Infowars: Adolf Hitler Is Alive And The Feds Know It

“It’s amazing, here we are, so much news and the news is so big and the news is so frequent that the biggest news every day becomes a back-page story the next day. The Las Vegas massacre cover-up, nothing. The JFK files being declassified, Hitler still alive. All the history textbooks lied to us. I was lied to my entire life about JFK, knowingly, by my government. I was lied to my entire life about Hitler, knowingly, by my government. And that’s just a nonstory now because you’ve got another radical truck running people down in the streets.” – Owen Shroyer, opening yesterday’s Alex Jones Show.

In recent weeks InfoWars has claimed that Michelle Obama is transgender, that Satanic cannibals are controlling Hollywood, and that American children are being kidnapped and sent to slave colonies on Mars. And their millions of daily viewers believe every fucking word. Owen Shroyer, not incidentally, is the guy who was ridiculed as a “fucking idiot” by a ten year-old girl in a clip that went wildly viral.

  • Lazycrockett

    Um Hitler would be bout 116 years old.

    • coram nobis

      That’s okay. It’s an old story.

    • Tawreos

      He was 56 in 1945, so he would be 128. His health wasn’t that good even then.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Obviously, Adolf is using a secret longevity formula developed by Nazi scientists. Really, do try to keep up.

        • Judas Peckerwood

          I think it’s been Alex Jones’s supplements keeping him alive.

        • ZRAinSWVA

          Frequent injections of blood from young children. Amazing curative of anything that ails you, including incredibly advanced age.

          • David Walker

            Just ask Pat Robertson.

        • Adam King
        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          And AH is living happily on a reverse mortgage in argentina.

        • I was thinking Adolf was using the excellent Nutraceuticals that are offered at an excellent prices at the InfoWars store.. to help battle chemtrails, the hormones in the water that turn frogs gay, and the bone broth that Alex loves..

        • cleos_mom

          A second cousin of the hairdresser of Hillary Clinton’s bff in college set it up.

      • Lazycrockett

        I introduce you to your next husband and this is the thanks I get.

        Cold.

      • Reality.Bites

        Jim Bakker’s slop buckets hadn’t been invented yet. Now he’s the picture of health

      • David Walker

        But…but…white supremacy! The Master Race! Of course he’s alive and currently managing a VW franchise in Dusseldorf (which is why his name is Rolf these days).

      • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

        What will Eva Braun say?

      • Logic and empirical evidence are not going to work with paranoid people like this. These people are 9/11 truthers. They are in some ways in a manic stage of their paranoid feeding frenzy..

        If you look at his statement, it is a whirlpool of conspiracy theories, where he takes bit and pieces from his favorite conspiracies, (JFK, government brainwashing through false textbooks, to paranoia about immigrants..

        • TheManTheyCall

          So do you think the twin towers fell because of jet fuel? Buildings mostly turned into dust before it hit the ground. No way jet fuel does that.

          • I believe that 9/11 was a tragedy that cost some 3000 plus lives. I don’t live in your paranoid and non critical thinking world.

            It was a terrorist attack instigated by Usama bin Laden and his terrorist group Al-Qaeda, planned with around $500k money and it took months to plan. Isn’t that enough of a conspiratorial paranoid plot for your little brain?

          • TheManTheyCall

            You didnt answer the question. But ok.

          • Why should I answer a standard 9/11 truther questions that has been answered many, many times? Just look up steel trusses, heat, you will get your answer..

          • Robert Eckert

            We all watched what happened, live as it happened. Most of us had no trouble understanding what was happening. You apparently have some odd and erroneous notion of physics in your head where something different ought to have happened.

      • TominDC

        Semen lattes from Starbucks can work wonders!

      • glass

        Born 1889. I just love how the nut jobs don’t even think that he could be 128 before they spill their tin foil diatribe.

    • ColdCountry

      128, actually.

    • Lazycrockett

      I was to busy googling a hot model to do the proper calculations.

    • ETownCanuck

      128 according to DOB listed on the wikipedia page.

