Roy Moore Reads Haters His Original Poem On Sodomy, Calls For SCOTUS To Be Impeached Over Obergefell

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch:

Moore said that Congress should have impeached the Supreme Court justices who affirmed the right of same-sex couples to get married. “Somebody should be talking to the Supreme Court of the United States and say, ‘What gives them a right to declare that two men can get married?’” he said, drawing a loud standing ovation.

Moore not only opposes marriage equality; he believes same-sex relations should be illegal. “Tell the Congress,” he said, “Impeach these justices that put themselves above the Constitution. They’re judicial supremists and they should be taken off the bench.” He then said impeaching one would “solve the problem.”

Moore finished with a recitation of one of his own poems, which hit on just about every culture-war issue, including abortion, “sodomy,” school prayer, the teaching of evolution, and church-state separation. Moore didn’t mention the latest controversy over the huge sums of money he took over the years from the nonprofit Foundation for Moral Law.

Sadly, there doesn’t appear to be any video (yet) of the sodomy poem reading.

  • Talisman

    The lady doth protest too much…

  • DumbHairyApe

    Poems are so gay.

    • MUELLER KNOWS

      Moore wants to bang Jesus.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    There once was a judge who talked sodomy
    We all thought he’d had a lobotomy
    He went to a summit
    His numbers did plummit
    A very strange dichotomy

    Was it that poem?

    • Silver Badger

      Perhaps a limerick?

      • Pollos Hermanos

        Haiku could work as well.

        Sodomy is good
        Sodomy hurts nobody
        Hooray for sodomy

        • William

          I scream for sodomy.

        • Megrim Twist

          Hai cool!

        • Nic Peterson

          Do me in the butt
          It will anger Judge Roy Moore
          Jesus does not care

    • Nowhereman

      Yes–the limerick form to be specific. And I hope he does not make it to the senate.

    • Tatonka

      There once was a fundie named Roy,
      Who treated the law like a toy,
      While deep down inside,
      America died,
      And Tump later pardoned his boy.

    • Snarkaholic

      The very best people (such as myself) are saying that his poem is this one:
      “There are things this here country lacks
      Like beatin’ up them there gays, Portorickins, and Blacks
      Withholding respect
      Makes my (tiny) dick erect
      A women’s no more than a hole
      Don’t let her have no birth control
      And, whenever you have the itch
      Yell, “Make me a sandwich, bitch!”

  • Lizard

    How did Roy Moore apparently become a state supreme court justice (twice) without understanding the concept of “judicial review”?

    • AmeriCanadian

      How did he get as far as he did without even a basic understanding of government?

      • Because he’s a politician elected to be a judge. He was edyukated at the Yunaversty of Alerbammer Skoo-ul of Lore.

        • Talisman

          Don’t knock UA. It’s one bright island in the sea of ignorance. Garbage In, Garbage Out, as they say.

          I attended grad school there, though I quit to change majors.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Or Christian supremacism.

  • Nowhereman

    I’ll bet he didn’t mention his jail bird druggie son, either.

    • Silver Badger

      Do your suppose his son learned to suck cock in jail?

      • Nowhereman

        He may have learned it at his daddy’s knee. So to speak.

        • TampaDink

          Simultaneous thoughts posted. 😉

          • Nowhereman

            I saw that! GMTA and all. I feel sorry for the son if he is gay. I feel sorry for the 2-4 Duggar kids who may be LBGT, too.

        • AmeriCanadian

          Roy Moore looks exactly like the type that has frequented the local glory holes.

          • TampaDink

            I’m glad that I don’t look like that……anymore.

          • AmeriCanadian

            🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

          • Silver Badger

            So’s your husband. Glad is good.

          • Thorn Spike

            Roy Moore looks exactly like the type that has frequented the local glory holes and never got sucked because he’s such an insufferable asshole. Which is why he’s always so angry.

          • Uncle Mark

            Actually, if he’s as hung as that lil’ purse pistol he pulled out at the rally, he’s probably too small to reach the other side of the gloryhole.

          • Nowhereman

            It may be a good thing that he’s now on the national stage. More and more of his skeletons will be dragged out of the closet.

          • Snarkaholic

            …and later beats his wife for “not being able to make him hard” (like men can)?

          • JCF

            And said “Howdy, Mike (Pence)!” while there.

      • TampaDink

        Or was it at home?

