One Million Moms Vs The Disney Channel

That was fast. Just in via email from Monica Cole:

Alerting all parents! Additional controversial content will be included in the Disney Channel show “Andi Mack” during season two, premiering Friday, October 27, at 8:00 p.m. ET/7:00 p.m. CT. 1MM earlier warned parents this program is not suitable for a kids’ network, and now the show is introducing the network’s first gay character.

In a first for the Disney Channel, the show “Andi Mack” will spend an hour focusing on one of the main characters coming out as gay. Young teen Cyrus Goodman is a key member in the program’s cast. During the season two premiere, he’ll make Disney Channel history as he grapples with his feelings for another boy. And in subsequent episodes, he’ll work these feelings out along with having a new girlfriend.

By choosing to abandon family-friendly entertainment, Disney’s inexplicable choice to move toward more “adult” fare may ultimately prove to be a huge mistake. Disney’s first gay kiss aired earlier this year on Disney XD’s animated series “Star vs. the Forces of Evil.” The scene took place at a concert where the band played a romantic tune that inspired many couples in the audience to kiss; a few of those couples — none of which involved a main character — were same s*x.

The Disney Channel is deliberately choosing to “move forward” and promote adult content to children. By choosing to move in the direction of more “adult” stories and content, the Disney Channel – and the entire Disney media empire – may be choosing to sacrifice something far more precious… children’s innocence.

TAKE ACTION: Sign the Disney Pledge stating you will not support Disney unless they produce family-friendly entertainment.

  • Stubenville

    Of course…

  • Michael R
    • Rebecca Gardner

      42 Million teeth attached to 4 Million legs.

      • clay

        (more like 12 teeth on 2 legs, but I understand, they’re rounding up)

  • Chris

    Well, I’m sure they read about it here first LOL 😀

  • Silver Badger

    That didn’t take long. Poor Disney. Another boycott. We all know how devastating that last one was.

    • Smithbc


    • bkmn

      So we should buy Disney stock?

      • ted-

        Great idea!

  • Bluto
    • ted-

      “1,000,000” bitches

  • The_Wretched

    Looks like M*nica found the st*ry, wr*te the press release and will get to sleep on the b*d t*night.

    • NZArtist

      Are you implying she’s talking about same sox relationships?
      Because, I really hate those. I hate the idea of someone else wearing my sox, so I always try to buy a different colour to anyone else in the household. I’m all for banning same sox relationships!

      • The_Wretched

        I fear you have misunderstood. It’s same sax relationships. Two sax of the same type are notoriously hard to tune to the same note. That’s why it’s always just 1 sax player. If there’s two, you get a different type of sax so it’s less obvious that they can’t be in tune together. I’m all for banning same sax relationships!

      • Same Sox….like when a Red Sox fan dates a White Sox fan?

      • Nic Peterson

        Hubs and I share everything but Sox. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

        • NZArtist

          My (now ex-) boyfriend used to get offended when I told him he couldn’t buy the same coloured sox as me. There are just somethings which are deal-breakers.

          • killreligion

            But how do you do it? I have dozens of colors because the RULE is sox match the pants or shoes (those silly straight boys wearing bright or patterned socks think they are being different but it’s a fashion violation!)

            My household could not implement your rule. I do have to check the husbands drawer from time to time as he does the laundry and is a sock thief.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Well, F*CK HER !

      • Silver Badger

        No thank you. If you’re available we can talk. Monica, not so much, or at all for that matter.

      • acde

        Nobody will. That’s why she’s so moody and whiney

      • SammySeattle

        I wouldn’t even f*ck her with your d*ck!

    • clay

      Uh, shouldn’t that be b*d? Seriously, I’m willing to bet that’s one of the trigger words for the filtering software she’s installed on all of her husband’s computers (that she knows about).

      • The_Wretched

        Yes, corrected. She can safely read my comment now.

  • Tawreos

    This makes it sound like not only does the kid come out as gay, but also engages in
    a hard core gay sex scene. Showing people how to be inclusive will not harm anyone’s children, but instilling fear of that inclusiveness just might

    • David Walker

      “‘The little children need to suffer before they come until me,’ sayeth the LORD. ‘I gave you brains to invent ways to infect the young with the prejudices thy groups have invented. I have set up many snares to test the young along the path to My Kingdom. It is in thy eternal power to fuck up the brains of the young, for you have learned the power of my Divine Word and you must beat it into their heads until they have no working brain left.’ Thus spake the LORD our G*D.” Chlamydians 17:23-27

    • clay

      “If kids never see or hear of a same-sex relationship, they will never turn out to be gay.”
      “I’m only straight because I heard and saw heterosexual couples around me.”

