Trump Threatens To Revoke NBC’s License Over “Fake News” Report He Wanted 10X More Nuclear Weapons

The Hill reports:

President Trump on Wednesday forcefully denied a new report that he asked to dramatically expand the U.S. nuclear arsenal. The news network on Wednesday reported the president’s request, which it said shocked top military brass and senior administration officials. The request was what reportedly led Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to call Trump a “moron.” At a July meeting at the Pentagon, the president said he wanted to expand the country’s nuclear capabilities after seeing data showing the U.S. weapons stockpile decreasing over the past 50 years, according to the report.

  • Tawreos

    I wish his base would ask him for proof of his bullshit on occasion, but nope, they never will. One cry of fake news and they stop listening to anyone but him.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    And Trump supporters will no doubt cheer. They love their misinterpretation of the 2nd ammendment, but have no clue (along with our Prez) of how the 1st works.

    • Joe in PA

      When I suggested to my RWNJ cousin that she watch something other than Fox News for her information…she screamed (literally) “what am I supposed to watch??? NBC???

      Oy.

    • Gustav2

      They will use the Second to thwart the First.

  • One of the first moves a dictatorial regime makes is to stifle and/or close down the press.
    In these days of social media, news will prove impossible to stop or block.

  • BJORN RAGNVALDR

    He took an oath to support and defend our constitution and he doesn’t understand a fucking word of it.

    • Hank

      He has NEVER read the US Constitution!!! (It is NOT about HIM!!!)

      • Todd20036

        Sure he has.

        1st Amendment: RWNJs get to say whatever they want to, and no one else can question it.
        2nd Amendment: RWNJs can have any firearm with any accessory they want any time, anywhere, at any age.
        3rd-9th Amendment: Stuff.
        10th Amendment: States can do whatever they want so long as it helps Nazis.
        11-13th: Stuff
        14th: RWNJs are more equal than others and their wishes are more important than anyone else’s civil rights.
        15th+: Stopped reading after 14th.

        Trump was elected to lead, not to read.

      • David Walker

        Of course not. No pictures. How can ANYone be expected to read that. (Like he’d read “The Illustrated Constitution” if it were handed to him.)

    • Frostbite

      Of course. It’s longer than 140 characters.

    • Exatron

      Technically, he took an oath to support and defend it to the best of his ability.

      Sadly, this *is* the best of his ability.

      • ColdCountry

        I fear you may be correct.

      • Miji

        You’re correct that his abilities are very limited, but in all honesty we know he’s not even trying. He probably doesn’t even know what the oath said. He just repeated after the judge and forgot it immediately.

        • Danieruw

          Like his marriage vows!

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    • MBear

      you’d think it’d be one of the iron clad requirements for the job or something

      • clay

        We could just elect people who’ve been able to get jobs as a Constitutional Law Professors . . .

        • MBear

          or at least those who can read/understand the freakin thing…?

    • HAAAAAAA
    • Will Parkinson

      He doesn’t like what it says. It limits him, so we need to change it.

  • bkmn
  • shellback

    Oh my fucking gawd. He watches Fox “news” and wants to pull NBC’s license. I am completely flummoxed. Every. Single. Day.

    • Todd20036

      I’m actually used to expecting expectorate from Twitler.
      I’d be flummoxed if Trump actually did something right.

  • Niblet58

    And so it starts…. the media better wake up and fast or they will end up all out of business.

  • safari

    This means Rex is still on his mind. And it’s only Wednesday.

    • BlindBill

      fired by Friday?

      • William

        The White House doctor must have sedated Trump last Friday.

  • Bluto

    I can’t take anymore of this fascist bullshit. I suggest we move on to cake.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5d2b725bf9242e38a5a5b75b925f792b53c2abf3b062d4631478b73b57bcb1b1.jpg

  • Natty Enquirer

    Now, what License would that be? Amendment I?

