Bodyguard Testifies That Trump Was Offered Five Women During Moscow Pageant, Offer Was Refused

NBC News reports:

After a business meeting before the Miss Universe Pageant in 2013, a Russian participant offered to “send five women” to Donald Trump’s hotel room in Moscow, his longtime bodyguard told Congress this week, according to three sources who were present for the interview.

Two of the sources said the bodyguard, Keith Schiller, viewed the offer as a joke, and immediately responded, “We don’t do that type of stuff.”

The two sources said Schiller’s comments came in the context of him adamantly disputing the allegations made in the Trump dossier, written by a former British intelligence operative, which describes Trump having an encounter with prostitutes at the hotel during the pageant. Schiller described his reaction to that story as being, “Oh my God, that’s bull—-,” two sources said.

  • safari

    Wasn’t this particular denial part of the dossier? That he was offered and then refused this particular time?

  • gaycuckhubby

    This was reported months ago by the AP.
    Not really anything of import here.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    “Tell them I want six or none at all!”

    • Lumpy Gaga

      With six you get pee-pee platter.

      • TheManicMechanic

        Winnar of all teh internets!

    • skyweaver

      Art of the deal, baby

  • Lazycrockett

    Please Drumpf is one of those types that if its free they are going to take it. Even if its a shitty key ring.

    • Outlaw Woman

      That was my thought.
      Even if he wasn’t in the mood, he would have had them dust and clean.

      • Bluto

        Fetch him McDonalds. “Don’t forget the extra ketchup, bitches!”

        • fuzzybits

          The Reagan years taught all of us ketchup is a vegetable.

          • Snarkaholic

            Did you misspell Kellyanne?

          • Mickey Bitsko

            As was Reagan himself.

          • Grumpy Old Man

            Sorry OT: (I just have to tell this joke, sorry/not sorry).
            Two carrots were walking up Pike st. when the light across Boren st changed to ‘Don’t Walk’ so they made a dash to get across the street. One made it but the other was not so lucky and was hit. The ambulance took the injured to the hospital where the healthy carrot waited for hours while his friend was in surgery.
            Finally, the surgeon came out and gave him the bad news.
            “He lived but I am sorry, he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life’

        • Christopher

          Ok, I read that as “Felch him at McDonalds.”

          I definitely need more coffee. And now brain bleach.

    • Halou

      “If you’re not paying for it, you are the product being sold”

    • GayOldLady

      Not only would he take it, he’d take more than one human being could possibly use. I remember as a child they would hand out cardboard fans at Mass on Sunday because there was no air conditioning in most places in those days. I would wonder why some people, usually old women, would take a handful of fans instead of one even though the holder clearly said “one per person”. It was free so they took it.

    • glass

      I suspect there were more than 5 girls. He is the type to not only take free, but ask for as much “free” as he can con out of people.

  • edrex
    • Judas Peckerwood

      Good. He’s been creeping under the radar for years. It’s about time somebody turned over his rock.

      • Lazycrockett

        and where is Bryan Singer??

        • gaycuckhubby

          That’s what I’m asking. If all these people go down and Bryan Singer us left standing I’ll be pissed.

          • Lazycrockett

            I would be truly amazed if he was smart enough or had someone smart enough to make sure his boys were a day over 18.

          • gaycuckhubby

            Even if they were of age lots of the accusations are about being drugged and abused

        • Dazzer

          He’s in London. He’s directing the Freddie Mercury story. And from all reports leaking out from the set, he’s alternately having a nervous breakdown or locking himself in his trailer and just screaming.

          Given the current news stories about sexual harassment, I have no idea why, of course…

          • ChrisMorley

            You do do a very juicy line in credible gossip. Often. Thanks.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Good

    • Lumpy Gaga

      The Times story is already out.

      [Sigh]

    • Lazycrockett

      Twitter is exploding with sexual harassment charges this afternoon.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok
      • Dazzer

        My favourite is that Ed Westwick raped a woman.

        Westwick Hoovers up dust better than a turbo-charged Dyson, but (from everyone I know who’s worked with him) the idea that he’d get his hands icky with girl cooties is met with the world’s biggest eye-roll.

        • JCF

          Rape is about POWER-over, not sex. If you’re implying re his sexual orientation, I would say that that is irrelevant to the charge of rape. [You’d agree w/ me that straight men can&do rape other men?]

