LIVE VIDEO: White House Press Briefing

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is scheduled to deliver today’s lies at 2PM. Yesterday she opened with a rambling, bizarre math problem that generated widespread mockery.

Today she is likely to continue to attack Robert Mueller’s investigation and pretend that federal prison-bound Paul Manafort was really just a temp and had nothing to do with the Trump campaign.

  • The_Wretched

    Dear. god. No.

    I think i’ll skip this one.

  • IAMBOWLINGSCREAM
  • bkmn

    I wonder what the frock/mumu-dujour will be today.

  • Boreal

    Can’t watch this pig wallow in tRump feces again.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Her spiel was copied directly from a parable which has been bouncing around since 2001.
    https://www.snopes.com/business/taxes/howtaxes.asp

    • jerry

      Quite an Ayn Randian morality tale…that the taxes were too high so the wealthiest man will just do nothing and stay home. With a little Koch brothers logic thrown in for good measure.

  • Bambino

    This White House briefing is like the Columbia House you sign up. It never stop sending you CD’s and tapes you never wanted after the first order.

  • bkmn
  • so how much would it cost you to lie your fucking ass off, daily?
    SHS is doing it for $176,491/year.

    • Sam_Handwitch

      that ass ain’t going anywhere.

    • Rex

      And, we’re paying for it.

    • Paula

      That should be enough money to have her eyes fixed. C’mon, Sarah, you’re creeping me out already.

    • AlternativeQuacks

      Used car salesmen do it better for a lot less than that.

    • Uncle Mark

      Sarah gets PAID WITH MONEY to lie like that?!! I thought that cheap-ass Donnie-Two-Scoops paid her in Dress Barn coupons

  • Sam_Handwitch

    “If Mary has 5 apples and Hillary has 7 million tons of uranium arriving on a train from Moscow traveling at 53 miles an hour, why the hell can’t i eat a dozen Twinkies for lunch?”

    • Uncle Mark

      OOOOOO….I love math problems and bad tax analogies written up by Pickle. Pickle tells them better, too !!

    • Stogiebear

      Because uterus.

  • Rex

    And, I am telling you, I’m not watching…..

    • Natty Enquirer

      She’s the worst liar you’ll ever know?

    • Bluto

      take it like a man!

  • coram nobis

    Ms. SANDERS: First question.
    Q. Dailey Quarles, Fox News. Is the White House sticking to the story that Manafort and Papadopoulos were bit players?
    A. Neither of them ever worked for us. And they should avoid the chalice from the palace if they know what’s good for them. Next question.

    • JAKvirginia

      Sanders: I have never worked for this White House. I’m doing it as a volunteer.

  • AlternativeQuacks

    Why has Sarah not commented on the cheeseburger emojis? Is this a cover-up?

  • Gigi
    • Boreal

      Only up to episode 3 so far. A few more tonight. I really like this series.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        3 of one or 3 of two. Anyway both seasons are great.

        • Boreal

          2. Watched all of 1 last season.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        SLACKER!

  • PickyPecker
    • greenmanTN

      Chicken!

      Oh. Well I guess that’s kind of the whole point…

      • GayOldLady

        Please you’re ruining it, he’s disguised as a duck today!

    • GayOldLady

      You get your little pecker butt back over here, you’re gonna watch this press briefing whether you want to or not!

    • Rex

      Are you wearing a duck costume for Halloween?

    • RoFaWh

      One of the more seasonal treats on Youtube: videos of ducklings being rescued while their mama stands by quacking.

      Storm drains are a common cause of the need to rescue.

      These are a late spring-early summer treat.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Presenting the silver tongued-liar of the White House , the one, the only Sarah the Whore https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/adf97e15eed9f21713e6c536a0fa85bda34de4c310899f7afae9512cd21a0d68.jpg

    • Uncle Mark

      Frankly, I would have expected her to say “I’ll have to get back to you on that.”

  • Do Something Nice

    There’s no reward for those who are not patient.

    https://youtu.be/sOdw7HfElMU

    • AmeriCanadian

      I’ve seen better stuffing in a turkey!

    • S Galanter

      That was a near-miss cop-a-feel.