  • netxtown

    that ‘fucking moron’ thing is eating him up……

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Once again the thing I most despair is the precedent these kinds of outbursts set for future administrations run by conniving authoritarians with some measure of self-control.

    • Duh-David

      We’re watching the local political ads this season, both sides full of emotional triggers and more misleading than educational. See, trickle-down does work.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    In today’s press briefing. I will give TEN DOLLARS to the journo who says:

    Sarah, that’s a lovely blouse you’re wearing. Regarding the President’s claim he never called for increasing the US’s nuclear arsenal, if people present at the meeting are willing to come forward and prove that the President is lying, will he agree to immediately apologize and resign?

    • Tawreos

      Why would you want them to start off with a lie?

    • lymis

      How about, “Sarah, that’s a remarkable blouse you’re wearing….”

      • Treant

        Naw. “Sarah, I suppose that’s a blouse you think you’re wearing…”

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      ” Look, I’m not going to dignify….”

  • M Jackson

    NBC is the reason this country is now in the crapper. Uh, I don’t think so.

  • Rick Jackson

    If there are Gods I hope they are paying attention to the Ass in Chief. Maybe they will do something because the alleged men and women around him apper to have abdicated all responsibility.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    The only “license” NBC has belongs to the local affiliates and the NBC owned local broadcast stations.

    The NBC network itself isn’t licensed by the FCC.

    You’d think the guy who has the FCC under him would know that. Especially since he was on NBC for a few years as a game show host.

    • RyanInIllinois

      I suspect that he just learned that tv stations are licensed, which is what inspired this rage-tweet.

    • WitlessProtection

      You would think but he has proved over and over and over again that what is true doesn’t matter to him.

    • Gustav2

      Brahahahahahahahahaha!

    • Adam King

      He’s too ignorant and demented to understand anything about what’s going on around him or how the world actually works. He hires people to do that for him. The best people.

      • William

        Trump ignorant? Fetch me my smelling salts!!!

    • SFBruce

      You’d think he would at least know that the FCC was founded to by an independent agency, not a branch of the government that reports to him. Donnie doesn’t understand the difference between the different kinds of heads-of-state. President, prime minister, king, dictator: it’s all the same to Donnie.

      • Pollos Hermanos

        Independent (ish).

        If I remember correctly, the FCC panel of 5 has a majority from the president’s party and the chairman is his pick. Currently it’s 3 GOP and 2 DNC.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Him not that smart.

  • PickyPecker
    • Joe in PA

      That’s some scary, nightmare-producing shit right there. Sick!

      But I like the music. 🙂

  • TexasBoy

    Waiting for Kellyanne or Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders to tell us what the POTUS really meant to say. So, I’m am going to say something that needs NO flunky to translate. We need to Impeach this President NOW!

    • Adam King

      “He was joking.”

  • CA2017

    Trump knows it’s bullshit and he can’t do anything of the sort. He understands, however, that his supporters don’t know that and such statements will get them riled up.

    I don’t think he would even want to revoke NBC’s right to broadcast even if he could; the press is a convenient punching bag for him.

    In any case, statements like these are divisive and disgusting, and they are completely beneath the dignity of the Presidency and American values. But that is Trump. There is no better version of him.

    • MaryJOGrady

      I am not sure he knows anything of the sort. His ignorance of government is staggering.

  • ChrisInKansas

    This needs to be the lead story on tonight’s national news. And they need to DESTROY him.

    • KarenAtFOH

      Let’s start with the pee tapes.

  • FAEN

    This is another BS distraction. You will NOT distract us from what’s important Cheeto-

    RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA!

  • downtownla

    Wow, whenever any student asks how Hitler happened, teachers can now point to Trump.

    • William

      My friend in Germany said the same thing.

  • TexasBoy

    Evidently that first new Will & Grace episode has really made him angry 😉

    • Joe in PA

      Speaking of that, we watched a recorded episode of W&G last night (I’m guessing the 2nd episode)…it was not bad. They only got a couple of political shots in, and Karen was in great form.