    • james1200

      He was frozen, like Han Solo, so he’s still in his 50’s.

    • Palmer

      More like 128.

    • Close, 128 years old with change.. He was a physical and mental wreck at the end of the war, using lots and lots of pharmaceuticals to keep going, mainly amphetamines..

    • rgravesBERSERKER

      Um, they never said he was still alive now dumbass.

    • janey

      born in 1889 would be 128. Even evil people cannot live that long.

  • That boy don’t look right.

    • misterjack

      Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

  • Gustav2

    I learned a long time ago not to argue with a 10 year old girl.

  • coram nobis

    Great moments in TV, and You Are There.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvhgmNzOXuU

  • PickyPecker
    • Boreal

      Wait, was there another headline besides ‘groom seals dead bride in fiberglass’?

    • Lazycrockett

      That is some nasty ass chili.

    • Dagoril

      The new pill that eases arthritis pain is made of Crack.

      Fortunately, exorcism will ease any problems caused by the pill!

  • AlternativeQuacks
    • Barry William Teske

      Did you say ‘trusted’?
      Never mind.
      Still hilarious no matter how many times he repeats himself.

    • Uncle Mark

      You would think that Trump would be deeply concerned about “the chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay”….especially Pepe

      • James Morrison

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  • Barry William Teske

    PS:
    Hey Adolf!
    Whose under where?
    Just answer that.
    I dare you.

    *Edited for clarity

  • blackstar
    • greenmanTN

      An aside, but purely as a graphic image that is stunning. Good job, whoever did it.

  • TrueWords
    • Bad Tom

      Can you imagine the crap that guy must get?

  • um. yea. ok. sure.
    he’d be 128 yrs old.
    I see many 128 yr olds walking around every day.

  • JAKvirginia

    Happy 128th, Adolph! Still seeing Eva?

    • He only goes after women who are under 100 now.

  • AJD

    But he is alive. He dyed his hair and moved into the White House.

    • JAKvirginia

      But that weight gain! Not healthy for a 128-year old!

    • FAEN

      And ditched his vegetarianism.

  • blackstar
    • Boreal

      I think we need moar stickers.

      • Barry William Teske

        Moar Moar!

    • Halou

      That is ruining a perfectly good piece of artwork.

      • rgravesBERSERKER

        No it’s actually a public servant doing his job…are you retarded?

  • Harveyrabbit

    Not sure about right now but he was definitley alive in 1969. He was living in Somerset UK under the assumed name of Hilter. Heinrich Bimmler (Himmler!) was there too!
    It’s all in this very informative documentary…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlmGknvr_Pg

    • Judas Peckerwood

      I love that Python sketch.

      • Harveyrabbit

        You mean Python documentary.

    • skyweaver

      Great Python, one of my favorites

    • Bob Conti

      He’s right, you know…

      • “You wouldn’t have much fun in Stalingrad,..”

    • I didn’t realize that Mr. “Hilter” grew a couple inches in his retirement.. What was his secret? I always thought Michael Palin’s “Bimmler” was the scene stealer in this skit..

      • kaboobie

        “Nein! I was not head of Gestapo at all! I make joke.”

  • bkmn
    • David Walker

      And it’s got the cheese on top.

      • ColdCountry

        “Fake” cheese.

    • rgravesBERSERKER

      I think you are the real “moran” here

  • Tomcat

    Of course he is alive. He is on his way to an Asian trip right now.

    • Tulle Christensen

      Checking up on his Japanese allies?

  • dbishop75

    suuuure. and his roommate is Elvis.

  • Max_1
  • Secure

    Didn’t Trump give Infowars press room credentials…..🙄

    • only fake news gets credentials these days.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • ColdCountry

    I hate to tell you, dude, but your Mother lied to you, too. Especially when she said you were smart.

  • ETownCanuck

    Yes, because people who were already in ill health frequently live to see 128….
    How has anyone this stupid not managed to kill themselves yet by forgetting to breathe?

