Man In Village People Drag Mocks “Buffoon” Dem House Rep For Wearing “Whacky” Cowboy Hat: “Look At Her”

Esquire reports:

There are few more committed Big Hat Aficionados on the national political landscape than Sheriff David Clarke. The former Milwaukee sheriff has few rivals, apart from public lands freeloader Cliven Bundy—another inexplicably prominent figure in Our National Dialogue. So when Clarke saw a political rival in a big old western hat—and a bright red one, no less—the good sheriff felt the need to assert himself on the issue.

It’s good to see the president’s drones speaking his language. It’s also great to see they’ve inherited his lack of self-awareness. Clarke may think Wilson is “a buffoon,” but he’s the one who wears a bunch of shall-we-say unofficial medals on his uniform to make himself look like a four-star general. Clarke says the ribbons “have very significant emotional and real value to me.”

  • crewman

    So is it ok for him and wrong for her because she’s a woman or because she’s a Democrat?

    • AmeriCanadian

      Yes.

    • Jamie_Johnson

      He has a penis, which makes everything ok.

      • Dagoril

        Allegedly. And nope, I don’t want to see proof 😉

    • Daveed_WOW

      Of course. Democrats are the devil. As soon as you realize that’s how it looks to the Right, everything makes perfect sense. There really is no point in engaging them. Only disconnect.

  • kelven

    An OT to cheer everyone up. Princess Leia will forever be a badass you do not mess with: https://www.salon.com/2017/10/17/carrie-fisher-cow-tongue-heather-ross/

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    When the right wing tried to disparage Frederica (because how dare a black woman speak out and be correct and make the President and a General look like fools), they did pick on her wig, her hat, because of course. I thought to reply, ‘What about Clarke, he’s a fool too, right?” – but it seems too obvious to even point out.

    Every day, I keep saying ‘I can’t believe that…..” and this was another example. I can’t believe that Clarke had to open his mouth to disparage someone for having a trademark look that he has also chosen for his trademark.

    I don’t have the photoshop skills to do a side by side “Who Wore It Better” but am confident it will appear in the posts soon and I think we all know the answer.

  • When I first saw the Clarke tweet, I was convinced it had to be fake.
    “NO ONE CAN BE THAT CLUELESS!” I said to myself.
    Now I know why he supports conservatives: They’re the only ones dumb enough to pass laws that allow people like him to carry guns.

  • pj

    the cowboy from milwaukee. moron.

    • William

      Is that like an Okie from Montauk?

      • pj

        okie dokie

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      Miiiil-waukeee, where the cheese comes sweepin’ down the plain…

  • Outlaw Woman

    There’s nothing more that white racists love than a black man ridiculing black women. It’s like some sort of justification for their own racism and misogyny.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      I betcha in real life if they were side by side, Clarke would be like a little boy. You don’t mess with a tough black woman and she WOULD slap him upside the head.

      • kaydenpat

        I would love that!! Knock that hat off his idiot head.

    • Steverino

      It is also a justification for the usual right wing analysis that the exception somehow disproves the rule.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Said in past posts and chuckles generated: Clarke’s pseudo tough guy perpetually angry shtick always makes me think he just recently found out the “BBC” is a stereotype not a guarantee.

    • edrex

      there’s no need to bring british television into this.

  • William

    Clarke is just jealous that he won’t ever be pretty enough to wear an outfit like Rep. Wilson’s.

  • The man has no fucking clue he’s a parody all by himself.

    Plus he killed people in his jails. We must never forget that.

    • kaydenpat

      That poor man who died of thirst comes to my mind every so often. So horrific.

    • Vista-Cruiser

      That’s one reason why Republicans like him so much.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    For the fashion-challenged out there, THIS is how you wear a cowboy hat:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yc8QgDjEQ

    Full disclosure: I wore a cowboy hat to work today. I wear a cowboy hat to work every day. Because I like cowboy hats; that’s why.

    I don’t like the hats that either Clarke or Wilson is wearing. Each, though made his or her own choice, and I have no say in the matter. Fashion is a personal thing.

  • JWC

    Like I said yesterday her hat is prettier and For A DEM she wears Red better than a GOP

  • Tawreos

    She looked fierce, he looks like a little boy playing dress up.

  • TampaDink

    Years ago my mom collected refrigerator magnets….I just remembered that from seeing the photo of Village Person wanna be.

    • KCMC
      • TampaDink

        Amen to that. I suddenly feel the urge to take a knee.

        • KCMC

          I’m on both.
          Licking my screen.

          • TampaDink

            Mine was delicious. Whose monitor tastes better?

          • MT YVR

            Is… is this new code? Did… did I miss a new one?

            Oh lord. Now I have Melissa in my head.

            “Come to my Windows
            Crawl inside, wait by the light of the screensaver
            Come to my Windows, I’ll be home soon…”

            I’ll have to try it. “Wanna lick? Your monitor or mine?”

          • KCMC

            started licking rim first…

          • Todd20036

            Hmm, if you’re at work now, best not to look behind you.

          • KCMC

            There’s a retired black Marine behind me

      • MT YVR

        (sigh) I miss that look. So so pretty.