  • sfjohn

    lol FUCKING MORON can’t do that

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    It sure would be nice to have a president with the slightest clue about how things work.

    • Joe in PA

      Not that I disagree…but damn, the bar is so low at this point. 🙁

  • Treant

    You can try, but your orange ass will get shut down so fast your wee head will spin.

    Also, a willful and blatant violation of the Constitution is, in and of itself, impeachable.

  • Rex

    This from the man who’s an “incredible advocate” of the 1st Amendment.

  • Jerry Kott

    The dick spent his adult life thirsting for Publicity which was placed by Publicist he paid to place the stories. He like stories . Now he is in the free world and can’t manage the reality where he can’t control the message or messenger. His MO now is to shoot the messenger. Being smacked each day with the truth is hard for him to manage. He is punch drunk.

    Tic, Toc, tic ,toc, tick , toc…………

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Some talking head on MSNBC yesterday: “This President doesn’t have policies, he has mood swings.”

    • MaryJOGrady

      True that.

    • bzrd

      one policy he does have is take revenge on whatever President Obama accomplished

      • minidriver

        Worst case of Obama Derangement Syndrome ever.

    • Gene Perry

      great line … should be on a t-shirt. MAKE AMERICA SWING AGAIN.

  • paganguy

    Fascism at its finest.

    • Gustav2

      “They must merely repeat my propaganda. Right Kellyanne?”

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Bigly

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Treant

      You’re goering to annoy him, but I bet he still hits the reich button on the tweet.

      Personally, Adonai what he was thinking.

      • Mikey

        Adoshem on him!

      • David Walker

        He’ll have to get one of his minions to Goegle that.

  • JT

    Kick the bum out now!

  • TexasBoy

    Next Up: Trump signs executive order stating any retail employee that doesn’t wish every customer a “Merry Christmas” while they are buying cheap commercialized holiday crap will be terminated immediately.

    • Bad Tom

      Terminated with extreme prejudice, as they say.

  • Talisman

    Stop the world; I wanna get off.

  • boatboy_srq

    Typical slumlord logic: fire the contractors.

  • Adam King

    This demented stain swore to preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the United States. This is a violation of his oath of office. Impeach him.

  • blackstar
    • Rick Jackson

      Look Timmy it’s Pissolini

  • Lazycrockett
  • greenmanTN

    Pick today’s response by Sarah Fuckaduck Sanders:

    1. Ain’t y’all REtards ever heard of a joke?
    2. Well NBC started it!
    3. I deliberately have not discussed this with the President because I knew y’all would ask.
    4. Something something Obama and Hillary….
    5. SQUIRREL!!!

    • gaycuckhubby

      The squirrel bit gets them everytime

  • MaryJOGrady

    Oh, for the love of heaven, that is not how FCC licensing works.

    • boatboy_srq

      This is not how ANY of this works.

      It never was.

      Lord Dampnut is too accustomed to having powerful attorneys to intimidate his opponents into allowing is extralegal/extraethical antics.

  • gaycuckhubby

    And this evening when the Cable News hosts sit around with their panel they won’t be talking about the president of the United States wanting to increase our nuclear Arsenal by 10 times. Instead they will be talking about his tweets. Trump knows that the one thing in this cultural climate that Americans mistrust more than politicians is the mainstream media. Well played Trump. You authoritarian, misogynistic, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic piece of s*** that is dragging our country down

  • Gigi

    If “fake news” is bad for the country and the government had the power to revoke the license of network that spreads lies and misinformation, FOX would be the first one on the chopping block.

