Todd Starnes: Liberals Want To Criminalize Masculinity

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch:

Fox News radio host Todd Starnes told listeners at the Values Voter Summit (VVS) that mainstream media discussions about “toxic masculinity” are parts of a “war on men” that aims to “criminalize masculinity.”

In his address to VVS, which is hosted by the anti-LGBT Religious Right group Family Research Council, Starnes complained about the Boy Scouts of America’s recent decision to allow young women to participate in the organization.

“It’s not just a war on boys. It’s a war on men. And there are those in this country that want to feminize men. They want to criminalize masculinity,” Starnes said.

  • Stogiebear

    Don’t worry Todd. You’re in no danger of being charged with that crime.

    • Jeffg166

      Sh-h-h! He thinks he’s passing.

      • RMJ

        He’s the only one 😂

        • RaygunsGoZap

          He’s the butchest canned ham on Aisle 10, you brute.

          • Statistics Palin

            Le mõte juste!

          • Cattleya1

            There was a minor hit by Norman Greenbaum in the late 60′ called “Canned Ham”. It should be ut on every time this asswipe speaks.

          • gothambear

            wow thought i was the only music nerd who knew his follow up to Spirit in the Sky in 1970 – i think i love you 😉

          • Cattleya1

            I was glued to AT 40 every Saturday night – I had a part-time job in a laundromat and I was there all alone most Saturday nights.

          • gothambear

            Then you must love the rebroadcasts of the orig AT 40’s on SiriusXM on weekends too. Like total music porn. I float right back to our garage in West Covina where I had the radio blasting while I did yard work.

          • Cattleya1

            Actually, I got rid of Sirius because I have come to enjoy the silence in the car.

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    • Mike__in_Houston

      And the perfect photo to go with that heading, to boot. Todd getting ready to venerate another man’s masculinity…

      • Snarkaholic

        When it was time for him to go on the air, the studio crew pried his mouth off the Men’s room Glory Hole…
        …they had to use a crowbar to break the suction.

      • Rob NYNY

        I’m pretty certain that when he venerates another man’s masculinity, it involves Todd Stears supressing his gag reflex.

    • RMJ

      Logged in to say great minds think alike 😁 nice…

      • Stogiebear

        Thank you, Cutiepie!

    • Octoberfurst

      Damn! You beat me to it! Because we all know when it comes to having a tough-guy macho persona little Toddy isn’t even in the running. LOL.

      • McSwagg

        I’m usually not a grammar nazi, but you misspelled “toady”.

    • Kruhn

      Hahaha. You’re doing a good enough job on your own, Todd.

    • Uncle Mark

      Shouldn’t the spokesspud for masculinity be able to do at least one sit up or push up…or be able to lift something heavier than a fork?

    • Beat me to it.

    • Phaius

      Maybe one day he’ll move beyond being an omega.

  • FAEN

    THIS guy is talking about masculinity?

    • Jeffg166

      Oxymoron of the day.

      • JackFknTwist

        Did you mean oxymoron or proxymoron ?

        • Stogiebear

          Potato, otato.

          • greenmanTN

            Did Todd take the P again? That scamp!

    • CanuckDon

      “Savouring ” would be the verb that I’d choose.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Dedicated to Todd Starnes…and Caitlyn Jenner.

    • Todd Allis

      He wouldn’t recognize masculinity if it were shoved down his throat.

      • FAEN

        I’m sure he loves masculinity shoved down his throat.

  • crewman

    … because being masculine means being homophobic and assaulting women? That sounds like a pretty weak man if he has to “prove” he’s a man by victimizing others.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Most “masculine” straight men don’t give a rat’s ass if someone is queer. They just quietly say “no” if penis is offered and move on to the vagina. It’s the closet cases like Toddy who get all bent out of shape. As for assaulting women, yes indeed! How secure are you if you have to abuse women to feel powerful? Bah! If the Republican party were a person, they’d be …well…Donald Trump.
      It all makes sense now.

      • Phillip in L.A.

        Unless no vagina happens to be on offer; I think we all know what happens then!

        But agree that straight men who are secure in their sexual orientation couldn’t care less.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Todd Starnes anagram describes VVS – odd rats nest.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Excellent! +100 anagram

  • DreadPikathulhu

    Because Todd Starnes is the first person who comes
    to mind when talking about masculinity.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    If there was a fine for being less than masculine, Todd would be paying a million dollar one.

