LIVE VIDEO: Sessions Testifies Before Senate Judiciary Committee, Fireworks Expected From Democrats

CNN reports:

Attorney General Jeff Sessions will once again be in the hot seat in front of his former colleagues Wednesday, when he testifies before the Senate judiciary committee. Wednesday’s hearing will be the Judiciary committee’s first turn to ask questions of Sessions since his confirmation hearing, a sore subject for committee Democrats who have pushed for a chance to question the attorney general on a range of issues, including the Russia investigation and the extent of his prior contacts with Russian officials that led to his recusal from the investigation.

  • Bluto

    I hope someone drops a 2 ton cookie on keebs.

    • Robincho

      Neauregard (for the Constitution) isn’t comfy in a room with a bunch of Jew diciaries…

  • Gustav2

    AG Sessions, aren’t you really too short to tell these tall tales?

  • Joe in PA

    Let me be the first to congratulate Senator Harris. Teeheehee. Let the fun begin.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6378a39ed6ea31d0a7b81582287a01118f4dac93b5a225cfec53ca1fb10c3886.png

    • joeyj1220

      Is that a scene from a porn film?

      • jmax

        Yes. E.L Fudge Packers. Starring an elf named Berry Hung.

        • MusicBear88

          That was truly terrible. Congratulations.

  • PickyPecker
    • Joe in PA

      Ears are too small.

  • PickyPecker
    • Todd20036

      Frankly, I’d settle for the democrats being aggressive. You do not compromise with Nazis.
      And that’s what the GOP has devolved into.

      • Puck

        Sessions probably would like them to be aggressive and pull his hair a little!

        • Todd20036

          I’ve met people like that. They’re a LOT sexier.

  • Joe in PA

    Executive branch … take responsibility…

    Bwahahaha.

  • greenmanTN

    Doesn’t he have a garden to go gnome around in?

    • Robincho

      I sure hope so, gnome sayin’?…

  • Bluto
    • Snarkaholic

      Hmm…I don’t know…Zesta ends in a vowel, so it sounds foreign to me…the liberals are trying to take crackers away from the Crackers!!!

  • ByronK

    Burn his cookies to a crisp.

  • Joe in PA

    Fuck you Grass-fed.

  • Bluto

    “Fair & impartial”, HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

  • Joe in PA

    Nice rim job Grass.

  • Karl Dubhe

    When’s he going to ask the Evil Elf if he has all the money he needs to ‘remove’ the undesirables?

    Or would that question be too blunt?

  • Joe in PA

    Chicago violence, drink!

  • bkmn

    Hey Sessy, don’t forget that Mueller is looking you over too and anything you say in front of the committee will get back to him.

  • Joe in PA

    Why do I suspect he just lied?

    • greenmanTN

      Because his lips were moving?

  • Gustav2

    General Sessions, why do you not lock up racist Nazis?

    • Bluto

      Self incrimination.

    • Daveed_WOW

      Fine people.

  • Joe in PA

    What the fuck is this?

    • Bluto

      They’re still investigating Hillary.

      • Joe in PA

        Exactly. GD, this is nauseating.

  • yes b’y

    if sessy goes out in a windstorm, does he take flight? Good morning everyone.

  • Gustav2

    General Sessions, how the hell did the Clintons get away with breaking no laws?

  • William

    Jeffy, the ‘I met those Russians as part of my duties as a Senator’ excuse doesn’t fly when you met the Russians during campaign events.

  • Joe in PA

    She just doesn’t have the sass of Sen Harris.

    • Bluto

      Dems need an yooge injection of sass. & spines.

  • Michael R
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  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” Oh Senator, you know I represent all the people, even them homos “

  • Bluto

    It’s a trap, Diane.

  • greenmanTN
    • KCMC

      “Why Blanche, you look fresh as a Daisy…”
      Stella/Streetcar

  • yes b’y
  • billbear1961

    How many times has this fascist PERJURED himself about Russia?!

    I remember–months ago–speculation on Electoral-Vote that, after being caught for the THIRD (?) time lying about meetings with Russians, he wouldn’t last another WEEK!

