Papa John’s Begs Nazis Not To Buy Their Pizza After Nazi Site Names Them The Official Pizza Of Alt-Right

Papa John’s is getting unwelcome rave reviews after blaming declining sales on NFL protests after they yanked NFL advertising because of the protests.

Newsweek reports:

Papa Johns has told racists not to eat its food, after a neo-Nazi website claimed the pizza chain was the official pie of the alt-right.

The Daily Stormer posted a picture of a swastika pizza after the CEO of official NFL sponsor Papa Johns blamed his company’s recent losses on players kneeling during the national anthem to protest police brutality.

But after the Nazi pizza fiasco, Papa Johns issued a clear message to neo-Nazis and other hate groups, warning them off their products.

Peter Collins, the senior director of public relations at Papa Johns, said in a statement: “We condemn racism in all forms and any and all hate groups that support it.”

  • Adam Stevens

    This is DELICIOUS!

    And I’m NOT talking ’bout the pizza.

  • AmeriCanadian

    I’m confused. First he complains that his sales are down. Now he doesn’t want his biggest fans to buy his pizza? Make up your mind dufus!

  • Karl Dubhe

    Took them long enough, I suppose it’s because the Nazis are too poor to buy even shitty pizza.

    Le ha ha.

    • Have to make sure they have enough for the next meth fix.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Nah, they’re busy noshing on microwaved totino’s pizza rolls in mama’s basement.

  • bkmn

    He did Nazi that coming, obviously.

    • AC

      really?

  • Ronald Reagan is Dead!

    Well Papa John’s is the official pizza of Nazis which is fine with me. I never supported him since his Obamacare meltdown.

    https://twitter.com/mcspocky/status/926032355839557632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fpapa-john-alt-right-nazis-white-supremacists-nfl-pizza-701648

    • Boreal

      1000+ upvotes.

    • Lawerence Collins
    • Todd20036

      WHITE FLOUR!!!!

      • David

        Made with white Fürher.

        • Nowhereman

          Does Trump eat pizza? If he does I’m sure it would be Papa John’s.

      • skyweaver

        That was so silly and great at the exact same moment

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      • TimJ

        Black flour sounds kind of gross….

      • Orly
      • Nowhereman

        WHOLE WHEAT WILL NOT REPLACE US!
        SAUCE AND OIL!

    • Ginger Snap

      And their pizza sucks.

    • TimJ

      And who spelled “ingredients” incorrectly?

      • Ronald Reagan is Dead!

        I would pose that question to either the twitter user or the meme creator.

      • Robincho

        Any moran with a brian knows it’s “ingredimants”…

        • BombasticB

          Moran is a proper name. It’s moron you mean. Not tying to be a spelling Nazi ’cause I can’t spell for sh*t.

          • Robincho

            The moran & brian thing is a goof on misspelled protest signs waved by right-wing retards. The last couple of years have seen their stock rise here on the JMG market.
            Also, libety for liberty and tranny for tyranny. Drop by more often and see what a bunch of sassy bitches we are… 😉

          • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes
          • Nowhereman

            It’s an infamous meme. We have Morans in our town, too–a word or a name can be more than one thing.

  • Ninja0980

    You were more then happy to be a far right asshole for years.
    No pity at all that it’s finally come back to bite you in the butt.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Should’ve just shut the fuck up, done the right thing by raising the price of his pizza by 25 cents each and bought his people health care. But he just had to be a dick. No sympathy.

  • dcurlee

    Best news I heard all day Seems ole Keith just dug his grave further

  • crewman

    “We condemn racism in all forms” — except when you condemn people who are actually trying to do something about racism. If neo-nazis are declaring you their official food mascot, sorry, no one’s buying your “we condemn racism” message. Try harder. A lot harder.

  • 2patricius2

    So much for their sales. They already alienated sensible people. Alienate the bigots, and they have no one left.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Hah, sounds like why Trump still attempts to appeal to his base.

  • Boreal

    I love this story. I was calling it official pizza of the KKK last week and so were others when I read this story about him blaming the kneeling players. This is even better.

    https://twitter.com/funder/status/925818275048673282

  • BearEyes

    You break it
    You bought it

  • AtticusP

    Papa John can shove every one of those fucking pepperoncini up… well, you get the picture.

    • Outlaw Woman

      I tried that once … no where near as kinky as you might think !

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        You need to try a HARD salami.

