Ivanka Trump: During My “Punk Phase” I Cried For 24 Hours When Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain Committed Suicide

Uh huh. The New York Daily News reports:

The First Daughter had a “punk phase” in the ‘90s, had a love of the grunge rock band, wore flannel shirts and dyed her hair blue, she reveals in her mother’s memoir.

“My wardrobe consisted of ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts,” Ivanka wrote in a chapter of Ivana Trump’s “Raising Trump,” which was released on Oct. 10.

Ivanka recalled she cried a full day after Nirvana’s front man Kurt Cobain had committed suicide in 1994. She was 12-years-old at that time. “It was a shock and I was distraught,” she wrote. “Mom had no idea who Kurt Cobain was, and she sympathized only so much.”

“After twenty-four hours of my crying inconsolably in my room, alone—major melodrama—Mom had to pull me out of there to go down to dinner,” the first daughter concluded.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Grunge wasn’t punk.

    Dumbass rich b&%*.

    Punks aren’t rich neither.

    • robindaybird

      If she really was a punk or grunge child of the 90s, she’d know the difference. This is clearly an attempt to be ‘I’m just like you’.

      There’s some overlap between Punk, Grunge, and Metal in terms of style and themes, but they are distinctly different.

    • ElenorRigby

      yeah, I occasionally hear from rich kids who say “OH I was a TOTAL punk in college.” And I’m all “you went to Harvard. You might have listened to the Ramones, but you weren’t punk.” One guy once told me “No, I had like… a mohawk and I listened to punk bands like Mighty Mighty Bosstones (who were ska) and No Doubt (who were just ska-influenced pop).”

      • Karl Dubhe

        We’ve been in some really different circles.

        I don’t hear that kind of thing. 🙂

      • Tiger Quinn

        If some edge lord tried to use those bands as his creds I think I would literally choke on my own rage laughing until I died.

        • Robincho

          Dude. Please don’t take it that far, ‘kay? Thx…

      • I was more New Wave. Totally different head. Like totally.

      • Just Noh

        ahahahahaha! edina monsoon was more punk than ivanka…

    • Bob Conti
  • ben-andy

    I guess that was her Vietnam. Sad.

  • 2patricius2

    Is that supposed to prove that she has a heart? Lots of people cry at movies too. But she has hitched her wagon to a rich, sociopathic, unfeeling narcissist. I guess she got over the heartbreak of losing Kurt.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Someone needs a holiday!

    https://youtu.be/-KTsXHXMkJA

    • Pollos Hermanos

      You’ll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day.

      • Karl Dubhe

        Well, she wouldn’t.

    • Danieruw
  • clay

    Oh. My. God. flannel?

    /s

  • penpal

    That would be a GRUNGE phase, you walking blood diamond.

    • robindaybird

      pared down instrumentation and dissatisfaction with the status quo are in both Punk and Grunge, but that’s where their similarities end. But a rich little dolly who needs to sound relateable wouldn’t care.

      • April

        I’m sure she owned a pair Doc Martens boots…

        Polished by the “help”.

        • Snarkaholic

          …who also were instructed to “artfully shred” her new jeans for her.

    • Just Noh

      “walking blood diamond”? i’m in love 😍

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Walking blood diamond.
      *swoon*
      😙

    • Walking blood diamond. You are genius, sir.

  • HZ81

    Ivanka Punk = paying someone to gob on others for her.

    • HZ81

      Also, owning Vivienne Westwood originals.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    I’m out like Kramer on this one.

  • TampaDink

    Why did Ivanka need to write a chapter in her mom’s book? I guess neither one of her parents can do anything for themselves.

  • clay

    She implies criticism of Mommy’s lack of empathy, but let’s Daddy off Scot-free.

    • Tatonka

      “Later, Daddy (he likes when I call him Daddy), bought me a brand new Curt Cobain. I didn’t like it as much, because it was wearing new jeans and didn’t smell of heroin, but Daddy was so proud I couldn’t stay mad. I sat on his lap and kissed his cheek while new Curt Cobain sang ‘I Did it My Way.’ Then we all went to the Plaza for dinner.”

    • Gustav2

      Daddy was never there at that time

  • Tatonka

    Ooh. You’re so soulful and relatable Ivanka. It’s like the story of my life! /s

    • JAKvirginia

      I know right? Next, she’ll be telling us all about the horrors of paying retail!! Gasp!!

      Sympathy, honey? It’s in the dictionary. Right after shit and suicide.