    • Tulle Christensen

      Especially ones that shoot up drugs

    • Jonathan Smith
    • TheManTheyCall

      Because he didnt say he was still alive now, he said that the JFK files showed that Hitler didnt die when our government said he did. This article is misleading

      • ETownCanuck

        Well, that could likely be true. Americans had no proof he was actually dead, just the details the Russians gave them. It’s possible he was whisked away to South America. If he were though, he would be nothing more than a paper tiger.

  • Halou

    Hitler would be 128 years old if he were still alive.

    For context, the oldest verified person on record is French woman Jeanne Calment (1875–1997), who lived to the age of 122 years.

  • Boreal

    ‘In recent weeks InfoWars has claimed that
    Michelle Obama is transgender, that Satanic cannibals are controlling
    Hollywood, and that American children are being kidnapped and sent to
    slave colonies on Mars’

    Eat your heart out The Onion.

    • David Walker

      That’s only because Weekly World News is no longer the height of journalistic excellence.

      • Boreal

        I miss being entertained in the grocery store.

        https://boingboing.net/images/wweklvampiiii.jpg

        • David Walker

          I’m in complete sympathy.

        • Dagoril

          I worked with a girl back then that had no idea it wasn’t a real newspaper. Scary.

          • Boreal

            She probably works for the trump administration now.

  • Barry William Teske

    Doctor Who: Shadow In The Glass
    Of particular interest is the audiobook version read by India Fisher
    Exceptional!

  • Michael R

    He lives on in the hearts and minds of Brietbart , Fox News , etc etc etc

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b56932f77d6e8c9acb74b7af6af9755ae93fa101f8c8ff1fb028a048df43650e.jpg

    • Tulle Christensen

      Looking pretty good for a 128 year old

    • Barry William Teske

      I’ll never go to another beach again?

  • Jonathan Smith

    you know, for a 128 years old……….hitler, baby……
    you look fabulous….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/84a2d19920f7fefaf53e132c55b274221845067b7e44a1d7c3c6f613979859f1.jpg

    • JAKvirginia

      All I’m hearing is “Get off my lawn!”

  • JWC

    Adolf would be 128 if phyically still alive Figuratively he exsust in the body of DJT in his daily ranting and bullying

  • Nowhereman

    Well if Hitler is still alive, then it’s almost certain that JFK is, too!
    Seriously, I hope that whatever filthy rich oligarch is propping up Infowars pulls the plug on them soon.

  • Halou

    Owen Shroyer, the pearl clutching ‘moran’ who works for the prince of loudy shouty insulting nonsense himself, Alex ‘gay frogs’ Jones. Now he knows that cisgender people feel the same way as transgender people do when they are referred to incorrectly.

  • Karl Dubhe

    What the actual fuck?

    Have we been time-traveled to the 1970s. No. No, it’s just the illiterati ranting about stuff they couldn’t read properly.

  • blackstar
  • Paula
  • David

    Hitler was born in 1889.

    • AlternativeQuacks

      Weekend at Adolf’s?

    • Jonathan Smith
    • boatboy_srq

      Isn’t it amazing what modern medicine can do with life-extending treatments?

      This is why La Palin et al were so bent about Death Panels: without end-of-life care (as provided by ACA population control goons), yoomans can live FOREVER!!11!1!

    • I don’t think facts ever stop Infowars from going into psychotic rants..

      • David Walker

        They’ve never met a fact they couldn’t ignore.

        • Jonathan Smith

          ….or fake?

      • William

        A minor side effect of all the lead in the supplements Alex pushes.

    • clay

      So he’s only like 72, right?

      • David

        Exactly.

  • Halou
  • Gustav2
  • Tomcat

    OT: It is our responsibility to read this tax bill that was suppose to be 4 pages long.
    More like 429 pages. Lot of places to screw good Americans and give it to the rich.
    https://waysandmeansforms.house.gov/uploadedfiles/bill_text.pdf

  • Ninja0980

    They know this is bullshit, but the people they are spewing it to don’t, that’s the scary part.