    • AmeriCanadian

      There’s a Crank Yankers featuring Cammie calling Raven, an older African American who is newly divorced and entering the dating scene. Cammie tells Raven that she wants to shove things up his “pooper”, including pizza. Hilarious. Sorry, can’t find a link due to copyright.

  • Paula

    How to destroy your brand and kill your company in 90 days or less.

    • Outlaw Woman

      Really !
      Man I wonder how next year’s earnings report is going to look.

      • Todd20036

        I rather feel sorry for the shmoes who have to make his crap, but they can always work for someone else who doesn’t embrace Nazism

        • Tawreos

          I feel sorry for the folks that own the franchises. I wonder how much they will sue him for for destroying the value of the franchises.

          • killreligion

            I don’t. They could choose to make a quality product from real ingredients

          • I feel sorry for their workers, too.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Wow. For that I usually turn to Carly Fiorina, but I’m glad to see Papa John doing the same work.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • KCMC

      Pepperoni, blk olives. My favorite.
      Sigh.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Needs anchovies

        • Scott Carpenter

          Nothing needs anchovies. Ever.

          • Defensis Prime

            The medium with anchovies from Marco’s I enjoyed earlier this week sez, “Shaddap.” :p

          • Joseph Miceli

            You say that …. what do you like A1 steak sauce , Caesar salad dressing , or Worcester steak sauce?

          • Scott Carpenter

            Steak sauce on pizza? Urp.

          • Joseph Miceli

            No silly !!! A1 steak sauce Worcester sauce and Caesar salad dressing are all made with anchovies

          • Scott Carpenter

            Ok, that would explain my condiment choices – and doesn’t negate my original statement.

          • Joseph Miceli

            One of the few.

  • kelven

    If the hood fits, bitch. That toothpaste is not going back in the tube.

  • LibertyAndJustice

    14 words: Better Ingredients, Better Pizza, Secure an existence for white families, Papa Johns, sieg heil!

  • Hey Schitter! Confucious say, “Not very wise man who cut off nose to spite face.”

  • shellback

    I make my own pizza from scratch. Quick, easy, and delicious.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Same here. There’s nothing better than loading up your own ‘za with fresh ingredients…and the smell it creates throughout the house…sublime deliciousness.

      • AmeriCanadian

        I see you play Scrabble too!

    • B Snow

      I could never get the crust to bake all the way through in the middle. 🙁

      • shellback

        Use a dark blue or black graniteware pizza pan. Shiny silver will reflect too much heat away from the dough. With graniteware, you’ll get a golden brown crust bottom – and cooked all the way through.

        • B Snow

          Thanks!

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
  • ColoMtnWoman

    “We condemn racism in all forms and any and all hate groups that support it.”

    That would be Hair Furor, and his entire f**king administration…

    • Boreal

      Not a problem since their pizza is really shitty.

    • At the rate they’re going, a boycott probably won’t be necessary. >.>

    • David Walker

      Shit. It’s like Chik-fil-A…I can’t boycott because I couldn’t stand their stuff the first time I tried it. And for a dyed in the wool junk foodier, that’s saying something.

      • thatotherjean

        They had the best strawberry milkshake for miles around. I haven’t had one in years, but I still miss them now and then. Haven’t had a Papa John’s pizza in about as many years, for much the same reasons.

    • glass

      He did nazi this coming.

    • Sporkfighter

      How can I boycott a place I’ve only patronized once, 20 years ago?

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    the one person these assholes won’t blame? Trump, who started this farce for no other than to throw some blood red meat to his rabid base. Guess it worked, Papa! The base correctly identified their brand. Pigs in slop complaining about getting dirty. And of course blaming black people. Fuck your shitty pizza

  • Jeffrey

    Papa asked for this. He’s been a conservative nutjob for a long time. This is the house of the guy who doesn’t want to pay health insurance for his poverty level employees. This is the guy who thinks black people should shut up and buy his pizza. Make no mistake, I’m not knocking him for his success. Rather for his wanting to have that success at others expense https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3524771c1c269f1de965441b702778c39d149b28890534b9c51766c483f3586a.png

    • Natty Enquirer

      Is he competing with Sarah Winchester?

      • FancyThat

        Maybe that other Sarah “Winchester Rifle” Palin lady can help pull his sagging sales outa the swamp. She’s always ripe ‘n ready to endorse any company that promotes racism, hatred or bigotry. Perhaps she can coach him to refuse to bake pizza pies for the hell-bound same-sexers to spike his sales. Even their Nazi brethren would approve. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a745bccc45dfb476122d96628b0f1c86d5934b2b7c997bf93b28c8e4b2e33572.jpg

        • Strepsi

          You know, I’d call her a drunken whore, but I know a few drunken whores and they’re great people!