  • JT

    I think she meant to say her punk ass phase, which is still going on.

  • Blake J Butler

    She’s as fake as the plastic and silicone on her body. And a weak attempt to come across as “real” is condescending and so pathetic.

    Her and her husband, Damien Thorn can go fuck themselves.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/MDd7k9STXFAEU/giphy.gif

  • Bluto
  • Raising_Rlyeh

    Pics or it didn’t happen

  • bambinoitaliano

    Is she channeling Gwyneth Paltrow? Why should anyone care a privilege white woman anguished over a suicide she has zero stake in? Do we not have enough reality tv series to showcase the me me me narcissists ?

    • robindaybird

      ugh, Paltrow – I feel sorry for her kids, they’re going to develop an eating disorder from how she admits how she hovers and frets over every calorie, gluten and fiber they eat.

      • Snarkaholic

        Gay Forbid one of them comes home from school with chocolate on their breath!

    • Adam King

      So you’re saying Ivanka Trump and Gwyneth Paltrow are two different people? Huh. You learn something new every day.

  • Denis

    I wonder if she knows when she eats out all the kitchen staff puts their collective bodily secretions in her food.

    • Snarkaholic

      Do they also marinate her steak in the (rancid) grease trap before throwing it on the grill?

  • Mikey

    “I was inconsolable! The only thing that pulled me out of my earth-shattering depression – much deeper than anyone else in history’s depression – was my mother taking my to Tiffany’s to buy myself a few trinkets.”

  • Canadian Observer

    Why would anyone take fashion advice from someone who does not know the difference between punk and grunge?

  • Henry Auvil

    The fact that this useless entitled bitch was a fan is probably what drove that beautiful man to commit suicide. Just saying.

  • Adam King

    “I used to be a human being, but look at me now!”

    • Snarkaholic

      “I used to be a human being…until that first day of kindergarten, when the bitch sitting next to me was wearing the Exact Same Outfit! (I wonder if all of that Arts & Crafts class paste ever came out of her hair?”)

  • ceeenbee

    Wow! I feel so much closer to ivanka now that I know she is just like me.

    /s

  • Southeast PDXer
    • Natty Enquirer

      This. It’s a bit ridiculous to go to lengths to deny the story just because Ivanka belongs to an Evil Tribe. It sounds like completely believable 12-year-old behavior to me. But, as you say, SO WHAT?

  • Bryan

    Also, no one cares.

  • Henry Auvil

    Dear Ivanka, During my 61st year as an American citizen, I cried for 24 hours when your father was elected president.

    • Gil

      I’m still crying….

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        And my depression plumbs new depths daily.

        • Depression, rage, and near-constant anxiety here.

          Haven’t let myself cry. Nearly did on election night, but somehow I realized if I started I might never stop.

          I still haven’t cried. Want to. Can’t risk it.

          • Nowhereman

            I’ve had angry tears–I try to take breaks from the news, but I can’t ignore it.

          • JCF

            This.

          • Janet

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          • Sean Taylor

            I didn’t cry until the day after. I was too numb before that

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        • Nic Peterson

          Champagne helps. Just sayin…

          • Professor Barnhardt

            Champagne popsicles? They’re so Memorial Day.

          • Bad Tom

            They will also be significantly more difficult to freeze.
            ——-
            Unless you have liquid nitrogen! Then the popsicles can be used as hammers! Don’t put them in your mouth, though.

        • Nowhereman

          They’re starting to study it. Most of us are suffering from depression and anxiety since the election.

        • DonnaLee

          I was never depressed before this president.

    • I am impressed. I was in shock and denial. When I finally slept on Wednesday night I convinced myself that I’d wake up like Pam Ewing and it would all have been a bad dream. I had the same experience after 9/11. Sometimes things just don’t seem possible and it’s hard to accept that they really happened.

    • gothambear

      Bingo!

  • “But there came a day when Daddy said he was sad because I had such pretty legs and nice tits and wasn’t dressing to show them off, so I complied immediately. He even watched me change and made suggestions.”

    • Outlaw Woman

      “Then gave me my first AmEx Black Card!”

  • BearEyes

    melodrama?
    well, whatever.

  • Lazycrockett

    This person has no clue what Nirvana was, cause they sure wasn’t fucking Punk. Shit if you were twelve at the time you probably had never heard of punk.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
    • BearEyes

      at a farm in upstate NY.

      • Is that what they’re calling white-collar prisons these days? Farms?

