Trump Mocks The Media As Children Of The White House Press Corp Trick-Or-Treat In Oval Office [VIDEO]

Children of the White House press corp trick-or-treated around the West Wing this afternoon, finishing in the Oval Office where Trump couldn’t resist taking shots at the press, asking the kids with a grimace, “Are you going to grow up to be like your parents? Uhhh. Don’t answer that.”

As the cameras rolled, Trump also said, “I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children. How the media did this, I don’t know.” And then he handed out boxes of Hershey Kisses, saying to one child, “Well, you have no weight problems — that’s the good news, right?”

  • AmeriCanadian

    What parent, in their RIGHT MIND, would ever let their child anywhere near that f*cking bastard, let alone talk to him and receive candy from him. JFC!

    • Boreal

      Teatards would.

    • TampaDink

      I should have begun reading comments before I posted the same thought.

    • ChrisMorley

      Their parents are WH journalists, who should know better.

    • teeveedub

      Parents: Check anything he gives out for razor blades. Also, pee.

  • JoeMyGod
  • MT YVR

    Well what could possibly go wrong with this scenario?

  • PickyPoussin
    • another_steve

      These days, I wake up thinking, “Well, today I might be diagnosed with terminal cancer or I might have to endure another day of the Trump Administration.”

      Always pleased when it turns out to be the latter.

    • ceeenbee

      Look who’s here to give you candy — the shitgibbon!

  • PickyPoussin
    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      too bad that kid didnt have a knife

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Look at gramps in the background… “wait, this is kind of creepy…. um… should we be here doing this?… I think I think our man fucked up….”

  • Boreal

    What a fucking piece of shit. I wonder how many of these children have ever seen a shitgibbon up close?

    • zhera

      Well, now they all have!

  • edrex

    “Well, you have no weight problems — that’s the good news, right?” i’ve always said that you need to start the fat shaming early or they might grow up to like themselves.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Fat shaming; It’s what’s for dinner.

      • edrex

        there’s enough for everyone, just watch your portions.

    • Adam King

      Is he so self-aware that he doesn’t even know he’s the fat one? The mind boggles. First it boggles, then it vomits.

    • Strepsi

      …and the cute blonde girl, he fingered.

      • edrex

        they let you do it.

  • AmeriCanadian
    • matrem

      He wouldn’t steal from the ghost. That’s his base.

  • Hank

    Leaving those kids with Herr Drumpf, is nothing short of CHILD ABUSE!!!!

  • Boreal
    • PickyPoussin

      Endangered, I hear.

      • Boreal

        I hope Mr Mueller takes down the last of the species.

        • PickyPoussin

          Maybe a nice zoo. I hear GITMO is ripe for redevelopment.

  • Frank Conway

    Why do I continue to be surprised what an asshole this man is? What’s next- going to funerals to mock dead journalists? saying FAKE DEATH!

  • bkmn

    Those kids are lucky, they get to leave in an hour or two. Imagine how he treated his own kids for all those years. He has to constantly dominate someone.

  • Friday’s_cat

    Who in their right mind would expose their children to this man?
    I would say they are the spawn of alt-right, AM Hate and Fox News media but they don’t so Satanic holidays.

  • Bluto
    • Oscarlating Wildely

      ….do you think that he has the White House film corps project porn on that ass? It’s a good sized screen.

    • Tawreos

      needs some VPL in the costume.

    • FAEN


      That lard ass isn’t just insulting the human race he’s insulting my favorite sport. Is nothing sacred? That was rhetorical-nothing is sacred these day.

    • Del Sam
    • Joseph Miceli

      I mean REALLY!!!! What self-respecting lady would be caught DEAD with such visible panty lines… especially in such thin shorts! Trump should have worn a full slip, but then she’s certainly no better than she should be.

  • ByronK

    Deranged stranger danger!!!