    • pj

      that could put an eye out.

  • Treant

    “Do you believe the shit that dribbles out of your mouth, Sarah?”

    “If you don’t ever speak to the President and know nothing, why are you up there supposedly answering questions, Sarah?”

  • Boreal

    Wonder which selection from the Arkansas Double Wide collection she’ll be sporting today?

    • JAKvirginia

      I believe it’s a DiORK original.

  • Ninja0980

    Obama/Hillary/Benghazi/etc. is what we will likely hear.

  • Megrim Twist

    I need Pickle to weigh in on the cheeseburger emoji debate.

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    She looks like she has wide stance on the commode.

  • Megrim Twist
    • GayOldLady

      I’ve never seen her in anything near that attractive.

  • Michael R
  • PickyPecker
    • Uncle Mark

      DAMN…Sarah stole its cowbell

  • Sam_Handwitch

    C-Span schedule says 2:30

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Rebecca Gardner

    Why bother? It’s just going to be non-stop lies and finger pointing.

    • clay

      I’m happy to let the WH Press Corps take it for the rest of us. Just give me the processed and refined bits.

  • Javier Smith

    Hey, Coffee Boy, can you pop over and get us some Russian coffee from that little restaurant in London? Remember Trump takes his with collusion

  • kareemachan

    You can’t hide your lyin’ eyes
    And your smile is a thin disguise
    I thought by now you’d realize
    There ain’t no way to hide your lyin eyes

    • AdamTh

      Damned appropriate, but it’s a shame to associate such a classic song with scam-artists like SHS & DJT…

  • Boreal
  • Blake J Butler
    • PickyPecker
      • Boreal

        That house is getting egged.

        • greenmanTN

          I hope I hope I hope

        • Long time no see! Nice to see you back again!

          • Boreal

            Hi Biki. How’ve you been?

          • Doing well! And yourself!?!

          • Boreal

            Pretty good. Had to take a break from news, blogs, etc. That’s why I wasn’t around for a bit.

          • Totally understand. I’ve begun watching only anime and Korean dramas. Reality has become a bit hard to take.

        • Dagoril

          I’ve got the eggs. You got a car? 😉

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Proverbs 24:13 – My son, eat honey, for it is good, and the drippings of the honeycomb are sweet to your taste.

      • Michael White

        My wish for all kkkristians: Job 2:9 Job’s wife said; are you till maintaining your integrity? CURSE GOD AND DIE

      • I’m not seeing anything about candy in those passages.

        When you enter the land the Lord your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there. 10 Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, 11 or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. 12 Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord; because of these same detestable practices the Lord your God will drive out those nations before you. 13 You must be blameless before the Lord your God.

        ( https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+18&version=NIV and https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Peter+5&version=NIV)

        8 Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.

        (om nom nom nom, but I don’t think that’s literal)

        Edit: Also, neither of those passages says anything about Halloween and Trick-or-Treating.

        • clay

          Prowling Pagan Devils! Prowling Pagan Devils!

          /s

          • *head scratch* Do lions roar while they prowl? Seems like that would defeat the purpose.

        • BobSF_94117

          God picks his Chosen People and then gives them a home in a bad neighborhood. Very odd…

      • JAKvirginia

        Really? Then what is that “Christian” baker with the sugary cakes bitching about? Y’mean….?!!! Well, that’s a nasty wrinkle in his “deeply held religious beliefs” defense, isn’t it?

      • M Jackson

        Eggs and toilet paper are called for.

      • Dayglo
    • greenmanTN

      It’s not true!!! 😭

  • BJORN RAGNVALDR

    This may have previously been posted, but here’s Randy Rainbows latest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vD8ZP-eMI

  • PickyPecker
    • clay

      Wha-? No airline liquor bottles? I’ve been cheated!

      • Great minds think alike! I suggested to my wife that we pass those out to Trick-or-Treaters, but she disagreed.

  • Bluto
    • FAEN

      Well Bluto-your post made me burst into laughter at the doctors office! I got stares.