    • David Walker

      The fucking moron, for example.

  • romanhans
    • AlternativeQuacks

      “He’s no longer the man I married.”
      Did she really think she could compete with Bigfoot? You know what they say: big feet, big… shoes.

    • greenmanTN

      Trivia. National Enquirer pretty much owns ALL the supermarket tabloids. WWN came about because the Enquirer switched to color but didn’t want the old black and white press to go to waste. It was deliberately comedic and could at times be quite funny.

    • Jmdintpa

      my terror filled and somewhat erotic experience is not here for you to just use as your entertainment.

    • PickyPecker

      The long-tongue couple broke up!?!?!?!?

    • clay

      Pa-leeze, that ain’t a picture of any lumberjack!

      • David Walker

        He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK. I now have another lumberjack quote that I like from “Come From Away.” The townspeople donated lots of clothing so the plane people could change. Two of the characters are a gay couple. One took a flannel shirt so “he’d blend in.” “I thought he just looked like a gay lumberjack.”

    • Karl Dubhe

      I used to love reading those things, at the cabin where there was nothing else to do but read shit like that.

      Good thing we have the internet now, and can read those stories all the time.

    • geoffalnutt

      I once sneezed so hard I blew the cat into the dining room. Does that count?

  • djcoastermark

    While this may be considered o/t, it fits right in with the A jones crowd. Walmarts store for the larger crowd, Sam’s Club, has announced their holiday cinnamon roll weighting in at a massive 3 pounds for 5 bucks , till the end of December ! 3 frigging pounds for 5 bucks. Did I say, 3 frigging POUNDS ? Oh hell yeah mama, fire up the Hoverounds and lets make a beeline over there. Hoverounds abound, outta my way foot walkers.

    • Boreal

      Can I get a diet coke with that please?

      • djcoastermark

        Caffeine free ?

        • David Walker

          Are you insane? Where’s the sense? That much sugar rush can be sated ONLY by bubbly caffeine. I hope Walmart is doing a BOGO with Mountain Dew.

  • hdtex
    • David Walker

      Amazing what a little nip, tuck, shave, and dye job can do.

  • Girlgoon

    Has he seen Elvis does he know where elvis’s

  • David
  • jerry

    I’m starting the weekend early…once again, it’s the Republicans’ fault. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/701aeb62aa712fe5174d291e1546a876239459b0eba60d18f57fb6cfc5e5d516.jpg

  • David
    • Tor

      I’ve heard a rumor that the Castro theatre organ is going to be replaced with an electronic version. Anyone else hear that, or if there is any truth there?

  • Tread
  • I love dim sum

    I really don’t see any difference between Info Wars/Alex Jones, and the ‘Russia hacked the elections’ conspiracy theory that Rachel Maddow constantly rants about. I think she’s lost her mind, I actually used to like her like 2-3 years ago.

    Maybe she should move to Info Wars, she acts like Alex Jones now.

  • Frostbite
  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Taylor Bixler
  • SLK in SF
  • Longpole

    So this is how the wealthy Gopers like the Mercer’s will spend their tax cut money. Funding nut job news sites, radio talk shows and fox news.

    • clay

      Only a little of their money. A lot of it goes to efforts at gerrymandering and other forms of voter suppression.

  • Jesus Christ, it’s bad enough he’s peddling bonkers conspiracy theories (Hitler would be 128 years old if he were alive today), but who are the people who actually buy into every word they say?

    Oh yeah: Donald J. Trump.

    • geoffalnutt

      Speaking of Jesus Christ…”Christians” would buy it…easy.

    • TheManTheyCall

      Obviously you dont listen to the show, he never said he was alone today, he said he was still alive and proof was inside the JFK files.

  • FAEN

    So Hitler just wrapped himself in Orange gelatinous skin?

    • David

      And that shit is non-biodegradable.

  • David

    Well…on the season finale of “Preacher”, Hitler & Arse Face escaped from hell.
    So…since it was on the TeeVee, it must be real.

