Televangelist Mary Colbert: Trump’s Filthy Fucking Potty Mouth Only Proves How Much He’s Like Jesus [VIDEO]

According to scamvangelist Mary Colbert, Trump’s use of “rough language” only proves how much he’s totally like Jesus. Seriously.

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Colbert said that Christians who oppose Trump because of his use of “rough language” must also “have a problem with Jesus because he spoke to the Pharisees and Sadducees and said, ‘You vipers, you snakes.’ He referred to Herod as a fox and then there is the account of the woman he called a dog. So if you want to find offense, you’ll find offense in anything.”

Colbert said that Trump “is a man of his word, he says what he means and he means what he says. Well, what character does that imitate? Who is that? God. God says what He means and He means what He says, so I believe that God saw in the character of Donald Trump a fighter.”

And lo did Jesus say, “I did try to fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch.”

  • Reality.Bites

    My favourite bible story is when Jesus said “let he who is without sin grab the pussy first

  • Sam_Handwich

    fuck off skank

  • Boreal

    Another makeup and hair challenged scamvangelist. Jeebus loves dirty https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea20e33fae5b54327c6c2859fbd5db9aea4e9ade33524e73687bfa2431cb4a5e.jpg

    • Tawreos

      You would think the son of god would be a top.

      • Boreal

        Aggressive bottom.

        • Tawreos

          If that was part of the canon, I could almost get into religion again. Almost, I would have to lose what little intelligence and self respect I have left first.

        • Nic Peterson

          Almighty power bottom.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Bossy bottom

          • Nic Peterson

            Yeah, remember that whole ‘get thee behind me, Satan’. Not a whole lot of foreplay but a diety wants what a diety wants.

          • acde

            “Bossy Bitchin’ Bottom” or “Bitchin’ Bossy Bottom”

          • J Ascher

            An everlasting, god-stopper bossy bottom!

      • Robyn Ryan

        He’s into being whipped, tortured and stripped. Bottom.

      • J Ascher

        No, he liked to get nailed.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Dirty Savior. Isn’t that when,…

    • FancyThat

      In the Stations of the Cross thing, what number is that one?

      • Tawreos

        It isn’t on the stations of the cross but it is #87 in my copy of the Kama Sutra.

      • Boreal

        STATION 10

        Jesus is Stripped of His Garments and gets the lash from his Roman soldier hookup.

        • Miji

          Little known fact: “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?” is really a poor translation. More accurate would be “Daddy, daddy, why didn’t they know my safe word?”

          • perversatile

            “Daddy, daddy, why didn’t they know my safe word?”
            “You hit like Mary”

    • Nowhereman

      They sure are into their torture porn, aren’t they? I’m a lifelong atheist. When I was about 14, a friend took me to her catholic church once. The statues of jesus on the cross made me sick.

  • greenmanTN
  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    “Blessed are those cocksucking cheesemakers, for they will fucking inherit the goddamn, son of a bitch, earth.” The Sermon on Pennsylvania Avenue from Two Bitching Corinthians.

    • greenmanTN

      The Gospel according to St Joan of Crawford.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        “And lo’ she went forth to the garden of roses, and there with her face of Kabuki and her many illegitimate children, she fucking hacked the bush and shrub. When done she sawth that the floor of bath was in need of a scrubbing and with a passing of Comet she did scour the floor for generations to come.”

    • Steverino

      Serving Cheeses of Nazareth.

  • netxtown

    that ain’t fuzzy logic…..that’s friggin fake hairy logic!

  • John Calendo

    They really are living in a parallel universe.

    • netxtown

      with a whole bunch of twisted lines…

    • bkmn

      more perpendicular than parallel

    • Goodboy

      Yeah, the universe of made of facts and dislike of the truth.

    • Steverino

      Alice Through the Looking Glass.

  • boobert

    I can compare the moron to a lot of things, but jesus isn’t one of them !

  • Robert Flanagan

    “I go forth and kisseth them, then grab them by their pussy. When thou art the Son of God they shall
    let you!”