    • It’s clear as glass why his son is so fncked up. I blame “Ol’ Roy”. Could you ever imagine being the offspring of this vile scum-sucking, bottom-feeding sub-human cretin? Just the thought of that makes me want to seek professional help.

      • JWC

        lets just hope sweet Caleb finds a nice boy and settles down

        • Todd20036

          Think Another Steve might be interested?

          • JWC

            Another Steve is so boring being hung up on Jewish Jared

          • JWC

            and belive me we have had that discussion

      • UrsusArctos

        Don’t forget his Mom, she’s a grifter who will fuck Roy. That’s a pretty good sign she’s damaged goods too.

  • April

    If this was 1967 and not 2017 I have a feeling he would bitch about different races marrying each other.

    (probably still does in private)

    • matrem

      He’ll say it publically soon. It’s Alabama, after all.

      • jixter

        Let him, The boil has to be lanced.

      • Snarkaholic

        After which, he’ll start pushing for the religious freedom laws to include employers firing any people they find “objectionable” (such as People of color, women who resist their pervy advances, women in general, etc.).

  • Leo

    HA. Subtle.

  • Stogiebear

    Son of America’s unofficial “Sodomy Poet” arrested for the ninth time recently. Hmmmmmm.

    • Christopher

      Maybe he likes that he doesn’t have to pay for sex in jail.

      Or, maybe he just likes jail sex more!

  • mikeinftl

    So, he read a poem while in the act of sodomy?

    • William

      It’s not polite to talk with your mouth full.

  • Sashineb
    • JWC

      Ah No it ain’t

  • greenmanTN
  • PickyPecker
  • MoeLarryAndJesus

    This was the poem:

    Sodomy, sodomy, sodomayo
    I’m so glad I’m not gayo.
    So I hope no one sees us
    While I’m spanking Baby Jeezus.

  • KnownDonorDad

    He’s on track to be the worst person in the Senate.

    • AmeriCanadian

      I don’t know…it might be a tie if Kid Rock gets in.

    • Talisman

      Worse than Cruz?

    • Vista-Cruiser

      He’ll make Jesse Helms look like a liberal.

  • AJD

    Did it go like this?

    https://youtu.be/Ulb0pLBgRCw

    • The_Wretched

      Catchy!

    • DreadPikathulhu

      Doh! Beat me to it.

  • Smokey

    Last I checked the Constitution, which they love to idolize (isn’t Idolatry a sin in their bible?), doesn’t much address who can get married or many of the other issues they treat as sacrosanct. It does however have those pesky clauses that talk about equal rights and no state religion and separation of powers. Maybe Roy needs to go back to lawyering school.

  • Treant

    Ebony,
    And Sodomy,
    Livin’ Together in Perfect,
    Harmony…

    • Gerry Fisher

      Ha! Love it!

    • Todd20036

      That only works if you fuck on a piano…

      • Treant

        I fingered a guy on a piano once. Does that count?

        • Todd20036

          Was he playing the piano at the time?

  • JWC

    Why does anyone give this raging fuckwad a moment of time to spew

    • TampaDink

      Because it has proven results….if conservative xtian voters could support the sexual predator, there is probably nothing that will prevent the voters of Alabama from electing him to the Senate. They knew he was a moron with no regard for the law when they removed him from their state supreme court and then they gave him another shot at the bench.

      • JWC

        Jeez and i thought that canadian politics esp BC politics were fucked up Ain’t a patch

  • PickyPecker
  • Raising_Rlyeh

    “What gives them a right to declare that two men can get married?”

    How about the mother-fucking US Constitution? You know, the document that you are going to claim to support and defend when you are undoubtedly elected a US Senator, because it’s fucking Alabama.

    • Talisman

      What gives him the right to declare that two men cannot get marred?

      • Silver Badger

        Beat me to it by mere seconds.

      • David in Palm Springs

        His bible. Which is also cool with polygamy and slavery… and apparently raising children to be social fuck-ups that treat jail like a Subway sandwich punchcard: the 10th jailing is free!

        • olandp

          His Bible says nothing about two men getting married. Nothing.

          • Eddie Besketti

            that’s the beauty of the bible – it says whatever you want it to say. It’s all a matter of how you interpret the big fairytale.

    • The_Wretched

      AL doesn’t recognize the 13th, 14th or 15th amendments.

