LIVE VIDEO: White House Press Briefing

Get out your popcorn. UPI reports:

The White House will have a response Monday afternoon to charges announced against former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort. Press secretary Sarah Sanders is scheduled to hold a news briefing at 1 p.m. Sanders will be asked about a 12-count indictment Monday naming Manafort and former business associate Rick Gates. Separately, George Papadopoulos, a foreign policy adviser to the Trump campaign, secretly pleaded guilty as part of the probe to making false statements during an interview with the FBI.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    #MAGA
    Manafort And Gates Arrested!!

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Dang gave me quite the problem there.
      This looks better now.

    • JCF

      #POTUS

      Papadopolous: On Trump, Unmistakeably Singing

  • Sam_Handwitch

    I’ve not spoken to the president about that.

    I cannot comment on ongoing investigations

    Hillary eats babies.

  • The_Wretched

    Will today be important enough for SHS to start the briefing on time?

    EDIT: of course not, it’s delayed.

  • Cipher

    Monday’s Liarama. Will we have a special appearance by Kelly or KellyAnne?

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    Such a delicate unsung beauty matching her insides. Nice choice of tablecloth too

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0cbc46edcf3ea4491ae3c091ecb7fca48ca268b9208837f08e17a02c9733ac99.jpg

    • joe ho

      Made in the image and likeness of God!

      • Michael White

        we know what part of god she is. Jeebus was human so he had/has an a%%hole right?

      • JWC

        GOD? more like GAWDY

      • Boreal

        God needs some Jenny Craig time.

    • JWC

      Back in the day we had living room drapes in that precise and decorative pattern

      • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

        She looks like a worn out sofa in the Golden Girls’ lanai

    • Is she gonna break out into an Oompa-Loompa song?

      “Oopmpa-Loompa doopity-do
      I’ve got a conspiracy theory for you—

      It was Hillary Clinton. The End.”

    • shellback

      Please don’t tell me she’s wearing cabbage roses. Oh, dear gawd.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      That collage is the stuff nightmares are woven from. {shudders}

      • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

        Imagine not having to worry about a scary costume for Halloween

    • 2patricius2

      “Thank ya. I just saw it in the window and I just couldn’t resist it.”

    • Butch

      What’s her dad gonna do when he sees what she did with the curtains in the Winnebago?

    • yes b’y
      • MB

        Friends in Fort La-dee-da have the matching carpet…..

    • Hue-Man

      I was trying to remember where I saw her – it’s Anna Windass on Coronation Street! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd3d9f9103e70510843405a437aa24bdef0bf405f58406ef64e4f776abdc4a22.jpg

      • yes b’y

        loves me some Corrie

    • Paula

      Is that a Hibiscus? They entire population of the State of Hawai’i hangs its head in shame.

    • Stogiebear

      Sarah, McDonalds called and they want their arches back.

  • David

    Put on your rubber hip boots folks. The shit is going to be waist deep.

  • JWC

    Oh this outta be good Let me recalibrate my shit-o-meter

  • Papadopoulos cooperating—and doing so for the last few months—has to be the worst news inside the West Wing today.

    • Boreal

      Warms the cockles of my heart.

      • Steverino

        And the heartles of my…

    • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

      His arrest and plea was a well-kept secret. There may have been others already arrested we don’t know about.

      And unsealing Pap with Manafort and his bag-carrier at the same to is a signal to other conspirators– either play with us like Georgie and maybe get probation or we’ll come after u like a brick wall like manafort

    • JCF

      [I just love this GIF: I think it’s from a Harry Potter flick?]’

      https://media.giphy.com/media/z8nxI81QsR4l2/giphy.gif

      • Lizard

        Prisoner of Azkaban, I believe.

  • Sam_Handwitch
  • Smokey

    Maybe Sessions will come from his lunch and announce a new Hilary investigation!

  • Tawreos

    I think we may about to see record breaking levels of lying, deflecting and ignoring today. You will want to remember where you were the day Bullshit Mountain covered the White House.

    • JWC

      Does Sarah see herself as Wonder Woman deflecting righ left and center Laughing at adverity

    • Gustav2

      “I cannot comment on an ongoing witch hunt.”

    • The_Wretched

      One of her ‘strengths’ is consistency (hardened jello). I think we’ll get the exact same not answers like ‘i haven’t had that talk with the president’ followed by ‘already answered’ followed by only on a different topic.

      The exciting part will be who is the guest speaker or yet another letter from a cute but totally fictional child praising the President for the best and most ethical campaign ever.

      • Gustav2

        You guys are focused on the wrong collusion, the Clinton administration is the problem

        • The_Wretched

          I keep wondering why the Clinton Admin is antagonizing NK.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    This should be hysterically funny.

    Is there a drinking game based on the number of times she deflects to Hillary, emails, Manafort was never a part of the Trump team and these charges are really really old.

    • JWC

      throw in “no proof of collusion’

      • Except of course for the Papadopoulos guilty plea which includes a confession of colluding with the Russians.

        • Rebecca Gardner

          FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Gustav2

          “I have not spoken with the president about him.”

          • Lazycrockett

            “He was a low level volunteer that only worked for the campaign for bout a day tops.”

        • JWC

          Mueller, I think, actually pulled a “watch the Bunny” by trotting out Manafort while quietly sliding Papadopolous to center stage

        • Dagoril

          Have you heard? The jury is in on which candies are the favorites for Halloween this year!

          (actual Fox News this morning, while everyone else is reporting on Manafort et alia)

        • JWC

          slowly it twists

    • Tatonka

      I think she’ll start with, “President Trump has been vindicated by Meuler’s actions today. “

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Alternative facts.

      • Gustav2

        All this was before the campaign and the FBI should have warned us.

    • Dagoril

      I hope not…my liver can only take so much!

    • Tom Ato

      My liver couldn’t hold up to that…..

  • boobert
  • 2patricius2

    Nobody from the 8 year Obama Administration indicted, not even Hillary Clinton, despite multiple investigations. Now three in one day after only 9 months have fallen, How many more dominoes? My hope is that Pence is indicted before Drumpf. And maybe even Ryan and McConnell (we can dream, can’t we?).

    • Snarkaholic

      Yes! Compared to them, Whorin’ Snatch would make a decent president!