  • DrRobY

    Hitler would be 128. I think I’m gonna say that Info Wars might be wrong on this.

    • Taylor Bixler

      He would be 128, but totally alive, and in Argentina…but good grief. do not search for hitler is alive on yootube. *shudder*
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_TFJOp0Ywc

      • Tomcat

        Yeah because Utube NEVER lies.

      • Lars Littlefield

        LOL! You can do a similar overlay of my face with that of Doris Day with better results.

        • greenmanTN

          Yet somehow I’m not surprised…

          (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

    • Tor

      You don’t think he did all those experiments in eugenics for nothing, do you?

    • TheManTheyCall

      Shroyer didnt say he was still alive, for the love of common sense please go listen to the actual audio from the show.

  • Lars Littlefield

    At 128 years old Hitler should come out of hiding in Bariloche, AR, and become the center star on Hollywood Squares.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson
  • paganguy

    I saw that movie. There are clones of him living all over the world and they’re trying to replicate his childhood. Oh, or maybe they just saved his brain. I saw that movie too.

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    Hitler still alive?

    In the wise words of the philosopher Motormouth Maybelle: Oooh papa tooney, we got a looney !
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a2e40144df906cc58ee242f3e8c2eefcad3c94b590633af41f3f2a80ebc7a60d.png

  • TampaDink

    I’m always afraid of what a 128 yr. old nazi will do to the world….but am more afraid of the 71 man baby who the electoral college saw fit to give him the most powerful job on the planet….which is quickly becoming far less powerful.

  • anne marie in philly

    riiiiight. and the earth is flat, and monkeys fly outta my ass when I fart, and the moon is made of green cheese.

    • David Walker

      Have you seen a professional about that monkey thing?

      • Duck

        Ikr, that has GOT to chafe.

      • anne marie in philly

        nah, I wanna be famous for the monkey thing!

    • greenmanTN
      • Bj Lincoln

        I wanted a monkey when I was a kid. Now I know how mean and messy they are.

        • greenmanTN

          One of my mother’s aunts had a pet monkey. (This was before my time.) My mother said it masturbated all the time so they had it neutered. After that it played with its limp dick and cried.

          (I swear that’s what she told me.j

      • anne marie in philly

        just gotta drop another fart…

  • boobert

    the moron complains of fake news, but this is okay?

  • Gigi

    At first glance Shroyer looks like a nice enough guy. Like one of the friendly, married fathers who lives on my street. Then he opens his mouth and I’m like, “Do people really believe this stuff?”

    • AJ Drew

      Wellll… the “looks like a nice enough guy” description depends on his wardrobe choice for that day…

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3afc8efd1433c64989663beee4bdafa69c7f8384fd25e31c0af3a85043855d4f.jpg

      • David Walker

        Plus the sign says it all: Trust Jesus/Fear God. It’s like the ultimate mixed message.

        • Friday

          It’s why so many Christians are susceptible to just the kind of gaslighting the right wing media and hate-preachers pursue. They employ or attempt to employ psychological double-binds to make it stressful for their followers to question what they’re told. Just like torturers and abusers.

      • I like the Fluoride bumper sticker, it reminds me the arguments I had once with Naturopathic Medical Students..

    • Talisman

      Yeah…the father on the street that chains his kids in the basement.

    • TheManTheyCall

      I suggest you actually go listen to the audio, because this article is misleading. He was referring to the JFK files saying that Hitler was not dead at the time out government said he was.

  • Bob Conti

    He was born in 1889. So he’d be 128. He’d be like Cassandra from Dr. Who, always needing to moisturize…

    https://pa1.narvii.com/5873/e40bb2188f42fd247c93cb0fba544c32430647c6_hq.gif

  • ColdCountry

    He also wants to know why Obama wasn’t in the White House during 9/11 and Katrina!

    • Jonathan Smith

      he was in Kenya?

    • David Walker

      Isn’t it obvious? He was golfing.