          She’s a racist religious idiot.

      • pch1013

        Or Tom Monaghan? (speaking of right-wing pizza moguls)

      • ColdCountry

        Probably not nearly as interesting. Or beautiful.

    • carrot festival

      Let them eat pizza.

    • Todd20036

      Being rich isn’t the problem. It’s what you do with all that money and influence is where issues may arise.

    • edrex

      as a rule of thumb, i don’t trust anyone with a moat.

      • Jeffrey

        Extremely good rule

      • Prost Seattle

        How about a swamp? Drainage ditch? Pee Pool?

    • The_Wretched

      I wonder what’s under that plaza? You can see a lower door and windows over the lake.

      • Jeffrey

        Underground garage

    • killreligion

      Just imagine how ugly that house is. I am sure it lacks quality art, rugs etc just by the oversize and shape. Could be wrong but that is usually the case with these trophy houses.

    • It’s like someone fused four McMansions together!

    • But isn’t that true of so many filthy rich corporate types: wealth at the expense of others. Walmart comes to mind.

    • Longpole

      Bought with selling plastic cheese pizzas !

  • TrueWords
    • shellback

      Too bad there’s no difference between their shitty pizzas. Plastic “cheese” is an abomination unto the lard.

      • TrueWords

        mass produced did not shrink Illitch’s morals…

      • Strepsi

        DId you know that the whole category you see in the supermarket of “Pizza cheese” is because the cheese is no longer real enough to legitimately call it “mozarella”?
        Gross

        • Treant

          There are whole classes of laws and rules like that. Within my own hobbies, try finding the word “soap” on most “soap” at the grocery store. You can’t, it’s not soap–it’s not close enough to real to be called soap, it’s mostly synthetic detergents.

          Even Ivory.

          Rant: It has to be 72% soap to be called soap. How hard is that? Honestly? My product has the word “Soap” proudly on the label as it’s 96% soap at the floor value (color and scent are added, and those are not soap, and I sometimes add honey or sugar or salt to the bars as well).

          https://www.pgshop.com/dw/image/v2/AADV_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-pg_catalog/default/v1509984796295/images/productimages/00037000321361.jpg?sw=640&sh=640

          • netxtown

            I think Ivory and a McD’s “milkshake” have alot in common: whipped air

          • Treant

            You’re quite correct. Ivory floats not because it’s pure, that’s just advertising. Ivory floats because they whip air into the mix at the last step.

            The fellow who did that the first time, as an accident, got fired. Now it’s a trademark.

            Real soap sinks. All manufacturers whip some air in–it increases volume and reduces durability–but only Ivory goes to that extreme.

          • Plus it dries my skin out like crazy.

          • Treant

            Given the synthetic detergents and complete lack of anything to protect your skin, that’s not surprising.

            I notice major skin changes since making my own. It’s softer, suppler, and some incipient lines went away.

          • Prost Seattle

            Notice he doesn’t add rope to it.

          • olandp

            I can’t stand the scent.

          • ColdCountry

            “…and I sometimes add honey or sugar or salt to the bars as well).”

            So it tastes better??

          • Treant

            😉

            Salt speeds bar hardening, so complex shapes can be unmolded more easily and with less damage. In extreme cases, salt bars are actually popular as they exfoliate.

            Honey has non-saponifiable emollients that feel nice against the skin. It also imparts its own faint orange-golden color to the finished soap, and the scent of honey, so it can do triple duty.

            Sugar, granular, powdered, sugar beet pressings, and also honey, increase lather and act as a minor catalyst in the oil-to-soap reaction, increasing generated heat and speeding unmolding time a little. The heat levels actually are important depending on what heat cycle you chose for your soap.

          • ColdCountry

            The things I learn here at JMG! Thanks! I can’t use a lot of soaps because of sensitivity; mostly I use the soap from these guys:
            https://www.trilliumsoaps.com/

            It’s local, it smells good – I like the aloe and lemongrass – and most importantly, it doesn’t make me itch!

          • Treant

            Mine are pretty much the same as theirs, except that I prefer lard and tallow over palm. Which is purely personal preference.

          • KCMC

            Bar hardening, lather.
            Oh. My.