  • Randy Ellicott

    Who wants to bet that the words Benghazi, Dossier, and Uranium come up multiple times interspersed with Obama and Hillary…

  • boobert

    I think today will be a cleavage day.

    • Tawreos

      I knew the good news had to stop sometime

    • clay

      bringing out the big guns, as it were

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Show up late, lie, dash early.

    • Tawreos

      It’s like me going to holiday dinners with my family.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Ha ha me too. They have started to block my car so I cant just leave.

  • Lazycrockett

    “I have not discussed that with the president” ad nauseam.

    • Stubenville

      Pretty soon Ms.Piggy will have to start pleading the 5th…

    • Natty Enquirer

      I predict a bonanza day for “Look, …”

  • worstcultever

    Me and Hillary hanging out –

    Me: Too early to spark up a doob, Mme. Real President?

    Hillz: Are you kidding? Hell gurl, spark that beyotch up!

    Me: And perhaps a splash of lunchtime chardonnay?

    Hillz: Absolutely!

    • Gustav2

      Here is some cheese, the cracker is on TV.

      • Lazycrockett

        “Fuck that I’ll send Bill out to get Big Belly Burgers.”

        • worstcultever

          lol – but hasn’t Bill gone full commie vegan these days?

          • Lazycrockett

            Oh Bill gets nothing. Hes just the errand boy.

  • blackstar

    *trump is scheduled to hand out candy tonight.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DM8B0w2UMAAuqKB.jpg

  • https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/925029460142944258

    Anybody in the Trump administration who met with, emailed or had a phone call with him after he flipped… heh.

    All I can say is the dirt on Papa there must’ve been canyon-deep (since he had to plea guilty to charges) and he and his attorney realized the one thing none of the other Trumpers have yet: Only the first to flip get the good deals.

    • Gustav2
      • Dagoril

        I adore Dramatic Look Chipmunk!

    • JWC

      Watch that be Flynn and his kid He has the personality that detest having his honor impugned

      • Karl Dubhe

        What honor? He worked for Trump – he has none.

        • JWC

          ah forgot to add “self percieved”

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Lazycrockett

      Save yourself. This does send a message to those who are wavering thinking that Drumpf would pardon/be loyal to them.

  • Lazycrockett

    Andrea Mitchell giving this Uranium one BS a segment makes me want to puke.

    • GayOldLady

      She ran the Hillary Email/Benghazi bullshit into the ground last year during the election. She wants to come across and a bothsider but it’s very unbecoming on her considering the source of the uranium BS.

    • Ninja0980

      She hates Hillary, plain and simple.

    • I figure this lame-ass Uranium One nothingburger story is an accurate pH test to see which U.S. media outlets remain entirely vulnerable to propaganda and misinformation and to what degree.

      Obviously Fox is all-in, as is WSJ. Only a little further back in the pack are NYTimes and CNN. Alas though, even MSNBC has proven less than focused…

    • Cipher
  • Mueller IS working the collusion angle along with everything else…
    https://twitter.com/HillaryWarnedUs/status/925039419714924545

    • It is NEVER a good thing to be identified by name in someone else’s guilty plea.

    • Natty Enquirer

      We should really be talking about conspiracy at this point. “Collusion” has a specific meaning pertaining to business fraud.

      • ‘Collusion’ is merely the raw canvas upon which the tapestry of Trump’s conspiracy, money laundering, solicitation of crimes, and treason are writ.

        • worstcultever

          nicely put (as usual)

        • Natty Enquirer

          Yeah, okay, you want to make it about rhetoric and that’s fine. But now that folks are being hauled into court, it’s time to focus on the crimes that can put them behind bars.

          • You’re putting words in my mouth and I don’t appreciate that.

          • Natty Enquirer

            Genuinely puzzled. How did I misquote you?

        • BillysWilly

          Treason: can we get the orange buffoon executed by firing squad on live TV. It’ll be his best reality show EVER!

      • Steverino

        Yes. That is what Malcolm Nance has said.

    • JCF
  • Paula

    OMFG! I was right! Her eyes are even more crooked than normal. She must really be troubled. Run Sarah run! They are coming for you, too.
    👮🏻‍♀️👮🏻‍♀️👮🏻‍♀️👮🏻‍♀️

  • Taylor Bixler
    • JWC

      Oh Hannity we doe WE DO that why he is being investigated

    • worstcultever

      we need to wallpaper the internets with this

  • Bluto
  • Bryan

    She could just tap dance in front of the press pool instead.

    • JWC

      I liked the one yesterday of a chubby Sarah doing a pole dance

  • MT YVR

    You know if she deflects enough with “I’ve not talked…” line someone should ask her, flat out, why she’s there. If she’s not talked to Trump about the bulk of what’s going on, why exactly the briefing? Either way this will be “Esher fucking Möbius in a room by Giger” level of what the fuckery.

    • The_Wretched

      I’d love to see that kind of pic. Giger does Esher or the Esher does Giger. Maybe they could take turns.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    Heading over to Flynn’s place. Will watch on remote. over.
    https://i.imgur.com/TFXz93J.gif

  • Ninja0980

    So the hubby and I had lunch (and some dessert;), did I miss anything fun?

    • clay

      Don’t worry, it looks like there’s more to come.

  • Treant

    No. As of now, the spin and lying will move from high gear to supersonic. I don’t need to hear or see that shit.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8f8e52f45854578e0cdf15929ceaacd0c9ebac02a79910ca4b00ad56cf70044a.gif

    • Dagoril

      The bang of her life 😉

  • Slippy_World
  • Adam Stevens

    Huckabee-Sanders must be very, very busy putting the finishing touches on the shit pie she’s about to try and sell us…

    Do NOT buy it.

    It’s a shit pie.

  • shellback
    • Treant

      Oh! Sarah’s rhinoplasty, facelift, and makeover look great!

      • shellback

        If you’re interested, it’s called “The Hillbilly Special.” Be sure to ask for it by name.

    • stevenj

      Poor Cosmo Topper.

    • arewemenoramidevo

      Well, they’re both over a barrel…

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    In the kitchen, laptop on with a Martini by my side…Charcuterie is almost ready. Let the spinning, deflecting and bad tap dancing begin!

    • Boreal

      Wish I could do that-working today in between blog postings.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Indeed, retirement has its privileges. That said, the husbotter is in the same boat as you…he was not happy about having to work today of all days.