      • Pollos Hermanos
        • KCMC

          So need that in my backyard.
          And in the garage.
          And on the kitchen floor…
          And….

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        This reminded me of the scene in Running With Scissors when young Augusten takes his quite adult boyfriend to his Mothers women’s poetry circle. I still bust out laughing every time.
        https://youtu.be/fS1YBLnPdMM

  • Michael R
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Treant

      Careful, that’ll show up on his jacket the next time he’s on camera.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Sad thing is, I could actually see that.

    • kaydenpat

      Lol!! Ben Carson needs that award as well for his pyramids of grain nonsense.

  • Treant

    She rocks it. He’s cocked it up.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    He is the black Steven Seagal

    • Todd20036

      Even Seagal knows better than to accessorize with phony medals.

  • Blake J Butler

    Uncle Ruckus, that is the pot calling the kettle black.

    Along with his phony tin pins he has on his uniform.

  • bkmn
  • Judas Peckerwood

    Self awareness — what is it?

  • another_steve

    Another_Steve Flight 53 leaving Earth from Baltimore Maryland to whatever’s out there, in one hour.

    Boarding will begin in 1/2 hour.

  • edrex
  • Taylor Bixler

    I am old enough to remember when Clarke quit his job to join the drumpf white house and instead he ended up losing his masters and unemployed.

    • zhera

      Aah, the good times. It’s important to remember those, especially in this dreadful era.

  • Jeffrey

    Her outfits are ridiculous, as are his. But at least she doesn’t wear phony uniforms with fake medals.

    • Treant

      There’s ridiculous and knowing it (and working it) and ridiculous and thinking people actually take you seriously. She’s the former. He’s the latter.

      Many’s the day I’ve looked a little ridiculous. I totally work that Kermit the Frog green shirt by humming “Rainbow Connection.”

  • ByronK

    Jesus take the wheel because this rig’s heading for the corn field!!

  • Ninja0980

    Asshole who let people die in his jail says what?

    • kaydenpat

      Murderer says what?

  • KevInPDX

    OK, quite honestly when I sat down and clicked on JMG and that pic popped up I said to myself “why is Ken Curtis on JMG and with sky scrapers in the background”? Anyone remember Ken Curtis? One of my favorite character actors.

  • HZ81

    I love bagging on this POS faux-boy. Fuck you, Clarke.

  • MikeBx2
    • JAKvirginia

      Circular Firing Squad! Yes!

  • Cuberly Deux

    “Clarke says the ribbons “have very significant emotional and real value to me.”

    ———————————-

    hor·ror va·cui
    ˌhôrər ˈvakyəwī/Submit
    noun
    a fear or dislike of leaving empty spaces, especially in an artistic composition.
    ———————————-

    MUST GET MORE FAKE MEDALS!!!!1!!!!!!1!1

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Anagrams: Sheriff David Clarke ~ Fresh Deck Flair Diva ~ Flair Adds Hick Fever

    • -M-

      ~ Hick Adds Flair Fever.

      ( I do enjoy these anagram posts. 😊 )
      Especially Fresh Deck Flair Diva.

  • O/T: Fuck, I know I may be reading into this, but anything this administration does feels sinister as all hell.
    https://twitter.com/votevets/status/921459860448755712

    Prepping for martial law? A full-on Trumpist military coup? What the fuck is this?

    • KevInPDX

      It’s not just retired but former military who separated into civilian life. They can reach out and grab ya.

    • Treant

      No, seriously, replacement of the Secret Service with his own home-grown militia, followed eventually by a complete collapse of the timeline as nobody is left on planet Earth.

      https://youtu.be/asvaYp2u4SI

    • Tulle Christensen

      They need people to fill in the spots that green card holders would have filled and for the positions that the transgender troops use to fill before they kicked them out

    • jerry

      We’re past due for a Reichstag fire.

    • The_Wretched

      President Bannon’s wetdreams include martial law declarations.

    • Steverino

      “What the fuck is this?”

      Fascism.

      • Brian Burleson

        TY,TY, TY!

  • Mike b.

    I remember Frederica from her visit with the Real Housewives of Atlanta. It’s her look and she’s stickin’ to it.

  • Paula

    Could the medals be his horcruxes? I am sure that all repubs have them.

  • Phaius
  • Hank

    OT: NIGER = BENGHAZI!!!!

    • William

      Trumpghazi!!

  • Cuberly Deux

    I’m getting sorta frustrated that some are bagging on Rep. Wilson and her penchant for cowboy hats. Well, sorry but there’s all sorts of theater and style choices in politics that are much more concerning, ie; Clarke. And, lets not forget Zinke’s patronizing first day of office.

    “Interior secretary Ryan Zinke rides a horse to work”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d26f9959fbb60bef7492fd9581b4c643b96f570e013586bea6a7a5ab60b872cf.jpg

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/03/02/interior-secretary-ryan-zinke-rides-horse-to-work/98628046/

    Zinke also demands that a special flag be flown over various fed buildings whenever he’s on site.

    • William

      “Zinke also demands that a special flag be flown over various fed buildings whenever he’s present in the building.”
      .
      Zinke is not the bloody Queen.