  • Boreal

    So ‘‘You vipers, you snakes.’ He referred to Herod as a fox and then there is the account of the woman he called a dog” is the ancient biblical equivalent of calling someone a cocksucking, motherfucking, whore kunt?
    Got it

  • dbishop75

    When Jesus called a woman a dog, which was a grave insult since dogs are scavengers and considered the lowest of the low, the woman snapped back. She told him how can he be God and make comments that all people are equal in the eyes of God, yet call women dogs. Jesus thought on it and apologized.

    THAT is the difference. Trump is too full of himself to think he needs to apologize.

  • CanuckDon

    Mary Mary
    Quite contrary
    My…how your shit garden grows!

  • bkmn
  • Todd20036

    In short: “He goes against the teachings of the bible I’ve been professing my entire life, but he’ll kill abortion and put LBGTs into camps and let cops shoot blacks with impunity, so I really don’t care. In other words, I’m a Nazi, he’s a Nazi, so it’s all good.”

    • Goodboy

      If Satan was there they’d be on their knees sucking his cock.

      • Todd20036

        They’d have to get past me, first.

      • Steverino

        They certainly are eager to kiss his ass.

  • Boreal
    • ByronK

      That is so, so wrong – and I can’t stop laughing.

    • Tawreos

      Gives new meaning to getting a hand job

    • popebuck1

      St. Luke should never have let Cronenberg do that uncredited rewrite.

  • Tawreos

    I want some of the drugs she was on when she drew this fucking conclusion.

  • PickyPecker
    • Tulle Christensen

      I can personally attest that is also means something else in Miami Beach

    • Kelly Lape

      He could nail me, I wouldn’t be cross at all.

      • FancyThat

        Bring 3 stakes to the Cruxifix Motel
        And they’ll put you up for the whole weekend.

    • juanjo54

      Definitely in Guadalajara

    • Todd20036

      A lovely couple!

  • Do Something Nice

    Jesus Fucking Christ.

  • Boreal
    • Todd20036

      Safe word??

  • edrex

    what about the greed, lechery, hatred of the poor and demonizing of the meek?

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
  • Boreal
    • greenmanTN

      St Betty, Our Lady Of The Lash

  • Gigi

    Is this bitch Stephen Colbert’s fucking sister? 😉

  • Rex

    You can find offense in anything – like I find these idiots that compare Trump to our lord and savior extremely offensive.

  • Do Something Nice

    God wanted a rapist-like (Mike Tyson) president.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
    • FAEN

      Evangelicals have a hypocrisy problem. It’s as old as time immemorial.

      • Steverino

        No wonder they make such good Republicans.

        • FAEN

          LMAO-touché.

  • another_steve

    Hey look… I’m culturally Jewish (as was Jesus) and complete trash.

    Accept me as your Lord and Savior… bitches.

  • Gregory B
  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    More and more people are disgusted by the hypocrisy. Also, she would scream if she was rightfully called a viper, Pharisee and whore of Babylon.

  • Jay George
  • Boreal
  • Gigi
    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Now that’s a religion I would get down on my knees for.

      • Jeffrey

        I’ve been practicing it for years

        • Tulle Christensen

          Practice makes perfect

      • Prost Seattle

        You have, sweetie, you have.

    • Todd20036

      Jesus fucking Christ…

    • FancyThat

      In the Stations of the Cross thing, what number is THAT one?

    • clay

      Jesus, Cupid … can I get an androgynous Pan? Any Inanna in the house?

    • AmeriCanadian

      Makes me want to come to Jesus!

      • clay

        to / toward / on

        • AmeriCanadian

          You’re forgetting “in”.

    • narutomania

      Rawr. Hot Jeezus.

  • KCMC
  • motordog
    • Boreal

      Truth! Testify!

    • FancyThat

      No surprise that that’s Ben Carson’s house of wordship.