          • Robincho

            Honey, we need to talk about non-saponifiable emoluments. No one else is, right now…

          • Prost Seattle

            This isn’t the time.

          • Jefe5084

            In case your mom washes your mouth out with soap.

          • ColdCountry

            That was my first thought….

          • KevInPDX

            No, so you taste better 😛

          • Joseph Miceli

            I’ve been using Oil of Olay for years. I think I better check the package.

        • Did a whole blog post about “Italian Shreds”
          http://reluctantrebel.blogspot.com/search?q=shreds

          • stuckinthewoods

            Thanks, interesting blog.

        • Paula

          Analogue pizza cheese.

      • killreligion

        Exactly. This mass market “pizza” including a third brand is really poor quality and not truly food in the sense of real ingredients. So sad Americans eat this way. Same with all the chain restaurants. If more people ate like me and my family there would be no chains.

        I live in Massachusetts and have to go to a “fancy” restaurant for real food made from individual ingredients. In Europe it’s the standard offering everywhere. Americans let them do this to us by agreeing to eat it.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Thanks for this. I did not know that Mr. Ilitch paid Ms. Parks’ rent.

    • Willys41

      “Franchisee Sentenced To 60 Days In Jail And Payment Of $230,000 In
      Restitution To Workers For Unpaid Wages; Restitution Is In Addition To
      $280,000 In Damages”

      https://ag.ny.gov/press-release/ag-schneiderman-and-us-department-labor-announce-jail-time-bronx-papa-john%E2%80%99s

    • Robincho

      I would die of starvation before eating a slice of Papa John’s or Domino’s. I would die of thirst before taking a sip of Coors. And I would die of ennui before going to Hobby Lobby. The “people” behind these entities blow ass…

    • (((GC)))

      Snopes rates the claims against Papa John’s a “mixture”.

      In 2016 “the bulk of [Schnatter’s political contributions] went … to [Republican] political activity on the state level.” He did speculate approvingly about franchisees cutting workers’ hours to make them “part-time” to avoid paying for health insurance. “That’s what you do, you find loopholes to get around it.”

      A New York City franchisee was found guilty in 2015 of wage theft (he created fictitious employees to cover up for not paying employees time-and-a-half for overtime).

      “‘…Papa John’s CEO John Schnatter repeatedly claimed that Obamacare would increase the price of a pizza by eleven to fourteen cents… After being debunked, Papa John’s is backing off from its claims…'”

      “Aside from its literal veracity (or lack thereof), this meme also cherry-picks its “facts” to reflect poorly on Schnatter… and elides charitable contributions Papa John’s has made to causes such as the Red Cross, children affected by domestic violence, and general philanthropic donations that Schnatter estimated to total around $30 million.”

      Still won’t turn me into a Papa John’s fan.

      https://www.snopes.com/papa-johns-little-caesars-meme/

    • NMNative

      Makes the choice between the two fairly simple to make

  • TheManicMechanic

    You made this pizza, now you gotta sleep in it.

  • Cuberly Deux

    One more instance of right-wing self sabotage.

  • Gustav2

    Everyone should save themselves a few bucks and just go to the grocery, pick up a frozen Digiorno’s…it is tastes just as bad.

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      I don’t eat pizza very often these days, when I do, I stick to the mom & pop shop around the corner or another 50 year old family shop in another area of town. I don’t do chain pizza.

      • DJ John Bear

        That’s the thing about Papa John’s, Domino’s, et. al. even surviving here in the northeast. There’s a proliferation of great mom and pop pizza places that are so much better than the cardboard-with-sauce-and-cheese joints.

  • CJAS

    It’s fun that Papa John’s is uncomfortable with their natural allies.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Because I am a naughty, naughty boy at times….

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/927619217389703168

    • Cuberly Deux

      You mischievous Canadian bear you…. 😉

      • Karl Dubhe

        I read that as Canadian beer. My eyes are really going funny…

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          Don’t laugh, so did I for a second. Proof that we are indeed, Hosers.

          • Karl Dubhe

            Maybe I will buy some more beer. 🙂

          • JaniceInToronto

            I’ll stick with my BC bud, but do please enjoy your beer responsibly.

          • Karl Dubhe

            I “bought” the most awesome case of virtual beer. 🙂 It’s priceless, doesn’t cause weight gain, nor hangovers. Not very good at relieving thirst, but I’ll smoke another dubhe and drink some water. 🙂

            Puff, puff; pass.

