Bakker: Christians Will Riot If Trump Gets Impeached

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

“Trump is not crazy,” Bakker bellowed. “They want him to be crazy because they want to impeach him. There is nothing they can impeach him over because this thing with the collusion with Russia they can’t prove, but they want to say this man is crazy. They’re trying to get doctors to say the president is crazy.”

“I’ll tell you what,” he continued. “If they go through with that, there will be a riot in the United States of America and you’re going to find little old ladies rioting, you’re going to find the church people out rioting because they’re not going to take it any more. This is stupid and insanity what is going on in our country right now.”

  • Lazycrockett

    Slop Buckets!!

  • skyweaver

    Oh stop speaking for all Christians. I’m not one but the rest of my family is and they’re horrified by Trump

  • Colonel Panic.

    Whoopee shit.

  • coram nobis

    As Peter saith unto Jesus, “Christ, what a loony.”

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • safari

      It must be the antidepressants.

      • Mikey

        it’s rather the lack of anti-psychotics.

        • jonfromcalifornia

          Agreed, LOL… also the time spent in prison.

      • The_Wretched

        I’m convinced his brain is substantially impaired in function. I don’t know if its an original developmental deficiency, drug use, eating from his slop buckets or from having his head hit repeatedly but something is very very wrong in that noggin.

        • Cattleya1

          Definitely needs to have his brain necropsied.

          • Librarykid

            the sooner the better

      • Bryan

        Worse, I think he might be possessed by that thing that lives atop the Aliens guy’s head.

      • Sashineb

        Yeah, I hear they’re a topic of great concern for some of the “born agains” today.

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        Rabies.

        • RoFaWh

          No drool, no running around biting people.

      • Galvestonian

        He looks like a deranged chipmunk off his meds.

      • Librarykid

        intramuscular Thorazine STAT!

    • William

      Ooga-Booga!

    • Todd20036

      It’s the percodan. That stuff rots your brain…

      • Chucktech

        So, why’s HE acting all hopped up?

    • Sashineb

      If he riots, maybe he’ll get arrested and get sent back to jail. We can always hope.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4eb437529673494d23351750b491b4dff6e6916251d6ba9e7ff98b7646e48cfa.jpg

    • Paula

      Jim Bakker: Ninja Warrior.

  • Lazycrockett

    I have no problem hitting a little old lady if she gets in my face.

  • edrex

    xtians might. christians will not.

  • Mike__in_Houston

    The Screaming Cheeto is not only crazy, he is fucking batshit.

  • safari

    I’m fine with this.

  • kaydenpat

    Let them riot then. If there is enough evidence to impeach Trump, he should be impeached. It’s that simple. I hope Democrats run on impeaching Trump next year.

    • Chucktech

      We already have that. Won’t happen. Even Pelosi said “Let’s not focus on that.”

      • drbrentzenobia

        Assuming Pelosi doesn’t get booted out of leading the House Democrats. We don’t know what’s going to happen until it happens.

        • Chucktech

          Let’s achieve the Herculean task of getting the House first. You could knock me over with a feather if that happens…

          • drbrentzenobia

            Regaining control of the House is achievable. My point was simply that, after the 2016 election and this year’s orange shitnado, there’s not much left that’s outside the realm of political possibility.

          • Willys41

            It might be achievable but I recall some wonk saying that the particular seats up for re-election make a turnover less likely.

          • olandp

            All seats in the House are up for re-election. At this point, I’d like to see Pelosi gone though. Not from the Congress, but replaced as leader. GW should have been impeached for the Iraq war.

      • The_Wretched

        To some degree, she needs to not give ammo to the right wing rumor mill. However, she’s said “no impeachment ever” enough times that I believe she means it. And that’s not ok.

      • wds

        I completely agree – let the Republicans hang themselves with Trump … if we get embroiled in impeachment – that becomes the message not what these folks up for reelection have been doing … after 2018? You bet baby put his orange baboon ass in the nearest fire …

        • Galvestonian

          Preach it baby, preach it …

        • drbrentzenobia

          Pelosi is all tactics and no strategy. If the Dems regain control of the House in 2018, Trump isn’t going to change one bit – he will still insist on having every news cycle be about me me me, waving that red cape in front of the Democrats and keeping the Republican base fired up. What Pelosi wants will be immaterial; there will be too much public pressure to stop Trump.

          Plus which, the most potent message the Democrats have for 2018 is to elect them as a check on the unpopular Republicans. Are we supposed to believe that if the Dems get the House they won’t use their newfound power…? Unthinkable. She’s undercutting her own best message (as usual.)

          Pelosi is just not that shrewd a politician. She should not be making definitive statements about what the Dems will or won’t do against Trump.

        • Mary

          THIS is Jim Bakkers story. Maybe you’all weren’t around in 1988 when he was sentenced to 45 years in prison. He had a bat-shit crazy wife and was scamming money to build his empire. It all came crashing down. A real upstanding guy. Here’s a bit of his history: http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/jim-bakker-is-indicted-on-federal-charges

    • Sashineb

      Yeah, let them riot. They can screech all they want about persecution but I hope they learn (the hard way) that they are not above law and order.

      • D. J.

        The send the IRS audit teams to their organizations.

      • JackFknTwist

        Trump/turd started this talk of 2nd Amendment Rights violence if he lost the election.

        Let the fascists come out on the streets if Trump/turd is impeached………they saw what happened to them at Charlottsvolle.

        • Harley

          Anybody seen an update on the crying Nazi?

    • Lizard

      Can we take a moment to appreciate that Bakker just issued essentially a veiled threat?

      • Steverino

        Incitement to riot.

        • pch1013

          Sedition.

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      • Librarykid

        but he only threatened one riot, “there will be a riot in the United States of America”

    • Steverino

      If they riot, the genuine Second Amendment solution would be to call out the National Guard (the well-regulated militia) to put down the insurrection.

    • RoFaWh

      In my opinion (and, I’m sure, many others’ as well), there’s already enough evidence to impeach and convict Trump ten times over.

      • Galvestonian

        10 X 10 X 10 squared.

    • Uncle Mark

      If Christians won’t riot over being shot in their own churches, then they sure as fvck won’t riot if their Orange Messiah is hauled away in irons. These same dim witted Christians didn’t riot when Bakker was found to be scamming them either. They won’t riot when Bakker’s inevitably jailed on the same charges in the near future.

    • Mary

      I couldn’t agree more. Its not like the US hasn’t seen riots before. HE HAS GOT TO GO.

  • Ninja0980

    They were supposed to do the same thing if NY passed marriage equality and they didn’t.
    They were supposed to do the same thing after DOMA and the marriage bans were struck down and they didn’t.
    Bring it on asshole.