    • DoctorDJ

      “It’s not who you know…”

  • -M-

    Motivated reasoning? Bat-shit crazy? Say anything for a buck?

  • bkmn
    • Tawreos

      Wow, he must have really pissed them off if they went this route instead of firing him.

      • clay

        No, no, it’s just metaphoric, you don’t actually eat them, though it does require your mouth and salivation.

    • clay

      That church is just off Route 66 (get your kicks), and nine short blocks from the park where their Gay Pride was (is?) held, in the Tower Grove / Grand South Grand neighborhood. It’s in a strip of Asian and African restaurants, and Planned Parenthood. It’s highly likely that the image is not photo-shopped and was intentional.

    • perversatile
    • Snarkaholic

      The secret’s in the sausage!

  • motordog

    Ugh…enough of this religious nonsense…THIS is a guy I’d kneel to and worship (at least until brunch started). What a sexy beast! That little tongue flick *sigh*
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/58f8cac9cd90bedcdc0492754fc84a8466067f18fd28ea0b2b044f9735709fbd.gif

  • Marty Pavelka

    Of course! “Blessed are the pussy grabbers, for they shall see the Kingdom of God”

  • RemusL

    I was raised as a Catholic and it has always amazed me how all the sacred teachings gloss over the issue of Mary getting pregnant while she was betrothed (engaged) to someone who was not the father of the eventual baby.

    • Lizard

      Which makes the whole Christian refrain of “Abstinence is 100% effective in preventing pregnancy” moderately hilarious.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Huh? It’s right there in the Nicene and Apostles’ creeds. There is a lot of theology about Mary being impregnated by the Holy Spirit.
      http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/15448a.htm

      • RemusL

        I meant that the catechism ignores the implications of a woman getting pregnant by someone other than her husband. It almost seems like the whole “virgin birth / immaculate conception / Holy Spirit” deal was an elaborate coverup for her getting knocked up by another man before she could be officially hitched to the old guy in the arranged marriage.

        • thatotherjean

          A hundred and fifty years after the fact, more or less, the Greek philosopher Celsus summed up the Jewish tradition on the subject by naming Tiberius Julius Abdes Pantera as the father of Jesus. Apparently his name had been kicking around for quite a while.

          • RemusL

            Interesting. I did not know this. Then there is the situation of Mary’s husband Joseph being venerated as a saint, presumably for marrying Mary and raising Jesus as his own son, and for being willing to never have any sexual relations with Mary (how believable is that?).

          • thatotherjean

            Considering that Jesus is said to have had brothers (and sisters?), I don’t find it believable. There are a couple of possibilities: either Joseph was an old man who had been married before and had children with his first wife, or Joseph and Mary lived as a married couple usually did, and had children after the birth of Jesus. I have no problem with the second option.

    • Michael White

      As the nuns told us kids in the early 60’s: It is a mystery accept it on faith.

    • AmeriCanadian
  • Sam_Handwich

    i’m appalled to see all the sacrilege in this comment section!!

    #not

    • ByronK

      I’m disgusted and in a few select cases, slightly aroused.

      • Sam_Handwich

        is that a big bone in your pocket?

        • ByronK

          Why, yes, yes it is. How kind of you to notice!

          • Joe in PA

            Someone’s got to say it…get a room you two! Sheesh. 🙂

  • ByronK

    STFU Mary. Meaning what you say and saying what you mean matters fuck all when what happens in your head and what comes out of your mouth is pure batshit craziness. And no, that does not apply to God. God regularly fucked people around – “Hey Abraham, do me a solid. Take your kid into the wilderness and stab him to death.”
    “Ok God”
    “Hey Abraham – PSHCH!!! HAHAHA! By the way, your fly’s down. Made you look! Pussy.”

  • Kelly Lape

    Wasn’t there something in Revelations about False Profits (sic)

    • Tomcat

      Yes, but nothing in our constitution saying we have to listen to them.

  • Tomcat

    Comparing trump to god would (if there actually were a god) condemn her to death.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Why pretend? Let’s just declare a fatwa on her marshmallow ass.