        • Ninja0980

          Being able to work from home has its perks too.
          Finished all of my stuff (after five and a half hours) so I can watch this.

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            This day has been one glorious surprise after another. The just announced loss by Trump on the Trans ban is but another. Indeed, a Happy Arrestivus.

        • worstcultever

          Same here – me in retired (& still astonished) bliss and spousal unit off working – but she’s one of those types who needs a mission and is crazed by too much leisure – no problem with that on my part lol

  • Lazycrockett

    https://twitter.com/lauferlaw/status/925040640039235585

    He has been cooperating for months.

  • MikeBx2
    • Bluto

      so 1:45 then.

    • Boreal

      They must have needed a forklift to push that thing back.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        BEEP BEEP BEEP

    • Treant

      “We gotta get our lies straight,” Sanders added.

    • Sam_Handwitch

      The Hostess truck just pulled up to the white house

    • A large family was just seated at Table 7 and Sarah needs to take their orders, and then finish busing her section because Troy called in sick for his shift today.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Sheesh! Lazy Troy and his 3-2 Flu.

        • I know, right? Everybody knows he’s in his Charger at the far end of the parking lot, sparking up a huge blunt like he does every day at this time. Can’t hide that Krylon and bondo paint job.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Troy’s hot though

          • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

            You and that rough trade.

      • Boreal

        I still don’t have my waffles. WTF?

        • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

          Pro-tip: check for hairs.

          • Got that right. She’s SUPPOSED to wear a hair-net per health department regs, but never does.

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          The waffling starts at 1:45, sir.

          • Boreal

            lol

        • You really should ask the host to seat you in a different section. I got my omelette order in less than ten minutes.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            My waiter gave me a brand new Range Rover!

          • You might want to check on the title paperwork on that. If the previous owners were named Gates or Manafort, call your local FBI office immediately.

    • GayOldLady

      Is that 1:15 Today?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        ha ha posted same time 🙂

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Today or tomorrow ?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    In honour of what will no doubt be a spectacular bit of spin….

    https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU

    • Boreal

      Like a record baby.

      • Todd Allis

        Right round round round

    • worstcultever

      Rye tround baby rye tround

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    In case no one saw this yesterday.

    I want Joy to take on Sarah

    https://twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/status/924738065612099584

    • Smokey
      • Statistics Palin

        Joan Collins never struck me as a _miserable_ bitch. She took to bitchery like a duck takes to water.

    • Gustav2

      That would be epic.

    • GayOldLady

      She is absolutely the Smokin Best!

    • worstcultever

      Just like the “Mueller Time/From Russia With Love” vid – can’t be posted/re-viewed/savored enough

  • Leo
  • Lazycrockett
    • Leo

      You know what they say!

      • Lazycrockett

        great twitter feed.

        • Leo

          hahahah

      • GayOldLady

        We can enjoy this news over and over again

    • Sam_Handwitch

      alert Joeybearskins

    • Macbill

      Oh, the wailing from Tony Perkins will be delicious!

      • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

        I’m waiting for old Pat Robertson’s animatronic to go off.
        I’ve come up with my Very First Spanish/English pun for him.

        Sacerdotard…

    • worstcultever

      Oh noes – widdle Stephen Miller foiled again

    • The_Wretched

      Link to the case? And this still has the appeals process to go through. I’m cautiously elated.

    • Joe has a thread up on this.

    • safari

      Nice.

      I keep getting to use that word today. It sounds foreign in my mind.

  • Will Parkinson

    It’s wrong to question the president on these things! He had nothing to do with any of it. Just read his tweets for the whole story.

  • joe ho

    Shows the level of stupidity of Team Trump. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

    What Papadopoulos did after FBI interview:

    Deleted his FB account w/ Russian messages
    Stopped using his cell
    Went to Dulles, & got arrested

    • FBI agents: OH HAI! So will it be life in prison for you or do you want to cooperate starting five minutes ago?
      George: Cooperate.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      LOL, deleting your FB account does not remove the data.

      • I’ve learned that a shocking number of regular folks out there have no idea that’s the case.

        “But, but, I *DELETED* my messages!”

        Newp. Not even close.

        • lattebud

          I still remember the comapny’s compliances training 22 years ago when the attorney said, “Anticipate whatever you type will be kept forever and possibly shared with your boss, coworkers, family, friends and authorities. Delete doesn’t make it go away. It just makes it more interesting to investigators”

      • clay

        (with today’s news, I read that as FBI account)

    • Langalf

      Watching the news this morning, my spouse’s comment was, are Trump’s associates so damned clueless they don’t know they were committing treason, or so f*ing stupid they don’t know how to get away with it?

  • darren lyle
  • MikeBx2
    • clay

      Wait a minute, did Ivanka/Jael go with Jared to Saudi Arabia?

  • Gregory B
  • Michael R
  • Helen Damnation™
    • Karl Dubhe

      Let’s hear it for the game of Blackout Bingo!

      Fill all the spots.

  • EqualityForAll

    “The president stands by his assertion that there was no Russian collusion. In addition, Hillary – emails – dossier – Benghazi – Dems…”

    • Michael R

      Pizzagate more real than Russian collusion

    • Gustav2

      The press should then laugh hysterically.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
  • Joe in PA

    My timing is [good?]…I just got home. Hmmm.

    • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

      Slacker.

      • Joe in PA

        Hey, just because you’re wearing a suit today (and not a tutu…you don’t get to comment like that. Sheesh.

  • olandp

    I have never actually watched one of these before, is it normal for nothing to happen for 20 minutes?

    • Joe in PA

      At LEAST.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Oh you are in for bigly treat !

      • Joe in PA

        Bwahahaha.

        The “treats” are the snarky comments from the JMGers!

        • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

          it’s gay christmas over on the next thread re: transgender military block lifted.

          • Joe in PA

            I saw that he has posted that. Watching Sarah is oh-so-much more fun. Said no one ever. 🙂

        • Gustav2

          Well, I never…

          • Bluto

            puleeze. We know what you’ll do for a Klondike Bar.

          • Joe in PA

            I read that as Klondike Bear. Ahem.

          • Bluto

            Billibear has his O face on.

          • Gustav2

            I’m still waiting for him to post a good recording of “Ein feste Burg ist unser Gott” for Reformation Day.

