NRA Goes Full Violent Fascism In New Clip: Don’t Think We’ll Let You Get Away With Insulting Trump [VIDEO]

The Hill reports:

The National Rifle Association (NRA) claims in a new video that President Trump and his supporters are being subjected to the most “ruthless” attack against a U.S. president and his supporters in the history of the country.

“We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president and the people who voted for him, and the free system that allowed it to happen, in American history,” Loesch says at the beginning of the video. Scenes of anti-Trump protesters and an image the Capitol flash on screen as Loesch continues, ripping in to Trump’s “hateful” critics.

“From the highest levels of government, to their media, universities and billionaires, their hateful defiance of his legitimacy is an insult to each of us,” she continues. “But the ultimate insult is that they think we’re so stupid that we’ll let them get away with it.”

From Death And Taxes:

Did you know that the New York Times makes the president look stupid? Did you know that NFL players are taking a knee during the National Anthem? DID YOU KNOW that a montage of protest footage accompanied by dramatic music can make pretty much anyone feel an impending sense of doom?

Folks, welcome to the paranoid fever dreams of the new NRA, who released this extremely regular video, entitled “The Ultimate Insult,” on its NRA TV channel this week. The clip, narrated by spokeswoman Dana Loesch, is next-level shit.

The NRA scaring the shit out of its members to drive up gun sales is hardly an innovative strategy for the organization, though this new video series seems far more Alex Jones than Charlton Heston.

  • The_Wretched

    Dana Loesch is full on hatepron. The only way she could kick it up a notch would be to trample small animals to death at the same time.

    “so they can build their utopia from the ashes” ; lovely line, keep in mind it’s 100% projection with these folks.

    • Bad Tom

      Yes. That is exactly what they want to do.

    • Falconlights

      Don’t give her any ideas!

  • Bring it, bitch.

  • Ninja0980

    This bitch must have been living under a rock when Obama was being called a monkey, Muslim, illegal immigrant and more.

    • Treant

      Well, no. They were saying it. Which means it’s Free Speech, bitch. This is…different because…shut up you faggot, that’s why.

    • kaydenpat

      And his wife and children were attacked. But they’re blah so who cares.

    • clay

      Your example is certainly timely, though I was going to go with Lincoln– you know, a murderous war, copperhead terrorism, an actual assassination, etc.

      • Steve Teeter

        I’ve seen some of the things the South published about Lincoln both before and during the war. Donnie’s getting off easy.

        • clay

          It wasn’t just the South. The Copperhead newspaper editors in Chicago openly called for Lincoln’s assassination for bringing “contraband” (captured / emancipated Africans) into Illinois. Their fans sniped and bombed Union troops.

  • Treant

    Welp, that’s it, they finally show their true colors. Fascist level support for a fascist.

    This looks more like a threat to the Republican Congresspeople who aren’t voting the party line. They’re in far more danger than I am, here in a blue section of Pennsylvania that already detests the Russian-owned daughterfucker in the White House.

  • JoeMyGod
    • Treant

      That’s a fuckin’ huge badge of honor.

      • lattebud

        And I bet Sheriff David’s Clarke doesn’t have that badge

    • Lawerence Collins

      This country is in dire peral.
      It desperately need strong progressive leadership.
      I know Bernie Sanders isn’t popular here. But he’s been busting his ass for the working poor and middle class. Since 1962. There are many videos of him fighting against injustice for decades.
      Trump must be stopped. The budget that they just passed is going to kill people like me.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Maybe so, but the obstinate left chose Trump by proxy just as if they had voted for him directly, so…..you live with the consequences accordingly.

        • Lawerence Collins

          I took the advice of a well trusted progressive news source and voted for Hillary’s more subtle corruption.
          That is the cold hard dirty reality some couldn’t fathom.
          A question for you. Why did Hillary abandon left leaning voters, in favor of moderate republicans?
          Do you remember the, ‘for every progressive we lose, we’ll pick up x number of moderate republicans, line’?
          And why this election are we blaming voters and not the candidate for not going after left leaning voters?!? That never been the position of true leadership.
          Good Saturday to you.

      • AC

        Fuck Lawrence Collins

        • Bad Tom

          Blocked long ago.

          • GayOldLady

            I blocked him during the Presidential election. He’s a flaming ratfucker and probably a Russian ratfucker at that.

        • pch1013

          It’s “Lawerence.” Stupid pro-Russian troll can’t even spell its own fake name.

          • Bad Tom

            Well. People can spell their names how they please. Seriously, that’s legal. If people don’t get the pronunciation they prefer because their name is spelled weird, that’s their problem.
            ——-
            Unless the name misspelling is plain fraud, as we’ve seen with some twitter accounts. In that situation, one account is masquerading as another. This doesn’t appear to be the case here.

            What if he had called himself:

            Lawerence Collins’); DROP TABLE COMMENTS;

            Like little Bobby Tables?

          • olandp

            Lawerence Collins, pronounced “as-hōl”.

          • vorpal 😼

            Hahahaha this reminds me of a fight I had with my fourth grade teacher back when I was nine.

            She was a profoundly unhappy person, and I hated her so much.

            The previous year, I had had an excellent teacher who really encouraged my creative writing. He was unfortunately an alcoholic who got drunk one night and passed out outside in the winter after losing his house keys in a snowbank, and had to be hospitalized for severe frostbite for a few months. Every week I would write him a Choose Your Own Adventure story and bring it to him in the hospital and he always looked forward to it.

            She, on the other hand, tried to squash our creativity: she would assign us very specific “creative writing” tasks that had very little room for imagination.

            I wrote one about a white cat named “Marshmellow.” She used her red pen, and meticulously scratched out every instance of Marshmellow (dozens) and replaced them with “Marshmallow.”