  • gaycuckhubby

    I would have been outraged if Obama or Clinton tried to shut down Fox News. Even when they were telling lies, the irony is that he wants to shut down NBC for telling the truth. Everyone knows their reporting is right and Donald is lying again. We are so f*****

    • JCF

      Remember all the RWNJ screaming when Obama merely *wouldn’t do interviews w/ FUX*? (until he did, of course)

  • Rex

    Mr. Mueller – please hurry.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Lizard

      That’s not unexpected for a body consisting largely of more elderly people (average age of senators is 61). If caught early and treated immediately, people diagnosed with Alzheimer’s can have many years of full functionality.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Thank you for injecting reality and science into the thread! ☺

  • Daveed_WOW

    #TRUMPISHILTER

  • Has anyone else noticed a subtle change in Cheetolini’s semi-perm “hide the grey and shed the years” hair color? It no longer looks like the cheap stuff you can buy by the litre for $6.99 on Amazon but one step up — more like the stuff former wife and new self-appointed first lady Ivana uses I think it’s a mix of 40% Auburn, 40% Beige Blonde, and 20% Arsenic Cyanide put in at the suggestion of the National Security Council. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c985aee851f6298fb70c2d8cc37f8ab9c6cc807f63ffd2ecab2cfe1f66648a61.jpg

  • barrixines
    • Lars Littlefield

      And not in the good way.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    OK. We are at a crisis point now and nobody is doing anything. To compare Watergate to Trump would be like comparing a fire cracker to Tsar Bomba.

    How much more of this treasonous, violation of oath of office, and other crimes must this motherfucker commit every day before something is done.

    THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Adam King

      ^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Marty Pavelka

      This has the stench of Bannon on it.

  • Dan Lack

    First step always to a total dictatorship is shutting down free press….this is one very sick person…and he must be stopped

    • Adam King

      He wants nothing more than to be a little Russian-doll copy of Putin, complete with total control of the media.

      • Dan Lack

        It will be a real test of the American political system…whether the members of his own party will have the backbone to stand up for the country and remove him from office, before he has the chance to change the country forever…

        • minidriver

          Unfortunately, most of them would be happy with the FN channel being state television. The few that would protest are retiring or already retired from politics.

          • Dan Lack

            I suspect you are probably correct…and for those who don’t think the USA couldn’t be turned into a dictatorship, they are sadly mistaken…Democracy is a very fragile state…

  • mr wonderful

    GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF OFFICE!!

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Rebecca Gardner

      OOPS! Sorry, just saw that Joe already posted this. Sorry. I just woke up.

      • Lars Littlefield

        You is WOKE?

  • xzargo

    Tillerson called him a ‘fucking moron’.

  • Daveed_WOW

    NOTE: He’s a former NBC employee who no longer has a show. This is part of a pattern. When he loses his revenue stream or loses a relationship, he lashes out. Classic abuser. This is the man your mother warned you about.

    • boatboy_srq

      Burn the bridges, poison the wells, salt the earth.

      So. Much. Winning.

    • AmeriCanadian

      What I fail to understand is if NBC’s producers of The Apprentice have dirt on Drumpf, why hasn’t it been leaked by now? Surely someone must have recordings of his rants off-camera.

      • Daveed_WOW

        They will face litigation because of confidentiality agreements.

    • prixator

      Hey! He was a former NBC “star”! (That’s why he can grab pussies.)

  • Bad Tom

    Wanting any increase in our nuclear arsenal is a scandal, Mr. Trump. It doesn’t matter whether you wanted to double it, or make it tens times bigger.

    • Ken M

      He makes the statement, gets pissed at the repercussions, and makes another empty threat about actions he can’t actually take. YAWN..time to move on.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Tired of all these, for restful death I cry.

  • joe ho

    lol. And not a word about Putin’s propaganda arm Russian TV which continues to attack the US!

    • shivadog

      FOX News?

  • sdnative1958

    So Trump got played by the big bad media, eh? Well, mission accomplished – he went on another Twitter rage. So Triggered. So Snowflakey. Sad.