    What a goddamned FARCE this country is!!

    The Republic has no STAUNCH advocates, in positions of power, elected voices, speaking out 24/7 loudly and proudly in her DEFENSE!!

    You’re letting this regime DROWN you in LIES!! Many in the media virtually shrug their shoulders over the pathological LYING!!

    People should be protesting in numbers like the Women’s March (and taking economic action–reducing spending to nothing but absolute essentials, considering work stoppages, even a General Srike)–for access to Trump’s financial records, secure elections, moderates only appointed to the courts, to save healthcare and the environment, to demand sexual predators and Nazis be held to account, and stricter gun-control laws enacted. (It’s been estimated that 3.5% of the population constantly protesting in the streets can bring down an authoritarian regime, and that if CA, NY and WA, for example, were to take economic action, they could bring economic activity in this country to a virtual standstill.)

    Look at that evil, demented FARCE in the White House, and this country isn’t in the STREETS to demand his ouster!

  • GayOldLady

    The GOP members of this committee are going to try to make this about Hillary, again.

    • Joe in PA

      Still.

  • DaddyRay

    I hope they grill him on this

    Is Donald Trump Installing a Mole in the Mueller Probe?
    Brian Benczkowski, a former aide to Jeff Sessions, will soon be in a position to share information about the grand jury investigation with the president

    https://newrepublic.com/article/145323/donald-trump-installing-mole-mueller-probe

    • billbear1961

      There’s no end to the ongoing ASSAULT on this republic.

      Without angry and loud defenders in Congress, in the media (journalists who will confront these gangsters to their faces every day) AND IN THE STREETS, it will soon be OVER!!

      They have their virtually unchallenged LIE machine, unlimited funds from the gangster oligarchs, help from their Russian friends during the elections; and soon the FANATICS they place on the courts will permit them to commit ANY crime they like while they frustrate our every effort to bring them to JUSTICE!!

      And to “oppose” them, a cowardly press, a gutless Democratic party, and a population where HALF can’t even be relied on to VOTE let alone FIGHT!!

  • Sashineb
  • Robincho

    “Fireworks Expected From Democrats”? Like what, two 3-inch sparklers and a damp Roman candle?…

    • Javier Smith

      Found the title of my sex tape

      • Joe in PA

        LOL.

        (I’m sorry)

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL, as soon as he started to speak I thought I was watching SNL

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    I’m a Southerner, and I hate Sessions’ accent so very much.

    • TimCA

      Coming out of Jimmy Carter’s mouth it’s great. From Sessions not so much

      • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

        Carter’s is warm and soft-edged and Sessions’ is cold and hard.

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      Sessions’ is an affected accent. He’s from the Black Belt and wants to sound like a city person. Instead he sounds like the love child of Paula Dean and Foghorn Leghorn.

  • Gustav2

    When will you investigate the terrorism perpetrated by Republican anti-Americans?

  • Joe in PA

    Durbin…just waiting to pounce.

  • Ken M

    I’ll wait for the movie, or the comments. They are usually more believable, as well as entertaining.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Attorney Sessions, I’d like to ask a question about the fudge stripes…

    • Joe in PA

      And not the good kind.

    • Snarkaholic

      I’d like to ask a question about PRISON stripes (and if you prefer them to an orange jumpsuit (in size XXXXS).

  • boatboy_srq

    “Kreacher! That’s enough of your bile!”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Gustav2

      Appears?

      • lymis

        I can live with “appears.” It’s a FACT that the directive ALLOWS it, it appears that he’s ENCOURAGING it.

    • bambinoitaliano

      “But I am overseeing the tranny trial in Iowa, you see? I ain’t no prejewdish to no fudgepacking folks maam.”

  • The_Wretched

    Yes, ‘asset forfeiture’ programs start fine but all go corrupt. When the cops can literally pocket what they take, they tend to take a little extra. It’s a massive incentive to be corrupt.

    • TimCA

      Asset Forfeiture explained:
      Yes, we get to take your car. No, we don’t need to prove shit in a court of law to do so.