  • greenmanTN

    He looks like a clone of Rick Moranis with the gaps filled in by frog DNA.*

    *stolen from Colbert in another context.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    He’s living on Mars with Marilyn and Elvis.

  • Renfield

    Hitler did survive WWII. I saw it in a news cast, “They saved Hitler’s Brain.” Totally true.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265870/

    • justme

      Didn’t Dr Granny do brain transplants back in the day of black and white TV??
      It must be true it was on tv

  • narutomania

    Yeah. He is “alive” and 128 years old.

  • IamSmartypants

    And Adolf looks fabulous for 128 years old.

  • lymis

    Adolph Hitler was born 20 April 1889, which would make him 128 years old. So, even if there actually had been some sort of cover up about his death, seriously?

    • Steverino

      Well, Pat Robertson is holding up pretty well…

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
  • Talisman

    Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

  • Uncle Mark

    Yes, Virginia. Hitler’s alive and well and living inside a bloated, angry tangerine on Pennsylvania Ave. It seems he made yet another Pact with Russia to further his ambitions

  • Bluto
  • Dom Saunders

    Didn’t Jones at one point pull the Colbert Defense and say that he was just playing a character and that this was just entertainment? Where the hell is the “entertainment” in crap like this?

  • William

    Help me Dr Zaius!

    https://youtu.be/M2E1m90YSpA

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Canadian Observer

    Trying to decide if this is National Enquirer material, or more Weekly World News.

    • Opinion Sousaphones
      • Canadian Observer

        I would try, but I am not sure I can pitch my voice high enough to make myself intelligible to him. Thanks for the suggestion though.

        • Opinion Sousaphones

          Ah, I do not remember him to have had that limitation. However, he had an alien with whom he sometimes argued. Maybe try the alien. I think the alien was the “liberal” and “bat boy” was the conservative in those arguments. Sigh… simpler times.

          • Opinion Sousaphones

            I know this because I used to look after a very elderly gentleman who love reading the “scandal sheets,” as he called them. They confused him, but they kept him entertained. Fortunately, he did not believe in voting… quite “batty” in his own way.

  • TheManTheyCall

    He was talking about Hitler being alive and proof inside the JFK files, not today you misleading jack wagon. This is the reason that Trump calls media fake news! And these readers will believe it because they are mindless sheep! Michelle Obama is a transgender, and AJ never said that their was actual kidnapped kids on Mars. I listen everyday and he never said that in a serious manner. Joe My God = Fake News!

    • William

      Your brain is leaking out your ear.

      • I don’t think that is brain matter..

  • Devin Strait

    Hello friends, I understand your mistrust in msm media and want an alternative outlet for real news, factual, unbiased and the answers to some of the questions many of us “awake” have. As a person who deeply cares, but who has seen the spin so to speak, this channel will give you 2 truths to the 8 outrageous claims and are absolutely to keep you further indoctrinated. The article reads FAKE NEWS EXTREMISTS, THE MOD, or writer is exposing you and info wars is letting them as crazy conspiracy nuts. I am here with my heart, and the full armor of God. Plz don’t let Alex Jones keep giving real truthwrs or the Msm flakes he is letting expose you.

  • Bluesky

    There is no proof that Hitler died in Germany. Some say he died in Argentina in 62

    • Devin Strait

      coreect

      • Bluesky

        Hitler was set up by the ✋ 🏦 bankers.

    • Hugh Trevor Roper (Lord Dacre) would disagree with you.. There is plenty of proof that HItler died in his bunker on April 30th 1945, around 3-3:30pm..

      The Soviets after the war push propaganda that Hitler was alive living in a Castle in the British zone of Occupation. The Brits did a really good detective job interviewing with plenty of people who were at the bunker at the time of Hitler’s death. Plenty of former staff, who were in Soviet Prisons and release in the 1950s, also confirmed the timeline of the death of Hitler, like Heinz Linge, Hitler’s valet/butler..

      Anyone peddling that Hitler was alive after April 30th 1945, is a paranoid kook..