          • clay

            It’s the bear on the wrapper, get’s him all … tingly

    • safari

      And sometimes Donald cancels them at the last moment so he can spray the reporters with nonsense instead.

    • Bluto

      normal, no. Typical for salt lick sarah, yes.

    • Gustav2

      Standard operating procedure.

      • clay

        expect gore once the operation begins.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    I’ll bet she ends in in less than 10 minutes.

  • HZ81

    While we wait for Crazita de Nutso, thank you, Robert Mueller. America is starting to be great again. At least I am hoping.

  • MikeBx2
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Enough eye shadow sarah.
    Do your lie, then cry.

  • Sam_Handwitch

    also on c-span right now:

    Paul Manafort Stakeout at U.S. District Court of the District of Columbia

    https://www.c-span.org/video/?436547-1/paul-manafort-stakeout-us-district-court-district-columbia&live

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    They should fine her for wasting their time

  • Michael R
    • Joe in PA

      Ms DeadEyes. 🙁

  • Karl Dubhe

    Here come the lies again,
    Fallin on our heads like dingleberries
    Fallin on my head like an old emotion
    I want to walk in the field of bullshit
    I want to talk like harpies do
    I want to dive into the ocean
    Rather than listen to you, Sarah.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    They’re frantically looking for another letter from Pickle.

  • The_Wretched

    New Backdrop
    SNL stage instead of the small smelly room
    Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb

  • EqualityForAll

    Let’s count how many times she winces at one of the questions.

  • coram nobis

    This last week was the centennial of Caporetto. The lesson being: you better stage your retreat before it’s too late.

  • EqualityForAll

    I love how her mouth gets all crooked as she churns out the bullshit.

  • TexasBoy

    THe news conference will consist of “Fake News!” “It was years before Manafort even met Donald Trump!” “But…but…her emails! Benghazi!”

    • JWC

      BTW Sarah the “white house sign on the lectern is crooked

    • Steverino

      “The president’s position is that taking the knee is much more of an outrageous crime than conspiring against the United States.”

    • Tulle Christensen

      Uranium!

  • JWC

    Ah at long last the “hour of the Hippo’ has arrived

    • coram nobis

      To be followed by the Night of the Chihuahua.

      • Joe in PA

        Hey, no Chihuahua jokes…@GayOldLady is in the house. 🙂

  • TuuxKabin

    I heard some one say, “here it comes.” ??

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      2 reporters in the back ” playing a game “

      • TuuxKabin

        first time watching for me. do they hiss and boo when she finally appears? damn cow, wasting so many peoples’ time. i’ve got lunch to prep’.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          No, but they should

          • TuuxKabin

            Or hork their lunch, if they’ve eaten. Strong bunch, they are.

        • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

          Oh, Tuux…you are in for SUCH a treat. Lies the size of which you may never have heard!!

          • TuuxKabin

            Dunno I have the patience. Got a roumoulade to make . . . oh, oh, the mooin’ and brayin’ started, gon’ go . . . thanks for the tip.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Oh for fuck sake. Your lies cant be that hard anymore.

  • EqualityForAll

    I wish I could see the reporters’ faces. They must be drooling like a bunch of hungry wolves.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Lol, April just ordered a drink

  • Lazycrockett

    They are trying to delay the press conference so its at the same time that Manafort’s lawyers talk on the courthouse steps. betcha.

  • Karl Dubhe

    I can see her in the back, saying/begging “don’t send me out there, please don’t.”

  • David

    Let me sum up the “press conference”.

    Blah blah blah bull-shit bull-shit blah blah blah…it’s all Hillary and Obama’s fault..

  • The_Wretched

    Extra delay to keep Donny from coming out to fire Mueller personally and on live TV.

    • Gustav2

      I think they are waiting for Manafort to start to come out of the courthouse and take the TV coverage away from that.

      • The_Wretched

        that would reek of coordination and signal that manafort’s not flipped.

  • blackstar
  • boobert

    MOOOOOOSE !

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Bitch LOVES making them wait

    • Joe in PA

      “I’m in control here!” Ugh.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Nope, they’re in the back laughing at everyone who wants to listen to today’s shitshow. Bastards.

  • Bluto
  • danolgb

    I picture them trying to push her into the room.. “I don’t want to go!” “But it’s your job to lie for the President!”

  • Ninja0980

    Spin, baby spin!

    • David

      Lynda Carter can’t even spin that fast.

  • HZ81

    Treason is the reason for the season.

    Let’s go, Fuckabee. I have a luncheon to attend! Burgers are rumored to be there, and after watching Fox News’ morning coverage, I need one.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Fox News ?? Why do you hate yourself so ?

      • HZ81

        Ha, I actually watched clips so it wasn’t as bad, but my god—hilarious stuff. ANd it’s going to be going on all day.

    • boobert

      MMM ! A bacon blue cheese burger would hit the spot .

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      I’m having tacos and tequila early. Halloween is sloppy joes and tater tots. With my best friends Jack Daniels and Jose Quervo

      • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

        Jello shots at the door for the kids?

        • Anastasia Beaverhousen

          No this little orange captain jack bottles and juice boxes.

  • safari

    Do you think she’s still picking out her frock?

    • Karl Dubhe

      I think she’s picking something else.

    • Gustav2

      Don’t wear black, they will think you are in mourning!

      • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

        Don’t wear red, they will know about the Arrestivus bloodbath.

    • Steverino

      Is there a Butterick pattern for tablecloths?

    • Gretchen

      Florescent orange is the color of the day.

  • HZ81

    She must be applying another layer of Vaseline Intensive Lies backstage.

  • JWC

    Sarah we are waiting

  • Macbill

    “Sorry I’m late. I was getting a fresh batch of lies from the President.”

  • Gustav2

    Two minute warning!

  • safari

    Here we go

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    2 minutes. 2 minutes ladies and gentlemen please take your seats.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    IF she starts with one of her lame ass jokes, I swear…………

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Please wait, while she asks Jesus to help her lie…

  • Gustav2

    PINK!

  • DreadPikathulhu

    She fell into the drapes again.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    That ugly thing AGAIN !

    • GayOldLady

      Or as we say in the South, “that ugly thang”.

  • HZ81

    She already looks happy

  • Sam_Handwitch

    nice sleeves

  • Bluto

    she’s a comedian

  • boobert

    pitiful in pink !