    Then let him show documentation by meetings minutes – or let a trustworthy person in the briefing room state otherwise – who knows if it’s fabricated or if Trump is lying?
    That would be one way to discredit the piece – another way would be to simply deny with dignity. Or to ignore it out of hand, which can be effective as well in sputtering the life out of a minor accusation…the old ‘I won’t even dignify that with a response’ approach.

    But poke a stick at this one – and you’ve got the Tasmanian Twitter Devil all roiled up. Sometimes I wonder if it’s all just for the LULZ – because the reaction is so predictable, there may as well be betting pools going on.

  • ChrisMorley

    OT – tRump now seems to be starving the Americans in Puerto Rico

    Puerto Rico: US officials privately acknowledge serious food shortage
    – US government providing 200,000 meals a day to meet needs of 2m people
    ‘There is no urgency in the government response to this humanitarian crisis’

    Officials at the Federal Emergency Management Agency (Fema) say that the government and its partners are only providing 200,000 meals a day to meet the needs of more than 2 million people. That is a daily shortfall of between 1.8m and 5.8m meals.

    The scale of the food crisis dwarfs the more widely publicized challenges of restoring power and communications. More than a third of Puerto Ricans are still struggling to live without drinking water.
    However, Fema provides no details on food deliveries, keeping its public statements to the most general terms. On its website, Fema says it has provided “millions of meals and millions of liters of water”.
    In fact many of those meals are military ready-to-eat meals that civilians find hard to digest if consumed for more than a few days.
    Now the biggest provider of cooked meals says Fema is putting its operations at risk of closure. World Central Kitchen, founded by chef José Andrés, cooks and
    distributes 90,000 meals a day through a network of local chefs and kitchens.
    Its Fema contract, to provide just 20,000 meals a day, ended on Tuesday. Fema insists it is bound by federal rules that mean it will take several weeks for a new contract to emerge to feed more Americans.
    “There is no urgency in the government response to this humanitarian crisis,” Andrés said. “They have all the officials and armed guards at headquarters, but they have no information about the island. They don’t even have a map they can share about who needs food. Fema is over-paying and it is under-delivering.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/11/puerto-rico-food-shortage-hurricane-maria

  • Barry William Teske

    OT:?
    I think not.

    Freeland: ‘This may be most uncertain international moment since WWII’

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/freeland-second-world-war-comments-1.4347693

  • worstcultever

    (Said this over on RS)

    If NBC gives an inch to this Hitler wannabe (who they shamefully helped create) and his dominance games, they’re done. (See: NFL which is already capitulating, and thereby only buying itself more chaos and grief.) Sociopaths are NEVER satisfied. EVER.

  • thatotherjean

    Still thinks he’s God-Emperor and not President, doesn’t he? Sorry, Donnie–you can’t do that.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      He can if we let him.

      • thatotherjean

        This might be true. Let’s make sure we don’t. A free press is invaluable to the country, and we can’t let him change that.

    • coram nobis

      He’s the Fucking Moron of the United States. Regard him accordingly.

  • Halou

    Because remember, Trump is only saying things like this because he doesn’t have a small penis.

  • coram nobis

    Say what, Mr. Fake President?

    • AdamTh

      I can’t refer to Donnie as “president”, not even a fake “president”. He’s an electoral aberration.

      • Gianni

        I’s substitute ‘abomination’ for ‘aberration’.

  • Ken M

    Giving the manbaby more attention won’t shut him up. Simply stated…He can’t do it (legally.) We (should) all know, He can’t do it (legally.) Yet the more he talks, the more attention he gets. I’d rather see the headline – Trump proving he’s a Moron by _______ . Fill in the blank. Giving this manbaby any type of clout, even in headlines is foolish and unprofessional. This would simply be accepted as another one of his many lies, and moved on from, if the press didn’t ignite another storm.. All this for something he can’t even do. Give it a break!!!

  • Dagoril

    Sounds like it’s time to start planning for a General Strike. Shut this country down until the Shitgibbon is impeached and removed from office.