      • Bluesky

        I’m just pointing out with others have said. I’ve also head that Hitler died in Germany. At this point it doesn’t matter. Hitler was set up by Great Britain

        • I don’t give a shit of what “some say”, that is just a tactic of paranoid bullshitters. The Soviets did an autopsy of Hitler’s body, (where it was found that was corroborated by witnesses in the Bunker Garden) There is a huge amount of evidence and eyewitness testimony, (ie first person accounts) to show that Hitler committed suicide in his bunker. We know how he died, but biting on a cyanide pill first and then shooting himself.

          You are better off babbling that Martin Borman survived the Second World War, given his body wasn’t discovered until 1972/1973, when he committed suicide while trying to escape the Red Army in the subway tunnels underneath Berlin..

          • Bluesky

            I don’t care. WW2 was a scam

      • LeeCMH

        Some people say the earth is flat. Believe that?

        • Throwing out Newton’s three laws of gravity, space as a vacuum, Astrophysics, and Solar Astronomy, sure the earth can be flat, and a pancake could be a dodecadodecahedron

  • Pete Jimenez

    I would pay to watch the person who wrote this story to debate Owen Shroyer on live broadcast. Instead of writing about him why don’t you grow some balls & call him. He’s easy to reach, don’t be a bitch.

    • Devin Strait

      OK, I never said shroyer, I. said Alex Jones and have u read what it says out on the article??? AND I. will debate anyone,

      • Devin Strait

        I. was doing this because of the antisemitic remarks on the page. Wow

        • Devin Strait

          I mean would you like to warm me up. till he. gets here, since we have moved past the name calling

          • Devin Strait

            I mean when did truthers become so devisive over speech and civil debate???

          • Bluesky

            I’m deep truth.

          • Devin Strait

            lol awesome man how are you?

          • Bluesky

            I’m doing time. It’s rather boring

          • Devin Strait

            that sucks, sorry to hear, I’m not sure why people are so angry about that post, I mean these guys are exploiting what we do.

          • Bluesky

            Here’s one source of truth
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oex3cri34E

          • Devin Strait

            seen that!! Great stuff!! Have you seen the rich mans deception? Another 9/11 truther!!

          • Bluesky

            I’ve seen them all. Serco did 911

    • Devin Strait

      I will

  • Bluesky

    Alex Jones didn’t say Hitler is alive. He reported that someone says Hitler died in Argentina in 1962

  • rgravesBERSERKER

    You people are retarded. They were merely saying that the JFK files released suggested that Hitler was still alive in South America in the 50s. They absolutely never said “Hitler is still alive in 2017.”

    • TheManTheyCall

      Finally somebody who has common sense.

    • TheManTheyCall

      These people are just going off what this tool put in this article without even listening to the audio for themselves.

      • rgravesBERSERKER

        It’s truly remarkable how effective Soros is. Media matters chooses a sound bite they can take out of context, make an absurd headline knowing that these people are so stupid and won’t investigate for themselves, and just watch as dozens of liberal blogs put up posts like “Infowars think that Hitler is still alive!” Very pathetic, yet effective.

        • Bluesky

          They know the level of their sheep

          • rgravesBERSERKER

            How many people who commented will feel stupid when they realize? But I think that’s the thing, they’ll just say, “well it doesn’t matter because Infowars are shit.” You’d think they’d then question why media matters went out of their way to spin disinformation like that.

          • Bluesky

            They are mind controlled
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oex3cri34E
            Listen to these people. They have several videos

          • rgravesBERSERKER

            This sounds disturbing

          • Bluesky

            They’re 🐑 sheeple

        • TheManTheyCall

          The minds of the dumbed down are easily fooled. They have been taught not to question what is told to them. Its amazing and sad.

    • Devin Strait

      like I said Alex Jones is a person who is all about$$ As soon as sponsorship knocked any. validity of truth was handed to the people he sold to, and his following was left to nothing except posting in a article forum that reads extremists fake news!!!! He is a Shill to the actual truth movement

      • rgravesBERSERKER

        Dude…what the hell are you talking about? Your post made literally no sense.