      • Todd20036

        Is that because AL disagrees with what they say, or because no one in Alabama cannot count higher than 12?

        • The_Wretched

          Those are the ‘Civil War Amendments’. They ban slavery and give PoC the right to vote as well as equal protection of the laws.

          • Todd20036

            Ah, so even if they could count that high, they’d still disagree with them

    • Vista-Cruiser

      He knows it’s all laid out in the majority opinion in Obergefell. But he’d rather tell his followers that the justices arrived at their decision using no reasoning at all.

      • Uncle Mark

        It makes me wonder if that’s how he arrived at his judicial decisions when he was a judge…all sans reasoning

  • William

    Here’s some more poetry:

    “The penis smooth and round was made with anus best to match it, * Had
    it been made for cunnus’ sake it had been formed like hatchet!”

    Richard Francis Burton, One Thousand And One Arabian Nights, Vol. 3 Of 16

    • ChrisMorley

      He has a fabulous marble tomb, sculpted like a Bedouin tent, behind an obscure South London catholic church.

      http://www.burtoniana.org/tomb/IMG_1106_DxO.jpg

      • jixter

        I’ve just spent the better part of two hours introducing myself to this guy. Thank you, William and ChrisMorley!

  • The Sentinel

    I was hoping to start my weekend with an original Roy Moore sodomy poem.

  • Gerry Fisher

    I’m pretty damned gay, yet *I* have never written a poem about sodomy. I *hate* it when a hater is gayer than I am. [grumble, grumble]

  • Sam_Handwich

    There once was an anus named roy
    Who fathered a criminal boy

    • Joe in PA

      Who complains about sodomy, oh boy!
      and in his ass a big toy!

    • Bryan

      He inserts his amen, again and again,
      But nary is filled up with joy.

      • jixter

        There once was an anus named Roy
        Who fathered a criminal boy
        He inserts his amen, again and again
        But nary is filled up with joy.

        ©2017 Bryan/Sam_Handwich. All Rights Reserved

        • Bryan

          Handwich started it.
          lolol

          • jixter

            It’s too good to let go, Bryan. You and Handwich could end up being the Lennon/McCartney of limericks if you try.

  • JoeMyGod

    FYI: I’ll be wrapping things up a bit early today to get down to Wall Street for the Ali Forney Center gala so I can get photos of Maxine Waters on the red carpet. Full report in the morning.

    • PickyPecker

      Enjoy and be safe, Joe! Get some good pics for us! XO

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    • UrsusArctos

      I hope Tante Maxine is in full Wonder Woman™ form. Enjoy!

  • MikeBx2

    Alabama didn’t overturn its law banning interracial marriage until 2000, 33 years after the Supreme Court ruled such laws unconstitutional. Because, “what gives them the right”.

  • bambinoitaliano

    The sexual assault against women from men through out history tells a different story of what an abomination the status quo of heterosexuality these assholes are trying to maintain.

  • kaydenpat

    The obsession with destroying other people’s lives is unsettling. He should have spent more time raising his wayward kid.

  • TheManicMechanic

    These types need the polonium tea solution.

  • Joe in PA

    Hmmm, calling the Supreme Court judges…judicial supremists. Imagine that. Huh.

    • The_Wretched

      He’s still smarting from being removed twice from Chief Justice at the AL SCT for failing to follow the rule of law – to wit, Supreme Court cases.

    • David in Palm Springs

      Apparently, Roy doesn’t own a mirror to see what a judicial supremacist is, or knows what the word hypocrite means. His addled brain also believes the US is a Christian theocracy.

  • HZ81

    Fuck you and your fictions, Roy. Come for us and we’ll come for you. Not going back into the closet and taking our rights with us EVER.

    Did I say fuck you? Fuck you, Roy!!!

    • GanymedeRenard

      Here, let me help you out – FUCK YOU, ROY!!!

  • Joe in PA

    Pretty safe bet…no sodomy happening in his house. Pity.

  • greenmanTN
    • ByronK

      It’s been a long day. I looked at the title and thought “now, how the hell do you fuck someone in the hair?!” Sigh.

  • Adam King

    Nasty old bigot. I hope he drops dead.

  • Paddycakes2001

    “Judge” Moore would have been in good company with the reactionaries who wanted to impeach the Justices who decided Brown v. Board and Loving v. Virginia (both unanimous, of course).

