Twitter Roasts Sebastian Gorka For Parking His Car On The Sidewalk: I Can’t Believe He Left It Reich There

The Daily Beast reports:

Former White House counterterrorism adviser Sebastian Gorka’s Ford Mustang was spotted parked on an Arlington, Virginia sidewalk on Tuesday. The car, made immediately recognizable by its vanity plates, which spell “ART WAR,” was pictured by a passer-by, who posted the photos on Twitter and noted that Arlington laws prohibit the parking of vehicles on pedestrian sidewalks. An examination by The Daily Beast of prior photos of the vehicle indicates that Gorka, who now advises a group founded by “Pizzagate” conspiracy theorists, drives the 2.3L EcoBoost Mustang, not its more powerful 5.0L V8 GT model, which boasts roughly 125 additional horsepower.

  • JoeMyGod
    • Todd20036

      Actually it’s:

      You have 30 minutes to move your car.
      You have 10 minutes to move your car.
      Your car has been towed.
      Your car has been crushed into a cube.
      You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

      I have no life.

      • Tiger Quinn

        It didn’t get better by you correcting it.

        • Refugay

          It didn’t get better by you pointing that out.

          • AC

            it did get worse by your being a bitch

          • Goodoleboy42

            ^ made it all better 🙂

      • *phone rings* “Hello, Mr. Burns’s office?”
        “Is it about my cube?”

        And here’s the wonderful clip:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2B1uIkQUZ4

        • iambu

          I wanna find a way to integrate, “Is it about my cube?” into daily conversations.

          • another_steve

            “You’re ugly, man.”

            “What’s your problem? Is it about my cube?”

          • iambu

            Perfect!

          • Dagoril

            Every time you have a work meeting, ask it 😉

      • another_steve

        Sorry, but my life is even more vapid than yours. I actually took the time to read every word of that.

        Carefully.

  • Adam Stevens

    Vanity plates? On a Mustang??

    Clearly, Gorka dreams he is a 19 year old white boy from Oklahoma.

    • Todd20036

      Or at least, with one.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Can you say arrested development? Suuuure ya can!

      • David Walker

        I would have guessed a red convertible.

    • ChrisInKansas

      Hey, ain’t nothin’ wrong with 19 year old white boys from OK. 😉

      • Palmer

        Yes, there is, they wear too much clothing!

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Mustang? Im sure Gorka pines for a astin martin like bond drove. Complete with ejection seat, machine guns, oil sprayer, and on some models, ability to go completely underwater

    • Nowhereman

      And Paul Manafort used “Bond007” for his email password…These guys really do think that they are hot stuff!

      • popebuck1

        Someone should have reminded him that Bond works FOR his government.

  • GayOldLady

    That’s why it isn’t called a side-park!

  • shellback

    Parking on a sidewalk is small potatoes compared to Mr. Mueller’s charges against this nazi – hopefully.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • Bluto
    • shellback

      I am counting the number of citations I could have written.

      • Bluto

        yeah, me too!

        • shellback

          By golly.

      • bzrd

        the big one, handicap space
        litter: one for each paper on the road
        one for reckless driving as he sped off
        another for obstruction of vision
        what am I missing, shellback
        besides one for being an asshole?

    • Karl Dubhe

      Oh, dear. Driving that thing with the notes on it?

      He’d lose his license if he did that here. Dangerous driving can get you a few years. Then there’s the littering. Pig.

    • Strepsi

      What a bitchy young man. What language are they speaking?

  • TheGrandWazoo2
  • greenmanTN

    My, it looks so vulnerable sitting there. ‘Twould be a pity if something were to happen to it.

  • William

    The Ford 2.3L engine was a dog. Some early examples had a nasty habit of becoming 3 cylinder engines.

    • AJ Drew

      Oh, you had a used Pinto too… glad we both survived!

      • William

        Our was the Mustang II, it shared all the ‘problems’ the Pinto had. We called the car Mildred.

        • AJ Drew

          Did it have the faux-wood exterior?

          • William

            No, it was red. Poor thing, when the AC compressor kicked on at highway speed, it experienced from massive deceleration. We couldn’t drive on the interstate with the AC running if there was heavy traffic.