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            Nothing wrong some BC bud and a beer, though truth be told, I’m really a scotch man.

          • JaniceInToronto

            And here I thought you were Canadian!

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            LOL

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        It’s a gift…one that I intend to keep giving so long as they keep asking for it.

        • Cuberly Deux

          Sounds like a plan.

    • Hank
  • -M-

    All forms except the CEO and his pet politicos and racist friends and…

  • Leo

    OT. Surreal push alerts live interactive timeline for the last year. If you’re wondering why you feel so exhausted, it’s not unusual. Highly recommend pressing play and sitting through it if you have the time. Really knocks you over what we’ve lived through.
    https://twitter.com/Slate/status/927608544148500480

    • Boreal

      Totally exhausted by this past year.

  • anne marie in philly

    oh, but you don’t like black football players condemning racism by taking a knee, right? FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY PIZZA! hope you go outta business!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    In all seriousness, what kind of CEO, even one who supports Trump, put’s it out there for all to see? His shareholders will not be pleased. Sometimes, keeping one’s mouth shut is the wisest course of action, in fact, it always is.

  • geoffalnutt

    Yo, John – so much for business model.

  • DesertSun59

    Huh. His only customers are alt-Righties in the first place.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Well, if they weren’t before, they are now.

  • AlternativeQuacks
    • Treant

      Plus they have the fascist delivery in the business.

  • Tawreos

    I find I am unable to care if the nazi loving shitbag ruined his own business.

  • skyweaver

    “Nazis are a lot like cats – if they like you, it’s probably because you’re feeding them” – John Oliver

  • David

    Papa John’s is nazi pizza.
    BOYCOTT NAZI PIZZA!

    Plus, regardless of politics, it’s overpriced shit pizza.

    • DJ John Bear

      Plus, regardless of politics, it’s overpriced shit pizza.
      Sad!

  • Adam Stevens
    • Lars Littlefield

      Gwarsh. Do you think this will affect Moore’s chances of winning the election for senate?

  • DJ John Bear

    Thoughts and prayers…

    • David

      Because it always solves everything.

      • DJ John Bear

        But mine are the best thoughts and prayers…they’ll be the most terrific ones that Papa John’s will ever have!!!

  • edrex

    for me the tip off was the option to get bull testicles as a topping.

    • Boreal

      Bourbon works better than pizza for that. Just saying. 🙂

    • Treant

      Why would I want to get the taste of balls out of my mouth?

  • OdieDenCO

    damn!
    pulls NFL advertising: loss of revenue. bang! shoots his left foot
    tells neo-nazis not to eat the official pizza of the alt-right. bang! shoots his right foot

    always thought businesses were in business to make money not play politics. this moron doesn’t seem to either well.

  • Halou

    Never bought from them before. Nothing has happened to change my mind.

  • Blake Mason
    • Halou

      Replace Sean Hannity with Mickey Mouse, we might even get some honest, intellectual and adult discussion happening.

      • ByronK

        Replace him with Goofy and no one will be any wiser.

        • Lars Littlefield

          H’yuck!

      • infmom

        Too bad it isn’t Warner’s. Yosemite Sam would be so much better than Scammity.

    • Lars Littlefield

      That’s a fabulous idea!

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    If you lie down with dogs ……….

  • JWC

    thats OK Rats aren’t that fussy

  • Gigi

    Nazi response: He’s only saying that because he has to. He really likes us and thinks we’re “very fine people.”

  • Leo
    • Strepsi

      Can’t come soon enough. The weird U.S. Puritanism on alcohol and sex, mixed with the Greek system that functions as a place to binge-drink and sate-rape, is all so last-century.

    • Tomcat

      They were nothing but preppies having fun instead of learning anything anyway.

    • Tulle Christensen

      Wow, paint me red and push me over with a feather

    • Ninja0980

      Should have happened long ago.

    • DoctorDJ

      A friend got kicked out of the I Felta Thigh frat.

      Went across the street to I Tappa Keg.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Strepsi

      Bet $1 it’s about a property line. Or a tree.

      • gaycuckhubby

        yeah. That’s what I’m thinking

      • infmom

        That’s always what it is on Judge Judy.

      • xzargo

        Rand was mowing down something the neighbor liked.

    • Lars Littlefield

      So . . . Paul has been pooning Baker’s daughter. Glad the’ve confirmed it.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Yep, libertarian contrarian making up random property lines again.

      • Treant

        My back neighbor tried that.

