Trump Launches $45 Pumpkin MAGA Hats

The New York Daily News reports:

Make Halloween Great Again. President Trump’s selling of orange jack-o’-lantern “Make America Great Again” hats is causing a social media frenzy. The orange “MAGA Pumpkin Hat,” which is “proudly made in the USA,” is being sold for $45 each, has a jack-o’-lantern’s face embroidered on the front and the President’s infamous campaign slogan written on the back, according to Trump’s apparel website.

  • Christopher

    Yeah, this is gonna be fun!
    I’m just here for the comments, because they’re going to be EPIC.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    I would have been scarier if they had just put Trump’s face on it, but they’d have needed a deeper orange dye.

  • Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Made in America, what a novel concept for Trump merchandise.

    By the way, my ITMFA stickers have shown up and are now proudly on the back of my vehicles.

  • Kevin Perez

    Irony is dead.

    • greenmanTN

      Not just dead, it’s decomposed.

      • TuuxKabin

        And beginning to smell.

  • Tawreos

    He is going to have a rainbow of these fucking hats and the Trumpites will buy every one of them.

    • Todd20036

      Let them waste their money

  • downtownla

    Putting aside the fact that Halloween is Satan’s holiday, I have a feeling that Trump will be the first President to appear on QVC hawking his jewelry.

    • According to one of the whackos JMG posted one time, Halloween is “Satan’s Birthday.” I hope you got Satan a nice present!

  • Stogiebear

    Just wait for this year’s MAGA Christmas tree ornament. It will be tasteful.

  • AJ Drew

    Remember when Obama marketed a hat and the model was ostracized from ever working again? No? Yeah, I don’t either.

    • andrew

      Oh yeah, he wore a tan suit once.

      • AJ Drew

        Oh fook, I forgot about that! /s

  • OdieDenCO

    $45 for a hat that cost less the $2 to make. Make Aurum Gobs of Aurum!

    • Todd20036

      And you know those hats weren’t actually made in America.

      • Make Overseas Manufacturing Great Again!

      • ColdCountry

        Mexico IS part of America.

  • Rex

    It’s been Halloween since the orange pumpkin took up residence in DC on Jan. 20.

  • Bluto

    All hail the pumpkin spice dotard.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Oh honey, too easy.

    • AJ Drew

      So true, but, here we are commenting.

    • Todd20036

      Who, me?

  • glass

    I want to know where the “Merry Christmas” MAGA hats are? I mean we have all been saying Merry Christmas everyday since trump became president right? Right?
    Trump IS a pumpkin, he’s HUUUUGE and he is orange. And he is worth 4.5 Rubles.
    So there.
    And Merry Christmas.
    And fuck you!

    • lymis

      And, like a pumpkin, the longer he sits around, the more rotten he gets.

      • Todd20036

        Are you suggesting we make Trump into a pie?

        • Bluto

          Pumpkins are a fruit, right? Dear anita does love fruit pies & she hasn’t had 1 ‘delivered’ in awhile.

          • Robincho

            It was forty years ago just the other day, I believe… The greatest day in kitchen culinary history…

  • Todd20036

    I think it’s awfully nice for the gullible idiots who make up Trump’s base to advertise themselves as gullible idiots by spending $45 on a $20 hat.

    … followed by wearing the obnoxious looking thing that will look even more obnoxious come November 1.

    • ColdCountry

      You couldn’t even wear it hunting; someone might blow your head off.

      • Todd20036

        Yeah. “Accidentally”.

  • lymis

    Trump has already started commenting on the War on Christmas. You know damn well there will be “Merry Christmas” MAGA hats – and likely other equally tasteless garbage – announced any minute.

    • Todd20036

      And they’ll be a hideous red and green color that’ll make Christmas sweaters look tasteful.

      • David Walker

        THAT’s gonna take some work.

        • boatboy_srq

          This is Lord Dampnut we’re talking about. That kind of tastelessness is effortless.