  • Nic Peterson

    Yeah, riots. Little old ladies will riot. It will look like this: They will laugh themselves silly in their knitting circles while they drink whatever is their custom and they will call it a riot.

  • Del Sam

    When they all start speaking in tongues, somebody make sure it gets recorded. Then remix it with a killer beat and we’ll have a hot new club hit!

    • Bryan

      Would that be doing The Serpent?

      • Del Sam

        I was think more like “Back dat fat ass up (to the pew and fill the collection plate because preacher wants a new Cadillac).” Ok, the title is a work in progress. Maybe needs some editing. 😉

        • Bryan

          Drop dat ass, Cheque yoself, Show me who ya bankin’ wit.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Washed up grifter says what?

  • Bambino

    Using his slob buckets to terrorize the neighborhood?

  • The_Wretched

    Good. Let them riot.

    It’ll never happen like every other ‘uprising’ that’s supposed to have happened. See also christian terrorist Tim McVey.

    • Pollos Hermanos

      It’s kind of hard to get an army of Hoverounds to a battle field anyhow. The wet grass clogs up the wheels.

      • Fifth-and-a-Half Element
        • KCMC

          I’m bad. I laughed.

          • jmax

            I laughed, downloaded the .gif and texted it to someone. What does that make me? 🙂

          • KCMC

            Friend?

          • RoFaWh

            You are an unrepentant gif-texter.

          • JackFknTwist

            It’s so stupid I laughed with glee.

          • Paula Key

            Trump supporter?

        • kelven

          Thanks Obama.

        • BearEyes

          WTF?

        • Robincho

          I’m worse. I guffawed and a neighbor came around to see what the matter was…

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          Those things weigh at least 150 – 200 pounds. I cannot believe she thoughts she could do that.

          • RoFaWh

            An awful lot of people lack plain common sense.

            The park rangers in national parks know this. At the Grand Canyon, young daredevils make their way out onto a small pinnacle; Youtube videos show them making their way back safely, but if you fall, its hundreds of feet. In Yosemite, in spite of signs saying “if you cross this fence you will die”, fools persist in splashing around in the Merced River just above the famous waterfall. One slip on a slick algae-covered rock and zip! over you go.

            The selfie lovers are perhaps the worst.

          • Paula

            Think of it as evolution in action.

          • Galvestonian

            Nature kills off the stupid.

          • Todd20036

            Darwinian evolution

          • marshlc

            they think it’s like Disneyland – if something goes seriously wrong a nice man will stop the machinery and fix everything. the idea that nature is real just escapes them.

          • Todd20036

            You’re thinking a woman who doesn’t know how to put a fork down occasionally is going to think that a wheelchair is going to successfully go up an escalator.

        • Richard B

          strangely poetic for our times…

        • Librarykid

          right wing Christianist 45 voter, stoopid, stubborn, knows everything and is blind to reality

  • gaycuckhubby

    Prediction… no they won’t

  • NZArtist

    Are we allowed to use guns to protect ourselves from rioters who are protesting a lawful impeachment?

  • HZ81

    Sure, Jim. Your audience of ancient diabetics doesn’t scare anyone.

    • thatotherjean

      Considering the contents of his Buckets o’ Slop, the diabetics in his audience would be dead already if they ate them. Even if they’re technically edible, they look like they’re almost all starch.

  • PickyPecker
  • bkmn

    They can’t catch us on their hoverrounds.

  • Steven B

    He’s probably right when he says that people will riot if he’s impeached. At last I agree with the old prune on something.

  • “Now, how can I grift something out of this?”

  • TampaDink

    Rioting with loads of casualties is exactly what the prince of peace would want if the self proclaimed sexual assaulter were removed from office.

  • Lars Littlefield

    It will be interesting to see when this twat wad comes under Mueller’s magnifying lens.

    • kaydenpat

      I don’t think there’s anything to magnify. We probably know everything about jailbird Bakker that needs to be known. A scam artist who sells buckets of “food” and an evangelist with no moral who supports a President with no morals.

  • ikahana

    I’d love to go up against him in a riot although then I’d have to find something else to do with the other 59 and a half minutes of my hour.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Who gives a shit!

  • WretchedMouse

    Hmmm. A revolution much like the one that drew 10’s of people when the TPers marched on Washington. -snerk

  • penpal

    With their support of Trump, “Christians” have really proved to the world what hypocritical assholes they are.

    • Ernest Endevor

      Amen!

  • Bryan

    DO it you gigantic Dildo-pool cue hybrid. Riot. Riot alllllllllll you want. Don’t worry, you won’t die when the cops gun you down, you’ll die when the combination of that false hairpiece you wear back there and your glasses fuse with your cerebrospinal fluid at the point where your shoulderblades meet your neck. Try to act surprised when you meet the ferryman, kay?

    Hey Bakkey, hey, hey Bakkey, Bakkey… you think he’ll take two of your worthless slop buckets as payment instead of the traditional passage fare?

    • WretchedMouse

      I approve of anytime the word dildo is artistically used in a sentence. Bravo! 🙂

    • Lars Littlefield

      To cross the river of woe to Hades, the fee was usually two oboi (name for the coins placed over the eyes of the dead) to keep the eye lids closed and the pay Hermes for his trouble as ferryman. Depending where you live, the oboi are local coins of the realm in your country of death.

      I’ve got a couple of old whore house tokens from Kitty’s Cathouse Ranch (circa 1890, Tucson, AZ). Each one claims to be “Good for one screw.” I’m thinking Hermes will gladly accept them for my fare when the time comes. 🙂

      • Bryan

        And yet, two Oboi is a fortune more than two of Bakker’s slop buckets.

        • Lars Littlefield

          Well, it looks to me those bucket of slop would be too heavy for the eys. 🙂

          • Bryan

            Fer the eyes nao? Gee, and I was planning on using it as substitute embalming fluid. It must be really chock full of preservatives. Or stuff wot go boom when I throw fire at it.

          • Lars Littlefield

            Great for stucco repair.

          • Snarkaholic

            I’m hoping to go this route:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promession

      • AC

        thanks, Lars, everyone loves a know-it-all, especially about basic mythology such as my 10-year old goddaughter is currently learning – in the fifth grade.

        • Lars Littlefield

          Keep and eye on her. If she starts sacrificing small animals in the back yard you might suggest to her parents they enlist her in soccer or piano lessons.

          • AC

            good save

          • Bryan

            But kids are NEVER too young to learn about ritualistic animal sacrifice for conquest.

      • Canadian Observer

        Actually the coin is called an obol, the plural being obols. Trust me, I am not a batshit crazy cleric, I just happened to do a minor in classics [although having as classics as a minor may lead some to question my judgment – but I don’t think it is enough to make me batshit crazy]. Oh, and just to be extra pedantic, the obol was placed in the deceased’s mouth… the putting coins on the eyes thing was a later Christian custom.