  • AJ Drew

    The snarky replies are waaay more impressive than the original offense.

  • blackstar
    • FAEN

      The GOP are so transparent. They get what they want but won’t help pass CIR because the Dems haven’t given them what they want 🙄.

  • blackstar
    • blackstar
      • William

        Make it a truly happy holiday season!

        • Gustav2

          Hell, that might make me open the 15 Rubbermaid storage bins in the basement and decorate for the season!

          • ChrisInKansas

            Only 15? Novice. If our neighbors’ lawn is any indication every year, they have about 700.

      • Karl Dubhe

        /me knocks on wood.

        Damn, that hurt the knuckles…

      • Gerry Fisher

        Think so? Seems a bit early.

        • blackstar

          things are changing quick it seems. If he resigns it will be immediate. (((catches first flight to Russia))) 😉

          • David Walker

            I’m not sure what to wish for on that one…whether to hope that he gets there so he’d never come back or hope the Deplorables aren’t working security that day so they can arrest his sad ass and start the jail sentence immediately.

      • band

        Well, now we know Scott Dworkin has no clue.

      • Treant

        I doubt that, and not by the end of the year, either. More dominoes have to fall and the central family has to be directly threatened. By which I mean Don, Jr. or Ivanka; Eric can go rot as far as Dumpy’s concerned.

      • colo303

        Puleeez. He won’t resign. They guy is way too much of an egomaniac to ever admit defeat.

      • Danieruw

        Make sure he takes Pence with him.

      • JCF

        Ah, it’s probably but a lovely fantasy…

    • William

      I can see Junior in prison, demanding to speak with the Concierge.

      • CB

        And begging Chloe for her candy.

      • AJ Drew

        “This orange color looks awful! Hey, why is everyone laughing?”

    • Smokey

      So far tRump has been “lucky”, but being president is very different than the bubble where he has lived the rest of his life. “Nemesis is long delayed sometimes, but it comes in the end.”

    • FAEN

      Angry Pepto Bottle-

      “The President has never heard of this man. He worked maybe on the fringes of the campaign. The photos out there are all fake. Again, he has no idea who this Donald Trump Jr is:”

      Now if Daughter Wife gets it….

    • Fifth-and-a-Half Element
    • Treant

      “Take Eric, please!” Trump begged, “He’s the useless spare and a little…slow!”

  • alguien

    i remember seeing video footage a few weeks ago showing seb gorka taking around 5 minutes or so to parallel park in a pretty large parking space so, it would seem he has some issues with parking.

    something that becomes really funny when he’s driving such an ostentatious vanity car like that.

    • Treant

      Shh! So do I, but I drive a tiny little thing. I still avoid parallel parking whenever possible.

  • greenmanTN

    Maybe he could Nazi the parking lines.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Well played Sir

    • Treant

      You’re reich. But ignoring them is the fascist way to park when you’re in a hurry.

  • gaycuckhubby
  • gaycuckhubby

    Im sure Trump will take credit for this
    https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/925723406502449152

    • blackstar

      look for a crash when they find out they won’t get anything close to pass at the numbers they are asking for. *trump will blame Obama.

    • TuuxKabin

      What goes up . . . usually . . .

      • AJ Drew
        • TuuxKabin

          I love that. Reminds me of ‘Vertigo’ credits.

      • Treant

        Makes a mess and detumesces in a few hours.

        • TuuxKabin

          Well, yeah, there’s that. You’re back to the orange avatar. The cooler it’s gotten the brighter my blood red and orange marigolds have gotten.

          • Treant

            Mine too, as the heat isn’t damaging the anthocyanins in the plant.

            As of this morning, they’re pretty much dead. We just barely touched the freezing point last night.

          • TuuxKabin

            All things must pass. Last night 41, warming up again, may not get a frost until . . . well, who knows anymore.

          • Treant

            Tell me about it. We rocket back to seventy tomorrow; I’ll try to start taking down the gardens tomorrow evening and over the next few days. There’s not that much left anyway.

          • TuuxKabin

            And it’s all I can do to manage a window box on the ground floor and the 11 x 14 deck up here on the fifth. But at least I get to do it. And this year with a record chili pepper crop and first time using some herbs for tea and tinctures.