            When I got the paper back, she had deducted marks for spelling on that basis. I was furious and raised my hand. She called on me and I stood up and said, “I see you’ve said that I spelled my protagonist’s name wrong. Given that it’s a proper noun, it’s not possible for it to be misspelled.”

            The look she gave me probably curdled all the milk in a few miles’ radius of the school, but she grudgingly gave me back the deducted marks.

            Somehow, I don’t think I was her favourite student.

          • Bad Tom

            Also, “Marshmellow” is a really cute name for a white cat.

          • vorpal 😼

            Thanks :-).

            The incongruity between the spelling of her name and the spelling of the white fluffy treat was unintentional, but as she was kind of a dramatic imaginary cat (based on a stuffed animal that I had at the time), just happened to work on an ironically fun level!

          • Miji

            I went to college with a Cassie (pronounced Casey) who would always get pissy whenever someone would mispronounce her name, to which we would respond that it was no one else’s fault that her mom was stupid.

          • vorpal 😼

            I’m surprised he didn’t write “perдl.”
            Is Betsy DeVos also in charge of the education system in Russia?

            Also sentence fragments. Are fun. He seems. To like them.

        • Todd20036

          I blocked the Berned Bros. They voted for Trump by proxy, even if they never own up to it.

      • Paula
        • Lawerence Collins

          I’m defective, I care to much about everything. It’s been a stone around my neck for decades. I used to be a huge Clinton’s supporter. Then I rediscovered Mr. Bernie Sanders. I’d seen a piece on him in the seventies. He was mayor I believe of Burlington Vt. He’d turned the city around. He had people from other country’s looking to him for advice.
          I forced myself to take a real look at what Hillary’s Record. I don’t hate her. I don’t like her record and how she’s handled herself. I’d love a true progressive woman President. I’d vote former Clinton supporter, Nina Turner right now! She currently runs Our Revolution and her own pod cast.

      • Lizard

        “Trump must be stopped.”

        No shit, jackass. Maybe you should have listened when we said this eleven months ago!

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Yeah thanks bernie for all of your hard work…..

      • JustDucky
        • Lawerence Collins

          How totally short sided and wrong you are.
          Please educate me. Where do you derive your opinions from? Where do you get your news from?
          No one ever answers this question

          • JustDucky

            sighted*

            Happy to help: Anyone who refused to vote in the general election or who voted third party (in swing states) because Bernie wasn’t the democratic nominee contributed to the election of Donald Trump. That is a mathematical fact in our “winner take all” system.

            I derive my opinions from a combination of a priori and a posteriori knowledge. I read a lot, mostly nonfiction, and I analyze all new information and then adjust my a posteriori knowledge accordingly.

            In no particular order, I get my news from: Science, Nature, The New Yorker, The Atlantic, The Nation, The Washington Post, The New York Times, Al Jazeera, CBC, The Guardian, BBC, and NPR. I also get news from cause-specific sources like World Wildlife Fund, Natural Resources Defense Council, and Joe My God.

            Your turn.

          • Eddie Besketti

            I think he thinks you walk with a limp. One of your legs is shorted than the other. that would make you short sided.

      • JT

        You should have thought more about that during the election and let that motivate you.

      • olandp

        We are in desperate of spelling lessons.

        • Lawerence Collins

          So, you agree with me. Other then need, should be needs. Peril, not peral. Wishing you all the happiness and joy. I can’t be afraid of any of you. I used to be you.
          I’m not any better, just aware of the fraud being perpetrated by both sides.

    • JT

      The loesch of the low.

    • Clive Johnson

      I assume I’ll be getting my blocked notice shortly after the comment I just sent.

    • DN

      Poor fuckin’ snowflake.

    • seant426

      The zenith of compliment.

    • KP

      Loesch reminds me of one of those old boxers that got hit in the face once too often.

  • Michael R
    • kaydenpat

      Lol. He’s trying to figure out what the crazy lady is saying. That’s exactly how I feel, Doggy.

    • lattebud

      Or “Do I need to take the keys away again?”

    • TampaDink

      “Human, please!”

    • David Walker

      A doggy “what the fuck”? Love it!

  • Nic Peterson

    What’s with the sister wife just out of the shower hair don’t?

    • BlindBill

      It is the GOP obedient woman uniform …just like all the White House women . Long hair down (to hide facelift scars?), full makeup, and a dress or skirt ….

  • DreadPikathulhu

    It can, and it is, happening here.

    • kaydenpat

      Yep, that novel was pretty good in predicting much of what we’re seeing now.

      • Bad Tom

        I have it on my Kindle.
        And I’m afraid to read it.

        • kaydenpat

          It’s an excellent read. A little scary given our current administration but kind of hopeful too since the protagonist resists the fascist government.

          • Paula

            Doremus Jessup can never die.
            🙂

          • kaydenpat

            Amen to that.

  • Leo

    Sales are down and they know the demos that will respond to this and buy more.
    It ain’t “coloreds”. It’s bubba that doesn’t calculate a drone can annihilate whatever insurrection stockpile they’ve amassed in the basement.

  • kaydenpat

    She’s not scaring anyone. We will continue to resist this horrific administration with its constant lying and fascist tendencies.

  • KCMC
    • The_Wretched

      Happy endings?

      • Blake J Butler

        Aim for either the mouth or the sorry excuse for a cock.

        • Tawreos

          They can find the mouth so that is the most likely target

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      So…um….yeah….I had fun with these….

      https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/921477323681095683

    • safari

      There was an artist at one point that had an entire collection of such pictures as part of a protest piece.

      • KCMC

        Yep, she’s Florida artist.
        Nailed amosexual fetishism.

    • JW Swift

      Is it wrong that I want the guy in the top pic to have his mouth on a part of my anatomy that vaguely resembles a gun barrel? (And yes, I’m aware that it’s a drawing, not an actual pic, but still, the guy’s gorgeous.)