  • greenmanTN

    A depressing reminder, Obama with children…

    I love the look he shoots Michelle when the baby stops crying.

    • The_Wretched

      Wow that was depressing. It was a reminder of how far we’ve fallen.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Depressing only when taken in context with our current situation. I never saw the second video and it speaks VOLUMES about Obama. He truly is a decent human being who loves other human beings. I’m glad I got to see even more proof of how great of a person he is.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    “Are you going to grow up to be like your parents? Uhhh. Don’t answer that.”

    Oh, parent shaming, from a man who lies, commits adultery, theft, obstructs justice, practices bigotry, collusion, treason, laziness, wantonness, avarice, gluttony, and is just an A-1 grade asshole.

    Sorry, Ivanka, that kid dressed like a devil has a better role model than you do. Fuck wit.

    • Snarkaholic

      I’m surprised he didn’t ask which one of him was his date for the night.

  • The_Wretched

    I love how the kids don’t want to get anywhere near him.

    His obsession with dissing the press is horrific.

    His fatshaming kids is horrific.

    Every. Single. Time. he opens his face to talk, it’s horrific.

    • Karl Dubhe

      I couldn’t watch, so thanks for telling me. 🙂

  • Uncle Mark

    I wouldn’t let any kids anywhere near that pile of toxic waste !!

    • William

      All the Catholic priests were booked.

      • Gerry Fisher


    • Gerry Fisher

      Seriously. They work close to Cheetolini every day, and they thought it was a good idea to let their kids near him? Anything to be in the national limelight, eh? We Americans and our lust for fame/status.

      • Gerry Fisher

        I wish people would stop pretending that this is all benign, business as usual.

        • The_Wretched

          “the president said words today” “Back to you in the news room”

        • Strepsi

          Me too. I would have sent my kid in there to say “You’re a pig”.

      • Chris Baker

        They obviously knew that it would be a good news day, because Trump just can’t help himself from saying inappropriate things. There was the Boy Scouts, etc. He just does not understand what is appropriate for different audiences. I swear it’s some sort of autism. He can’t read social cues and doesn’t understand how to interact with others.

    • JCF
      • Luddite

        More daughter daddy fuck time

        • But look at what a tremendous businessman he is! Doesn’t even put down the phone…of course there is nobody on the other end but wtf it looks good!

  • PickyPoussin
    • Jonathan Smith

      ’tis a fucked up world where we actually NEED this………

  • Tatonka

    Ugh. Nasty. Although I reserve a small amount of blame for the parents who would knowingly subject their children to that person. May as well send them to bed after a hearty dinner of paint chips and Flint Michigan tap water.

  • ByronK

    At least he didn’t start listing off how many years before he could date each of the little girls.

    • The_Wretched

      His body language and catching himself being handsy were bad enough.

    • AmeriCanadian

      He wasn’t given enough time with them, that’s all that prevented it.

  • Eric Lewis

    I’m speechless. Someone make it stop.

  • HZ81

    President FuckNutz trashes the media, trashes their work and jobs—and they send their kids in to play with him?

    This is why we can’t have nice things in America. Nice things like journalism.

  • edrex

    o/t strange days indeed. this has never happened before –a david brooks piece that i agree with.

  • FAEN

    Good god why would you want your child to meet this sociopath? We teach children to be empathetic, to not be bullies, to not be racist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic and Trump is the poster child for all of those deplorable learned behaviors.

    • Gretchen

      WE teach those things. Not all parents are equally good at the job.

      • FAEN

        Yep-some go the other way and teach their children to be like Cheeto. I find that incredibly sad and upsetting.

  • TexasBoy

    So the President thought he would take a memorable photo op for those children…meeting the President of the United States, something they will likely remember forever, to tell the kids they have terrible parents. How inappropriate for anyone, let alone a sitting President.

    • Adam King

      Child abuse, pure & simple.

  • Oscarlating Wildely
    • MT YVR

      Well they certainly will never accuse him of being The Slender Man….