  • Guest

    Everyone in this sewer of an administration lies constantly, I don’t think they know how NOT to lie. I hope this cow gets screwed by the authorities for her malfeasance too.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Rescheduled to 14:30 EDT.

    • DreadPikathulhu

      She’s trying to decide between the peuce ruffled frock or the avocado ruffled frock. With pearls, of course.

      • Natty Enquirer

        I’m thinking it will the eye-burning orange number today.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Something from Omar the Tent Maker’s fall collection.

  • David
  • Blake J Butler
    • stuckinthewoods

      I’d like to believe yesterday’s Quinnipiac poll that has Northam +17 over Gillespie. https://poll.qu.edu/virginia/release-detail?ReleaseID=2495

      • JAKvirginia

        I’ll believe it if EVERY DAMN DEMOCRAT GETS OFF THEIR ASS AND VOTES!

        Excuse me. I had a capslock moment.

    • Lazycrockett

      Is Gillespie posting pics of his fond memories of lynching blacks?

  • coram nobis

    Ms. SANDERS: Next question.
    Q. Warren Christmas, Russia Today. What’s this about Hillary Clinton?
    A. We think she was involved with Russia and had something to do with the death of Nicholas II. Next question.
    Q. Virginia Hamm, Richmond Post-Dispatch. What’s with the yellow outfit?
    A. I’m Chiquita Banana, and I’m here to reveal … nothing.

  • Lazycrockett

    Hope we get another story bout alcoholic reporters like yesterday.

  • LeeCMH

    Take a look at the picture of Huckster Sanders at the top of the article.

    She looks like she’s heaving a havana in the toilet.

  • Michael R
    • LeeCMH

      Perhaps Huckster Sanders can only use upholsterers as tailors are not skilled with so much fabric.

  • Dagoril

    Dear God, she’s back to the Navy Ruffles look.

  • Lizard

    Been getting my car serviced and my scales polished. What’d I miss?

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Help me. How did she get the name pickles?

    • PickyPecker

      As a delay tactic one session, she read some (fictional) kid’s letter about how great 45 is. The kid’s name was ‘pickle.’

    • The_Wretched

      The 2nd “kid loves dear leader” was named Mackenzie. 1st was Pickles.

      • Lizard

        HEY HEY HEY The_Wretched!

        …I’ve been sent by TFA commenters to see if you’re planning on returning.

        Also, NOGODZ20 says hi.

        • The_Wretched

          I’m banned for life. And won’t be going back. Hemant (and Terry?!) is so good in so many ways, but he’s irrationally afraid of muslims and thinks islamophobes shouldn’t be called out.

          Tell NOGODZ20 and the rest that I say Hi too. And don’t ever reply to Moother or that insane person who claims to be Korean.

          • Lizard

            I’ll do that. I’m sorry to see you go. You were a great part of the community. (To tell you the truth, I skip most of the posts about Islam now. David McAfee is no better about it.)

          • The_Wretched

            thanks, I liked the community there.

    • greenmanTN
  • JAKvirginia

    So… what’s new from FactWreck.gov?

  • Boreal
  • JWC

    Which means we can all sit and read maybe half of “War and Peace”

  • TexasBoy

    “I will pick only the best people.” Manafort, Bannon, Flynn, Priebus, Scaramucci, Spicer, Gorka, Price…Oh…wait…

    • clay

      Page, Miller, Miller, . . .

      • pj

        pence

    • Well, they’re the best at being the worst, so he’s technically correct. >.>

  • Boreal
  • TexasBoy

    Ohhh…will we get another Once Upon a Time fairy tale?

  • HZ81

    I can’t wait! I’ve had a few martinis at office Halloween party. The only way to really take her bullshit.

  • Daveed_WOW
  • geoffalnutt

    I can’t look at it. Apparently it is slowly decomposing…on national TV, in front of everyone. The smell must be simply overpowering.

  • Bluto
    • Boreal

      I wonder if this twunt has any idea of the mockery she receives on a daily basis?

      • TexasBoy

        Oh puhlease! Her daddy is a televangelist, mockery is just a part of life.

        • GayOldLady

          That should read “her daddy is a televangelist, mockery IS life”.