  • JWC

    Donny is slowly getting backed into a corner Mean Mr Mueller is becoming very scary All of his close ‘friends’ are saying not nice things about hin. The GOP is being very unfair. Oh I am gonna tweet something

  • Ninja0980

    And yet NBC continues to sit on the Apprentice tapes.
    No pity for them at all.

  • Megrim Twist

    #Dotard
    #Moron
    #Liar

    • AdamTh

      The guy probably is vey intelligent – most successful con-men are…

      • I don’t think so. He truly doesn’t run cons, he is wildly unsuccessful in all of his business practices. He is a bully, and thinks he can use force to get what he wants.

        • -M-

          He’s too lazy to con anyone who isn’t determined to be conned.

        • AdamTh

          In his business practices, yes he is very unsuccessful. But a con-man doesn’t care about real business practices – just that he is able to seperate people from their money. And few do it better than Donnie….

  • AdamTh
    • AdamTh

      Not my creation, but very appropriate!

  • andrew

    The Republican leadership in Congress and the rest of the Republican Establishment need to follow Senator Corker’s lead in calling out Trump on his irresponsible and dangerous attitude toward nuclear weapons and nuclear war and then move to oust him from office before he causes the deaths of millions. They should stop focusing on essentially unimportant things, like some football players kneeling during the National Anthem, and look at the real and present danger to our Republic and to the world and that is clearly Donald Trump.

  • Removal from office and a life sentence just don’t seem to be a sufficient punishment for him. Not to me, anyway.

  • What’s extremely disappointing, is treason is no longer a capital offense. Although, espionage and Civil rights offenses resulting in death, are both still on the table.

  • KarenAtFOH

    So does that mean he’s ready to reinstate the Fairness Doctrine? Hmmmmm???

  • I see once again ’tis Opposite Day for cheetolini.

  • Gene Perry

    Trump’s a joke. Take NBC’s license? Does the comedy never end?

  • JAKvirginia

    Only a moron threatens others with actions he doesn’t have the legal or real power to invoke.

  • Snarky

    After all the times NBC aired “The Apprentice,” and helped Trump’s self-mythologizing to Middle America, you’d think he’d still be kissing their ass.

    • Daveed_WOW

      A narcissist would never see it that way. Remember that he’s no longer on NBC and no longer getting paid. This is how he treats those who no longer please him.

      • Tor

        You’d think people would learn – the ones who are kissing his ass today will be thrown under the bus tomorrow.

    • Jay Mills

      Not to mention SNL. Member when they had him host, even after the racist comments and rallies? Yeah that normalized him hugely.

      • Snarky

        I think the audiences of the two shows are different, and the Apprentice probably helped him create a “sharp businessman” persona for middle Americans. It added context for people who voted for him in a way hosting SNL never did. That said, letting him host SNL was a baaaaad move on so many levels. Yes it normalized him, made him seem like he could take a joke (he can’t). Add it to all the rest of the ratings-driven decisions to give him so much free air time during the campaign.

  • TexasBoy

    I can think of another leader that controlled the media, wanted no immigration, except for the “right” people, claimed to be religious, and making their country great again. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ca06277ae2b2ae2f1aa21e8ee64a1427a49649d098b7f8b8622a68afb2d5452.jpg

  • Nunya D. Bidness
    • SDG

      I can see his penis… so it’s not to scale. No balls though! HA!

  • Gianni

    Dear Donnie, The Constitution of the USA guarantees a free press. Ever heard of that? Talk about being dumb as a stump. You are not a king, Donnie. You don’t have the power to issue royal commands that all must obey.

  • JCF

    If Rachel asked me, I’d march on the White House—to remove Drumpf BAMN—in a hot second.

    You do NOT want to go there, Drumpf. Study some (final) Mussolini pics.

  • SDG

    * Warning… long.