  • Boreal
  • HZ81

    Not a bad joke, considering. Delivery sucks.

  • Lazycrockett

    Its joke time.

  • Karl Dubhe

    The eye shadow doesn’t work…

    • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

      The face doesn’t work.

  • Steverino

    Pepto-Bismol pink

  • safari
  • The_Wretched

    Magenta, the fake color. Perfect for her fake answers.

    Kicking off with Tax Bill.

    • GayOldLady

      Who buys a dress that color?

      • Karl Dubhe

        She bought the fabric, and had her mum make it for her.

      • The_Wretched

        My working theory is that she’s making the dresses herself and it’s from cloth around the house. the magenta must be from the kids room, maybe a barney tent.

      • TuuxKabin

        Color blind people. I’m married to one.

        • GayOldLady

          Well you tell him if he wants a dress that color he will clash with your impeccable panache.

          • TuuxKabin

            Ha! Lemme wipe the screen dry. Key board too.
            It’s been panachitis for a long time. Adds some spark to what to wear when we go out.

          • GayOldLady

            I lost my panache in my 50’s. I wear jeans/t-shirts and sneakers now and that’s all I care about wearing.

          • TuuxKabin

            Know what? I’m/we’re with you. Let’s just be friggin’ comfie.

    • Tulle Christensen

      Magenta is not fake it is one of the seven bars in color bars!!!!!!!!1111one

      • The_Wretched

        ;p “The additive secondary color magenta, as noted above, is made by combining violet and red light at equal intensity; it is not on the actual spectrum.” -wiki

        • Tulle Christensen

          I find the wiki statement dubious. Next you will try and tell me cyan is not real (I hope you know I am just being silly and not really arguing with you)

          but really I find the wiki statement rather silly as they state it is a secondary color, that makes it just like cyan and yellow. Plus it is blue and red combined not violet

  • HZ81

    Ruh roh—internet rumors.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    She’s a comedian today.

  • Gustav2

    That is not how taxes work!

  • Boreal

    Not funny, kunt.

  • Joe in PA

    Pathetic.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    (rolls eyes) how long did they take cooking up this shitty analogy?

    • Gustav2

      That’s why she was late?

    • halfwaythere

      and I love that they just had to work mocking the media into it

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Eye shadow by Boy George?

    • Bluto

      NFL, those sons of a bitches.

    • HZ81

      Do you really want to hurt her?

      (kinda, yeah)

      • TuuxKabin

        she already hurtin’.

      • yes b’y

        ha

  • Sam_Handwitch

    well this is painful

  • HZ81

    God, please kill me now. Beats listening to this bullshit.

    • Bryan

      TL;DC.

  • TuuxKabin

    WHAT THE FUCK? I’m delaying lunch for this? How y’all do it?

    • Gustav2

      It is 1:40 here.

      • TuuxKabin

        1:38 here. when you havin’ lunch?

        • Gustav2

          Since I wake up at 5 every day it was at noon.

          • TuuxKabin

            Oh, well, me too, but el HubCap sleeps later, so I adjust. No fun eating separate.

  • Joe in PA

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • DreadPikathulhu

    They couldn’t find Pickle so they’re eating up the time with lame jokes.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    MAKE IT STOP!!!

  • Michael R
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL SHUT the FUCK UP!!

    • GayOldLady

      Have you ever heard such bullshit? They’ve reduced the Tax plan to beer guzzling, something they think their sheep will understand.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Yabber babber dabber bullshit. Get the fuck on with it! Damned Spanky.

  • boobert

    I’m out ! I’ll wait for highlights .

  • The_Wretched

    She’s slamming progressive taxation. What she’s not saying is that the ‘first 4’ can’t barely eat and the top one has more assets than the other 9 combined (and times 10).

  • Macbill

    Story too long.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    What the fuck is this hag talking
    about?

    • Gustav2

      She doesn’t know.

  • Cuberly Deux

    What the fuck is she doing?

    • GayOldLady

      Making a fool of herself, AGAIN

      • clay

        so . . . her job.

  • JoeMyGod
    • Cuberly Deux

      Ha!

  • yes b’y

    did Pickle write this

  • Joe in PA

    Yeah, I’m sure the Trumpanzees are following this.

  • HZ81

    3 traitors walk into a bar…

    • Unicode Unicorn 🦄

      A liar, a serial sex offender and a traitor walk into a bar. The bartender says “What can I get you, Mr. Trump?”

  • Jay Silversmith

    Has Sarah Huckster completely lost what’s left of her brain???? Going on and on about a drinking analogy? And she still can’t get laid. Now I need a drink.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    is she drunk ?

    • safari

      Someone suggested earlier 20mg of Xanax was her lunch today.

    • clay

      What inspired her “Bible-time” story?

  • Sam_Handwitch

    i thought Mary had 5 apples and Susie had crabs

  • blackstar

    99 bottles of beer on the wall..

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      99 administration employees in jail, 99

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    It’s beer Sarah, No one gives a shit about who pays what.

  • EqualityForAll

    “I’m only going to take questions related to my long, drawn out bullshit story. Otherwise I will leave…”

  • HZ81

    Sarah, wrap it up. You ain’t Margaret Cho.

  • Lars Littlefield

    She thinks she can fool us all into believing she can answer SAT word problems?

  • TexasBoy

    Let’s tell a long story, then end the conference without addressing any questions.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit beer story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Gretchen

    Seriously? A bedtime beer story about taxes?

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Yes, its silly.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Well, considering Mulvey’s rosy complexion I think it’s safe to say he came up with this “analogy”.

  • Boreal

    Yes yes those poor rich people. Fuck you.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      They need more beer, apparently.

  • EqualityForAll

    her fashion-sense assaults the public

  • Sam_Handwitch

    we’re gonna break Disqus

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Why we can’t have really nice things

  • HZ81

    Illustrates you’re a fucking nutters joke.

  • Joe in PA

    A silly story? Well look who told it?

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    If a black SUV leaves the fed courthouse at 1:30pm and cruises at 62mph to reach Mike Flynn’s house…..

    • TuuxKabin

      with you providing GPS . . .

      • Lars Littlefield

        How many beers will be consumed before the driver is pulled over for treason?

    • clay

      So, now we know, chicken are not limited to going perpendicular to the road.