      • KCMC

        Not wrong. Artist aiming for hot fetish.

  • Michael R

    From the bitch who engineered the whole ” Memories Pizza ” fiasco

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    BRING IT

  • shellback
  • Ninja0980

    Dana claimed she had to just move out of her old home because of threats.
    I’m sure this will make her new neighbors love her.

  • Joe in PA
    • Professor Barnhardt

      Hahahahahaha. Thanks.

      • Joe in PA

        I like because you know that Jack would totally do that. 🙂

    • pj

      well trained. good boy.

    • Dagoril

      What a good puppy! Who’s a good puppy? You are!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • shivadog

      So that makes two morons in cowboy hats making fun of her for wearing a cowboy hat. Conservatives are not good at self-awareness.

      • CottonBlimp

        Literally doesn’t matter when you’re pandering to other stupid fucks with no self awareness.

  • HZ81

    Haahahaha!!! Shut it, Dana! He’s not legitimate.

    And you are SOOOO stupid. And racist. And you’re a fucking liar.

  • another_steve

    Professional lobbyists worldwide should look to the NRA as the gold standard in their profession.

    The NRA is evil and Satan, but it’s perhaps the most efficient and effective lobbying organization on Planet Earth today.

  • kelven

    “But the ultimate insult is that they think we’re so stupid that we’ll let them get away with it.” Right back at cha, Dana.

  • ErikDC

    Tokyo Rose, Baghdad Bob, and Dana Loesch walk into a bar…

    (write the rest of the joke)

    • coram nobis

      … and say hello to George Creel, who says the Wilson Administration pioneered their schtick.

    • pch1013

      Rose: “Midori and soda, please.”
      Dana: “Fuck you, Jap!” *shoots Rose*
      Bob: “Pomegranate juice, please.”
      Dana: “Fuck you, raghead!” *shoots Bob*
      Bartender: “What’ll it be, ma’am?”
      Dana: “A White Russian.” *shoots herself*

      OK, I won’t quit my day job…

  • bkmn

    I have no doubt they are getting the morons ready to take to arms if Trump is impeached or even indicted.

  • JWC

    call them what they are A TERROIST GROUP

    • Joe in PA

      Exactly, put hijab on that one and watch the fireworks. 🙁

  • Statistics Palin

    Dana Loesch is an aneurism waiting to happen.

    • JWC

      she looks like Katrina Pierson’s evil and dummer twin

      • agcons

        Now there’s a sobering idea.

  • JCF

    OT: I’m escaping the madness for the weekend, off to Redwood Country (Sonoma County: hopefully today’s rain has put out the fire—at any rate not close/downwind, from where I’ll be) for my annual choir retreat. No politics, only trees & music! Ah!

    Adios mis amigos, catch Sunday night!

    • PickyPeckersaurus

      Have fun and be safe out there! XO

    • Gustav2

      Have a good time, my weekend will be spent getting the house ready for next week’s guests.

    • Joe in PA

      Have a good time.

    • pch1013

      Yay! Choir retreat!

      Unfortunately, the camp where my chorus normally has its retreats, which is also in Sonoma County, burned down. 🙁

      • Bad Tom

        Awwww, man! Hugs to you, too.

      • JCF

        Sorry to hear that, pch. 🙁 The camp next door to ours, is being used to house (I’m guessing) visiting fire crews. Friday night, the fire trucks were lined up like sardines!

        • pch1013

          Firemen too? 😀

          Was this at one of the camps along Bohemian Highway?

          • JCF

            Yes. Our choir always has a Friday night dinner at the Union Hotel in Occidental, and the banquet room there was hosting firefighters (betting their dinners were comped!). Firefighters staying at Alliance; my choir at Westminster Woods.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Sing out, Louise!”

    • liondon#iamnotatraitor

      Can you sing Stairway to heaven?

      • JCF

        Not from memory. My air guitar is solid though!

    • Paula

      Bring marshmallows, just in case.

  • PickyPeckersaurus
    • Joe in PA

      Good grief, that could actually be real. 🙁

      • WitlessProtection

        Don’t bet on it..

    • justme

      ..and it will help keep dad off your…

  • Jerry Kott

    What the fuck was that? Is she talking about Earth?

    • The_Wretched

      2nd US civil war

      • Jerry Kott

        I believe this is all scare tactics. It will only be a few days until we see a video of the 3 arrested in Gainesville weeping as a trio. This is a unhinged fringe.

        • The_Wretched

          I agree, they are marketing a fantasy world and reality is still slapping hem upside the head. A big part of the problem, however, is that the gaslighting from the alt-right alt-reality bubble has ~ 50% of republicans more or less thinking she’s right.

  • JustDucky
  • pch1013

    So here we have an NRA spokes-terrorist parroting the words of a hostile foreign dictator.

    And they call *us* unpatriotic.

  • carrot festival

    I wonder how much Putin had to pay for that ad?

    • kelven

      No joke, I’m really starting to think Russia is in fact a big $upporter of the NRA.

      • edrex

        i think you’re on to something.

  • Megrim Twist

    Gaze into the eyes of a genuine terrorist.

  • dbishop75

    8 fucking years of racist and obstructive practices by the GOP against Obama….8 FUCKING YEARS!

  • Blake J Butler
    • safari

      Amosexuals

      • Falconlights

        I can’t find it, but there was a great GIF of this ammosexual doing pelvic thrusts and every time he did one his pistol would fire.

    • Bad Tom

      Notice: No ass action.
      ——-
      -5 points, unimaginative.

      • edrex

        to be fair, in order to insert a gun up their asses, they’d need to remove their heads.

    • EdA

      I think that they’re better off blowing their penis extenders.