      • Snarkaholic

        “How DARE that __________ (insert name of hated minority) own a car! You’re lucky we’re still allowing you to own a bicycle!” ~Any bigot, definitely

    • Steverino

      It’s like extorting a bribe and not having to produce anything in return for it. And it’s all legal.

  • The_Wretched

    And who makes the fentanyl?

    • Gustav2

      Elves who live in a tree.

    • Snarkaholic

      “Well, I don’t really recall, but isn’t that an herb used in making sausages?”
      ~J. Sesspool, probably

  • Joe in PA

    Hey you left out Mexican rapists…you racist POS.

  • Joe in PA

    Fear works, eh Jeffie?

  • Gustav2

    How about people like you who have substituted your religious views for the law?

    • Snarkaholic

      How about what (if anything) you plan to do about Pence when he starts hanging ALL of the gays?

      • BearEyes

        The evil elf will applaud

  • melllt

    The opiods that my neice overdosed on were stolen from my mother who had a prescription from a pain clinic. They weren’t smuggled across the border you lying asshole.

    • Gustav2

      Over prescribing of a drug sold as not addictive…

    • Tawreos

      Hush now, his stock portfolio might take a hit if he blamed it on pharmaceutical companies.

      • The_Wretched

        The pharmaceutical companies had +50% manufacture margin to deal with ‘shrinkage’. Obama cut it down to about +20% (or some numbers like that).

    • JCF

      {{{melllt & fam}}}

  • Ken M

    He will either walk away with 2 anal openings, or free as a bird. Sadly, my money is on the latter. The Dems don’t seem to willing to do much more .

  • DumbHairyApe

    “…the president wants to work with young people. He has a heart (on) for young people.”

    • TimCA

      Only if under age AND related by blood.

    • Snarkaholic

      Like the Hitler Youth summer camps?

  • The_Wretched

    “Deporting” someone who entered the country as a 2 year old is immoral and cruel and does not make sense. In every way that matters, they are US citizens. Fine or punish the people who brought them but the kid is blameless.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      A two year old is a crime VICTIM, not a criminal.

  • The_Wretched

    Lol @ I will take executive privilege even though I can’t do that.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    His manner of speaking when lying is so freakin weird. The way he emphasizes some words, then almost goes in a sing songy way

    • April

      Racism does that to you…

  • Hank
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Grandpa is explaining the rules of how to play this board game

  • ByronK

    He claims a solid second place in my list of “people whose voices are like a cheese grater on my frontal lobes” right behind the Big Giant Head-Cheese.

  • The_Wretched

    patriot act 702 is warrantless electronic spying by USGOV on US citizens. It was passed to find terrorists but is used most of the time in criminal investigations. TOTAL FVCKING BS.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Just an observation: Unlike Joe’s stock photo of the Keebler Cookie Elf in Chief, there are interesting differences between that photo and his appearance on TV this morning. He has a new spot growing on the left side of his forehead. He’s wearing a blue tie. And he doesn’t have his mother sitting behind his right shoulder today. He’s also had his ears ironed back. The are much less wrinkled than usual. Must be the low humidity.

    • William

      I posted the classic ‘Jeffy Sessions/Bat Boy’ photo farther down the thread.

    • yes b’y

      lol

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    In other lawsuit news:

    “On Wednesday morning, a federal judge in Manhattan will hear preliminary arguments in a case that claims President Trump is violating the Constitution’s ban on accepting foreign payments, or emoluments.

    But before that issue can be debated, the court first has to decide whether the plaintiffs even have standing to bring their Emoluments Clause case. And that first step is what is happening in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York.”

    http://www.npr.org/2017/10/17/558325330/the-court-challenge-begins-is-trump-taking-unconstitutional-emoluments

    • billbear1961

      How can they not have standing when the president’s being for SALE harms us ALL?!

      • The_Wretched

        Standing is tricky – it’s the tool the right wing uses to discard cases that highlight how biased they are. So long as they are open to the bias claim, they rather quash cases before they happen and before discovery.

  • Bluto
  • Gustav2

    Clinton, Clinton, Clinton, Clinton…

  • Joe in PA

    Hey is Bill Clinton still president? Just asking. Obama? Hillary?

