Jared Kushner Turns Over Documents To Mueller

CNN reports:

Jared Kushner has turned over documents in recent weeks to special counsel Robert Mueller as investigators have begun asking in witness interviews about Kushner’s role in the firing of FBI Director James Comey, CNN has learned.

Mueller’s investigators have expressed interest in Kushner, President Donald Trump’s son-in-law and a White House senior adviser, as part of its probe into Russian meddling, including potential obstruction of justice in Comey’s firing, sources familiar with the matter said.

Their questions about Kushner signal that Mueller’s investigators are reaching the President’s inner circle and have extended beyond the 2016 campaign to actions taken at the White House by high-level officials. It is not clear how Kushner’s advice to the President might relate to the overall Russia investigation or potential obstruction of justice.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Tick tock motherfuckers

  • Adam Stevens

    How long until Kushner is referred to as ‘nothing more than a golf caddy’ by the Trump Administration?

  • ben

    OT: NO MORE GOTHAMIST OR DNAINFO!

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/02/nyregion/dnainfo-gothamist-shutting-down.html?smid=fb-share

    The fucking owner scrubbed all the existing content too

    • SoCalGal20

      Billionaire douchebag owner scrubbed the sites. WTAF?!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Tick Tock little pup
    They gonna lock you up !

    • Bad Tom

      And not in some fun scenario where you get to wear a hot dog mask (with authentic Boston dog license!), get fucked in a hoist cage, and then everyone goes to brunch.
      ——-
      Yeah. I’ll take the hash-browns and sausage. Over easy on the eggs. Milk with my coffee. Thanks.

  • This is gonna be interesting because in just the last day or two, Donald’s said he blames JARED as one of those who pushed him to fire Comey.

    Meaning Donald is perfectly willing for his son-in-law to be charged with obstruction if he thinks it’ll save himself.

    But as a pathological psychosis-level malignant narcissist, I think we could’ve guessed this would happen.

    • Karl Dubhe

      As long as everyone keeps on telling him he’ll be fine, until the cuffs are slapped on, we might live. 🙂

      • Snarkaholic

        Excellent observation.

    • Steverino

      Ivanka might retaliate against daddy by cutting him off, though…

      • Strepsi

        I hope she’s in the next prison over.

        • popebuck1

          Do they even allow conjugal visits from daughters?

    • JWC

      Donny will throw anyone under the bus to save Donny

      • Bad Tom

        Will Donny throw Donny under the bus in an attempt to save Donny?

        • JWC

          no but after a second look would Ivanka

    • FAEN

      President Doll Hands is a sociopath-he’ll sell anyone down the river to save him own skin. Even his DaughterWife.

      • licuado de platano

        That makes Jared and DJT eskimo brothers.

    • John Ruff

      Jared ain’t blood or female

  • ceeenbee

    The shitgibbon is like a cornered rat right now. This is going to make him even more unstable. Dangerous times. You never know how a wild animal will respond to threat.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Someone should discreetly leave a gun on the desk…you know, just in case…

      Yes, I’m evil…no…I don’t care.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        He doesn’t have the guts.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Melania does.
          She will blame the young one.
          The world moves on.

      • William

        Stalin was taken out with a double shot of Coumadin in his vodka.

        • John Ruff

          Really?

          • William

            Stalin’s chief henchman, Lavrentiy Beria claimed to have poisoned Stalin. After Stalin was found incontinent and incoherent on the floor, the party inner circle were summoned to his house. They were less than prompt for once. Stalin’s doctor was not called, he was busy being tortured in the cellar of Lubyanka prison.

            A massive purge was set to begin just days after Stalin died. The new leadership cancelled the plan.

          • John Ruff

            Fucking Russia!

        • Bad Tom

          The reading I have done certainly suggests stroke.

          • William

            Coumadin/Warfarin cause hemorrhage and would look exactly like a stroke.

      • RoFaWh

        In former days in China, those who incurred the Emperor’s most extreme wrath would be sent a length of silk rope, which was its own message.

    • JWC

      Maybe he will divert AF1 to Moscow

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Maybe he’ll chew off his own little paw.

    • RoFaWh

      What will cut this entire drama short will be Trump’s realization that the Presidency isn’t worth the hassle of hearing “no” every time you turn around; and his subsequent resignation.