  • shellback

    I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be – and more of a woman than you’ll ever get.

  • Ken M

    They really had the cream of the crop at this thing.

    • greenmanTN

      Creme de Mental

  • boobert

    What a masculine specimen ! Looks like a blow up doll with too much hot air. lol

  • Mark

    That would be a misdemeanor at best.

  • TexasBoy

    Everything is a damn war with these people…war on men…war on Christianity…war on Christmas…war on Easter…and they call themselves Soldiers of Christ…and they think they are better than Islamic radicals? Six of one, 1/2 dozen of another.

    • vorpal 😼

      They’re desperate to look persecuted without actually facing any real form of persecution.

      They are such victims that they should carry chalk with them so they can draw their own outlines.

    • boatboy_srq

      Ideal followers of the Prince of Peace, no?


    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      Todd Starnes should be drafted. I’d love to see him meltdown when a drill sergeant screams that he’s a pile of blubber and that he better get his ass into shape.

  • Rocco

    Miss Thing does not have a thing to worry about then…

  • Gigi

    What would Starnes know about masculinity?

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Man the shit they make up.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Boys and girls scouting together! Mass hysteria!

    • zhera

      (Nevermind that’s how it’s done in other countries and there’s absolutely no problem with it…)

  • JT

    Todd Starnes: Liberals Want To Criminalize Masculinity


  • another_steve

    I was never masculine. Who needs it.

    Takes too much work.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Someone does not own a mirror in his house. One or two shades away from Ladybird.

    • vorpal 😼

      Now with that new avatar, you’re just flirting.

      • bambinoitaliano

        I could be stolen from your hard drive 😛

        • vorpal 😼

          With fur that fluffy, I’m going to have to see some proof of your date of birth before you come in the cat flap!

  • j.martindale

    People who are secure in their own skins don’t worry about this kind of shit. His obsession with the appearance of masculinity is a neurosis.

  • Sam_Handwich

    their idea of “masculinity” is eternal adolescence.

  • greenmanTN

    Says the poster boy for child-bearing hips…

  • djcoastermark

    I um, er, wha ?,
    Oh dear heavens below.

  • boatboy_srq

    If the Left does indeed intend to criminalize masculinity, Starnes is certainly safe from prosecution.

  • vorpal 😼

    Todd Starnes is a walking crime against masculinity. Make that humanity.

    • Statistics Palin

      He can be a crime against both.

  • Lazycrockett
  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Says one of the most unmanly men alive.

  • Statistics Palin

    No. We want to anathematize those who insist that sociopathy is masculinity.

    • AJayne

      But he loves drinking that toxic brew – it makes him feel big and powerful to stand up against those who would force his wounds to heal! Why doesn’t every man want that for himself and his sons?

      (Reminiscent of donald and O-care…)

  • zhera

    The masculinity you’re heralding? Damn right I want it criminalized. It’s sexism, abuse, misogyny, male privilege, and victim-blaming all wrapped up in an ugly basket of shit. You can take your ‘masculinity’, Starnes, and shove it.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      ‘Masculinity’ ≈ violence, to their way of thinking.

  • CB

    Why do we insist on a definition of masculinity that was created more than 70 years ago as a means of bolstering fragile egos through entertainment as the culture was already shifting? Oh, right, these guys still have fragile egos. Sorry about your penis.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I’m looking forward to the day when we can stop persecuting these ‘christians’ and start prosecuting them.

    • kat

      Why not both?

  • boobert
  • TuuxKabin

    Like he’d know from masculinity .

    • GayOldLady

      I bet I could beat him arm wrestling.

      • TuuxKabin

        You’d prolly beat me at a round of arm wrestling.

        • GayOldLady

          Maybe not! I’d give you a bit of a head start because I love ya. 🙂

          • TuuxKabin

            Zo mutual, dollingk!!!

  • Macbill

    “It’s a war on men”, said the Pillsbury Dough-Boy.

  • bambinoitaliano

    The ultimate expression of masculinity is a man who can take another man’s cock in his mouth or fuck each others brain out. These pussies are cowards who live in fear of their own genitals.

    • JAKvirginia

      Real Men Suck Dick!

  • JAKvirginia

    I say we all chip in and buy him some. Some assembly required, I’m sure.

  • GayOldLady

    I’d stand a better chance of being arrested for being masculine than Starnes would.

  • bkmn

    What Todd calls masculinity, we call a pissing match.