  • yes b’y

    grassley’s nose is just begging for a biore strip

  • TimCA

    I think I know why you and Sessions are not going into depth about that too. It’s to further muddy the waters around the legitimate Mueller investigation into the REAL compromising of our elections by Russia.

  • Lars Littlefield

    FETAL TISSUE!!!!!!

    • DumbHairyApe

      Drink? What are the words today??

      • Gustav2

        Sen Assley.

      • melllt

        But what about hillary and obama? I cant discuss that, i cant recall,

    • PickyPecker
  • Gustav2

    Maybe it is because PP did not violate the law.

  • Joe in PA

    Squirrel!

  • Bluto

    Back to disproven fetus sales.

  • Joe in PA

    Cut to the chase baby!

  • The_Wretched

    Comey did not help Hillary Clinton.

  • Gustav2

    You folks forced the then AG to practically recuse herself, and now you bitch about Comey.

  • Bluto

    Yet the administration is fine with declaring the russian investigation as a fake witch hunt before it’s conclusion.

  • GayOldLady

    Here we go “bill clinton” did this, “bill clinton” did that.

    • greenmanTN

      You’d almost think it wasn’t over SIXTEEN years ago that he was in office!

  • Sean Taylor

    such a smug little fucker

  • Ken M
  • Lars Littlefield

    “Mr. Comey had many talents, but the president regarded him as a triple threat.”

  • Gustav2

    you are not the presidents lawyer.

    • The_Wretched

      ^this.

      and the Fed AG isn’t supposed to be a political actor else everyone with think (rightly) that the rule of law is partisan. i.e. does not apply to republicans.

  • melllt

    So thats a yes

  • DumbHairyApe

    GLOMAR!

    • GayOldLady

      Astroturfing.

  • Bluto

    goddamnit Diane, get fucking nasty.

    • Hank

      She… the Elf… will then cry out that Diane is making him NERVOUS!!!!

    • TimCA

      She’s female. They’re all nasty according to this administration

      • Bluto

        ‘zactly.

  • Gustav2

    You are not the president’s lawyer.

  • The_Wretched

    Asking about the existence of a communication is not reading the communication. This is Sessions pulling the “5th”. I might have to stop listening, his lying and bald faced lying in the face of gross crimes and abuse of power is disgusting me.

  • melllt

    Your are not defending the office of the President you are defending the cheeto

  • Joe in PA

    As much as I like her…it doesn’t seem like she has the energy for this. And he’s only and elf. 🙁

    • Bluto

      She needs to go.

    • DumbHairyApe

      She seems tired. Can’t help but wonder if she thinks this is a losing battle- that you can’t argue against stupidity and denials.

    • melllt

      Screaming and hollering and being combative makes for good tv, but it wont get different amswers. And getting rid of a senior senator that raises a ton of money for other democrats and has seniority on so many committees is a bad idea.

      • Joe in PA

        Boy, you sure read a lot in to my comment. Good job mind reader.

        • melllt

          My bad. I must admit my response wasn’t to you specifically and personally. I’m wasn’t trying to read your mind.
          I have a lot on my mind, and when there’s a live feed i tend to group together comments and follow up comments and anything ever said about a particular issue, so i can continue to listen to the feed, while i put in my two cents.
          So, my apologies offered, i do want to offer two more cents. And Not just at you, but at anyone still reading.
          It irks me when people suggest that pelosi, or Feinstein or hillary aren’t good enough.
          And yes you didn’t say that, you just said she was low energy. She ain’t no kamela harris or al frankin.
          I believe there is a time and place and need for lots of different people in the Democratic party. And Feinstein serves her need, as a fundraiser, and a powerful senator.
          She ain’t perfect, but I’m not sure there’s an alternative that can be better and more effective.

          • Joe in PA

            Thank you for the long note, I appreciate your thoughts. After I posted that comment I thought that I was a little harsh to you…I hate it when things escalate here. We are all on the same side!