      How come they never see the corollary to their argument?

  • Rebecca Gardner

    That didn’t take long.

    • MT YVR

      I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL, just how many times now have they threatened Disney with their might ??

    • greenmanTN

      More often than they’ve had orgasms, that’s for sure.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • greenmanTN

    The Smut Snatchers are at it again!

    • David Walker

      So much takes place in Greater Tuna. Also, I WANT THAT RADIO!!!!

  • he’ll make Disney Channel history as he grapples with his feelings for another boy. And in subsequent episodes, he’ll work these feelings out along with having a new girlfriend.

    So they’re saying this kid is actually coming out as Bisexual.

    My god, we’re so frickin’ invisible…

    • Lumpy Gaga

      When One Million Moms can’t find you in the woodpile….

    • The_Wretched

      We’re very confusing and hard to understand!

      • David Walker

        And sometimes we even look like other humans. That’s just SO unfair. How are they expected to know whom to hate? It’s just another example of religious persecution.

        A. Use the remote to change the channel.
        B. Try to understand that the whole entire disparate world isn’t just for you.
        C. Use the remote to change the channel.
        D. Isn’t there a blocking device so your kids don’t have to find out about the world outside?
        E. Use the remote to enjoy yourself. For once. Just cover the remote first so you don’t ruin its internal workings. The remote is a valuable part of the family. You? Not so much.

    • Personally, I’m accessing this site through my local BiFi.

      We must become more visible bi any means necessary.

      Sorry, I’ll stop before I get carried away. :p

    • Librarykid

      Whatever they do, it won’t make up for the studio’s booting of Tommy Kirk when they found out he was gay.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Me thinks the hags doth protest too much.

      Come on in, you scathing wench, the water’s fine. We in the Bi Pool will let you sit for a spell. Go ahead, you can just say it was a college fling.

  • superindy

    These people are hilarious!

  • One Million Moms’ petition only has 1000 signatures……

    • clay

      Their mailing list only has 35,000 (and half of those are watchers laughing at them).

      • David Walker

        And those horrible people at JMG.

        • clay

          I ain’t on their mailing list.

  • Lazycrockett
  • ETownCanuck

    Right on cue….heaven forfend Disney show that gay kids actually exist. Bring on your wildly unsuccessful boycott you shrieking harridans.

  • BobSF_94117

    a few of those couples — none of which involved a main character — were same s*x.

    Just to be clear, I think it’s a little gross when two people, even if they’re a couple, use the same musical instrument, especially a wind one, but it’s really none of my business.

    • Snarkaholic

      True…wooden reeds are seething cauldrons of bacteria!

    • Ore Carmi

      “a few of those couples… were same six…” So… three couples, yeah?

  • penpal

    One Million Moms hasn’t had an orgasm in 25 years and the idea of children being happy makes them furious.

    • David Walker

      The idea of children learning real stuff is even worse. For some reason, she expects less from Disney.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Aunt Lydia… Your slip is showing… Ten lashes.

  • Hank

    It has been 24 hours, since it was announced. What took HER so long to respond??

  • Michael R

    Does this Disney work feature anal penetration ?
    Or is someone a hysterical ninny ?

    • Natty Enquirer

      No, but you might see a bl*wj*b in the background.

      • Snarkaholic

        “Black person with a job? We can’t have that…it will expose our lie that ‘those people’ are all lazy bums!” ~Monica, probably

    • Todd20036

      I’ve always wondered about Mickey and Donald

  • teedofftaxpayer

    They’ve attacked this show without the episode even airing. It’s censorship pure and simple. I’m waiting for them to attack Will and Grace. They’re nothing more than a bunch of frustrated old biddies.

    • Gianni

      Now listen. Those old biddies are trying their best to protect the children of America from…from…….from…..reality, for heaven’s sake.

      • David Walker

        I absolutely agree. Everyone should be protected from reality TV. There’s nothing worse than reality TV. Oh, reality . Sorry.

  • Gretchen

    “In a first for the Disney Channel, the show “Andi Mack” will spend an hour focusing on one of the main characters coming out as gay. Young teen Cyrus Goodman is a key member in the program’s cast. During the season two premiere, he’ll make Disney Channel history as he grapples with his feelings for another boy. And in subsequent episodes, he’ll work these feelings out along with having a new girlfriend.”