      • clay

        I doubt she makes it to marshmallow, probably cottage cheese.

        It’s not mean if it’s true.

        • Snarkaholic

          More like Limburger.

    • clay

      Blasphemy, it doesn’t have to be a victim-less sin. /s

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
  • JWC

    Hey lady your tale has no beginnibg and it has no end ergo it has no meaning and is utterly senseless but then considering the source

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    After the show, they went back stage for a 3 way
    … for jesus!

  • Bluto
  • Bambino
  • Harveyrabbit
  • AdamTh

    1) Donnie is a liar,
    2) Colbert & company are jesus freaks….

    All said in the spirit of “saying what I mean, and meaning what I say”….

  • ultragreen

    Another religious nut in action: The guy who shot and killed 3 people at a Walmart in Colorado earlier this week has been arrested and identified. He was found to have stacks of Bibles inside his apartment, but very little furniture.

    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/man-who-killed-three-in-colorado-walmart-was-angry-loner-with-no-furniture-but-stacks-of-bibles/

    • Robincho

      You can sleep on a bible, provided you have no nerve endings in your head…

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Bird cage lining
      Toilet paper
      Insulation.

      Can’t say I fault him for that.

      • clay

        rolling papers.

    • Friday

      Why won’t they say “Radical Christian Terrorism?”

  • another_steve

    This being a Friday at 3:30 pm (Blogmeister Joe’s time), it’s not too early to begin planning for the posting in these comment threads of salacious, age-suspicious pics of cute guys.

    Just sayin’.

    • Tawreos

      I thought that was permitted 24/7

      • another_steve

        No. We must pretend during Eastern US work hours (Joe’s work hours) that all of this is…well… important.

        Then we must revert to our innate crazin status.

    • clay

      I was just enjoying the relative radio silence since Air Force One was wheels up on its way to Hawaii.

  • Treant

    One good thing is this gives us soooooo much ammo to throw at the Talibangical relatives at the Thanksgiving table.

    “What? I’m just repeating the President at the kiddie table! He wanted to fuck her and grab her by the pussy!”

    • AdamTh

      I refer to it as “presidential language”

    • Tomcat

      Everyone should print up all these scamvangelist post to display around the table at Thanksgiving.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      But, what about the cheeldern?

      • Treant

        It’s not a problem when the President does it.

        • Snarkaholic

          You should make a recording of his foulest statements, and then, when chided by relatives for quoting him, play it for them.

          • Treant

            Ooh, I like that!

            I’m also going to refer to my husband exclusively as “my husband” in front of the cousin who’s gone full right-wing Talibangecal. When she mutters, “you’re not married” or some shit, I can flip my lid.

          • Snarkaholic

            Go ahead…make me proud!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Tomcat

      Or so you think!!!!!

  • greenmanTN
  • fuzzybits
  • motordog

    Every time I hear a DIRTY, BLASPHEMOUS, GOD-HATING woman like this speak, I immediately think of One Corinthians 14:34 (from our infallible, divinely perfect BIBLE)

    “Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.”

    But this HERETIC clearly thinks she knows better than God!! Mary Colbert, the LORD wants you to shut your fucking mouth! Her heathen, disobedient, anti-xtian ways sicken me…

  • Uncle Mark

    Great…so now even I can “speak in tongues” when I’m dragged to a church on various occasions. I’ll save my most “Christ-like” language for the Children’s Christmas Mass and when I’m stuck in traffic

  • TexasBoy

    And then the Holy Lamb grabbed Mary Magdalene by the pussy and said “Look here, Bitch, I need to tap that shit now!”

    • Snarkaholic

      Wham, Bam, Thank You, Lamb!

  • It will take awhile but this is the undoing of Evangelical Christianity. Younger people ware watching this in shock. It was one thing to claim they were supporting Trump to get conservatives on the court. But this is something else. This is the public exposure of their hypocrisy. Some of us knew this all along but it was hard to communicate to people from outside Teabagistan how full of shit these social conservatives really are. Now everyone knows. It will take a generation but they are done.