          • RoFaWh

            Next time I answer a call from an Indian malware distribution center, I’m going to encourage them on the grounds that at least they aren’t televangelists.

      • DreadPikathulhu

        She’s been promised an eternity in the buffet line at the waffle house as her reward.

        • Boreal

          She looks perfect in the waffle house uniform.

        • Cipher

          And a lifetime supply of Chick-Fil-A here on earth?

  • Sam_Handwitch

    c-span stream is live now. no sarah yet

  • FAEN

    It’s going to be very awkward should Uday, Kusay or Daughter Wife get indicted-“We have no idea who these people are. They were on the fringes of the campaign. The President has never met them.”

    • GayOldLady

      When Flynn, Flynn, Jr and Trump Jr, get indicted that’s when President Nincompoop will have a complete meltdown.

      • FAEN

        I can see it now-screaming away while stress eating burnt steak and ketchup. Gross.

  • Sam_Handwitch

    some reporter is griping that Dodgers lost game 5 lol

    • Pfft, probably a bandwagoner >.>

  • Sam_Handwitch

    here she is

  • Natty Enquirer

    Grimace time.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    She’s wearing a human costume today.

    • Lizard

      It’s not a very good one. She must have bought it from Wal-Mart.

      • RoFaWh

        No.She got it at a dollar store that specializes in end-of-line and fire sale merchandise.

        It had been sitting on the shelf for years, rejected by smart shoppers because the styling and the sewing are both grossly sub-standard.

    • Dazzer

      It’s what zombies do for Hallowe’en.

  • Steverino

    Take off your mask, Sarah.

    • JAKvirginia

      NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Oh FFS NO!

  • Bluto
  • GayOldLady

    Yeah, cause EVERYONE wants to hear about the Tax Cuts they’re not going to get.

  • Sam_Handwitch

    the debt tripled under reagan

  • HZ81

    Not to zero, beyotch

  • AmeriCanadian

    Her eyes look especially dark today. Little heavy on the makeup.

    • Natty Enquirer

      She’s gotten carried away with the Ol’ Smoky look.

  • HZ81

    Makeup gun set to raccoon I see.

    • Boreal

      It’s set on whore.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Shut up about the bullshit tax cut lies that are not going to happen.

  • HZ81

    God, she’s just the worst. ZERO passion when reading her nonsense.

    • Natty Enquirer

      It’s always “My Book Report by Sarah.”

      • HZ81

        Totally!! 🙂

      • Lizard

        Bet it starts with “Hi, my name is Sarah Huckabee-Sanders.”

  • Bluto
  • HZ81

    Chief “science” advisor.

  • JAKvirginia

    Okay. I’m in McD’s in Falls Church, VA. One of the “locals” had the sound turned up to hear Sarah talk. He is loudly trashing her statements. “Liar!” Quite entertaining.

  • HZ81

    I’m distracted by his racism and shit knowledge of history.

  • GayOldLady

    No Sarah, we don’t care about anything more than how TRUMP betrayed our country.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Oh Bullshit!!! Mueller is all the majority of Americans care about right now.

    • Lizard

      What is she claiming Americans care about? I’m guessing Hillary.

      • GayOldLady

        Taxes!

        • Taxis? Taxus? Taxon? Taxeme?

      • Rebecca Gardner

        She is claiming we all want to know how awesome Trump is at Making America Great Again!

        • Lizard

          Oh? And the premises of her argument that he’s awesome at it? Utterly failing to repeal Obamacare? Three prominent Republicans telling America that he’s a man-baby who needs a babysitter? Lying about the pregnant widow of a fallen soldier?

  • AmeriCanadian

    Can she show any more contempt for the reporters?

    • denbear00

      I think she paints on that one arched eyebrow. A little more swoop might create a slightly more contemptuous look.

  • GayOldLady

    She doesn’t know there’s no difference between JFK and Kennedy?

    • Tulle Christensen

      Well she is not sure if it is John or Jack Kennedy 😉

    • Lizard

      Did you really expect her to?

      • That’s due to a gold star quality home schooled education.

        • Boreal

          Hur lernin was ixcipshonal.