    • MichaelJ

      …or have your gun fuck you. (There’s your ass action.)

  • Adam King

    Funny how when there was a black president the gun nuts were all worried about having to defend themselves against the tyrant and his jack-booted thugs, but now that there’s a white “president” they’re defending him against the American people. Kinda hypocritical, don’t you think?

    • Falconlights

      Hypocrisy, thy name is NRA.

  • 2patricius2

    She forgot to use ““In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club — the ‘hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.’”

    Yes, the NRA is trying to erase our awareness and memory that President Obama faced much worse, and that he is a decent man, who truly was elected by the majority of the people, unlike Donald Drumpf.

  • ByronK

    She forgot to unlock her jaw and eat a rat at the end.

    • Gustav2
      • justme

        “Let me have a snack before the presser..”

      • yes b’y

        G. Gordon Liddy did love his apple brown ratty.

      • Todd20036

        Ratatouille!

      • KnownDonorDad

        Diana ate a guinea pig, Anna ate a rat.

    • 2patricius2

      She forgot to tear off her mask and reveal that she is a rat.

  • greenmanTN

    She seems to think that tomorrow belongs to her.

    No, it fucking doesn’t.

    If anything they are overplaying their hand and turning the tide against themselves.

    • GayOldLady

      If you look at the footage, the threats are directed at the LGBT community, black protesters and anti-fascists. In essence she is defending Richard Spencer white nationalism and nazism.

    • Opinion Sousaphones

      … hoping you are correct. In the long run, you are, but I don’t want to have to go through a war followed by an international war-crimes tribunal.

      • Bad Tom

        Me neither.

        But if that’s what they insist on, I will fight to protect my sisters and brothers.

        I won’t start it. But I goddamn will finish it.

        • Opinion Sousaphones

          Yes, the only choice, really, but one never knows at the start who will live and who will die… always too many, lost, although there was no choice. I am reading a bit of the events of the first World War… not happy reading, and not particularly relevant to our present, which seems more like the period leading up to the second World War. Ah… all of this is to grim… to see the rise of the same “animus” that created Nazism/Fascism… it is unnerving.

    • Librarykid

      But it sounds so good in their echo chamber.

  • GayOldLady

    Loesch says: “So they can build their Utopia from the ashes of what they burn down”, then a cut away to the Golden Gate Bridge/SF, a smoky street with a person holding a sign that says “trans” with pride flag colored lighting in the background, then a cut away to a black person with clinched fist on smoky street, then a cut away to antifascists in black at Berkeley. Afterward she says “they will perish in the political flames of their own fires”. Dissecting that video looks totally like a threat directed at black protesters, the LGBT community and antifascists. Is this the equivalent of screaming fire in a movie theater?

    • pch1013

      It’s no secret that the Reds hate San Francisco and wants to see us all killed. I’m actually surprised that there hasn’t been a Red terrorist attack on us yet.

      • Librarykid

        Funny, when first saw “Reds”, I thought of the people who ran communist Russia and, on second thought, I was not as off as I thought I was.

        • pch1013

          I’m trying to make “Reds” happen – as shorthand for the fascist Trump- and Russia-loving, red-hat wearing, red-state-inhabiting traitors – but people seem find it confusing, for the reason you mentioned.

          • Librarykid

            Admirable as your effort is, I think White Supremacist is the most inclusive and precise term for these people who operate out of ignorance, hate, bigotry and fear that their lack of education and refusal to avail themselves of training to remain competitive in a changing world so they seek to intimidate, injure and kill people they see as different and as challenging them for their socioeconomic position which they have taken as God-given all of their lives.

            It will be ultra-ironic if this monster at 1600 is the anti-Christ that brings about the destruction of the world and all of the people who talk about being raputred are the ones who are judged for being pivotal in bringing about the reign of hate and are the ones sent to hell for their unalloyed evil.

    • Lakeview Bob

      Thank you sweetheart for making me watch that a second time. You are completely right and there was loads of other symbolism as well. The NRA is now officially a hate organization.

      • GayOldLady

        🙂 You’re welcome.

    • Cattleya1

      It is certainly along the lines of 1930’s nazi propaganda films – demonize anyone who isn’t in the ‘in group’.

    • boatboy_srq

      Right in the middle of the NorCal fires, too. That takes ‘nads.

  • pch1013

    Because misogyny is never OK, let us now compile a comprehensive list of non-gender-specific derogatory terms for the lovely Mrs. Loesch here.

    I’ll start:

    Asshole
    Fuckhead
    Shit-sucker
    Diarrhea in Human Form

    • Treant

      Shit For Brains.
      I consider “Bitch” to be non-gendered and non-denominational, so I’d include that.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Danaloesch

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Breitbrat

    • PickyPeckersaurus

      Slag

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Bumpstock Barbie

    • Contentious
      Unbelievably ignorant
      Neo-nazi
      Troglodyite

      …oops, my bad

  • WitlessProtection

    Competency off topic, but I wanted to share this news with my JMG family. Not sure if you all remember, but last summer I appli3d to have my discharge from the Navy upgraded to honorable, well I finally got my updated DD21. I am now an honorably discharged Veteran. I can once again be proud of my service pre-DADT. I AM SO HAPPY I COULD SPIT!

    • BearEyes

      Yay! – Congrats!
      spit optional

    • Gustav2
      • Bad Tom

        I love Snoopy’s happy dance!

        • Joe in PA

          Me too, remember when we used to see that on Fridays because of court rulings? Ah, good times.

          • Bad Tom

            I remember it from the TV broadcast cartoons.
            ——-
            And it is still a pure expression of joy.

      • Joe in PA

        Hey G…this is O/T, but hubs just said we are having pizza for supper tonight…is yours in the works? This IS Friday. 🙂

        (and at 5:01 I popped a Molson)

        • Gustav2

          Of course, and catching up on the DVR! YAY!