      I’ll have the ice cream; three scoops, please.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Tawreos

      I’d tell him the answer but he would just scream about fake news.

      • OdieDenCO

        every little blood pressure spike puts us one step closer to the end of the present dolt

    • RobynWatts

      “IDK, but will send you a complementary pair of kneepads, just in case.”

      • Southeast PDXer

        I didn’t think much could make me feel ill about a BJ – and then I pictured Trump and his kneepads. Boner go bye-bye

    • Snarkaholic

      Siri’s reply: “Eat the corn out of my virtual shit, you fucking swine!”

  • another_steve

    Yes, bitches. I still want him.

    Now, twenty minutes of cat mother love.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc8MddDFRw4

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Sorry to say, but Bannon gave him an STD.

      Even Ivanka has gone elsewhere for pleasure.

    • gaycuckhubby

      You and my brother need to team up. Lol
      He’s slightly obsessed with Ivanka.

      There’s no accounting for taste I guess

    • John Ruff

      That makes one of us

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    ♪ Oh Donnie boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling…♪
    https://blinnyblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/trump-jail.jpg?w=465&h=465

  • Tawreos

    I hope Another Steve has his basement dungeon…I meant guest room ready for Jared to hide out in.

    • shellback

      Two minds with but a single thought. We posted at the same time.

      • Tawreos

        It happens =)

        • another_steve

          You’re all jealous. All of you.

          Jared is starved for true…umm…affection. Ivanka allows him in only for the purpose of making babies.

          I will satisfy his basest needs.

          • Todd20036

            And this is why I love the forums here.

          • ChrisMorley

            And I thought it was so he could satisfy yours.

          • Tawreos

            Of course I’m jealous. I don’t have a basement to put my …guest room in.

          • Snarkaholic

            Do you have a shovel?

          • MT YVR

            Ah… I remember the days of looking around friends’ places for the subtly placed eyehooks in the ceiling. Then we all got older and put them in the livingroom because it was just easier.

            (sniff) I miss when we were all sly about it. 😛

          • teeveedub

            Be careful, another_steve. Anyone who comes in contact with 45* is made worse for the experience. My bet is that anyone who comes in contact with anyone who comes in contact is also at risk. Ain’t no dick in the world worth that.

          • another_steve

            Jared will require extensive spiritual and moral purification before I allow him into my immaculately maintained home.

            I know all the applicable Jewish purification prayers.

            Jared and I will strip down to our underwear and recite them together.

          • popebuck1

            You can both kneel in the closet like Margaret White and her drunken hubby, to “pray for strength.”

          • Bad Tom

            His recitation might be somewhat muffled by the duct tape.

          • RoFaWh

            I wonder if you could purge the Trump taint like you do escargot on the hoof? Put them in barrels with some water and feed them lettuce for a week. Remove dead ones every day.

          • Bad Tom

            Wait. Snails have hooves?
            I shall butter them with new-found respect henceforth.

  • shellback

    Jared, save yourself. Go hide out in Another Steve’s dungeo… er, ah, basement. He’ll take good care of you, real good care.

    • Girlgoon

      There’s a basement for rent under a pizzeria in Washington DC. At least it existed in the republicans’ minds anyway.

  • Girlgoon

    I hope they check Mueller with a Geiger counter every morning for signs of a Russian backed assassination attempt

  • greenmanTN

    Kushner would not do well in prison. For one thing the food is too spicy for him.

    • Natty Enquirer

      But he would be voted Miss Popularity.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      His voice alone will bring all the boys to his cell.

      • Steverino

        His milkshake isn’t good enough.

    • Todd20036

      His milkshake brings all the boys in the yard…

  • Henry Auvil

    Vanity Fair is reporting that everyone in the White House is blaming Prince Jared. What a fool to marry into this vile family. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c31072e61033db0489c2dd3a1214c99c78f7d9eaf2936741b6599e68eef7d007.jpg

    • Rebecca Gardner
    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Little Lord Fondleboy…at least that’s what his name will be in prison.

    • TexasBoy

      Jared, man, you never had a chance…

    • William

      “Marry him, he’ll make a great scapegoat.”