        • Lars Littlefield

          LOL! Thanks for the correction. I’ve been thinking they were called obio since undergrad school back in 1966. Edith Hamilton would be so ashamed of me. 🙂

          • Canadian Observer

            No problemo, and thanks for not reacting badly when I let my “inner pedant” out to play, I normally try to keep the smug bastard under better control, but sometimes he takes over my keyboard and you end up with posts like the one above. *insert cheezy grin here*

        • Rob NYNY

          And wasn’t it Charon, not Hermes?

  • ceeenbee

    I wonder if any of his fuck buddies agree?

    • Bambino

      He tell them it’s all show business.

  • another_steve

    Joe: If you’re reading here… You’re depressing us. I’m on my third martini because of you.

    You want, maybe, I should pass out?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/49e9c5e4b9a10db232102492cd0cf092febe601055242c5d3d03645562f1257a.jpg

    • gaycuckhubby

      Watershed Distillery Bourbon here

      • peacfulseas inWA

        White Fire43 mixed with a little Hindu kush wax has sustained me through most of this crap. Besides I’m out of alcohol due to last weeks crisis.

      • another_steve

        Bourbon makes for a lovely drink. There’s a reason the more refined of the South drink it.

        My local booze outlet was running a 20th Anniversary Sale. Bombay Sapphire Gin, at their cost. So, like an animal, I went crazy.

        To get past my front foyer today, you have to leap over carton after carton of it.

        • Canadian Observer

          Gin? Damn, gin even smells like being sick… (bad high school experience with the stuff).

          • another_steve

            Totally understand, CO. Totally.

            I had the Mother-of-All-Horrible-Experiences with vodka, when I was newly out as a queerling at age 19.

            To this day, the sight of a vodka bottle makes me physically ill.

          • Canadian Observer

            Yeah, I think everyone has a type of alcohol they first got sick on and now avoids like the plague. I am just thankful that it was Gin and not Scotch in my case…

      • RGG

        Umm Watershed.

    • WretchedMouse

      I’ll turn you over so you don’t throw up on yourself. 🙂

    • Bryan

      Passing out after just a third? Mien Gott…how would you ever keep up with the fey fey things you chase? Surely you mean your thir-tieth

      • another_steve

        Because I’m bi – men and (legal age, of course) boys – in my bar cruising days I used to chase after the less robust ones, when I was sloshed. The older ones. The weaker prey. Required less energy.

        Old fairies reading here will understand.

    • safari
    • Adam King

      Counting martinis is contrary to my deeply-held beliefs.

      • another_steve

        And therefore, no government municipality should require you to count them, babe.

        I’ll never be an alcoholic – because at birth I was blessed with an automatic “systems shutdown” internal mechanism.

        I drink too much, I quietly go to sleep.

        Wherever I am.

        • Adam King

          I’m exactly the same. I only indulge at home, close to bedtime. But when I do I always marvel at the gustatory poem that is the True Martini.

          • another_steve

            Lol. Love that. 😉

            I’m married to a devout Catholic man who, unlike me, has scruples and exhibits self-control. When we dine out – at a restaurant or at a friend’s house – he always limits his alcohol intake so that he can safely drive home. If I can’t.

            I’ve never asked him to do that. Not once.

            He just does it – because imo he’s the most wonderful and considerate person on Planet Earth.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Bring it, Slop Face.

  • Chucktech

    Damn right they’ll riot.

    In Waco.
    Or Wichita.
    Or Beaumont.
    Or Hooterville.
    Or Bugtussle.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    “Trump is not crazy,” bellowed the crazy person.

    • Snarkaholic

      …the crazy person who claims to follow Jesus yet, prior to his arrest, used to coerce his MARRIED (male) assistants to give him full-body massages. When they told him they didn’t feel right doing this, he told them that they were doing God’s work…and it would be WRONG to refuse.

      • ColdCountry

        Ewwwwww!

      • Todd20036

        Oh, you mean Bakker.

        Yeah, he’s a Narnia queer

        He’s also about as Pious as I am, but I don’t pretend to be

  • Kelly Lape

    “…they can’t prove…” – but we will. Notice the Scammer in support of the Scammer in Chief doesn’t proclaim Trump’s innocence just that “… they can’t prove…”

    What a douche bag.

    • The_Wretched

      Yeah, I noticed the framing too. Not that Trump’s an honest and decent guy we’re all unfairly slandering. Just that you can’t prove he’s treasonous scum – as if that’s the right measure of a man.

      • Kelly Lape

        For the “Right Reverend” Baker and his flock it’s the only measurement. Scamavangelists deserve a very special place in hell. At the very least I hope Karma is paying attention.

        • Gretchen

          Why is anyone listening to Jim Bakker? It’s like whole PTL scandal never happened. Tammy Faye is just a footnote now. Christians seem to have a very short memory and high tolerance for scamvangelism.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Spoken exactly like someone who’s already gone through the “system”. Lawyer speak. Of course we all know that he was proven guilty.

  • Dunkerblinker

    Most are obese in scooters….riot all they want until their battery dies.

    • Bryan

      SILENCE YOU FOOL! If you remind them of the batteries dying then they’ll invest in some type of solar or nuclear powered scooter so they can go without stopping! You remember what happened with the “tilt-assist”

      • djcoastermark

        Nope, not gonna happen. Donnie brought back COAL ! Fire up them that heaverounds !

        • Gianni

          I still chuckle at Donnie’s coal addiction. He makes it sound as if our economy and the industrial system still run on coal. Bring back a dependence on coal and all will be great again – MAGA. Of course, that was just campaign bullshit. I’ve nothing against the coal industry, but, if anything, their future success depends on exports to coal dependent countries.

          • thatotherjean

            I’m convinced that Donnie learned everything he knows about the economy (not much, God knows) about 40 years ago, and has no idea how much has changed since then. Which is why he asked Japan today why they didn’t build cars in the US.

          • Gianni

            😀 He’s such a dummy!

        • Bryan

          Coal/Steampunk Hoverround? That….actually sounds kind of cool, I hate myself and I feel dirty but if I had to be handicapped I’d love a steampunk wheelchair….lots of knobs and gizmos with no meaning but to look cool.

          • djcoastermark

            The steampunk part sounds great. Actually a lot of fun. Now if it would just use a fog machine or something to mimic the coal belching. A hit in the making maybe?

          • Bryan

            Fog or dry ice, I like it. They blinded grandad’s wheelchair with science.