      • Bad Tom

        If you want to learn animation, frame by frame, this is an excellent study.

    • William

      Congratulations!

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      It will make us all happy to know that you are so happy.

    • The_Wretched

      🙂 I’m glad that went through.

    • PickyPeckersaurus

      That’s GREAT!!! Congratulations!!

    • greenmanTN
    • Lakeview Bob

      Honey this is the best news all day. My love to you,.

    • Paula

      Congrats!

    • Joe in PA

      Wowowowow! Good for you.

    • Bad Tom

      Awesome!
      ——-
      (You should never have had to do that. Because you are an honorable human being.)
      Big Hugs!

    • JustDucky
    • Jeffrey

      Congratulations, that is excellent news.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!

      https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M

    • GayOldLady

      Congratulations. I’m very, very happy for you.

    • Todd Allis
      • Bad Tom

        Anti-cat makes this pix, but ghost cat on the right takes it to the next level!

        • Lumpy Gaga

          When spirit animals have spirit animals.

      • vorpal 😼

        =happy yowls of delight!=
        OMG… that handsomeness!

        • greenmanTN
          • vorpal 😼

            I think you’re supposed to peel them before you cook them?
            Hahaha adorable! What’s this one’s name?

            Duncan (avatar cat) is currently having sex with his teddy bear here in the living room. He is fixed but he still has… urges.

          • greenmanTN

            That’s Elvis. (He had a pompadour as a kitten, is in need of a name change but the inspiration fairy has been elusive.)

            I got the wok out to make lunch, turned my back…

          • vorpal 😼

            So… don’t leave me in suspense!
            As an Asian food enthusiast, what did you end up making?
            (I will assume that it was not Elvis with cashews on jasmine rice.)

          • greenmanTN

            Cat’s bitch that I am, I let him sleep in the wok and made a grilled cheese and ham sandwich. I’ll make the fried rice tomorrow. (I make a huge batch and eat it over several days.)

          • vorpal 😼

            Ha! You are like my husband, who will sit still for an hour or more to not disturb a napping kitty on his lap, and who will not make the bed if a cat is on it.

            I, on the other hand, will move the cats (gently) if they are being an inconvenience, and they know that my lap is not a sitting spot. Next to me, yes, but on me? No.

            I envy you. I can’t do leftovers. I have a brain block about it and cannot do it. I put them in the fridge and let them sit there until they start to get a little blue and fluffy so I can throw them out without feeling bad.

          • greenmanTN
          • vorpal 😼

            I understand… I generally do enjoy cooking, but cooking every day multiple times becomes very, very tedious. That’s why there’s takeout and things like preroasted chickens, and Kraft Mac and Cheese (which barely count as cooking)!

            Elvis is so very cute, but El Tibbsinator – especially in that first pic with those narrow, mischievous eyes – is SUCH a handsome puss that I can’t even.

          • DonnaLee

            Aww…..

          • DonnaLee

            Trust me, if you get too poor to buy food, those leftovers look great. Take it from someone who knows. My mother was a great cook, and I’d hunt up leftovers in her fridge before I’d want what she was cooking. We learned young to always eat stuff before it went bad. And if you liked it the previous day, you got it out for yourself the next day before someone else got to it first.

          • vorpal 😼

            LOL with my dad in the house, there were SELDOM leftovers, or even second helpings, for that matter. After we grabbed our first helping, he would just proceed to take all the rest of the food and devour it, no matter how much my mom prepared. (Hubby can be the same way at times.)

            Thus, as they both have such oral fixations that they cannot stop eating until all the food is gone, in the interest of their health AND saving money, it was never advantageous to cook large amounts!

            I am slightly envious that your mom was a great cook! My mom is a fairly bad cook, and she’ll readily admit to that fact: she despises cooking and only does it out of necessity because my dad won’t do it and is even worse than she is. (He also is still a bit adherent to the gender role notion that women should do the cooking, even though he has come a long, long way over the years and now at least does help and does some cleaning.)

            On the other hand, my mom’s inability to cook led me to teaching myself how to cook, since that was the only way I would get tasty food, so in that regard, it paid off!

          • DonnaLee

            Well it’s always better the second day anyway I think.

    • TampaDink

      Congratulations! So happy for you!!

    • Lars Littlefield

      Congratulations. W.G. I applaud your perseverance!

    • lymis

      Congratulations!

    • edrex

      thanks for your service and props to you for putting up with all the attending bullshit.

    • Dale Snyder

      Congratulations x 1,000!

    • Dazzer

      Now when you go to the doctor with a urine problem, you can – hand-on-heart – say that at least you know your discharge is honorable.

      • David Walker

        Good one. Now stop.

    • David Walker

      Yes! Thank you for your service, and congratulations on your very major win, and thank you for sharing the good news with us.

      And spit on Dana. She’ll love it.

    • Todd20036

      The best way to celebrate is a good old fashioned orgy.

      Granted it’s my go to solution, but I think it works here too

      • WitlessProtection

        I am fine with that! You bring the boys and I’ll provide the popcorn.

        • Amanda B. Rekendwith

          Be careful. The unpopped colonels can be a nightmare.

    • boatboy_srq

      YAY! Congrats.

    • Grumpy Old Man
    • RobynWatts

      Congratulations!

    • DoctorDJ
    • ceeenbee

      Congratulations. You shouldn’t have had to fight for this after fighting for your country.

    • John30013

      Congratulations! I’m very happy for you!

    • Falconlights

      Yay! And thank you for your service!

    • Robincho

      I am not presently empowered to issue official proclamations, but I feel that I must tell you, for whatevz it’s worth, that you have ALWAYS been honorable in my eyes, and you have my thanks…

    • DesertSun59

      This former US Marine approves your message.