          • Grumpy Old Man

            When women were allowed in combat roles, one of the worries is that they would be raped if captured. POW rape is glossed over as ‘torture’ but if you read the reports carefully, you begin to understand that many of the troops captured were raped as part of the power status issues.

          • ColdCountry

            Yes!

    • Bluto

      Men really are pigs.

    • William

      I’d watch Louis have a wank.

      • edrex

        you’re welcome to it. and he seems to enjoy an audience.

    • JCF

      I know nothing of the charges, but—just from his vibe—this doesn’t surprise me. *

      * Criminally, innocent until proven guilty, of course.

    • ColdCountry

      Why the fuck do (some) men think women want to see, and will be impressed by, their dicks? Even straight women don’t want those ugly little things waved in their faces.

      [Disclaimer: I’m drinking.]

  • AJD

    Why did he refuse? Disagreement over hourly bed-pissing rates?

    • TampaDink

      The women were too old?

      • Halou

        Ivanka wasn’t among them.

    • skyweaver

      I think you mean pissing match

  • I call bullshit.

  • Tunamelt
  • skyweaver

    Countdown to prostitutes coming forward with their own pee-pee cellphone video in 3…2…

  • Boreal
  • Tawreos

    Oh so if he turned down hookers one time then of the other things in the dossier must be true.

  • crewman

    He strikes me as the kind of loyal person Trump wants everyone around him to be. He would testify water was dry if it would benefit Trump.

  • Jim Maloney

    Oh, this again. I remember when this happened to the previous future presidential candidates too.

  • fuzzybits
  • another_steve

    I think having a Russian hooker sent to my room would absolutely horrify me.

    Were they to send Jared to my room, however, I’d smile.

    • Tomcat

      Then you would have to spend some time with Mueller later you know.

      • another_steve

        Mueller’s everybody’s daddy. 😉

    • canoebum

      Jared is a Russian hooker. It’s just his rates are a little higher than most of the other ones.

    • Jeb

      Didn’t this cease to be funny a long time ago? Continuing to objectify that deplorable piece of shit is creepy and disgusting. Show some self respect.

      • another_steve

        Suggest you block me, sweetie.

        As I’m about to block you.

  • david fairfield

    So if the tapes surface then I guess we can add him to the list of liars…..

    • Tomcat

      Just add him anyway, he works for the head liar.

    • JCF

      Perjurers.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Uggghhh. Can we PLEASE get a female POTUS this century?

  • Pohaku

    Probably because Trump insisted on more, and 5 wasn’t a good enough deal…you never take the first offer…he said it himself..” I want 9!”

    • JCF

      You’re an 8!

  • Tomcat

    Sure it was refused, can you show us the pictures of it being refused?

  • Halou
  • PickyPecker
  • MikeBx2

    Usually when they confirm some of the story, it means there’s truth to all of the story. After all, he could have just said it never happened.

    • MikeBx2

      I think he would only admit to the offer of prostitutes, if he knows the likelihood it can be proven. There must be tape.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    His statement is true.

    Trump sent the bodyguard to bed and said : ” just send the 3 blonde ones. “

  • fuzzybits
    • coram nobis

      Is that why visitors Moen when they see them?

      • fuzzybits

        Arrrggg,lol.

      • ColdCountry

        That was unforgivable. Quick, witty, clever, and funny, but unforgivable.

        • coram nobis

          Ah, but who today remembers American Standard?

          • ColdCountry

            Me. 😉

  • Michael R
  • TrueWords
    • ColdCountry

      Excellent! Though I might argue that billionaire status.

  • MikeBx2
    • Ross

      But did Hillary lose?

      Or was the election stolen from her?

  • TrueWords
    • ColdCountry

      Thank you, Joshua. I always wondered why more men – and I know there was several – did not protest Dump on that.

  • popebuck1

    Schiller described his reaction to that story as being, “Oh my God, that’s bull—-,” two sources said.

    Specifically, the part where he turned down the offer.

  • fuzzybits
  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
    • Tomcat

      Is that Make America Gross Again?

      • Todd Allis

        Make America Grope Again.

      • JCF

        Truthfully, when has America ever not been gross?

  • PickyPecker
    • coram nobis

      With a capital T!
      And that rhymes with P!
      And that stands for pool.

      • ColdCountry

        Trouble! Right here in River City! With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool! We surely got trouble, right here in River City! Gotta figure out a way to keep the young ones moral after school.