  • Jesus everything is a cheap sales gimmick with him. With a huge markup.

    • boatboy_srq

      Says something about his other enterprises, dunnit?

    • KarenAtFOH

      Those lawyer bills aren’t going to pay themselves.

    • LaChatSayWha

      I suspect that the profits from his current presidential grafting make up the only liquid funds he can get his hands on.

  • 2guysnamedjoe
  • Bluto

    Stand up & say merry fucking christmas, you sons of bitches! MAGA

    • On Christmas greetings:

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Oh you just know Trump is gonna offer MAGA Xmas hats.
      Anything for a buck.

      • boatboy_srq

        Don’t joke: the hats are probably better for the bottom line than the hotels/casinos.

  • greenmanTN

    I’d rather douche with cinnamon heavy pumpkin spice than wear that thing.

    • Todd20036


  • Acronym Jim

    How appropriate. Anybody who still supports the asshole has the brains of a pumpkin.

  • DaddyRay

    Have they tried selling Trump Snake Oil yet?

    • carrot festival


  • Uncle Mark

    “All hail our gourd overlord…now at the low..low patriotic price of $45.”
    Clearly no one in that family has any taste. Who would hand a huge portrait of their scowling father/father-in-law?

    • olandp

      “Gourd overlord”, I like that!

      • boatboy_srq

        I prefer “Overgourd” myself.

  • lattebud

    Great… Pumpkin…. Hello the Estate of Charles Schultz, think you have a lawsuit here.

    • Leo Tallant

      I would really like to see Jean Schulz (his wife) go after some of these commercial uses of sparky’s property but right now I think the family is trying to recover. Both she and Schulz’s son lost their homes in our recent fires. Some irreplaceable memorabilia is lost forever. Luckily we still have the museum etc.

  • BearEyes

    But his fundie base is opposed to anything not perceived as xtian.
    Let their heads explode over this.

    • andrew

      Yep, a lot of the fundies view Halloween as a Satanic celebration. 666 for Donnie.

  • Friday’s_cat

    Fundie christians sold out for $45 a pop.

    • Oh, Parker

      None of them ever had any real convictions.

      • Friday’s_cat

        Hope Mueller can change that.

      • David Walker

        …except for a couple of preachers here and there.

    • boatboy_srq

      That’s inflation – and the silver valuation rate – for you.

  • Tawreos

    I think the most surprising thing about the hats is the amount of people that pay $45 to advertise that they are an idiot. I can advertise I am an idiot for free ( see my comment history for proof)

    • Annerdr

      I follow you because I love your comments. So put that in your pipe and sit on it. Or something.

      • Tawreos

        Some of them are good, and some of them I have no idea what the hell I was trying to say =)

        • David Walker

          You, too?

  • TuuxKabin
  • Halou

    $45, eh?
    They must really pay their Chinese child labourers well.

  • Christopher
  • Rebecca Gardner

    I’ll pass

  • Halou

    I don’t know what is trashier, the hat or the thing wearing it.

    • boatboy_srq


  • DaddyRay

    Probably the largest sales will be to late night comedians

  • Michael R
  • Uncle Mark
    • boatboy_srq

      The “matching jumpsuit” is choice.

  • bambinoitaliano

    The fucking moron has turn his presidency into one giant shopping network.

    • boatboy_srq

      It’s all self-aggrandizement and self-enrichment, and he knows no other way than retail.

  • fastlanestranger

    As classy as the people who supported this chump.

  • andrew

    The Trumps are like the Kardashians, but without the class.

  • William

    Is all this crap available in the White House Gift Shop at the end of the tour?

  • alc2018 this only happened after I leaked out how my ginger slip extra small thong is trimmed in the same orange as my turtleneck onesie, -copycat bitches!

  • netxtown

    I just love Smashing Pumpkins….
    …just saying…

  • Dean Cameron

    We’re making it Legal to say “Happy Hallowe’en” again!