  • another_steve

    Moore’s election to the U.S. Senate will be a gift to the Democratic Party. Progressives should rejoice. He’ll be the poster child of the Republican Party. He’s what they stand for. Goodbye, all Independents who’ve been voting Republican.

    Were I a Democratic strategist, I’d be having an orgasm around now – thinking about and planning for the above.

    • RobynWatts

      That’s only good if people would get out and vote against these tyrannical hypocrites masquerading as today’s GOP in mass.

      Believe me, I will do my part!

  • Megrim Twist

    Roses are red
    The “president” is orange
    I hate poetry
    But love sodomy

    • Joe in PA

      Stick with the sodomy kid. Just saying. 🙂

  • kaydenpat

    This is one of the books given to attendees of the “Values” Voters Summit Trump attended today along with Moore.

    https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/918837656779358208

    • Friday

      Courtesy of a group caught in international crimes against humanity.

    • Natty Enquirer

      “… and WHERE to FIND THEM”

    • charemor

      Why should they be interested in a book like that when they are not supposed to practice homosexuality?

    • Talisman

      Does it give tips for what to do when the rent boys are all booked up and Grindr and Craigs List crash?

      • kaydenpat

        It should. That at least would be helpful.

    • Ken M

      I guess you can pray the “health threats” away.

  • Lars Littlefield

    We can make fun of this human catastrophe all we want. But what are we doing about making sure he never makes it to the Senate? I fear drastic measures are called for.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Banana peel on his doorstep?

      • Franciscan

        How about some of that really slimy lube?

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          Why waste it?

  • chris` magna

    ‘What gives them a right to declare that two men can get married?” —-

    What gives HIM the right to declare that two men can’t get married?

  • bambinoitaliano
  • ByronK

    Like Washington needs another insane politician!

    • BobSF_94117

      Gowdy must be miffed.

  • Moore is a moron. His reading of scripture is selective. His interpretation is worse. The sin of Sodom according to first rate scripture scholars is that the Sodomites were inhospitable. Love is love.

    • joe ho

      Nah. Neither the ancient Hebrews nor the Jesus/Early Xtian sect would have approved butt sex, especially same-sex butt sex. That’s revisionist nonsense.

      • shivadog

        Pretending the Bible isn’t anti-gay is revisionist nonsense, but the Sodom and Gomorrah thing has been misused.

        • joe ho

          I was objecting to the love is love nonsense. The ancient Hebrews made it a point to demonize non-reproductive sex a) because they wanted their own population to grow since they were a minority in a sea of Hellenes and b) because they wanted to differentiate themselves from the orgiastic, pansexual fertility rites of the pagans who surrounded them. The early Xtians were even more puritanical about pleasures of the flesh–believing that the end of the world was imminent. Gay Christers trying to make Jesus a butt-sex-loving deity is pitiful to watch.

          • William

            I don’t recall anything Jesus supposedly said about butt sex.

          • joe ho

            He didn’t have to mention it by name. Just like he didn’t have to mention pederasty by name. He used the umbrella term porneia, sins of the flesh–which would have covered same-sex sexual acts.

          • Mikey

            I HIGHLY doubt Jesus would have used the term “porneia” as an umbrella term. Jesus wasn’t Greek, nor did he speak Greek.

          • joe ho

            lol. Greek was the common language in that part of the Roman Empire at that time. Koine Greek had been the lingua franca in that area since the time of Alexander the Great.

            People of that time were multi-lingual. Paul and the other apostles spoke Greek, Hebrew, and Latin.

            But according to your reasoning, then, Jesus would not have said anything attributed to him in the New Testament, since it was written entirely in Greek.

            You poor gay Christers are so desperate to have Jesus approve your butt sex. It’s a mania.

          • JAKvirginia

            And the Log Cabin crowd want right wing approval. Sigh….

          • joe ho

            It’s really a lot of liberal gay Christers who long for a butt-sex approving Jesus. The right wingers are able to accept the fact that their church finds them to be sinners.

          • JAKvirginia

            I can’t attribute and I’m mangling the quote a bit, but….

            Do what you know in your heart to be right because no matter what you do you’ll be criticized for it.

          • Franciscan

            I have heard that that quote comes from Eleanor Roosevelt. Seriously.