  • BearEyes

    well, today is your lucky day then.
    You don’t need to worry about being criminalised.

  • Ken M

    Here come the Trans and bathroom battles again.

  • boobert
    • greenmanTN

      Precision Polari
      Synchronized Sibilant Ss

    • Nowhereman

      Love Monty Python!

    • Jeff Matchan

      Someone definitely wants to get drilled. 😉

  • Ken M
  • sfjohn

    and none so masculine as that big hunk Todd……………………

    • Nowhereman

      “Hubba hubba”, right?

    • Mark Née Fuzz

      Yeah, old Todd has nothing to worry about. We aren’t going to throw him in jail.

  • JAKvirginia

    All together now…..

    We’re men
    We’re men in tights….

  • Elsewhere1010

    If we do, Todd, you’re entirely safe.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Ha ha hahahahahahha

    Have another pitcher of piss, boy.

    • JAKvirginia

      Said the Count de Money. 🙂

  • boobert
  • zhera

    I wonder how many in the audience laughed silently when he said that. Also, I wonder what color his lace bra is.
    You know the saying: Methinks the lady doth protest too much…

  • AtticusP

    That one stopped producing testosterone years ago.

  • Ken M
  • Tod Starnes has marked himself safe from being mistaken for masculine.

  • Mark

    OH jesus fuck – I don’t know how much more of this insanity I can take.

  • Acronym Jim

    So when Camp Fire started admitting boys in 1975, that was a “war on femininity?” They’ve been doing so all this time and not a peep out of Starnes?

  • canoebum

    Don’t worry, Todd. You’re safe.

  • JT
  • Eli Bradley

    “War on masculinity”… so, he’s looking for a daddy instead of a twink then, right?

  • Todd reminds me of those gay men whose profiles go on and on about how masculine they are and then Liberace shows up for your date.

  • And Starnes is just the picture of masculinity, isn’t he? He looks like he probably cries while sucking dick.

  • Matt

    Seriously, where do they get this shit? Starnes is the LAST person who should be talking about “masculinity.” He needs to review his collection of “Inches” magazine, I think…

  • Lawerence Collins

    Oh, the irony of this!😒🙄😳😊😆😜

  • RobynWatts

    Todd is definitely proving his point… by showing the audience what a “manly-man” looks like after a diet of fried foods and HFCS!

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      I now want him and Trump to have an eat-off of fried foods and lard biscuits.

  • Gerry Fisher

    I got all eager when I saw this one, and I thought I’d write “What would HE know about masculinity?” Then, I thought, “No…the other commenters have that one covered by now, for SURE!” I think we’ve all been “together” for a while, finishing each other’s sentences, and all that.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    WTF is he talking about?

  • MBear

    What does dough boy know about masculinity?

  • paganguy

    In the words of the great Marie Dressler as Carlotta Vance in “Dinner At Eight”: “Oh my dear, that’s something you need never worry about.”

    • paganguy

      And just because it’s a great scene.

      • Phillip in L.A.

        “Adapted to the screen by Frances Marion and Herman J. Mankiewicz from George S. Kaufman and Edna Ferber’s play of the same name” (wikipedia)

        These are the real people whose words those are!

  • Friday

    Seriously, Starnes, you’d have nothing to worry about, there.

    • AJayne

      Well, he does have the “toxic” part down cold…

  • Michael R
  • kevin vincent

    Funny how the effeminate little fat Ass crybaby is the one crying about masculinity eh?

  • Friday

    Of course fascism is all *about* toxic masculinity.

  • alguien

    starnes isn’t exactly a paragon of maniliness, i’m afraid.

  • Frostbite

    Lol. When I think of masculine, Todd, you’re no where near that list.

  • geoffalnutt

    Weeny weenis, weeny weenis, weeny weenis, weeny weenis….ad infinitum

  • Taylor

    As if this little toad has any hope of ever being accused of being masculine!

    Don’t worry Todd…you’ll be in no danger.

  • Octoberfurst

    Uhh Todd–have you looked in the mirror lately? Woody Allen is more butch than you.

  • Bluto
  • HZ81

    Good God. Time for another viewing of When Todd Met Dalton Glasscock!

  • andrew

    Todd Starnes, if liberals “criminalize masculinity,” you’re sake.

  • Hue-Man

    Brought to you by the Prison Industrial Complex; their slogan “Lock ‘Em Up. Lock ‘Em All Up!”