        Local government isn’t Libertarian and doesn’t particularly enjoy being threatened.

    • Tulle Christensen

      The weeds in Paul’s yard were getting into Boucher’s yard and Paul was doing nothing to stop it?

    • Natty Enquirer

      Yes, so trivial that Boucher didn’t need to break all of Paul’s ribs.

    • Ninja0980

      The fact we haven’t heard more about this story leads to the theory that Rand Paul challenged his neighbor to a fistfight, got his ass whooped and doesn’t want to admit it.

    • Paula

      Stop throwing the dog shit over the hedge before you mow your lawn!

    • Jefe5084

      Well, they are still neighbors, but probably not friends. And if the guy is sent to the gulag, they won’t be either one.

  • ByronK

    He needs a tagline to bring in his new base. How about – “What’s the secret to our success? It’s our special ovens.”

  • Jeffg166

    Another moron who can’t do anything right. MAGA!

  • Gerry Fisher

    >“We condemn racism in all forms and any and all hate groups that support it.”

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That’s a good one. This whole controversy started with a racist evaluation of black NFL players.

  • Cuberly Deux

    OT: Anyone else experiencing this? My connection has been pretty bad all day.

    https://twitter.com/thevowel/status/927609259520434176

    • AlternativeQuacks

      I haven’t noticed anything, but I don’t have Comcast.

      • Boreal

        I have spectrum, no problems as of yet but they suck too.

      • Cuberly Deux

        I wish I didn’t have to have them. Options aren’t so great in my neighborhood. Them or AT&T.

        • another_steve

          Comcast is fine until you have problems. Then you’re fucked.

          Depending on who you get when you call their customer service number, it could be a living hell.

          • Cuberly Deux

            I figured out long ago to only deal with them using the chat app on their website. Which I can use via my phone if necessary. I learned long ago NEVER call them. EVER.

          • Tulle Christensen

            I just fix any problems on my end myself, In the long past I would call and find out I know more about how their system works that they do

            (I did contract work for Scientific Atlanta for a few years)

          • another_steve

            Would you like to marry me?

    • AmeriCanadian

      Commercial user of Comcast and their ENS services. No problems in southeast Michigan.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Nope. We’ve got DirecTV.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Misread as “outrage map.” Same thing, I suppose.

    • FancyThat

      I can get JMG in NYC. But not Torchy’s Tacos in Austin. Random sites (I have Comcast) simply won’t respond. For anyone else experiencing this trauma, the Torchy’s Taco of the Month for November is “Turkey Mole.”

  • Tomcat

    You get what you deserve Papa.

  • alguien

    it’s fun to witness the anatomy of a public relations disaster as it unfolds when it’s a POS company like papa john’s. it’s name sounds like a nickname for an elderly client of a hooker anyhow.

  • The_Wretched

    Reality bubble strikes again. When you consume only the alt-right bubble reality media, you miss out on what ~ 2/3rd of the US lives and thinks. Successful commodity businesses (like pizza) can’t ignore or upset that much of the population.

  • HZ81

    Ha, fuck this guy and his “pizza.”

  • Jeffrey

    Personally I cant even believe we spend this much time talking about disgusting pizza. Call a local joint. They’re ALWAYS better. Always. If you have to pay a little more for non-garbage then do so.

    • Tomcat

      Don’t you think people buy from a local Papa Johns instead of ordering long distance?

      • Jeffrey

        Maybe they use FedEx I don’t know. Personally I use a little place called Rosati’s. Never been there but they deliver awesome pizza within an hour.

  • Tomcat

    He thought he would drum up more business by bashing players that were protesting. Well he got what he asked for and now NAZI’s want his pizza so live with it fool.

  • supasugacrisp

    You F***ed Up Papa!!!!!

  • infmom

    But if you thwop the Bible the right way you can eat all the Heil Pizzas you want.

    • Snarkaholic

      And be sure to check out their chocolate mousse(lini) for dessert!

  • Richard

    I quit buying PJs pizza when he bitched and moaned about Obamacare for his employees. II still won’t eat the pizza.

    • ultragreen

      The pizza wasn’t very good anyways.

  • This is not a surprising outcome of Papa Johns stupid decision to stop its NFL advertising.

    Papa Johns should just go back to its NFL advertising – by “taking sides” against black players kneeling in protest during the national anthem, the corporation *encouraged* Nazi and White Supremacist support.

  • MikeBx2

    So they’re against racism AND those who protest against it? Pretty sure you’ve got to pick one or the other.