    One Miserable Mom intends that paragraph as something negative and scary. I read that paragraph and think, “Well, that’s awesome. Kids need to have positive peer examples in media.” I think I know why there is a difference in interpretation: I am not an evil bitch.

  • These unshaven twats should stick to PTA meetings and bake sales.

    • Hank

      Heavens, such Misogyny!!! Have you been listening to Herr Drumpf??? /s

    • David Gervais

      That’s a terrible idea. The people who attend PTA meetings are trying to make schools better for the students. They should not have to cope with such obstructive people.

    • clay

      Man, don’t be hating on the public hair.

    • Snarkaholic

      They CAN’T…a GAY might buy one of their cakes…and then they’d join said gay…on a rocket ship to hell!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Gustav2

      The family sense of humor.

    • And as one, the entire human race simultaneously face-palms…

      • Even people in comas and fetuses in wombs.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    M’eh, 1 insipid mom has a hissy fit…seriously Monica, no one cares what you think.

    • David Walker

      It could be interesting to see how much income Only Marry Millionaires generates for that particular family institute.

  • HZ81


    I hate these kunts.

  • boobert

    I thought today’s big story would be the Kennedy release. What are they waiting for, prime time? Like Al Capone’s vault, lol.

    • Lazycrockett

      There’s like 3000 pages with lots of different coded names used. Its gonna take a while to figure out what the pages say.

    • Lazycrockett
      • Ah, I see you’ve posted this already. Great minds. 😉

    • Gianni

      I remember that. The big buildup had me anxiously waiting to watch and see what Big Al had tucked away in this own secret vault. What a flop that was! 🙂

      • David Walker

        Geraldo’s greatest moment.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Their new Star Wars movie comes out in Dec. Somehow I don’t think Disney is particularly frightened by Monica’s hand wringing. Even if the movie sucks it’ll break the freakin bank. Early ticket sales almost crashed Fandango’s website, slowing it to a crawl.

    • Gustav2

      BTW, just try to call your cable company to tell them to take just the Disney Channel off your bill.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen.

        • E.J.

          They would have to boycott ESPN as well plus all the A&E network stations (50% owned by Disney)

    • Lazycrockett

      Thor is out next weekend so Yeah Disney don’t care.

  • Friday’s_cat

    Hey if the Fundywackers boycott it means shorter lines!

    • clay

      (one third of one percent shorter line, at best, sorry)

  • Mike

    It’s more from the One Million Cupcakes, trying to shut down free speech because it offends their delicate sensibilities, and because it makes babyjebus cry.

    Hey Bill Maher, why don’t you go after these anti-free speech snowflakes for a change and lay off the good guys for a while.

    • CB

      No. It’s because she’s being paid to do it.

  • -M-

    High school crushes are adult content🙄

  • Gigi

    Listen “ladies,” you either support the First Amendment or your don’t. If you believe that a business owner should be able to refuse to serve a same-sex couple based on his so-called “deeply held religious beliefs” then you should also support the right of the Disney Channel to tell the story of a young boy coming out to his family and friends. They have the freedom to express themselves just as you have the right to attempt to shove your Talibangelist BS down our throats.

    • Tulle Christensen

      Look, you are free to say whatever you want as long as it is sometime 1MM agrees with

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
  • jpinphx

    Are they still boycotting Target?

  • Mike C.

    I just filled out a form on the OMM site that’s supposed to be used to “report trash,” i.e. television programs that show “adult content” like kids coming out — Oh, the horror! — I used it to send OMM a note thanking them for letting me know that Disney is FINALLY showing an openly gay teen. More of this please, Disney!!!!!

    • Friday’s_cat

      Fill it out for Fox and Friends and Sean the Bogtrotter.

    • Snarkaholic

      Did you report Pat Robertson’s show as trash?

  • Lawerence Collins

    Who didn’t see this coming! This is family friendly programming

    • Lizard

      Gay people kissing is as “family-friendly” as straight people kissing.

      • Lawerence Collins

        Yes, it is. That’s what I meant

  • Lizard

    *clicks stopwatch*

    Wow, only six hours and thirty minutes! Impressive! I used to think Monica Cole as just a hateful bigot, but now I see she’s a hateful bigot with no life!

  • clay

    Riiiight, because puberty is only for adults.