    • Friday

      Probably why they’re trying to do as much damage as they can, including to the idea of facts, themselves.

      • The religious right realized 20 years ago that they were losing the culture wars. Gay people are not going back into the closets and women are not going to all quit their jobs and go back to being housewives. Those changes are permanent. And that’s why they picked a fall back position that at the time seemed safe: gay marriage. A funny thing happened though. They got so mean and nasty and gay people became so mainstream and normalized (because media started showing us pretty much as we actually are) and they lost that battle as well. They did not see that coming. (T be fair most gay people didn’t see Obergefell coming either. Even leading up to the trial I thought there was a good chance that we could lose.) So yes, they have been for some time working to stack the courts and put in amendments to state constitutions so they will have a firewall for when the public and voters (which sadly are not the same people) decide they want a more liberal approach. The courts will just block everything. In fact there are lines stating such (which are believable) in a scene in Angels in America. Stacking the courts to thwart any progressive agenda.

  • Jim Maloney

    “Mary Colbert is such a cat.” Was that Trump or Jesus?

    • Snarkaholic

      Jesus…and it’s short for catastrophe.

  • DaveMiller135

    Real Christians are able to feel shame when they make a horrible mistake.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Nutty Religious & Evangelicals must be stopped

    https://twitter.com/allanbrocka/status/921918022402502657

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Maybe we should oblige their martyrdom complex and crucify a few.

    • Todd20036

      Damn. Just damn. Remind me why we helped them in the first place?

  • Bluto
    • JackFknTwist

      Needs to work on that gag reflex……you know, to get good depth.

  • Steverino

    Years ago, a fundamentalist I worked with one summer said “rough language” is a symptom of demon possession. Kind of like the character Regan in The Exorcist.

    My, how times change…

  • Michael R

    Umm … you’re following SATAN there chicklet

    “When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.”

    The poor in spirit do not commit evil. Evil is not committed by people who feel uncertain about their righteousness, who question their own motives, who worry about betraying themselves. The evil in this world is committed by the spiritual fat cats, by the Pharisees of our own day, the self-righteous who think they are without sin because they are unwilling to suffer the discomfort of significant self-examination.

    M Scott Peck

  • teedofftaxpayer

    These people just open their mouths and crap just flows out.

    • Barry William Teske

      Now now.
      Be nice.
      It is FakeCrap afterall.

    • Gianni

      When the crowd buys whatever it is you’re selling, you sell it, go home, and enjoy living off their stupidity.

  • Michael R
  • motordog

    “So if you want to find offense, you’ll find offense in anything.” — Mary Colbert

    Bitch, tattoo that on your forehead backwards so you’ll see it every time you look in a mirror!

    • Barry William Teske

      Offended by FakeTruth.
      There is hope, hopefully.

  • boatboy_srq

    I blame Martin Luther. He taught that the RC faith-and-works formula was wrong, and that faith alone was required for salvation. Fundies have interpreted that as they’re Saved so long as they BELIEEEEEEVE really really hard, no matter what else they do.

  • jimbo65

    Would have loved to see her squirm as 45’s exact comments were read back to her.

  • geoffalnutt

    “Verily, I say unto you – grab them by the pussy…”. Yes, that’s from “Two Corinthians Walk Into A Bar…”

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Thanks Aunt Lydia..you fucking bitch.

  • JAKvirginia

    Got my comment blocked. Well, apparently “Jesus fucking Christ” is acceptable on Disqus but my snarky use of fucking wasn’t. Nice to know.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      The fuck ?

    • Ernest Endevor

      Well fuck me in the heart!

    • Barry William Teske

      And its back! ; )

  • Richard B

    One of the problems having a criminal like Donald Trump in the office of the President of the United States is he empowered a class of raving lunatics like Mary Colbert. Of course the scamvangelists look the other ways when Trump shows the world his defective personality. Trump elevated a disenfranchised class of religious freaks that other presidents traditionally avoided. Trump actually lets them run freely around the White House and put their hands on him, but we all know it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to recognize Trump is scamming the scamvangelists for their votes and is not one of them or ever will be one of them..