        • Camps. We all go “camping” for five, ten years.

          In places like Duluth MN

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        Please don’t do that to me. Would I do that to you?

        • BearEyes

          OK – ND then with Dakota pipeline ‘water’

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            Such a relief. I was going to start drinking.
            Oh, who the hell am i kidding? I’ve been drunk for hours.

          • BearEyes

            I’ve got my trusty vodka and coke by my side right now.

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            “Coke”…. alrighty.

          • BearEyes

            coke zero no less – save the calories for the vodka.

          • olandp

            Vodka and Coke, how old are you?

          • BearEyes

            62 – been drinking it that way since college.

          • Acronym Jim

            A good craft rye vodka pairs nicely with cola.

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            I’m considering trying to find psilocybin shrooms. Fond memories.

          • olandp

            Sorry, wrong commenter…

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            ? 53

          • Grumpy Old Man

            If you are in Seattle, I know where to find liberty caps – one of the lawns was finally fenced off after some stoners kept knocking on the door to use the bathroom so i direct everyone to lawn outside the FedEx shipping office at the airport.

          • Acronym Jim

            You have liberty caps growing in your bathroom? It might be time to invest in a different cleaning spray.

          • Grumpy Old Man

            I once had orange peel mushrooms growing on the back seat of my VW – although it was a really nasty grey/brown color (we did a spore pattern to verify – no one was interested in tasting it).

          • Karl Dubhe

            I’ve recharged my weed. Getting happy again.

          • William

            Florence, Colorado.

    • Jefe5084

      Isn’t your Daddy-in-law still golfing? Your hubby may take that up soon., I hope. Cuz he deserves it.

    • Ken M
    • Danieruw

      Shouldn’t it be “How to talk to children FROM prison”? She’s not getting off that easily…

    • JCF

      “Grandpa is inspecting my underwear (to make sure it’s soft, like his paper towels)”

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7b497b49cec6023c20660de1c63a70567a0b7b406101742fbe5702a49f26859d.jpg

    • Snarkaholic

      Is she referring to one person or two?

  • Ninja0980

    Spoiled, sheltered brat says what?

  • MikeBx2

    Oh FFS! Bring back the Brooklyn cow. lol

  • Adam Stevens

    She later clarified that it was almost as bad as that time Serendipity was out of frozen hot chocolate, but way worse.

    • Snarkaholic

      Has she ever BEEN in a grocery store?

  • gaycuckhubby

    BREAKING!!! FOXNews poll has AL senate race TIED!

    • Treant

      So a win for Moore after they suppress the black voters and flip a few votes here and there.

      • UrsusArctos 🐻

        I dunno. Many Alabamians are deeply embarrassed by Moore. Maybe enough to vote for the Democrat. Last week I didn’t see a single Moore yard sign in a HEAVY GOP area of Mobile, but saw plenty of Jones signs in areas that surprised me.

        • Treant

          Bet thee a dollar? Jones could win by 10% of the votes and Moore will still win at the “polls.”

          • Karl Dubhe

            Gentleman’s bet.

            We’ll both drink, either way. 🙂

          • Adam King

            Well then I’ll take a piece of that action.

          • UrsusArctos 🐻

            It all depends on turnout if Appalachian Alabama turns out, Moore will win. If urban/coastal Alabama turns out, he’ll loose. I hope Roy keeps pissing off enough people to go vote against him.

        • GayOldLady

          That’s good to know

        • Nowhereman

          I live in a smallish town in Alaska that’s very red. I noticed that there were very few Trump signs and stickers during the election while there were forests of signs for local and state candidates. I have a neighbor who was rabidly anti Obama and had a “YOU LIE!!!” sticker on his car for 6-7 years. After the election he replaced it with a Trump 2020 sticker. He had Trump posters up on his garage during and after the election. I recently noticed that they are all gone. I’m surprised–this guy is hard core.

          • Snarkaholic

            Some of Chump’s supporters, as dumb as they are, have just enough intelligence to realize the potential consequences of a nuclear attack on the U.S.

          • UrsusArctos 🐻

            The “W” stickers stayed around a good while, then “poof” seemed to disappear too.

      • UrsusArctos 🐻

        They’re at about the limits for that in Alabama. It works best in places where it’s NOT expected. AL has about reached peak GOP corruption.