  • another_steve

    LGBT characters on TV are good for business. Young people like it. They expect it. They tune in and buy the sponsors’ products.

    Pray with me, brethren…

    All praise and glory to thee, O God of American Capitalism. You shall set us free.

    • Todd20036

      Yeah but only if we can see dick!

  • Pizza009

    The same what? You are literally so obsessed and frightened that you are scared of saying it.

    • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

      I think you meant S*x. Remember the E in S*x is for Evil!

      • Jonathan Smith

        I thought it was for Extacy……..

    • Lizard

      She blanked out “nude” once as “n*de.” I mean, honestly.

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    Parents, turn off Disney and change the channel to TLC where your kids can view wholesome family television, like the Duggar’s shows.

    Or maybe distract your kids with getting Passion of the Christ on Netflix? Nothing like violent sadism to keep your children’s innocent minds free from the horror of the Disney channel.

  • Jonathan Smith

    i just submitted 1MM as trash on their website.
    wont do anything,
    made me FEEL BETTER.

  • TexasBoy

    What?! There are gay teens?! OMG, what a world, what a world!

    I think this One Miserable Mom needs to just fly away on her broom.

    • Snarkaholic

      She might need to utilize the handle in a different way.

  • Gianni

    I like the way Monica sends her announcements to Joe and this site. She obviously loves to see how we then attack her and what a priss she is. Won’t even spell out legit words if they are associated with sex/the human body/or bodily functions in some way or another. It’s amazing that someone can be that uptight. Does Monica get a salary for leading this questionably large group of hate mongers? I’m reasonably certain that she and her minions all suffer from severe asshole clenching to the degree that muscle relaxants are likely routinely received from their gyno’s.

    • Natty Enquirer

      What makes you think there’s a group? It’s probably a slobbering youth pastor in the church basement with an internet connection.

      • Gianni

        🙂 You’re right, I’m sure. I just like to be snarky when it comes to Monica and her supposed bunch of twats.

        • Snarkaholic

          I’ll bet her gynecologist is a woman…and Monica LOVES going for WEEKLY checkups (just to be on the safe side(!)

          • geoffalnutt

            She had her crotch sewn shut. She pees out her nose.

    • Snarkaholic

      I think they earn money by selling the diamonds that form inside their asses, due to that level of hydraulic pressure.

      • Gianni

        😀 Good thing Donnie is hell bent on reviving the coal industry!

  • coram nobis

    Contradictions: they talk about … children’s innocence. Wow, have they ever heard middle-schoolers talk among themselves?

    Also they’re talking about adult content. The character in question is supposed to be what, 13? Hardly an adult.

    • Natty Enquirer

      “Heterosexual attraction is natural and pure and innocent. Homosexual attraction is an adult perversion and vice.”

  • vorpal 😼

    These women are n*ts.

    When I was 11 and had a massive crush on another guy, it was not “adult fare,” as they call it. It was the same goddamn thing that any other pre-teen experiences.

  • Mickey Bitsko

    I predict that in fifteen years the show will still be on the air, the actors will still be playing teens, and OMM will still be bottom feeding for money. (^_-)—☆

  • anne marie in philly

    cripes, the one miserable mom can’t even spell SEX. STFU, bitch!

    • coram nobis

      Maybe the word wasn’t sex. There may be a plotline where the boys join the school band and have a same-sax relationship.

      • Gianni

        Would be really cool if the next time Monica distributes one of her alerts to protect the children, that instead of dropping the E in sex, she spells it SAX. Like killing two burds with one stone! Plus, you’d have been her inspiration. 🙂

        • coram nobis

          Yes, and thus normal sax attraction would be between one tenor and one alto sax.

          • Gianni

            🙂 Oh my! Sax-on-sax sax? Same sax intimacy? Monica couldn’t handle that and she’d really make sure the children would be protected from any saxual suggestiveness.

          • coram nobis

            I’m sure they’re ok if it’s between an alto and tenor sax. But a tenor and bass sax? Or two tenor sax contact?

      • anne marie in philly


  • Jack

    I can’t help but feel that their mothers (?) were aghast when Uhuru and Kirk kissed.

  • Igby

    I’ll be sure to watch it.

  • Tom Furgas

    The supposed “innocence” of children is a laugh. Ms. Cole is fooling herself in her never-ending efforts to ascribe such sweetness and light to the tender young ones. She’s living in a fantasy world. Most 7-year olds know more about s*x than the rauchiest sailors on earth, and many of them cuss worse than sailors too.