      • Dazzer

        Please note: the Queen never has to demand that any particular flag is flown when she is in residence. It’s the general populace that thinks it’s a good idea.

    • justme

      Really!!

      And here I thought it was a horse with 2 asses…

  • NZArtist

    OT: This is the correct response when you realize your religion conflicts with morality.

    From Pink News in the UK. New Zealand has a new Prime Minister who is an ‘agnostic’ 37 year old woman, centre-left politics.

    “New Zealand’s new Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern quit Mormon Church to support gay rights
    http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/10/20/new-zealands-new-prime-minister-jacinda-ardern-quit-mormon-church-because-she-believes-in-gay-rights/

    • zhera

      A religious person who adjust their world view according to facts?

      Did NOT see that coming! Well done, Ardern!

  • JDS

    O.k. this mixed up Uncle Tom has just got to STFU.

  • Bwahahaha! Great headline. I needed that laugh.

  • kaydenpat

    Zero self awareness. This is amazing.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    O/T I think the alt-right needs to find better actors…I mean, this is so bad, he should be up for a Razzie…

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/921469351131320320

  • Lumpy Gaga
  • ospalh

    The difference between him and her?
    She makes cowboy hats look good.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmrwj6DDt-4&t=85

  • Dagoril

    He’s even more of a parody of himself than I could create if I were trying to parody him!

  • FAEN

    Jeebus how can not see the irony here?

    • Dazzer

      It’s like the Great wall of China. You could see that irony from outer space.

  • JaniceInToronto

    He needs a mirror.

  • Pablo Sánchez

    “Hello… Kettle, it’s for you.”

  • Gigi
  • Halou
    • Lars Littlefield

      He wears so much flair he should wait tables at Applebees.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • JT

    This wackadoodle needs to try to join a Nazi gathering.

  • EdA

    12-star general. And I’ve never understood, and I still don’t understand, why so many police chiefs adorn themselves with four stars when hierarchically and in terms of size of force commanded, one star would be ample to document their position and satisfy their egos.

  • TimJ

    Important correction to the Esquire quote. Clarke doesn’t wear stupid medals, he WORE stupid medals. He isn’t the Sheriff on Mke County anymore. Thankfully.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Way OT but I thought this was hysterical

    https://twitter.com/edgette22/status/921103567771131904

  • Lars Littlefield

    Dear Joe: Thanks for shining the correct light on his jingo turd. “Man in Village People Drag . . . ” is the most accurate description I’ve ever read. Very good.

  • TexasBoy
  • orion dumptee

    shhht…he could ‘nt be a pimple on Clayton Moore’s ass…..

  • olandp

    We should start singing YMCA if we ever come across him. Hell, I’d even do that absurd YMCA dance which I have sworn never to do!

  • Girlgoon

    My hats bigger than your hat….

  • Girlgoon

    That’s more bling than an orthodox priest

  • Snarky

    Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just overcompensating?

  • boobert

    It’s bad enough when white people support this administration, but when it’s people of color, you wonder why they support a group bent on their destruction.

    • Spray on abs

      Just as baffling as Log Cabin Republicans. I don’t get it.

  • BartmanLA

    It’s obvious that as long as they “tow the line” of the GOP and don’t get uppity, they’ll allow a few minorities to have a voice no matter how silly and small it is. This guy takes the cake though, and the irony of him calling Congresswoman Wilson a buffoon is pretty much lost on this idiot.

  • Jerry Kott

    They know they lost the argument because it was never a debate. They have nothing to defend so they change the subject and try to shoot the messenger.

  • wds

    “Man in Village people drag mocks “buffoon” Dem House Rep for wearing “whacky” cowboy hat ” the best headline I’ve seen in a long time!!! Do you think Clarke will give himself a new medal for saying that? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/35e2ef41c0874cbc2e7a40bbcc470b34fd9efb97eefad396f175212f7ff5661e.jpg

  • TexasBoy
  • The Milkman

    Forget the hat. That prison pussy is an abomination that needs to be shaved off immediately.

    Also, Miss Thang is wearing too much flair. Coco Chanel said that a lady should remove one accessory before leaving the house.

  • Bob Conti

    I particularly like “Once a Girl Scout, always a Girl Scout.” He has more flair than a server at Fuddruckers.

  • -M-

    Clarke is wacky (and not in a good way), Wilson is colorful, flamboyant, or perhaps eccentric.

  • SDG

    And we have “Rabbis” in Satin gowns with matching hats and slippers https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f5a034fe40a3f3ef519c17b2c764972c96e2e2d3ace1d37a190f9601e9dabc1e.jpg

  • cleos_mom

    The hat suffered in the translation.

  • Richard

    What a hypocrite !

  • stanhope

    Do not insult the Village People in such a fashion. This old drag queen is nothing more than an uncle tom with a fetish taste for white ass…to kiss and suck so don’t get excited. She has a little LaToya Jackson in her fashion concept with those bogus medals, clearly overcompensating for a small dick.

  • James

    He’s a moron, but she does look ridiculous in that giant sparkly hat.