  • William

    How long until the NRA is considered a terrorist organization?

    • ChrisInKansas

      What time is it now?

      • Treant

        Too Late.

    • The_Wretched

      All she was missing is a burning cross and a white hood.

    • safari

      I consider it one.

    • Lakeview Bob

      I was just going to write the same thing. They are very much a terrorist organization now.

    • Halou

      They’re too white to be considered terrorists.

    • pch1013

      I got attacked by a pearl-clutcher for saying that very thing on FB a few weeks ago.

      But he was wrong, and I was right.

      • Bad Tom

        You are right.

    • LaChatSayWha

      A terrorist organization that can freely generate income, with all the protection of the law & a lot of unlawful protection they can buy. I can never forget that these calls for civil war are fucking marketing campaigns. This shit is insanely dangerous.

  • ChrisInKansas

    “don’t think we’ll let you get away with it”

    JESUS! Threatening millions of Americans who don’t agree with her.

    I disagree with you, you vile piece of shit. Let’s see what happens.

  • safari

    This is the same woman who just had to move because she’s gotten death threats apparently.

    • ultragreen

      Please note: Alleged death threats

      • boatboy_srq

        Invented death threats more likely. Feeding the delusion that moar gunz is necessary.

        I hear there are antipsychotic meds for that particular condition.

    • Cattleya1

      People want to kill her? Everyone who has ever met her I presume.

  • Lazycrockett
    • pch1013

      TONGO TONGO! TONGO TONGO! TONGO TONGO!

      (that being the name of the town in Niger where the ambush took place.)

  • pj

    freedoms safest place? ask the people of las vegas how safe they feel.

  • TampaDink

    I agree….things have gotten pretty bad but it could be worse. What if there was some “celebrity” insisting that hair furor isn’t qualified to be POTUS (which, we all know that legally he is but technically, morally, ethically…no fucking way). What if the opposing party leaders had met on the night of his inauguration to make a pact that they would do everything in their power to prevent him from having a successful term & of course….a second term. That would be awful

    • AmeriCanadian

      But this is America and that sort of thing could never happen here.

      • TampaDink

        I know, right?! But just try to imagine if it could.

        • boatboy_srq

          Silly TD, that would only happen if the US elected a Blah™ President – oh, wait…

  • Be sure to report it to youtube as hate speech.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M48oa1ZkUBY

    • canoebum

      I reported it for promoting Terrorism.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Same here. Not at all subtle terrorism at that.

        • canoebum

          At this point, all the executives of the NRA, its Board and a fair number of its members should be on the Terrorist Watch List and the No Fly List. Anyone who believes they need an AR-15 with a bump stock and 100-round ammo drum is a clear and present danger to public safety.

    • Scoot

      I reported it as promoting terrorism. The guidelines for that are “Content intended to recruit for terrorist organizations, incite violence, glorify terrorist attacks, or otherwise promote acts of terrorism.” This fits the description pretty well.

    • The_Wretched

      I reported it as well.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Halou

    Guess who else has accused American citizens of not showing adequate levels of ‘respect’ for the insane orange precedent?

    “Inside the country, disrespect is shown for him. This is a regrettable negative component of the U.S. political system,”
    “Mr. Trump was elected by the American people. And at least for this reason, it is necessary to show respect for him, even if you do not agree with some of his positions,”
    – Vladimir Putin. 10 / 20 / 2017

    • jerry

      They’ve been coordinating their messaging nicely for some time now.

    • boatboy_srq

      Insane Orange Precedent would be a great punk/ska band.

    • Falconlights

      Cram it up your ass, Putin, you fuckin’ Tsar wannabe!

  • PeedeResistance

    Well, looky here. The bitch is back.

  • Lumpy Gaga
  • Bad Tom

    Why is the fucking National fucking Rifle fucking Association fucking saying anything about war widows and how Trump disrespects them?

    • Lizard

      Because irony is dead.

      • carrot festival

        Also to distract from the horror of the Las Vegas shootings.

        • Bad Tom

          Not to mention What the fuck was going on in Niger, anyway, Mr. President, Mr. CoC. Mr. Bigly IQ?

        • boatboy_srq

          Awfully convenient timing for this, isn’t it? Perhaps this is their new equivalant to “now’s not the time…”

      • Bad Tom

        Because Fascism is getting bold.

  • Joseph Miceli

    This crosses the line. Time to see if there’s any way to prosecute the NRA for fomenting sedition. I’ve had it with these treasonous shit bags.

    • Treant

      Jeff Sessions will be right on that.

      • Joseph Miceli

        I’ll hold my breath.

        • Bad Tom

          See, that’s real edgy breath play.

      • Bad Tom

        Sorry. Executive privilege.

  • MT YVR

    Honestly… am… am I watching a woman orgasm to hate? Or is that impression wrong?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Nope, you’re not wrong…well, you did get one thing wrong, you called it a woman.

    • Cuberly Deux

      She’s bad, but her professional troll husband isn’t much better.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/217c465a668f3a84c2f4b70a7e1fafebb31c2558b0561ceb3d6cdc200b7acc57.png

      • William

        Did he write “How to Look Like a Douche”?

        • Cuberly Deux

          He’s one of those hardcore libertarian types. I’ve read a few interviews with him and he’s just as if not worse when it comes to ranting about white right-wing entitlement.

        • boatboy_srq

          He posed for the cover art.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Hey, at least he’s employed.

  • pch1013

    Idea for solving two problems at once: divert all shipments of opioid pills to NRA Plutonium members (or whatever their highest membership level is called).

    • agcons

      How will we be able to tell if your plan worked?

  • agcons

    Oh, great, another appearance by Loeschbag.