  • HZ81

    Yes, because everyone wants to debate EVERY moment in history.

    • Natty Enquirer

      She does love her strawmen.

  • HZ81

    Ha, facts on their side. That’s cute.

    • GayOldLady

      She meant “FAX” not “FACTS”.

      • clay

        Particularly after what Spicey did to the refrigerator.

  • Boreal

    The conversation has turned toward treason, hag.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Yes and the corners of her mouth tend to droop lower and lower as the subject is brought up.

  • GayOldLady

    Oh, they’re whipping her good! Delusional beotch.

    • Lizard

      About time.

  • HZ81

    Obviously, SHE was colluding to lose an election. Brilliant take, assholes.

  • Boreal
  • Adam King

    She’s dressed in mourning.

  • HZ81

    A volunteer? Hilarious.

    • GayOldLady

      A volunteer who met with Russians while reporting to his superiors on his actions.

  • AmeriCanadian

    I don’t think my 9 year old niece fidgets and shifts as much as Hickabilly.

  • Bluto

    ask her about the hamburger emoji crisis.

  • Boreal

    Do it, trumpy, lobby for the Fairness Doctrine!

    • RoFaWh

      Yes, yes, yes!!!

      That’s the way to curb fake news! Force the media to be fair!

  • HZ81

    NO. We’ll never get the Fairness Doctrine back because they know we’ll never elect another Republican.

  • Adam King
    • Saga! What a fantastic graphic novel.

      • Adam King

        Lying Cat comes to mind too often these days.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    She is revolting.

    • HZ81

      Right? I hate how they just laugh and enjoy her bullshit.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    She did not get the questions ahead of the debates.

  • shellback

    Sarah. How do you sleep at night? And don’t say wallowing in a sty.

    • TexasBoy

      Curled up under a rock.

      • shellback

        A really big rock.

        • Adam King

          I think the rocks curl up under Sarah.

    • Adam King

      Standing on all fours.

  • Lazycrockett

    Yes lets talk bout Andrew Jackson and what would he do?

    • GayOldLady

      Jackson would march the slaves along the trail of tears killing and destroying much of what remained of the African American population

  • Bluto
    • BearEyes

      And why are the toppings on the bottom?

      • Actually, I like to put the sauces (mustard, ketchup, mayo, etc) on the bottom bun and the garden items next to the top. That way the sauces flavor the meat and not the lettuce and whatnots.

        • Adam King

          The way I eat a hamburger–a subtle blend of pigging out and wolfing down–I wouldn’t notice.

          • RoFaWh

            What? No sudden inhalation?

            Piker.

          • Adam King

            One endeavors to maintain grace and decorum in all one’s doings.

    • denbear00

      and smothered in Borscht.

  • Boreal

    Why isn’t Mueller investigating Hillary then, lying twunt?

  • Lazycrockett

    There are no historians who think the civil war could have been avoided by compromise.

    • BearEyes

      Not even David Barton?
      Oops, you said historian, didn’t you.

  • TexasBoy

    Little Civil War?

  • Boreal

    Compromising on owning other people.

    • Natty Enquirer

      They were the “different things” I guess.

  • melllt

    Lying about history then, and history now. How suprising

  • HZ81

    Sarah Huckabee is to history as Sarah Lee — is to history.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Except nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.

    • Oh, I used to love me some Sarah Lee Pecan Coffee Cake!

      • Adam King

        Why in the name of Jeebus Fucking Christ can’t you get that any more? What’s the point of continuing to live when you can’t?

        • Ahh, I’m sure the stores still carry it, but I can no longer eat it. Stupid celiac disease!!

          • Adam King

            They don’t carry it, in my neck of the woods at least.

        • TexasBoy

          Sara Lee, as well as Entenmann’s, Mrs. Bairds, Oroweat, Arnold’s, Thomas’ English Muffins, Stroehman’s and Tia Rosa are all owned now by Bimbo Brands,USA…a subsidiary of Mexican baking giant Bimbo. That is why some of the products have gone away, consolidation.

  • dcurlee

    Sorry. Are these question approved before hand. She seems to be looking down several times checking notes

    • AmeriCanadian

      I always took that as her inability to make eye contact for extended periods of time…a symptom of psychopathy.