    ‘murica was having trouble
    What a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore
    Its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that man be?
    We looked around and then we found
    The man for you and me
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that man be?
    We looked around and then we found
    The man for you and me!
    LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
    And now it’s…
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    ‘murica is happy and gay!
    We’re marching to a faster pace
    Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    The heartland’s a fine land once more!
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    Watch out, World.
    We’re going on tour!
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica…
    CHORUS:
    Look, it’s springtime
    LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
    Nuclear Winter for North Korea and Iran
    CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica!
    CHORUS:
    Springtime! Springtime!
    Springtime! Springtime!
    Springtime! Springtime!
    Springtime! Springtime!
    STORMTROOPER:
    Come on, ‘muricans.
    Go into your dance!
    STORMTROOPER “ROLF”:
    I was born in Texas und that is why they call me Bubbah.
    STORMTROOPER “MEL”:
    Don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Repulican party!
    ULLA:
    The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
    STORMTROOPER #1:
    Heil Trump!
    STORMTROOPER #2:
    Heil Trump!
    LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
    Heil Trump!
    Springtime for Trump and Germany
    ALL:
    Heil Trump!
    ROGER:
    Heil myself
    Heil to me
    I’m the lout
    Who’s out to change our history
    Heil myself
    Raise your hand
    There’s no greater
    Dictator in the land!
    Everything I do, I do for you!
    CHORUS:
    Yes, you do!
    ROGER:
    If you’re looking for a war, here’s World War Three!
    Heil myself
    Raise your beer
    CHORUS:
    Jawohl!
    ROGER:
    Ev’ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
    CHORUS:
    Hooray!
    Ev’ry hotsy-totsy Nazi…
    ROGER:
    Heil myself!
    CHORUS:
    Ev’ry hotsy-totsy Nazi…
    ROGER:
    Heil myself!
    CHORUS:
    Ev’ry hotsy-totsy Nazi…
    ROGER:
    …stand and cheer!
    THE HEIL-LOs:
    The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
    He’s got those Mexicans on the run
    You gotta love that wacky hun!
    The Fuhrer is causing a furor
    They can’t say “no” to his demands
    They’re freaking out in foreign lands
    He’s got the whole world in his hands
    The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
    ROGER:
    I was just a Real Estate Tycoon (crook)
    No one more obscurer
    Got a phone call from the Reichstag
    Told me I was Fuhrer
    ‘murica was blue
    What, oh, what to do?
    Hitched up my pants
    And conquered Mexico
    Now ‘murica smiling through!
    ULLA:
    Challenge Tap, Challenge Tap,
    Donald digs a challenge tap,
    Bring on the allies to hear the news,
    the facts is the axis, cannot lose!
    Cos’ Mr H.
    ROGER:
    Who is that?
    ULLA:
    Mr H.
    ROGER:
    That’s me!
    ULLA:
    Is wearing his dancing shoes!
    Kim Jong Un:
    I am Jong,
    You’ll soon be Gone’!
    ROGER:
    It ain’t no myst’ry
    If it’s politics or hist’ry
    The thing you gotta know is
    Ev’rything is show biz
    Heil myself
    Watch my show
    I’m the ‘murican Ethel Merman
    Dontcha know
    We are crossing borders
    The new world order is here
    Make a great big smile
    Ev’ryone sieg heil to me
    Wonderful me!
    And now it’s…
    CHORUS:
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    Goose-step’s the new step today
    ROGER:
    Springtime!
    Goose-steps!
    CHORUS MEN:
    Bombs falling from the skies again
    CHORUS:
    ‘murica is on the rise again
    ROGER & CHORUS:
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica
    H-bombs are dropping once more
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    ROGER:
    Means that…
    CHORUS:
    Soon we’ll be going…
    ROGER:
    We’ve got to be going…
    CHORUS:
    You know we’ll be going….
    ROGER:
    You bet we’ll be going…
    ROGER & CHORUS:
    You know we’ll be going to war!!* Warning… long.