    • ultragreen

      It’s possible to be ‘against’ racism that is too blatantly obvious and still be a racist (wink, wink).

  • tgmia

    Well you know, the Bratwurst Pizza at PJ’s is pretty fabulous ! Even better is when you can watch videos of concentration camp mass murders while noshing on your side of sauerkraut with your bratwurst pizza.

  • LovesIrony
  • Michael White

    His years of being a hater have come back to bite him in his wallet. could not have happened to a more appropriate a$$.

  • Adam King

    Why would anybody need to be told not to buy Papa John’s pizza? Like having to be told not to purchase a cow pie for dinner.

  • Lars Littlefield

    All this talk about pizza makes me hongreee.

    Way Off Topic: : We have a pizza joint in SLC called Wasatch Pizza. They make what they call a Northwest pizza. I’ve actually had similar pizzas from Portland to Seattle and there about parts. Yes, I know. It’s not “a slice” from NYC. Big deal. It’s still my favorite to make because provolone and marinara gets old. Been there. Done that. Try this if you dare:

    1. Throw out a nice big 18″ or more round of sour dough pizza crust (use your own sour dough recipe)
    2. Spread globs of basil pesto (made with pine nuts) over the dough.
    3. Sprinkle some shredded mozzarella over the pesto (not too much)
    4. Throw about 6 ounces of cream cheese in spots over the mozzarella.
    5. Sprinkle about 6 ounces of crumbled feta.
    6. Add small pieces of cut fresh salmon all over.
    7. Sprinkle half a cup of chopped black olives over the mess.
    8. Place whole fresh basil leaves in strategic places among the cheeses.
    9. Sprinkle about two tablespoons of good virgin olive oil over everything.

    Bake like it’s a pizza.

    Voila!

    • motordog

      Sound really good!

      • Lars Littlefield

        It is good. Wasatch Pizza also makes pizza topped with ground venison, sage, arugula, and some kind of smoked cheese in addition to the mozzarella. Once I tried it I was sold.

  • PJ’s CEO, John Schnatter, has been associated with right wingers and Republicans for a while (i.e. he gives them money).

    Lie down with dogs
    wake up with fleas
    with pepperoni on their breath.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    In ALL it’s forms? No you don’t. Or your ads would be on the air. Racists.

  • metrored

    I know Papa Johns is awful but I really like their wings. Is this what it feels like to be a Chick-Fil-A eater?

    • Lars Littlefield

      HERETIC!

      • metrored

        I’ll never live this down.

        • Paula

          Shame! Now cover yourself in Buffalo sauce and go to the nearest Gay bar.

        • Ben in Oakland

          We’ll make sure of that, my pretty.

          • metrored

            I’d expect nothing less.

  • June Gordon

    It is the Official Pizza of Elfin Plastic Surgery Victim Owners.

  • Mike

    ..

  • olandp

    Would it be so difficult to say, “We don’t want Nazis to eat our pizza.”

    It was really easy for that Barilla pasta guy to say, “Gays should eat someone else’s pasta.” For the record, I do and always have. Now when Barilla is BOGO at the grocery, I still buy Mueller’s.

    • Tor

      I took Barilla at his word, and have not bought or eaten it since.

      • Ben in Oakland

        I don’t buy anything of theirs except the super large pasta shells, and that only once a year, becuaseno one els3 makes them that I can tell.. There are other pastas.

        • Tor

          I got a pasta roller and cutter attachment for my Kitchenaid mixer… you can’t make shells, but you can make sheets, etc. I’m a bit out of practice now, but I used to be able to put the pot of water on the stove, and mix, roll and cut a pound of pasta by the time the water boiled. It’s lots of fun. I admit I would not do it if I had to hand-crank the machine. Forget about rolling it out with a rolling pin.

  • JaniceInToronto

    This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. You just can’t make this shit up.
    Not even with fake news…

  • Mike C

    Lie down with dogs….

    • Snarkaholic

      Lie down with cats…
      …and wake up completely buried in kitty litter.

      • Ben in Oakland

        Actually, with a cat hat.

  • jruffdc

    “You asked for it, you got it: The Nazis!”

  • Buddy Pinkham

    BS! He had plenty to say about Obama!

  • Westcoast88

    Worst. Pizza. Ever.

  • Dagoril

    Christ Schnatter, make up your mind! Last week you were crying about your slump in sales. Now you’re crying about all of your new Nazi custormers. Pick one already!!