        • Devin Strait

          I know u don’t man, I understand all too. well now! Good day. lol

          • LeeCMH

            Comments are forms communication.

            Faulty grammar usage replete in your comment, especially the lack of proper punctuation and sentence structure, make your post incomprehensible.

            Occasional small language structure problems make reading more difficult, but the gross errors in your comment render it useless to readers.

            Most people know their own thoughts, as you say you do, but using good language helps communicate your thoughts to others.

  • Opinion Sousaphones

    Wow, quite the bloom of trolls!

    • rgravesBERSERKER

      Trolls? This entire piece was setup troll people.do you not see that?

      • Devin Strait

        You cannot tell. them that, one guy was trying to get Shroyer on to debate me😅

        • rgravesBERSERKER

          Your sentence structure is awful. Are you foreign or something?

          • LeeCMH

            Perhaps Devin is actually a Russian troll typing from Moscow.

          • Devin Strait

            lol no my phone sticks and for some reason likes to add periods and commas in where it likes. Sorry man

      • Devin Strait

        It’s really sad man, they drinking Jones’ miracle tea too around here??? Wow

  • juanjo54

    If Hitler is still alive then he would be 128 years old. That’s pretty cool.

    • Gianni

      Then that means that The Guinness Book of World Records hasn’t been updated listing the Oldest Person In The World. Other than the biblical Methuselah, Adolf would be the oldest documented person in history. Wouldn’t you know it!

      • Kelly Lape

        Well, they say only the good die young… So I guess Nazi’s and Republicans will all live forever.

  • Chris
  • Chris Lion

    Hitler is still alive… Has donald given him a cabinet post yet?

    • Gianni

      I’m not even going to waste a brain cell on doing the math.

  • Gianni

    That guy’s face immediately says he is overflowing with intelligence.

  • JCF

    Not worth these keystrokes…

  • wds

    Agreed – folks that watch Infowars will believe every fing thing they say … I find it interesting that the CIA had to deal with that from it’s own ranks … ROFL
    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a13135270/hitler-alive-jfk-files/

  • MPapadapoulos Greekdom

    I would appreciate if the links were provided. I would like to see these stories. Also the comments have to be great.

  • James Morrison

    This article is a misquotation. The released JFK files reveal that Hitler was alive well after World War 2, LBJ was confirmed to be KKK, and that the Surgeon General’s report was that JFK was shot in the throat from the front, as well as the fatal head shot from the grassy knoll. Leftist are as a bad a broken tape recorder or a scratched record or CD, because they cannot give cogent debate or discussion, just name call, talk crap, and accuse others of the things that they are guilty of. If you bothered to read the JFK files, you can see that this venue, like Raw Story, Media Matters, CNN, etc. are yellow journalistic trash funded by Nazi collaborator George Soros. Yes, all these Leftist organizations like BLM, ANTIFA, even Neo-Nazi groups are funded by the same person and people like George Soros.

    • If George Soros funded half the shit you guys claim he does, he’d have to be a trillionaire.

      • James Morrison

        Good comment, shows that you are capable of doing research.

  • Barbara Whitley

    Hitler would be how old ..

    • Stubenville

      128.

  • Stubenville
  • ECarpenter

    Don’t feed the trolls, folks. Just don’t. Leave them alone in quiet isolation, that’s what they hate.

  • Marides48

    So Hitler must be about 120 years old now?

    • Kelly Lape

      1889 to 2017 – 128. But it’s a dry age… so there’s that.

  • Jonathan Osborn

    Assuming we believe Wikipedia on Hitler’s Birthday (April 1889), if he didn’t commit cowardly suicide in 1945, as is assumed by most, the genocidal megalomaniac Adolph Hitler would be 128 years old. Neither likely nor troublesome. This is a phenomenally stupid conspiracy theory, even for Infowars.

  • nocadrummer

    Since he was born in 1889, that would make him 128 years old. Yeah, I can believe that. So I guess “Iron Sky” is actually a documentary. /s