    ‘murica was having trouble
    What a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore
    Its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that man be?
    We looked around and then we found
    The man for you and me
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that man be?
    We looked around and then we found
    The man for you and me!
    LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
    And now it’s…
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    ‘murica is happy and gay!
    We’re marching to a faster pace
    Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    The heartland’s a fine land once more!
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    Watch out, World.
    We’re going on tour!
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica…
    CHORUS:
    Look, it’s springtime
    LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
    Nuclear Winter for North Korea and Iran
    CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica!
    CHORUS:
    Springtime! Springtime!
    Springtime! Springtime!
    Springtime! Springtime!
    Springtime! Springtime!
    STORMTROOPER:
    Come on, ‘muricans.
    Go into your dance!
    STORMTROOPER “ROLF”:
    I was born in Texas und that is why they call me Bubbah.
    STORMTROOPER “MEL”:
    Don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Repulican party!
    ULLA:
    The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
    STORMTROOPER #1:
    Heil Trump!
    STORMTROOPER #2:
    Heil Trump!
    LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
    Heil Trump!
    Springtime for Trump and Germany
    ALL:
    Heil Trump!
    ROGER:
    Heil myself
    Heil to me
    I’m the lout
    Who’s out to change our history
    Heil myself
    Raise your hand
    There’s no greater
    Dictator in the land!
    Everything I do, I do for you!
    CHORUS:
    Yes, you do!
    ROGER:
    If you’re looking for a war, here’s World War Three!
    Heil myself
    Raise your beer
    CHORUS:
    Jawohl!
    ROGER:
    Ev’ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
    CHORUS:
    Hooray!
    Ev’ry hotsy-totsy Nazi…
    ROGER:
    Heil myself!
    CHORUS:
    Ev’ry hotsy-totsy Nazi…
    ROGER:
    Heil myself!
    CHORUS:
    Ev’ry hotsy-totsy Nazi…
    ROGER:
    …stand and cheer!
    THE HEIL-LOs:
    The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
    He’s got those Mexicans on the run
    You gotta love that wacky hun!
    The Fuhrer is causing a furor
    They can’t say “no” to his demands
    They’re freaking out in foreign lands
    He’s got the whole world in his hands
    The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
    ROGER:
    I was just a Real Estate Tycoon (crook)
    No one more obscurer
    Got a phone call from the Reichstag
    Told me I was Fuhrer
    ‘murica was blue
    What, oh, what to do?
    Hitched up my pants
    And conquered Mexico
    Now ‘murica smiling through!
    ULLA:
    Challenge Tap, Challenge Tap,
    Donald digs a challenge tap,
    Bring on the allies to hear the news,
    the facts is the axis, cannot lose!
    Cos’ Mr H.
    ROGER:
    Who is that?
    ULLA:
    Mr H.
    ROGER:
    That’s me!
    ULLA:
    Is wearing his dancing shoes!
    Kim Jong Un:
    I am Jong,
    You’ll soon be Gone’!
    ROGER:
    It ain’t no myst’ry
    If it’s politics or hist’ry
    The thing you gotta know is
    Ev’rything is show biz
    Heil myself
    Watch my show
    I’m the ‘murican Ethel Merman
    Dontcha know
    We are crossing borders
    The new world order is here
    Make a great big smile
    Ev’ryone sieg heil to me
    Wonderful me!
    And now it’s…
    CHORUS:
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    Goose-step’s the new step today
    ROGER:
    Springtime!
    Goose-steps!
    CHORUS MEN:
    Bombs falling from the skies again
    CHORUS:
    ‘murica is on the rise again
    ROGER & CHORUS:
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica
    H-bombs are dropping once more
    Springtime for Trump and ‘murica.
    ROGER:
    Means that…
    CHORUS:
    Soon we’ll be going…
    ROGER:
    We’ve got to be going…
    CHORUS:
    You know we’ll be going….
    ROGER:
    You bet we’ll be going…
    ROGER & CHORUS:
    You know we’ll be going to war!!