  • Jim Maloney

    What a charade the reporters let their children participate in.

  • ByronK

    He’s never seen a Japanese child before? And it’s safe to guess she doesn’t give a shit that you’re going to Japan you dirty old fuck.

    • He doesn’t get out of his millionaire bubble much.

  • another_steve

    Oy vey iz mir.

    A plea to the sane world: Do not hate us.

    We didn’t vote for him.

    • NZArtist

      We dont hate you, we just hate what you do.

      • Adam King

        We didn’t do that, either.

  • Uncle Mark

    I would have coached my kid to ask the Fucking Moron, “Mister, what are pretending to be?”

    • Adam King

      “That ogre costume is too scary!”

    • Gustav2

      I would have coached my kid to ask, “Why does everyone call you a fucking moron?”

    • jerry

      “Why are your hands the same size as mine?”

    • Del Sam

      or, “You’re the same color as my pumpkin, but look like the pumpkin left out from last year”

  • 2patricius2

    He can’t even give his full attention to children. It’s always about himself – the big, selfish baby in the room.

    • Gretchen

      But…he’s going to Japan in two weeks and he’s too excited not to tell them. Japan!

      • May he eat improperly prepared fugu.

  • Lazycrockett

    If I was unlucky enough to have kids, the last place they would be was within 100 feet of that pos.

    • 2patricius2

      I wouldn’t even want them to see or hear him on TV.

  • Gustav2

    C’mon press folks, you know he should not be allowed with your child EVER!

  • Gerry Fisher

    He just can’t help being indecent, can he? Ever.

  • Reality.Bites

    I can’t trust anyone to report news who would let their child anywhere near Trump.

  • RobynWatts

    My gods! Who in their right mind would have let children near The Great Trumpkin in the first place ?!!

    • Karl Dubhe

      Awe Trumpdy?

    • drbrentzenobia

      It’s the Hate Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

  • Goddammit this is one worthless @sswipe. He’s too socially stupid to be a parent, an uncle, a grandpa, a father-in-law, a son, a grandson, a godparent, much less POTUS. The only thing he’s proven he’s successful at is turning criminal mismanagement into a profitable enterprise with OPM – bankruptcy being the mechanism.

  • Uncle Mark

    Drumpf is as creepy and more traumatizing to children than this guy.

  • Jonathan Smith

    WT Actual F?
    are your parents whores? drug dealers?
    you don’t want to grow up like them……….
    i would like EVERY one of those kids reported to child welfare…….
    “well, we let our kids meet thew rapist in chief”

  • Scoot

    “Well, you have no weight problems—that’s the good news, right”

    “Hey little girl, good job at not being fat.” Totally appropriate for an adult to say to a child, especially an adult in a position of authority. Let alone from someone like Trump who has a history of saying incredibly disgusting things about women and their looks, including his own daughter when she was underage.

  • Leo

    OT. All the pieces are falling into place.

    • Gustav2

      All of them are dirty.

    • Natty Enquirer
    • Cuberly Deux

      This is interesting because there’s plenty of ways to index and search emails. It’s not rocket science.

      The fact that the Mercers offered this reeks of something more. There’s a lot of potential there for varying degrees of oppo research contained in that request.

    • And early on, they kept saying the obstruction and money laundering would be the only easy part to prove. The trail is right there.
      Trump campaignCambridge AnalyticaWikileaksRussia

      Money flowed toward the right, strategy was developed in the middle, and Russia provided the hacking services.

  • DoctorDJ

    He’ll be dating them all in another decade.

    …delusional fuquer…

    • TampaDink

      Hopefully he’ll be decomposing long before that becomes a frightening possibility.

      • kanehau

        With the amount of fast food he eats – he’s well preserved.

        • TampaDink

          Embalming fluid helps too….and he desperately needs that.

        • Tor

          Formaldehyde? Why, you’re soaking in it!