  • coram nobis

    Think, how often people yell “God” or “Jesus” in the throes of orgasm.

    Lycus: This I swear by the great Necrophytes, god of pimps, panderers and go-betweens.
    [Exits scene, returns]
    Lycus: A new god, but a very hard worker.
    — “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum”

  • Stanky Leg

    Jesus was a poor, Middle-Eastern refugee.

    Even if he could come back, I don’t think our current immigration system would allow it.

  • Opinion Sousaphones

    His “word” is abandoned when it comes time to do things such as pay contractors. Also, a man of his word does not go through multiple bankruptcies (six, I believe). Some of those bankruptcies were for the construction of casinos… godly? He lies almost constantly, even in the face of photographic evidence. Really, Trump has much more in common with the father of lies than with Jesus.

  • j.martindale

    Lock her up. Find a padded cell and lock all of these crazy people up.

    • Opinion Sousaphones

      Could we really imprison about 30% of the population. True, we seem to be trying to do that, although not with an official focus on crazy.

  • coram nobis

    And even jellicles have had enough of this shit.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/03/evangelical-christians-religion-politics-trump

    “Evangelical” is not, as some might think, a Christian denomination. It’s a rather elastic term that can include Mormons, Catholics, Protestants, any racial demographic, and both the left and right of the political spectrum. But it’s often attributed to only white Republican religious zealots.

    It’s easy to forget that many 19th-century evangelicals were social progressives, and that it was the liberal president Jimmy Carter who first popularized the term …

    • BobSF_94117

      No, sorry. “evangelical” does not refer to Catholics or Mormons.

      • thatotherjean

        But “evangelize” is what both Catholics, various Protestant denominations, and especially Mormons, do. Spreading the “good news” makes them evangelical, even if that’s not what they call themselves.

        • BobSF_94117

          By that definition, almost all religious people are “evangelical”. It’s nonsense and ignorant.

  • mjsatty

    But Pres. Obama wears a tan suit and he’s the anti christ.

    • Barry William Teske

      You spelt anti- ‘fascist’ wrong….

  • Slippy_World
  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Well, hon, here’s the difference.
    On the one hand, Jesus reviled the Pharisees and the Sadducees and King Herod.
    Drumpf, on the other hand is a Pharisee, a Sadducee, and a King Herod.

  • TuuxKabin

    Yeah. They say that dude was foul mouthed and mean mofo.

  • HazumuOsaragi

    Of course, nowadays it would be the lethal injection table, which still looks vaguely crucifix-like…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bf07b9e4b07dda5fdf101feeae0bbe4825b978f6898daa375355d506f697dc5d.png

    • Barry William Teske

      ^^^THIS^^^

  • Friday

    So I’m sure all the Christians will stop whining immediately if they’re ever on the other end of harsh language like ‘Deplorable’ or ‘Hate Group.’

  • Barry William Teske

    My gosh some of these religious grifters have gotten away with stealing your nations spirituality for:

    Profits for Prophets.

    That should be a crime.

  • BudClark

    Jesus didn’t grab the Pharisees’ pussies.

  • GanymedeRenard
    • Gianni

      That’s the main usage and purpose of the Book for fundies and assorted religious crackpots.

      • GanymedeRenard

        Indeed.

  • Larry Gutter

    JUST like Jesus!!

  • SilasMarner

    Colbert: I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A bitch is faithful one hundred percent.

  • Friday

    Watching the Fundies keep doubling down on the very image of their own Antichrist myth.

    • Steverino

      Exactly.

  • Gianni

    I’ll take this lady’s comments to mean that Hillary is also off the hook for calling Trump’s loyalists ‘deplorables’. Stands to reason that Jesus used harsh words as does Donnie and so did Hillary. If they should admire that Jesus-like quality in Donnie, they should also be admiring it in Hillary. Wow, I’m seeing merit in the ranting, pretzel-like logic of a fundie mouthpiece.

