That Time Omarasa Brought Her Rowdy 39-Person Uninvited Bridal Party To The White House For Photos

Standard reality show behavior:

One Saturday in early April, Omarosa Manigault caused a stir in the White House. The Apprentice villain turned senior White House official brought members of her 39-person bridal party to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for an extended wedding photo shoot, catching fellow senior aides and some security officials by surprise in her bridal attire.

They loudly wandered around, looking to snap photos in the Rose Garden and throughout the West Wing, according to four current and former White House officials.

While itโ€™s unclear if she received any formal permission for the photo shoot, at least some lawyers and other senior aides were not briefed in advance, the officials said. They quickly banned Manigault, the director of communications for the Office of the Public Liaison, from posting the pictures online, citing security and ethical concerns.

John Kelly is reportedly ready to her the ax for unrelated general incompetence.

  • kareemachan

    I’m shocked, shocked I say.

  • Tawreos

    Judging by Kelly’s recent statements I have a feeling the melanin content of her skin has something to do with it along with general incompetence.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      That Time… you could literally cheer for nobody.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    If Kelly were really going to start axing people for general incompetence, he’d have to start with his boss.

    • Boreal

      Then himself.

      • Tulle Christensen

        No he should fire everyone else, then himself

        • Boreal

          I’m ok with everyone being fired no matter how it happens.

          • metrored

            They could do it like a phone tree and knock it out in no time… What am I talking about!? They’re not capable of that kind of efficiency.

    • jerry

      Yeah, General Incompetence is the chief of staff…

  • bkmn
  • Boreal
    • Tawreos

      They all need fired, bottom to top and bring in a whole new bunch to try again.

  • Do Something Nice

    Under Trump, culturally, the White House is closer to Walmart than a place of reverence and respect.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Lazycrockett

      La Toya you’d know.

  • Sean Taylor

    Wtf does that bitch do exactly

    • Tulle Christensen

      Act like a bitch

      • greenmanTN

        Act?

      • Sean Taylor

        she don’t have to act like one honey

    • clay

      Keeps the line of communication open to the African-American community, like the Congressional Black Caucus, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and the Urban League, often incorporating media figures such as bastions of the Civil Rights Movement, superstars in Entertainment, and professional football players. Why, just look at how she’s connected Pwesident Turmp with Black Lives Matter! They’ve taken over “BLM” from the Bureau of Land Management!

      • Sean Taylor

        BAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • AJ Drew

      She somehow keeps DT from freaking out (and bursting into flames) when ‘those people’ lay hands upon him…

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d10a147eee08f027867c072334e67cb283b1d46516d8baefd714896224962f5a.jpg

      • clay

        Before I read your post, I thought the text was going to be: “Thoughts and Prayers”

  • PickyPecker
  • Lars Littlefield

    Have they finally accounted for all the missing flat ware?

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    “And always dignity!”

    • perversatile

      Omarasa’s bridal registry had ”Red Solo” by Dixie listed as her china pattern.

  • Lazycrockett
  • Word is she posted those photos online anyway.

    In any case, I’m not surprised. Nobody in the Trump administration has the least respect for our country’s institutions. All they care about is getting what they want and plundering the last dollar possible.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    The nicest thing I can say about Omarosa is that her name has seven letters in it.

    • Tawreos

      So does ‘fuck her’, but I am guessing that is just a coincidence. =)

      • Tulle Christensen

        not even with your dick…oh you mean in the not nice way, never mind

    • She has nice eyebrows and cheekbones.

      That’s all I got. Otherwise she’s a completely deplorable woman who’s only missing her basket.

    • Reality.Bites

      Nicest I can say is it has six.

  • Boreal
  • The_Wretched

    Everyone must bow down to Trump:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8OVmhpjPKI

  • nocadrummer

    “general incompetence”?
    I thought that was a hallmark of the current administration, and cause for promotion!

    • Tawreos

      I get the feeling that General Incompetence is the general Trump thinks he is smarter than.

      • Tulle Christensen

        The sad thing is he isn’t

    • clay

      Maybe they want a more specific incompetence, directly related to their place of employment.

  • Curatorman

    How many spelling and grammatical errors can you squeeze into an article this brief?

    • clay

      Joe’s in the Canaries. It’s cocktail hour there.

      • Treant

        Possibly both followed and preceeded by cock in tail hour.

        Hey, BTDT. I can’t possibly be the only one.

  • gaycuckhubby

    I’m really struggling to envision what the next Presidential Administration will look like. Within 10 months the entire government has been taken over by incompetent, egotistical amateurs. Will we ever get back to any semblance of maturity and dignity and seriousness?

    • MBear

      No

    • No idea. But it was just proven that a single election is all that stood between America as a respected world superpower with a mostly functioning federal government and…this. An isolated worldwide laughingstock reduced in every way imaginable.

      I honestly don’t know if there’s a way to recover from this, or that we’ll ever deal with the institutional vulnerabilities that made Donald’s Russia-backed electoral coup possible.