      • Bad Tom

        Useful fool.

    • NowAnAgnostic

      Well, in his case, it may be vile family=vile family.

    • Steven B

      Is this the article you’re referring to? Cuz it’s really juicy.
      https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/11/the-west-wing-trump-is-apoplectic-as-allies-fear-impeachment

    • John30013

      His own family sounds just as vile. So it was more of a lateral transfer than a promotion.

    • John Ruff

      Criminality is hereditary

    • popebuck1

      It’s kinda what you have to expect when you’re Jewish and marry into a Klan family.

    • Grimes

      Didn’t Jared get assigned every. single. role. in the WH from Donald? Reform the VA. Peace in the Middle East. Cure cancer.

      And now, he’ll be the scapegoat for everything?

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Low-level volunteer.
    Never really heard of him.
    Pours wine for my daughter.

    • gaycuckhubby

      🤣🤣🤣

    • edrex

      hangs out with a dude named steve. walks funny when he returns home.

      • Todd20036

        Love you.

    • John Ruff

      And helps care for my grandpups

    • Blake Jordan

      Just an anonymous sperm donor my daughter used to have her children,.. a hardworking, successful, single mother… 😂😂😂😂

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    The question I have is this: were they ALL the documents or just the ones he’s not destroyed or hidden. Simply put, I don’t trust him, none of them.

    • Steven B

      My thoughts exactly. Except that he doesn’t know which documents Mueller might or might not already have so if he accidentally on purpose ‘forgets’ to include something then he’s screwed and he knows this. So he has to decide if it’s worth the risk not to include everything. Kinda like a “Russian Roulette.”

      • TimCA

        Yup. This isn’t a GOP controlled congressional committee or a security clearance form he’s dealing with where he can amend, update and change numerous times. With Mueller’s no nonsense approach, Kushner will finally (hopefully) be held to truthful standards.

      • ScubaBearLA

        I see what you did there.

    • Snarkaholic

      The documents he’s released so far:
      1. Three dry cleaning bills
      2. Mom’s recipe for apple fritters
      3. Two rent receipts, for living space in Steve’s basement.

      • Danieruw

        Steve’s making him pay rent? I thought the basement was in exchange for “services rendered”.

        • licuado de platano

          He could also just pitch a tent in the yard.

        • Snarkaholic

          It was, originally, then Jared started demanding things like food and soap…hence the additional charges.

    • MT YVR

      I’m of two minds on this. One is to question it considering that a smart person would (list of things). Usually bleeding into the other mind of “but surely someone can’t be that fucking stupid…”

      Which. They’re actively working to answer that question with “here, hold my beer. Watch this.”

      • Steven B

        He either knows how this all works or he at least he should know. And as the saying goes “Ignorance of the law excuses no one.” And we also know he already has some high ticket attorneys whose duty it is to advise him of this. So no matter how stupid he is he knows the real risk he takes if he fails to disclose everything. Mueller’s not fucking around and rest assured that Kushner is a target.

        • Bad Tom

          I kinda hope Kushner tries something, just to watch Mueller slap his ass in the pokey.

          That would make my Thanksgiving.

    • Bad Tom

      Manafort got a no-knock, we-pick-your-lock, show-up-in-your-bedroom, ha-ha-ha-ha-fucker, warrant served because Muller determined Manafort possessed records he claimed had been destroyed.

      Mueller plays hardball.

      If Kushner hasn’t had the same treatment, Mueller thinks he’s a scared pup. I trust his judgement.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Jonathan Smith

      perfect.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • I wonder how many notebooks and files Sean Spicer has already turned over. You know he sang like a bird when Muller came a knocking. Hmm, wonder if that is the true reason behind his quitting?

  • Chris H.
  • William

    Jared should be expecting a knock on his bedroom door.

    • Canadian Observer

      another_steve knocks? I thought he just barged in!

      • clay

        Ivanka/Yael never enters before knocking.

  • TexasBoy

    Doomed from the moment he said “I do.”

    • No, that boy was doomed from birth. He learned how to be a crook at his daddies knee.

  • Do Something Nice
    • Rebecca Gardner

      WTF! I was just on SFist this morning as I am every day. Darn.

      I’m gonna miss “Apartment Sadness.”