  • danolgb

    She’s so proud of herself.

  • Bluto
  • Lazycrockett

    He ran the fucking campaign you liar.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    No, no collusion. No, Manafort was not really part of the campaign.

  • Joe in PA

    WTF?

  • Rebecca Gardner

    You lying sack of crap! There is only Trump Russia collusion and absolutely nothing about Clinton.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    Clinton!

    • Sam_Handwitch

      drink!

      • Karl Dubhe

        Dacries! Time for coconut rum!

  • HZ81

    Ha, nothing to do with the Prez or campaign?

  • Karl Dubhe

    Nothing to do with US!!!! Nothing at all!

    We’re totally innocent, of any intelligent thoughts.

  • Joe in PA

    And papadapolis?

  • HZ81

    But, but, but, but, but, but, but Hillary!!!

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    CLINTON! URANIUM!!

  • Natty Enquirer

    “Look” will be in overdrive today.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Bend and twist and twist and bend.

  • Lazycrockett

    Their are no activities?!?!?!?

    • Joe in PA

      She’s liking that word.

  • Gustav2

    Extremely limited not official capacity DRINK!

  • Cuberly Deux

    Will someone get her attention please? I need a water refill and we’re still waiting to place our orders.

    • Boreal

      My waffles never showed up.

      • Cuberly Deux

        And here waffles are supposedly their specialty.

        • Natty Enquirer

          We never had waffles here. Nope, never.

    • Gustav2

      Hold my beer…

  • HZ81

    Um, no. 2016, liar.

  • HZ81

    Volunteer?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Yeah like Manafort just handed out fliers for a bit

  • Michael R

    She’s awful .
    I can’t listen to that .

  • danolgb

    “There are no bombs falling on Iraq.” – Baghdad Bob

    • Karl Dubhe

      He was more credible.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Cuberly Deux

      You sure it’s not “beer”?

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    soon it will be .. Donald Trump Jnr and Jared had a limited capacity within the Trump family.

    • Donald’s reaction: “Ivanka’s gonna be SINGLE again!!!! Yay.”

      • Tread

        Like that ever stopped him.

    • Gustav2

      but that has always been true.

  • TexasBoy

    His involvement with the campaign is officially unofficial. Uhhh huh.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    An Outreach is an act of Outreaching ?

    • The_Wretched

      Down playing is when you get out there and play hard but in the down direction.

  • blackstar

    STFU! Liar!

  • safari

    I like it when the press calls her Sarah before asking a question.

  • Boreal

    The eye action is getting more pronounced. Keep lying bitch.

  • Lazycrockett

    “doesnt recall”

    • Joe in PA

      Drink!

      • Karl Dubhe

        The rum’s gone!

        Halp!

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    I see she’s wearing pearls so she can clutch them.

    • Joe in PA

      I like your new Halloween avatar Karen!

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        Thanks honey, it was my stint on Broadway in Young Frankenstein.

  • Gustav2

    Looooooonnnnnnng question coming up

  • Lars Littlefield

    “I know you all want to ask me lots of questions about tax reform. So, I’d like to preface today’s presser with a bible story about drinking beer.”

    • Gustav2

      And King David getting drunk and dancing nekkid in the streets.

  • safari

    “I’m not sure the President recalls the specifics of the meeting. That was a long time ago.”

    • clay

      ” . . . and, as you’re already well aware, the President doesn’t remember for shit.”

  • Bluto

    she looks like a raccoon in drag.

    • Boreal

      A rabid raccoon.

  • Cuberly Deux
  • HZ81

    I’m not sure if the President has already lied about this so, I am going to pivot…

  • Boreal
  • GayOldLady

    Papadopoulos email suggests Trump campaign approved a Russia meeting

    From CNN’s Mary Kay Mallonee

    In
    the affidavit connected to the George Papadopoulos case, there is
    reference to an email Papadopoulos sent to a foreign contact regarding
    setting up a meeting with what appears to be Paul Manafort (referred to
    as his “national chairman”). Papadopoulos writes the meeting has been
    “approved from our side.”

    From the affidavit:

    On
    or about July 14, 2106 Papadopoulos emailed FC2 and proposed a “meeting
    for August or September in the UK (London) with me and my national
    chairman, and maybe one other foreign policy advisor and you, members of
    President Putin’s office and the mfa to hold a day of consultations and
    to meet one another. It has been approved from our side.”

  • HZ81

    Let the process play though. But let’s jail Hillary today!

  • Lazycrockett

    Your campaign foreign leadership council is volunteer, bitch please.

    • HZ81

      Seriously, it’s beyond laughable.

    • The_Wretched

      the campaign not paying its staff doesn’t magically make them “volunteers”. Manafort wasn’t paid from the Trump campaign. It raised mine and other eyebrows even back then.

  • safari

    Oh dear. Jeff Sessions worked with whats-his-face on foreign policy.

    • Sam_Handwitch

      yup, he was in charge of that foreign policy group

      sessions also LIED about his meetings with russians at his confirmation hearning

      • jerry

        And I REALLY want to see Keebler indicted.

  • Lazycrockett

    We are not part of that.

  • Gustav2

    How is it not collusion?

  • safari

    Papadopoulos? Donald’s never heard of him

  • DreadPikathulhu

    Millions of people sitting at the table with Trump..

    • Boreal

      The biggest crowds, the best.

    • The_Wretched

      But did they pay for the beer?

      • Gustav2

        Trump sure as hell didn’t pay.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    “Doesn’t have anything to do with us”…..the comedy doesn’t get much better than this, folks.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    wow… now a guy involved in the campaign, is like someone asking for a selfie

  • Gustav2

    Trump said he was an adviser, sweetie.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL he just called her a liar

  • Joe in PA

    Just fuck you sarah…beating up reporters.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Papadoplouis? Wasn’t he in that Vegas Vacation movie?

  • safari

    It’s a voluntary advisory council therefore it doesn’t matter according to Sarah.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    SO a cheerleader, but not on the team ?

  • JWC

    replendent in Pepto Dismal pink

  • HZ81

    Volunteered to betray the USA.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    I’m confused. So, Pickle drinks beer regulary and doesn’t pay?

  • safari

    “He’s a volunteer. He didn’t get paid!” she shrieks.