  • SFBruce

    Starnes was fired from the Baptist Press for misquoting then Secretary of Education Ron Paige. But lying is sort of job requirement for Fox News.

  • Leo Tallant

    OH Tod, Tod, Tod……HONEY – what would YOU know about masculinity ???

  • J Ascher

    Now, if only we could criminalize stupidity, the country would be in much better shape albeit with a far larger prison population!

  • GanymedeRenard

    When I think of masculinity, I think of the Village People; you, Starnes, not so much.

  • So, what would Todd Starnes know about masculinity? Less than Trump?

  • M Jackson

    For once Starnes cares about the rights of people who aren’t like him.

  • David Raymore

    O/T: I found a story on Twitter about the Values Voter Summit. There is a group called Mass Resistance that has put a flyer in the “swag” bag that has the title “The Health Hazards of Homosexuality.” The flyer talks about a new book available on Amazon with the same title with all the usual bullshit on gays have the highest STD rates, etc. It says “the sexual revolution and mainstreaming of homosexuality have created a public health crisis affecting us all.”

    Here are the pictures of that flyer:

    • SoCalGal20

      LOL Mass Resistance. Now there’s a blast from the past!

      • KnownDonorDad

        They’re perpetually frustrated because they’re based in Massachusetts, and thus virtually no one takes them seriously.

        • JCF

          And because the first word in their name is mainly “ass”.

    • Halou

      Where are they giving out swag bags?

      • David Raymore

        They are giving the attendees this swag bag at this hate conference. This flyer was one of the items. I did not find anymore information what else the bag contained.

        • Halou

          Ahh. Not as bad as I feared then, they’re basically preaching to the choir. Unlike a group of Canadian bigots who are facing legal action for going ‘undercover’ and doing this trick at a pride parade.

    • Vira

      Shall we discuss the rates of cancer, hypertension, diabetes, morbid obesity, Alzheimer’s, dementia, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and various and sundry other suchlikes among the American So-Called Christian population?

  • SoCalGal20

    Yes, how dare liberals ask men to treat others with respect and stop acting like self-entitled shits who deserve ALL THE THINGS including access on demand to women’s bodies just because they’re (white) men.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      *str8* white men! (I for one have never demanded access to any woman’s body, that I can recall.)

      • SoCalGal20

        Yes, str8 white men (apologies).

  • Halou

    Letting people be who they are, whether ‘masculine’ or effeminate, it is not the same thing as criminalizing masculinity. No more than refusing to violently suppress Muslims on a daily basis, or failing to send all the nation’s gay to correction camps is a criminalization of Christianity. Nor did civil rights in the 60s result in the criminalization of white people.

    This is about equality. And the only people conflating that with supremacy of one group over others are the people who see everything through an “us vs. them” lens that has them wanting one group of people to be given supremacy over all other groups.

  • Hank
    • Vira

      Todd Starnes couldn’t score in a brothel on dollar-night.

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        Dollar night in a brothel? Tell us more.

      • Friday’s_cat

        Republicans fave for hook-ups is airport rest rooms.

  • PhillyProfessor

    But Todd, its not illegal to be masculine yet. So why are you hiding every shred of yours? There’s more testosterone in one of Dolly Parton’s breasts than in Todd’s entire body.

  • Michael White

    Yes, because when you are insecure in your own masculinity you abuse others to prove you are a “man”. All you prove is your a loser, like all the fools on fox including the blond bimbos

  • goofy_joe

    I’ve actually never heard the phrase Toxic Masculinity before now. Seems to me you’re making this up Mr. Starnes.

    • The_Wretched

      No, it’s a real phrase. Just think of all the dudebro frat types grabbing pussy or the ailes/o’reiley/weinsteins out there. It’s the mindset that says you’re not a man unless you’re sexually harassing / abusing women or getting into fights.

      • goofy_joe

        I understand what it possibly means, I’m just stating that I haven’t heard it on the news as he mentioned in his speech.

  • Ninja0980

    Not this Bunsen Honeydew reject again.

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    a “war on men” that aims to “criminalize masculinity.”

    Well, then, Todd… you have nothing to worry about. 😼

  • Vira

    Let me hasten to say that I for one do not feel threatened in the least by Todd’s ‘masculinity’.

    His politics, his personality, and his hypocrisy, however, are toxic.

  • dcurlee

    He would have those legs in the air quicker than Elizabeth Taylor found a new husband. if anyone would have him

  • OdieDenCO

    even if true, which it is not, toddy it would affect you not one whit!