    • Joe in PA

      I read that as Loeschtag. 🙁

      • agcons

        Given her message, that works too.

  • CottonBlimp

    OT: Trump just signed an executive order that allows the military to recall anyone who’s finished their service. Hard to read this as anything other than preparing for war.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/77o6oz/presidential_executive_order_amending_executive/

    • Jay Mills

      yes, but war against whom, foreign or domestic?

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        I suspect both.

      • CottonBlimp

        Reddit suggests this could be a way to silence ex military people from speaking out, since at any point they can be dragged back into service where criticism of the President is a court martial offense, but that seems a little too clever for Trump.

        Then again, does anyone here think he writes his executive orders himself?

        • Jay Mills

          that’s a good point, and the main reason Trump is so dangerous.

    • Treant

      Is it legal to–essentially–draft somebody who’s not in the military any longer without actually declaring a draft?

      • Jay Mills

        Retirees may be recalled for life.

        • Treant

          That makes me doubly glad I wasn’t willing to join the military at any point or for any reason.

      • CottonBlimp

        If we don’t kick this POS out of the White House soon, what’s legal will be whatever his court hacks say.

      • William

        There is a time period where former military personnel can be recalled into service. I think it used to be five years after discharge.

    • ultragreen

      I think this is another meaningless executive order.

      • boatboy_srq

        Make Ahmurrrkkka Armed-to-the-Teeth Again.

    • The_Wretched

      Our military is busy with Yemen & Afganistan & Syria. So, NK here we come?

      • Cattleya1

        “Only an idiot fights a war on 2 fronts. Only the heir to the kingdom of idiots fights a war on 12 fronts” – Londo Molari Babylon 5
        I’m taking bets on how many Potus Pig starts.

    • coram nobis

      A lot of active-duty personnel don’t realize, on discharge, that they may be on an inactive-reserve list. Isn’t the first time this happened, as a fair number of WWII vets suddenly got a call up when the first Korean war started.

      • William

        The same thing happened during the first Gulf War.

        • coram nobis

          There’s also stop-loss regs left over from the invasion of Iraq.

  • misterjack

    I wonder what the SPLC thinks of that mess?

  • We are in a cold civil war.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    WTF !!

    “what are we legally able to do” to limit the spread of HIV throughout the state.

    “I don’t want to say the quarantine word — but I guess I just said it,”

    https://twitter.com/ChadHGriffin/status/921455391107579904

  • Scoot

    American ISIS

  • xzargo

    Fuck you with Wayne LaPierre’s dicki, bitch. Eat shit and die.

  • scottrose

    Toxic Donald is a shit stain, not a president, all of his remaining supporters are despicable assholes, and the Rethugliturd Farty is a terrorist hate group that has transmogrified the United States into an international pariah and a fucking disgrace. Oh and Dana Loesch is to basic decency what a stinking pile of poodle poop is to boeuf bourguignon.

    • ultragreen

      You’re not angry with these people, are you?

  • ultragreen

    If the NRA wants to get itself kicked in the ass, then go ahead and start a civil war. I’m beginning to think that Putin & friends are giving money to this organization.

    • boatboy_srq

      For them to come out with:

      We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president and the people who voted for him, and the free system that allowed it to happen, in American history

      I’d say Putin and FSB have been silent partners for some time.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    How much further does the NRA have to go before we can call them a terrorist organization? I’d say they crossed the line today.

    • Falconlights

      Damn right. This shit is way over the line.

  • DaveMiller135

    Dana: You like the 2nd Amendment? It comes right after the 1st. Look it up. Also, the relentless attacks on Trump are mostly angry presentations of fact. Angry, because someone holding the highest office in the land feels free to lie to the American people on every topic available, requiring our constant rebuttal. You should be ashamed, but you don’t seem capable of the emotion.

  • ultragreen

    Perhaps it is time for the SPLC to update their Hate Group list to include the NRA.

  • Dale Snyder

    The most ruthless attacks?

    You mean pointing out what a fucking idiot he and this entire administration are?

    Many years ago I used to be a member of the NRA, WAY back in the day when it supported gun control and actually promoted gun safety and gave useful information on how to use your pistol, promoting training, etc.

    It has now morphed into the biggest terrorist organization in the USA.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Did you shoot holes in your NRA card and mail it back?

      • Dale Snyder

        Oh I’m so glad you asked!

        I cut it in half and wrote a note demanding that every NRA members’ 16 year old children drive a car from LAX to San Bernardino with no training.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    This isn’t meant to drive gun sales. Instead, the clear intent is to drive ammunition sales.

    • David Walker

      Cain’t have one without the other.

  • Matt

    How rotten of a person do you have to be to A) align yourself with the NRA and B) make their threats for them?

    • David Walker

      A well-paid rotten person.

  • Dagoril

    The NRA is a terrorist group and needs to be eradicated.

  • Hank
  • Hank
  • Cuberly Deux

    OT: So in a TX suburb,, to get disaster relief from an emergency fund you have to sign an agreement that says this:

    “By executing this Agreement below, the Applicant verifies that the Applicant: (1) does not boycott Israel; and (2) will not boycott Israel during the term of this Agreement.”

    Houston Suburb to Harvey Relief Applicants: Don’t Boycott Israel

    https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/hurricane-harvey/houston-suburb-harvey-relief-applicants-don-t-boycott-israel-n812686

    So what was that about authoritarianism?

    • boatboy_srq

      What the everloving fvck.

  • David Walker

    Very, very related. Before coming here, I saw this on the NBC News corner of Concast. A Cub Scout is being told not to return to his den because of the grilling he gave a state senator on guns. Well done, Cub Scouts! Discouraging anti-NRA questions at any cost. Happily, the kid doesn’t want to go back. He’s learned… maybe not the intended lesson, but a far greater one.