            To me, Diane felt so beat-down, so lifeless with her questioning. I felt bad for her. Take care (and BTW, nice avatar). 😉

  • melllt

    Private conversations. Drink

    • Hank

      Irish Coffee

      • Lars Littlefield

        Today we’re hitting a giant bottle of Hornitos Repasados — straight from the bottle. No limes. No salt.

  • David

    KKK-Treason Elf.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    He’s not going to answer a goddamned thing regarding Trump.

    • Lars Littlefield

      ‘Cause it’s his “job” not to.

  • Gustav2

    Standards? LOL it is Trump!

  • Hank

    Is his lips moving??? Then he is LYING!!!!!!

  • GayOldLady

    “I do not confirm or deny any communication with President”. In other words “Fuck Yeah, I knew he was going to fire Comey over the Russia Investigation”.

    • Gustav2

      “I am not prepared at this time to tell the truth.”

  • Bluto
    • Ken M

      Stonewall…um..Jackson or Mexico?

  • The_Wretched

    Yes Hatch, vote votes are how you avoid personally being on the hook for passing a bill. And yall do hide stuff in bills. Also, the AG doesn’t speak for WaPo.

  • David

    For someone who’s rabidly homophobic, Treason-Elf sure does love sucking Dotard’s tiny orange penis.

  • Talisman

    Lying liar lies.

  • Bluto

    sure, weed is the problem.

    • Hank

      Exhale…..

  • Scott Fitler
  • Hank

    What does Orin Hatch’s talking has to do with jack shit???

    • Lars Littlefield

      Absolutely nothing.

  • TimCA

    Hatch: Marijuana is a gateway drug to harder substances like coffee and Coca-a-Cola. s/

  • Lars Littlefield

    Borin’Orrin has had his feelings hurt. And now he’s all but hurt about states that have legalized weed. What a dottering fuck wad.

    • Hank

      Probably, because all the states around him, that have legalized it are making money, hand over fist, while his Mormon enclave is not reaping any benefits!

      • Lars Littlefield

        It’s also against the “Word of Wisdom” which the momos have just amended to allow the consumption of Diet Coke. LMAO!

  • melllt

    What about freedom from religion you religious nut jobs

  • The_Wretched

    Anyone understand the “mens rea reform” push? The Heritage Foundation wants it and they are selling it as a protection for the accused? That’s facially backwards from their usual goals.

  • Bluto

    religious restoration act. call it what it is, fuck with the fags act.

  • Scott Fitler

    OMG if only their religious thoughts were kept private!

  • Joe in PA

    “Free exercise” does not mean what you think it means…asshole.

  • David

    All this proves is that the KKK-Elf is a religious terrorist and equally guilty of treason.

  • David

    Who needs ISIS or North Korea, when we have the GOP.

  • Gustav2

    Give weed a chance.

  • Bluto

    I’m really tired of these old mummified fucks running the country.

  • David

    GOP = Genocidal Old Perverts

  • Gustav2

    Answer the fucking question shortie.

  • Joe in PA

    Be careful Elf, be very careful.

  • Gustav2

    When you lied, did you lie?

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Oh, look, Jeff Sessions is amused by the hard, direct questions. Ha ha, ho ho.

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      Oh, Sessions just finds this experience ever so delightful!

  • David
  • DumbHairyApe

    Looks like Sessions came with a script to handle the difficult questions.

    • David

      It sounded much better in the original German.

  • Gustav2

    That’s not the fucking question.

  • melllt

    Answer the fucking question

  • TimCA

    Sessions: I want to be accurate so I’m going to try and bewilder you with obfuscation.

  • melllt

    I dont recall

    • melllt

      IE i don’t want to be caught in a lie

  • Joe in PA

    Hmmm, let’s get those two other folks under oath, k?

  • billbear1961

    They’re going to take your democracy from you, and you, as a people, you and your FAILED institutions, are going to do FUCK all about it. So MANY will serve them EAGERLY.

    I’m sorry to say this, but you’re going to let them literally take EVERYTHING from you.

    “We ‘won’ the elections. We control everything, including the courts. We will now do whatever we please, and if you try to stop us, we’ll jail or kill you. We’ll do that, ANYWAY, if we PLEASE. You are NOTHING, and you’ll do as we say, or DIE! We will strip you of EVERYTHING! We are the servants of GOD, and you are worthless SCUM!”