    • clay

      When the investor class doesn’t want to hear about your tax cuts for the wealthy and investor class ….

    • BobSF_94117

      Wow. 0.5%

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t

    i hope everyone had a nice Halloween!!

    ours was a bit odd in that that were not nearly the number of trick or treaters as in years past, even tho the weather was pretty close to perfect. but we still ate and drank too much and had fun!

    • TuuxKabin

      The block association around the corner was, in spite of the chill, a lot of fun. Gorgeous brown stone stoops with people hanging out, kids running free, treats galore. A little girl looked like Mrs. Bates, from Psycho. The hair bun thing from behind, could have been. I asked the adult with her if that was her costume, she laughed and said, “no, but I see why you’d ask. Thanks for my next year’s costume.” The streets were packed with all generations and small fry, enjoying the evening, with relish on the hot dog costumes, on leashes, tolerating their humans as best they could/.

      • AJ Drew

        Ok, so if the little girl was not supposed to be Mrs Bates, who was she

        • TuuxKabin

          Good question. Never found out. Kept on looking at the others.

    • The_Wretched

      We had 1 set of kids stop by in costume. 1. It was a little cold but that’s not been a problem in past years. We usually get ~ 50. My daughter had a ton of fun going to door though and everyone had more candy than they needed.

    • FAEN

      I helped with a party for my niece-20 teenagers in costume lol. I had a few glasses of wine. Actually they’re good kids and cleaned up after themselves which is a lot more than some adults do.

      • clay

        You did all that? without parking on the sidewalk?

        • FAEN

          I’m talented like that 😉

    • Smokey

      Chilly evening, but we handed out candy to 300 or so kids plus there was 1 adult dressed like tRump.

      • AJ Drew

        300?! I honestly can’t even imagine that.

      • Brian Burleson

        I handed out candy to about 2 dozen kids at best. However, we are having the front relandscaped so it is currently “less than inviting”. Having to jump over piles of crushed granite worth a couple of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups? I’m thinking no.

    • AJ Drew

      Nada here, but while walking the dogs at 8pm I did see a Dad and daughter in a Spider and Fly costumes walking home. Cute!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Was just me here so happy hour was spent answering the door. Maybe a dozen or so times.
      I would hold the candy bowl up and say ok – Everyone gets a penny !
      lol

    • boobert

      Adult community here. No rugrats and that’s fine with me !

    • Strepsi

      No trick or treaters, that’s sad — what are you going to do with all the extra razor blades?

    • KCMC

      dialed into chaterbate expressly to appreciate holiday costumes.
      Singular tRump mask on ripped body was broadcasting as Ronald Rump complete with schtick and banter with chatters…
      ie: ” bend me over like only Mueller can,” “Mueller me into next week.”

    • BobSF_94117

      “No, honey, we can’t go back to the house with the drunk guy dressed as a sandwich this year.”

  • Uncle Mark
    • AJ Drew

      I somehow know I’ll regret this, but… in that scenario, who is Rocky, who is Brad, and omfObama, who is Magenta?!

      • Uncle Mark

        DAMMIT, Janet…enough of your questions !! 😉

      • The_Wretched

        There’s a website for that sort of thing. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073629/

        And that’s rifraf who did the music for the movie behind Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Brad was what’s up on the slab.

  • Gerry Fisher

    A mustang?!! Here, let me wag my pinky finger in the air and laugh.

    • Paul Ohbehr L

      I wish I were a real witch. I would turn his mustang into a avocado colored 1974 Pinto with yellow mustard colored racing stripes and wait to watch his reaction.

  • blackstar

    I resonate with this post… when the Las Vegas shooting happened. and now NYC.
    https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/925709521581785088

    • Treant

      Yep. The day after the indictments started? In deep blue NYC? I think not.

  • AJ Drew

    lolz…Gorka… a goatee trying to grow a chin, trying to park a car…

  • RobynWatts

    Ah, so he was the one responsible for this parking maneuver. 😁https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0994e3cb7a57eede419e5cbaa880217bc57f39ef799357356c1c2533cf145541.jpg

    • Karl Dubhe

      How???