      • The_Wretched

        As long as we have a overclass calling the shots and demanding permanent tax cuts paid for with 1.5 trillion in borrowing that also guts the social safety net, nope. We’re doomed. They are killing the golden goose. The US economy generates massive wealth – more GDP per capita than everywhere else. There is zero economic limit on health care, housing and education for all Americans. It’s all entirely political & structural.

        GOP Rep Chris Collins – serve the master or never run again:
        http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/chris-collins-donors-tax-plan

    • Tawreos

      We might if people stop falling in love with candidates and vote for the overall good of the country instead of just their pet issues.

    • Lazycrockett

      That is why it is very important for Northam to win today. If he loses the Drumpf attitude will dominate the forseeable future in our candidates.

      • blackstar
      • jerry

        That, and if Northam loses, it will confirm to the GOP that the racist ads Gillespie ran works. So every race next year, we would get an even-worse onslaught of “Willie Horton”-style garbage.

    • Halou

      The amount of work it will take to restore confidence in the government not just among Americans, but with allied nations as well. If Trump finishes four years the damage may be insurmountable. But at least Russia “likes” this new version of America, and I guess that’s all that matters…

    • What was so great about everything before? This didn’t happen over night. Trump’s embarrassing but endless wars by Bush and Obama, oligarchic control and a shrinking middle class have been happening for a long time.

  • Blake Mason

    This post was fucking delicious….

    http://i.imgur.com/1LVS1vP.gif

  • Slippy_World
  • boobert

    And that was in APRIL ! If it wasn’t leaked, they wouldn’t have done a damn thing about it . Here’s to the leakers !

  • TrueWords
  • Halou

    Are we talking about the Omarosa here?

    “Let me just tell you, Mr. Trump has a long memory and we’re keeping a list,”
    “It’s so great our enemies are making themselves clear so that when we get in to the White House, we know where we stand,”

  • Leo
    • boobert

      That’s my district. The problem is that there are many republicans here. I hope the moron does more stupid things to make them flip.

  • boobert

    We did our duty ! Democrats right down the line . Please send a message and do the same !

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Statewide, PA is mostly about judges today.

      And I trust neither the PA Dem apparatus nor the local ward committee leaders wholly in their endorsements and recommendations for a number of reasons.

      And I know nada about most of the (mostly judicial) candidates, but just enough to hit “D” for everything because no “R” deserves to be on any bench anywhere.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Good job! Thanks boobert!!

    • AJ Drew
  • Paula

    Money canโ€™t buy class or wisdom.

    • Smokey

      But it seems like it can buy immunity from some of those pesky laws and regulations the rest of us follow.

    • AJ Drew

      and yet it apparently can buy the position of POTUS and having foreign dignitaries fill your wine glass with Diet Coke. (grrr)

  • safari
    • Won’t work, for obvious reasons. He’s now radioactive. His acting career is OVER.

      • Lazycrockett

        The thing is that it seems that everyone hated him long before this scandal happened. Surprised he had as much of a career as he did.

        • JP

          I used to work at a mid level talent agency and I worked for an agent that represented him in some capacity(to protect identities I won’t say). The best story I got was he had gotten his check for American Beauty and the agent suggested he should donate some to charity. Spacey’s alleged response- “Don’t you fucking tell me what to do with my fucking money. Someone else can donate to charity but I don’t fucking have to!” That impression has stuck with me ever since.

      • William

        Stephen Collins is back on reruns.

    • JAKvirginia

      He doesn’t have sex issues. He has power issues. Wrong clinic.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Prison seems like the proper clinic for a repeat abuser.

    • Paula

      Bye, Kevin.. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  • Treant

    “John Kelly is reportedly ready to [give] her the ax for unrelated general incompetence.”

    Just FYI, your site is so nice that even this tiny, insignificant error stands out. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • AJ Drew

      which is why most of us ignored it >slaps Treant’s hand< : )

      • Treant

        Nobody benefits from an error ignored.

        :-p

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” John Kelly is reportedly ready to her the ax for unrelated general incompetence. ”

    Lol Enjoying happy hour ?

    • AJ Drew

      Hey, he deserves it, and at least someone is (as we US folks stuck here await election results…)

  • Smokey

    I work with this security stuff every day. Any of the actions we have seen in the tRump WH would get clearances revoked, employees fired, and maybe even civil or criminal charges at my level. I don’t know if I should be amazed or saddened.

    • AJ Drew

      hmm, “bewildered or disgusted” seem more apt to my mind… ?

    • JAKvirginia

      “Excuse me?” she said. ‘I (with emphasis) am being a jerk? What about the Head Jerk in the Oval? (eyebrows raised).” So, they let her in.

  • HZ81

    We’ll have to burn down the WH when Trump is evicted. It’ll be a filthy shit hole.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      There’s already pee stains on all the carpets and upholstery. Disgusting!

      • JAKvirginia

        Before they painted it white after the burning in 1812, the President’s Mansion was a light shade of yellow due to the sandstone walls. Fun facts.

    • Megrim Twist

      The stench! We’ll never get the stink out of the place!

    • James in Hollywood

      I would have trusted Big and Little Edie as caretakers over this bunch.

  • SFBruce

    This happened back in April, so there doesn’t seem to any rush to get rid of her.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “We’re still getting sticky penis lollipops out of the carpets.”