  • xzargo

    The same six? The same sax? What in tarnation does she mean?

  • Bill Harnsberger

    These are people who think teaching the Bible—one of the most sadistic, slavery-promoting and polygamous books ever written—is for children. And the Lack of Self Awareness Trophy goes to….

    • Snarkaholic

      Yes, endless verses about foreskins, eating/drinking dung/piss, donkey-sized testicles…not to mention all of the filthy words like damn, whore, etc.

  • Avenger280

    (checks watch)… Well that didn’t take long

  • Jamie Wilson

    Because of all the hub-bub about this show, I watched the 1st 2 episodes, which aired a year ago. The gay kid is obviously gay from the very beginning. He is completely smitten with the other main boy character on the show. It’s not subtle. I’m surprised that no one in the media picked up on this. Obviously, the lone staffer who makes up 1MM wasn’t paying attention.

    Also, it’s ridiculous to refer to the gay kid as “adult content.” His dialogue and interactions with the rest of the cast are no different than that of the other characters. 1MM is really saying that the mere presence of gay people is quasi-pornographic.

    • -M-

      Which is why we’re not to be allowed in public.

      • RoFaWh

        Unless we wear burqahs. Pink burqahs at that.

        • geoffalnutt

          Okay. I’ll wear a pink burqah, but I must have matching cha cha heels!

  • kevin vincent

    Yes because it’s worked so well before! My god woman you can’t best the Mouse get over it,

  • justme

    It’s down to 25.728.moms..
    Your losing your grip…

  • Henry Auvil

    I’m just so grateful that my fabulous, accepting mom was not one of these lunatics.

  • fuzzybits
  • Mark_in_MN

    Sounds pretty family friendly to me.

    Oh, that’s right, these people live in a platonic family cave rather than being concerned with actual and real families who live in the actual and real world.

  • safari

    Having a more positive environment like this in high school would have made much difference in my life.

  • Itsatarp

    Has anyone else noticed every alert from One Million Moms could be reduced to the following, brief declaration:
    “There’s sand in our vaginas.”

  • aagold76 .

    it’s funny- they protest the shows aimed at adults- and here they slam it saying it should only be for adults- like they’d approve of that any more than this.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    “a few of those couples — none of which involved a main character — were same s*x.”

    Go clutch your homophobic pearls elsewhere, you thieving c*nt.

  • Ann Kah

    And of course we expect all “million” of them to sign the petition, right?

  • Grumpy Old Man
  • BartmanLA

    You think they actually expect to have a serious impact on the show? This was fully expected once the story line was announced. I knew they’d mobilize, all 10 of them to try to scare people with false and misleading accusations. Andi Mack is the #1 show on cable for the 13-15 teen demographic, I highly doubt this will change. The were renewed for a 2nd season very early on simply because they didn’t make this cookie cutter Disney fare and treated topics with a serious and thought provoking manner that appeals to today’;s young people.

  • WiMountainBear

    Um… Turn the channel you idiots! lol

  • Beto

    Gosh, those (two) women of one (not) milliom moms (with sexless lives) are so… can I say, predictables?

  • SDG

    If you were REALLY “faithful” you would not have TV, like the Amish!

  • Ore Carmi

    Season 2? You mean their prayers didn’t work this time?

    (Btw, thanks, 1MM: when’s that program airing again?)

  • fahvel

    what is meant by adult programming? I understand Segal films getting warning labels for viciousness and bad filming and his politics but what is wrong with kissing? “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause” must be eradicated!!!!! Damn, you folks in the usa have some really odd definitions when it comes to sex. Disembowel means over 10 can see it – a breast and it’s over 12. whew!

  • tesmith47

    THEY ARE ALL Black?

  • RickCabral

    “… same s*x.” ??? This woman really needs to get out more.

  • dcurlee

    What took them so long

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    One million moms, and not one of them has figured out yet how to change the channel.

  • Blake Jordan

    As if Disney has not “focus grouped” and whatever else this to death before they decided to go ahead…

  • Regan DuCasse

    Adult content? OMM’s typical hysterics rears again.
    Seriously, kids go through this. For real.
    A child will be gay, one out of ten at minimum. Their burgeoning sexuality in adolescence is serious and real.
    And NOT addressing it, factually, intellectually and compassionately…got a lot of youngsters dead.
    This is overdue. And OMM has to get the fuck over it!