        • Treant

          (Blink, blink) Suddenly digs up many more votes for a Republican far-right judge (blink, blink) Just a mistake. (Blink, blink) butterfly ballots in FL…

          • UrsusArctos 🐻

            They had that down part in AL back in 2002, when they drug Bob Riley across the line with electronic voting machine fraud. Click the wiki link on Don Siegelman if you want to see how the Alabama GOP plays. It’ll give you insight into Sessions too. The recent stuff with Governor Bently/Luther Strange/ and the convicted speaker of the House is illuminating too.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Siegelman

    • Karl Dubhe
    • gaycuckhubby

      Its an outlier. But fingers crossed.

      Also it forces GOP to spend $$$ in AL!

    • Henry Auvil

      They agree it’s all about getting out the vote. If most voters don’t have a date with their cousin that night, the Republican will win.

  • Rocco Gibraltar

    Bitch, I cry today about the election of this imbecile.

  • Treant

    OK, so we’ve re-established that she’s a shallow cow and is using an event that happened years ago to seem worldly and accessible. Yet she still just looks shallow.

    Ivanka, honey, I liked you better when you were hiding. Fuck off, then, when you get back, fuck off again.

  • UrsusArctos 🐻

    She hasn’t recovered from stepping on that ping-pong ball either.
    How did an immigrant’s granddaughter and daughter of another immigrant get to be such a WASP?

    • robindaybird

      Money.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    “Well it was ghastly, simply ghastly!”

  • Just another day at Trump Manor…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ7Tak6fK9w

  • Ken M
  • Lazycrockett

    Plus don’t get me started on this “first daughter” BS. The woman is married with children.

    • Todd20036

      Al Bundy had way more class than Trump ever could.

  • GayOldLady

    I pity her when she has a real life crisis

    • Karl Dubhe

      I won’t, not after this last year of bullshit.

      • GayOldLady

        She can’t even imagine what real life is. She’s spent an entire life in a sterilized bubble.

        • Karl Dubhe

          True.

          I hate to say it though, but I still don’t care. I can try to have some empathy for her, but that would be so fake.

          Faker than trying to be straight.

          • David Walker

            Understood.

          • Nowhereman

            Even if we hate them, we are showing them more empathy than they have ever shown us.

        • ByronK

          Remember the toll that the campaign took on her when she wasn’t able to architect time for a massage?!! I don’t know how she goes on!

    • “My god, you mean these prison jumpsuits ONLY come in orange or khaki? This is intolerable! Call the concierge right now!” (pause) “Hey wait! You can’t put me in solitary confinement! And what’s with the suicide poncho?! DADDEEEEEEE!”

      • GayOldLady

        We can hope

        • Snarkaholic

          “Daddy, the food in here is horrible!
          I’ve never heard of SPAM pate’, but it’s the worst!”

    • BearEyes

      that’s why she has “people”
      I want to see her with a kid on each tit shopping in the supermarket having to rely on coupons to keep under budget so she can still pay the rent. Let’s see how she manages that crisis as one of the kids gets sick when her husband is laid off.

      • GayOldLady

        She’d never survive that

        • BearEyes

          exactly. That’s a real life skill she’ll never know.

        • Snarkaholic

          “For me, roughing it is when Room Service answers on the THIRD ring!” ~Joan Rivers

      • Nowhereman

        It sounds like the Kushner crime family is going to lose their 666 building. So sad…

    • Adam King

      I just hope it happens soon.

    • ByronK

      I’ll be the first one to dash for the popcorn.

    • DoctorDJ
      • Todd20036

        He’s cute!

    • Robincho

      Something tells me that’ll be coming along fairly soon…

    • Nowhereman

      I don’t–but then the Trump family brings out the best in all of us…

    • Snarkaholic

      Like when another shopper beats her to the last pair of Louboutins? (And she can’t snatch them away, because the woman’s husband is due to make a substantial contribution to her fatter’s re-election fund.)

  • Jefe5084

    I. Do. Not, Care.

  • Henry Auvil

    Melania: I really dug the “mod” fashions we wore back in the groovy ’90s.

  • MikeBx2

    Someone please tell Courtney Love that Ivanka Trump referred to Nirvana as punk. I’d love to hear her thoughts on that.

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      Or Exene Cervenka. I’m sure she could explain the difference.

      • Outlaw Woman

        Exene ROCKS! Saw her last summer, she’s still full bore!

      • greenmanTN

        Love her! And John Doe.

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)
    • Silver Badger

      That was her Melanoma phase.

  • greenmanTN

    Ivanka is, a punk rocker!

    Give me a fucking break.