      • peacfulseas inWA

        Catch me if you can when I complete my Power Scare
        https://youtu.be/XmvNNLmAC1w

    • Natty Enquirer
      • Chucktech

        Yeah, all that’s missing is the A. Hardly much F there…

        • Natty Enquirer

          Six hundred pounds of flesh/scooter coming at you at 4 mph has as much momentum as 180 pounds of rider/bicycle coming at you at 13 mph.

          • Chucktech

            You’d think the battery would burst into flames first.

          • Lars Littlefield

            No batteries, but they do go through a lot of squirrels. .

          • The_Wretched

            Good thing I walk at 5 mph and have a better turning radius than a scooter. Push comes to shove, I can take a step to the right and time a round house like it’s tee ball batting practice.

            Of course, and however, I’d not be surprised to find they are all packing.

          • Paula

            Just push them out of the scooter. Its not like they are going to get up quickly.

      • The_Wretched

        It’s a slow and uncomfortable death but, on the plus side, faster than just regular aging. Folks like these are leading unhealthy lifestyles and prime candidates for my ‘Island Therapy’ concept.

        • Gretchen

          I’m good with “death by bacon.” I want a quick stroke or heart attack, and I have no desire live another 30 years in this body that hurts so much I can barely move most days. I watched my mother die in hospice for six months with cancer, and I just can’t even consider the possibility. Losing weight would very likely help with the pain, but it’s hard to do when you can’t get out of bed several days a week. I have been both very thin and morbidly obese in my life. I wouldn’t say I was any happier thin, but at least fat I feel no guilt about eating the foods I love.

          • ColdCountry

            I have no words of wisdom, but I can offer a hug, and say I am sorry for your pain.
            {{{hug}}}

      • Paula

        I hope that is diet water she is drinking.

        • KCMC

          Smart water

      • Gretchen

        It makes me kind of sad that you would probably assume all kinds of awful things about me if you saw me in person. That could almost be a picture of me. I have gained a lot weight since my accident and sometimes have no choice but to use one of those scooters in a store on bad days. I get the joke, but it’s still kind of sad.

        • Boreal

          Well unless you are protesting our rights as human beings or propping up a dictator then most of us could give a rats ass what someone looks like but when they tell us we are less than human, then all bets are off.

          • Gretchen

            I promise to be first in line protesting FOR your rights (and my own) even if it’s from a scooter. Just don’t knock me over by mistake assuming I’m with the crazy people.

        • Todd20036

          When I make fun of fat people on this site, I’m not fat shaming – I’m hypocrisy shaming.

          You cannot be obese while using the bible to justify bigotry, given what the bible says about obesity.

          You cannot be obese while justifying taking away medical care from other people (even if you are justifying taking it away from yourself) because eventually you will end up in an emergency room on the tax payer’s dime.

          One more thing, you wouldn’t believe (or maybe you would) the comments I read about Hillary Clinton being overweight. So yeah, making fun of fat Nazis is ok by me.

          And I’m not one to make fun of people’s disabilities

          • Gretchen

            I get it. I really do. Unfortunately being obese and using a mobility device isn’t a direct correlation to political or even religious beliefs. The people in the photo above appear to be vacationing at Disney World. If they had been wearing their Trump finery and carrying hateful signs, I would be all for criticizing the hypocrisy.

            I’m really not so thin skinned that I can’t overlook some fat shaming. I guess I just wanted to pass along the reminder that political beliefs don’t come with a weight limit. I’m embarrassed every single time I have to use one of those scooters because I know people are assuming I am just too fat and lazy to walk. They don’t know the medical history that put me there also helped put that extra 100 pounds on me.

      • Librarykid

        scooter abuse. I would love to see one of trying to go uphill and have the motor start shooting sparks and burst into flames. Then you would see how fast the rider could move.

  • JWC

    Oh shiver our timbers you silly old shit

  • Boreal

    Most are cowards like the Nazis that marched in Charlottesville and will turn tail and run.

  • Todd

    An insane con artist declares Trump “not crazy”. Just another typical day in America.

  • Dayglo

    That little ol’ chimp-faced grifter sure spends a lot of time worrying about Trump’s popularity.

  • FelineMama

    Stupidity & insanity right NOW? YUP!!! “Let It Be, Let It Be”,( Many apologies, Mr. McCartney) Your gawd knows best jimmy.

  • Glenn E Ross

    Showman Jim Bakker

    “This is stupid and insanity what is going on in our country right now.”

    He’s right but not for the reasons he thinks. It’s stupid and insane that Christians would hold a thrice married self-centered conman as a hero. In the days decades ago when I followed the Christian tradition, Trump would have been an example of its antithesis. It’s startling how easily conservative Christianity was hijacked by a predatory political movement.

    • The_Wretched

      I keep thinking that the actually good christians should be in open revolt against their leaders who are supporting Trump.

    • Ben in Oakland

      They wanted to be. Anyone that promises them power, money, and dominion is one of their favorite sons.

    • Chucktech

      but hilery is the anteechrist yew gawdles homo lol ha ha

    • paganguy

      Well, considering Bakker is a twice-married self-centered conman, it isn’t really that surprising after all.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Turnabout is fair play.

    • RoFaWh

      “Self-centered” does not do justice to Trump’s exaggerated narcissism.

    • Librarykid

      The very religious often have followed false messiahs which is understandable when you consider how blinded many of them are by hate.

  • Cuberly Deux
    • Lars Littlefield

      I have more faith in Ron Popeil.

      • djcoastermark

        Meh, I was always more of a Billy Mays guy myself. (edit, except I found out he was a republican)

    • Adam King

      Can you imagine 323 servings of rotten, stinking potato soup? Just kill me now.

      • Cuberly Deux

        That poor woman on the left there sure seems to like it. She’s going to town on that bowl.

        • Adam King

          I’d sooner join the pigs at a slop trough.

          • FelineMama

            It’s probably better tastin’ & better for you!

          • FelineMama

            It’s probably better tastin’ & better for you.

          • Librarykid

            That’s what you are viewing in that picture.

        • Snarkaholic

          The camera cut away from her moments before she hit the floor.

    • Librarykid

      Get ’em constipated on that crap and the loud noises will be coming from the toilet stalls.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Chucktech

      Uhh… yeah, judge, uh….. I’m gonna go…. you know, vote….

    • Tomcat

      This may be his LAST election he can vote in.

    • Snarkaholic

      Take a paper ballot to his house, and let him fill it out/seal it…then you can drop it off at his local polling place.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    No. No, they wont. They will rely on their successful thought & prayer program.

  • Tomcat

    We do not defer seeking justice in America JUST because christians will be upset that justice is served.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    O/T but I am getting really pissed about this faux narrative….

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/927664638602436608

    • Tomcat

      Just another bullshit gun story. More guns = more gun shootings period.