      • dcurlee

        True I’ve always said if you can’t look at someone in the eyes you are lying

        • RoFaWh

          That’s why, when crossing an international border and going through customs, it’s a very good idea to take off your sunglasses and look Mr. Douane straight in the eye, even if your trunk is full of contraband.

      • Tomcat

        Which eye?

        • AmeriCanadian

          LOL!

    • Natty Enquirer

      Those are her prefabricated talking points. She just reads them verbatim off the cards.

  • Lazycrockett

    The narrative that is being pushed is the one Kelly lied bout last night JFC

  • Natty Enquirer

    Uh-oh, she’s getting inappropriate with that question.

  • Steverino

    “The general will not be questioned!”

    • TexasBoy

      Nor will the Führer!

    • clay

      NO one is above the law!

  • Boreal

    General Kelly is a fucking racist.

  • Bluto

    getting ready to bolt.

  • HZ81

    But we shouldn’t celebrate treason. Not hard to believe her folks wouldn’t understand it.

  • Lazycrockett

    Someone throw a shoe dammit.

    • Lizard

      Someone call her a liar!

    • Steverino

      A salt lick would be better.

  • Adam King

    Flapping her bitchy racist jowls.

  • HZ81

    SHe knows nothing about something Get out!!!

  • GayOldLady

    “there were good people on both sides” – DJT after Charlottesville, where a counterprotester was murdered by a White Nationalist.

  • Lazycrockett

    The constant lying. ugh.

    • melllt

      I have a desire to go back and point out every lie, but I’ll let twitter do that for me.

  • TexasBoy

    I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about what I want to talk about.

  • Bluto

    she’s thinking of the snickers bars hidden in her desk.

    • AmeriCanadian

      So glad you made it plural. I bet it’s a whole bag. 😉

      • TexasBoy

        And not the fun sized ones.

    • Jon Doh

      Sadly she is herself before and after the Snickers.

  • TexasBoy

    And she mounts her broom and zooms away.

    • Steverino

      I’m surprised she can get airborne.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Substitutiary locomotion.

        • TexasBoy

          Traguna Mekoites Trecorum Satis Dee

      • RoFaWh

        She has a methane-fueled after burner to help.

        Where does she get the methane? Well, you know how much she loves tacos from that truck down the street manned by messicans…

    • Adam King

      More like she lodges a broomstick between her thighs and waddles off.

  • Unicode Unicorn 🦄

    Tell a huge lie and then run away? Nice…

    • GayOldLady

      She does that everyday.

      • Unicode Unicorn 🦄

        Gotta go out on a high note.

  • GayOldLady

    Ignorant Moron is nothing but an apologist and liar.

  • Ninja0980

    Took a quick walk.
    How many lies has she told so far?

    • Bluto

      all of them.

  • JWC

    I suppose it is a necessary evil but I don’t know why these press people show up at these things She insults misinforms lies badgers evades What is the point

    • Gustav2

      MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell said last night he wasn’t going to replay any part of the presser because it was all propaganda.

      • The_Wretched

        Lawrence is right. Nothing she says is valid and everyone is dumber for having heard it.

        • Lizard

          Though a part of me does want him to play clips and fact-check them.

          • Gustav2

            He fact checks her, but won’t play her.

          • Lizard

            I know, but it would be so powerful to see the actual clip followed by the fact-check. That way the right-wing droolies can’t just scream “NUH-UH SHE DIDN’T SAY THAT”

        • RoFaWh

          Just like her boss: nothing he says is valid. Etc.

    • Ann Kah

      You left out “sneers”, her most unpleasant habit.

  • stanhope

    She’s fat, ugly, can’t dress, udders dragging the ground, never had a date other than under the football bleachers after practice when the Suckable Sarah made her appearance..the baseball team called her kneepads. That getup she wore today came straight from Morticia Addam’s closet where I am sure Sarah is on good terms with Thing LOL

    • Ann Kah

      While I agree, her appearance certainly isn’t the worst thing about her. And please be kinder to those of us who are full-figured, and subject to the law of gravity.