          • Which is why I encourage gay folk to find better gods. There are queer ones, and gender fluid ones among the 5000 humans have invented. Quit submitting to a deity who hates everything about you. Find one who loves all of you.

          • joe ho

            Why not dispense with them altogether. Life itself is rich enough in meaning without the need for superstitions.

          • Mikey

            1) I’m an atheist.
            2) the biblical character of Jesus was an uneducated woodworker.
            3) I’m not trying to have anything approved by anyone. I just think it’s funny someone assumes that Jesus, a poor uneducated Jewish guy, would speak Greek.
            4) the new testament was written starting 100 years after Jesus’ supposed death.

          • joe ho

            lol.

            You don’t seem to know very much about the Jesus character or his social milieu.

            http://reasonsforjesus.com/did-jesus-his-disciples-speak-greek/

            A lot of uneducated Mexicans can speak English too.

            On Jesus’ education.

            http://www.patheos.com/blogs/christiancrier/2015/10/22/did-jesus-go-to-school-what-did-his-education-likely-include/

          • Mikey

            honey bun, Jesus is a fictional character.
            like Harry Potter.

          • joe ho

            lol.

            You’re overstating your case and confusing the levels of argument.

            There’s very little extra-Biblical evidence for the existence of a historical Jesus (a Jewish teacher/rabbi of the 1st century). There’s absolutely no credible evidence for the existence of a divine Jesus.

            But a historical teacher/rabbi would certainly have known Greek as well as Hebrew (and in JEsus’ case Aramaic).

            But that’s not the point of the discussion–which is working within the New Testament Jesus tradition–even if it is fictional. The gay Christers want to make that traditional representation gay-friendly tradition–and it’s clearly not. Pointing out inconsistencies and omissions in their interpretation of that tradition (e.g., proneia as sins of the flesh including butt sex) is the issue.

            Collapsing their entire tradition as a lie is another issue.

          • Johnny Wyeknot

            He said it’s better with spit.

          • shivadog

            I agree with you, I just think that it’s crap that religious nuts would use the Sodom thing against us when the Bible so clearly spelled out what that was about. (hint, not gays)

      • William

        Bacon cheeseburgers are right up there with butt sex on the no-no list.

      • juanjo54

        The Hebrews frowned on it because it was very popular among the Greeks and other pagans who used sex, homo and hetero in their religious rituals. If you were just banging someone because you liked banging them, they probably would have looked the other way. So long as you had a wife and paid your temple tax.

        • joe ho

          I don’t think so. They were against non-reproductive sex not only to differentiate themselves from the Greeks as you suggest, but because they wanted their population to grow.

          The Greeks, on the other hand, encouraged non-reproductive sex because they experienced the effects of over population–which caused social unrest. Too many people and too few resources.

          A puritanical, other worldly anti-sexual aspect is present in Judaism–and exaggerated in Xtianity. Archeologists have found that Yahweh even used to have a wife. But the writers of the Bible wrote her out of the text.

          • olandp

            Along with Adam’s first wife, Lilith.

          • juanjo54

            Actually Judaism is not at all like Christianity when it comes to sex. It is Christians who say sex is only for reproduction. Judaism does not. In fact the Jewish rabbis often wrote that men had an obligation to provide sexual pleasure to their wives. The fact for the Jews was that sexual behavior was supposed to be only between a husband and wife. But it was for fun as well as reproduction.

            As for the consort of Yahweh, you are correct but then again there are several different deities that were all lumped together when the Jews developed the idea of one, universal god. This is why you have Yahweh, El, Elohai, El Shaddai, Ba’al and a couple other ones. Asherah was the consort of El and when El merged with Yahweh she became the consort of Yahweh. She was represented as the four pillars placed at the corners of the altar representing Yahweh. The staff carried by Moses and Joshua was carved in symbols representing her – a staff with a serpent wrapped around it..

          • joe ho

            As most anti-gay, natural law, Christian apologists will tell you, any vaginal sex within the institution of marriage is still contributing to the goals of reproduction. This applies to Jewish thought as well. Both are in stark contrast to Greco-Roman ideas which fully embraced non-marital, non-reproductive sexual activity.

          • juanjo54

            I don’t give a damn what a Christian says about anything. I have 5 years of study of Torah and Talmud. When I want to know what Judaism stands for, I do do not ask a fraking Christian.