    Though I can think of a proto-punk song that describe something her perfectly.

    https://youtu.be/jMiIe-VLGPY

  • worstcultever
    • BearEyes

      I would put “bribe” in quotes too as I expect it was more a threat.

    • JCF

      Points!

  • Lazycrockett

    https://twitter.com/SteveKornacki/status/920415180361752577

    DNC needs to throw some money into this race.

  • Outlaw Woman

    Upper West Side 12yo rich girls don’t get to claim the title of “punk”.

    Getting beat up by the jocks in high school for being punk … now THAT’s “punk”.

    Then getting beat up by the punks for being gay … that’s REALLY “punk”.

    • Karl Dubhe

      I knew Chi Pig, of SNFU.

      He liked to fuck fat white boys. 🙂

      • Outlaw Woman

        I “knew” him too !

        just kidding, I was a skinny white boy … however, I’m sure that I’m more than fat enough for him now.

  • The New Paige Turner™

    She really needs a better publicist and media advisor.

    This shit really isn’t working.

  • Megrim Twist

    PUNK!?!? PUNK???? NIRVANA, PUNK?!?! oh my god

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Yeah, that kind of made me go WTF? Mind you, she is the spawn of the #LiarinChief, so no surprise there.

  • Michael

    The amount I care cannot be seen with an electron microscope.

  • sisterfalconer

    This whole family is numbing.

  • Benji

    Please continue to talk like I care!

  • JWC

    Oh Dick Jane Look SeeThe blond bitch is trying to claim empathy

  • SFHarry

    …and now you’re helping your father destroy America. So what!

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Robincho

      Keep it movin’, Bobs. We ain’t got all day here…

  • Slippy_World
  • jerry
    • ByronK

      D’OH!!

    • Karl Dubhe

      I slept with a Nazi from Southern Alberta, who belonged to a group that had a gay rights clause. One of the early homocons?

      Last time I went home with someone without a proper conversation…

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      So many levels of o.O
      I guess it’s a uniform fetishist who took a wrong turn and did Nazi what would come of that.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    I was pretty upset when Cobain shot himself and couldn’t listen to Nirvana for several years afterwards, but this in no way endears Ivanka to this Gen-X’er.

    What I most clearly remember is the radio at work was on a station whose DJ spent the rest of the morning playing Nirvana songs with gunshot sound effects overlaying them. I never listened to that station again and the DJ later became a right-wing talk show host.

  • Henry Auvil

    RIP to the most sublime Mr. Cobain. woof. And fuck Ivanka for trying to use him to validate herself.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOZKz_sPM6U

  • Cuberly Deux

    Actions would humanize you much faster & more effectively than a marketing campaign. Either way, the crows are coming home to roost Kleptanka.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6a4595c84be78e53dc5cdd9217b67d442c423e2d5748e9d0172053019579e7dd.gif

    • JWC

      Dumb fact Did you know the common crow is the only bird found in every country on earth excepting The arctic and Antarctic

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        Good to know

      • BearEyes

        every September in the forest behind our house that my hubby “has” to go outside and try to shoo away.

        • JWC

          they are extremely intelligent as well

          • BearEyes

            yes. they know how to rile my husband – LOL

          • JWC

            They will fed off that, sensing his anger they will provoke

          • BearEyes

            yes they do. I tell him to ignore, but he just ignores me.

          • kareemachan

            They do it to our cats as well. I swear I can hear them laughing.

            Also this:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WupH8oyrAo

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Did you know the Jamaican crow is fund only in Jamaica?

        • Robincho

          — “Jamaica?”
          — “Nah, dude, I barely even met her!”…

      • Cuberly Deux

        I sorta have a thing for crows. Not sure why but always have.

        https://media.giphy.com/media/zvJkkMel96Vk4/giphy.gif

        • JWC

          they are a very interesting study

        • JCF

          They’re highly intelligent.

      • TuuxKabin

        Enjoyed that character from The Birds and her explanation of birds.

        • JWC

          who Tippy Headrinse

          • TuuxKabin

            No. The ol’ bat, to Tippi’s left.

            https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YTkNWp567AM/hqdefault.jpg

          • JWC

            I believe her name was Ethel Griffies a Character actor in many movies and TV shows

          • TuuxKabin

            She was a riot in The Birds. One of the best characters in the film, and the drunk who pipes up, “it’s the end of the world.”
            Probably last,half way decent film Hitchcock made, except for “Family Plot.”