      • Lars Littlefield

        But maths am hard.

      • pch1013

        If guns made us safer, the U.S. would be the safest country in the world.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      And it’s worse that the “good samaritan” fetched his own AR.

      The fuck, Texas?

    • Dale Snyder

      Where are the right-winged asswipes demanding the orange shitgibbon calling it what it is: RADICAL CHRISTIAN TERRORISM.

  • coram nobis

    Joe? I have a new one for your Religious Loonies collection.

    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/conservative-writer-god-was-answering-prayers-of-texas-victims-by-letting-them-get-shot/

    … a new column in which he explains that allowing 26 people to die at the hands of a crazed gunman at the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas, this weekend was actually God’s way of answering their prayers.

    • KCMC

      FFS. Death cult.

      • coram nobis

        An awfully capricious or whimsical god.

  • The_Wretched

    Don’t follow the law or christians will kill you. <–paraphrase of Jim Bakker.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I have no doubt Pastor Jim Bob and his boys, Skeeter & Slackjaw, will get their guns out and rascal scooter themselves to the capitol. How is this moron still able to pull this shit?

  • Bad Tom

    Let them riot.
    We have riot police.
    ——-
    It would be so delicious to have them get to know what the boot of actual oppression feels like.

  • Friday’s_cat

    Isn’t time these cults start paying taxes like any other political advocacy group?

  • Adam King

    I’m scared of the little old ladies.

    • whollyfool

      Don’t forget it was a Sunday school teacher that shot up that church! 😛

  • sfbob

    Too bad. Let them riot. If their riots are anything like Trump rallies (or the inauguration) the events will be seriously underwhelming. If they happen at all.

  • vorpal 😼

    Don’t take these threats lightly.

    They’re armed with biological weapons and extra festive shovels with which to dispense them.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c49c9df113433dce3240e56984a591ccfbcf489da1e22bea20d438d94fbc0b60.jpg

    • JWC

      hello my friend

      • vorpal 😼

        Hi John.
        Thanks as always for checking in. Your messages bring a lot of joy to my days, amigo.

        • JWC

          how are you doing my friend I hope things are getting back and answers are coming and things are starting to make sense I am off tomorrow

    • PickyPecker

      Hi, Kitty! I read back on the postings today. I’m so sorry to hear of your loss. Sending you giant Pecker hugs. Email me if you need to vent. XO
      https://i.imgflip.com/10jqk1.jpg

    • Natty Enquirer

      Cheese-flavored FD&C Yellow No. 5! Yumz!

      • Treant

        (Pedant) It looks like mostly Yellow #6 with perhaps a dash of Yellow #5. (/pedant)

    • whollyfool

      I’m sorry about your friend, Vorpal. All of our kitties are sending you purrs and cuddles. (The humans too.)

      • vorpal 😼

        Thanks to all of you, whollyfool.
        I really do appreciate it.

        • greenmanTN

          Not me. I’ve been talking about you behind your back. 😉💋

        • another_steve

          In times of sorrow, it’s good to stay in the company of friends, vorpal.

          Stay here, with us.

    • Snarkaholic

      Not to worry; that caustic shit would eat right through a shovel!

    • GanymedeRenard

      Good to see you back, Vorpie.

    • Cattleya1

      I am so sorry about your loss.

    • coram nobis

      Good to see you back. Hope you’re mending.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Someone called this in the comments last night…
    https://twitter.com/NPR/status/927656716044587008

    • coram nobis

      Also, according to the table of punishments in the Manual for Courts Martial, the penalty for aggravated assault and battery on a child is 5-8 years. USAF JAG seems to have SNAFU’d all around.

    • Tomcat

      That’s bull because his court marshal should have been grounds for a felony conviction.

  • AdamTh

    Are those the same chrissies that were going to start a civil war if SCOTUS ruled in favor of marriage? Or they were going to set themselves on fire?

  • Lizard

    America is 70% Christian (not counting any of the Nones, which is generous).

    Drumpf’s approval rating is around 35%.

    Sorry, Bakker. The numbers don’t add up.

  • Lakeview Bob

    We all know that fundamentalist chistians are violent so this snowflake is not telling us anything surprising.

  • -M-

    Not taking legal or medical advice from a snake oil fraudster.

    Trump is crazy and did collude, besides which he can be impeached for plenty other reasons like the ways he’s breaking the law and the fact he’s not doing the job of president or honoring his oath of office.

  • Dayglo
  • Tawreos

    The guy that sells survival buckets of slop is trying to foment a war so he can sell more of his survival buckets of slop.

  • Girlgoon

    If there’s rioting you’ll need to shelter in place and you’ll need to eat so buy my food buckets….

  • Gianni

    Christianity is supposed to be based on living a lifestyle modeled on Jesus life. A life of humble service to his fellow man, peace, humility, love, caring, and obedience to the law. How does this reprobate jailbird’s rhetoric jive with those Christian requirements? He’s clearly advocating such behavior well ahead of time, good and loving Christian that he is. The only reason that he can’t find fault in Donnie is because he shares the same disreputable personal qualities. He’d have to judge himself in that case. Same reason Donnie couldn’t find anything wrong with what Bill O’Reilly did. He gripe was that O’Reilly went and paid to settle the accusations and not his behavior. Christian or otherwise, Baker is just more scum.

    • Tomcat

      Then you should have been alive for the Christian Crusades, they were a hoot. Nothing but death and destruction in the name of Christianity.

      • Gianni

        True. It remains a mystery to me personally. The core elements of Christianity are about goodness, loving kindness, humility, etc. Yet when so called leaders feel like it, they often propose hateful, reactionary, vicious, and at times murderous solutions. I cannot fathom how they disregard their own religious faith’s beliefs and turn them into something so onerous and awful.

        • thatotherjean

          Christian leaders who propose hateful solutions, I think, may have started out believing in their faith, but have succumbed to the lure of money and power. They will do what it takes to stay in their positions, and their congregations will follow them, as they have been taught to do. Goodness, humility, and kindness have given way to an “I’ve got mine and I’m not sharing” selfishness.

    • Cuberly Deux

      His brand is a hairs breath away from a form of white nationalism, patriarchal dominance, fiercely autocratic. Look at his audience, it’s predominately older scared white folks that buy lock stock and barrel into his garbage.

      They’ve always been around actually. The militaristic form of religion, any religion really has that element somewhere. Hell, look at the hard line Buddhist monks slaughtering Muslims in Burma.

      • Gianni

        That’s the problem with religion as a whole – The Brand, a particular brand or interpretation of their holy words. The twisted logic is amazing, if nothing else.