    • safari

      With her creepy-ass lying smile

    • Joe in PA

      , in dollars.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Honey, you can’t shovel shit when it’s got that much liquid in it.

    It’s not going to work, you’ve got to drain the liquid poo.

  • HZ81

    Ha, investigate private citizens without any evidence.

  • Lazycrockett
    • The_Wretched

      “Volunteers” get to sit at the table with Trump?

    • Bluto

      but millions sit in on nat’l security meetings.

  • BarbWire

    Sarah Hickabilly Slanders was raised by a world class liar and grifter (Mike Huckabee) masquerading as an honest, pious Christian, so it’s no wonder she lies with a skill and accompanying cornpone accent befitting the slickest Mafia lawyer.

  • Sam_Handwitch
    • clay

      Guy on the right– “What the f—?”
      Guy on the left– “mmmmm, No.”
      Guy in purple tie, behind– “bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.”
      Guy in back– “Fuck, this quote makes no sense.”
      Woman in far back right corner– “She does not DESERVE ovaries!”

  • Karl Dubhe

    Sounds like she’s starting to choke on the lies.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Principles….bahahahahahahahahahaha

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    Oops, she’s staring to stuble. RUN, Sara! RUN!!!

  • safari

    “Did he do this on his own?”
    “I’m telling you he was a volunteer.”

  • HZ81

    He just showed up one day and committed treason for no reason.

  • Gustav2

    Create fake information? Nope it has been mostly true.

  • Boreal
    • clay

      I love how the backdrop continues yesterday’s “HOLE” theme.

  • Lazycrockett

    Clinton rant!

  • Natty Enquirer

    She’s really working on her cool today, but the press is keep up with the needles.

  • Cuberly Deux

    “This individual.”

    Here we go…..Pappa John’s? Papa who?

  • Bluto

    no, a pattern on your fucking lying, bitch.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    She angry

  • HZ81

    But, Hillary!!!

  • safari

    She’s breaking down.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    They took a meeting….bitch, so did Junior.

  • HZ81

    Paying money for false info is not a crime.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    Ok, apples and oranges. Will there bee beer nuts as well?

  • Boreal

    Opposition research is not illegal, collusion with a foreign power is.

  • danolgb

    The dossier wasn’t even reported on until after the election!

  • Lazycrockett

    So by the end of the presser the administration isnt part of the GOP.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Pan to the reporters please

    • Joe in PA

      All of their mouths are hanging open in disbelief.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Pappa who?

  • Cuberly Deux

    Spent millions of dollars for fake information?

    Uh, wow, that’s uh, a stretch.

    • clay

      Sister Sarah,

      Please list all items in the Steele Dossier and indicate individually which is fake and which has been independently verified.

      Thanx, bye.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Exactly, is that a fight they really want to take on?

  • safari

    Disqus is breaking. This is imploding the internet. Wee!

    • Lazycrockett

      yep i keep having to repost.

      • HZ81

        Me, too. Our group bagging on her bullshit is a blast.

    • I’ve noticed that. Had to re-log and momentarily couldn’t even reload JMG.

  • Boreal

    Boom!

  • Karl Dubhe

    It’s just a liddle treason. don’t worry about it.

  • HZ81

    Right? Nothing to do with us. Sarah, just call it a day. It’s time to spend more time with your family.

  • JWC

    Once again George who???

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Stutter…stutter…stutter…yup, the lies are getting to her.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    uhhhh…..possibly the most intelligent utterings out of her lying mouth today;

  • Ninja0980

    She’s starting to crack.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Have you lawered up Sarah ?

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    SHE’S GONNA BLOW! GET DOWN!

  • Lazycrockett
  • Gustav2

    You have no indications.

  • Ninja0980

    So will the reporters still do the both sides bullshit after this?

    • Gustav2

      Yes,

    • Joe in PA

      Yes

    • Does the pope shit in the woods?

      Of course they will. Just look at every outlet which pretended the Uranium One company sale was any kind of Clinton scandal and you’ll know who’s happy to do it.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Concluded soon.. because Trump wants to fire Mueller

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Finally the press is smelling blood.

  • HZ81

    I believe it will be concluding soon —based on nothing concrete or real.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Hahahaha, he was one of Trump’s excellent guys….too much

  • Cuberly Deux

    She’s even squirming.

  • TexasBoy

    This makes Nixon’s Watergate look like a minor incident.

  • Lazycrockett

    Best people slam.

    • Joe in PA

      Yes!

  • Ninja0980

    But Clinton!

  • HZ81

    At the end of the day, is this admin. concerned about treason? Betraying the USA?

    • AmeriCanadian

      No.

    • Tread

      They would sell their own grandmothers.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Hahahaha, Best People burn.

  • Boreal

    Only the best people!

  • Karl Dubhe

    By the way, what are you guilty of? Sarah. 🙂

    • Slander, at minimum, and Hatch Act violations.

  • The_Wretched

    Paying for oppo is normal quid pro quo. When the Trump campaign gets ‘stuff for free’, that’s when we start wondering what the “pro quo” is.

  • boobert

    Paul who ? lol

  • Gustav2

    He was the campaign chairman and ran the convention…not just handled the delegates.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Teen ABORTION!!!!

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Trump is looking into leaking.

    • TexasBoy

      To be clear…if something isn’t true it can not be considered leaked information, Sarah.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Conjugal visits Sarah.

    SAY THE WORDS

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Oooooh, Jared burn

  • Lazycrockett

    OH they are going after his best people BS.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    The best people. The top, top people.

  • Rex

    Not watching – so, how many times has SHS mentioned Hillary today?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Best people…top, top people…the burns continue

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    The Trump administration need extreme vetting

  • boobert

    She looks like she has to pee.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    OK, so what HAVE you spoken to him about ?? anything at all ?

    • Joe in PA

      Exactly!

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Trump sucks. What do you think of that. Polls suck.

  • Gustav2

    I haven’t spoken to him about….DRINK!

  • Joe in PA

    I haven’t spoken with him specifically about that

    If I hear that one more time, I’m gonna blow!

    • shellback

      If you’ve no one particular in mind, I’m available. wink wink

    • Donald constantly brags he has the best memory of any human being who ever existed.

    • clay

      Oh, good, close enough to pick up Liddle Jeffy Secessions on the wire.

    • JCF

      Where Drumpf told them “my kid knows a guy”.