  • Carol Singleton

    These religious con people will surely pay in heaven but we don’t have to pay for them on earth. Don’t tithe or donate to churches.

  • Robincho

    The low end of the spectrum of so-called “human” beings never ceases to astonish me. That Joe deals with them (and rightly, else he would be derelict in his duty here) at all is testimony to his intestinal fortitude, and it’s completely amazing to me that we JMGers are as able as we are to retain a semblance of sanity in the face and wake of all of the effluvium… Congrats to all of us!… ( Cute animal pix are largely responsible)…

  • Halou

    Yes… I remember the story of when Jesus met the prostitute Mary Magdalene and paid her a great sum of money to act like his wife, to have children with him, and to be seen looking pretty while Jesus went on crusades to conquer the middle east and expel all the unbelievers and “immigrants”.

  • octobercountry

    Okay Joe, your headline really did make me laugh…. The obsession the evangelical right Christians have with Trump only shows how morally bankrupt the Christian church is—disgusting.

  • Charles Nelson

    I demand that hotels remove Gideon Bibles from their rooms. I don’t want my kids to encounter X-rated books just laying out in the open, what with quotes from that Potty-mouthed Jesus.

  • Rusty Fender
  • JCF
  • J Ascher

    That must be why the savior is called Jesus Fucking Christ!

  • TestSubject51

    Wow, she is on an entirely new level of crazy train.

  • wds

    I am a believer, and this hair-dyed “thing” is one of the so-called christians (LC deliberate) who claim to know Jesus and well but work very hard to ignore or deny anything Christ said … And yes, Joe.My.God … I think someone should ask her When Jesus said: “And lo did Jesus say, “I did try to fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch.””
    Also, since she’s cherry picking about Jesus – here’s what a conservative writer had to say about His calling someone a dog …
    https://www.gotquestions.org/Canaanite-woman-dog.html

  • andrew

    She’s a total fool who is only fooling fools.

  • Lori

    Wow, that is some next level stupid. Potty mouth =/= honesty. Those are separate qualities.

  • M Diaz

    Considering it takes a total lack of decency to sell the idea one can exchange their personal responsibility and culpability for their own salvation, I see 2 sad truths…
    There’s an audience for that and ppl are morally lazy and opportunistic

  • Vladislaw

    what a dumb bitch … trump does what he says? You mean when told multiple wives he promised to be faithful?

  • TheManicMechanic

    This religicunt craves those men with endowments like donkeys and the emissions of horses.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    The good person out of the good treasure of his heart produces good, and the evil person out of his evil treasure produces evil, for out of the abundance of the heart his mouth speak. Luke 6:45.

    Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear. Ephesians 4:29.

    I can go on…

  • fahvel

    acyually, god says whatever the hell he wants and loves to jerk around the mistakes he has made. god’s not omnipotent since this whore and her ilk are the products of his creative frailty. How the hell do you trust something that has its head in the clouds all the time?

  • Galvestonian

    They just have to twist anything Trump does or says to fit their Christian convictions – sort of a round peg in a square hole – totally screwed up.

  • dcurlee

    Wow really what a stupid comparison

  • Charley

    Did Jesus say “grab them by the pussy”?

  • Nowhereman

    Those who believe the Big Lie are open to believe all the little lies along the way. Imagine if Obama had spoken like Trump does.

  • Robb Santos

    A sadness .. lack of X.. self-promotion…

  • Nowhereman

    Go do the impossible with the unavailable, you freak.

  • FelineMama

    I bet jeebus is rolling over in his grave, again!!

  • Reneé T. Armstead

    The immoral and ignorant frequently invoke some fanciful notion of “God’s purposes” to justify their own character failings, as well as those of other, similarly flawed, individuals. For these deluded souls, the line between “anointed” and “pathological” doesn’t exist.