  • JWC

    O/T just read on another web site Ken Paxton of TEXASS, Just stated that because brother numnutz shot up a church yesterday is the very reason why ALL church goers should be packin’ IIs that not some batshit crazy logic and why I will not waste a speck of sympathy for these idiot folks

    • MBear

      Texas? Id help arm them all.

    • greenmanTN

      Praise Jesus and pass the lead.

    • trouble94114

      There could be an upside to this. It wouldn’t take very long before the Women’s Bible Study Group would off themselves over who messed up the floral arrangements on Mother’s Day (hint, it wasn’t Bertha Bumiller)

    • Snarkaholic

      I sense a business opportunity:
      While everyone’s heads are bowed in prayer, you and your gun can be robbing them! If they notice you grabbing their handbags, shoot them…and, since everyone’s eyes are closed, no one will know YOU did it!

      • JWC

        that sounds about right

    • coram nobis

      Ken Paxton, BTW, is the attorney general of Texas. And his reaction was to urge churchgoers to bring firearms to church.

      http://www.npr.org/2017/11/06/562393725/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-says-guns-at-church-could-protect-against-shoo

      It’s truly batshit crazy.

  • Leo

    O/T But we’re not racist! We need growth!
    https://twitter.com/FenitN/status/927645943931047936

  • Tomcat

    Religion has more bad turns than a dangerously steep mountain road.

  • geoffalnutt

    The terrified, crazy person alway points in horror to the “they”…just “them”. It’s all a vast conspiracy – and has been since day 1. There’s no way out…they’re getting closer…I can hear them breathing…

  • Refugay

    These people would never have been killed if they hadn’t made the life style choices they had. They never would have been there in that kind of place in the first place. It’s only because they chose to live the lives they lived that they were at risk. I don’t want to blame them for being murdered, but they never would have been if they had made different life choices.

    Oh, sorry, that’s what some of these nice Christians said about the Pulse massacre victims. I would never mean to say such a thing about these kind hearted, god-fearing Christians. That would just be cruel, distasteful, and inappropriate.

  • MUELLER KNOWS

    When dotards melt down it’s never pretty.

  • Dagoril

    Thank goodness we have riot police to deal with rioters.

  • ColdCountry

    No, Jim, no they won’t. If there are little old ladies rioting in the streets, it will be this little old lady and her little old lady friends rioting in celebration.

    • djcoastermark

      Oh dear heathens above, I first read that as little old ladies rotting in the streets.

      • ColdCountry

        I almost snorted my hot chocolate up my nose! I also looked in horror to see if I’d typoed that. It would be something I’d do.

        • djcoastermark

          Oh believe me, when I first saw that, in my inverted mind, the visions. Oh Boy oh boy. I had a good chuckle.

  • boatboy_srq

    I’m sure all 100 of them will convene and march on the Capital.

    • Tulle Christensen

      Can you march while in a Hoveround?

  • orion dumptee

    Krazee? of course trumps not Krazee, Jim…..YOU used up ALL the KRAZEE…theres simply none left…

  • Cuberly Deux

    I never get tired of this.

    Anyone else think Jimmy may have more than a touch of oldtymers? Sure seems he has a hard time forming complete sentences or maintaining a train of thought.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al4Qr9MlDWo

    • Tomcat

      Still grifting however.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Yep, but, it’s a pretty simple script to spew.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Speaking in tongues.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    Sorry, but I can’t picture the parishioners of the church we go to rioting–after teaching preschoolers, ESL attendees and feeding the hungry they only strength they have left is to have a glass or three of wine. These are Episcopalians, gorramit!

  • Willys41

    Always great to hear from a nut trying to set the standard for insanity.

  • LovesIrony

    shouldn’t they just pray instead?

  • MikeBx2

    The only time you’d see Trump supporting Christians riot is if they closed Cracker Barrel on Sundays.

    • thatotherjean

      Mind you, they’ll still go there and bitch at the server for working on a Sunday, then leave him/her a woefully tiny tip, or, worse a tract instead of a tip

  • GanymedeRenard

    Funny how Christians here in the U.S.A. are willing to riot to defend a greedy, lying, wrathful adulterer, provided he’s a white, heterosexual, rich man.

  • Dirk Prophet

    I’d pay good money to see these Christianist riots.

    • Steverino

      Lots of stomping of widdle feet and holding their breath until they turn blue.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    With the lowest approval rating in history, I don’t think very many would be rioting. Maybe the One Million Moms (all 23 of them) and the NOM group since they have their heads up their asses so much, but most people would probably be glad it happened since he is an embarrassment to our country.

    • RoFaWh

      2 + 3 = 5

      That is a more likely head count of the million mommies than 23.

  • ByronK

    What, is there a fundie full moon calling the usual crazies out of their porn-filled nests? You’re going to riot because you didn’t get what you wanted? You threw your votes and prayers and hands-on healing crap to support a faux-Christian serial adulterer, sexual predator, rapist, fraud, pathological liar idiot just because he promised he’d deep throat your saviour and give you the legal right to persecute the majority of American citizens to satisfy your deep psychological insecurities and hatred for everything that isn’t approved of in a fucking book of mythology? As for the ideals that are represented by the concepts of being American and Christian, it is a travesty for you to refer to yourselves as either.

  • Kevin Andrews

    What does anything this Christ-O-Fascist spews matter to anyone but the delusional few?
    We all wish these Missionary of Hate would just Rapture their silly-selves out of existence
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7fddbc7dc8e5434217a023186cf0fc964d954dcd6744b0e92b081b7824b7c77e.png Birds of a Feather flock together with this a clear demonstration.
    Let them riot.
    Send them all to their great reward.

  • kelven

    We will continue to hear this grousing till it reaches the inescapable conclusion that Twitler and his whole slimy crew committed TREASON against the US. Then we will either hear crickets or spinning that would make a tornado jealous.

  • sfprman

    Lock him up! Lock him up! Bakker, again. In an asylum, a prison, or his basement,

  • ClevelandJim

    Oh look, one crazy man calling another crazy man not crazy.

  • Karl Dubhe

    If he’s not crazy, then he’s evil. But he’s really too dumb to be effectively evil.

    That’s why he’s got to go. Even the xtians must see that by now. (lol)

  • Jeffg166

    Delusional.

  • Gianni

    See that nice suit he’s wearing? He didn’t get that by actually working for the money to buy it. His completely delusional, idiot, followers bought it for him, plus an awful lot of other very expensive things. Such people keep a lot of shithead talkers living high off the hog.

  • BlindBill

    they will riot (I doubt it, really) – while you sit back and count your cash…. or do you plan on getting in on the action, instead of just inciting a riot?