        Sorry, got carried away. I LOVE that movie, and Robert Preston. The whole cast is stellar, and I know there are other fans here…. (Pick a little, talk a little…..)

        • coram nobis

          Great cast, and that “Trouble” bit certainly says a lot about how to stampede a constituency.

  • peacfulseas inWA

    Of course he didn’t send them to Dotard’s room. Think of the optics! He sent them to his,Schiiler’s , room. Then slipped Dotard Dump his hotel key. Technically he told the truth.

    • Halou

      Interesting theory, and not completely impossible.

      • peacfulseas inWA

        That’s what I would have done or if I were in Schiller’s heels I might have said ” psst send them to my room and here’s a little something for you to keep this between you and meeeeee.”

    • OdieDenCO

      alternative: the hookers were sent to the room the Obama’s stayed in. donny and schiller both had other rooms. donny joined the hookers later

      • peacfulseas inWA

        Entirely plausible since they take over entire floors of the hotels they stay in as security measures.

  • Tomcat

    The dossier is going to pan out to be truth all the way.

    • Halou

      Large parts of it have already been proven true.

      • Buford

        My understand is that nothing has yet been DISproven… so the other shoe just needs to drop.

  • GayOldLady

    Hahahaha!!!! Well, that corroborates the Steele Dossier assertion that Russian hookers were involved. You just can’t make this shit up!!!! 🙂

    • clay

      And the more he protests “Trump’s a businessman, here on business, doing business things” the more he underscores the more numerous business allegations in the Steele Dossier.

      • Paul

        If there’s one thing I’ve learnt about ‘businessmen’ is that they do love to hold client meetings in ‘gentleman’s clubs’.

  • fuzzybits
  • Tomcat

    Personally I would not want a hooker to pee on me even if I were on fire.

  • Gigi

    Those women dodged a bullet.

  • coram nobis

    A Russian honey trap? Oldest trick in the spy book.

    • stuckinthewoods

      I’ve always assumed even Melania was pushed in front of him.

      • coram nobis

        I thought Slovenia was on our side this semester.

  • TrueWords
  • Tomcat

    Truth be known he probably said five hookers, I am offended, send ten.

  • -M-
  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • GayOldLady

    What do you want to bet that Schiller was involved in the orgy? He doesn’t want his wife and/or GF or family to know. Why would the Russians even offer prostitutes for group sexcapades if they didn’t know that’s what Trump liked? This is getting better by the hour.

    • coram nobis

      Was the bodyguard one of their plants? A double agent?

      • GayOldLady

        That would be interesting, wouldn’t it?

        • coram nobis

          Would make it even more plausible.

    • Danieruw

      There was a rumor that Miss Honduras was raped right after the pageant by a bodyguard. If it’s true (and I hope not just because it would mean she didn’t go through that horrible experience), he would certainly be a prime suspect (and not a credible witness for all this). Again, I hope that didn’t happen to her.

      • Paul

        If you’ve spent decades looking after Trump and knowing the stuff he’s got up to, then unless you’re as morally bankrupt as him, you’d have found a new job by now.

  • JAKvirginia

    FAKE NEWS! It’s the women who refused.

  • Buford

    Wow! Five women… that’s a lot of pee!!

    • Jeffg166

      Gallons. His dream come true.

  • hdtex
  • FAEN

    He declined because those women would have laughed uncontrollably. Melania has it in her contract to keep a straight face. The Botox helps. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1dd1b843a91c8379650532db3fb1a859f55245e07f3cd78bed15b03c4d6cf8c1.jpg

  • dcurlee

    Well like if Trump said it that’s good enough for me…these people think the majority are stupid

  • TheManicMechanic

    Refused by Trump? Or did the women begin giggling and say no because of tiny hands and tinier pee-pee?

  • BobSF_94117


    Trump Was Offered Five Women During Moscow Pageant, Offer Was Refused

    He doesn’t do odd numbers.

    • clay

      or black, so he’s reducing his chances at Roulette by 75%.

  • William

    Forgetting to pack your Viagra as a legal defense.

  • j.martindale

    He was already tied up with the two pissing on the bed, of course.

  • JackFknTwist

    O/T – apologies to this thread – I couldn’t find the right place to vent, and it’s an itch that I must scratch. Please ignore if it annoys you.
    ______________________________________________________________

    I’m furious at the way Kevin Spacey is being hunted by the film industry and Netflix. Again tonight they are re-shooting another movie he has made substituting Christopher Plummer for Spacey. ( All the Money in the World.)