          • joe ho

            But your missing the major distinction: Greco-Roman pagan attitude toward sexuality vs. Judeo-Xtian attitude. Though Jewish attitudes are less puritanical than XTian, they are far more puritanical than Greco-Roman ideas. That’s the problem with your reluctance to acknowledge the similarities with Xtianity.

          • juanjo54

            Now you are simply changing your argument – that’s called shifting the goal posts. BTW Greco-Roman attitudes towards sexuality is a nonsensical term. Especially when it comes to homosexuality. Romans were pretty puritanical about sexual roles. A Roman citizen, especially one of the patrician class or among the knights who was a passive partner in male on male sex was asking to be murdered. Additionally Roman citizens, even of the Head Count, were expected to reproduce and to do so often.

          • joe ho

            Not changing the goal posts at all. “Greco-Roman sexuality” is in fact used in the scholarly literature. There was a great deal of overlap in general attitudes toward sexual activity between Greece and Rome, which are clearly in contrast with the ancient HEbrews and early Christians. Namely the widespread practice without social stigma of non-marital hetereosexual activity, mistresses, prostitutes, sex slaves, etc. and the acceptance of certain forms of homosexual behavior (not all).

            And, as the cultures blended after the Roman conquest of Greece, the attitudes of Romans toward homosexuality gradually came to overlap with those of the Greeks.

            The overarching sexual attitude in both cultures was that of penetrating v. being penetrated–not marital vs. extramarital. Both Roman and Greek males were free to penetrate women, men, and children of certain social classes. There was no stigma involved.

            In Greece, the rule was that young men could allow themselves to be penetrated up until their mid -twenties. After that it was shameful. After that they were expected to be penetrators of young men themselves, have mistresses and to take a wife and have a family. The Greeks wanted to delay reproduction because of the scarcity of resources. Homosexual pederasty was also a way of forming lasting male bonds and transmitting culture in a phallicly oriented warrior society.

            Romans gradually adopted many of the same attitudes as Greek influence increased. That is entirely different from the expectations of Jewish and Christian societies. Which is the main point.

            The Greco-Roman vs. Hebrew-Christian distinction is a strong and valid one, however much you want to deny it.

            I strongly recommend Williams’ Roman Homosexuality. It will serve to give you a more informed understanding of Greco-Roman attitudes toward sexuality in general.

            https://www.amazon.com/Roman-Homosexuality-Second-Craig-Williams/dp/0195388747

      • olandp

        Where does it say no butt sex?

        • joe ho

          The same place it says no pederasty. The umbrella term is porneia–sins of the flesh.

          • Todd20036

            Butt sex isn’t a sin, unless you do it without lube.

    • shivadog

      It really shouldn’t take a first rate scholar. The Bible spells it out very clearly, Something like “this was the sin of Sodom and Gomorrah” and proceeds to list the sins, none of which was homosexuality.

    • Natty Enquirer

      And should we care if his reading of scripture were comprehensive and perfect? There is no need to apologize for the Old Testament. We have a Constitution instead.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Moore is a Mooron

    • kat

      The Christian Bible is a vile book regardless of Moore’s interpretation. Fortunately, bullshit holybooks are utterly irrelevant to American law — so we dont need to spend an ounce of effort in meaningless discussion about what Jeebus said.

  • Mike Solo

    After wrapping up a very long day (Jaguar prototype I was driving decided to throw a tantrum… in the rain…. I was a soggy engineer), I can’t suffer these idiots anymore. I’m going to watch AbFab and drink fizz and have a nice long lie in tomorrow as my hubby is up north in Scotland.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Want some company?

      • Mike Solo

        Sure, I’m south of Gaydon in the Cotswolds. Look for a Victorian house with an old Land Rover discovery outside

        • Canadian Observer

          With a couple of pheasants hung out to age?

          • Mike Solo

            Actually yeah. My landlord hunts and wears tweed. The only pheasants I kill are the ones I run over in my modern Spanish hatchback

          • Canadian Observer

            Note to self: dig out my copy of Withnail and I and watch it this weekend.

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          I’ll bring some biscuits.

    • JuanGalicia

      Can I go work for you? >.>

      • Mike Solo

        Depends on what you look like in a British racing green jock strap!

  • Halou

    Wasn’t he disbarred recently? I don’t think he has a leg to stand on when referring to judicial issues.

    • William

      I think he was only kicked off the Alabama Supreme Court.