  • Jmdintpa

    it only takes one deranged “christian” with an ar15 to do lots of damage. he is crazy but if trump is impeached i would be very careful with all the crazies we currently have running around armed to the nines and just looking for an excuse to start a new civil war. they may not get far but again we have seen the carnage one crazy with an semi automatic can do

  • Phaius

    Man, for followers of a religion of peace, Christians really seem to get all kinds of revved up when the thought of violent action crosses their minds.

  • Richard B

    “I’ll tell you what,” Bakker continued. “If they go through with that, there will be a riot in the United States of America and you’re going to find little old ladies rioting, you’re going to find the church people out rioting because they’re not going to take it any more. This is stupid and insanity what is going on in our country right now.”

    Now be very afraid and buy my (Jim Bakker’s) disaster buckets NOW !

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/66c46ab03211ed1a557239410dcba53d1cb8c65623f02181ac0a3430a96a49cb.png

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    We want a thrice married incompetent loser!!!…when do we want him?!!… Now!!

  • Todd Allis

    I’ll bet a good number will dance in the streets.

  • Henry Auvil

    It’s 49 days ’til Christmas and already they’re serving up fruitcake.

  • Henry Auvil
    • coram nobis

      Mine said ” … at Key West.”

  • shellback

    What will you do if he’s sent to the guillotine?

    • coram nobis

      Bring some knitting?

  • dcurlee

    Guess he won’t be…nothing Christian about him

    • kat

      Oh, he seems verrrry Christian to me.

  • Tor

    Tiki torch parades?

  • Henry Auvil

    Dear Jim, I’d like to order four special Thanksgiving end-time slop buckets for my fambly and some sides for those immigrant darkies across the road. They don’t know about our Christian nation’s heritage so I thought I’d teach ’em by thowing some slop over the fence.

  • M Jackson

    See you in the streets, asswipe. I look forward to it.

  • lucadrian

    and still nobody will buy his shitty apocalyptic meal in a box

    • RoFaWh

      I wonder about the production date of the crap he’s selling.

      If he’s sold as little as I suspect, his stock is well past its use-before date.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        He counting on radiation to keep it fresh.

        • RoFaWh

          Might not work. I will assume that not only are the buckets’o’slop irradiated but also purged with nitrogen to remove any oxygen, which causes rancidity. Still, at a guess the plastic buckets do not entirely stop gaseous diffusion. If so, oxygen will slowly seep in and turn the contents rancid.

          And once opened you can’t count on the slop keeping for very long periods.

          • Johnny Wyeknot

            Darn…all the money wasted!

  • Itsatarp

    Yep, sure they will. Just like Christians were going to riot if Obama got elected. And riot if ACA passed. And riot if gay marriage became legal. And riot if Obama got elected again.

  • Rocco

    That’s ok, that’s why God made jails.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Let them riot! I have a feeling they won’t want to miss their favorite silly TV shows or extend the effort to get out of the house.

  • Bullshit. White supremacists might riot. Some tea party types might riot. Your garden variety Christian, evangelical or otherwise, little old lady or young whippersnapper, will not be rioting. Even if they disagree with the impeachment, they won’t be rioting. And a fair number will be on board with the impeachment because that’s the only way you’ll get enough Republicans in the Senate to convict even if Democrats retake both Houses.

  • ohbear1957

    God delivered a sign of his displeasure when he conjured the face of tRump in a slice of baked ham.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/015cc02bb688fd41cb0f3cd6b7d057076e1f30b2a6db77b225c9b19c692a1e11.jpg

    • JAKvirginia

      Which one’s the ham? (O_o stupid question.)

      • ohbear1957

        The one with charm, good looks, and the higher IQ.

        • GanymedeRenard

          You mean the baked one, for sure.

          • ohbear1957

            Yes, the one with healthier coloring and wiser expression.

          • GanymedeRenard

            I knew I was right. 😉

  • Sporkfighter

    Aren’t they rioting already?

  • RoFaWh

    Fake debating points.

  • Hand Turkey
    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      I want to see him cry again.

  • infmom

    Ooooo, a real pussy riot.

  • Dave F.

    We’ll just crop dust their rioters with the powdered slop from his buckets – the resulting explosive diarrhea will incapacitate them long enough for us to round them up, or we can withhold toilet paper and Pepto until they surrender.

    • Ben in Oakland

      But th like allowing in shit. I mean, these are amErican fundelibangelists.

  • phhht

    Sane people will riot if Trump does NOT get impeached.

  • colaboy29

    Oooooo! I’m shakin’ in my boots, Mr.Baker…

  • sadoldguy

    Things you might hear at the old peoples riot:

    “where are the rest rooms?

    “Are they serving dinner or not? I herd that they were serving dinner!”

    “Any one have change for a dollar? The only parking spot I could find is metered.”

    “If I had known it was going to be this chilly I would have brought a sweater.”

    “If I had known this was going to run so late I would have taken a nap earlier”

    • TexasBoy

      “Remember, the Early Bird Special starts at 3:30 at the diner down the street.”

    • Friday

      Seriously, the actual (Christian) old lady in this house who voted Trump is not sure quite *why* she’s not-quite-admitting-she’s eating humble pie , but she understands “Ripoff artist and everyone in the Northeast knew it.” ….by now.

    • Dayglo

      We gotta get home before “Wheel” comes on.

    • Librarykid

      and had something to eat before leaving the house.

  • JCF

    -ists, fucktard (and fewer and fewer everyday).

  • Silver Badger

    Well! I guess it’s a good thing Sessions kept all of those “for profit” jails. Looks like we’re gonna have to fill them up with crazy christians.

  • Paula

    Oh, Jim, if you start rioting, we are going to find you first. Remember, we know who you are, you don’t know us.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    A convict is threatening people. Maybe he needs to go back?

  • Robin Bailey
    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      KIRROK!!!

  • noreaster

    easier to round them up

  • noreaster

    hope the parties are good Joe Grrr

  • houstonray

    Good, I’m willing to take my chances. Bring it on.

  • Mike in NC

    May a slowly decomposing Tammy Faye haunt his dreams, a la “An American Werewolf in London”!

  • Etranger

    wow – if Christians are so supportive of Trump, we now no longer need to listen to them when they talk about morality! They have no leg to stand on at all.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      We’ve known that for a solid year now.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Poor dear. He’s not getting anything from that pretty man across from him with the nicely groomed dark beard. And his new wife has made him crazier. Notice he didn’t say Trump was not guilty of collusion, only that “they” can’t prove it. He been dipping into that tub of rancid macaroni and cheese too much.