  • Friday’s_cat

    Starns won’t have to worry about being arrested. Just like most NRA members if you take their guns away.

  • HazumuOsaragi

    Tod Starnes is so proud he chose to be born with white skin, a pen¡s, and heterosexual orientation.

    • Vira

      Two outta three ain’t bad.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Hey Todd, as my very fem/masc husbotter would say: “Masculine? You want masculine? It takes a real man to get fucked in the ass”

  • DumbHairyApe

    Oh please. He doesn’t know the first thing about masculinity.

  • Cackalaquiano

    “Liberals Want To Criminalize Masculinity” says Captain Masculinity himself.

  • Vira

    John 11:35, “Masculinity wept. With tears of laughter.”

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      So did both Corinthians.

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt had a point, as it were.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    Tertiary syphilis?

    • greenmanTN

      His drag name is Syphilis Schlafly.

  • Charlie

    Well, that’s something you’d never have to worry about, dear! You look like a young Truman Capote, you always have and always will. What a hateful sow!

  • KnownDonorDad

    I’m tempted to pile on about the irony of Starnes speaking as if he were an expert on masculinity, but take note: this irrational fear is what has driven the MRA, “anti-SJW,” and “manosphere” types into the Trump camp. I can’t say how big a voting bloc they actually were, but I said a while back that if the votes were tallied from internet commenters Trump would win.

    • Definitely. Homophobes also view gay men as not masculine enough (because stereotypes), and homophobia and misogyny are very closely linked– look on most MRA websites and you’ll see a LOT of gay bashing.

    • JCF

      This is always good for a larf (at the snowflakes), or a cry (because the snowflakes are currently controlling the USA!):

  • margaretpoa

    WTF does that pasty doughboy know about masculinity?

  • JCF

    “Criminalize masculinity”…says…

    ….TODD STARNES????

    • AdamTh

      Well…. If that were true – he’s safe.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Featuring Todd Starnes as the Voice of the Crystalline Entity

  • What the fuck would you know about masculinity? Or femininity for that matter. You’re just a bitch.

  • AdamTh

    No Toddy, liberals don’t even want to criminalize STUPIDITY. So, you’re still safe….

  • ceeenbee

    The masculinity ship sailed long ago in the turd starnes family.

  • edrex

    well. isn’t that the pot calling the kettle “girlfriend.”

  • ceeenbee
  • netxtown

    Toddy’s view of masculinity is based solely on the amount of hot sweaty man hair on the ass of his last skull fucker.

  • TampaZeke

    The fact that his audience to fall out in the floor laughing is a clear indication that they are all drunk on fundaMENTAList Kool aid.

  • John Calendo

    Understandably, Todd Starnes is worried about losing his own masculinity to girls the size of giantesses.

  • Scoot

    I wonder what it’s like to hate women this much and to be so scared of them.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      (See also, Tramp, Donald.)(*)

      (*) Frederick Christ Tramp, Sr., was his father’s name? For realz?

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    He should have no worries then.

  • UnkleSpunky

    Can’t lose something you never had Doughboy

  • Cuberly Deux

    Holy crap Tahd has gone full on Encel!

  • Achilles Tsakiridis

    Todd pays an extra $100 if you show him just how masculine you can be …

  • Alpha 50327

    A pederast says what?

  • Ginger Snap

    Men afraid of their feminine side are not men.

  • BobSF_94117

    Well, at least Todd is safe.

  • Kissmagrits

    My goodness…’s Maudie Frickert and Aunt Blabby rolled into one.
    Without the wicked sense of humor.

    • whollyfool

      Maudie Frickert was a lot cooler than TS.

  • David L. Caster

    No Todd, we want to criminalize stupid.

  • pleasebereasonable1

    Gurl, what the fuck do you know about masculinity?

  • Jose L Ortiz

    Oh My Reason, watching Todd makez these times feel like the 7th century and the ascend of Islam, kind of the 1979 Iran’s Islamic revolution that transformed that country into a theocracy.

    • Tempus Fuggit

      “Oh my reason” FTW.

  • Gianni

    Todd, look at it this way: With girls participating along with the boys in Boy Scouts, there’ll be a lot less of the boys fucking with each other and their counselors and turning gay. They’ll be getting much more of the normal playtime from the young ladies and they’ll stay straight. Always look for the silver lining, Todd.