    And you’re going to let them. As a people, you’ll do nothing more to stop them than you did to demolish their LIE machine.

    The U.S. is an object lesson for the world’s remaining democracies, showing them what they must avoid, what they must prevent, unless they, too, want to be destroyed by LIARS, GANGSTERS, and FANATICS.

  • Bluto
  • Gustav2

    What other ambassadors met with you in your office? None?

    Why was the Russian so special?

  • Hank

    He is running out the clock!!! Obfuscation!!!

  • melllt

    Umm oh umm umm

  • Joe in PA

    I hope that nailed him. Mueller is watching.

  • DumbHairyApe

    So, will they be grilling him for 11 hours???

    • Hank

      He has Hair Drumpf’s folley catheter to do so!

  • David

    As I said before, all this proves is that the KKK-Elf is a religious terrorist and is equally guilty of treason.

  • Gustav2

    Mike Lee will now testify!

    • Lars Littlefield

      Jesus creeping shit! They’re pulling out all the “winners” this morning.

  • Pip

    I swear there is something that keeps these people from telling the truth. It’s like the opposite of Liar, Liar has happened to this admin.

    • JAKvirginia

      It’s impossible to tell the truth when you’ve never bothered to discover it.

  • JAKvirginia

    But, but, I was just following orders!

  • yes b’y
  • Joe in PA

    Thomas said that?

  • Ken M

    Too bad the Dems wear the gumdrops. https://media.giphy.com/media/KzO6opknUKBIk/giphy.gif

  • Gustav2

    I restored the policy even tho you and others know it is unconstitutional.

  • kladinvt

    Beauregard is back for another round of PERJURY?

  • Gustav2

    You don’t restore the law, you follow the law.

  • DumbHairyApe

    When will they ask him about the unsafe and unsanitary conditions present when making cookies inside of a hollowed-out tree?????

    • Gustav2

      It is his constitutional right to poison the country.

      • Hank

        AND to LIE about it and call it “Executive Privilege”

  • The_Wretched

    “We’re restoring the law” – that was trimmed back due to rampant abuse of the civil forfeiture. Sessions DOJ is putting back into place every abuse and racial and LGBTQ discrimination problem that we fought hard to fix.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Neauregard shows his mettle. And it’s disgusting.

  • Gustav2

    It is well documented you are an asshole.

    • DumbHairyApe

      And his cookies suck.

  • David

    His hateful, fugly redneck wife is sitting behind him.
    She’s a lush, who oozes hatred.

  • melllt

    So the po po can take your cash if they think maybe something happened, and if you don’t have any money to contest the seizure of your money, you must be guilty. That ain’t the way it should work in America.

    • Gustav2

      Finally someone gets it!

  • DumbHairyApe

    Who clobbered him on his face? His wife? Some kinda BDSM hickey???

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Elf Kink

  • melllt

    Its nonya business

  • Gustav2

    I will review it, but not tell you about the review or if I really did the review.

  • Hank

    The word of the Day: PRIVILEGE!!!! DRINK!!!!

    • Gustav2

      White…

  • The_Wretched

    Sessions is refusing to answer the most basic of oversight questions including whether or not he talked to people that there’s records of him talking to.

  • Lars Littlefield

    I like Dick Durbin.

    • ByronK

      What’s a Durbin? Is that a toy? 😉

      • Lars Littlefield

        I had a little Durbin. I made it out of clay. And when it’s dry and ready, oh Durbin I would soend the day at play.

  • Ken M

    I wonder if the people would laugh, or find it cruel, if someone called him an elf while asking questions.

    • DumbHairyApe

      He can neither confirm nor deny that he’s an elf.

      • The_Wretched

        He can’t even say that someone has seen him or that he’s sitting in a chair at the moment. If you’d like to send a letter, he’ll think about looking into it.

