Kid Rock Confesses Senate Bid Was A Prank

After dozens and dozens of fawning profiles across Teabagistan, today Kid Rock confesses that his Senate candidacy was a prank.

The Detroit Free Press reports:

Mocking people who took the idea seriously, Kid Rock said Tuesday morning he’s not running for U.S. Senate. “Fuck no, I’m not running for Senate. Are you kidding me?” Rock said on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show. “Who couldn’t figure that out? I’m releasing a new album. I’m going on tour too. Are you fucking shitting me?” Rock’s new album, “Sweet Southern Sugar,” will be released Nov. 3, Stern said at the start of a wide-ranging interview that tackled Rock’s wealth, his distaste for the music business and his 2018 tour plans.