  • Slippy_World
  • S Galanter

    Oh, Todd, you pathetic pillow-biter. The butchest bone in your body belongs to someone else.

  • rednekokie

    Hmmm – every gay guy I know LOVES masculinity — including me~!

  • Luddite

    Todd Barnes is THE most unfuckable man on Earth. Even his right hand won’t give him a hand job

    • grada3784

      Of course. Starnes is left behind.

  • justme

    Hey Toadie

    Have YOU ever seen masculinity???

  • Jack

    He’s a professional whiner. Is that his idea of non-toxic masculinity?

  • Boy Elvis

    Let’s just go right ahead and link to Wonkette’s take on this. Sample quote:

    “Todd Starnes, frankly, is not at all what anyone thinks of when they
    think of manly, macho men. He’s just not. He looks like a twerp, and I
    could probably take him in a fight. And the fact that, if I did, he
    would be perceived as less manly, is exactly why toxic masculinity is a
    problem, and exactly why it does not benefit men like Todd Starnes.”

  • grada3784

    We’d never be able to convict Todd Starnes.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Seriously? I’m a straight woman who loves men of all types. Except those who rape, abuse, molest, beat, or otherwise hurt women and/or children.

  • Rob NYNY
  • ultragreen

    I guess the Viagra is no longer working for him.

  • greenmanTN

    Some thought Todd Starnes a ninny
    An opinion put forth by many
    But he said “No sissy am I!”
    “I’m a manly man type of guy!”
    “And I’d show you if it wasn’t an ‘innie’!”

  • sfmike64

    What in god’s name does Auntie Todd know about masculinity? He’s FLAMING.

  • Tread

    This bitch.

  • Clive Johnson

    Speaking of deranged right wing asshats:

    Former GOP Candidate Arrested For Mailing Pipe Bomb, Bullet To Political Enemies

  • Why is Todd worried about that? He’s safe either way.

  • grada3784


    Mexican cooking shows on Create.

    The war on masculinity stopped the wall from being built.

  • shrpblnd

    My first boyfriend was one of the most masculine guys I have ever met. He worked construction, and had a rugged build. Very few would have known he was gay, but I knew when he began staring at me with those steely blue eyes and looked like he wanted to devour my young slightly nerdy self. I learned very quickly that being gay and being masculine are completely independent of each other, as he sure loved sucking on my cock and taking it up the seat. And yes, he did look very masculine doing both. I probably looked like such a twink when I use to massage all his muscles, but he certainly didn’t complain.

  • Emma Duncan

    Because real men assault women. So, if Starnes will be waving the masculinity flag for predatory men, it’s not going to be much of a revolution.

  • johnny


  • Criminalize masculinity? Well then Todd, girl, you’ve got no worries. So STFU.

  • Evan Wallace

    The vicious misandry of the comments only serves to validate his point. There is no war on women–but there is an all-out global jihad against men.

    You little leftist simps really can’t wait for another four years of Trump, can you? See you at the voting booth, morons!

  • Kelly Lape

    Hilarious. Todd Starnes thinks he’s masculine.

  • Mundusvultdecipi

    Good Lord; he really is a repellent half-wit!

  • jonfromcalifornia

    Puh-leez Toad… you’re a prime example of EVANGELICALISM feminizing men. Just look at your face and your soft, smooth girlish hands…

  • Rob NYNY

    If masculinity is a crime, Todd Starns would get a $2 parking violation. After several warnings.

  • Desperately trying to stay relevant and garner an audience.

  • Lori

    So according to Todd sexual assault is in intrinsic part of masculinity.

    They always say far worse things about themselves than we ever would.

  • Long Tom

    Yeah, when I think of masculinity, I think of Todd Starnes. 🙄

  • Mike Knife

    She looks big and bad to me;)

  • Willys41

    What does this twerp know about masculinity?

  • Phillip in L.A.

    ‘And there are those in this country that want to feminize men. They want to criminalize masculinity,” Starnes said’ ^showing quite graphically how the psychological concept of projection works

  • ByronK

    And Starnes has a get out of jail fey card.

  • Josh Shapiro

    Wow, the thought of the terms “Todd Starnes” and masculinity being on the same page is just mind blowing.

  • Josh Shapiro

    To the male escort out there that services this douche, please just out him already!

  • Gene Perry

    Todd Starnes discussing masculinity? Mary, please …

  • txstevo

    He should have no problem