poor, healing the sick and welcoming the stranger? It’s way past time to tax the churches. They should not allowed to participate in political action, If they do, then pay to play.

    • FelineMama

      AMEN!! I’ve always felt this way. If “churches” are constantly taking in tithes, shouldn’t that be going to feeding, clothing & sheltering the poor.? I thought that was their Jeebus’ message they’re always squawking about. Not living in mansions, & extravagance, etc. NOW, they want a voice in politics!! TAX THE CHURCHES!! And, the scam-evangelists. It’s long overdue.

  • JCF
  • Gianni

    God has already punished your kind. He allowed her to be elected. According to your beliefs, He could have prevented that by altering the voters’ minds to vote for her opposition, that putrid Rep piece of slime.

  • Ann Kah

    Well yes, “god” will punish them. They will die, someday, for the sin of voting for her. And so will all the people that voted the other way, because y’know god loves them and wants them to be with him. And he will eventually kill all those who failed to vote at all, and those who cast a write-in ballot. They’ll all die. So there is proof positive of god, no matter how you voted!

  • John Kirk

    I thought when the Supreme Court announced that LGBTQ peoples had Equality on June 26, 2015, this meant that all of us, even transgendered peoples, were free and equal, as equal as any other to get married and also to hold office when duly elected. So all these charlatan pastors had better shut their stupid, ignorant traps. I think E. W. Jackson is a few cards short of a deck.

  • Old Top Kick

    He’s on the D/L. Waiting for the rent boy scandal to break.

  • BEARY FLINTSTONE

    THAT PIC IS A KEE!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!! joe for the win!

  • Dylan Bianco

    There was a time when good Christians would be disgusted by black people representing them…way to carry on the discrimination asshole Jackson

  • kirstin trans-girl mtf transge

    omg more fake christians crying over history being made
    virgina has great things to look forward to now that marshall is no longer there to ruin ppls rights and freedom
    these anti trans so called christians dont believe in a god who loves all they believe in is hate they dont know the meaning of love i almost feel bad for them
    danica roam will make great changes for virginia i almost want to move there
    the worlds not black and white get your head out of your 2000 year old book and step into reality
    im a transgender christian but i believe in a god who loves ppl not hates like the 1 you believe in

    Always a girl Always myself

  • Katrina Turner

    A black person, discriminating against a person because of who they are, is no better than the bigoted racist themselves