    • Homo Erectus

      Nah, they’ll be to old by then.

  • Lizard

    Does anyone have a good gif for a jaw drop? Because my jaw just dropped.

    What a colossal piece of human shit.

  • TampaDink

    Why would anyone think it is a good idea to allow their children to interact with this asshole?

    • GanymedeRenard

      Because they can’t take them to an adult haunted house?

  • Cuberly Deux

    “Well, you have no weight problems — that’s the good news, right?”

    Hey Donnie…

  • Talisman
    • AmeriCanadian

      That zero can be made permanent. No need for anything different.

    • -M-

      The whole human race should divorce itself from him.

  • MikeBx2

    He’s exactly the kind of person you want your kids to avoid when trick or treating. Who will the parents take them to next, Harvey Weinstein?

    • Gretchen

      In Tennessee sex offenders aren’t allowed to have trick or treaters visit their houses.

  • ikahana

    Who are the parents that let their children near this sexual predator?

    • ChrisMorley

      Reporters. Hard to credit, eh?

      • Lumpy Gaga

        I’d hardly call people who funnel Sarah Huckabee’s vomit down their throats “reporters”.

  • AmeriCanadian

    This SO needs to be an SNL sketch!!

    • Helen Damnation™

      I’m positive it will be. Set your DVR now!

    • coram nobis

      A pity W. C. Fields isn’t available. He’d be good in the role.

  • justmeeeee

    Pretty risky business, letting those little girls so close to El Groper.

  • Let’s be clear here: Donald felt comfortable insulting children’s parents right in front of them all.

    He further dehumanized them by referring to them not as the kids’ parents but as “the media.”

    I can’t think of much that is lower, sicker, and no-class. Plus of course, labeling one’s enemies as other-than-human-beings is a standard go-to tool of the fascist authoritarian.

    Just imagine if instead he’d said it this way: “I cannot believe Jews produced such beautiful children. How Jews did this, I don’t know.”

  • Gigi

    “I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children. How the media did this, I don’t know.” Can someone please teach Twittler about the birds & the bees?

    • KarenAtFOH

      He could try not being an abusive narcissist.

  • boobert

    What an asshole!

    • Dazzer

      Assholes have uses. You need a better description of him.

      • Tor

        I thought about that for a while. The only thing I can think of that has no use and everybody wants to get rid of is cancer. And some other diseases.

  • dukeofhurl

    He doesn’t know who Darth Vader is. That’s a scary costume!

  • GanymedeRenard

    Aaaand we have reached a new definition of Halloween. Well, since January to be more precise.

  • DonnaLee

    Notice how he has to keep trying to get the children to come anywhere near him.

    • Kids aren’t stupid, and recognize a stranger danger when they see it.

  • Homo Erectus
  • jonfromcalifornia

    Well, the idiotic White House press Corp gave the idiot in chief a photo op. to bash them. What did anyone expect?

  • BarbWire

    The expressions on the kids’ faces tell you all you need to know about Trump’s skill with children, which is nil, and his ham fisted attempt at humor shows what a bitter, angry, ugly, despicable creep he is, always ready to bust your chops or turn the screws. He represents everything horrible about America, and I hate the motherfucker with every fiber of my being.

    • Tor

      Princess Leia says it all. As usual.

  • coram nobis

    Wasn’t the first time a president posed with children: remember this performance?

  • BlindBill

    What responsible parent would let their daughter or sons near that olg pervert … He obviously has no idea how to talk to children, and he let his obsession of derideing the media (the chrildren’s parents) spew. Reprehensible.

  • Homo Erectus
    • KarenAtFOH


    • Who the hell goes to a ball game in a suit? That looks ridiculous!

      • Homo Erectus

        Why isn’t he wearing his hat?