      • melllt

        He cant recall and even if he could that is part of a private conversation

      • Ken M

        Put the PC on the back burner and interrogate. We’re talking the leadership of the nation, not some f*cking parking ticket

    • Hank

      I would like to see EVERY Dem. Senator have a package the Elf’s cookies sitting upwards facing him!!!

      • Ken M

        I’m not asking for 4 letter word abuse. Just selective, suggestive terms to remind him of all that he is, and isn’t. He’s too short to be sitting so high.

  • yes b’y
  • Karl Dubhe

    Nice of him to deny reality like that. Racist asshole.

  • Bluto

    oh please, we all know it’s the trans peeps trying to pee causing all the violence.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Careful Durbin, elves can be treacherous and dangerous.

  • Bluto
  • The_Wretched

    You aren’t being asked to send federal police. You’re being asked to not cut funds.

    AND yes it does cost local government resources to act like ICE on behalf of the federal government. To add a COST on top of a FUNDING CUT is hurting local enforcement.

  • melllt

    Oh great its my senator. I hate that man. I gotta take a drink

  • yes b’y

    did he forget is upper denture?

  • The_Wretched

    I’m out from listening. Sessions is bizaroo reality just lying and bald face lying for everything.

  • melllt

    New Orleans hates you senator Kennedy

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Good for Mayor Landrieu

    • melllt

      Landrieu is really a great smart thoughtful man. His speach when they took the confederate statues down is fantastic

  • worstcultever

    Just got home and turned on the ‘puter. Watched about 3 mins of this.

    God this country is over. What a farce, what a disgrace.

    • Ken M

      They had to do this before lunch? Seriously?

  • Hank

    I want a copy of the letter from Mayor Landieu!!!!

  • kanehau

    Uh… what laws about traffic cameras do you ‘follow’ exactly?

  • Ken M

    Well, there goes any memory of Trump and all the “Veteran issues.” Chalk up great timing for another issue diversion.

  • Hank

    Deport, Deport, Deport!!!! You will NEVER make this country as “WHITE” as you want it, again!!!

  • TimCA

    Well this been incredibly informative. s/ Sessions will only answer what he feels like and claim an unconstitutional or at very best an unproven theory of privilege in order to refuse questioning about the most important issues that requires his testimony. If there were a Democrat majority,….if enough senators of both parties had spine, Sessions should have at least been threatened with contempt charges.

  • Bluto

    This is a cavalcade of elfen bullshit.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Sessions calls “not answering any letters at all” from Senator Whitehouse a “backlog”.

    • The_Wretched

      And in the testimony that I did listen to, Sessions said to reask the questions he refused to answer in a letter.

  • melllt

    We aren’t doing our job, and aint trying to do our job, stop hassling us to do our job. We’re busy trying to get those brown people out of the country

  • melllt

    I don’t know about that IE i dont agree with that

  • Bluto
  • Hank

    Will someone start playing “Dixie” for Daffy and the Elf to dance to…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0f6b3aad68a49e6ead29182ac5e02dcad29a160ef21cfb8bc202a3d52c31980a.gif

  • Ken M
  • melllt

    You might not want someone to be looking into your business, but you work for me, a us citizen, not the cheeto, you stupid Fuck. Your business is my business

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Hank

      His belief: “Make America WHITE Again”!!!

      • The_Wretched

        That one heuristic is a workable explaination for 95% of the evil elf’s efforts. The other 5% is just flat hate for pot smokers and ‘sexual deviants’.

  • melllt

    Clinton emails drink

    • Bluto

      But the current regime’s use of private emails….. nothing.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Dead air lol

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • melllt

    Answer the question

  • melllt

    Uh oh. He’s losing energy. Someone give him a snack.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Bluto

    “Access to minor voters”, ummmm, voting age is 18, there are no minor voters.

  • Ken M
  • melllt

    So, basically, sessions has no idea what’s going on in the DOJ, the world is so fast paced, and the things he does know about, he cant recall or doesnt want/cant talk about because he likes to make up his his own laws. Got it.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Ted Cruz is up. Time to hit the mute.

    • melllt

      The son of an immigrant just wants to talk about how immigrants are gross.

      • The_Wretched

        Raphael Cruz’s paper work is still not in order.