      • Do Something Nice

        I’m in shock. There was a lot of good info there.

        • Rebecca Gardner

          My only complaint about the site was the comment moderator Nazis. I was banned from commenting on SFist because I wrote a very nice comment pointing out an error in their article. So, as a thank you, they deleted my comment, corrected their story, and banned me from ever commenting.

          Seriously? WTF!

          • Jonathan Smith

            Don’t worry, ‘Becca.
            it’s just you.
            🙂

          • ChrisMorley

            Womansplaining + Fragile Male Egos = lifetime ban.

          • Rebecca Gardner

            I think we have a winner.

          • Do Something Nice

            That bites. Was it a long time ago? Recently, the moderators have been pretty good about stuff like that.

          • Rebecca Gardner

            It was about 2-ish years ago.

      • William

        There’s a business opportunity for someone.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I wonder what Pat Robertson would say about Trump as it relates to the BuyBull?

    Isaiah 14:21 – Kill this man’s children! Let them die because of their father’s sins! They must not rise and conquer the earth, filling the world with their cities.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Oh noes! Now we’ll never solve this opioid crisis!

    • JCF

      …not to mention Middle East peace! {roll eyes}

      • popebuck1

        He was THIS CLOSE, too.

  • Liz Burnside

    Sounds like Kushner might be cutting a plea deal. Smart move.

    • popebuck1

      One way or another, it’s gonna be real awkward at the Trumps’ this Thanksgiving.

  • boobert

    Don’t forget, it was jared’s idea to have a secret direct line to putin in the russian embassy.

    • Ooooh! I had forgotten that wee tidbit! That boy is going to the pen for a good long while, isn’t he?

    • John Ruff

      I’m sure Iskanka will visit monthly

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Kushner better get another bullet proof vest before he sets foot back into the White House.

    • Todd20036

      Trump couldn’t hit the side of a barn with a cannon

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Yeah, but I bet Kelly is a good shot.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Incoming Flak?

  • Steven B
  • bkmn

    Who will throw who under the bus first, Jared or Don the Con?

  • gaycuckhubby

    This has been rumoured for a long time…
    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/926224833708548098

    • Daveed_WOW

      No more movies. No more TV. I guess I’ll have to take up sex, dancing and drinking!

    • coram nobis

      It was all those take-out orders for chicken, no doubt.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Also another man has come forward with accusations that Spacey had a sexual relationship with him when he was 14 and he ended it whrn Spacey tried to forcibly rape him. Up on The Advocate right now.

    • John Ruff

      Good riddance

  • JWC

    Nail the crooked little schmuck

  • GayOldLady

    Message to Kushner, you better make sure nothing is held back because if it is Mueller will know it. Do you look good in Orange, Jared?

    • Natty Enquirer

      He hasn’t so far.

      • Ooooh! Me-ow! Come sit next to me, when you have wonderfully snarky things to say!

    • Homo Erectus

      Numbers 32:23 ….and be sure your sin will find you out.

  • gaycuckhubby
  • -M-

    I love this song.

    https://youtu.be/9Bb_b6LqMrI

  • coram nobis

    Next time Prince Jared visits the WH, he should beware the flagon with the dragon.

    • But the vessel with the pestle is the brew that is true!

      • coram nobis

        The chalice from the palace had the pellet with the polonium. But it got broken.

  • John Ruff

    Do traitors still get the death penalty?

    • Gregory Peterson

      Technically, it’s not treason, but crimes against the United States…but…it’s treason nevertheless.

  • ClevelandJim

    LOCK HIM UP!
    lmao

  • MassageBear
  • J Ascher

    The Kush tush will be put to good use in prison!

  • TJay229
  • Al Prazolam

    The story is that he and Ivanka talked Don the Con out of revoking Obama’s gay anti-discrimination executive order.

  • Mike Rasor

    That flack jacket won’t protect your asshole in prison Jared.

  • Grumpy Old Man
  • fahvel

    except for “how do I get my laptop and damn phone to sync?”, what could an “intelligent 70+ year old be advised to do by a pretty elitist boy/or his putain wife???

  • The_Wretched

    Kushner has had to “amend” all of his filings multiple times. What are the odds that he’s giving Mueller complete docs?