      • Duck

        For a second time.

  • bmoore4026

    Well, here’s one from me

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Roy Moore likes to
    “eat da poo poo”

  • DonnaLee

    Note how old Roy seems to be airbrushed to the point of not being recognizable in this picture.

  • Tom G

    Does Roy understand that there are more straight couples engaging in sodomy than gay couples?

    • Todd20036

      he sees sodomy as anything a gay couple does and nothing a straight couple does.

  • Why is he so obsessed over the LGBTI?

    • Ken M

      It’s an easy Biblical target. he’s part of the “we’re not talking divorce (when questioned.) “We’re talking about the sickness of homosexuality.” You may have noticed, he didn’t mention anything about 2 women.

    • BobSF_94117

      $$$

  • Ken M

    I’ve said it before, but it is going to be such fun to see him burning on Capitol Hill.

  • Hey, imposer Moore. What gives YOU the right to say we can’t?! Remember, that judgment is SUPPOSED to be left to your god almighty.

  • JT

    Roy Moore Reads Haters His Original Poem On Sodomy

    “Cornpone cornholing is the best.”

  • wds

    Whether you believe or not, I like to slap these bigots along side the head with their own scripture… So Roy Moore is trotting out Sodom, etc.?? Doesn’t even read the Bible he claims to know so well … and I quote (included the warning not to be like them) Ezekiel 16-48-50…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/362659a1171e16bc07c2185cc1846ce087e78aec71087e5cc99cda64bb67e114.jpg

  • -M-

    The constitution says they’re the Supreme Court that decides what is or isn’t legal under the constitution and the rest of our legal framework. The bill of rights starts off with the bit that says no laws establishing a religion or showing religious favoritism are allowed. #Moore-on

    • AmeriCanadian

      Yes and how interesting that it’s the very first amendment. Must have been considered important, no?

  • CharlestonDave

    An original poem on sodomy?

    Didn’t Langston Hughes already do that?

    And Walt Whitman?

    And Oscar Wilde?

    And just about every literary dick-loving soul that’s ever wielded a pen?

    Roy must be telling us something by the company he keeps!

  • Mike in NC

    He’s the reincarnation of Jesse Helms! Darn! I should have driven that stake in deeper!

  • Dale Snyder

    This piece of christian shit ruined his son’s life.

    Go to hell you fucking fat piece of christian SHIT.

  • Macbill

    I guess I’d be pissed too if I never got a sodomy-like blow job.

    • Rocco

      Amen to that!

  • Phillip in L.A.
    • Rocco

      This was the perfect end to my day…thank you for posting! What great memories…

  • Richard B

    When I was a kid in the 1960s, we put a man on the moon.
    In the 1980s, we started a technology revolution that change the world.
    What happened to us that zany game show host Donald Trump is now president and crazy as a loon Roy Moore in the US Senate is a real possibility in 2017?
    What ever happened to the Age of Aquarius we were promised?

    • Vista-Cruiser

      Americans who lean Democratic stopped voting in elections.

      • Daveed_WOW

        What the actual fuck?

        • Franciscan

          Even though it sounds as if the Apocalypse has arrived, I would just recall that in California in the 1960s-70s etc., S.I. Hayakawa and George Murphy, both very right wing, were elected to the Senate, and Ronald “Star Wars” Reagan served as governor. Eventually the political balance changed, although I’m not quite sure why.

  • Avenger280
  • SDG

    Someone THAT homophobic must have a very deep closet!

    • Todd20036

      The gateway to Narnia is in the back of it.

  • ‘What gives them a right to declare that two men can get married?’

    The Constitution — specifically, the Fourteenth Amendment.

    Note for translating RoyMoorespeak: When he says “Constitution,” substitute “Leviticus.”

    • Gianni

      Exactly. That is his mindset.

  • DesertSun59

    One delusional man isn’t the law.

    And, his son is a serial moron: https://www.salon.com/2017/10/10/roy-moores-son-released-from-jail-his-ninth-time-being-booked/

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    Who the FUCK writes poems about sodomy besides people who do it and enjoy it?

  • Gianni

    ….Roy Moore Reads Haters His Original Poem On Sodomy…. There’s something really sick about this guy. An officer of the Alabama court system writes poetry about Sodomy? Just what the Senate in DC needs, another one-man brain trust in its ranks.