  • fuzzybits
  • Raising_Rlyeh

    “you’re going to find little old ladies rioting, you’re going to find the church people out rioting because they’re not going to take it any more. ”

    Oh, bless their little black hearts. If Mueller can prove 45 colluded and 45 is removed and these people riot then they would have demonstrated that they care more about party than country. Though, let them riot… As long as they have to dress up like this.
    http://s.newsweek.com/sites/www.newsweek.com/files/styles/full/public/2015/09/07/twisted-sister.jpg

  • Friday

    Riiiiight, preacher. Cause you thinking you’re going to raise an army of rioting old ladies for a guy whose only qualifications are real estate fraud…. …..would somehow epitomize sanity.

    Yes, Christianists worship Trump but you forget even most of your *own* have been claiming you’re only using him to hurt other people you hate. That whole “King Cyrus” thing you so arrogantly claim was just some dude that your God made Abrahamics a special exception to something. In fact, Emperor Cyrus of Persia was the first religious pluralist and dare I say ‘globalist’ about his empire. Maybe Hebrews didn’t approve of *him* religiously or in whatever ways with your hangups, but letting the Abrahamics do their own thing wasn’t a ‘miracle,’ it was *policy for everyone. Including people-not-you-or-who-you-think-you were.*

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Will the rioters at cheeto’s mpeachment face felony charges and decades of prison, like the demonstrators at his inauguration?
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/11/06/inauguration-day-protesters-legal-battle-only-beginning-trials-trump/761380001/

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Old joke:

    Q: “Why does Jim Bakker spell his name with two K’s?

    A: “Three would be too obvious.”

  • Gregory In Seattle

    While patriots and people of conscience will riot if he is not impeached.

  • Galvestonian

    B.S. – pure and simple. Sow the fear, reap the cash. Typical hokey huckster con.

  • Robert Adams

    Ah, yes, we all remember all those riots Jesus led when things didn’t go His way.

  • Yeah, they’ll RIOT alright. They’ll bring their deck chairs and coolers.

  • HappyDance904

    For Drumps I don’t think “impeached” is the right term…he should be “deoranged”

  • Robert Flanagan

    What a funny little elf. He should be baking cookies or fixing shoes

  • coram nobis

    Impeachment? Let’s see what happens if Mueller finds a connection between Donald and Russian business interests. It might start with that Greek-Russian shipping magnate, Euripides Pantsov.

    • Gianni

      🙂 Obviously, Euripides avoids the limelight.

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    In honor of mussolini, i will now refer to trump as bastardo arancione

  • Paula Key

    Jim, did your boyfriend tell you this?

  • Priya Lynn

    Spoken like someone who considers Trump getting 25th’d is a real possibility.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Go ahead and riot. Like we needed help telling who the fake Christians are. Bye the way, I hope you continue to enjoy two unslapped cheeks, Philistine.

  • rusty57

    God I miss Tammy Faye.
    This asshole, not so much.

  • Gianni

    Seriously, Jim, do you really, in your heart, believe that the lazy fools who send you money just to listen to you spout your bullshit would get up off their lazy asses to hit the streets to riot in defense of Donnie? Trump won’t be kicked out of office because he’s crazy. There will be legitimate charges made, against which he will have no defense.

  • Halou

    After spending 8 years trying to get the last president impeached and lynched for the crime of not being white, the crime of not being a republican, the crime of not doing every bloody thing the church told him to. Suddenly opposition to the president warrants prolonged nationwide violent civil unrest?

  • blackstar

    Holy Sh*it ! RIOTS! Buy one of my Buckets.

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WnaSvvSqY-8/maxresdefault.jpg

  • geoffalnutt

    Lines of battered Hover-rounds snaking up the frozen interstate…going “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” does not a riot make.

  • Puck

    That is very christian like!

  • Gene Perry

    Is it just me, or does it seem that Bakker is off his meds (again)?

  • George Ramos

    If a christian were to riot over trump,they are not christian. Christians would pray for trump and let God decide what is going to happen.

  • Boy Elvis

    Go ahead and riot, Christians. I hope the cops treat you the way they’ve treated Black Lives Matter.

  • DirtyPierre

    Riot? More like a continuation of the perpetual hissy fit.

  • Macbill

    We’re not going to take it
    Never did and never will
    Don’t want no religion
    And as far as we can tell
    We ain’t gonna take you
    Never did and never will
    We forsake you
    Gonna rape you
    Let’s forget you better still

  • Michele Gartrell

    This show and it’s host are insane. Christian’s will not riot. We will pray and defer to God. He controls everything Jim. Quit acting the the View.

  • Jay Silversmith

    Hopefully, this craven flim-flam man is audited every year just like don the con.

  • John Calendo

    Yes, we’re still waiting for the riot in the street over gay marriage. Where is the brigade of enraged seniors rushing the Supreme Court on their mobility scooters?

  • Sue Turner

    When the PTL show changed its name to the Jim And Tammy Bakker Show, it fell from Grace. Jim Bakker, I prayed for you while you were in prison. As you know we serve a merciful God. After your parole I heard that you had a TV program. You are selling ‘fear’ offering the sale of massive quantities of food for survival of mankind during some type of national or world-wide epidemic caused by war, rioting, etc. This, too, may be making you richer than you were at first.
    You were a minister of the faith and the Bible already tells about the end of the age ushering in Christ’s return. If Christians know God like they should, they know that every man or woman who has come to power has done so with God allowing it, for our Bible says God establishes kingdoms, lifting one up and pulling another down. WHAT AMERICA BETTER DO IS REPENT AND TRUST GOD. God also warns, Woe to the pastors who lead my sheep astray. We need to fast and pray and ask for forgiveness.

  • SilasMarner

    “If they go through with that, there will be a riot in the United States of America and you’re going to find little old ladies rioting”…as Bakker throws himself on the floor and has a hissy fit tantrum. LOL

  • He’s a “riot”!

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    Jim Bakker refers to himself in the Alt-Person.
    Because taking personal responsibility is not good for his kind of business.

  • IDavid

    Ok fine. Do it inside your churches with the doors closed. Please.

  • Nowhereman

    Trump IS crazy, you old fart. So are you. Get off our lawn.

  • David J

    If they riot, then the military shoots them down, so be it. We could live in a nation much more prosperously if these troglodytes no longer are around to reproduce. No longer mythical thinking to gum up the advancing of a very fine nation because of such pre columbian mythical thinking. Not pre columbian, precambrian, really.

  • NMNative

    Just go away you sad, pathetic, silly little man.

  • Orly

    No. No you won’t. Oh sure, you’ll try to get other people to do your dirty work for you as usual, but you will fail since your imagined little world has nothing to do with actual reality.

  • Eric T

    Little old ladies rioting..Am i the only one that actually wants to see this happen?
    Throwing walkers and colostomy bags?

  • Mary

    THIS is the guy who is defending Trump. Anybody see a pattern here? LORD HAVE MERCY: http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/jim-bakker-is-indicted-on-federal-charges