    • Hank

      I mute for Cruz AND Herr Drumpf!!! Both have faces that I want to punch do to their smirking condescension!!!!

      • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

        I’ve now added Sessions to my facepunch list. I want to pound him every time he twinkles his little elfin eyes.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Thankfully, you don’t MAKE law you pos little elf.

  • yes b’y
  • Bluto

    fucking monsters going after DACA kids & young adults who only know the US as their country.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • yes b’y
  • Bluto
  • Bluto

    “catch & release”. jesus fucking christ, these are human beings not sporting fish.

  • melllt

    Not that i didn’t already know it, But cruz is that homophobic politician that votes and campaigns with his homophobia in the forefront of his mind, and then gets caught in a homosexual relationship. He’s possibly a self loathing homosexual, he’s definitely a self loathing immigrant

  • yes b’y

    this needs to be posted again https://i.imgflip.com/1qu6a4.jpg

    • Helen Damnation™

      I’m gonna get circumcised, er, I mean crucified for this but I’m sharing!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    AL Franken grill time

    — Getting popcorn —

    • melllt

      But jeff has low energy, and frankens questions are so long. He might need to break this up a bit.

  • AdamTh

    Oh, I so hope “Big Al” Franken is on that committee. I watched a few vids of him during committee hearings…

    Takes.
    No.
    Prisoners!

  • Bluto
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” Keep reading ”
    LOL!!!!!!!

  • JWC

    Well If I had the time I would watch But like so many things Trump I will wait for the summation ..the heights and the gaffs

  • Hank
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    OMG

  • ByronK

    “You can say what you want about the accuracy of it….” Fuck off and get back in your tree.

  • yes b’y
  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • TimCA

      And to think, I don’t believe Franken has any legal training. He’s not an attorney and I don’t believe he’s ever been to law school.

      • Hank

        He attended Harvard College where he majored in political science, graduating cum laude (in the top 25% of the class) with a Bachelor of Arts in 1973. — wikipedia

        • TimCA

          Yup, just what I thought. Not an attorney. Never attended law school.

          Franken is a gift!! Thank gawd he’s on our side and sits on the Senate Judiciary Committee.

          • ByronK

            I only tuned in when I heard he was up. It’s like Springsteen showing up at a Wiggles concert.

      • yes b’y

        Harvard BA IN Poly sci 1973

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Boo Hoooooooooooooooooooo

  • Hank
  • Bluto
  • ByronK

    Is he going to start throwing globs of frosting at Franken?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Dr Pepper !?!

    • ByronK

      Good to hear they were paying attention!! Geeez.

    • Bluto

      I’m a nazi, your a nazi, wouldn’t you like to be a nazi too.

    • TimCA

      It should have been battery acid

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Halou

    The elections.
    Commercial penetration.

    Russian cyber op.
    Commercial penetration.

    • melllt

      Ikr, wtf does sony getting hacked have to do with russian election meddling.

  • melllt

    Just say it sessions, i have know idea wtf you’re talking about, i have no idea what’s going on, I’ll get back to n you on that

  • melllt

    He needs a break

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    SO many meetings

    • Halou

      Meatings.

  • Halou

    That’s a good one.
    Ethics officials in the Trump administration?

    • Bluto

      Well, how to get around ethics.

  • melllt

    Sessions says, don’t make me do my job, or even hypothetically do my job, i dont want to make trump mad, he might fire me, and all these brown/gay/pot-smoking people will be free from my tyranny

  • Halou

    Here, have a softball.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Halou

      This will be up on pornhub shortly.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        eeeeewwwwwwwww

  • Halou

    The Democrats had super-majorities in the last 8 years?

    • The_Wretched

      Nope. And that was used as why we couldn’t have nice things with a Dem Congress and president in Obama years 1 and 2.

  • melllt

    Wtf happened to the idea you can go over your time if you’re asking a question and waiting for a question, as opposed to speachifying

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      ask GrASSly

  • melllt

    Whatever happened to that lady that sat in front of a committee for 11 hours without a break?

  • charemor

    Who cares what he has to say. It will all be lies.