  • ByronK

    Great, now we know what Trump’s face would look like if someone shoved a flashlight up his ass.

    • boatboy_srq



  • normadesmond

    If you give me one, I’ll gladly shit in it.

  • boatboy_srq

    Make Pumpkin Pi Again.

  • CB

    I didn’t know emoluments came in Fun Size.

  • JustDucky
  • Uncle Mark

    It’s tragic when the pumpkin-face on Lara’s head is much better looking than the face below it

  • Harveyrabbit
  • Paula

    Oh, please let this be a big seller. I would pay to see the trumpies walk around in hats like this. They’d be too stupid to know how ridiculous they look.

  • clay

    I want to make a joke about target practice and flame orange, but Joe would remove my post if I did.

  • Dubito et cogitare

    Fools and their money…

  • Tor

    But don’t the conservachristers think Halloween is a satanic holiday?

    • Bad Tom

      Yeah, but their ethics are totes negotiable.

      • Tor

        You can say that again.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Have we ever had a president who is constantly shrilling for money like this ? I mean it feels like every week its a salespitch for another piece of crap Trump hat or other tinket. Btw, the MAGA hat is the now the most douchest hat you can wear, beating a Triby and T-Shirt.

    • LaChatSayWha

      No, we haven’t. His compatriots aren’t the other Presidents, no matter how flawed man you of them were. His comrades are the evangelical grifters: same hate, same extraordinary ugliness, same trashy overpriced merchandise that lacks even the tiniest mote of quality or style.

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        Exactly, even our worse presidents did something or at least one thing postive. Trump hasnt done one thing postive, he cant because hes has no empathy for human beings or anyone but himself. He cant even fucking make a phone call to a grieivng widow without screwing it up.

  • Bert_Bauer

    Look for them to appear soon en masse at Goodwill and Salvation Army stores nationwide (marked down to 25 cents because who wants a nasty used hat from a Trumpanzee?).

  • -M-

    Third-tier YouTubers have better merch.

  • JAKvirginia

    Come to my house on Halloween wearing one? No treats for YOU!

    (HEY! You blew 45 bucks on that stupid hat. Buy your own damn candy!)

  • JWC

    Oh Fuck there is a shill in the white house

  • boobert

    I see the family resemblance !

  • kareemachan

    WAIT, isn’t Halloween a SATANIC holiday!!!1!! What will the kwazy xtians think about this?

    PS – congrats, Lara. You’re showing your true colors here, and they are as money-gobbling as the rest of the drumpsters.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    …and the con on America continues….

  • Piet

    Every time a new tRump product comes out, I shake my head in wonder. How can they be so firmly fixed on a path toward the lowest common design choices, I ask myself. It’s a mystery to me. I would think, like the fable of the hundred monkeys, that they’d accidentally stray into good taste at least once. Maybe we just have to wait. A long, long time.

  • LaChatSayWha

    The regular cheapshit red MAGGOT hats are priced at $45 & made in China. What do you want to bet that to retain the same margin they had these made in American prisons?

    I mean look at the shoddy hideous piece of shit. Less greedy organizations manage to sell attractive and well-made New Era hats for the same price. But grifters gotta grift and tacky-ass fashion disasters gotta disaster. I am surprised he hasn’t released a shiny gold lamé version but he’s probably saving that for New Years.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Anything for a buck.

  • Gianni

    I’m almost sure there’ll be a Christmas hat and, if so, it will definitely have Merry Christmas written across the front. After all, Donnie is going to have everyone say Merry Christmas again, we have the presidential permission. The Christmas hat will likely be $50+.

  • Tom Chicago

    excuse me, this hat is HOW MUCH? It is a GOP hat, clearly: high cost and scant content. Like the NO CARE healthcare plan.

  • DonnaLee

    Just when you think the bar can’t go any lower, you find out they started on the second floor, and there’s a basement still to go.