  • edrex

    “nazi on board”

    • boatboy_srq

      “NOB”? Oh dear.

  • joeyj1220

    doesn’t every douchebag character in the movies drive a car like this?

  • Sam_Handwich
    • gaycuckhubby

      Betty Bowers needs her own talk show!*

      * i know it would be hard because she’s an actress reading a script. But still

    • gaycuckhubby

      I used to think she was a drag performer

      • David Walker

        You mean…she’s not?

        • gaycuckhubby

          I know! It shocked me 😲

    • JW Swift

      “Drain that swamp! Drain that swamp!”

      • bzrd

        the swamp is drained but at the bottom are many stinky turds

  • Robert Adams

    I’m betting he is one of those assholes who takes up three spaces in a parking lot to insure no one parks near him.

    Every time I see a car parked that way, I grip my keys a little tighter and think to myself, “Good thing for you, Buddy, that this lot is covered with security cameras.”.

  • Silver Badger

    Nazi thinks he’s above the law. Nothing new here.

  • Uncle Mark

    My 86 year-old mother can parallel park far better than that loser…and she has never driven up on a sidewalk. My dad used to say that people reveal themselves in their driving; clearly Gorka is arrogant, self-centered, lawless, and incompetent….and is a hazard to all…including those on the sidewalk

    • FAEN

      And a Nazi. Let’s not forget that.

      • bzrd

        and concealed that fact when he applied for US citizenship
        but of course
        the Resident Nazi don’t give a shite

        • FAEN

          Yep!

        • Halou

          His being a Nazi was probably what put him to the top of the list for candidates. “Good people”.

          • bzrd

            “the best people”

    • boatboy_srq

      Parallel Parking and Virginia do not exist in the same universe.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    My BF tells me this is the third time he’s been caught doing this

    • AJ Drew

      I’m sorry, ahem… doing what… and Gorka or your boyfriend?

      • BobSF_94117

        Hopefully not Gorka and his boyfriend.

  • FAEN

    It’s disgusting that this Nazi has at the very least a Green Card while DREAMERS and the millions of other immigrants don’t.

  • blackstar
  • Uncle Mark

    The big money questions are…’What’s happening at the park?’ ‘What’s so urgent that Gorka has to illegally park right there?’

  • HZ81

    ART WAR —bwaahaaa!!

    Looks like he lost that war, but kudos to a Nazi fuck for using a Chinese guy to spread his white agenda. Asswipe.

    • Halou

      Lost the war in the 1860s. Lost the war in the 1940s. They’ll be losing it again bigly in the 2020s. What is it with “winners” and always backing the losing side?

  • Barry William Teske

    OMG!
    I am, like, fake laughing my head off right now!

  • pgarayt

    Not every chin beard is an a-hole but every a-hole has a chin beard. I laughed when I heard they’re called, prison vaginas.

    • boatboy_srq

      Careful: you’ll be reminded how unfunny prison rape jokes are in a minute.

  • clay

    He wished he had the courage to mow down pedestrians visiting from Argentina.
    But he just stopped, instead.

    • coram nobis

      That wouldn’t be a good idea for someone in his line of work. Argentina has always been a refuge for war criminals.

  • Friday’s_cat

    Deport the scoff-law!

  • Halou

    Impound it and send it to be crushed.

  • JWC

    Never have likd this obnoxious gob

  • boobert

    It’s not the car’s fault that a jackass has one. The 2.3 ecoboost is pretty quick. The v6 was just discontinued, but it still had 300 hp. Bigger is not always better.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Those were beautiful…

  • Halou
  • boatboy_srq

    Ecoboost Mustang? Typical wingnut: buys the high-tech efficient ride while simultaneously railing against Al Gore – and the Big Gummint regulations which made his ride practical.

  • Bj Lincoln

    What’s with the ART WAR?

  • colo303

    Wow, art of war license plates. Wonder what Sun Tzu would say?

    • -M-

      That if you have to say it, you don’t got it.

  • coram nobis

    “That’s right, officer, on the sidewalk — right over there on the corner of Guernica and Sudetenland.”

  • Thorn Spike

    Wasn’t he once a villain on Scooby Doo?

  • gothambear

    That car just screams “TINY DICK!”