        • Because it is a ball cap, and how gauche to wear a ball cap to a ball game… 😀

  • iambu


  • Mike

    Shame on the reporters who brought their children into that poisonous place to subject him to that scumbag. It’s usually not nice to blame the victim, but it’s appropriate in this case.

  • Gretchen

    OT: My husband went into the grocery store for marshmallow fluff 20 minutes ago. He still isn’t back. This doesn’t bode well for the grocery “budget” or my blood sugar.

    • Tor

      More OT. I just bought my first pair of “stomach slimming” underwear. It only moved my muffin top to a higher point. …Speaking of marshmallow fluff, as we were.

      • Gretchen

        I didn’t realize you were into masochism. I have a story about a girdle, a wedding dress and an outdoor service that will curl your hair.

        • Tor

          When I’m ready, I’ll ask.

        • Tor

          OK, I’m ready. Curl my hair.

          • Gretchen

            See above. I’m apparently incapable of replying inline.

        • Gretchen

          There once was a girl in a girdle.
          The wedding caused her stomach to curdle.
          She caused a great scene and was forced to flee.
          As her venue had only port-a-johns for going to pee.
          She threw the bouquet and hustled away
          Not even for cake could she stay.

          This is hard won wisdom boys and girls. Never book your wedding in a public park without checking first to make sure they have real bathrooms.

          • Tor

            Thank you, Gretchen.

            Very wise, indeed. These days, they’d be locked, of course.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    It’s one thing for the press corps to be masochistic when it comes to dealing with this putrid creature, but to subject their children to it? That’s fucking child abuse. Of course, the orange shitgibbon couldn’t help himself when being a colossal douchebag.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Hey little girl call me in 2 years….

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Unless you put on the “middle school ten”, and I think you know what I’m talking about.

  • I_Misuse_Gender_Pronouns

    The lack of diversity among this group of children is quite concerning.

  • Joseph Miceli

    You can see him trying NOT to be an asshole…but he just can’t help it. Actually, he isn’t trying that hard at all.

  • billbear1961

    No wonder they won’t stand up to this regime when it LIES to them, relentlessly, during briefings–they want to rub shoulders with power socially. This is about social prestige! This explains a lot about the useless FUCKERS, God DAMN them!

    Do your jobs, BASTARDS!!

  • JCF


  • jmax

    “The Media” didn’t produce the children, you stupid bastard. Human beings did. Reducing their parents to a category of one of your perceived enemies is sick and twisted but I expect nothing better from a socially retarded fuck like you.

  • fuzzybits

    Just uggggg,everyday.

  • -M-

    Can’t even be socially appropriate just long enough for the kids to get their candy and go.
    ffs what a creep.

  • Luddite

    Trump is putrid piece of pig shit.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    I for one would not let any child over whom I had any authority any where near the Trump family.

  • unclemike

    If they had a weight problem now, Trump wouldn’t try to date them in 5 years.

  • MassageBear

    Not too creepy at all, eh?
    Guess the parents really wanted to scare the bejeezus out of their kids. Wonder why they deserved such punishment?

  • Gianni

    Donnie always manages to say something so nice and respectful. I was wondering if he won for the best costumed character.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Hope the kids are traumatized. It’s one thing that the WH press corps can’t tear themselves away, quite another that they drag their own children to this circus. Don’t they make enough to send their kids to the right kinds of schools for networking?

  • netxtown

    Damn. Now I have to “critically think” my way through who in the hell in the WH pess corp would do this to their kids!!??!!

  • Chris Bartlett

    even with children the conversation has to be about him. He is the a poster child for Egomania.

  • DN

    “You have no weight problems; that’s the good news.”

    What is one even to *do* with such a remark?

  • Acronym Jim

    “Batman” with the wary side-eye knows exactly what’s going on.

  • KaBoomBOX

    Ugh, way to make it all about himself with the creepy jabs about the kids parents.

  • What a buffoon.

  • FelineMama

    “That orange man with that fuzzy thing on his head is the scariest one, mommy”!