        • Robincho

          I’ve been drinking hedrens, straight, all afternoon, and now find myself a bit tippi (not that I ever drink anything straight)

          • TuuxKabin

            You slay me. Gonna start referrin’ to you as ‘Killer.’

      • Robincho

        And it’s murder, lemme tellya…

        • JWC

          I see your murder of crows and raise you a parliament of owls

          • Robincho

            Could you make that an exaltation of larks instead? After the recent Vatican confirmation, I’m still working with Irritable Owl Syndrome. kthxbai…

    • Brian Burleson

      Bodega Bay?

      • Cuberly Deux

        The Birds.

        • Robincho

          Hitch your Cock up and act it proud. There’s a good lad…

        • kareemachan

          NOT The Byrds.

        • JCF

          You’re both right.

    • greenmanTN

      A very good promo for The Birds, written by the guy who wrote the Alfred Hitchcock Presents intros.

      https://youtu.be/lCxR7dlavwg

      • JCF

        Am having difficulty looking at “Hitch” these days, what w/ Tippi Hedren’s harrassment revelations. I mean, he’s classic, and I will watch his films again—just not for a while.

  • ByronK

    She’s really grown as a person. Now a major life crisis is when they’re out of the tampons with the hand-woven japanese silk strings.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Fake affluenza tears. Sorry, no sympathy.

    • Ken M

      I can see her patting the head of whoever she had to cry the tears for her.

  • Ernest Endevor

    What a heartwarming sharing of intimate details. It’s almost like when you shared about your fourth nose job and you still ended up with the tip veering right.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I hate when that happens.

      • Ernest Endevor

        It can be devastating, I know. But Ivanka is indeed blessed with a richly supportive, loving, and nurturing family.

        • Snarkaholic

          Ivanka: Daddy, I fell off my polo pony…I have a broken arm and three cracked ribs!
          Chump: Yeah, okay…I had to sit in The Oval Office for two hours, when I should have been playing golf, so MY day was WAY worse than yours!

  • Bad Tom

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

    Load up on guns
    Bring your friends
    It’s fun to lose and to pretend
    She’s overboard, self assured
    Oh no I know, a dirty word

    Hello, hello, hello, how low
    Hello, hello, hello, how low
    Hello, hello, hello, how low
    Hello, hello, hello

    With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now, entertain us
    A mulatto, an Albino
    A mosquito, my libido, yeah

    Hey, yay

    I’m worse at what I do best
    And for this gift, I feel blessed
    Our little group has always been
    And always will until the end

    Hello, hello, hello, how low
    Hello, hello, hello, how low
    Hello, hello, hello, how low
    Hello, hello, hello

    With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now, entertain us
    A mulatto, an Albino
    A mosquito, my libido, yeah

    Hey, yay

    And I forget just why I taste
    Oh yeah, oh yeah
    It makes her smile
    I’ve found it hard
    It’s hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

    Hello, hello, hello, how low
    Hello, hello, hello, how low
    Hello, hello, hello, how low
    Hello, hello, hello

    With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now, entertain us
    A mulatto, an Albino
    A mosquito, my libido

    Our denial
    Our denial
    Our denial
    Our denial
    Our denial
    Our denial
    Our denial
    Our denial
    Our denial

  • Ken M

    Have trouble seeing Ivanka here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30H4sGO0_B8 Anybody else remember “Slam Dancing?” jump to .20

    • Brian Burleson

      Loved it. I would “occasionally” steal one of my father’s muscle relaxers and make a great evening in the mosh pi,. circa 1979. East Lansing (MSU) wasn’t the greatest place for culture then or now. But ones deals with what is, not what they wish it to be. Let’s Lynch the Landlord!

  • Whore_Ta_Culture

    Trustafarian says …………….WUT??

  • Whore_Ta_Culture

    Did she relay how she stepped on a ping pong balls during a tournament at the “Club”……… oops my bad,……….. THAT was another vapid self absorbed,”Ghastly” creature

  • Cuberly Deux
    • BearEyes

      ‘barron’ doesn’t know high-five?

      • Cuberly Deux

        Eh, maybe he’s just being a pissy kid. He is at that age.

      • Robincho

        There’s a LOT that Barron doesn’t know. ‘Cuz he’s unable to…

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    For those of us who actually did, seeing Kurt as the outcast in all of us, you’re adding insult to memory, you liar of a ratchet skank.

  • madknits

    Poseur.