    As far as I know Spacey has not been charged, indicted, tried or convicted with any offence.
    As I recall we have a right to be tried by a jury of our peers since Magna Carta was signed by King John at Runnymeade in 1215. Equally it has always been the proud boast of the common law that the golden thread that runs through the ages in the common law has always been that a man is presumed innocent until proved guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

    When did it happen that our liberal progressive society regressed back to a time before 1215 ?

    When did it become acceptable to round up the village inquisitors with their torches and pitch forks to dispense rough justice, aka no justice ?
    When did it become acceptable for society to heap extra punishment on an accused over and above the penalties prescribed by law after a trial ?
    When did it become only necessary to level an accusation to achieve condemnation?
    When did the “hue and cry” of the ancient common law become the end rather than the beginning of the accusatory process ?
    When did the Alice in Wonderland world spill into our current poisoned public attitudes : “Verdict first; evidence later !”…said the Red Queen.

    I, for one, have had my fill of the Red Queens and their witch-hunt shrill sans culottes’ shrieking.

    No matter what Kevin Spacey has done he is a superb actor, an accomplished artistic director and a great dramatist. His acting performances in “Gore” and that latest movie “All the Money in the World” are acting jobs, they are acting performances I want to see.
    These movies have nothing to do with his personal life and their cancellation only heaps on the siren calls of the demented, whipped-up, sanctimonious baying rabble.
    Shame on the movie makers, shame on Netflix; Spacey’s work is beyond your money minded motivations. These films should be released and the law and the courts should handle any accusations against Spacey – not Hollywood self righteous fascists.

    There. I’ve said it. I could not keep in my outrage at this treatment of a presumed innocent man. Time and the law will decide.
    No more of the Red Queen.

    • teeveedub

      The court system is bound by law. The movie studios are businesses, free to act as they choose. If Spacey is perceived to be a risk to their reputations or their finances, they’re going to jettison him. They’re not obligated to keep him on.

      • JackFknTwist

        I’m not suggesting that they are so obligated.
        I am suggesting that the treatment of Spacey is despicable.

    • Talisman

      The court of public opinion is much harsher than the rule of law.

      Our country values vengeance over justice, and that allows companies to do as they please.

  • Blackfork

    Who WOULD fuck 5 fat Russian women dressed in burlap?

  • Tiger Quinn

    As previously reported, Paul Wood (Chief BBC Russia Correspondent) has written of *multiple* witnesses at the Ritz Moscow who saw those women *with* Trump as he tried to get them up to his room *without* having them sign in. So the offer made to Trump was *accepted*.

  • Gee

    But The Bodyguard eventually left the hotel and doesn’t know what happened once he left

    • Halou

      How convenient…

  • Steven B

    And here’s what no major news networks are reporting about this story. There is documenting proof that Trump had women in his room when he was hosting the Miss America Pageant in Russia. Read it at this link by Seth Abramson.
    https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/928725982088974338

    • houstonray

      This is some fascinating and well sourced reading. Thanks for sharing. I’m going to retweet as much as I can.

      • Steven B

        And follow Seth Abramson on Twitter. You’ll see tons of stuff like this that you’ll never see on Rachel Maddow or Lawrence ODonell. And I watch them every day so I’m a big fan of theirs. Just saying that I learn so much more on Abramson’s Twitter feed than on MSNBC.

    • JCF

      Thank you for this.

  • Coprolite

    Keith Schiller, immediately responded, “We don’t do that type of stuff.”

    This is the man that has been opening doors for Trump for 20 plus years, Trumps most loyal employee, the man most knowledgable with all the criminal “stuff” Trump has asked Keith to do over the years.

  • Jeffg166

    Wouldn’t they pee on him?

  • SoCalVet

    well we’re getting somewhere when they admit that half of the allegations are true.

  • kareemachan

    He’s quite… vehement about this. One wonders why…. Maybe he took leftovers?

  • Andrea_Rae

    Fuck faces ego would never allow him to turn down five fawning whores, hell he married just one, five might actually get him to climax…..ewww….

  • Charles Nelson

    Schiller already has a bag packed for his lengthy stay in a Federal resort surrounded by razor wire.

  • tomfromthenews

    “Offer was refused.”
    By whom? Trump or the women?

  • lhbbcp

    Was he ill?