  • First he tells Democrats to fnck off, now he’s telling the last bastions of his customers to fnck off. He ain’t too smart.

    • Snarkaholic

      So true; and the Nazi customers are the only ones dumb enough to enjoy his revolting cardboard/ketchup pizzas.

  • Oh, Parker

    This guy has been an asshole for years. Karma is finally catching up with him. And if you can’t find better pizza than his in your area, you live in a really, really small town.

  • Andymac3

    I do hope the shareholders decided that enough is enough and ditch the bitch.

  • motordog

    Bwahahaha! Delicious! If this story had tears, I’d be licking them up!

  • KnownDonorDad

    O mein Papa….

  • Maura Hart

    funniest damn thing i ever read about a woman hating racist religious bigot billionaire

  • Paula

    Papa Johanns.

  • Ben in Oakland

    I’ll go to some better restaurants where I’ll buy a pizza that they make in house and fresh.

    I’ll make my own.

    I will neither eat not buy one where the biggest ingredient is cheese. They are awful, soggy, fat laden messes.

    • Steve Smith

      Always too much cheese. Good dough, proved slowly. Freshly made tomato puree. Top quality mozzarella ( but not too much) and just one or two other toppings. And a very, very hot wood-fired oven. I am so lucky to live in Italy, but even here some places serve crap pizza too.

      • Ben in Oakland

        These days, I usually make my own. Easier, cheaper, better.

        • Steve Smith

          You can eat out around here quite cheaply. A good pizza and a beer cost around 10 euros. Nobody delivers, so if you want takeout you have to get it yourself.

    • the secret is to have the cheese begin to caramelize

      my pizza last night was too soggy from using the wrong type of tomato that was too juicy. only the edge of the cheese was able to caramelize

  • Bambino

    Next the Nazis will be wearing Papa John pizza box hats along with their tiki torches.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      With flames coming out of both their torches and their asses.

  • Bj Lincoln

    There was one PJ’s commercial during the Ravens game yesterday here in Baltimore.

  • Dunkerblinker

    their pizza is just gross.

  • Jefe5084

    poopy john refusing money? Has the world ended?

  • Len Ricci

    They have the worst tasting pizza on the planet… and papa dickwad is an ass.

  • 5moreminutes*imtired
  • leastyebejudged

    It makes me happy that this hideous prick is losing money, fuck him.

  • Taylor Bixler

    Papa Johns. Tougher on Nazis than the president or his COS.

  • boobert

    Nudge nudge, wink wink !

  • RLK2

    Asshole voted and supported Trump. So boycott their crummy pizza

  • Willys41

    Sounds like this endorsement is well-deserved lol.

  • David Kerlick

    Their right-wing CEO is an ardent Trumpist and viciously anti-labor, natch.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Schnatter

  • boatboy_srq

    Inadequate and tardy.

    Svck it, Il Duce Pizza.

  • Toot Sweet

    Never did like this jerk’s Pizza or his politics.

    • Friday

      Well, it was tolerable, but I was not into the ‘generic ‘gourmet’ pizza’ thing, ….meaning a way-too-breadey crust and general meh. I generally want a proper floppy pizza or a real deep-dish kind, 🙂 My ex liked them, so we used to order them, but generally being turned off by his labor-related nonsense hasn’t been much of a burden. 🙂

  • Sporkfighter

    That’s what happens when you try to be just a little bit racist.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    “We condemn racism in all forms and any and all hate groups that support it.”

    Sure you do. I wouldn’t touch your crappy pizza for free.

  • JCF
  • TexasBoy

    Maybe they should’ve thought of that before they started hatin’ on the NFL players.

  • narutomania

    Ha ha ha ha ha!

    Hey, Schatter. I know of a SURE-FIRE way to get those Nazi Basterdz to quit buying your pizza: run a series of commercials showing Hillary Clinton as your official Spokesperson.

    You’re welcome!

  • Mikey

    I want all white olives on my pizza, none of them black olives.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Up chuck.

  • Grumpy Old Man
  • LeeCMH

    Papa Johns Pizza and Nazis? Natural fit.

  • Nowhereman

    Well, he agrees with them, so… Seriously, it couldn’t have happened to a more worthy guy. And to blame black players who are protesting racial injustice in our country–STILL, here in 2017–is a bullshit excuse. Maybe your pizza is just that awful. Or could it be that people who aren’t racist, sexist and homophobic have just stopped eating it?