  • Stogiebear

    Where does one go to hire a temp like Manafort, Treason-R-Us?

  • GayOldLady

    General Kelly and Sarah Huckabee Sanders need a history lesson from a scholar. It is NOT true that this is a contentious issue. It is only contentious among slavery apologists. Most Scholars agree that the Civil War was about Slavery. You can call it States Rights, but the right the South was fighting for was their right to KEEP the institution of slavery. FUCK GEN. Kelly and Huckabee Sanders
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=90&v=pcy7qV-BGF4

    • Lizard

      All historical scholars agree the Civil War was about slavery because it clearly fucking was. It’s just ignorant idiots and people with an interest in hiding the truth (white supremacist groups, etc.) who continue to reject reality.

      • GayOldLady

        A quick look at the video makes quick kindling of the notion that there’s controversy on the issue. There isn’t an ounce of controversy on this issue except for Civil war apologist who want to make that war into something it wasn’t. Until the glorifying statues of the confederacy come down and put into museums where the REAL story of the Confederacy is told, we’ll remain a divided country.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          States Rights & the Northern Aggression !!

          ha ha ha ha ha

          • GayOldLady

            I live in the South and I still hear old timers call it “the war of northern aggression”. And most of the younger sympathizers of the Confederacy know nothing about it except they like the flag and they don’t like black people. Just that simple. In other words, ignorance still lives in Dixie.

          • Tempus Fuggit

            Yeah, the “Waw o’ Nawthun Agrayesshun” or “The Recent Unplayezzentness”.

      • robindaybird

        State Rights is a historical revisionism. As someone said:

        If you only know a little about the American Civil War, it’s about slaves
        If you studied a bit more, it’s about state rights
        If you take an in-depth look, it’s about slavery.

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    • Tempus Fuggit

      Or she could read this. Oh, or maybe not. It’s got a lot of hard words, and besides it’s just the failing fake-news Washington Post.

      • GayOldLady

        That’s kick ass. He’ll never read it because he’s as arrogant as Trump and he’s a Civil War Apologist. I’ve lived in the South my entire life and I’ve heard his version of the Confederacy hundreds of times. It’s total apologist bullshit and those of us who have some knowledge of history know it.

        • Tempus Fuggit

          Oh, I don’t live anywhere near the Smith & Wesson Line, but I still hear way too much of the same bulk wrap, including from far too many people who ought to know better.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL, ” I can not comment on a study I know nothing about, but I do know that I don’t agree with it “

    • Tempus Fuggit

      …in jeeziz’ name aymen.

    • Ann Kah

      I think the number of comments is far out-weighed by the number of subjects on which she “can’t comment”. Her press conferences could be replaced with a couple of tweets.

  • TexasBoy

    Trump: “Pfffft…Boing boing…wizzie wacko….bestest…mostest…winning…googly eyes…Wahhhhh….Loser”

    Sarah Sanders: “What the President meant to say was….”

  • JCF

    Ah, my daily “What’s on the other channels?” [Today, it was the Senate hearing on Internet Interference in the 2016 Election]

  • I can’t even watch them anymore as it puts me in knots with the psychopathy of it all. It’s an utter insult to us all.

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  • jpinphx

    Does anyone think that deep down inside she believes what she’s saying? or being told to say? How she reconciles being a “Christian” with lying every day is beyond me.

    • Gianni

      I used to ask myself the same of Sean Sphincter. He left me with absolutely no respect for the man at all. I saw him on some other show and was just disgusted to hear him defend himself for the lying he did for that paycheck. Sarah is even worse. She claims Christianity and it’s tenets as her guidance in life and can’t even manage that one of the Ten Commandments about not lying.

  • Gianni

    Trump’s press secretaries have been nothing but parrots. He talks and lies and lies more and they go out there and squawk out the same bullshit. I’m sure it’s a high-paying job, but to anyone who can parrot their president’s rantings with a clear conscience, it’s really easy money.

  • Jay Silversmith

    I had to have FOUR drinks to keep up with Huckster’s bar math yesterday. Even then, it was way over my head. (So I zipped my pants and changed the channel.)