    — WH staff

    • Treant

      In her defense, what’s a bridal party without them? For that matter, what’s a groom’s party at a gay wedding without them?

      • Lumpy Gaga

        A Log Cabin meetup.

  • Treant

    OT: It’s. Snowing. Just a bit mixed into the rain, and it’s 40 degrees so none will stick. But it was 73 three days ago.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      You could have at least wished us all a “Merry Christmas!”
      Stop the war on Xmas!

      • Tulle Christensen

        Happy Holidays….it’s 83 where I live

        • djcoastermark

          Same here, and getting warmer before days end. I just love fall.

      • Treant

        Happy Not Even Thanksgiving Yet.

        The Christmas season is official when all my Christmas (and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and Solstice) soaps are through initial cure and wrapped.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          Trump: After first snow, we will all be saying ‘Merry Christmas”, god damn it! #MAGA

          • Treant

            Tuck Frump.

          • coram nobis

            Truck Fonald Dump.

          • PickyPecker

            One of the local radio stations switched over to 24/7 holiday music already. Big deal about it on the local news. GAH!

          • Brian Burleson

            The fucking Hallmark Channel is Christmas 24/7. They preempted my overnight I Love Lucy for this. Makes me wanna take a 2 month nap.

        • Dazzer

          Do you have a website for your soaps?

          • Treant

            I don’t! I don’t sell them, so I may occasionally post an image here or on (God Forbid!) Facebook. But other than that, since they’re gifts, I don’t want people to know what they look like!

          • MT YVR

            They look like penises, don’t they?

            ๐Ÿ˜›

            I KID.

            Sort of. Mainly. Sometimes. What were we talking about?

          • Treant

            I think we were talking about penises, but I’m not really sure myself.

      • jerry

        Christmas!?!! But I’ve still got my Constitution Day decorations up!

    • William

      I have the AC cranked up at my house. It’s a sweatbox outside.

      • Treant

        It’s dropped to 39.2 already. It won’t stick, but it’s still kind of funny.

        • William

          I just walked outside. It’s cool and there is a strong breeze from the north. A front must have come through. Now I can turn off the AC.

          • Treant

            On November seventh you can turn off the AC.

            I know, I know, ours went off on Monday evening.

    • PickyPecker

      42F and cloudy here. Definitely November.

  • Henry Auvil

    I would like to murder the person who invented the concept of “reality”.

  • another_steve

    Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?

    (Love to the first person who identifies the source of that line.)

    • Treant

      Boys in the Band. Too EZ. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • another_steve

        Only ’cause you’re an old fairy. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Treant

          I’m almost old enough to fly off to the glitter pits to die.

          • another_steve

            Me, I’m at the point in life when a good bowel movement is almost as important as sex.

          • JAKvirginia

            NO!!!! I”m clapping my hands! See! Everybody CLAP!!

          • Treant

            We already know you believe in fairies. Turning back the aging process is, regrettably, much more difficult.

    • Dazzer

      Nicki from Big Brother

      • William

        So she’s qualified to be Secretary of Contusions?

    • trouble94114

      Harold, Boys in the Band

  • Megrim Twist

    Another fucking moron.

  • Leo
    • Treant

      If the rain keeps them home, they deserve a fuckin’ fascist.

    • M Jackson

      Well, shitgibbon Jr. tweeted to reminded me to get to the poll an hour ago and vote the straight democrat ticket.

  • William

    Does she have some amazing talent at giving blowjobs? Is there some qualification we weren’t told about?

    https://youtu.be/Dj_wVSi5u_8

  • Kelly Lape

    Gen Kelly wouldn’t recognize incompetence if it sat right in front of him in the oval office.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      As “it” frequently does.

  • geoffalnutt

    trash.

    • Cipher

      The dumpster’s at 1600 are not big enough for all of the trash that needs to be taken out. They also happen to be on fire, so…

  • Publius

    What the fuck is an omorosa?

  • Friday

    Tacky as usual in the Trump administration.

    • -M-

      You misspelled “trash”.

  • Gene Perry
  • fuzzybits

    Someone needs to kick her in the ass.

  • metrored

    This is a very mean thought but I wonder if offering a trip to the White House is the only way she could get 39 people to agree to be in her bridal party. Omarasa has talked publicly about loosing members of her wedding party after selling her soul to Trump.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Anagrams: Omarosa Manigault ~ Again Trauma Looms ~ Most Amoral Iguana ~ A Mogulโ€™s Inamorata ~ MAGA Our Moist Anal

  • Mickey Bitsko

    I keep reading that she’s on her way out, but it wouldn’t surprise me if she ends up being the last douchebag standing.

    And I’m going to need a stiff drink to wipe out the image of Omarasa’s end being up.

  • DoctorDJ

    “John Kelly is reportedly ready to her the ax for unrelated general incompetence.”

    If that was the threshold, this whole administration would be out the door.

  • e jerry powell

    Here’s the thing: Kelly has reportedbly been ready to ax Omorosa since the beginning of September, but somehow she’s still there…

  • Bert_Bauer

    It’s like an awful Fox sitcom but nobody’s laughing.