  • Tiger Quinn

    This is seriously embarrassing. “I was so edgy, YOU GUYS, I TOTALLY WAS.” (Also, Nirvana is not punk by any stretch, though they are amazing, and blue hair is the most Hot Topic form of rebellion you could have found, Princess Assmouth)

  • BlindBill

    pics, or it never happened

  • No one cares. Am I supposed to think she’s human and not a monster because she had feels when a celebrity died? We all have that. It doesn’t change that fact that she’s enabling her racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic sonofabitch father.

  • jerry
    • JWC

      she brings the milk and cookies just before Donny’s nap

      • boatboy_srq

        But can she stop him golfing and tweeting?

        • JWC

          break his tiny liddle finners

      • robindaybird

        she flashes her panties to dial down on his tweeting

    • boatboy_srq

      A) Eldercare never has a title. Nor job description.

      B) Not that anyone in this WH would ADMIT that’s what she’s doing.

  • boatboy_srq

    Her punk phase never ended. She’s still consciously unemployable (by anyone but Daddy). Pity it isn’t because she’s protesting the exploitative class.

    But she confused grunge and punk? Wow. Makes you think her next musical fixation will be punge’n’grunk.

  • Charlie

    cool story Ibonkher

  • boatboy_srq

    Does anyone else, in that shot of her, see a really bad attempt at the Lisa Kudrow look? Badly executed. She should sue her plastic surgeon.

    • Robincho

      That was Iskanka before she spent untold sums on what she hoped would be her DE-Kudrowization…

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    During my Trump phase, I cry every time he opens his mouth…so fuck you you entitled Shitgibbon larvae.

  • Benny S.

    #1 – Punk. Grunge. She should know there’s a dif.

    #2 – We’re not told if the jeans were Ferragamo or Valentino, nor if the shirt was Versace or Biagiotti. She should know there’s a dif.

    • Ken M

      Ferragamo was still limiting itself to primarily footwear back then.

      • Benny S.

        That sounds kinda gay. 😉

        (and I myself was in gay denial back then.)

        • Ken M

          I was selling them for Nordstrom in CA.

    • GanymedeRenard

      #3 – Jeans =/= corduroy. She should also know there’s a dif.

  • Robincho

    And then, she STEPPED. AWN. The PING-pawng bawl… Well, it was JUST ghastly…

  • Phillip in L.A.

    Wait, what? So you had no lunch, no breakfast, and no dinner the night before? Lying liars gotta lie

  • Nic Peterson

    Oh Vanks, you silly little twit. I never saw you at a single Black Flag show. Or Dead Kennedys, or Skinny Puppy. You sure as shit didn’t go anywhere near the Rise Up or Rage Against the Machine shows. Totally doubt that you would even recognize any of the work from these bands.

    Know what I was doing in 94? Burying my friends, most of them simply wanted to live to see their 30th birthday.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Oh, that I had more than one up-vote to give to you, Nic Peterson! Great post, ty

      [Edit: And you know she didn’t see Fear, X, The Germs, Circle Jerks, The Sex Pistols, etc., either!]

      • Nic Peterson

        She bought her ‘edgy’ clothes at Bonwits.

  • another_steve

    Ivanka cries because Jared wants me, not her.

    I will give Jared what he wants. What he craves.

    I can relate to Jared on a religio-cultural level.

    • Snarkaholic

      What he craves…you’re going to beat the crap out of Bannon?

  • Ken M

    O/T sorta Is $38,560.00 seem reasonable for school? Friend asking

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      More information would help.

      • Ken M

        Barron’s yearly school tuition

        • kareemachan

          For that kind of school, yeah.

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            Actually cheaper than several schools in the corridor.

  • No More GOP.

    I really want for her to just shut up and go grift something.

  • Andymac3

    You were 12, you had a room to yourself, you got dinner every day, you had your own choice of clothes, your mom was there and not working two jobs. I can’t relate to you, filthy rich girl, I was 23 when Kurt Cobain died, and I remember it because it was a huge shock to me, why would someone kill themselves when they were so successful. I wanted to be in a band that had so much passion, and I still miss what he could have gone on to do with his music.

  • TuuxKabin
  • Nowhereman

    Gag me.

  • John Clerkin-Whitcomb

    Good try… If bitch was crying for 24 hours ’bout then, it was probably just from the pain of her first chin and boob implants.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    I cried when your incompetent daddy was elected. Get back to us when you develop some empathy.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Oh vomit.