    Now, THAT’S Murka. Shut him up and force him out because he asked the questions you don’t want to ask.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/colorado-cub-scout-removed-den-after-grilling-state-senator-guns-n812606

    • Falconlights

      Sadly, there’s a lot more where that came from.

  • Non-white, non-straight, non-christians are being subjected to the most “ruthless” attack against them by a so-called President of the United States. We are defending ourselves

  • Clive Johnson
  • Friday

    So, Putin made a big donation?

  • edrex

    applying the be a better person “delete comment” rule.

  • Nowhereman

    Fuck the NRA and the gunnuts they rode in on.These assholes aren’t going to stop this shit until we DO come and take away their damned guns.

  • I used to love Twitter before 11/9/16. Now I can’t stand to be on it more than 30 seconds.

    And BTW, I just reported the NRA account, not that they’ll do anything about it…

    • Maybe Twitter allowed the Russians to use them to aid the collusion. Twitter and Twitter execs will benefit greatly with the new tax cut proposal.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Utopia = San Francisco.
    LOL

  • Winston Statehill

    Help! We’re being oppressed!

  • Canadian Observer

    You would think that with all the money they have on hand they could find themselves a convincing spokesmodel… this one looks like a prototype for the fembots that appeared in several Buffy The Vampire Slayer episodes (they are rerunning the series on cable and I am watching it again).

  • FelineMama

    Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Fascism is having its’ awakening. We Americans are so afraid. OOhhhhhhhhh. DoDo L, Not gonna happen. Watch your back. Ya might have melanomas. HA HA HA!!!!

  • Karl Dubhe

    A damn shame that inciting insurrection and violence doesn’t seem to be a crime anymore.

  • Jeffg166

    Snowflakes.

  • boatboy_srq

    #NotPatriotic

  • Nunya D. Bidness

    The most ruthless attack on a president? Sorry Dana, John Wilkes Booth was ruthless, Lee Harvey Oswald was ruthless.

    • Franciscan

      In that case, the CIA (or an element thereof) was ruthless.

  • JAKvirginia

    Freedom of Speech. Freedom of the Press. The yin and yang of a free people. It’s a bitch, ain’t it, princess?

  • Willys41

    This organization should be listed as a threat against the United States and its board members should be placed under intensive FBI surveillance.

  • Richard B

    Great, now the NRA is standing up for Putin’s despicable puppet. If the Russians wanted to destabilize America, they succeeded.

  • Dear NRA: Just think back eight years.

  • Barry William Teske

    !WARNING!
    !NSFW!
    U Have been warned…

    HEY NRA BITCH?
    SHOOT ME.
    I SO DARE YOU AND YOUR DEATH PIMP BRETHREN.
    MAKE MY DAY!
    OH AND HEY BITCH?
    YOUR ROOTS ARE SHOWING.

  • Michael R
  • OdieDenCO

    I love the smell of desperation in the evening!

  • justme
  • TheManicMechanic

    She needs to be shot in the twat.

  • DN

    Would you like to know more?

  • TexasBoy

    Next up from the NRA…if everyone at the Country Western concert in Las Vegas had been armed the tragedy would have been avoided…

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • BlindBill

    Synchronized with Putin’s identical statement …. guess Russia made a nice donation to the NRA

  • BobSF_94117

    “ruthless” attack against a U.S. president and his supporters in the history of the country

    So, has anybody even seen Ruth lately? I wonder where she is.

  • The Milkman

    Really, bigots? And what are you going to do about it? Bring it. I’ll say what I want, and will be able to back it up with evidence. And you’ll go to prison.

    • Bert_Bauer

      I don’t think the conservative lowlifes get how much we utterly despise them and how much built-up hate and resentment is just waiting for them to pull the pin from grenade and let loose on them.

      • The Milkman

        All that’s needed is a plausible excuse

  • SoCalVet

    A lot of their children will die in the upcoming civil unrest. No one is going to win.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Is it just me or does she remind anybody else of the girl who crawls out of the TV in The Ring?

    • Ann Kah

      This appears to be their resident spokes-witch.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    I been reading the history of the Third Reich and I fear America is on the verge of being a fascist dicatorship. The parallels are striking, and now we have Trump’s Brownshirts. How long before we have open warfare in the streets between the ProTrump and AntiTrump factions.

  • -M-

    That pic looks like a still from a horror movie.

  • Mike

    So how is this not incitement to civil war?

  • txstevo

    Dana should stick to hawking male enhancement pills on A.M. radio

  • seant426

    This bitch was never a Trump supporter. She was Ted Cruz all the way. She spreads her legs wide for a dollar.

  • SDG

    Sick shit… really sick shit.

  • Isaac Fast

    Not sure what drug she’s been taking, but she’s becoming so MANLY that I just might fall in love.

  • Gianni

    Well, I listened to it and just had to laugh. It is so over the top ludicrous and laced with such animus and frightening words. It sounds so much like those evangelical preachers warning us two days before the end is going to arrive. The fire, the brimstone, and the devastation that is coming upon us. Really ridiculous.

    • Maybe. But then you have to realize that people take this seriously, and use it to justify their violence.

      • Gianni

        At which point they get their asses kicked and face the law.

    • kareemachan

      But too many people will drink this koolaid. 🙁

      • Gianni

        Yeah, unfortunately.

  • Homo Erectus

    Oh fer chrissake.

  • Christopher
  • Fuck off you rotten whore.

  • rednekokie

    Actually, the reverse is true. The American public is being subjected to the most ruthless attack on our ideals since the Civil War. This president and his minions have done their best to totally destroy all that we hold dear in this country. Further, unfortunately, they are succeeding.

  • sdnative1958

    Butthurt, she sounds. Triggered, she is. SNL material, it will be.

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