  • Ninja0980

    You’re making Jesus cry with your lies Sarah.

  • (Disqus is definitely melting down.)

    • The_Wretched

      yes, i’m getting slow up dates and tons of errors.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Oh, she’s sooooo not happy. Good!

  • Ernest Endevor

    I could almost feel sorry for her. Nah. On second thoughts, ain’t gonna happen.

  • Karl Dubhe

    The economy isn’t going to grow with this shit going down…

    • clay

      deep state, deep state, deep state (Do it, Yellen; fuck the stock brokers, save the bonds market!)

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ha ha ha , yeah get out you worthless cow

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Miles of pink polyeaster sway from her ass as she leaves the room.

  • Gustav2

    Awwwwww, she had to leave.

  • Cuberly Deux

    The reporter that asked about popadopa doo and stated, considering trump claims to have to best memory……

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    • That was a marvelous burn.

  • Leo

    Oh good I missed it again.

  • Michael R
  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

    AAAANNND…..she hooves it out.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      A clumsy gallop

    • Joe in PA

      Funny she didn’t fly out…did you see those sleeves?

      • Yet Another Alex

        She forgot her broom.

  • TexasBoy

    The White House’s position: “Move along, nothing to see here.”

  • And she bails. Those waffles under the heat lamp are now bone-dry and brittle.

    • Gustav2

      She will serve them any way.

      • But only after shedding several hairs onto the plate.

    • Joe in PA

      She keeps them in her pits…stays warm and moist (yes I said moist).

      Bwhaahahahah

  • Ninja0980

    As I said earlier, the third guy to get charged today bears a resemblance to the hubby.
    Gets me in a mood..

    • Bluto

      I sense a game of naughty prosecutor & incorrigible prisoner tonight.

  • Ninja0980

    Run away!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    OK, now back to this beer thing.

    WTF ?!?! I really want to know who thought that shit up

    • SpecialAgentPecker FBI

      I couldn’t follow it. Something about Pickle on the pool table in the back room and not paying?

      • Joe in PA

        Don’t forget “…and why the long face Sarah?

        teeheehee

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Now we know how he got his nickname !

    • Gustav2

      I didn’t follow it and I used to bartend.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Story-Time With Hucksters.

    • tbj5

      A rich Assholes using a wrong metaphor to trick poor people into wanting lower taxes on the rich just in case they get rich too (spoiler: they won’t if you don’t tax the rich accordingly and appropriately).

      The metaphor is awful and has been repeatedly debunked. They’re desperate if they are bringing this out to try and sell tax cuts for the rich.

    • Special Agent FBl Bambino

      She wanted to talk about the new emoji but Fox already covered that this morning.

  • Daveed_WOW

    For love of all that is holy, just cancel the press briefings. We already hate you.

    https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/holey-sock-white-poor-textures-toe-detail-person-hole-worn-out-74243718.jpg

  • MB
  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Well, that settled nothing. Another fine example of why cows should never be anything more than steak on a plate.

    • Gretchen

      Cheese and butter are good too.

    • Special Agent FBl Bambino

      She should be farting in the field not in the WH.

  • Leo

    Beer jokes to stall, BUT HILLARY, and I/he/they can’t recall.

    Seems like a good summary.

  • JWC

    What a performance the Artful ( not intelligent) Dodger strikes again

  • KCMC
    • Taylor Bixler

      Reports are they are VERY disappointed in themselves.

  • safari

    Sarah will rest now, falling asleep to the cries of children, until she is needed to lie to us again.

  • TexasBoy

    Her “reporters in a bar” story took longer than the actual Q & A portion.

    • Gustav2

      That was the point.

    • Cuberly Deux

      ….and that whole story was a loooooooong road to nowhere.

    • The_Wretched

      and the punch line was that the rich deserve the lions share of the tax cut – AND that the middle class must pay more.

  • Heading on over to the latest thread…

    • Ninja0980

      The trans ban being blocked?

  • -M-

    You gotta love how people who won’t answer any questions themselves constantly demand that Hillary or the DNC be grilled about unrelated nonstories.

    • BartmanLA

      But her emails!!!!!!! That’s the GOP’s mandatory mantra anytime that the GOP is challenged on ANYTHING… Pathetic

  • Special Agent FBl Bambino

    Sounds like someone is channeling former Miss Teen USA South Carolina, jibbling jabbling her way through a press briefing.

    • Tempus Fuggit

      …eeyin jeeziz’ nayme aymeeyin.

    • Cipher

      There was no collusion. You need to investigate, like…the Uranium and such….

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • TexasBoy

    Next up: Sarah puts on a frilly street length dress and sings “Animal Crackers in my Soup” to the shocked and gaping mouthed reporters.

    • RoverSerton

      Does she do Tap during it to show just how versatile she is?

  • clay

    From Taco Tuesday,
    to Beer & Waffles Monday.

    I hate this administration.

  • tbj5
  • olandp

    That was wholly unsatisfying. She didn’t even stay as long as she kept them waiting.

    • safari

      It tends to be how it works now.

      • KCMC

        Oh, shit.
        Missed outfit!

    • coram nobis

      You’d think they’d have more practice at staging a dog-and-pony show by now.

      • edrex

        well… they’ve got the dog.

  • Taylor Bixler
    • edrex

      in fairness, trump was only 26 at the time and he was very drunk.

    • The president forgot about what a great memory he has.

  • TrollopeReader

    Does Sarah realize that media and others are fact-checking her lies as she utters them? That the shows spend the next ten minutes rebutting each of her statements? Are (fake) pastor’s daughters not taught the lessons of lying in the bible??

    • Opinion Sousaphones

      I cannot imagine that she does not know, or that she was not taught lessons on lying from the bible. So, I guess that means she does not care. That tells us a lot about her.

  • William
  • Cipher

    Someone needs to hand Sarah a book of sheet music. The day is coming, Ms. Sanders. Work on that C#…

  • Steven B
  • Gianni

    I have to admit, Donnie really knows how to pick his press people. They can take any fact and make a lie out of it. These press conferences are nothing but a lengthy display of lying, denying, and diversionary tactics.

  • Gianni

    I have to admit, Donnie really knows how to pick his press people. They can take any fact and make a lie out of it. These press conferences are nothing but a lengthy display of lying, denying, and diversionary tactics.