  • RMJ

    I call bullshit. Unless the terminology changed for the younger generation, I’m plenty old enough to know you either wore “corduroy’s” or you wore “jeans” – they were not the same thing. Even worse I had “Monster bell corduroy’s” – DON’T JUDGE!!! ;o)

    • greenmanTN

      I’m giving you major side-eye right now. 😉

      • RMJ

        Lol… I clearly remember ironing them for 1 1/2 hours so they had the perfect crease and strolling into school thinking I was the shit! The bells were so big they completely covered your shoes… wish I had some pics to post but alas, embarrassment has seen them all destroyed through the years. Mom still managed to find one family pic where I’m wearing bell-bottoms and clearly have a white-boy fro and posted it to Facebook. It’s horrible and a guy friend at work found it and teased me for months.

        • greenmanTN

          Oh oh oh, post it! A friend’s mother had a pair of loose bell bottoms so big we could each get in one leg, and we were in high school! We looked like Siamese twin Morticia Addamss.

  • geoffalnutt

    Blue hair. That’s supposed to “humanize” her. Just like “the little people” have. It’s so touching. Blue hair! *snif*

  • SilasMarner

    Who fucking cares Ivanka?!

  • fuzzybits

    Nirvana wasn’t a punk band,dumb ass!

  • charemor

    You know, Ivanka, I really don’t give a rats ass.

  • Robincho

    To be this plain, yet have access to this much money, but to come out of it looking SO pathetic…

    Her dragging Cobain down is no different than her daddy dragging down the son of General Kelly.

    This is evidently what these “people” do. It’s so cute when they think they’re good at it…

    • greenmanTN

      But Ivanka is SO counterculture, doncha know!

      • Robincho

        Yeah. She’s a rebel. Just like Cher…

  • Now, the first Mrs. Trump wants a piece of the financial action.

  • carrot festival

    Just piss off you sad sack of shit.

  • Phillip in L.A.

    Go Dodgers! Yu Darvish (Dodgers) just gave up a First Inning homerun to Schwarber (Cubs), so the Dodgers trail 0-1

  • kareemachan

    Wow, that makes me totally rethink you, Iwanka.

  • andrew

    Lots of Americans cried for way more than 24 hours when your father got elected.

  • gothambear

    Jesus H. Christ who the fuck cares? Go away Ivanka the White House non-advisor…

  • bkmn

    Go sleep with daddy and shut the fuck up

  • hdtex
  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    Ivanka might know which side of the ovens all us gays should line up on.
    Lets ask!

  • Snarkaholic

    “I dyed my hair blue and wore flannel shirts…and those lesbians wouldn’t leave me alone! I cried for days!” ~Ivanka, probably
    “P.S. They kept saying, “Blue is the warmest color”…which proves that they know NOTHING about the color wheel or fashion!”

  • disqus_FQgrm4l56P

    I don’t believe that even a little bit.

  • Kevin Gallagher

    and that my friends is why Kurt killed himself thank u ivanka really thank u for killing Kurt cobain

  • SDG

    Giving 0 fucks about you, Ivanka! You were supposed to keep your lunatic father on a somewhat “even keel”. He is destroying the country, on a daily basis.

  • Gianni

    Really Ivanka, do we have a need to know that? I bear no ill will against you, but your pampered life is meaningless to virtually all of us peasants.

  • Grumpy Old Man
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  • Jeff Yowa

    First of all, Cobain didn’t commit suicide. That bitch wife killed him

  • Gene Perry

    “Punk phase”? Oh, Mary, please …

  • Sean Taylor

    punk phase…give me a break

  • Cindy Villanueva-LaSalle

    To all of you wimps want still whining about Trump get over it and deal with it we had to deal with Obama for 8 horrible years I don’t feel sorry for you one bit. To the jackass, robyndaybird, who said that a twelve-year-old Ivanka was just trying to be like everybody else during her quote Punk phase you are a complete moron. It’s just a 12 year old girl going through a phase trying to discover who she is as a person just like every other woman in the world don’t tell me you didn’t go through an awkward phase at the age of 12 although I’m probably thinking you went through a very deep and disturbing moron phase LOL.

  • Blobby

    A. Nirvana wasn’t punk. B. Maybe you could go off yourself. Do us all a favor.

  • Eld

    At least Kurt didn’t have to watch your family fuck this country into the dirt. You and your family represent EVERYTHING Kurt hated, how dare you try and claim to be a fan.

  • Emma Duncan

    I don’t supposed she noticed, that having “fans” like her, was one of the more plausable reasons for his suicide. Kurt despised bullies.